Regarding Le Piaf
My favorita warned me to stay out of Le Piaf, that it would be a total ripoff.
Stormy
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Regarding Le Piaf
My favorita warned me to stay out of Le Piaf, that it would be a total ripoff.
Stormy
Moondog, I went back and read a post in December about Apart Recoleta. The poster said they have a no guest policy now. I emailed off a query to the front desk and hopefully they'll get back to me tomorrow.
JGB,
Thanks.
I'm not looking so much for apartments or hotels by the week, but rather just Love Hotels that rent by the hour. I 've one that I will checkout next week.
Moondog
Last night after dinner I checked out the place on Suipacha that lused to be Kurvos. Now it is called Red Zone or something like that. Deader than a doornail. So on to Catto´s where the ratio was highly favorable. Two young ladies who at first claimed to be sisters but who looked nothing alike drew my attention. After determining they were not sisters, they said I should take them both back to my hotel. I told them that to take two women would be 'un pecado' or a sin. They akded 'Por que is it a sin to take two women'? I said no, you don't understand, I meant it would be a sin to spend that much money. So they had to try to convince me which one to chose. That didn't take long as one lit up a cigarette while the other did not. So I took the slender, non smoking one instead of the more voluptuous smoker.
Initial quote was one hundred dollars, met with laughter and countered with one hundred pesos, also met with laughter. Settled on 150 for 2 hours after the usual routine of how I am not a tourist and know the score. Probably could have gotten it for less since the ratio was a healthy 10 to 1 or so.
Anyway, it was a good first session and worthy of my first night in town. Both gals are from Formosa province. The one I chose, Agostina, is very slim (no tits to speak of if that is an issue for you) and quite cute. A very nice girl which is the most important thing. Very GFE. DFK, DATY, CBJ and lots of touching. She is intelligent and well spoken. Says she is going to orthodontic school but her true dream is to be a chef and own her own restaurant. I don´t know how well she cooks but eating her was nice.
Looks: 7 for the face and 6 for the body. Attude was just about perfect. Did not ask for money up front. No mention of a tip so I gave her one of 20 pesos plus 5 for the cab which was previously negotiated. She appreciated that I got dressed and went down and waited for the cab for her, and also that I made sure it was a radio cab, and that I wrote down the number of the cab. Recommended. A very nice gal.
The only drawback was that I went at her pretty hard with the Pocket Rocket and she creamed buckets all over the bedspread which number one embarassed her, number two made me glad I never pull the covers back, and number three made me think of Exon and his little problem at Jackson's place. But this was not the red river and it is barely noticeable now.
Now I must do my duty and go fuck Alejandra.
OK, so it was a good news, bad news thing with Alejandra. The gal who answered the door was not the same gal I know. I said, 'You are not Alejandra.' She gave me a puzzled look and whipped out her documento which said MarÃ*a Alejandra something. I said, 'OK, but you are not the same Alejandra from Missiónes province.' She said that that Alejandra was a Paraguaya and not from Missiónes at all and was a thief and so they 'erased' her.
Don't know, don't care but the good news is the price is down to 20 pesos instead of 30 so I fucked her anyway. Not worth repeating. She is a fake blond Brazilera with a C section scar. But I drained my balls quite nicely and that is the main thing.
Exon Reporting : OK no more ---- Only .... Yesterday Carolina took me to Tigar and a boat ride on the River Plata. It was kick ass, absolutely fucking gorgeous. And guess what, I know where some of the 88 billion US dollars the Argentines owe the IMF is located. Some 800 to 900 million dollars worth is located in the form of expensive boats docked on the river. Don't kid your self theres still plenty of money left down here in Argentina, and thease Argentines really know how to enjoy it . Moving right along, Carolina got a call while we were eating a late lunch that Fernando,( her son ), wasn't fealing well and had to go home early. Perfecto, as I really wanted to go crusing, and after dinner in Recoleta and checking out Black, ended up at Cafe Exrada. Well Maria Paula caught hold of me and away we went to my apartmento. Problem with Paula is I can't get her to leave. Before we got in the cab I made her promise me it would just be a quickie and I wanted her out of their in an hour. She lied and spent the night again. Well this morning when we woke up she wanted me to fuck her again and I refused. I was saving my sperm for Fabiana, an old friend I'd bumped into at Cafe Orleans. The Mouse has met her and she is absolutely fucking beautiful with a body too die for. As fate would have it I was home taking a little cat nap after putting Paula in a cab. The phone rings, its Carolina, yea,yea OK Tuesday night dinner. I hang up and not but but five seconds latter the phone rings again, its Fabiana. God am I gald I didn't fuck Paula earlier this morning as I have bullets to shoot. I quickly pop a pill and wait for Fabiana's arrival half and hour latter . Fucking Fabiana is like fucking a porn star, the best. I will see her again soon. But not too night. I just got word that the Mouse has safely landed and is in country. He's PM'd me and He, Stormy, the famious DickHead and I are all meeting for dinner in Recoleta at 9:00 pm. Sounds like some mongering tonight --- Exon
Exon -
Now that you've corrected your periodic punctuational problems, perhaps you can consider adding two carriage returns (to siginify the end of a paragraph) when you've completed a thought.
Your postings are very informative and entertaining and would reach a wider audience if they were more clearly displayed.
Just a suggestion.
DfB
The Mouse has Landed,
I see this board needs a little spicing up with some new adventures and stories, so here I am. The question is, will these experiences be good ones or more embarassing mishaps by this sometimes stumbling Mouse?
You know, I just love that 10 1/2 hr flight out of NY with it's comfy seats and 5-star service. There is nothing like the feeling, after flying all night with your whole body aching and little sleep, when you suddenly realize you still have "4 hrs" to go. Oh well!
I finally made it to the Hotel, unpacked, showered, had a quick lunch with Stormy and then that first knock came at the door a full half hr early. I had decided to call an old favorite upon arrival who I met in August and always see a couple of times when in town. Sorry guys, this is private stock, she's only a 7, but her performance for me is never less than a 10. Come to find out her final night at the Club was 2 weeks ago and she has quit the Biz because it's become too much and she can't take it anymore. I'm curious, aren't you? Well, her arms go around my neck, her tongue down my throat while she drags me to the bed ....... WOW, what a welcome! According to her, she is all mine whenever I want, and only mine. Yeah, we'll see, but I loved today's welcome!
Off to a good start,
The Mouse that Roared
Exon, MM, Dickhead, and Stormy all hanging out together.
Watch out BA. :)
I would like to thank all of the contributors to this board. I am arriving in B.A. in 51 ( but who's counting ) days, for my first visit.
I was looking for a new place to go this year, and after reading Moondog's Guide, on another board, I thought about it for exactly one minute, and then bought my ticket! I tend to be impulsive. Thank you Moondog, your guide is very impressive, and I hope your kharma gets the positive energy it deserves for creating it.
I followed Moondog's advice and I contacted Mayra. She got me the best deal ( and I did shop around ) on a room at the Dohlmen Hotel, and a cheap cell phone rental.
I have been desperately trying to get my escort sites " must-do " list to below 20. I have contacted Roxana, and if the feedback I have received is correct, her $10 per appointment fee will be the best $10 I'll ever spend.
The only problem I have is that my arrival is 51 days away! The anticipation is deadly. So, if any of you experienced B.A. Mongers will be in town from May 5 through the 13th, and you enjoy seeing a newbie going berserk and discovering what you already know, PM me so we can hook up. This board is, by far, the best source for up to date info on B.A., and I cannot wait to share my experiences.
Johnny O
Johnny O,
Thanks for the nice words. The guide is intended for the new guy in town.
With respect to the escorts, be very flexible with your choices, and do not get hung up on any one girl. There is nothing wrong with starting a dialogue if they return email, but use it only to establish rapport and as a "get to know you type of exchange." Avoid discussion about prices, but rather get her to anticipate your arrival because of you rather than an ATM. Be ready with another one if on the day you arrive, your favorite has made other plans.
BA has many choices, enough for everybody, and the girls are fun, witty, beautiful, and when you find a special girl, it is even better.
Enjoy the life,
Moondog
Nuevo Estilo: I still like this place. In fact, maybe I like it better. I saw Antonela when I walked in and winked at her but then she disappeared, never to return on my watch. Too bad, so sad. The waitress was cute and fully with the program as far as I could tell. Beers are still 5, the cover was still 15, and the place seemed more well lit and less smoky. But the others wanted to move on so off to
Catto´s: That blond chick singer is smoking hot. She makes my dick so fucking hard I don´t have enough skin left to blink my eyes. My chica of the previous night was there again and still looked good. The pole dancers were good. I was pretty drunk by the time we left for
Hook´s: I had pretty much decided to take a night off from mongering, partially because these clubs put a hole in my wallet and also because a certain rodent causes drinks to appear continuously as if by osmosis (a 250 pound Italian can in fact out drink a 150 pound Irish. I don't feel all that great but I think after a few beers I will be okay). However a very short but curvy thing managed to insinuate herself into my sphere of influence and eventually I succumbed to her blandishments.
Sandra is from Salta although I kept teasing her about actually being from Paraguay which was rude of me. Also I was teasing about her height with such comments as 'I´d like to screw you for a long time but it looks like it will be a short time' and other weak shit such as that.
Another very nice experience and she is recommended. I don't think I've made a gal come that many times without using any electronic devices in a long time. She said it had been a few weeks since she'd had an orgasm. After I gave her a few she decided BBBJ would be okay and was up for CIM but I had developed vapor lock by then so oh well.
I think I will go to Güemes 3221 today or maybe try Andres´recommendation on Maipu.
¡Viva la Republica!
Nice to know, the boys are home and there is action going on with the reports. Well here's what I have. Remember that low-cost place on Santa Fe, here´s the best of it: call 4824 2490 and ask for Luna to be sent to you. Firm body, not too fat and Ok face. She will suck you dry and let screw completo, with professional integrity and good attitude. 60 pesos an hour plus taxi.
And: there are two gems out there but I don't want to publish their names or phones without permission. Both are young, caucasian, tall, brunette, cute and with a good attitude. Neither speaks much english. Will give their contact only in p2p mode.
Take care,
ciao
PERSONAL PAC-SAFE
After constantly worrying about guests grabbing my valuables, I finally bought a PAC-SAFE travel-safe last year and really love it. I put all my valuables in it and lock it through a chair. It won't stop a determined thief with tools, but stops the casual grab and run. It is lined with chicken wire so it cannot be opened with a knife. Also works great at the beach, I lock it to a beach chair or palm tree while I go swimming. I highly recommend it.
http://www.pac-safe.com/
Also available though
http://www.rei.com
Exon Reporting:
Well probably number one on my things to do list was fuck Roberta. Roberta is argueably, (sorry I don't spell either) the finest fuck in the world. I'd bumped into her last week at Cafe Orleans but just didn't have time to engage her. After doing Fabiana Monday afternoon I'd made mental plans for Roberta on Tuesday. As some of you might remember I had dispatched Mickey Mouse to fuck Angela several months ago so she would have rent money. As a reward for Mickey's labor of love I'd set up a deal through Roxana so the Mouse could fuck Roberta. Mickey likes Roberta.
Well anyway I show up at Cafe Orleans about 4 pm, walk in the door, and theres Roberta, which I make a beeline too. Roberta smiles that beautiful smile she has and points to the bar and say's "your amigo's are their". I look over and there sits the Mouse and Stormy both with big shit eating grins on the faces. Seems Mickey has already cut a deal with Roberta and there about to leave as soon as he finish's his drink. Well fuck that, I mean I really like Mickey but I just can't have him fucking Roberta before I do.
OK, so I go over to the bar and cut a deal with Mickey whom was gracious enough to surrender Roberta. How I've made no secret to the fact and every girl in the bar knows it, Roberta is my favorite. And all the ladies know that Roberta has a deal with Mickey, so theres huge suspence with all the girls. Mickey and I are talking and every woman in the place is watching us for some tip on the out come of this unusual set of events. Roberta has two ******'s, all the rest of the girls have none and whats going to happen ? . Well as we are talking I look over at Roberta and say "Negociation" and every woman in the place crack's up laughing. Even Mickey & Stormy are cracking up.
OK, so I've got a deal with Mickey for Roberta but all I've got is a few pesos and a US hundred dollar bill, no pesos for Roberta. Alright, this what a stand up guy Mickey Mouse is. Not only do I take his date, but he makes change for me converting the C-note into pesos so I can pay her.
Exon
Happy St. Paddy´s day!!!
Tonight I have been told that there is a big party at the Irish Pub
called Kilkenny.
It is located on the corner of Marcelo T de Alvear and Reconquista
in micro center and around the corner from pussy central or my apartment!
I met a cute nonpro there last monday night who filled me in on the scene there. By the way any mongers who like the band U2 would be advised to go any Monday night at 1130P for a good U2 knock off band. Lots of fun.
Killkenny is a bit expensive as they do not serve local beer. They have their own brand and other imports including guiness draft for 12-13 peso a pop.
If you are intersted I have been told to come early today as it will be packed for the holiday.
Anyone interested in hooking up can call me on my cell
15-5040-2281
D Rock and myself are planning to hit it early evening around 8-9p
There are 3-4 other Irish/English type pubs nearby. Should be festive.
After Killkenny I plan on going for the first time to Nuevo Estilo....perhaps we take a crew?
OTH
Hook Report
Went in last night and met some of the guys. I missed the AMA meeting. Met a VERY young and PETITE chica - 18 and still in school - who was sweet as pie. Her sister was also working there with her. My girls name was Claudia. She said she is still in school and has only worked there for 2 weeks or so. She is dark skinned with long black hair. Cute smile and maybe 5-2 100 lbs.
Went to pussy central and had a great GFE, BBBJ, MPCS, DFK, DATY, photos, video, carinos. No anal. She is very young and a bit inexperienced but to have such a tender morsel was almost enough to make me soil my pants! I will see her again as she gave me her phone.
20 pesos salida 100 peses the hour >she asked 130< plus 20 pesos tip.
AS ALWAYS USE THIS BOARDS INFO AS CONFIDENTIAL. CHICAS DO NOT NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING THEY HAVE WRITTEN ON THEM.
In short if you want to take her out...please do but use this info for your FYI and knowledge.
Once again as stated before Hook seems to be the place for YOUNG girls and many new in the biz.
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Initial quote was one hundred dollars, met with laughter and countered with one hundred pesos, also met with laughter. Settled on 150 for 2 hours after the usual routine of how I am not a tourist and know the score. Probably could have gotten it for less since the ratio was a healthy 10 to 1 or so.
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Went to Cattos last night as well. Was quoted 250 pesos for 2 hrs. After the chica found out I knew the scene she quickly went to 150 pesos. I then told her that for 80-100 pesos I could get almost any girl next door at Hook. She acted surprised. Soon after she left my table.
For those interested Cattos is next to Hook on the 900 block of suipacha. Last night there were about 35-40 chicas and many were good looking. The dancing girls were awsome and the blond singer was hot too. Not sure if the pole dancers were on the menu. Will ck it out later this weke and report.
Was reported 20 pesos for salida from this club.
Exon, you are a machine! You steal the poor mouse's cheese, and then use his pesos to do it with her. I think you owe him a night with Roberta alone for his brillant lay down. Either that, or get a two room suite, and have her switch rooms when she wears the other one out. :)
Nice post, and the periods and paragraphs were perfect. Very readable. So, what's been happening with Carolina this week?
Exon, it was my pleasure watching you two love birds reunited at my expense, but next time I charge a percentage on the exchange fee. A second place finish wasn't so bad as I decided to latch on to Carolina (no, not Exon's Republican) as my consolation. Now she is No Roberta, but this girl surprised the hell out of me. She did everything in her power to make me forget Roberta and prove she was No 1 ! Isn't competition Great? The menu was extensive and passionate and after 2 1/2 hrs it was No Mas for me.
OK gang, here it is, my first 24 hrs in BA: The mouse is 4 for 4 and still roaring.
Hook's, Catto, Ness, Nuevo Estillo, Orleans, Excedra have all been in play and a couple notes worth taking. I have had four Great encounters with four different women from four separate places and from what I can tell, things have been slow the last couple months in town and it seems the prices for the girls have stabilized (even lowered) a bit. There are some good lookers out there and the most I have paid was 200p for 2 1/2 hrs Carolina from Orleans. Last night I got shot down by the dancer at Catto (I had to try) and then I said No to 150p for 2 hrs with the dancer at Hook (I wanted TLN) then I settled for 150 TLN with another. God I feel so cheap!
The story so far seems to be "Hook's": Beware of the waiter! Stormy, DH and self were there late on night one and we were paying as we go for our Cervezas and chicas. When I got up to leave with my girl (I was the last one, don't figure), I was presented with a 120p bill. I tried to explain that we had paid for everything as we went, but with No Luck. Since it was late and I was not in perfect condition, I decided not to make a scene because I was getting nowhere in my discussions.
The next day I verified my facts with my accomplices to find that my memory was accurate. Gentlemen, I was hustled! Here is what happened and it has been verified by 2 friends (chicas) who work at Hook. The waiter was taking our pesos and putting them in his pocket and he "did not pay" any of our bill with them. I guess this is not the first time, but I will try and make sure it will be the last! You only pay 1 person there and that is the guy at the register behind the bar when presented with a bill. I am going to be intrduced to the owner so I can let him know what happened. I am told he doesn't know about this, but I'm not sure I believe that. Just thought you should know.
Anyway, I love this place! And I never want to leave!
MM
Mickey was this blond Carolina at Cafe Orleans ? . The girl I put the pesos on her table as I was leaving with Roberta ? Why you copy cat --- Exon
Exon,
She was relentless and had to have me so she could prove that She was No 1. There is some healthy competition going on here that we can have some fun with.
MM
Orleans regulars,
Did you guys noticed a blond, long hair, Alejandra?
Or her cousin, Black jet hair, also long, Norali?
The are a good looking pair of chicas.
DWC
Short Trip Report March 2004 Buenos Aires
Part one
Note: I've visted BA a number of times and I am a huge fan of the city. Before delving into my report, I should fill you in a tiny bit about my background so that you can understand what informs my opinions.
I'm from LA. I work for an Multi-national Company. I'm in my mid forties. Recently divorced. And for the last couple of years, I have been "stationed" in Eastern Europe. (Mostly Moscow, Prague, Budapest.). I make a decent salary, spend 80% of my time in large International Hotels, and have a fairly liberal expense account. Therefore, when I hobby, I'm not into negotiating too much with the chicas in so far as price is concerned. (However, I do negotiate what I expect in "la cama"). I mention all this because I probably spent an extra 1000 bucks over the course of three weeks being overly generous with the chicas. My rationale is that its chicken feed to me and it seems to definately make a difference to the girls (and the waiters, cab drivers, concierges, etc). Moreover, without question, the girls perform better when they think they have a potential sugar daddy on the hook. That's an out and out fact. Especially if you rent and apartment in the city (and you tell them that you've been relocated there for a year).
At the time of this writing 200 pesos is around 69 US Dollars. The weather was truly exceptional (compared to Moscow) around 26 C every day with bright sun and low humidity. The evenings were cool but not chilly; sometimes I would wear a light sweater. I never wore a coat. Nor did I ever use the big golf umbrella I packed.
Also--as a test, I decided that I would try an herbal supplement of "horny goat weed plus" distributed by a company called Only Natural Inc. (www.onlynaturalinc.com). Had read about it on the CH board and figured that it was worth a test. I took two tablets a day approx. 2 weeks prior to my trip. And I tried to take 3 tablets per day in Argentina. I also drank a ton of water. IMHO, the stuff really works great. Not as instantly intense as Viagra. But I definitely sensed a significant difference in my performace. Viagra seems to give me instant wood whereas Horny Goat Weed Plus didn't, but once I was hard, I remained hard just like viagra. I also experienced no side affects. Later on in my trip I ran out of the pills and defaulted back to Vitamin V. In the future I will always make this stuff a part of my routine. (I bought the tablets at the chain store "The Vitamin Shoppe" for 8 bucks.)
I flew down to BA on American. Smooth, uneventful flight. (Took some melatonin and slept soundly for at least 6 hours--doubled the recommened dose). Forwhatever reason, I never experience jet lag flying to Argentina on these overnight trips.
At EZE, breezed through customs and was greeted by my driver (arranged by the Four Seasons). Arrived at the Four Seasons in about 25 minutes; no traffic.
This is the first time I have stayed at the FS in BA, but Saint recommended it to me highly and I thank him for the endoresment. The hotel is very plush and the staff is extremely accomodating. I stayed in the tower in a suite that ran me approximately 400 US dollars per night (after two nights I moved on to my rented apartment). Very pricey, but I wanted this trip to be really special.
Anyway, Hit the ground running. Took a quick shower, a long nap, woke around 4pm and made some phone calls to the states and then proceeded directly to Cafe Orleans. There was a smattering of some 12 girls. Mostly 5s with a couple of decent 6s thrown in. Nothing exceptional, But I wasn't expecting anything exceptional (there also were a ton of guys in the joint; something that I had never witnessed before) I called a a buxom gal over who looked exactly like WENDY on the Escorts-Argentina board. Perhaps it was in fact her. Because she looked older than the pics and a tad heavier. In about 5 seconds, I asked her point blank in my terrible spanish, "how much for complete service?" (Kinda hilarious now that I think of it, summoning over a gal, and quickly posing an anal question, but it seemed perfectly acceptable to her--so there you are!) Anyhow, the buxom Wendy look alike demurs and says that she doesn't do that. We part company and I decide to take it on the arches.
Like a fiend, I scurry up Florida street (its around 5pm now) and the pedestrain only shopping district is agog with people rushing home. At Tucaman street I make a left turn and to my dismay, I discover that the old reliable establishment above the lingerie store is bolted shut. (Is is closed down for good?)
Now more determined than ever, I turn back around and hit Cutty Sark. (a veritable funeral parlor at 5:15pm; three girls sitting on couches, and no bartender. I quickly bolt and go into a new bar next door to Cutty Sark called LADIES with a door man out front. DO NOT PATRONIZE THIS DUMP. The three girls they employed there were unacceptable and they had the balls to charge me 20 pesos for a water sin gas. Its a rip off joint. You've been warned.
I decide that Orleans is my best bet so I high tail it back. Storm right in and choose immediately a 26 year old spinner from Medellian Columbia by the name of Laura (lives here with her daughter and mother). Laura must be no taller than 5 feet. She isn't beautiful but she is very cute and sexy. I would rate her fairly as a 6 with nice little b cups, a nice ass, tight stomach. Black curly hair.
We hustle around the corner to the Horizonte Hotel and take a room on the 6th floor for 40 pesos. The girl proceeds to give me an incredible GFE. She initiates DFK in the elevator. She's happy as a clam. Laughing, Caressing me, squeezing my balls, etc.
Inside the room, we shower together and she proceeds to give me an incredible BBBJ with 90% deep throating. Incredible technique. (If my ex wife could suck dick like her, we'd still be married; I'm not being facetious). The actual sex was fine but Laura is built very small and you can't really get a good pounding in. So, no worries, I asked her to finish me off with her "boca". She happily obliged with a toe curling suck job that rivaled some of the best I've ever received. She jerked me off all over her mouth and then rubbed the jiz all over her face like a true porn star. FANTASTIC! (VIVA BUENOS AIRES!)
After cleaning up, for some reason, I wanted to got back to my hotel and rest up for the nights activity in Recoleta clubs. TOTAL COST OF LAURA FROM ORLEANS 200pesos plus 40 for the hotel. (She would have stayed for multiple rounds)
MORE TO COME LATER.
MM, it's sad to hear about the waiter/hustler at Hook. I had a lot of good times there, and never had any fake money or hustle whatsoever. Guys like this will only drive good customers away. I'd go in there with the other two guys and confront the owner with this info.
I've never been ripped off for more than a few pesos from a bartender (who seemed to think they should take the tip out themselves), but I remember what I and the girl drink.
LA - Well I'm sure you might get some extra service, but it has a tendancy to make all the girls ask for more. They figure that all gringos have a lot of money. This is one reason that I always negotiate price before I leave. One of the reasons why BA is so attractive to come to is that most of the country is affordable. Apartments, food and chicas.
I haven't pulled from Excedra, but I think 100-150 is average. I should ask the masters, Exon or El Raton.
LA Larry,
Glad you are having fun. It's hard to do BA wrong huh? You're living it up in style! The Four Seasons is awesome. I told you! I'm glad it's all working out. I want to thank you again as your series of initial reports 2 years ago helped convince me to go to Buenos Aires. Do you ever go back and read the old reports? It's kind of fun to reminisce the first couple trips. Eh?
I hope your apartment works out great. I told you that you had nothing to worry about with the big deposit you put down. I'm glad it's working out for you.
Congratulations on your divorce. I remember reading you might get divorced. I'm sure you got hit as hard as I did (maybe worse). Once you survive a divorce and shelling out all that money you can make it through anything in life.
I'm looking forward to reading more of your reports. I'm planning on hitting Eastern Europe this summer so maybe we can share a drink and talk about our favorite city. Take it easy amigo.
Saint
P.S. Yeah, the nicer places add up and aren't cheap but you can't take money with you when you're in the ground. Ha, ha. Glad you're living it up. You only live once.
Hey Saint! Everything worked out great with the apartment and the Four Seasons. As always thanks for all your great info. (I'm really itching to get back to Columbia after reading your reports.)
Also--big thanks to Moondog for his great guidance.
PART TWO: RECOLETA AND AMATUERS
First night in BA I was intent on hitting all my favorite clubs in Recoletta, figuring to see some old stalwarts and some new faces. After my excellent experience with Laura from Orleans, I cabbed it back to the Four Seasons. Lounged around in my boxers. Took a long soak in the tub. Then got dressed and walked to the main tourist area of Recoleta around 9ish.
The weather was truly superb. Like something out of postcard. I ended up trying a place that was new to me on that main carless drag (where the Etoile is located). The restaurant's name was Lola and the fare was above average. (I normally don't like eating in this area as it reminds me of a tourist trap but since it was such a damn pleasant evening--and i wanted to hit the clubs earlier rather than later, I subcombed to the restaurants charms. I dined solo and read the Buenos Aires Herald and Clarin. The meal for one that included a bottle of wine and three courses came to 44 pesos. Not bad, eh?
It was now getting close to 11pm so I decided to check my email in the underground internet center next door to Newports. And around 11:30 I ambled over to Madajos for my first taste of the recoleta club scene in several months.
On this the club had approximately 20 chicas working. 15 of them were not really up to my standards (i would have happily banged any of them, but the truth is when you're in one of these clubs you're really fishing for something extraordinary. After about 45 minutes of spying the talent I grab hold of a very tan skinny gal, age 24, with what appears to be legitimate C cups and very attractive face. I would conservative rate her as a 7--probably the prettiest girl in the club on this night. She had the look of a Jersey Italian chick from my college days down the shore. She said her name was Barbara. And after talking for a good ten minutes I bought her a drink. She asked me where I was staying and I told her that I just relocated to BA for 6 months and that I was moving into an apartment in a day. But tonight I was staying at a regular hotel.
This chica seemed a bit professional to me. She didn't come across anywhere nears as warm as my Columbian from earlier in the day, but this one was much hotter and I wanted to test drive as many hotties as possible on this trip.
So with no futher ado, I negotiated 3 hours for $250 pesos with the promise of a propina if she performed well.
We leave the club and are back at my regular hotel in 5 minutes in a cab. The girl immediate perks up when she sees the hotel. And when we enter my suite all of the hardness melts away. She feels the need to confirm the fib I told her about staying in BA for six months. "yes, mi amor, its the god's honest truth".
I run the shower. Hand her a towel and nicely direct her into the shower. Afterwhich, I do the same. And then we get down to business.
We start with an above average BBBJ. She has a tiny mouth, and does a little too much shaft licking for my tastes. After only 5 minutes, I decide to get down to some straight humping. She puts the rubber on with her mouth and I enter her missionary style. PROBLEMO NUMERO UNO. Barbara won't allow me to really nail her. She keeps her hips angled away from me so that I can't really deeply enter her. What's more, she won't let me bend her legs back.
I request doggie and its more of the same. She's pretty tight and she keeps up the "protect the snatch game". I then have her climb on top of me and she rides me very tentatively.
Finally I ask to finish me off with her mouth. This request she meets with a bit of what I perceived to be aggravation.
I take the condom off and she proceeds with her below average skills. I coach her to use her hands and she finally gets me off with a yank job that made me wish I had repeated with my columbian spinner from Orleans.
An hour has passed and I have no desire to try to repeat with this girl. She isn't mean. She just isn't into getting slammed in bed. And quite frankly, I really want to ram these girls. I don't want to make love to them. NOTE TO SELF: choose bigger girls next time.
I ask Barbara to leave (its around 1AM by now) and she seems shocked that I don't want her to stay. She quickly dresses and leaves without a propina. She asks for taxi fare back to the club. (And I tell her that the fare was 2.30 and she laughs at my excellent point).
I consider calling in some snapper from Clarin but decide to call it night.
DAY TWO
Today I make a vow to myself that I am going to proposition ten hot chicks that work in the stores of Florida street. I ve always been a firm believer in the numbers game and when I was in college, I used to hit everything that moved with a high degree of success. (Sure 7 out of 10 girls would tell me to piss off, but the 3 that said yes usually were wild sluts).
Anyway, I breakfast at the FS and head down to Flordia street around 11:30 am.
I won't bore you with the details of my exploits, but it took me a while to find ten chicas to proposition. Many of the girls in the stores where a bit too young, others were a tad too middle-class to picked up by a gringo business man with little spanish. Needless to say, I completed my task around 1pm and was outrightly rejected by 5 girls....4 girls seemed flattered by my overtures but our language barrier prevented me putting in the kill. And 1 girl that worked in a lingerie store seemed like a full-blown player. She gave me here telephono number and we made a date for that night. (her name was Noemi and she was around 32; very tall; big knockers and a healthy ass; she probably was 20 lbs overweight and had a small tummy. But her face was very sexy and tan.)
That afternoon, I went back to the FS and had a date with the famous escort Sandra (Escorts-Argentina). This was the first time that I've seen her. On previous trips, she was never reachable. I negotiated two hours at 300 pesos. She arrived promptly and looked great. She's probably 35 years old but sexy as hell. And her skills are excellent as is her personality. The two hours went by like a flash because we talked a great deal. If she wasn't a pro, I would enjoy having her as a regular girlfriend. As it was, I made an appointment for her to visit me at my new apartment wth one of her girlfriends later in the week.
That night, I took my amatuer Noemi from the lingerie store to dinner in Palermo Soho at restaurant whose name escapes me in the famous circle plaza with all the other restaurants. Very fun area with young kinds in their twenties. After dinner we went for a drink at a pretentious club that reminded me of a Russian cum Miami lounge. It was called Public. The girl new it well. And we set in the back of the restaurant in the garden (two tables only). Most of the night was exhausting because of my lack of spanish. Luckily for me she did most of the talking in the form of statements that didn't require my responses. And thankfully most of her statements contained words that I understood so that I could generally follow the gist of her talk, if not the complete ideas. Every now and then, I would ask her a simple quesion. But I must say that its pretty tough dragging out a meal without a translator with a regular girl.
Be that as it may, at a certain point the booze kicked in and I simply reached over and felt her breast while we sipped wine in the garden at public. She didn't slap my face. So I took this as a sign to kiss her. She went along with this so I asked her to accompany back to my hotel for a drink. She looked at me with a knowing smile and agreed. We cab it back for around 5 pesos, and up in my suite I'm thinking that this girl is probably a semi-pro or at the least an opportunistic free-lancer. But my jadded world view was off this time.
She was legitimate amatuer. And she would only make out with me. And anytime I would place her hand on my shlong she would laugh and pull away and say "too soon!"
After an hour of playing this high school game she could sense that was getting frustrated. And in fact, I tried to bring the evening's silly farce to an end. Here she surprised me and finally relented to fucking me. But it was really a blah experience with a woman that I felt remorse for afterwards. She really was looking for a boyfriend and I had deceived her. To make matters worse, later on, to assuage my guilty conscience I offered her taxi fare (100 pesos; pretending that I didn't have change--and she bristled; highly insulted that I thought she was a puta)
I would have been wiser calling up 6 hardened hookers from clarin than wasting this woman's time.
I packed her off with promises (more lies) to call her soon and went to bed after draining the mini-bar of scotch. No amount of booze could wipe away my guilt. For whatever reason, this woman really depressed me. Life (and men) had run her through the mill and she was destined to always be a victim.
NEXT REPORT: MY APARTMENT & A DUPLA FROM THE NEW PLAYWOMAN
Larry, I have a quick question, and it's not meant to be a smart ass one. Why would you need to lie to a pro? You're paying more than top dollar, and they know you're there to screw. What difference does it make to lie to them, other than they'll quickly think that all guys will lie about any and everything. (They probably have that opinion anyway.)
I understand that sometimes if you're looking to hook up with a non-pro that you're not going to tell her that you're there banging anything decent that moves.
Jaimito,
Lying to a pro (about how long I am staying in a given city) has always resulted in me receiving better service. No question about it.
The chica looks at you as a potential regular client (wealthier than the locals) and therefore goes the extra mile to please you.
Why would anyone tell a professional chica that they are getting on a plane in two hours?
Friendly regards,
LA Larry
LA Larry said,
[quote]why would anyone tell a professional chica that they are getting on a plane in two hours?[/quote]
To be honest with the girl.
Moondog
About lying or not to girls on living as a local.
This is an interesting topic. While I was liveing outside Argentina, I almost never mentioned that I came as a tourist BEFORE the session. Since I mingle myself seamlessly with the local crowd, no girl would ask me if I came from abroad, and therefore they would consider me as a potential repeater.
If I were a foreigner, I wouldn't know what attitude to take. On one hand, I would like to make the most from my visit and therefore tear down any barrier that girls may put to get a good service. On the other hand, lying can backfire, because of word of mouth among girls, which can damage the own reputation in clubs.
Andres
I am now a number of days into my first BA trip and I thought that it was time to share a few of my experiences.
Roxanna had booked Libia, Romyna, Patricia and Alexia for me for my first few days and in that order. There is not much that I can add to other poster´s observations of these four except to say that I would recommend them all. I found Romyna, Patricia and Alexia to all be true GFE with Romyna and Patricia to be the most sexually intense and Alexia not far behind. Guys, I am not a breast man but Alexia could turn me into one damn fast. She has the most incredible set of natural breasts I have seen in a long while. Libia was less of a GFE for me but I understand that YMMV.
She is a very pretty girl and the experience was still well worth it.
I also paid a visit to 1707 Sante Fe and told Sylvia that I had heard of Jackson´s misadventure and that I didn't want to see Barbara. There were 5 girls in the lineup that were all great. Paola immediately caught my attention when she kissed me on the lips instead of the cheek as the others and so I thought that I would give her a go for a 45 minute session. Her service was great. DFK, DATY, BBBJ, multi positions etc. She also offers completo for additional pesos but I didn´t partake. Perhaps on the next visit.
I also linked up with Rosa Maria of Cattos for a good experience for 180 pesos for a couple of hours. She is a cute petite blonde with a slim waist and nice derriere. She is very friendly and playful and even paid for the cab to the hotel. Unfortunately, her equipment is petite as well and it was "no mas" after a limited time of vigorous sexo. She was good enough to offer her mouth to finish the job.
I'll sign off now as I am going to pay a visit to 1965 Corrientes this afternoon and will give up the details on that tomorrow along with a not so good experience that I had with a chica from Affaire Recoleta the other night.
[blue]Hi Chica Seeker,
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
St Patricks day event:
Thousands in the streets for blocks near Killkenny Pub. It was unbelievable. Literally several thousand people. The nonpro action was near the melting point.
Met up with El Duque and Flexible Horn and of course D Rock.
Got a number from a very cute chica and date set up for tonight.
The bonus is that she is studying to be an english teacher! Perfecto!
Have I mentioned that I love this place yet?!
Wish me luck on my nonrpo. But if all else fails...boliches here I come!
Moondog and Andres
Re: Lying.
Your points are well taken about the need for honesty. But I still maintain that my need for exceptional service outweighs any potential problems caused by lying to a chica about how long I am staying in the city.
Moreover, the very nature of the relationship between client and provider is such that virtually nothing that occurs within these bonds is 100% truthful.
Girls lie about their age, their children, their pimps, their boyfriends, the number of years they have been working, etc....They will say whatever is necessary and whatever they think we want to hear to extract the most amount of money from a client (GENERALLY SPEAKING; there are always exceptions. And I will be the first to admit spending time with chicas who seemed to be telling the honest truth even if it casts them in an unfavorable light).
We mongers typically lie about other girls we sleep with, what we do in our off hours, etc. I know some mongers that lie to girls about taking viagra. I know other mongers that remove their wedding rings when hobbying.
Lies are an accepted part of the game. And since neither party has an emotional investment, the duplicity is harmless and unquestionably pays dividends.
As silly as it sounds, even a jaded bastard like myself likes to hear the girl say that she's only been working for a couple of weeks. I also like to hear her lie and say that she thinks I'm very handsome. That I have a big johnson. That I am a terrific lover, etc.
In my book, as long as the lies don't intentionally hurt someone. Then I'm all for fibbing my ass off.
In the perfect world, chicas would provide exceptional service to whomever pays them their rate regardless of how long they are in town. And we would have no reason to deploy strategies to ensure service.
Exon Reporting : --- He,He,He I just finished drilling Fabiana for the second time today . Its 3:30 pm and I have the rest of the day to just fuck off and do nothing. One must "Live The Life", He,He,He --- Exon
Exon Reporting : OK Mongers I Need Your Help. So any Mongers that are in country, I.E. Buenos Aires, please read. Here comes the story.
As it turns out Roberta from Cafe Orleans leads a double life, as we all do. Seems she run's her own Comedar. Yea I know, what the fuck is a Comedar. Well its a soup kitchen, a charity, just like the one Jackson run's, with the money donated by the Mongers on our Argentina board.
Roberta feeds some 80 childern a day out in the Provincea, every day. She invited Roxana and I out to her house the other day, after I finished screwing her, for a look around. And, well I got Roxana on the phone so nothing would be too chance in the inturpation, and the story came out. Out in the Provincea Roberta is as straight as a string, not a working girl or escort as that type of thing is not looked upon with good favor out there. Its for that reason Roberta does not want me to come alone out there. I can have a girl friend or even better a bunch of guy's, but not alone.
Roberta is going to send a Remis, (private Car), to my apartment Saturday morning about 11:00 am with instructions to her address.
OK guy's I need some stand up Mongers that want to have a look. Theres really no down side to this and the real reward is you'll get to meet one of the sweets girls Ive ever met anywhere. Plus the fact as Ive posted before, the very best bedroom skills I've ever encountered.
So If Any Of You Guy's Are Interested Please PM me. Thanks For Your Help In Advance.
Exon
[blue]Slight correction: WSG Charities, Inc. is not a comedore, we support comedores by giving them grants to purchase food, and with the recent largess of an unnamed contributor, we are buying new gas ovens for five of the comedores that are currently on our Approved Beneficiary list.
Exon, if you want to add Roberta's comedore to the Approved List, then you need to call me. We have an Inspection Report that you complete during your visit, and a Grant Application that she completes for our records. Assuming everything is legitimate, we can add her comedor to the list to receive monthly $250 peso grants.
Unfortunately, I cannot join you on Saturday as I have an appointment with an aspiring porn star on Saturday afternoon.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
I just came from Andrés' recommended apartment, Maipú 429, piso 5, cuarto 5. A great place. Here's the setup: Ring bell and get buzzed up. Madam takes you into a bedroom and the parade starts. Mine comprised 7 chicas, 3 light skinned, 3 brown skinned, and one negra. 6 of the 7 were doable for me. I would say 2 7s (including the negra), 4 6s but one seemed drunk or fucked up or just loca, and one 5 with high mileage. Madam quoted 50 the half hour and 80 the hour 'completo' which is not an issue for me. Andrés said 100 the hour, I think, but I am much younger and better looking. Oh, wait; no I'm not.
Selected one of the sevens and went to another apartment on the same floor. Apartment has tasteful lighting, a mirror, music, and no Jacksonian hanging bare light bulbs. The bedroom is large. However the mattress did keep sliding off the bed which was distracting. Some nice touching and feeling, then CBJ and MPCFS with a doggie finish. Then you can leave immediately without going back to the original apartment.
Some things I liked: Large selection. Madam offered me a cold beer (unfortunately Quilmes but the price was right). And, I only had a 100 and did not get any of this 'we don't have change' bullshit. The chica handed me my change on our way from the one apartment to the other.
Minuses: No real kissing allowed. The CBJ was quite good but was C and not BB. I always leave that up to the chica as she is the one taking the risk. Whatever she's comfortable with.
Highly recommended overall. Also, I rode up in the elevator with a local guy and he said it was the best place in town. So, for those participating in the 1707 boycott (or anyone, really), check it out.
Also went back to Güemes 3221 the other day and Salomé (aka Yael on some web sites) was still there for those who require BBBJ. However, price had increased to 100 the hour. The fat madam has lost some weight and both were glad to see El Toro.
[blue]Thank You, DH!
Exon, Stormy, Flexable Horn: Are you taking notes?
Jackson[/blue]
LA Larry said:
[quote]In the perfect world, chicas would provide exceptional service to whomever pays them their rate regardless of how long they are in town. And we would have no reason to deploy strategies to ensure service.[/quote]
They always do, regardless of how long the length of stay, and some have been friends for many years. That is the reason to tell them the truth, as I want their friendship.
Moondog