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It's too bad that they don't see the long term advantages of keeping a good reputation. One bad scam like that can ruin their rep with us and we have the ability to communicate this with others. We should start a hall of shame thread so we can track of these putas that are scam artist. I have a couple of names and photos I would like to contribute.
El G
[QUOTE=Dickhead]It's always a mistake and a slippery slope to pay a chica for merely spending time with you.[/QUOTE]Couple of years ago it was my birthday, so a friend o mine was having a tln with a friend o mine if you catch my meaning. She found out it was my birthday and said we had to have a party. She called a friend and as it was explained to me I was going to pick up dinner and entertainment but if I wanted "special" entertainment that would be extra. Seemed like fun to me so I said sure, I double checked that it was ok if I didn't dig the girl that I wasn't obligated to buy sex, yes yes no problem I was assured.
So this girl shows up, she was a little older than I usually like but really smoking hot, in great shape and very, very sexy. We all had a great time at dinner and I was very mindfull of the clock, getting us back to the hotel around midnight, that way I figured a little badda bing and she out going to the club to look for the next Mr. Right now.
So we get back to the room and she wants 800 pesos before sex starts, 200 per hour for the 4 hours we had been together then 200 more for sex. After I figured out she wasn't jokeing and I stopped laughing things got a little serious. I ended up giving her 30 pesos for the cab and not having sex with her. This was sooooooooo bizarre, I offered her the 200 pesos for some bamma lamma ding dang but she wouldn't take it until I paid her 800 pesos for the time at dinner. She ended up with pretty much nothing.
Here was the really funny part, I asked her if I could share the cab with her to the club and if she would recomend any younger chickas that were good in bed. I thought she was gonna kill me.
If they want to hang around after I'm done fucking and I haven't been with them a lot before I tell them to make themselves comfortable but I'm not paying them any more money. Don't think Billy got burned, more about bad communication prolly but live and learn. Thanks for letting us know about that Billy because I really do wanna fuck that girl some day.
Daddy
Last year I contracted with Roxanne with a beautiful chica, for a 1 hour session, followed by a lunch date with me, my friend, and his chica. When she got there, she wanted money for the sex hour, plus money for the dinner date. Even though I was going to buy dinner. Since I can't speak spanish, the whole deal was about to go bad, but my friends girl, Libya, who speaks great english, smoothes it over. But the girl never was as animated as our first session, when it was just an hour for sex, and nothing else. Lesson learned. They don't give a shit about you. You are going to pay for their time one way or the other. I'm going to pay for the sex, and eat on my own clock and dollar.
I have had dinner with at least fifteen different chicas (hookers), and have gone to shows and so forth with five or six. I've always paid for everything but have [b][u]never[/b][/u] paid them for their time. Only once did one ever ask:
One time, shortly after I moved here, I took a chica on the boat to Colonia. Her idea. I paid for both tickets, all meals, and a small gift from the duty free shop. We got back to her place and she said, "Gee, it's late and I'm tired; let's not have sex." I said okay. She said, "I guess you can give me a couple of hundred pesos, though, for spending the day with you." I said, "I think [b]not[/b]" and I never called her again. She called me numerous times and I made various excuse the first few times and then I told her she had insulted me and pissed me off and to never call me again.
There is a chica on gemidos. She is listed twice under the names Nacha and Susan.
Does anyone have any info on her?
I'd really like to meet this one when I go to Buenos Aires.
Man, I'd like to take a dip into these two spinners.
Naira:
[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=6144[/url]
Yael:
[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=140[/url]
Has anyone been with them that could recommend / not recommend?
I like Naira because she has a nice smile. Looks genuine which I hope translates into good service.
Gracias boludos.
Tin.
Hey Guys,
I've had problems with bait and switch. Sometimes I don't mind, other times it pisses me off when I'm trying to make an informed decision which affects my time and money. Any chance we can have an update on what photos are not current in Gemidos or other sites?
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Hi Nomadic1,
The answer is "We'll have updates when you post them."
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
Has anyone hooked up with this chica Diosa from Gemidos? She looks like a prime piece of ass. Except the tatoos. I do like the butterfly on her ass.
She looks high dollar, Maybe 400 pesos an hour. But she looks worth it.
I have never had any luck with escort services. They never send the girl in the photo.
Peace
[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=6364[/url]
Will somebody please take these amazing tits out for a ride, I would love to know how they cope 'on the job'. Please treat this rental with care though, as I want to have a go myself when I am next in BA, not for another few months. I hope this model will still be on the market then, without too much mileage!
I know we all have different tastes, but come on guys, you have to agree, this is a great pair of tits. And check out those nipples! Oh yeah. And not bad looking either.
So come on you lucky gringo's, at least a report or preferably even some photos of those huge melons in action!
This was also posted on another Thread concerning Flopy / Kamila!
Guys,
Sorry to say that you have jumped the gun. Went to visit "Flopy" today, we are dealing with a fraud and someone who's photos are not representative.
First: Over the phone price was quoted as 100p / hour. Upon arrival it became 100p / half hour and 200p / hour. When I declined, the telephonist, greeter, requested 50p because I did not take the appointment (think you know my response to this)
Second: Did anyone ask the question why NONE of Flopy's photos include her stomach. Let me give you a visual: go to your local butcher and look at the fat on an untrimmed side of beef - get the picture!
Normally I'm pretty understanding when it comes to the "mommy marks" - and think that the gals with kids make some of the best lovers. This was disgusting, with my opinion being clouded my the smoke she was blowing in my face as we talked.
The only pictures that are worth considering - are the ones your fellow members have posted.
Sorry for the bad news,
Alan
Alan 23, Thanks for the update and for curbing my enthusiuasm, now I can calm down! It's always different in reality, either better or worse.
What's up with her stomach, just fat or has she had a ceaserean or something? Images of Alien, the movie, are popping into my mind! Surely, its not that bad! So let me get this straight, you saw her, then declined, right? And the tits, as good as in the photos, is she small or tall, and what about the face? Sorry if these recollections are painful for you, but we appreciate the info!
Coupe,
Don't mind at all giving you more detail - anything to prevent an unpleasant / unintended experience by a fellow board member.
I absolutely, positively declined - could not leave that apartment fast enough, which by the way is located at 845 Viamonte 10A. So in the future if you make an appointment with that address (as there is more than one girl working there) you may be faced with a "bait and switch" on the pricing - meaning being quoted the half hour price for the requested hourly rate over the phone.
Flopy was dressed in sweat pants and a tee shirt that the bottom had been cut short. No make-up, not even her hair was brushed - she looked like shit. Her breasts have reduced in size, the best I could see (or she had them extremely "bound and gagged") She was literally blowing smoke in the face of myself and her handler - so was hard to see. No sign of a C-section, but sweat pants were fairly high. The deal with the skin on her stomach is simply a matter of genetics - I think. Some woman have beautiful skin that bounces right back, looking great with minimal stretch marks. In this case, looked to me to be what is called "marbling" in the meat business. She has bad skin, the smoking, etc. All contribute.
If the price had been 100p - not sure if I would have had a look at those tits or not. She simply looks like a hag (a lot of that is attitude) This is a 30-50p per hour girl - because she acts like it! There are just too many really nice girls around for this kind of crap!
Your thoughts?
Alan
Your destiny was set by the fact that you state you don't speak Spanish. What the hell did you expect to do during dinner make hand gestures thoughout the meal in lieu of conversation? Some of the girls make good dates some not. Your generalization was based upon how many dates? One?
Thanks for the advice.
Sol was my first monger activity in Buenos Aires. Originally I had had my heart set on seeing Maryella of Gemidos. I have a thing for older women and tall women, and Maryella seemed to fit that bill to a "T." For some time I had been looking forward to getting down there and seeing her. Alas, the best laid plans...yada yada. Maryella retired, and I was left to scour the [i]maduras[/i] section of the web site to see what I could find. Unfortunately, my apartment had a restricted phone, meaning I could not call cell phones. So I was limited to calling non-cell numbers, of which there were only a few, and fewer still listing women who spoke English.
Thus I ended up seeing Sol, which turned out to be a real good news / bad news story.
The good news.
First and foremost, I got laid for $40 USD.
Forty...dollars.
To put this in perspective, at my last charge rate in the States, if I had simply shut the door to my office and jerked off, I could have come close to losing $40 in billable time.
And here I got laid for that.
And her attitude was good, too. I told her when I walked in that she was my first Argentine chica, and that [i]no sé los códigos de las chicas[/i]. She told me the codigas were [i]muy fácil[/i] and that she would be glad to explain. They basically boiled down to: (1) I would give her 120 pesos, and (2) she would fuck me. I liked it. To quote Captain Jack Sparrow, they were simple and easy to remember. It worked for me. (Oh yeah, and she supplied the condom.
Then there was her location. This woman literally worked about as close as you could get to my apartment without actually being in the same building. Walk fifty yards down to the corner, turn left, and she was in the first residential building. Unbelievable.
And the prostate massage. This was totally unexpected. She began with a simple back massage, during which I let her know in no uncertain terms that any playing with or touching of my ass was going to be received favorably. Well, next thing I knew she was lubing up a covered finger, and diving in. Now, I've had better prostate massages, but I've also had worse. Many, many that were much worse. She was in the middle of the pack – maybe even slightly above – but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Probably as much because it was totally unexpected as for the quality.
And for a number of reasons – see "aroma", below – I consider the fact that her blow job was covered to be part of the "good news" category.
Finally, it wasn't just a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am affair. It was more like. Whaaaaaaaam-baaaaaaaaam-thank-you-maaaaa'aaaaaaam. You know, 40 minutes on station or thereabouts. No rush to get me off and get me out, but no invitation to stay and discuss the benefits of Tai Chi, either.
So that was good. Sort of.
Now for the bad news.
This woman did not look even remotely like the photos on the web site. The resemblance was about the same as that of a chimpanzee to an orangoutang; somewhere up the Linnaean classification system they share a common category. Similarly, this woman and the photo on the web site shared some basic features -- one vagina, two breasts -- but not much more.
Then there was her English. The web site clearly said she spoke English, but as far as I could tell her English was limited to the word "no". As in [i]"no entiendo."[/i]
Finally, there was her – how shall I say? – aroma. As the actual fucking proceeded, this woman started smelling as if she were midway through fucking the entire 82nd Airborne Division. It was not rank, mind you; rather, it was...stale. Very stale. Kind of like very dirty socks. No cuddling for this guy once I came, know what I mean?
But hey...$40 USD! Shit! As Buffett says, price is what you pay, value is what you get. And for $40 USD, I'd be hard pressed to recall a better price / value deal in my time mongering. I'm sure that will change in short order, but it was a great intro to the Buenos Aires mongering scene.
SL.
P. S. As a final note, another good point was looking up on the wall over the bed just after I had come and seeing pictures of the Virgin Mary and her oldest son, JC, looking down at us in holy bliss. I always like it when a provider has a sense of humor and does something that makes me chuckle.
$40 is not the bottom price for the value. I have seen far lower price, and higher value. I conclude $40 is not something worth mocking yourself for in Argentina.
Thanks!
Strad
[QUOTE=Strad]$40 is not the bottom price for the value. I have seen far lower price, and higher value. [/QUOTE]As the week went on, so did I.
But this was my first, and I was pretty damned pleased at the time.
SL
This weekend I felt like trying something new and went to meet with Ana from Gemidos. She is listed in maduras. The pictures are nothing close to the reality. When I talked to her, she claimed to be early 40s and the web pictures looked like it. When I finaly met her in her apartment in Belgrano, what a shocking surprise. First she made me wait 15 minutes in the street because some BS. Then she looked more like early 50s. The nice large breast seen in the photos, are actually much smaller and sufering from gravity. She also has about 15 to 20 pounds more than in the pictures. The price is cheap, pesos 130, but then again she is not worth it. I turned around and left.
[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=7&pb=70[/url]
Here's my second post ever. I seem to be getting over my shyness. Must be something in the water. Faimma is definitely Toymann approved. Saw her yesterday and will also see again Sunday. This argentine is absolutely BEAUTIFUL. Very tall and sweet as candy. BBBJDTCIM, DATY was great, she can get off with the best of them (she had 9, 1 for me. Just not fair) This is a whole lot of lady fellas. I'm guessing she is almost 6 feet tall. I enjoyed every inch of her and them some. Either 150 or 200, can't remember. Bye the way, she loves the toys and rode me till I just about passed out. Used Rox again (thanx Rox) Great attitude. God she's gorgeous!
Give this amazon a spin. She handled everything I could throw at her and came back for more.
Toymann
Thanks Hemin, this was one on my list, but after yur review, she is a scratch on game time, this Sept. On my trip someone else I think had a bad experiance with this old fart.
Why wait time or monies when you have 20 yr old playboy models to choose from.
Thanks again
Toymann, thank you for the post and recomendation. Did you find out which privado she works at? Some of the other girls at the same phone number are also interesting.
Hy guys,
Any body knows anything about this girl MILI on Gemidos.
[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=4728[/url]
Thanks for the answer,
Jolmateur
A fairly pleasant if pricey ($AR300/ hr) chica. Pictures need about a 3pt adjustment down (Photoshop, surprise) The boob job is either not quite healed up or a low rent special and there is seems to be some dental work needed (doesn't effect her BBBJ) Almost all data is at least close (do the chicas use the ruler that starts at 5cm)
Performance 7.75
Appeance 6.5
Might see her again but not at this price.
Tuna.
URL:[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=47[/url]
Hey ttuna. This girl goes for 150 pesos. Man I know this for a fact.
Try to negotiate. Please
Dude T Tuna,
I wasn't too sure about what these guys were saying so I tryed calling her myself right now.
Well anyways this girl said 80 AR for 30 minutes in her Recoleta appt, or 120 for 1 hour or 150 for an hour and a half. Not trying to bash you honestly, but geez next time let me call, lol, Just kidding. The only reason I know when girls charge more or even double is when you order take out, if she went to your apartment I can believe it, I have payed more for that, they tell me its cheaper to go to them but sometimes I am too lazy. Any way if that was the reason I still would not have payed more that 200 tops. But she looks good,.
PS, Let me give you a heads up try ADI from platynum, she is the number 3 stunner on my list, I am just becoming too greedy to post my favorites but I will do it this time, try her out man, she looks just like a dancer from Black or Madahos. This girl has a gorgeous body and a gorgeous face and her lips are all botoxed up, her fees in her apartment are 150 AR for 30 minutes 200 for 30 minutes with completo and 300 AR for an hour with completo, she is about a 8.5 on looks a 9 on body a 7.5 on personality and a fucking 8.5 on the sex. The only problem is her place is in devoto so it was like a 25 minute taxi ride. She is one of the best looking girls I have banged in BA. And her fees are quite reasonable for the quality you get. She has badboy's seal of aproval and if she lived in Palermo, she would be my number one regular.
Badboy
Hey Badboy,
I think you mean ADI, not ALI. She's in Devoto. Yeah she's got a banging body alright. She's on escortbaires and has a really classy web site of her own too.
As always, look forward to reading about your conquests!
Jack
Hey Jack,
YES, you are right man, ADI. I guess I must of banged an Ali in there somewhere and I got their names mixed up. It's ADI Mr. Tuna, My bad. And Jacks this girl IS banging from all angles, I luv how she keeps her black high heel pumps on when she is getting fucked or that short blue cocktail dress she wears and ummmmm. Well Yeah she is HOT, anyways I have two reviews I have been wanting to write I have just been kinda busy, PS. I got that gorgeous brunette from Madahos finally, But I was thinking about keeping that one to myself but seeing as how I have a few requests I will write my reviews either tonight or tomorrow.
Thanks for the correction Jack.
Badboy
This was one of the best fuck I have had in a while. Fanny of Gemido was great little fuck, she is paraguaian. And I visited her once and she came over a few times as well. SHe has her own place at Esmeralda 879, with her friend carolita, also a paraguaian.
I fucked for 100peso for an hour by herself, bbbj, gfe, deep throat kissing, anal, 2 fucks in one hour no hurry. I also fucked her with her friend Carolita, what a beautiful site to see them both sucking and kissing each other, man for 100peso each, I got to fuck them each and what a great show.
Think of it a21 yr old and a 24yr old going at it for only 65 dollars. What a diffrence from the old farts I fuck here in Miami. Who are all bitter and have no soul and or character.
Anyway, Fanny is the very best value you are ever going to get for 100peso.
She will also fuck for 1/2 hr for 60pesos.
Fanny / Fiorella,
What a beauty she is. So far she is one of my favorite.
Guy treat her well
What Geo said, he is right.
I was with her 2 time, one was for 30 minutes because she already got an appoinment coming up and only got 30 minutes for me. The second time, it was for an hour.
I have attach one of her picture here.
I clearly don't know what I'm doing. There must be something petite and yummy out there, but I haven't found it. Neri on Gemidos was not the girls in her pictures and something clearly out of a random draw. Uninspired and boring. It wasn't so much a waste of money as a waste of time. I mean, gads you can get laid cheap here.
[QUOTE=SmirkyBiscuits]I clearly don't know what I'm doing. There must be something petite and yummy out there, but I haven't found it. Neri on Gemidos was not the girls in her pictures and something clearly out of a random draw. Uninspired and boring. It wasn't so much a waste of money as a waste of time. I mean, gads you can get laid cheap here.[/QUOTE]Petite and yummy? Try Ayi, on Platynum and elsewhere.
[QUOTE=Hunt99]Petite and yummy? Try Ayi, on Platynum and elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Ayi is amazing and I didn't post any reviews because she seems such a known quantity—about as yummy as yummy can get. I was thinking model-thin rather than low to the ground, though.
This was obviously too good to be true, but I thought if they sent someone even somewhat similar, it could be good:
[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=7522&ph=2[/url]
The girl who came was very ugly, very short, very dark skin, short hair, and large breasts. I told her to leave. Then she surprised me. She insisted that she was the girl in the picture and refused to leave without her 200p + cab fair! I didn't really know what to do. I was flabragasted.
I don't speak Spanish, so I couldn't argue with her. I just kept pointing at the picture and pointing at her, saying 'no, no, no'. She said 'si si si!'. So it was a stand off.
Then I also had to listen to long lecture from her boss on the phone trying to argue, in Spanish, that this was the girl in the picture (at least I think that's what she was trying to argue)
I'm a wimp, I admit it, I ended up paying rather than call hotel security and deal with all of that - I just wanted her out of there.
[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=377&ph=1[/url]
Definitely did not get these two. Bait and switch. Got one fake blond girl who is very short, fat, with a pretty face, sexy lips, big, saggy tits and a fat ass.
The other girl was extremely cute. Her face is genuinely beautiful. Her body is not perfect. She relatively tall, about 5'8. She has smallish breasts. Very strong body. She's very tan. She's 21. She has a little belly, that's not so pretty. Tattoo on her left shoulder. Big ass. Too big for my taste. She said her name is Karen.
I send the ugly blond away after an hour, and kept Karen for 5 hours - and then had her back for another 5 hours each of the next 3 days. I had to do a lot of work in my room, so I just kept her around and fucked her every 40 min or so.
Main thing: She's not just cute, she's very very good in bed. Affectionate and genuine. She did it for me. She might not be everyone's cup of tea, but definitely worth trying.
She can, presumably, be booked at the number listed for "Natalia and Marina", I had Roxy book her for me at that number.
Fedora my man, you have alot to learn, I know not speaking the language iIs difficult, but under no circumstance should you pay if it is not the girl you ask for. Next time send her ass home with 10 pesos tops.
Take it from me, you will have no problem, if you have to, escort her out the door.
God I wish I could hve been there. Better luck next time.
Sofia / Catia.
[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=7377[/url]
[url]http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/?alias=catia[/url]
Pretty sure I didn't get the girl in the picture. They told Roxy that it was her, but she didn't have the eye piercing; that pretty much settles it. However, the girl I did get looks a lot like the one in picture and was almost as cute – very young looking, cute body, except the tits. The tits were not firm and they were small. Beautiful skin color, petite, nice smile, cute face. She smiled a lot and was very friendly. If I spoke Spanish, I think it would be fun to talk to her.
Not spectacular sex, but very decent. BBBJ, fucked her in all positions. Came twice. Tried to fuck her in the ass, and she spend some time trying to get me in there, but then I slid into her pussy and didn't pursue the issue.
She didn't smell that good.
All in all, decent, but wouldn't repeat.
300 for an hour + taxi.
Looks: 7.5/10
Sex: 6/10
Personality: 7.5/10
Overall: 7/10
Repeat: no
[QUOTE=Fedora]Sofia / Catia.
[url]http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=7377[/url]
[url]http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/?alias=catia[/url]
Pretty sure I didn't get the girl in the picture. They told Roxy that it was her, but she didn't have the eye piercing; that pretty much settles it. However, the girl I did get looks a lot like the one in picture and was almost as cute – very young looking, cute body, except the tits. The tits were not firm and they were small. Beautiful skin color, petite, nice smile, cute face. She smiled a lot and was very friendly. If I spoke Spanish, I think it would be fun to talk to her.
Not spectacular sex, but very decent. BBBJ, fucked her in all positions. Came twice. Tried to fuck her in the ass, and she spend some time trying to get me in there, but then I slid into her pussy and didn't pursue the issue.
She didn't smell that good.
All in all, decent, but wouldn't repeat.
300 for an hour + taxi.
Looks: 7.5/10
Sex: 6/10
Personality: 7.5/10
Overall: 7/10
Repeat: no[/QUOTE]You need to RTFF on chica prices! Way to much for that chica IMHO.
Fedora,
Chances are the girls you are getting are from mid level apts. (100 pesos and hour) downtown based on the phone extension starting with 43. Are you sure you are using Roxannes services AND recommendations. For someone new, you should stick with her recommendations from here if you are gonna pay higher prices. At least you will get what is promised with Roxanne.
I had a visit to Fanny today and I must admit it was a great experience. She licked my ass and let me cum in her mouth. Posting her pic and email address is what convinced me to call her. Thanks for looking out, fellas.
Yogi
Fedora,
You are getting ripped off, this girl will fuck you for 100pesos.
You are paying 100 dollars. For that you can get in some states in the US.
Man, go on your own all this middle man are all a rip off.
Try to negoiate. They are taking advantage of you, like they do to all who they can, do not pay 300 pesos for and average skank like the one you paid