Cafe Orleans

Hi Mouse,

I have some Bad news.

Rosalita the Brazilan with the Big Tits & jet black hair that always sits at one of the first two table as you walk in the door at Orleans, (either to the right or left of the door) gave me some bad news.

Jackson and I stopped in there for lunch a couple weeks ago and Rosalita pull me aside and told me that Roberta was in Rio. She had either gotten a divorce or her husband had died I did get all the transulation.

Anyway Roberta was in Rio on a moped motercycle and got into a terrible accident which Fucked her leg big time. She has already had one operation with more to come.

That all the Information I have.

The Ball Washer says Hi & next time your down try getting a blow Job on your Big Toe.

Happy Mongering with your Russan.

Exon

[blue]Hey Exon,

Very interesting, especially considering that Roberta's first husband also died within a year or two after they got married.

You never heard this story? How do you think she came to own a house and a car?

Jackson[/blue]

I spent half an hour today in this coffee shop.

15 girls or so, maybe one really attractive. The others didn't worth the ar$100-150 they would ask. I asked for a small cortado, ar$5.

Being a very small coffee shop and having many more women than men, it becomes uncomfortable to sit there and pretend to ignore them, specially when a dozen or so keep staring at you.

Hope this helps,

Andres

Andres,

I also felt uncomfortable there for the same reasons. The ladies kept staring at me looking for an invitation. Unfortunately, I didn't find any of them attractive so I decided to wait for something better. I read a newspaper to keep my eyes from roaming and to keep from giving an inadvertent eye-contact invitation to sit with me. Well, it didn't work. After about 10 minutes or so, a so-so looking woman pulled up a chair and started a conversation with me. She wanted me to take her out. She wasn't pushy, but I declined. I told her that I was killing time waiting to meet a friend. After about another 5 minutes, I got up and left. She gave me her telephone number. I tossed it as soon as I got outside.

New Orleans isn't my favorite "cafe," but it is an experience that shouldn't be missed.

I frist need this by mistake. But now use it a lot. If you smile and make eye contact. Then go down strair to the bathrooms. You will find you girl outside the door. And she is away some the other girls and this seem to make a big deal when working out a deal with them. It is true the other girls are judging her. I find it pays to pick out a girl you do not want. Ask how much. I am all American speak little spanish they start with 300 ps. What do I have a shrit that says stuid gringo on it, go away. Then have a drink. And the next girl I want is real strats at 150ps and work down from there. It sounds off the deep end but it really works if you are gingo with little spanish.

Stopped by Cafe Orleans on Wednesday with Silvina after picking up a leather coat on Florida and visiting the Galeria Pacifico. Around 8:30pm it wasn't very full in there, maybe 8-10 girls most of whom were decent and a few who were very attractive. Silvina made conversation with 2 girls who were sitting at a table next to us and it turns out that one of them remembered us from the night before at Newport. Sorry I don't remember their names because one of them was a good looking brunette. I finally picked one out and since Silvina was there I asked her to talk to the girl. The girl quoted $300ar for one hour and made the point that she wouldn't stay any longer than one hour. So I said no and we left. It was a nice atmosphere but I think the obvious gringo factor kind of brings the place down. I speak spanish decently but when you are tall, white, and definitely not porteno, well they will expect you to pay more.

First, I've had an identity crisis. This may be my first post, but it really isn't. No biggie. I'll PM those of you who know me. Everybody else, just treat me like a newbie.

While I very seldom use Orleans, anymore, it was a first BA stop some years ago, and I find that I have to do a girl there from time to time for nostalgia sake.

First, a very nice girl. Julieta. She is streaky-blond, a cute, girl-next-door smile, doesn't smoke (I don't think) and has a very layed-back disposition. A lot of hyphens for one description.

It has been about 6 months since we were together, but I saw her yesterday, so I know she's there. When we went, she started at $300, came down quickly, but ran into a brick wall at $200. As I recall, I had only a couple hours left of my last day, so I agreed, on the condition that she stayed extra time and never told any of my friends.

A couple of showers, no BBBJ, but she deserves credit for tolerating spermacide on the condom, which probably tastes even worse than my dick. She enjoyed DATY. I can't remember much more, but she is still very sweet everytime I go into Orleans. If circumstances dictate, not a bad choice.

Now the bad:

I met a very interesting chick in there one day with Dickhead (who I convinced to have an over-priced beer on the way to Deep Blue or somewhere). I even got her number, just in case. This week, I saw her again, this time with my buddy. Megali. Rember this name! Megali.

My buddy, who is usually fairly savvy, simply got duped. So did I, frankly, but it ultimately was his money and WEIRD experience.

Anyway, she is extremely smart. Speaks terrific english, to the point that she can invoke sarcasm and irony into a conversation, and knows all of the right things to say. She dresses a bit in, what do they call it? Grunge? Low-riding, old-looking jeans, trashy shirt, and has a series of tatoos, all Japanese characters. She has a "cat that ate the canary" smile.

We spent an hour with her at Orleans, then another at a bar in Recoleta. She was SO enthusiastic, with mutual touching, DFK, giggles and fun. Of course, my buddy agreed to $300, which was supposed to be a wonderful all-nighter experience.

In actuality, she became a disturbed individual in the room. First, all about the money. Up front, no negotiations (again, a big monger mistake, but he is NOT a rookie and USUALLY not an idiot, so please consider this a renewed lesson for everyone and stay off your high horse) There was even a veiled threat, indicating that she had friends who deal with non-payers.

The session quickly became all about her, and "her" is weird! My buddy was simply a machine responding to her commands, which bordered on S & M activities. No kissiing anymore, no mutual touching, just a lot of squeazing and plunging. Sure, he got to do some things that aren't even allowed in you. S. Porn, but there was nothing romantic or fun about having your fist jammed where it really shouldn't fit.

So, once satisfied, she left after less than an hour, and he was never happier to pay too much too soon to get rid of somebody.

Pic' to follow.

SP

Don't be paying those girls $300 peso's

My friend and I stopped there today for coffee after a wonderful lunch at Broccolino. About 15 girls. Almost all of them I had seen before. One new chica drew my attention. Lots of eye contact and smile. I was not in a mood to do anything right now. I just walked over, gave her a peck on the cheek and told her to write her phone number. She is young, dark and looked very beautiful. Her name is Alejandra. May be will contact her later.

Bandy

Indeed,

For quite sometime Ive had my eye on a Chica that works Cafe Orleans.

She just has that "Come Fuck Me, I Dare You" look about her.

Isabel is her name, so after lunch with Roxana I'm planning on going over to Orleans and taking Isabel by the hand and leading her over to the Horizonte Hotel and putting my big ugly cock in her pussy.

More to report latter.

Exon

This is Very, Very fine pussy Mongers.

After lunch with Roxana I did just exactly as I said I'd do, Fucked Isabel in the Horizonte Hotel just around the cornner from Orleans. I wanted to leave after one round but she wouldn't let me, fucking up my "Sperm mgt"

She's a repeat.

I passed over the Ball Washer, whom asked for Mickey Mouse by the way.

I'm begining to learn that theres real value in the Cafes given that Monger & Chica prices are going threw the roof in all the clubs.

Exon

I am sorry to say that meanwhile in Cafe O', the foolish overpayers changed the basic price, at least for pro-mongers, who do not speak good spanish.

It's a pitty how good friends where treated, just not speaking too fluent spanish.

Thanks a lot to the foolish "fulas con patas" as they are called in Habana.

I would like to know how contact is made with the girls in Cafe Orleans? Is the girl who come to you or the customer who go to the girl? Is their a lot of eye contact.

Thanks,

Plumo

Stopped in here for a coffee after lunch yesterday. First visit in over a year. I needed to remind myself that I was far better off in the 60 peso Privados than with these over priced middle aged sharks. I was charged 3.50 for a cortadito. Andres said August 1st he was charged 5.00 for the same small cortado. Could this be true? Or did the waiter just remember my generous tipping behavior?

I was yesterday in that Cafe Orleans arround 5 - 6 pm. It was the first time for me in there. The girls are ugly as fuck! Maybe it was the wrong time or so, but this place is waste of time and money for your cafe.

I havent walked in there in years, but I do pass by occasionally and glance in the window. Apparently nothings changed - the hags in there even scare me thru the window as I'm driving by!

I guess that there are exceptions on occasion, but I havent seen one.

[QUOTE=Unkown]I was yesterday in that Cafe Orleans arround 5 - 6 pm. It was the first time for me in there. The girls are ugly as fuck! Maybe it was the wrong time or so, but this place is waste of time and money for your cafe.[/QUOTE]I think MM and Exon were the masters of Cafe Orleans. I believe they said that afternoons were the best time.

I've seen some attractive chicas in the late evening there, but the 200P price they quote, or even the 150P price they'll take seems more than it's worth.

A quote from Exon "There is one out of twenty chica is fuckable in Excedra/Orleans." Others would argue the percentage is even lower than that. But when I find the ONE, that's all I need. I have never set foot inside Orleans. But I enjoyed the two chicas I pulled in seperate occasions from Excedra for A$R 150 each. Both stayed for over 2 hours.

I've been in the place in the afternoon on one of my recent trips; there were probably 12 to 15 chicas in the place, of which half were do-able, IMO. I took out a pair for a quickly-negotiated threesome, I forget the exact price but I think it was 300 pesos for the both of them for an hour. Worked out well (how can a threesome work out badly? Although I wasn't tempted to repeat with them.

As for Exedra, there is plenty of talent there at night, a great variety of types, most interesting on my last visit was a Peruvian / Indian chica dressed up in a country folk outfit, complete with those cowboy-like hats that they wear in Peru (come to think of it, she could have been Bolivian) If there are guys on this board get their jollies drilling pregnant chicas who squirt milk in their faces, then there are guys on this board who would have loved that Indian.

Idiots. Pure idiots.

Yeah, Orleans has managed to survive decades charging above-average prices for drink and food, but only ugly girls go there. What, is everybody listening to Roxana?

FT

[QUOTE=Full Throttle]Idiots. Pure idiots.

Yeah, Orleans has managed to survive decades charging above-average prices for drink and food, but only ugly girls go there. What, is everybody listenting to Roxana?

FT[/QUOTE]I think that's a bit harsh. I've seen a number of very nice looking girls in there. Have I ever pulled any from there? Nope. Do I think that the "minimum consumption" that they charge the chicas changes my price? Yep.

I prefer Exedra for more variety, and that's where my honey, Hilda, hangs out.:)

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]I think that's a bit harsh. I've seen a number of very nice looking girls in there. Have I ever pulled any from there? Nope. Do I think that the "minimum consumption" that they charge the chicas changes my price? Yep.

I prefer Exedra for more variety, and that's where my honey, Hilda, hangs out.:)[/QUOTE]I hope you inferred the sarcasm. There are often pretty girls in Orleans, beginning around 1PM and ending around dusk. The night shift is a bit scary, led by Megaly, who should be avoided like the plague.

I contend that if you charged a cover, turned off the incandescent light and replaced it with black light, then sent in the Orleans girls, there would be little difference in perception there versus the triangle, Madaho's or Black.

I do think there is more of an informal union at Orleans compared to Exedra 200P is hard to negotiate off at times.

FT

[QUOTE=Full Throttle]I hope you inferred the sarcasm. There are often pretty girls in Orleans, beginning around 1PM and ending around dusk. The night shift is a bit scary, led by Megaly, who should be avoided like the plague.

I contend that if you charged a cover, turned off the incandescent light and replaced it with black light, then sent in the Orleans girls, there would be little difference in perception there versus the triangle, Madaho's or Black.

I do think there is more of an informal union at Orleans compared to Exedra 200P is hard to negotiate off at times.

FT[/QUOTE]Ah, sorry, missed the sarcasm font.:)

Yeah, I hate places where they won't negotiate a bit. Make the chicas buy stuff there, but to say they have to buy 40p a day seems a bit much. (Half that seems reasonable)

Does anyone know if a lady named Gloria still hangs out daytimes at Orleans? I saw her twice in June '05, including completo. She is about 30, with light brown hair, nice slim body, a mixture of European features, and tasteful attire. She is affectionate and sexually hot as a pistol when she gets going. I suspect I am the only gringo she called "mi amor." LOL. I'd like to see her again.

And I agree with the advice to avoid Migala, the smiling one who promises everything in advance but who then starts complaining she has to get back to work after 20 minutes in the love hotel. Migala was my only negative experience in BA.

If you want to "score" big time in Excedra warm up to my favorite "squeese', Hilda.

For the price of a cup of coffee and a little friend ship she'll tell you thats "Hot" and what's "Not"

A lot of you Fuckers nock her, but she's my friend and she knows the score.

Exon

Anyone know of a 40ish chica with long blonde hair still works here? Her name is Mari or Mari Marta. She has germanic features (blue eyes) Origonally from Iguazu.

She usually sits near the stairs that lead down to the restrooms.

Her name and, unfortunately, pictures showed up on a different thread. You guys need to read the forum before you go in there! She speaks English, is charming, too smart, and psycho.

I even discussed this with her a couple of weeks ago. She seemed surprised and wanted to go with me to prove that my impression was wrong. She's so bloody good that I was tempted for about.5 seconds, which is frightening given my intimate, 2nd hand knowledge of her exploits.

So, DON'T be lured in!

FT

I stopped in at Orleans yesterday afternoon with my buddy from way up North, and the place was positively teaming with chicas. It was after lunch, approximately 2:30 or 3:00, and every shape, size, and age group through 50 years was represented. Almost every table was full with the ratio being about 3/1 chicas / clients. I saw at least 5 I would have pulled had I not had a previously arranged engagement.

I may go back this afternoon since my day is free. Report to follow.

EZE:)

During my several trips, I always found Thursday afternoon to be the best time and day to visit this place.

Bandy

I stopped in Thursday afternoon, at 3:00, and there was not a single open table, and only 2 spots at the bar. So, I went across the street and had lunch with my buddy, then returned. There was an open table, and plenty of girls of all shapes and sizes. I pulled a little spinner from Mar del Plata that goes by the name of Sylvina. Medium length dark hair, very pretty, decent performance for 140 pesos, plus the 40 for the transitorio. I would repeat, but she left yesterday for MDP. She comes up every few weeks for a couple of days to work the cafe, and stays at a nearby hotel. She'll be back the weekend after next she said.

There were several other girls I would have pulled, including Giselle, one of the hardest little bodies I've seen, and dresses to show it off. Only problem for me was, she was constantly on the cell phone, and I heard her make 2 dates in the 5 minutes she was sitting there, so she is either on the internet, or just very popular.

Anyway, good experience, so I still recommend this place for afternoon action.

EZE:)

It's been my experience that they make room for you by displacing girls. Maybe they were completely out of space that day.

I'm glad to see some posters finding better quality in Orleans. I've always found the criticism a bit harsh. I still find their prices a little high, but at least there are no exit fees or anything.

FT

[blue]Hi FT,

It's been my experience that the waiters will prompt the girls out of seats for customers in the clubs, but I've never seen them do that in Cafe Orleans or Excedra. I believe the difference is that the girls in the cafes are paying customers also, in the sense that they pay to sit there, usually by being required to order a minimum of food and/or drinks, or by simply paying the waiter.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Full Throttle]It's been my experience that they make room for you by displacing girls. Maybe they were completely out of space that day.

I'm glad to see some posters finding better quality in Orleans. I've always found the criticism a bit harsh. I still find their prices a little high, but at least there are no exit fees or anything.

FT.

[blue]Hi FT,

It's been my experience that the waiters will prompt the girls out of seats for customers in the clubs, but I've never seen them do that in Cafe Orleans or Excedra. I believe the difference is that the girls in the cafes are paying customers also, in the sense that they pay to sit there, usually by being required to order a minimum of food and / or drinks, or by simply paying the waiter.

Thanks,





Do you know if it's a flat out $40 peso fee, or do they "pay" it by being required to order a minimum of $40 pesos of food and drinks?

I had a girlfriend who worked in Orleans a couple of years ago, and at that time the requirement was that they had to purchase a minimum of $20 pesos (at the time) of food or drinks.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

It's 40P consumption, and it doesn't matter if you order and pay for her or if she gets it herself during the day. Also, I have personally experienced on more than one occasion the situation where they combine chica tables to make room for us. I'm not saying they would throw them out of the shop, but they do compress them!

FT

[QUOTE=Full Throttle]It's been my experience that they make room for you by displacing girls. Maybe they were completely out of space that day.

I'm glad to see some posters finding better quality in Orleans. I've always found the criticism a bit harsh. I still find their prices a little high, but at least there are no exit fees or anything.

FT.

[blue]Hi FT,

It's been my experience that the waiters will prompt the girls out of seats for customers in the clubs, but I've never seen them do that in Cafe Orleans or Excedra. I believe the difference is that the girls in the cafes are paying customers also, in the sense that they pay to sit there, usually by being required to order a minimum of food and / or drinks, or by simply paying the waiter.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]I recently spent a lot of time in Orleans and I noticed that the chicas usually spent a lot more on food and drinks than the local mongers. Some locals would sit two or three hours after buying a cola or cortado. So maybe this is why the waiters don't move them from a table. If not for the chicas Orleans would have a hard time making it. If not for Orleans the chicas would have to go somewhere else or street walk. So a good setup for all. From what I observed the waiters treated the girls with respect.

Dave

I was tired. I was horny. I didn't want to wait around. It was Sunday, and Sunday is the slowest day.

So, gentlemen, I goofed, and I'm here to admit it. After very little negotiation, I made a 180 peso deal with a lovely young lady named Natalya at Cafe Orleans (she started at 300, so she must have seem me as a total sucker) She is slim with a pretty face and long black hair: an Argentina girl from Mendoza.

I ignored all the warning signs:

She kept checking her cell phone constantly even after I bought her a jugo. She said she worked at Cafe Orleans for three years. She was the only pretty lady in the place, so she had no competition. Worst of all: I paid in advance (I called her back because her butt looked so damn cute as she was walking down the hallway out of my apartamento; I caved in after a moment of resolve)

The session was not a disaster: it's just not what I remember of Argentina. Her BJ technique was not great, but she paid nice attention to the little guys, with feeling. She really was quite responsive in the act, but it was as if she got turned on despite her best efforts. I have to admit there is some real pleasure in getting a woman turned on when she does not really intend to get turned on. But worst of all, she interrupted things three times to answer her damn cell phone. Also, she kept asking me "Yes?" to see if I had finished. This is not what I want and dream about. She spent a full hour, but only after whining about needing time to take a shower.

This is a lady who, though young, has learned to be hard.

OK, I can do better. Despacio, despacio. Like a river.

Riverm,

Why didn't you tell her to turn the cell phone off? You are the boss in such a situation, tell her what to do. Don't be shy, for heavens sakes.

You are the king of the hours. She should be courteous and turn damn ting off, if not don't pay.

[QUOTE=Hunt99]Riverm,

Why didn't you tell her to turn the cell phone off? You are the boss in such a situation, tell her what to do. Don't be shy, for heavens sakes.[/QUOTE]I guess that is the point of my post. While walking to my apartment, I told her that there would be no cell phone use once she got there. She immediately said that she had to be available for the "bambino." I should have told her to go back to Cafe Orleans right then; it was the third of about six mistakes.

Later in the week I improved! But it is so difficult to follow the good rules just after you get off the plane, in all that eagerness.

I recently took a girl from orleans. After agreeing on a number we went to the transitorio around the corner. She seemed to be very mechanical, like she couldnt hurry enouigh to get back to orleans. Then to top it off she wanted a propina. I told her you asked for 200 and you got it. I don't give propinas to any girl. These girlswant to make jerks out of the gringos, so I say shit on them. We have the money and we are the boss not the dirty be----es. Hang tough.

Sconjo USA

Naming her would help others. Was it Migaly by any chance?

Hi Riverm,

Yes thats the name. Shes a goodlooking and she has the body. But she is a slick bussiness girl. Probably has a lot of experence jerking guys around.

Sconjo USA