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Full Throttle,
Since I was paying 300AR with no hassle it is my opinion entirly possible to score for 200AR. It is evident thou that inflation is applying the pressure since we where typically asked for 600 to start. If I want to pay 600 without the negotiations I would just head over to Madahos and pick out one of those 8-9-10 chicas.
Yoosin
I apologize for falling behind on my reports. Why is it so easy to "lose the time" when one is in Buenos Aires?
I had been chatting up this chica at Newport for several nights, and on the way over I told my wingman that if she was there, it was finally time to do her that night.
I think you can see why from the photos. Her body comes across quite well, even though she does not have a very photogenic face. I believe she is much prettier in person.
She takes care of her body, presents herself well, takes the time to curl her hair and do her makeup right, and certainly knows how to dress for success.
Naty has a game plan: two men per night, six nights a week, at top price. Put the money away for the next year and a half. By then she expects to have a car and a house in her hometown paid off, with a hair salon/beauty parlor of her own, and plenty of working capitol in the bank.
Thanks to the help of the therapist she sees twice a week, I believe she is centered and focused and will accomplish her goal. She plans her work and works her plan.
Compared to the way most chicas live, I think that is pretty admirable.
While she is definitely a mercenary, that does not mean that she is not a pleasant person. Nor that she gives bad service.
Naty was even nice enough to text me some sweet nothings a few times after she left my place.
I'll grant you that she is not the greatest lay I've ever had. In fact, she doesn't even rate in the top three of this past week.
But based on the eye candy alone, Naty is the only one who managed to get me off twice in less than an hour.
I think the fact that she was even willing to give me two pops speaks pretty well of her character, wouldn't you agree?
Nor did she rush off after 60 minutes. Rather, she hung around to share a a couple drinks and chat for another hour.
And yes, just as you suspected, I paid above the standard rate. Over the past several nights I noted that this chica was consistently being pulled out of the place after only about fifteen minutes or so.
And I could tell from the Gucci cell phone she carries that chica knows how to turn a dollar.
She is very high maintenance, of course. At the club she had to order a glass of fucking champaign!
Despite all these caveats, Naty does not seem to suffer the "down time" that most of the chicas have to accept as a way of life.
I knew that if I was going to do Naty I would have to bite the bullet on this one.
But please do not blame me for ruining the prices for you local guys. First, I did negotiate a significant amount off the sticker price.
Next, I know that none of you value mongers would ever develop an interest in getting anywhere near her, right? So no harm, no foul.
Am I glad I did her? Yes, definitely.
Naty's a nice person and is smoking hot. Her body was etched upon my mind all week, and I had to get her out of my craw so that I could move on and focus on enjoying the rest of the chicas in town.
Would I repeat with her again? Oh hell no.
At least not at these prices.
DB
Dodger,
No offense intended, but why did you even spend ten minutes with this chica? She has a nice butt, but there are literally hundreds of thousands of nice butts in Buenos Aires.
Over priced and high maintenance are two concepts that mongers should never have to deal with in Argentina. Read the forums and learn the lessons from other mongers victories and losses.
You should be having the time of your life here!
Schmo
[QUOTE=Full Throttle]I have shied away based on the prevailing opinion that the probability of choosing a criminal or drug addict is high due to its wild, wild, west format.[/QUOTE]I am surprised how many mongers share this same view. I'm glad you got past your hesitancy and had a good time, FT.
The odds of the "worst" happening (drugged, robbed, ass-raped) are really pretty remote. And as many recent reports attest, a lot of mongers have been having a hell of a good time with the chicas from Newport.
Having just said all that, I have to report a negative experience. It pissed me off.
Yoosin was with his Irma, and RobBarone found his date for the night. I was satisfied to make small talk with them and watch the scene.
As the late, great Dickhead would say, I wasn't really hungry, although maybe I could eat again.
But only if it was lomo. I'll pass on the cream of wheat, thank you very much.
It was getting late, about 3:30, and things had thinned out considerably in the club.
Nonetheless, for some bizarre reason that only chicas understand, Irma felt it was her personal responsibility to hook me up with someone for the night.
No thanks, I said. No one can ever pick a decent chica for me.
Shit, half the time I can't even pick a decent chica for myself.
She wouldn't quit. She was on a mission. So I gave her an impossible one. Here was the criteria I told her she would have to meet:
1. The face of an angel.
2. With eyes that glow like luces.
3. Muy flaquita.
4. Culito pequeno.
5. Tetas grandes.
6. Muy amable.
7. Muy intelligente, so we can have interesting conversations, and.
8. And you might as well make sure she's rich, too. A chica rica. Why not?
That would make Irma's task all the more impossible. I was going to sit back and enjoy watching her tilt at windmills.
But Irma didn't hesitate. She pointed to a girl in the back who I could barely see, but who didn't look too bad.
Okay, I'll humor you, I thought. I'll at least talk to her.
Well, the chica flunked on points 5. And 7. But she was young and delicious and totally fucking cute!
I bought Gisel (sp?) a Sprite, and we tried to carry on a conversation. She was pretty reserved, so our talk didn't get too far along.
All I learned is that she is 22 years old and has been working at Newport for four years. Wow, that isn't exactly what one wants to hear, now is it?
But did I mention how really cute she was?
So I decide to cut a deal, and of course Gisel asks me for 600. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
I let her know I am not a stupid gringo, and then she agreed to accept the going rate. But she told me it would only be for an hour.
Red flag.
I didn't like the sounds of that. So I told her that it has to be until I am satisfied, or not at all. I happen to be a very old man and I cannot be rushed.
I told her that if a chica ever asks if I've cum yet, or tells me to hurry up and cum, that blows the whole deal for me.
Everything stops immediately, she'll be out the door, and she totally blows her paycheck. Understood, Gisel? Can you agree that won't happen?
No problem, she tells me. If it takes and hour and 15 minutes, or an hour and 20, she's okay with it. And she is absolutely adorable!
By now I realize I'm thinking with my little head. I decided that I better call a conference with my wingman as a sounding board.
Yoosin points out that she did meet my price, and she did agree to be flexible with the time. How many more compromises do I want?
Well, okay, the man makes plenty of sense. But I really would rather not have to compromise over this crap in the first place.
Then Gisel sits on her hands in the taxi, all the way to the apartment.
Another red flag.
As we step off the elevator, Gisel mentions it is only going to be for an hour.
Okay, that's enough. You don't seem like you really want to be here. Just go back to the club and see if you can interest one of the four guys left, none of whom has looked at you twice all night. Te vas.
Tranquilo, tranquilo, she tells me. Not a problem. She didn't mean it that way at all. She doesn't want to go back to the club.
By now I've seen enough red flags to feel pretty uncomfortable about this upcoming session. But she has great dimples, a tiny waist, and is really fucking cute.
So I let her into my apartment.
Gisell finds it easy to get into the photo session, as she also thinks she looks pretty special. That part of the session starts fine.
She is proud to tell me that soon she is going to get a boob job. The biggest ones she can possibly find.
That kind of seemed like another red flag to me.
Also, Gisel is the first chica who didn't accept my offer of a drink. It made me wonder just how long she was planning to stay.
It was when we headed back to the bedroom that the shit hits the fan. She wanted to be paid up front.
I never pay first, I tell her. Only chicas who are bad at sex ask for money up front. The others have confidence they will earn every penny.
This is your way of telling me the sex is going to be no good.
Okay, tranquilo, okay, she tells me. But at least show it to me.
Geezus, how many red flags do I have to see? One more, I guess.
Well, when I showed her the money she told me it wasn't what we agreed to. She says we agreed to 600.
Just get the fuck out. That's the last straw. Just get out now.
As I am gathering up her purse and jacket and walking to the door, she makes what she thinks is a sly counter over: "Okay, your price is fine, for media hora."
Do many guys fall for that?
Not me anyway. Get out, get out now.
She wanted 20 for taxi.
If I wasn't pissed at her I would have had to laugh, since I had just paid the taxi and it was only 12.
Instead, I told her that I don't pay anything to liars. I told her she was lucky I didn't ask for her to pay me back for the Sprite, since she had lied to me and wasted my time. If you are a smart chica, you will get outta here right now.
So she did.
The moral of the story: Don't ever let anyone else pick a chica for you. It never works out.
Especially if the one doing the picking is another chica.
But damn, as Gisel walked down the hall, I couldn't help but notice that her little butt sure looked cute in those jeans! It's to die for.
Ummmmm, would I repeat? What do you say we put that up to a vote.
DB
[QUOTE=Schmoj]Dodger,
No offense intended, but why did you even spend ten minutes with this chica? She has a nice butt, but there are literally hundreds of thousands of nice butts in Buenos Aires.
Over priced and high maintenance are two concepts that mongers should never have to deal with in Argentina. Read the forums and learn the lessons from other mongers victories and losses.
You should be having the time of your life here!
-Schmo[/QUOTE]Hell yes I'm offended.
And since I did not mention a price, you have to admit that you have no idea what I paid, do you?
Do you often talk about things of which you know nothing?
I busted my ass putting up four reports tonight. I tried to make them interesting and informative, with a richness of details, and I made sure they were all chock full of photos.
I was willing to put it all out there, the good and the bad, making fun of my own foibles.
I explained my reasons, and could care less whether you agree with them or not.
I didn't ask for your approval, and I sure don't need any lessons from the likes of you. Who are you to patronize me?
I found three reports you put up tonight and all you can do is criticize. Besides the one above, here are the other two:[QUOTE=Schmoj]And how much does it cost in bond, attorney's fees, and fines when you get arrested for being a John is Miami? Are they still posting names and photos in the papers in the US?
Plus, those hags are fugly.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Schmoj]Against the wisdom of recent posts about this place, I decided to give it a try.
Gave them a call around 9:30. No problem, though even though I got the name of the girl I wanted to see wrong, they said she was there. Strike one.
But, I had been wanting to try to bang the illustrious Heidi, so I decided to give it a try anyway. Showed up on time as always and the door chick said to wait a few minutes because the chica had gone to the quisco. Ok. Strike two.
So, I took a walk around the various blocks (it was a beautiful night, anyway) and came back. Can you wait a few minutes. Strike three. Avoid. There are too many kilombos around to put up with this crap.[/QUOTE]It is the critical reports exactly like yours that are the reason why there are so few useful reports on the board any more.
When someone is willing to take the time and make the effort to post a report, they don't deserve this kind of treatment.
Has it ever occurred to you that absolutely no one cares who you think is "fugly?"
When everyone can see the photos for themselves and make their own judgement, your opinion on the matter is meaningless. It means nothing to anyone. Nada. Zilch.
It only serves to antagonize the person who posted the photos. So if you want to eliminate all photo reports, just keep it up, buddy.
Have you ever thought that it might be best to keep your criticisms to yourself?
Well, start thinking about it. Seriously.
Because nobody likes being talked down to.
If you really believe that others here are more interested in learning your exalted opinions than in reading the reports and looking at the photos that Miami Bob and I put up tonight, it won't be long before there is nothing left for you to criticize.
In fact, there already is a virtual dearth of useful session reports here.
I would hazard a guess that every time someone posts a criticism of others like you enjoy doing so much, it probably drives at least ten future session reports off the boards. No none wants to put up with that crap.
Reports like yours ruin the fun for everyone else.
Do you have any idea how many of my friends tell me they quit posting because they are tired of getting bashed by others? I've hung in there until now, but that can change quickly.
Until Yoosin and I got to town, there were very few session reports at all. Certainly few with the kind of photos and discussion we've provided.
Here is a suggestion: when you feel the need to call someone's chica "fugly" or attack how they choose to monger, do it in a PM to your own friends.
Because whether you believe it or not, you are completely lacking in class or tact and your words are extremely offensive to people who are trying to provide something of value to the members of this board.
Information is power. When you drive out the useful in order to stroke your own needy ego, everyone else here suffers the side effects.
So if you want to take over Argentina Private, I can just go away now.
DB
Thank you Dodger!
[QUOTE=Dodger Bulldog]The odds of the "worst" happening (drugged, robbed, ass-raped) are really pretty remote. [/QUOTE]For Full Throttle, as with most men in his profession, being ass raped doesn't make the "worst happening" list. Athh a matter of fact, if he ith being thuthfull, itth only bad if the poor dear doing the athhraping ithint well endowded.
Hahahahaha.
Great posts Dodger, I may be mistaken but I think this is your first trip south and if it is, I gotta put you up for newby of the year.
Disclaimer, Full Throttle is an acquaintance of mine, calling him a pillow biting butt ranger is not an offense requiring pistols at dawn, but rather more along the line of ball breaking a buddy. Though it is amazing how many of his union brothers are in fact pillow biting butt rangers. Hahahahahahaha
Way to go Dodger, that is exactly how I feel sometimes.
There are certain red flags to look for. I have had this happen to me and.
Usually you can tell right in the taxi on the way to the apt.
I have had the taxi drive right back and drop her right back off where we.
Left off.
I understand they do not know us and are a little nervous, but hell.
Try to enjoy the job as much as possible and have some sort of working.
Ethics.
Many of these dumb wores have no idea what it is to have repeat business.
Good job dodger, there are toooo many women to not have what you agree upon.
[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]For Full Throttle, as with most men in his profession, being ass raped doesn't make the "worst happening" list. Athh a matter of fact, if he ith being thuthfull, itth only bad if the poor dear doing the athhraping ithint well endowded.
Hahahahaha.
Great posts Dodger, I may be mistaken but I think this is your first trip south and if it is, I gotta put you up for newby of the year.
Disclaimer, Full Throttle is an acquaintance of mine, calling him a pillow biting butt ranger is not an offense requiring pistols at dawn, but rather more along the line of ball breaking a buddy. Though it is amazing how many of his union brothers are in fact pillow biting butt rangers. Hahahahahahaha[/QUOTE]I second the motion for " newbie of the year".
I agree Dodger, there are alot of ball busters just trying to put down those who have errored and then ask them to stay in Recoleta etc.
They do cut down on posts as I have limited certain stories for these same reasons. Not interesed in the "keyboard warrior thing" I prefer mano y mano.
Thanks for the kind words guys. I'm glad you enjoyed the reports.
But I don't qualify for "Newbie of the Year."
I was first here in 2004, back when the dollar was a dollar and the peso was a peso.
I have already reached "stage five" in the life-cycle of a monger.
That means that I am fully accredited to complain about the increased prices, the lower quality of the chicas, the piss poor service, and how the newbies are fucking everything up for the rest of us.:)
For so many guys, after a while it seems like this hobby becomes just another burden in their lives. It as if they are in search of a simulated ball-and-chain to replace the one they divorced back home.
As for me, I still try to enjoy the chicas.
I find myself fascinated by the bodies, their minds, and, more and more, with trying to decode and accept the rationale for the incoherent business practices that so many of them exhibit.
That is quite the Sisyphean task if ever there was one.
Chicas, chicas, chicas.
DB
Great posts - Thank You.
I also 2nd that ball busting shit! I had some reservations myself re additional posting with photos. Only with your advice did I complete reserved postings for the imformative good of the board.
I'm not sure if 'Newbie of the Year' is the correct title but I can attest that the time and effort you put into helping me and several others I am aware of should be commended. Possibly 'Guia de Sexo del el ano' for all the help you provide on and off the board.
Now for the apology. I am deeply sorry for not being all the wingman I could in your time of need. I allowed Irma's playing with my nut to get in the way and take my full attention away from the important subject at hand. Now with my eyes open and that good ole 20/20 hind site. Gisel need to be ***** slapped and carried back to her bar stool to sit out the rest of the night in drunken solitud. Lo siento mucho!
Yoosin
I, for one, appreciate the effort that you made to share information at more than a superficial level. I am going to be looking for some of your suggested chicas in three weeks. I also appreciate Newport--I have had some of my best and worst experiences there. Radar signals are a must in this outpost in chicaland.
A week before my last trip, I pinged DB (with whom I had no prior contact) with a Newport-related request for info. He responded in fine fashion including an invite out for dinner and drinks. Couldn't do the dinner part but met DB and Yooshin at Newport (as previously mentioned)
Whether it was DB's charm, karma or my good luck, the right girl presented herself fairly quickly. 3.5-second negotiation. 4+ hrs of fun (spread over two nights)
Jackson enables contributers like DB, Yooshin, Exon, Dickhead et al to make all of our efforts easier and more productive. Imagine what it was like before AP made this possible.
Sadly, I missed the chance to meet Jackson later in the week, due to my untimely departure. My comment to DB was that Jackson should never have to pay for a drink so long as he lives.
Well I must say last night at Newport was the last for me on this trip and I went out with a bang. * I left with a little blond who had a good story and turned out to be the best of the trip. I do not like to repeat, but as I write this I'm waiting for her to come over again. My only repeat. Who cares if the story is true or not. She said the day before she took a 23 hr collectivo trip to get here from Paraguay. Second night at the place but she is not new to the scene. She was a dancer at Madahos last year, she quit and had a baby then tried to go back but was told her butt was too big. I thought it was fine and firm. If this butt is a reject, I'd love to see the other. Small tits and a flat belly. She has a cousin who works at La Lopez but thinks the biz is not to hot there. Fun, cool and good provider. She went out of the way to say she would do anything I wanted. She did do just that. I asked if she does this, this, and this. She said no problem. 23 and very nice body. Stayed 21/2 hrs for 300ar. Started at 600.