I will begin at Jazz to celebrate DH's #100 and then the adventures begin.
MM
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I will begin at Jazz to celebrate DH's #100 and then the adventures begin.
MM
That was 4 days ago? How about it sport? You got me drooling out of both sides of my mouth.
Can't get it up?
starfe
[QUOTE=Starfe]That was 4 days ago? How about it sport? You got me drooling out of both sides of my mouth.
Can't get it up?
starfe[/QUOTE]
I believe the important word here is 100th ·Different· chica in BA. Repeats don´t count. Also, think ´Heinz´ ketchup commercials. Anticipation....
Yes, this will be the 100th [b]different[/b] chica in [b]Buenos Aires [i]province[/i][/b]. So it does count the two I banged outside the city limits (I've banged a few others outside the city limits but I also banged those same ones within the city limits), but it doesn't count the ones I did in Santa Fe province or in Córdoba province.
Now, how good is the count? I did start keeping a journal after I moved here in 2004, but the ones I did while living here in 2003 and on vacations are a bit of an estimate. But I think I could only have overlooked one or two at the most, since I was posting them all here on the forum with the exception of one or two of whom I was particularly ashamed, such as Karen a/k/a "Borracha." Thus if anything the 100 is misunderestimated, to quote Dubya.
Some statistics for those who may be interested:
Repeat rate is 40-45%
Argentinean provinces represented: 15 (of 23)
Other countries represented: Paraguay (many), Chile (3), Perú (2), Brazil, México, Poland, Trinidad and Tobago (1 each)
Price range: 15 pesos to 170 pesos, not including chica drinks
Number who achieved amigovia status: 1
Number who achieved favorita status: 3 1/2
Number for whom I bought gifts of any kind: 3
Number I took out to eat in restaurants: 6
Number with whom I did TLN: 9
Number I fucked in the ass: 2 plus one I tried and failed.
Number who took advantage of me monetarily in some way: 4
Highest number known to be shared with another monger: 18 (no, not MM!)
Number who said they would do X in bed and then would not: 0
Most pesos spent mongering in any one month: 2857 in Feb. 2005
Range of pesos per month: 2153 to 2857 (includes chica drinks and cab fare IF I would not have taken a cab home otherwise)
Most chicas fucked in one day: 4
Number of threesomes done: 6
And yes, I am writing a book about all this. Continued field research is slowing down production, however.
Hope to see some of you tonight.
El Toro Rojo
Jaimito Cartero,
Dude, are you reading your private messages while there?
The selection process was complex. In Jaz I immediately saw a tall, thin blond I wanted, and I am sure I knew her from somewhere else. She got scooped up. Then I saw another one I wanted but she got pulled aside by some local. Then my favorite chica from Jaz showed up and I have been trying to hook up with her for a few weeks. I really wanted her but I had to be strong and stick with the program. Finally the second chick came free and I bought her a drink and we chatted. Really good looking, an 8 for sure. She would not come down from 150. I would have paid it but when I asked if we could do it once, rest a bit, and do it again she said no, that was too much. Chau.
Then Ness and again I saw an ATF I would have screwed on any other night, but nobody else do-able. So then Catto's where I had to explain to a couple of amigas that I had to take a new chica tonight. (Rosie quit dyeing her hair and I think she looks cute au natural). It took a while to come up with an acceptable chica I had not already done, but I eventually did. Mariana is her "name." I said 125 and she said 150 and I said it was a lot of money and plus I had to shell out 30 p for her drink. She reminded me that the chica drinks there are "only" 25 (30 in Ness and Jaz) and I said great, then I can pay you 130. She said no and we dicked around for a while and I said there did not seem to be too many other guys in the place and we could be at my place in five minutes. So she acquiesced to 130 and went to change.
When she came back, she had on a red T-shirt that said "El Toro Rojo" on the front. I am not too smart sometimes and I said, jeez, what a coincidence; that is my nickname. Then she turned around and it had a bull on the back with my birthday underneath. In the middle of the bull's chest is "100." So FINALLY I realize my buddies had had the T-shirt made up and had given it to her. Fortunately she didn't ask about the 100. Then she went and changed again. My buddies were laughing their asses off and made me promise I would not buy the T-shirt from her like I wanted to do.
We left and I asked the doorman if he had any taxis that were fully automatic, which puzzled Mariana. He said "sí señor" and we hopped into one driven by my favorite taxista. We have done this before and it is funny as hell. He just starts driving and after a block or two Mariana says, "Aren't you going to tell him where to go?" I respond that nowadays many taxis are fully computerized and totally automatic. The taxista plays into this by assuming a robotic countenance and demeanor. Chica is totally puzzled. Also he had not turned the meter on. I told her that was all automatic also. He pulls up to my building and I hand him five pesos and he puts his arm up in robotic fashion. Funny as hell. You had to have been there, though.
Sex was good although not epic. A good kisser but went into a 69 position almost immediately which was fine but she did it to disguise the fact of sneaking the rubber on immediately. For me a good CBJ is better than a mediocre BBBJ so not a real issue except I wasn't too much into eating her pussy. Perfectly clean and everything but I don't like 69 so much cuz the good lord put the intake a little too close to the exhaust if you know what I mean. And I have a big nose. So a few minutes of that and it was time to go into drill mode. I had one of those hard ons that I knew would last as long as necessary so I took my time getting her off by riding me. Then I had my way with her from the back and then the front. Basic stuff; nothing real inventive.
Then she got half way dressed kinda fast and that is when the "100" on the T-shirt came up. I had several lies prepared such as it meant 100% pure toro, but instead I told her something fairly close to the truth. At first she thought I was saying I got laid 100 times in BA but when she realized I was saying 100 different chicas in one year (actually I've spent more like 14 months here, total), she was more impressed and seemed rather honored. She then went from "leave" mode into "chat" mode which can often be worse, but we ended up drinking maté and discussing differences between the Argentine and US systems of justice, with particular emphasis on the jury system. This discussion lasted a couple of hours, fueled by the maté. A fun gal and I am satisfied. No whining for cab fare. WIR? I doubt it cuz a severe tobacco addict and no BBBJ but I think I scored enough points maybe she will suck me dry next time and that would be good.
I want to thank my two friends for making this night possible, and I want to thank American women for making it necessary.
Richard Head, Monger Expatriate Emeritus
Somebody is anal retentive. Or an accountant. Or both. ;)
[QUOTE=Dickhead]Yes, this will be the 100th [b]different[/b] chica in [b]Buenos Aires [i]province[/i][/b]. So it does count the two I banged outside the city limits (I've banged a few others outside the city limits but I also banged those same ones within the city limits), but it doesn't count the ones I did in Santa Fe province or in Córdoba province.
Now, how good is the count? I did start keeping a journal after I moved here in 2004, but the ones I did while living here in 2003 and on vacations are a bit of an estimate. But I think I could only have overlooked one or two at the most, since I was posting them all here on the forum with the exception of one or two of whom I was particularly ashamed, such as Karen a/k/a "Borracha." Thus if anything the 100 is misunderestimated, to quote Dubya.
Some statistics for those who may be interested:
Repeat rate is 40-45%
Argentinean provinces represented: 15 (of 23)
Other countries represented: Paraguay (many), Chile (2), Perú (2), Brazil, México, Poland, Trinidad and Tobago (1 each)
Price range: 15 pesos to 170 pesos, not including chica drinks
Number who achieved amigovia status: 1
Number who achieved favorita status: 3 1/2
Number for whom I bought gifts of any kind: 3
Number I took out to eat in restaurants: 6
Number with whom I did TLN: 9
Number I fucked in the ass: 2 plus one I tried and failed.
Number who took advantage of me monetarily in some way: 4
Highest number known to be shared with another monger: 18 (no, not MM!)
Number who said they would do X in bed and then would not: 0
Most pesos spent mongering in any one month: 2857 in Feb. 2005
Range of pesos per month: 2153 to 2857 (includes chica drinks and cab fare IF I would not have taken a cab home otherwise)
Most chicas fucked in one day: 4
Number of threesomes done: 6
And yes, I am writing a book about all this. Continued field research is slowing down production, however.
Hope to see some of you tonight.
El Toro Rojo[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Macgoo]Jaimito Cartero,
Dude, are you reading your private messages while there?[/QUOTE]
Yes, I am. I got two different ones from you recommending a hotel, but since I had an apartment, I was set. Did I miss something?
Congrats on # 100 and buenos suerte para numero un mil. Hopefully, I can be there for #200.
Suerte,
Stowe
It was fun to meet Dickhead at last. In his normal candor, he informed me that I had insulted him with my chain smoking and Quilmes joke the other day. Ah, gotta love that Dickhead.
I was late coming in. I had gone out with Mo to Campo Bravo for a nice steak. We went at primetime though, and had to wait 45 minutes for a table. I arrived at Jaz about 90 minutes after the start, and they had departed already.
I headed up to Cattos, and they weren't there either. Finally, at Ness I struck gold. Mickey Mouse and Stormy were there. I had an exploding bladder, and took care of that business first. Dickhead was there when I came back, and introductions were made.
MM had the normal 3 girls hanging off of him. He is a wonder to view in action. His boyish grin just shows how much in his element he is in BA.
We quickly head to Catto's, and the parade of beauties start. DH ended up taking one of the girls I had talked with the other night a bit. One other blonde latched onto me, but I wasn't interested. MM kept cozying up to Rosa Maria, but he kept going off to try and work on his ultimate conquest down at the end of the bar. I think that's a conquest in progress, so I'll let him post any info on it.
Rosa Maria asked for a drink, and I obliged. I think almost everyone in BA has probably done her already. She's a very petite lady, 28 yo. Small A cups, some stretch marks, but a bubbly personality, and fun to be with.
I've heard lots of good reports about her, so I figure, why not? I ask for the Dickhead price, and she says sure. 2 hours for 135 pesos. It's about 3am, so no other drinks.
The doorman asks for a tip and I give him a peso, and he gives it back to me. I guess it was beneath him. Off we go to Recoleta.
Rosa Maria is quite fun to be with. When we get to the departamento, I tell her it's a bit messy. No maid service until Wednesday. She takes charge, and changes the sheets and stuff.
I take lots of pictures, and she's very agreeable. She wants to look at each and every picture. We each take a shower, separately (No room for both, it's so small). I think she's at the end of her period, but says no problem. She inserts a sponge into the nether deep to stem the slight flow, I guess. I love to DATY, so I was a bit hesitant. However, it worked out fine.
We start out with some DFK, and mutual fondling. She then moves down and some a very nice slow BBBJ. After about 10 minutes, I stop her, and I tell her it's her turn.
She's got a nice shaved pussy, and spend about 20 minutes getting her worked up. She get fairly wet, but isn't a "gusher" type. Another 20 minutes and she's going over the edge. She wraps her legs around my head and about breaks my jaw. I think she's going over the edge, and I'm trying to finish her off. However, she's pushing so hard it hurts like a mother! I finally get her to the Roberto Duran moment. "No mas, no mas"!
I decide on a BBBJ finish, and she goes for about 15 minutes to the finish. She takes the whole mouthful, and even lets me take a picture before she spits the whole load out.
We talk some more, and it's very relaxed. I slip the money into her purse, and walk her down to the street and get her a taxi.
Attitude 8.5
Looks 6.5
Skill 8.0
I would repeat.
Actually Rosie does not shave her pussy. She is just virtually hairless. She does not need to shave her legs, ever, and if you investigate carefully as I have done numerous times, she has absolutely no hair on her arms.
How do I know this? Well, I one time asked her if she was "depilada" or "afeitada" and she said she was neither. I expressed some doubt about this and this led to a rather heated discussion, which led to rather heated sex. That in turn led to a situation where she was showing me her snatch on an almost daily basis, to show me that she was/is not shaving that little son of a *****. I give her a 6.0 and not a 6.5 for looks, and a 9.0 for attitude. But otherwise I agree with Jaimito. It's hard to go wrong with Rosie. She likes to drink which is fine by me, but keep in mind she is only 45 kg or 100 lbs so don't let her get too drunk. It's not a pretty sight. Keep her away from whiskey.
In case anyone cares, she said her mother has hardly any pussy hair either.
Dickinator, Great story about reaching your milestone. I especially like the "intake a little to close to the exhaust" reference. The T-shirt should be signed and hung in the raftors of Catto's.
Your story reminded me of a some monger memorabilia I wish I had.
5. A last remaining Peruvian Sole JWadd loned me so I could pay the airport tax and get out of Peru a few years back. I didn't budget my trip very well.
4. The digital camera I left in a taxi which had pics of a hot young busty chica named Lucy.
3. The sheets Captain Dave rolls with when he goes to the apartment houses.
I need these so as to avoid the used condom being found when a provider was prepping the bed for a session with me at an apartment house.
2. The cuckoo clock that caused so much heartache for a particular monger. I don't remember who wrote the post, but it was very entertaining.
1. The original Clarin ad with all the numbers circled of chicas we called to be apart of our little experiment.
Late,
Judd
[QUOTE=Judd]5. A last remaining Peruvian Sole JWadd loned me so I could pay the airport tax and get out of Peru a few years back. I didn't budget my trip very well.[/QUOTE]
I've got a single sole coin I can front you. You can pretend it's the one. (It could even BE the one)
It's always the ones that got away that hurt the most. I recall a beautiful little chica that I saw when Elvis and I went to a departemento aways out. My damn camera's battery died on me, and wouldn't take a single photo.
I always enjoy walking around any of the cities I go to. I've found many of the best places for eating and such just by walking around and checking out different places as I pass them.
On Sunday, I dropped by the mansion and talked with Jackson and Dave a bit. It's always entertaining to talk to these guys, and I always write down some recommendations (Chicas, places to eat, see, etc) that they give me.
Jackson was kind enough to walk me over to the train station afterwards. The ticket machines were down, so I just got on the train to Retiro. The other passengers who were waiting, weren't concerned, so wasn't either.
When I got to the end of the line, I saw everyone putting their tickets into the turnstiles. I saw one guard on the left side, and told him the machines weren't working. I was expecting to pay the fare, but he just let me through for free.
I walked from Retiro to the Patio Bullrich Mall. I hadn't been here before, so walked around a bit, and grabbed a little snack. I was thinking of seeing a movie here, but none were starting soon enough. I then walked to Village Recoleta Mall, and they had a few that were starting soon, so I went to see Cruzadas. Decent, but not as exciting as I expected from Ridley Scott.
As I come out of the theatre, I think that it must be pouring outside. Everyone is bunched under the awning, not allowing people to exit the mall easily.
I look outside and it's sprinkling lightly. I'm only a few blocks away from my apartment, so I head off. I'm a bit amazed at how people are so timid about the weather here. It's 60 degrees and they're wearing coats for 10 degrees below zero.
The touts around Madahos and Rouge are very aggressive. I love the offer. 30 pesos entry with one drink, or buy one drink, and the second is free, only 40 pesos. Hmmm. Well if 1 is 30, and 2 is 40, then that second one isn't quite free, is it?
I'm a Flores virgin, and want to head out there this week. Is there any particular night that is good? I prefer lots of girls, but not totally packed with guys.
And if some of you guys only stay in the Recoleta area, you will miss out on the deals. I'm up the street from Magic Hands massage, and found 1 peso an hour internet, and 20 centavos locuturio.
Jaimito, thanks for making me laugh, bros for life. It was more like 75us. Point being Jwadd is a great guy whose a testament to the cool people we have the opportunity to meet on this board. I was just bitching about something on another thread. I'm glad there's guys like you who don't take things too seriously. In the end, it's realy all good. We're banging hot chicas, and basically giving the finger to substandard puss in the U.S. or wherever one hails from.
Late,
Judd