Cafe Exedra

[QUOTE=Roland07]My question is aimed at both Excedera and Orleans visiting mongers.
I tend to go for the classy/older type 40-55 (nice body of course)(older secretary or librarian appearance prefered-but thats just my taste). Has anyone found any that they could recommend?
Much thanks-Roland[/QUOTE]
Instead of the two cafes, try El Verde, right next door to Jaz, across from Cutty Sark. It is a normal club, packed on Saturday night. The women in there range from 41-81. I doubt any of them are pros, but they still need company.

Moondog

I had trouble finding posts about this place on another web site until I realized that I had been searching for "Excedra" rather than Exedra. I confirmed this evening that Exedra is the proper spelling.

Someone might want to change the title of the initial post on this thread and maybe we can be careful to get the spelling right. If you're searching for information about this place, you might want to try both spellings.

As I'm typing this, I've got the TV turned on to the local food channel. There's a Japanese guy speaking Spanish making Chinese food using a Western chef's knife. He's making Wantan Sopa. :D

In a few weeks the final installment of the Star Wars series will hit theaters everywhere; so in deference to that, I'll start my report from the end to the begining.

It was almost 4 AM, me and J had left half an hour before the barrio of Flores where we literally lost sight of Jackson and Capt Dave. (That part of the report will fllow in the Saga) We couldn't believe that after being introduced to the Baires mongering scene by no other than the crowned kings of mongering, we were in escence still empty handed. J and I went to Cattos to find some action and we were greeted by the same old club scenario. A couple good looking girls but no stunner for me. J in the other hand found some cute chica with a nice tight body who begun to dance right in front of us and pretty soon J was calling her over. After J got settled I decided that time was running fast for me so I went back to Exedra to spend 10 more minutes, find some action or call it the night.

I sat down and ordered a strong coffee while there were at least 6 more girls sitting and trying to make eye contact with me. Some of them I have to add were there a couple hours before when I went by myself to check out the place. Nothing special, until this cute Paraguayan walked in. She is in the large side, but being latin myself, as long as there are curves I can deal with some extra pounds. She has the most pretty face and a wonderful smile. She is a smaller version of Anna Nicole Smith. I asked over to my table, which she gladly accepted while she waited for her dinner-breakfast. She had a great personality and it might be that at that point I was to tired to be picky, but the more I talked to her the more I like to do her. I ask her how much it will take for her to come over to my hotel in recoleta for a TLN (at this point it was merely 2 hours). She said that the going rate for a "polvo" was US$100. I laughed and told her that I knew that that was not the case and basically that if she still wanted to make some money before they close she better start taking me seriously. She finally agree to $150 pesos for the rest of the nite. We headed back to my hotel and once the action begun she proved to be exceptionally good in bed, I have had another session that night so I was feeling confident I would be au par with her skills. She gave a nice very skilled CBJ, even though she tried to wear me down with it. She would continue with the BJ even though I told her that I want to shot at goal. Eventually she complied, but not before warning me that danger lied below. After the panties were off I discovered her shaved "cosita" and when she ride me in top she literally put up a show. She is extremely good in bed and looking at that incredibly beautiful face while I doing her, was all worthy. I had time to finished for a second time for a very long session were none of her techniques will make any difference on my performance, right before sunrise she left.

Her name is Vanessa, because of the way she dresses it's hard to guess how beautiful and curvy body she has. She has great huge breast. She is extemely sweet and likes sex. She has dirty blond hair (I could have taken some pictures of her but I ran out of battery) You'll recognize her because as I said before she looks a little like a smaller version of Anna Nicole Smith. She is from Paraguay and she is only 20 YO, likes Heavy Metal! and overall she will provide a good experience. The only bad thing is that she asked for the money up front, but after that she did her part of the deal.

ELMATAD0R

VERY, VERY GFE. Very white, very busty, very cute too. Not a toned body (for those who want hardbodies you best go elsewhere) . One of the mainstays of this board is QUITE smitten with her, but I will not ID him (at his prior request). She learned German before Portugese despite being Brasilera! She was a regular at Excedra when I was there in March. Her darkhaired friend from Florianopolis is a MAJOR hottie, but I never got the chance to know her in the biblical sense.

Brasileras are the bomb in bed to be sure. Even though my personal preference is Colombiana (because they are SO GFE if you play your cards correctly), and even though you can get starfish of any nationality, the sexbomb batting average of Brasileras is number 1 in the World.

Michel told me that both her parents arrived from Germany during World War II. That would explain her learning German so early.

She sure doesn't behave like any German I've ever met. :D

I was at Cafe Orleans on Friday13. There is a lady name MARGARITA. Any one catch her be alert. She is a bad one. She is from Columbia.

[QUOTE=Parn Singh]I was at Cafe Orleans on Friday13. There is a lady name MARGARITA. Any one catch her be alert. She is a bad one. She is from Columbia.[/QUOTE]

Care to give more details? How is she bad? Did she rip you off, bad service, what? What does she look like?

I personally like the old lady, who has looks like an old German housewife. She must make money there, but it´s amusing everytime I see her there. She probably has some good skills, but I don´t think I´ll ever be able to verify such info.

She provides valuable services counseling the new gals and being a continuing shoulder to cry on. Like a den mother or house mother to a sorority. Some other sick fuck, I swear it wasn't me, and I ain't naming names, got a quote from her of 60 pesos for an hour and a half (purely for research; he swears he didn't take her up on it).

Another interesting character in Exedra is Bennie. He is 82 years old and still hard at work, going and getting cigarettes for the chicas. The little fucker is still quick. Last night I stopped in merely to piss and as I left, he jumped up and held the door open for me before I even noticed him get up from the table. I was so surprised I gave him five pesos.

Yeah, right. Maybe next time.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]Another interesting character in Exedra is Bennie. He is 82 years old and still hard at work, going and getting cigarettes for the chicas. The little fucker is still quick. [/QUOTE]

I think I met Bennie a year ago. He went and got smokes for Veronica (A gremlin, do not let drink before midnight, do not let drink after midnight or she turns into something). I guess we all have to survive somehow. Maybe they throw a mercy fuck his way every now and again.

Frankly Cafe Excedra is my favortie spot to hang out and Monger and Bennie just add's to the place.

He's sorta like the greeter at Walmart. He just hangs around and is everyones " GO FOR ". If you need anything you just call him over and he go's for it.

He's always nicely dressed in his cheap suit and neck tie and very acommadeing to both the girls and the Mongers.

The German Housewife is also a kick too. She's in their every night with that same wig on and that purse. Ive never seen her take a date out but that $60 peso price that DickHead just quoted is very tempting. Im wondering if she'd be interesting in a Double.

Exon

I had lunch with an older friend of mine today. She has worked in Exedra off and on for quite a while. I asked her if the den mother ever got any customers. She said yes. She said one thing is that she sucks off the taxi drivers for 20 pesos. She also says she has known her for 20 years and that she does not wear a wig ("pelo natural").

Just in case anyone cares.

Thank You for that imput DickHead regarding the German House wife at Excedra.

It gave me a very Kinky idea.

Suppose I pull a Hottie out of Excedra and ask the German Den Mother to come along for a Doble.

I'll pay her the $20 peso's you quoted for her to watch and give me instructions on how to Fuck the Chica.

How's That For Kinkie

He, He, He

EXon

1) That is some very sick shit.
2) At this point in your career, do you need instructions on how to fuck?
3) I think the 20 peso blow jobs only take 10 minutes or so.
4) We saw her tonight at Paraguay and Suipacha with two other street walkers.
5) That is some [b]very[/b] sick shit.

Reading in between the lines of DickHead's post below Ive deducted that the German House Wife is to Ugly to Fuck from his perspective.

This is a first !

Although I don't think theres is enough vitamin "V" in the world for me to Due her either.

Exon

The funniest thing happened last night. I woke up around midnight after a nap, and I was hungry, so I decided to try to find a cafe that served food late at night. I felt like something a little different, outside the neighborhood, so I thought I would try to catch a taxi. It was pretty late, but just my luck, there still seemed to be a few taxis driving around, wow! I hailed a cab, and we drove toward centro, when I spotted this brightly lit cafe just full of people, again what luck! As I walked in, I noticed there seemed to be alot more women than men, and most of them were dressed rather provacatively. They must all have been out dancing or something. Anyway, I grabbed a table and ordered a drink, then a meal. As I waited for my meal to arrive, I glanced around the restaurant, and you're probably not going to believe this, but almost every un-attached woman in there seemed to smile and flirt with me! There were probably 30 or 40 of them, so I felt like a real stud. Anyway, I struck up a conversation with a very pretty young girl, and she asked if I would like to take her home with me!!! I said sure, I could use the company. She must live a long way out in the country, because she asked for 200p for cab fare, to which I replied I didn't have, but I could come up with 150. So we went back to my place where she excused herself to the bathroom, then emerged without her clothes! I followed her into the bedroom, and she proceeded to give me a really first rate BJ, covered, but very good anyway. After we finished, a funny thing happened. Her cell phone rang as I was giving her cab fare, and I think she set up a date to meet her uncle or something.

EZE :)

I went to Excedra last night around 1, and the place was full. Several doable chicas, and of course Exon's german squeeze in the corner. There was a table with 3 girls toward the front door, and I motioned for the girl facing me to send her friend over. She got a funny look on her face and talked with her friend and all 3 of them burst out laughing. The pretty one that was facing me came over and explained. It seems that out of all girls in the cafe, I had chosen the one girl who is not on the program. All 3 are from Mendoza, and the regular girl is the cousin of the girl I ended up with, Avrin. Avrin explained that her cousin was just visiting her and her roomate, and was leaving today. I wondered why she was the only girl in the place dressed conservatively. I remembered an old saying "couldn't get laid in a bordello with a fist full of 20's". Anyway, the description of the service I received from Avrin is accurate. Very good BJ, and pretty girl I think.

EZE :)

I was thinking about Dick Heads comments on the fat German house wife at Excedra, whom I still believe wears a wig.

Maybe I'll do her after all. I was thinking of straight anal no fore play no nothing, just straight in the ass and hire a couple of Chica's to watch and cheer me on. I would assume she does Completeo and this might be an unforgetable Argentine experience lasting in my mind forever.

I have this picture in my mind of her naked nealing down and me entering her threw the back door.

Ones mind plays strange tricks here in Sex Prison.

Exon

Wow EZE, she is quite a looker, I expect the view was spectacular.....LOL
I wonder if her eyes are really that blue or are they contacts. It is the little things that matter, err well maybe not. I am not in BsAs, but the view from here in Brazil is spectacular. I don't know when I have seen this many beautiful "booties" anywhere, and wonderful smiles. I am writing while observing the hotel pool and well....there are three Brazilian bikinis that are only partially attached to their respective body parts!
Unfortunatley tomorrow I have to visit Ipenema, another burden. Just have to remember.....se mira, no se toca.
Chau!

Exon, my brother PLEASE imagry such as this may turn me to the dark side. Then I will be Daddy Rulth.

I can just imagine the new Exon porn video. "German HOTT exploding periods"!

Exon now has to pull "Hilda" and find out if her hair is real or not. If she's survived this long, she's got to give a monster blow job. Maybe invite her out to the Mansion? :)

Yep they were the bluest eyes I've seen here. By the way Sky Ryder, if it's not too late, I'm available for adoption. I can pretend to be much younger, but I'll need to contact Michael Jackson's surgeon for the rest. Hell, I want to live your life, or just borrow it for a few months.

Exon my friend, that is some funny shit.

EZE :)

EZE I could be wrong but I believe the girl you have pictured below does in fact wear blue contact's.

Its all coming back to me now.

She works both Cafe Orleans in the afternoons and Excedra in the evenings. This insider information came to me by either the "Ball Washer", Caroline of Cafe Orlean's or Angela whom works the night shift at Excedra.

If its the same girl, as I remember, she's just drop dead gorgeours but a little heavy in the ass end and thats way Ive never done her. But she is a regular fixture in both Cafe's on Cordoba.

Moving right along,

Ive been giving some more thought to our "Hilda" the German House Wife of the famed Cafe Excedra.

Suppose I hire Bennie our beloved "Go For" at Cafe Excedra and make it a three some.

Picture this in your minds. Exon going in the back door up the poop shoot of our Den Mother the German House Wife, while at the same time Bennie drop's his pants and recieves a BBBJ as I have three Chica's cheering us on.

I think we'd need pictures to post.

I love Cafe Excedra.

From Exon's vantage point, I think Excedra offers more value than any other club in Buenos Aires. Yes you have to work for your pussy in their but its worth it. By that I mean you must be patient and work the room or sidewalk.

50 percent of the women you will fine in their are simply not doable. Another, say 40 percent are Hard Core Professional Prostitutes, regulars that are doable but sit in their every night and grind out a living. Now this is not all bad but remember that General George Armstrong Custer said.

"More whiskey and Fresh Women for My Men"

By that I mean variety is the spice of life and you will fined it at Cafe Excedra.

The final 10 precent is what your looking for and only half of that for one reason or another are worth pulling out of the Cafe. This gets us down to 5 percent, one girl in 20.

If one spends any time in the place it won't take long to know all the players. Its the free lancer or part timer Im looking for, the fresh face. The girl thats not a regular, the single mother that needs money for her rent or what ever reason. Hell they all need money, but for what ever reason she decides to flip a few tricks for a few extra peso's. Gets her bills paid and quits for a period of time.

This would be a prime target for Exon. Its been my experiance that when you fined this type of situation you've found a KEEPER. A real GFE that wants to hang around and provides superior service for any number of reasons. One she probably like's you, but more importantly from her perspective your a steady sorce of money until you leave town and she doesn't half to hang out and prostitute herself.

I have found many girls over the years in Excedra & Orlean's that fit this bill. Matter o fact my last trip, over a month, it was three weeks in country before I did a strange Chica. Several girls come to mind, Maria Paula, Fabiana, Angela the list go's on & on. Thease girls have become both friends and lovers and I see them every time Im in town

But my final point is that you can sit in Excedra paying 4 or 5 peso's for a coke or water, beer is 9 peso's and you can eat the food though not recommended and scout the room for that especial Chica for next to nothing. From time to time there will be some real gem's past by your table, show stoppers that provide a real GFE for not more than $150 peso's.

Remember its the hunt thats just as much fun as the chase and capture and using proper "Sperm Management" you simply can't fuck all of the time.

Exon

...with the actual tendency to accept high prices.
It is not the idea of a monger's forum to produce "inflation" among the memebers.
I am living in ARG since three years, lived very close to exedra so I've been there almost every night.
THE PRICE IS 100 Pesos for TWO hours. DO NOT OFFER MORE, DO NOT PAY MORE.
If "the chemistry" was ok, I also went out for 150PS - 200PS PER NIGHT (including breakfast...whatever).
The better you can negotiate in spanish, the further you will get.
Paying for exedra-Girl-hour more than 100PS is robbing in the future from your fellow-mongers...ok ;)
There ar a few "hidden resorts" in the south of the center where you find very pretty girls for 100 per 2-4 hours, 200 per night, maybe less but I am hesitating publishing them to avoid "smart guys" destroying the prices.
@dickhead "Bennie" is called "luis" in the realworld ;)

Since about 80% of posters misspell this cafe why don't we just ask the owner to change the name?

Dave

Recently received info that the "den mother" that either does or does not wear a wig, whom Exon wanted to fuck, has been 86ed. Reason given was that she was telling guys she would introduce them to the chica of their choice for ten pesos which, of course, is not a necessary step in meeting an Exedra chica.

I suspect she will have few career options remaining at this stage of the game, if this info is true.

Perhaps Exon could set her up in an apartment; you know paint, carpet, and furniture.

I think he has experience in this area.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]Recently received info that the "den mother" that either does or does not wear a wig, whom Exon wanted to fuck, has been 86ed. Reason given was that she was telling guys she would introduce them to the chica of their choice for ten pesos which, of course, is not a necessary step in meeting an Exedra chica.

I suspect she will have few career options remaining at this stage of the game, if this info is true.[/QUOTE]

Was in Excedra last night after Fucking Fabiana all afternoon at the Manison.

There was a Chica that had been flurting with me for about a week.

OK so I go over and sit down and start cuting a deal. I offer up a "nose picker" price of $150 paso's for two hours, (true hard core Mongers would be Pissed at that price) for two hours at the local Transatora. I'm a little short of cash but I can handle it what with the $35 peso's for the room and cab fare home for myself.

So me make a deal she puts on her coat, (its winter down here) and out the door we go in front of everyone. First thing she wants is to take a cab for the two & a half blocks to the hotel. "No" I said, "We walk"

OK so we get to the hotel I pay the $35 peso's and up stairs we go.

We get to the room and I start taking off cloths. "No" she say's " Money First". "No" I say "I always pay after", "No, pay now", she say's.

I put my shirt back on and leave. Get to the desk and a refund of my peso's and return to Excedra.

The whole process takes about 15 to 20 minutes and every Chica in the place wants to know what happened. I tell as many Chica's as I know hoping the LCN, (Latan Chica Network) will do the rest of the news for me. The Chica Wanted " Pay First ", "No" I tell them "I'm Americana, Americana's No Cheat The Chica's"

Moral to the Story is every Chica in Excedra now knows that that Chica missed a pay day because she didn't trust the American.

Exon

I'm suprised she let you out of the room. Usually when I get dressed and they ask me why and I tell them they have a change of heart. I will admit I didn't think the den mother had stones like that.:)

If they offer any attitude with money up front, then I will always walk. IE, if they smile, and say okay, no problem. But if they start whining or such, then it's Hasta la Vista nena.

Way to go Exon. Not only did you train her but you conditioned the other you spoke with at Excedra.

________

All newbies take note of Exon's behaviour. WE are large and in charge in Chicaland! Be a benovolent dictator and the girls will respect and love you!

________

JC,

unless you go both ways it should be "hasta la vista, nen[b]a[/b]."

[QUOTE=Dickhead]JC, unless you go both ways it should be "hasta la vista, nen[b]a[/b]."[/QUOTE]Hmmm, busted again. Nena, nena, nena he writes on the chalkboard 50 times.

So last night I get mixed up with a bunch of Airline Pilot's, have dinner and hit the Triangle.

First Catto's, no Carolina, thank God, and then on to Hook.

My little favorata, Marisol, a 22 year old seamed to be busy with a strange Monger. Side Bar!::: (Exon doesn't do little young Chickie Wickies but Marisol is the exception. Met her six months ago while Mongering with MoonDog did her first on my last trip and had "Wood" over her for the last 90 days Ive spent n Sex Prison. Anyway she's such a tender little morsel I just can't give it up. Maybe I need counciling)

So with Marisol busy with some Fuck it was on to Excedra.

Well guess what, You guess'ed it, this Diana Puta, that gave me brain damage to night before over the Pay First was in pressance at Excedra.

Well at first she seamed cold to me as I walked in and looked the other way.

We got a prime table and settled in to make a night of it. There were 3 or 4 of my Chica's in attendence of which I acknowlged standing up to give them a kiss.

It took awhile but pretty soon the Punta Diana's buddy asked if she could come over and join us. "Of course" I said as she moved over and I stated "I never Pay First" and explained why I left her buddy hanging to night before.

Well it didn't take too long before the 'Dina Puta" asked if she could joins us with her friend. She Sat down and told me how sorry she was about the night before and that it was a big misunderstanding lost in my Superior understanding of Spanish and her knowledge of English. LOL LOL.

Anyway she invited me to Fuck her and I replied that I'd love to put my Big Ugly Cock in her Pussy and shoot a big load all over her tits but not tonight.

Well the moral to this on going Saga is that all Chica's in Excedra were watching, (Exon is not unkown in Excedra) and knew what had transpired the night before, (The Latain Chica Network) Also all the Chica's know that Exon is a good Fuck and always treats the Chica's as Ladies, again (TLCN) Why would this Chica Fuck Up a good deal?

Moreover, it suddenly came to me.

What I'd done the night before had embarrested the Chica and she had totally lost face with her buddies, the other 50 or so prostitutes in attendance. She needed to save face in front of the other girls and therefore had the make peace with Exon. Had I gotten up and left with her in front of the other Chica's it would have been a total victory for her, proving to the other girls that her pussy was stronger that my will. But Exon held his ground telling the Punta Diana that we would Fuck but another night.

I will Fuck Her someday.

So Mongers, hold your ground, treat the Chica's like ladies, but be firm in your convictions.

Good Mongering to All.

Exon

[QUOTE=Exon123]I will Fuck Her someday.

So Mongers, hold your ground, treat the Chica's like ladies, but be firm in your convictions.

Good Mongering to All.

Exon[/QUOTE]Bravo, bravo beautiful story.

As we all know, the girls here in BA are just there to please us and, possibly afterwards, will get payed.

Maybe a wellknown monger COULD expect to pay later on, but a newby trying to educate the girls in blowing his brain off and afterwards possibly getting paid is a little heavy.

There are so smart guys like this "Ferrari" who did not even payed the tel-calls he ordered.

The chicas are not only there to have big fun with us, lots of them have to pay their bills and organizing there life. That makes some things very cheap compared to (how do you call it?). "sex prison".

Spent the last couple of nights at exedra and took the same girl back both nights for 250pesos per night. Her name is Daniela, cute young brunette from Buenos Aires about 5"2 with boots on. However last night I was there around 7:30pm and one of the staff told her off for soliciting customers at this hour of the day. We still made it outta there though and it was overall a great experince over both nights. Loads of Spanish and GFE. She left me with her number. I think I'll call her sometime soon to hook up again (hopefully at a better price)

I think I'll be staying well away from those expensive recoleta joints.

250 is way too much to pay in Exedra.

250p is way to much try 120p 0r at most 150pfor two hour's.

But again I have never pull'd for there but have done many hook up's for other guys.

Fuck you later.

Manson

[QUOTE=Jack In Da Box]Spent the last couple of nights at exedra and took the same girl back both nights for 250pesos per night. Her name is Daniela, cute young brunette from Buenos Aires about 5"2 with boots on. However last night I was there around 7:30pm and one of the staff told her off for soliciting customers at this hour of the day. We still made it outta there though and it was overall a great experince over both nights. Loads of Spanish and GFE. She left me with her number. I think I'll call her sometime soon to hook up again (hopefully at a better price)

I think I'll be staying well away from those expensive recoleta joints.[/QUOTE]Is that 250 pesos for all night (TLN)

Dos horas por 250 pesos. So I guess I paid about right then?