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Exon Reporting: Dances/Chica's The answer to your question is no. Not wanting every Monger that reads this board to be doing Carolina in my absence Ive kept'd her face secert. She's gorgeous with long jet black hair about 5' 9' or 10" and big tits. Hopefully if Mickey Mouse has been doing his job correctly we will soon have some pictures of this gorgeous creature posted in compromising possitions, He,He,He ---- Exon
Ok Gents,
What would you like to know? She is tall & strong with long legs, Big Tits and a Nice Ass which I believe she would share. She has No Problem showing you what she likes, how she likes it and making sure she enjoys herself too. Excellent BBBJ (DickHead take note) and I would also hazard a guess and say that she would be very accepting of any adventurous ideas that are put forth. Her visit lasted a couple hrs and I gave her 150p and I am sorry guys, but I didn't have time for photos. BTW, I only did her because 1) I'm a **** and I couldn't say No & 2) I knew it would get Exon's gander up.
Now for the difference between Murky and a Gap. My Murky memory has been jogged a bit and it turns out that I was getting tongued by Rosa Maria at the bar in Cattos on friday night, but I snuck out with Rafaela (short Brazilian Blonde with big tits) when it was time for the main event. Now, the only similarities they have are height and hair color so I guess I was a bit Murky, but the fact that one is Flat Chested and the other is built like the Tetons ... well you get the picture. Rosa Maria gave me a rash of shit for this one so I had to fuck her today to make up for it. Like I said: "I'm a ****!"
OTH, I'm afraid we will miss each other since I am only here for 4 days and leave tuesday. I hope next time.
The Mouse is halfway through his cheese with only two days left and a to do list for a month.
The Mouse reporting
Exon Reporting: Rats Mouse, next time get pictures. Exon
MM
Ahh, Rafaela...brings back lot of sweet memories! I have over an hour of video recording with her in every position including a 10 min segment of pleasuring herself to completion. A real fun loving chica (as most of the Brazillians are). I am little confused with your post. She has a wonderful pair of breasts but not as big as you mentioned in your description. Did she get an implant? That will ruin everything for me. I was planning to see her again. See my posting of 12-25-03 in the Photo Gallery section for her picture. Is this the same girl?
Bandy
Capt Dave/Exon 123/One Tree Hill/Andres;
Thank you for valuable feedback on my first experiences in BA. Seems the "right" way is to agree service/price upfront in order to avoid misunderstandings later - will apply next time around.
Part of my problem is that I am really a sucker for GFE and the "technical"discussion upfront seems to ruin some of that. Having said that I am very sure a "technical"discussion in the middle of things will ruin everything, so better safe than sorry.
Being a sucker for GFE I am probably going to repeat with the girls I like and as such the first time will be more of an investment for later. That is also why I am so concerned about setting the right price the first time as you can never lower it on later runs (at least in Asia that is the case and believe BA to be no different).
I also had the opportunity to try out one of the internet girls named Beriana. She has been receiveing good reviews from some people on this board and I called her one afternoon to agree an appointment for that evening. My Spanish is still somewhat limited so she passed the phone over to one of her associates and after some back and forth we settled on $150ar for one hour. Did not specify what the service should include, but again from this board learnt that she gives good service so was not too worried about that. Agreed to meet in her apartment as I was curious to have a look.
At 8pm I was there and was led into a small apartment and there was only Berania there. Now I really liked what I saw and asked if we could make it a two hour session and what the extra for that would be. (I realize now that it probably would have been better taking that discussion after the first hour was up, but I like longer unrushed sessions so wanted to make sure upfront that that was possible). We agreed on $250ar for the two hours.
Now we had the only awkward moment as she asked for payment upfront, so I was searching my head - show her the money and put it back in your wallet, tell her that nobody prepays service sessions - well, I paid upfront!!
Let me tell you that it was all pleasure from then on. Berania is eager to please, a little shy (I like that), but once she relaxed she was really into it (again maybe she fooled me, and so what?). We had this unhurried two hour session, all kinds of positions (CBJ though and no DFK). After finished first round I practiced my Spanish until I was ready to go again, truly a GFE just the way I like it.
I am not goings to ask any questions about paying upfront as there is an unanimous agreement here to avoid that if possible. With Berania however, I sensed that she relaxed a lot after that part was over with, wonder somehow if there are mongers out there that shortchange these girls. (ok, maybe I am just trying to rationalize my action, probably I was so horny that I would have done anything at that moment, hmmm).
Being curious by nature I still have some questions and trust someone with intimate knowledge of the scene can explain the set-up:
The girls working out of places like Hook, Catto, Ness, what is the agreement between them and the owner of the establishment? How much of what the girls make go back to the bar? Can you see the same girl in Catto one day and in Hook the next?
In Madaho and Affaire I understand you have to purchase some lady drinks before you can take them out? Is that all the establishment makes (yes, I realize they make tons of money selling expensive drinks to the patrons as well), or do they get a cut from the girl?
Assume girls in Excedra and New Orleans are truly freelancers, or do they have to pay a fee to the cafe or some other pimp?
For now that's it from me, I do read the boards and have not found good answers to the above. If it is there already I apoligize, but please point me to the right mail/thread.
I'll be back!
[blue]Hi,
This is just a suggestion, so please don't take it the wrong way.
I appreciate the details in your report, but I know from experience that a lot of people find it easier to read a report if the paragraphs are separated by a single blank line.
I know how this happens: You're banging away at the keyboard, putting your thoughts into the report as fast as you can write them. However, if you could hit the return key TWICE at the end of each paragraph, your report would be much easier to read, which would certainly be appreciated by your fellow Forum Members.
Thanks,
[i]Jackson[/i][/blue]
Saturday I did not do anybody. I just accompanied the Mouse on his rounds and translated a very pissed off Rosa Maria's account of the previous night.
Sunday Mouse and I were lunching across from Orleans when OTH's Crazy Paula-Paulina showed up. She seemed glad to see me and I bought her lunch. Then she went into psycho mode and said she would not leave with me because there was a Norwegian in Orleans who was going to pay her more than I do. But then a tall Scandanavian looking gentleman could be seen getting into a cab with another denizen of Orleans and she began to cry. As I told Mouse, when they start to cry I just leave. So we headed across the street and the little psycho ran after us. She started some psycho story about not having a father and blah blah then said, OK let's go to your place.
Well when she gets there the crazy behavior continues, and the crying, and she says she going to leave. I say OK fine chau and then she starts taking her clothes off. I fucked her several times and then she fell asleep. When it came time to meet back up with Mouse she WOULD NOT LEAVE. Finally I asked Mouse to come over and give her one of his looks. She was still passed out - not drunk, just asleep - when he showed up. I pulled the covers back to expose her to Mouse in her naked glory and we finally got her to leave. As she was leaving, she told me she never wanted to see me again as long as she lived and she flipped me off. This psycho is to be avoided - Paulina Cruz, DOB 23-6-76, from Salta. A nut job. But if you cannot avoid her you might as well fuck her because she can really fuck.
Then in Catto's I decide to leave with a Lorena from Quilmes partido, 23 yo morocha. Seemed very nice in the bar. WORTHLESS when we got back to my place. Does NOT know how to suck dick and was jerking my shaft. No kissing. After maybe 15 minutes I say look you are not enjoying this so let's call it a night. After further discussion we decide to start all over with different music, different lighting, etc. Nope. No good. She is just trying to make me cum as fast as possible and she has no technique either fucking or sucking. Then I realize I have stuff dripping down my legs. She used enough lube to change the oil in a Peterbilt. I say, que es eso, why so much lube? She says oh no that is just saliva from my mouth. Bullshit. Why lie right to my face about something so unimportant? I say OK you are gone. She takes half a fucking hour in the shower before I can get her out. Money had not been discussed previously. I gave her 110 and she said no it is 150 and plus I live way out in Quilmes. I said your service was poor and 100 is my minimum and where you live is not my problem and BYE BYE. Also to be avoided.
Sundays just ain't working out for me. Oh well. Today is another day and Mouse's last night. So onward and inward.
Dickhead,
Thats damn funny about Paula from Salta. She is a nut. Actually she was pretty good with me. Although after sex she did lie there and stare at me and repeat my name mucho tiempos, kind of stalker like! I thought it was odd. But you are right. She can fuck very good and anything goes. So its a mixed bag with her. I cna honestly say it was a good session for me, but can totally see where she could go off like she did with you.
Hi,
I went to Suipacha apt. last month. There were 3 girls there, so I said "heck I'll take them all". Great experince. I was in my own porno. The 3 girls took turns suckin my dick and kissing me, and also one of the girls sucking my dick starts massage it in another girls pussy. Awsome. Screwed all 3 girls. Aprox. 2 hours in all. 300 pesos for everything including a couple of drinks.
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Paula
You mean this one?
Psycho-Rama, no doubt about it!
Stay tuned for reports on:
1. The Mansion
2. Dickhead in training
3. That Damn DickHead took my virginity!
4. My last 24 hrs in Heaven (hhmmm, I think it adds up to 5)
Once again the Mouse is under a Doctor's care in serious condition on his way to the Airport for an Airlift.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!
Seems like that would be an appropriate title for my post. Well, I just left BA this moring and I am already checking on expedia for a flight back in about 2 months. Well where do I start? I'll begin with a chronological order of events.
Day 1 (Sunday): I arrive Sunday morning in BA a couple days earlier than planned. Check into my hotel and there's just no way I can sleep despite a red eye flight. I guess Sunday is a bad day to arrive in BA for hobbyists. I printed out a wish list of pictures with phone numbers of internet girls that I wanted to hook up with. After a few calls without any luck I get a hold of an agency that runs a business out of an apartment on Paraguay at Suipacha. I schedule an hour with Helena from buenosairesmodels.com for 100 pesos and walk the 10 blocks from my hotel. Helena (Can't remember her real name) comes down to open the door. Most tenents must walk down to open the door for their visitors. I am surprised that Helena looks just like her photos however she's a lot smaller than I expected. She opens the door and greats me with a kiss. Nice touch. I see that she's about 5'02" and maybe 95 lbs. soaking wet. Talk about a spinner! I'm thinking I'm in for a great week. We go up to her apartment and talk for a little short bit. She's got blonde hair and blue eyes. Kind of a turn on when a girl like that speaks perfect Spanish. I'm fortunate that I speak pretty good Spanish which helps A LOT if you're down here. She starts talking her clothes off almost immediately. She nevers asks for money at this point. She does a great job of DFK, CBJ, and all the standard positions. I shoot my wad and off I go riding into the sunset on my horse.
Day 1 (Sunday night): I take the short cab ride from my hotel to Madaho's in Recoleta. Now I'm used to the Chicago Club and Adalita's, in Tijuana, Baja California, which have some pretty good looking women. After walking through Madaho's I'm convinced I may never return to TJ to further pursue any conquests in my chosen hobby/lifestyle. My jaw hit the floor when I saw the beauties in Madaho's. And this, I later found out was a slow night, a REALLY slow night. I hooked up with some girl who spoke pretty good English. I apologize but I can't remember her name at this juncture. I plan to post some photos later this week when I get home and full use of my scanner. The service was standard. I wouldn't say GFE as I don't remember BBBJ being on the menu. She's also a smoker which deducts points from my scorecard.
Day 2 (Monday): I call up Alexia from platynum.com.ar and I must say this was a GFE all the way. I gave her a 10. BBBJ, all the positions and all for 100 pesos. She was quite the trooper. We actually ended up hanging out quite a bit after this going to dinner and dancing. She's a super cool chick from Brazil. The Español really came in handy to make this happen.
Later in the day I call up Cari from escortsbaires.com. Now I REALLY wanted to see Cari, who's real name is Romina. She was the star of the show in my mind in my trip to BA so I really built this up. She didn't answer her phone on Sunday night as most girls didn't. Well, as luck would have it, her service was mediocre. I must say, she was a knockout on appearances. She's also a nice enough girl who let me snap a few photos with her. However, the service was CBJ, no DFK, and only minor pecks on the lips allowed. During the deed she kept her eyes closed the entire time. I made mention of this to her and even how I built her up in my mind before coming to see her (totally my fault I admit). She said it's just a fantasy and guys need to know this. I didn't argue with her and I later got my DFK as an audition for her to play the part of being my girlfriend for the day. I told her I wanted to rent her for a day. She was cool with it and agreed to show my around the city later in the week, which I never got to do. The DFK, albeit brief, was awesome. This is one of the girls you want to pack up in your suitcase and ring back home, she's that hot.
Day 3 (Tuesday): I move into an apartment down the street from Hook, Catto's and Ness, all within one block. I call up Conny from area-vip.com. I can't remember her real name either but she was a nice enough full blooded typical Argentine girl with the droopy eyebrows and the perfect Castillian Spanish. She wasn't as good looking as her pictures but she had a nice body and a cute face. I'm surprised she gets by on charging 250 pesos but what the hell, it's only money. We did the deed but little Art was tired from his previous days work and just didn't want to finish the job. I may have a talk with his boss about his work ethic. Conny did DFK but only offered a CBJ. She was very passionate though but also a smoker. At least she waited until we were through. Once the hour was up, she got on her horse and rode off into the sunset. I think it was at this point were my doorman saw me walk out my first girl. Remember, you usually have to let girls in and let them out of your building by phyically going to your lobby door. Not satisfied that this squirrel didn't get his nut I call up Ailen from platynum.com.ar. Another HOT looking chick who only looks better in person. Ailen is more than able to handle the workload and does a GFE. I rate her performence a 9. Nice enough girl who is friendly to talk to. I was surprised that this hotty only charged 100 pesos + 10 for the cab. I walk her out and the doorman opens the door for us.
Day 3 (Tuesday night): I go over the Jackson's place in Recoleta for the Tuesday night monger dinner. Jackson's a nice enough guy who will give you the straight up info on what to do and where to go. I liked Jackson, he's a funny guy and loves tang as much as I do. CO2 also showed up for the meeting and the three of us walked over to a restaurant in Recoleta for some great Argentine beef. Any of you guys thinking about renting his apartment I must admit it's in a great place. Within a short, I mean REALLY short, walk of lots of restaurants and Madaho's. It's also quite nice as you can see from the website. During dinner, another monger was walking by and stopped to join us. We eventually made it to Madaho's. Madaho's was absolutely packed with beauties on this night. My jaw hit the ground again. Jackson found his prey pretty quick and was gone for the night within 20 minutes. I was having a real problem at Madaho's. I just could not make up my mind because I wanted to take about 90% of the girls in there. This is a real problem for me because I can't make up my mind. It's more about 'Which one is worth shooting my wad for?' It's much easier to decide when there's only 3 or 4 hot chicks in a place because you only have to chose from so many. But when you have to chose from like 20 or 30 absolutely beautiful girls, it tends to get a little complicated. When all was said and done, the rest of us ended up leaving with nothing. For me personally there was TOO MUCH to choose from. I went back to my apartment. Before walking in the lobby, I decided to go check out Hook down the street. I ended up taking a 20 year old Paraguayan girl (Carolina) for 100 pesos. She was a sweet girl too but those dark lights in Hook were deceiving. I wasn't to impressed when I unwrapped the gift I bought for myself. After the session, she gave my her number and told me she wanted to hang out with me on Sunday. Again, this is probably where the Spanish came in handy. I told her I'd call her in a couple of days, which I never did. When done was done, I called it a night at about 6 am.
Day 4 (Wednesday): I meet up with CO2 and Sam Wise at The New Orleans Cafe for lunch at San Martin and Cordoba. CO2 and Jackson told me about this place and I couldn't believe it. Girls go into these places (midday) to hook up with guys. There are some great advantages to this besides the obvious of having ass for lunch. The windows are large and allow natural sunlight to illuminate the girls. What you see is definitely what you get. The girls tend not to be so aggresive. And you can have lunch before you order up that hot piece of ass. The girls dress real conservatively and you might not know what's going on unless you were forewarned like I was. CO2 ended up with a cute little Colombian which was a repeat for him. She was a little bit of a character. She tried hooking me up with her friend (Sylvia) who just didn't do it for me. I saw about 2 other girls that had blonde hair and light colored eyes but I didn't want to be rude and go talk to them after I just told Sylvia that I didn't have any money. I eventually left under the guise that I needed to go to my apartment to sleep. I walked over to Excedra which is basically larger version of the New Orleans and just down the street. Same thing, natural lighting and cute girls.
I saw a very pretty girl, sitting alone, who looked strikingly familiar. I played dumb and started talking to her. I pretended I didn't know what was going on asked her what she did for a living. You should have seen the look on her face. Well, after she told me and I acted surprised, I eventually told her I felt stupid for not knowing what was going on yet I was strangely tempted to 'try it out.' She told me it would be 150 pesos for the hour. We went back to my apartment (Which she says she never does) and had a great time. Come to find out she is Romina which Capt Dave has posted a picture of in the photo gallery on April 9th. She looked better in person than her photos. Romina was a really sweet girl who made some of the most exciting faces while I was trusting little Art into her. Either she was really into it or a great actress. I'm also going to give her a 9 and will say it was a GFE. Romina has this thing she does and does well where she squats up and down on little Art making little Art finish his job in about 15 to 20 minutes. I was so impressed I asked for her number so I could contract her services again later in the week. I wanted to see if she could get little Art to finish his job again after a long week of HARD work. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to call her again, nor did I see her in Excadra when I stopped by a couple times after. I walked her out of my apartment and now the doorman's looking at me with this smirk on his face.
Day 4 (Wednesday Night): I made a date with Alexia for the whole night. 600 pesos to go out, dinner dancing, the whole thing. I had a great time with her and I'm quite certain she lost interest in the money. I gave it to her anyways because I figured it was the gentlemanly thing to do. I also figured she probably needed it more than I needed it. She ended up spending the night and left in the morning.
Day 5 (Thursday): I wake up feeling a little hungry so I decide to skip breakfast and call Alanise from platynum.com.ar. I take the 30 minute cab ride to her apartment in Belgrano. Alanise, who's real name is Milva, did not look as good as her photos. The apartment was not that nice either when I found large bugs crawling around in the bedroom. She walked out with the money I gav her and ended up having to stab one of the bugs with a spear. Just as I cleaned up the mess, Alanise walked back into the room. Nothing too special about her either. No BBBJ, she tried kissing me but it wasn't working for me because she's a heavy smoker. She did get the job done however. Alanise speaks very god English and enjoys meeting Americans so she can practice her English. After the session, she invited me to have dinner with her that night. I actually made an all night date with Alexia so I lied and said I was having dinner with friends. I told her I was free Friday night and asked if she wanted to do it then. She said yes and gave me her home phone number.
Now according to my photos, I think I had another chick later in the day but I can't remember who she was or even the whole session even happening but there's a picture of me and a girl together who I just cannot remember.
Thursday night I went on my date with Alexia for the whole night. 600 pesos to go out, dinner, dancing at a club, walking through Recoleta, the whole thing. By the way, dinner with a bottle of wine for the both of us was less thatn $23 USD. I had a great time with her and I'm quite certain she lost interest in the money, which I had yet to pay her. I gave it to her anyways because I figured it was the gentlemanly thing to do. I also figured she probably needed it more than I needed it. She ended up spending the whole night.
Day 6 (Friday): Woke up in the early afternoon with Alexia in the bed next to me. I must say it was a hell of a site when she got up from my bed naked to go use the restroom. Seeing that cute little bare ass walking away from you is enough to make the Pope turn to the dark side of the force. She's also got the nicest set of fake tits I have ever seem. The view from the top of those mamories is just incredible. I will compare the view to the being as good as the view when I was standing on the top of Mt. Everest in 1998.
Alexia and I went back to Recoleta where we had lunch and walked through the cemetary. Due to a prior meeting with CO2 and Will Fore, who was arriving that day, I had to leave for the day.
Later that evening, I got together with Alanise and had dinner with her in Puerto Madero. I think dinner for the two of us was about $40 USD at one of the nicer restaurants in BA on the waterfront of the Rio Plata. After dinner we went dancing at Pacha till about 5:30am. After that we called it a night with no further action, which was still cool in my book.
Day 7 (Saturday): I figure I can't leave BA without trying some doublemint gum action. I call a number from the web which had two girls offered at once. I get quoted 170 pesos for the hour for two chicas. Turns out to be the Suipacha 921 apartment. I had mixed experience here. I paid my 170 and am allowed to pick from a line up of about three chicas. I pick my two and they later tell me she is not available so they give me another one. Who cares at this point right? Both chicas, Rosario and Khatya come in. Rosario is a 22 year old brunnette who was very sweet. Khatya was a fake blonde with short, neck length hair. Khatya was a little more excited about everything and seemed like she's been in the biz for a while. Khatya tells me to get comfortable with Rosario and says she'll be "right back." I don't take shit off and I just tell Rosario that we'll wait for Khatya. I had a feeling that I was going to get dooped into getting started with Rosario while Khatya never returned. After 10 minutes I tell Rosario that this is taking too long. She goes to see what the problem is and returns with "She's coming right now." Another 10 minutes goes by and nothering. I send Rosario back out again. She returns with "She went downstairs and will be back right now." I tell her that this is very bad business "Mal negocio." She agrees. FINALLY after being in this bedroom for 25 minutes, Khatya returns and is buck naked. She comes in totally ready to rock and roll. Things finally started to pick up here. Khatya does the BBBJ while I'm fingering them both. I have Rosario get on little Art while Khatya is touching me all over. Just as little Art's about to finish, I tell Khatya it's her turn now. They change out the condom and Khatya just pounded the shit out of me. Little Art finishes within minutes.
The session is so god, I offer another 100 pesos (Less than $34 USD) to go again. After a few minutes, we do the same thing again only I did Khatya first and finished with Rosario. All in all a great experience minus the BS I had to put up with in the beginning. I've been in this hobby long enough to know when to stick to your guns and not to fall for the scams. So if you go to the Suipacha apartment for two girls, stick to your guns and don't take your clothes off until both girls are in the room ready for action.
Day 7 (Saturday night): I call up Liz from Platynum.com.ar and schedule an hour. Liz was als a sweetheart and we ended up going to dinner after. I'm not going to give anymore details about my time with Liz or even her real name out of respect for her. But I will say that we spent just about the rest of our time together until I left Monday morning. She spent the night with me Saturday and Sunday. She's really tall, almost 6'. I think she may be leaving the business.
All in all, I had one of the best times of my life down in BA and plan to go back soon. I took some great photos and I will truly miss all the chicas. If you're thinking about going and can't make up your mind, GO! Go south young man. I will try and post photos next week.
Art Vandalay
Yes, that is she. WEIIIIIIIIRD girl. But last night I did short Sandra from Salta from Hook and she gets my vote as the horniest woman in Buenos Aires. Very nice gal also. Also I did Laura from Maipú 429 again. She gets pretty worked up as well.
Now that the Mouse is gone, maybe I can get some fucking sleep.
Well gentleman, as my first report, I feel somewhat saddened to unfortunately agree with the psycho reports of Paula de Exidra. I have had her twice. The first time was all night for 100 pesos, included everything I possibly wanted and was a great, very horny GFE. ( This was about 9 months ago). She is always at Exidra, virtually every night, and when I went there a few months later there she was again, and I said to myself "Self, what the heck, all night, 33 dollars, with a spinner, just 2 kilos overweight, a little soft, craves anal and sucks chrome off of bumpers. Why not!". So we left Exedra and had the usual dick ripping off sex she is good for, with 5 releases before noon and lunch in the room. Well, guys this is where paradise ended. I gave her 150 pesos for a job well done and inflation, and she went freaking nuts! Now, I am just shy of fluent in spanish mind you, but the swear words and psycho shit that came out of her mouth astounded me! And, that was just the stuff I heard!
More to report later.
Yes, Capt Dave, that is the Paula Dickhead is talking about! I just re-read Dickhead's 6-28 report, and looked at Capt Dave's pic, and, I do remember paula speaking of a sugardaddy in New orleans that is going to rescue her. She even gave me his number and said to please call him and say she loves him. Yea right.
Also Gentlemen, if what I, and others have said is not enough to caution you away from psycho Paula, she offered, but I declined completo, and I mean completo UNCOVERED! As in BBBJ, BBFS and BB Greek! I had to push her away to get the condom on! And, I think she was trying to rip it off with her pussy. Wow, there is a whole thesis to be written there in someone's post graduate work in psychology.
Any way, on a more social note, it has been a long 8 months since the awsome Thanksgiving dinner in Baires. It was the most entertaining dinner I can remember. I, believe it or not, have been trying since then to get myself to be able to post, and have had such a hard time. Even though I know very personal friends of roxana, it has been a long haul. But now I am here! For those at the dinner, I was sitting to the right of Andres and across from Saint. To actually meet and listen to the eloquent Jackson and Roxana was a rare and delicious treat. I introduced myself as the future Mauricio, but was unable under that name. Maybe some day I can go to a future dinner and just say "I am Latina Addict" and get a standing ovation. Just like Exon did when he introduced himself. We all need our goals. Also, Dickhead, you are my heroe, I and many others wait every day for you teachings.
I am an apartment addict and always in the search for the basement bargain GFE with a tight 19 YO. Very much like the famous Andres. I have had about 90% luck with outstanding GFE's at apartments with ALL hardbodies, and ALL young, and have never paid over 80 the hour. Normally 40-50 the hour is the norm for me. I also average about 120 for the TLN with many of these sweethearts. There is quite a bit of culling to be done upon entry, but well worth the effort. A firm grasp of spanish, a phone to call hundreds of Clarin ads and patience is all a must. I have a few favorites I will impart when I can get my hidden list back in a few days. PM me if you want more specifics.
This is long enough, and I just wanted to break in and get the info out about Paula and start sharing some of the wealth I have accumulated in the 12 years going to Baires.
Stay safe, never pay up front in your own room, and get the word out about Santa Fe 1707 and that crazy Paula!
Latina Addict
The Mouse finally crawled back in his hole and I figured I would get some sleep today but then my dick got hard so I went to Suipacha 921 and enjoyed Katarina, blond (fake), 25 years old, from Santiago del Estero, which has produced such other noted hookers as my MarÃ*a and her sister.
Katarina is very active, likes reverse cowgirl, shoves your fingers up her ass, kisses well, gave BBBJ. Recommended. I think I said the madam here is Abril but I was confused. Her name is Carolina.
Then I saw MarÃ*a's sister Andrea doing the stroll so I got her cell number for future CIM.
Respectful:
- There are ways to make the girl understand how much are you willing to pay without making it a cold business transaction. For instance, like telling a story (fake or not) of how much you paid to another girl in a recent trip to BA and how good it was that you repeated.
- I guess that, sparingly, you may find a girl from Cattos working the next day at Hooks and viceversa. However, chicas don't change clubs that offten.
- I guess that clubs make money mainly from entrance fees and drinks. ar$80 for a drink provide a good revenue considering the costs. I guess also that they may organize parties or special events for executives and subcontract some of the services to the girls.
- Girls at Exedra don't have to share. Exedra, although not very expensive, it is actually expensive ompared to other cafes, so they make money anyway (for instance, I paid ar$7 for a coffee and an English bread sandwich at Exedra, while two days before I paid ar$3.50 for the same food just 5 blocks from there).
Hope this helps,
Andres
DH,
wow that Sandra from Hook..... I know what you mean....She is "F"ing awsome!
Hey, Guys;
I want to let you know that I'm back in Buenos Aires, so you can call me at my cell. phone as usual.
Kisses, Roxana.
Cheap apartments
Some guys reported the following apartments meriting a visit:
1- Montevideo 581 1 h
2- Corrientes 753, 922 y 1125
3- Pellegrini 151 1A
4- Lavalle 1914 3
5- Sarmiento 1828 1A
6- Lavalle 1735
7- Talcahuano 308
I did once #1 and #7, and didn't like the available selection (but maybe they improved by now).
I saw some gorgeous pictures of Platynum girls related to Corrientes 753 (phone ending in 1330 or something similar). I may check the place.
#5 received very good reviews at the Bairesgirls forum. In my to-do list.
So... all yours, gentlemen. Do some research for the sake of WSG.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Is Cafe Orleans still charging that BS exit fee? If so, are you experienced mongers paying it, or are you guys getting around it?
I'll be reporting from the field this week.
Minimus,
The cafe charges the girls 30 pesos a day for sitting there and conducting business. It is up to you whether or not you want to pay it for her. If you are just going for a quickie, and she will return, then no. If you are pulling her out of there for the rest of the day, then yes. She will ask, but it is your option.
Enjoy the life,
Moondog
Thanks Moondog.
Ok Gentlemen,
I made it back and have a few new ones to share:
Salome: A Great Option with a few stools and tables and it's open till "6am". The girls cover the full range in looks, but with no 9's or 10's when I was there. The girls cost 100p/hr, 20p/drink (1 drink min) and 22p for the room. Being a Dickhead in training, I opted for the 16p roundtrip taxi fare to my hotel and saved 6p for the hotel. I got lucky with Roxana who provided all that I asked and more and didn't care about the clock. Try this place, I think you may like it!
Hook: What is the matter with these people? They just don't learn! Besides being empty of Men and only 8-10 girls on a friday night, they got us in there by saying 2 for 1 drinks. BTW, they knew very well who we (DH & I) were. So we enter and order a couple beers and pay for 2. Ok, we each have to pay for one so both of us can get our second for free. NOT! WE go to order our second and are informed that we have to pay for the second and then we can get the 3rd free. Forget it! We are out of there! The bartender is still a Royal F**k'n B*tch, Liar and Thief!
Cattos: What can I say, One of my favorites. Reasonably priced, they don't hustle you, plenty of girls and a Bartender (Luca) who could work anywhere. Let me give you an example: we asked one night why they only have one beer and why they don't carry Brahma. Well, guess what? The next night we walked in, they had a second selection - Brahma! A mangement that thinks, I like that!
Nuevo Estilo: Holy Sh*t! What can I say, but another must visit when in BA. Cheap beers (DH approved), Great Entertainment (DH approved) and some Great Companionship (also DH approved). There is a story here which I will share in my next report.
By the way, I spent four days in town and never made it to Recoleta, not even once. Believe it or not.
Just more opinions by one Mouse
Hi fellas. I arrived to my favorite city in the world yesterday morning. It´s as beautiful as I remembered it. I haven´t been here since September. Damn I love this city. A few things. Prices have definitely crept up at the clubs. Also, prices have gone up for leasing apartments long term. I´d say prices are up a good 25% - 30% from a year and a half ago. Even commercial property leases are way up. We just signed a lease on a new office near Recoleta and prices are almost double. Ouch.
I put an offer on a beautiful 2 bedroom apartment a few short blocks from Jackson´s old apartment on Junin. I hope they accept it because I´m tired of looking at apartments. I looked at like 10 of them already.
On to the good stuff. My buddy, T.B.D. and I went to Madahos last night. At 11:30 PM there wasn´t much talent but by 12:30 AM it was jam packed. Some were really hot. T.B.D. hooked up with a hot Paraguayan chick. She stood firm at 300 pesos so all I could do was negotiate for more time for him. Something like 2 hours. He said she was one of the best sessions of his life so I was happy for him. She wouldn´t budge on the price which was surprising but she was one of the hotter girls in there before midnight. Prices are steep at 50 pesos for the girls. At least it´s only a one drink minimum to pull them out.
I wasn´t going to see anyone because I already went to 1707 Santa Fe and had a session earlier that night. The talent was not too good but there was a few decent girls. First time I sessioned there since my buddy was waiting downstairs. I didn´t want to pull a girl out of Madaho´s but I saw an old friend and she wouldn´t let me leave alone. I finally left with her and didn´t regret my decision. Another hot session.
I´m excited to live down here but I doubt if I´ll be hitting the clubs too much once I move down here. I´m here another week then heading to Chile with my novia.
We hooked up with a dude I met in Rio at a terma last year. He is a pretty mellow guy. He just called so we´re gonna go to dinner together then hit the clubs. This will be my last vacation for a while. I guess living here will sort of be like a vacation.
More later.
Andres,
I checked out Lavalle 1735 last March and it was a real dump with several cows. Prices were like 40 pesos but I wouldn't even do or touch some of those fat ones for free.
WW
Yo amigos. I´m really tired today. We went to a bunch of clubs last night and most of them sucked. We went to dinner in Puerto Madero at Puero Cristal which is always good. Then we hit a few downtown clubs. Ness, Hook´s, Cattos, Cuttysark. They all pretty much sucked. There might have been one or two cuties but some of them were scarey. We also hit Salome. There were two cute girls but I just wanted to show my buddy and the Rio guy the different clubs. Finally we went to Madaho´s by 12:30 AM. It was hopping. I was so dead I didn´t think I´d pull a girl out but of course some girl I was talking to was rubbing against me and I left with her. My buddy T.B.D. left with her amiga. Both were from Buenos Aires. We both had great sessions.
This morning I woke up and took my Spanish test to see which level I´d be in. The test was damn difficult so they will probably place me in some pre-intermediate course. Oh well. I´ll have time. I´m in the middle of trying to get a one year student visa so I´ll post how the process is and how it goes. So far, so good. I think with a one year student visa I´m told I can get a residency ID.
I might just rest today. I hope they accept my offer on the one year lease. Dick Head also PM´ed me so hopefully I can hook up and meet him before I leave to Chile.
The weather is brisk but not too cold in the low 50´s during the day. The exchange rate at the casa de cambios is 2.92.
Chau.
Woof Woof:
Thanks for your input. It will help me (and perhaps others) to avoid that particular place.
Andres.
Well I rested yesterday and today I was raring to go. I did the tried and true MM technique and pulled out my phone numbers to see which would give me wood. But I already had wood. So value came to the forefront. I like to do two things: get drunk and then get laid, and get laid and then get drunk. I was sober so opted for the latter and wanted to do the whole thing for less than 100 pesos.
I selected Maipù 429. I chose my girl and then they gave me the spiel about how prices had been raised to 100. I pretended to leave and they pretended to care and then my 80 pesos prevailed. Then I swear they gave me someone other than my selection and I pretended to care and she pretended to be offended. I said, "Are we done pretending now?" and she took me to a room and gave me a beer and we got naked and had GREAT sex. Brazilera, said her name was Karen but I don't think that is the name she gave in the line up. VERY highly recommended. 26, no kids, great ass, some tits, BBJ but CIM not on the menu, likes sex, made her cum with my finger but AFTER I did since tonight is all about me, friendly, tried for more after, almost got it. Since the name is bullshit I think the way to pick her out is the business suit she wears. I really liked this girl.
She said she knew no English but wanted to learn. I said you need to know three phrases and say them in this order: "What is your name?" "Blow job," and "Everything OK?" So if you run across a chick who can only say these things, that is she.
Then I bought 3 50 centavo chocolate bombones and went to Pelvi's. That caused me to be poured such large whiskies that I am drunk and for 0.75 bus plus 80.0 Maipu plus 1.5 bombon plus 12 for two whiskies plus 2 tip I have 0.75 left for bus, 1 peso to report to you, and 1.55 pesos for another quart of Brahma, plus 0.45 for ????
Bueno.
One word of caution and a differing opinion about Salome. Many say this place is a real treat and I beg to differ. Strictly due to priceing. I went there a year and a half ago, several times amd pulled several 8's out for a max of 150 pesos TLN. Very sweet girls. I have been there several times in the last 4 months and am very disappointed. Now mind you, I am tall, athletic, slim, and usually have no problem most nights with "normal girls", ergo I am not hideous looking and, I have a very firm grasp on Spanish, even with a little Porteno accent on occasion. So the following pricing, I believe is not due to my hideous looks.
Now, back to Salome. Recently there were F------ gorgeous, young hard "schoolgirls" ( dressed in Catholic school girl skirts) that are basically only there to take your money in the form of drinks during conversation. Very similar to the joint across the street. These 9's and 10's, basically are not on the program for any price, just tips and drink kickbacks. The normally dressed girls are the ones on the program. The program girls now are very expensive, IMHO.
Now, as one who is a frequent purchaser of 40 pesos/hour 8.5's-9.5's with total GFE, I may be biased and spoiled. As an example of my standards, Paula, the psycho b---- from Exedra, is barely a 6.5 on the Latina Addict scale of Latina pussy. But these 8's and 9's that are at Salome are very stubborn on their 150 pesos/hr pricing with TLN, much higher than I hear can be obtained at Hook's for example. (I have never even stepped foot in Hook's due to the extreme pricing policy and the c---- for a bartender from previous reports.)
I spoke with the manager at Solome and he basically said those are the prices and that, they feel the prices are reasonable for the chica quality, and, that the prices are set by the chicas.
I would like to personally apologize to Jackson for those of us that have run up the prices at Salome. A year ago or so, when Salome was exposed on this board, poor Jackson said he did not speak of Salome before because it was one of his favorite places, and did not want the place to be ruined. Well gentlemen, maybe it is not ruined by Gringo standards, but by Argentinian, nice, bargain, safe places to go, it has been corrupted. The value is gone forever.
I will never be back to Salome for the previously stated reasons, but if you are a Hook's, Ness, Catto's, etc. kind of guy, then Salome needs to be at the top of the list for you.
Andres, what is your take? We are of the same P4P standards, so it seems, and there are tons of better bargains out there for those daring to dig a little deeper.
Latina Addict
Damn it´s nice out today. Starfe, T.B.D. and I went to one of the restaurant´s Otto recommended in San Telmo. 1800. It was great. A simple neighborhood restaurant that had great eats. About one-half the price of Recolta places. Otto sure knows food. The price for dinner and a bottle of wine for 3 people was under $40 US. God bless Argentina.
After that we went to Madaho´s and Starfe picked up a blondie with a super body. T.B.D. picked up a girl with a model face. Jesus. This morning he was indicating she wasn´t too GFE with him though. It was kind of strange because while he was talking to her she was telling me she wanted to leave with me. Uncomfortable feeling for me. There weren´t too many dudes in there before 1:30 AM when we left. Many locals on any given night and Friday´s must be time to spend with their families. I was dead tired and left home alone and got a few hours sleep. I had to get up early to see an apartment.
I decided to tell one of the owners of a place to go f$%& herself. She kept raising the price on me after agreeing to a price. What a jacked up system here. Now I see why some of these people are in such a mess financially. I found a beautiful apartment this morning in Recoleta near my old apartment. I´m happy and will sign on Monday. Looking for apartments here longer term is a major pain in the ass now. Also, all the realtors want a 10% of the total annual fee or one month´s rent as their commission which is the same as before.
We are pretty content with Madaho´s. We might check out Black tonight. I haven´t been there in a while. I can´t wait to move here in August. I just found out Dickhead lives here full-time. This could be dangerous....or at least interesting...ha,ha.
Once I live here I will need to stop going to the higher end places and just look for normal girls or follow DH to some of his stomping ground places. I hope to hook up with him tomorrow.
Saint
Latina Addict:
I had my last experience in Salome 5 or 6 weeks ago (I think that I reported it), with a mature girl who previously worked at Nuevo Estilo.
She accepted ar$100. Since I had to wake up early next morning, I didn't ask her to stay beyond 3AM, but she may have been available for TLN for those ar$100. Of course, there were chemistry between us. and the girl knew me from nuevo Estilo.
Why do I say all that stuff? Because I want to point out that YMMV. Most girls will stick to ar$150, but others will negotiate.
In any case, Cocodrilo raised its entrance price to ar$30 (crazy value), so I can say that Salome isn't necessaily raising its prices because of foreign mongers but because of a general increase of the higher income bracket.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Re Salomé: Mouse got a nice girl out of there for 100 no problem.
Well, last night I was all set to achieve my goal of getting laid and drunk and home for 100 pesos. However I then went to Don GalÃ*ndez where I met a young Argentinean college student (male) who was studying history and wanted to discuss colonialism and imperialism and the differences between how they developed in the US and in Argentina. He also said he had heard a lot of American women are fat. Please let's not go there. We went for coffee and then I went home. So fine, I spent 108 pesos instead of 100.
But when I say "home," I mean I made it to my corner but then mysteriously went to The Shamrock instead, which was jam packed with gorgeous young Argentineans and several bitchy American girls. I had a couple of more beers to the tune of 10 more pesos and then I was horny again. Lacking sage counsel, I thought, "What would the Mouse do in this situation?" Well, I figured the Mouse would probably grab four or five girls from a club for TLN and I am not in a position to do this.
So I developed the Dicky Mouse idea to go to Suipacha 921 and have both my yegua Katarina and the fine brown Priscila at the same time. The madam, whom I also want to fuck but who is spurning me, said they were both available so I went there and had a great time. But 2 for the price of 2 is not really my style and for some odd reason Priscila would not kiss me after Katarina sat on my face (Katarina had no such compunctions). BTW the girls were very conscientious about changing condoms every time we switched off and in fact Priscila had to go get more. Towards the end of the session it became obvious that Katarina was doing more for me and Priscila got a little pouty. Therefore I selected Katarina to be the recipient of what little semen remained, which she indicated should probably go in her butt. I declined and finished doggy style which the Brazilian at Maipú referred to as "cuatro"; never heard that before. Then I told Carolina the madam how bad I wanted her and could I just kiss her on the lips and she said no fucking way after what you were just doing. Ha ha. 200 pesos lighter.
But unfortunately this apartment is directly across from Catto's and inexorably I was drawn there, like a moth to a flame. Trite, I know. Fabián indicated that my favorita would be there in half an hour or an hour, which I a) did not want to happen and b) did not believe. I had three BRAHMA beers, fending off Rosa MarÃ*a and numerous others who wanted El Toro Rojo, and then left about 2:30, shy another 32 pesos.
Unfortunately I have a poor sense of direction in addition to very poor judgement and I turned left at Paraguay instead of right and found myself somehow in the doorway of the shoe store on Florida talking to Andrea and Karen. They kept repeating some phrase I did not understand. My Spanish is very poor. What does "vamonos" mean? Anyway I took Andrea back to my apartment and let her suck my dick for about half an hour and then I banged her but it was all futile. She had said she had to leave after an hour and she did. So there went another 100 plus 5 for her taxi plus 4 for ours.
As Casey Stengel said, it's not drinking and chasing pussy that's ruining my ballplayers; it's staying out all night doing it.
The Pirate Returns to BA - Day One
Another long and half sleepless flight from the US and I am back in BA. I grabbed a Remis (47 Pesos) and I was off to my hotel. After I got checked in I took a shower and decided that I should grab a quick bite to eat before I "nap" for the afternoon. Off I go to Recoleta to grab lunch and a beer (I should add that I really had to convince myself to skip a nap immediately after checking in - yes I was that tired).
Ahh...to be back in BA and walking the streets of Recoleta. I see that they finished the construction on that hotel across from Black (the last time I was here it was a real mess). After eating an two beers the "urge for some action" hit me like a ton of bricks. Small problem - I left my notes/lists and the hotel. So I have to go off of memory (not good). I opt to go for my old reliable "1707". Yes, I heard that it went down hill since my last visit but I was in real need.
I arrived at 1707 (Santa Fe Apt 3) and Sylvia buzzes me in and tells me that she has 4 chicas. The 1707 Parade gets under way and I opt for Augustina. A tall, cute dark haired girl from Argentina. I settled for 45 mins with "no extras". The session was good - not great. CBJ, light kissing and 3 positions. But here is the funny thing. We do missionary and cowgirl (in that order) then I want to finish doggie. When she flips over I have to take a double take. This girls tail bone stuck out at least a quarter inch. It literally looked like she had a tiny tail. It was both funny and unsexy at the same time. My eyes locked in on it and stayed there - it was tough to finish. Has anyone else ever noticed this? wow. So I do the deed get dressed and I'm now on my way back to the hotel for my much needed nap. I have not decided where or what I will do tonight. But stay tuned - I assure you that there is more to come.
P.S. Grab some pesos at the "Enclosed" ATM at EZE. After you clear customs, take a right. It is down about 45 yards on the left. IMHO it is the best/easiest ATM to use during your trip.
Stay Safe
The Pirate
Pirate,
The woman I spent days with in B.A. also had a little bone thing sticking out when she was in certain positions. It didn't turn me off, but it was unprecedented. Hers didn't stick out 2 inches, only about 3/4 of an inch. It was right at the very top of the ass crack, kind of still in it. Is this what you mean? My woman is very thin, and fit. I don't know if that is a factor.
Just letting you know so you don't think you are crazy.
Hi all, I am going to be in Buenos Aires from Wednesday. It would be great to meet anyone from WSG (I have mongered on several continents but it will be my first time in BsAs).
Please PM me if you are in town.
Oh yeah, and I forgot to add that Crazy Paula rang my buzzer at 8 AM Saturday morning. I told her I did not want to talk to her and she said, please, please, I need to talk to you about something. I left the receiver off the hook for a few minutes and as soon as I hung it up again, she buzzed again, repeatedly. I said: "Vete inmediatemente o llamo la policÃ*a." (Thank you, everyone who PMed me to tell me what "vamonos" meant; that was a joke and my Spanish is pretty good). That means, "go away right now or I call the police." I then went back to bed with the receiver off the hook. Glad I have a secured building and surprised the little nut case remembered my address. She asked me for my address the last time we met and I transposed the street numbers and gave a non existent apt number.
Re tailbones: Rosa MarÃ*a from Catto´s has this. Stormy gave me a long explanation of what this was all about but I forgot what it was. It isn´t very sexy in my book either.
I posted a few posts on another board. I´ll cut and paste from the last 2 days activities.
Yo amigos. I´m really tired today. We went to a bunch of clubs last night and most of them sucked. We went to dinner in Puerto Madero at Puero Cristal which is always good. Then we hit a few downtown clubs. Ness, Hook´s, Cattos, Cuttysark. They all pretty much sucked. There might have been one or two cuties but some of them were scarey. We also hit Salome. There were two cute girls but I just wanted to show my buddy and the Rio guy the different clubs. Finally we went to Madaho´s by 12:30 AM. It was hopping. I was so dead I didn´t think I´d pull a girl out but of course some girl I was talking to was rubbing against me and I left with her. My buddy T.B.D. left with her amiga. Both were from Buenos Aires. We both had great sessions.
This morning I woke up and took my Spanish test to see which level I´d be in. The test was damn difficult so they will probably place me in some pre-intermediate course. Oh well. I´ll have time. I´m in the middle of trying to get a one year student visa so I´ll post how the process is and how it goes. So far, so good. I think with a one year student visa I´m told I can get a residency ID.
I might just rest today. I hope I the accept my offer on the one year lease. Dick Head also PM´ed me so hopefully I can hook up and meet him before I leave to Chile.
The weather is brisk but not too cold in the low 50´s during the day. The exchange rate at the casa de cambios is 2.92.
Chau.
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Don´t have a lot of time to post. The gang wanted to go back to the same restaurant as last night. Dickhead called and I invited him to dinner. We had a pretty good dinner just talking and laughing. DH was telling us about his adventures. He is a pretty funny guy. The great thing about this hobby is that not all of us have to be the same thing or go after the same girls or even pay the same prices. It´s about having fun and he certainly seems like he is having fun. Maybe too much fun?? Ha, ha. We had a nice dinner then he left us at Madaho´s as the Recoleta clubs aren´t really his scene.
Saturday nights are a LOT slower than the last few times I´ve been to BA. Madaho´s was DEAD last night. My buddy *** and Starfe pulled out two girls. I didn´t want to repeat and didn´t see anything good so I went to Black for the first time in a long time. Damn. It still has the hottest girls in BA bar none. No doubt about it. It´s 25 pesos to enter which includes your first drink. Chica drinks are from 40 to 80 pesos and you must buy one drink to pull them out. There were about 45 girls in there last night. Maybe 50. Several 8´s and a few 9´s. Many girls from Brazil and other countries. I had this spinner from Paraguay dancing in front of me and wouldn´t let me leave without her.
She asked for $300 US and then I laughed and told her I live here. I told her, ¨buenas suerte¨ and that I didn´t want to waste her time. She came back with 400 pesos. I told her 300 pesos is the maximum I could go. She quickly agreed. You MUST stand your ground here or you will be thought of as another stupid gringo. Even 300 pesos is expensive but this is the most expensive club in town so 300 pesos is probably not too bad of a deal.
She was great. Before leaving I saw this HOT Brazilian girl that I wanted to pull. My girl knew her so before she left I gave her my hotel business card with my room number. I hope she gives it to her. She was cool about it.
I know some of you think it´s insane to pay these kind of rates in South America but BA for the hottest girls really never was cheap in the high end clubs. Anyway, I had a great time. Like I said...once I live here my club days are really going to be numbered.
Today we´re going to take it easy. It´s beautiful out. My buddy, Starfe, has been seeing Area VIP girls but it has been super tough to get a hold of them. Yesterday he said that he was about ready to give up.
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Today the weather was beautiful out. Starfe and I walked around San Telmo and ate there. What a great area with terrific restaurants that are cheap. I highly recommend it. Just ask a taxi to take you to the 900 block of Defensa.
I´m just checking emails quickly before going out to eat with koofoo from the CH board. We´ve emailed a few times and he seems like a really cool guy. Since we are both going to be living down here it will be nice to make a new friend.
My buddy *** and I aren´t expecting much since it´s Sunday but we´re heading to Black after dinner. Hopefully there is some fun to be had. Damn I love this city.
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Another gorgeous day today. The weather is perfect and I don´t even need a jacket today. Last night we met up with Koofoo who is a really cool laid back younger dude. We went to a hip restaurant near his pad in Palermo. We got along great and had a lot of laughs. We went to Black after dinner and the talent wasn´t too good as expected for a Sunday. We hung out a while then I left to check out the scene at Madaho´s.
My buddy *** wanted to see if this blondie girl was at Madaho´s and she was so I called him and he came over with KooFoo. Madaho´s was dead too. We hung out a while and *** left with the blondie. I hung out with KF and then I was surprised later when my other friend Starfe stumbled in at 2:30 AM after he had sessioned with a girl.
I told him that we should go back to Black to try one last ditch effort. It was about 2:30 AM on a Sunday. There were still a lot of girls left. None were steller but worth taking. I helped him negotiate 250 pesos for 1.5 hours with a pretty girl with a great body that had a good attitude. Then I was surprised to see a girl that I picked up 2 years ago when she worked at Playwoman. 300 pesos for her and we shared a taxi back to our hotel.
Today I am signing the contract on my apartment so I feel good about that. We´ll just take it easy today and hit the clubs again tonight. Why mess with a good thing. More later.
Exon Reporting: Comments on DickHeads post below.
DickHeads problem with this so called nut case is not unique. Ive had this problem myself several times in the past with off the wall Chica's. It seams everyone say's she gives excellent service but thats where it ends. What we Mongers must remember is the "reason we pay them is so they'l leave". "Don't call us we"ll call you", the old casting line if you will.
In time thease girls become a real problem always calling at inconvenate times wanting to see you. Asking for a date, needing money for something, just becoming a real pain in the ass.
My former favorite Carolina was one of those. She soon discovered that "Exon" was a meal ticket and the more she could command my attention the more money she made. After all as some of you remember I was financing her"Department Store", plus two kid's and Exon is alway's generious with his women.
It got to the point that if I missed her for a day or so she'd be on the phone calling, "when will I see you" and force me to tell a little white lie. And I'd always end up makeing an appointment for for the next day because I didn't want to hurt her fealings. Taking valuable Mongering time and sperm from me.
I say this because the manufacturing of sperm takes time. Therefore you don't want to waste it. If Carolina was getting all my sperm then I didn't have any for Roberta, Fabiana, Maria Paula, Angela, Miriam and others. Not to mention the need for sperm when you go cruiseing the Clubs, Cafe's and other places looking for new talent and experiences.
Therefore this is the way I handle it. Just don't give your phone number out. Take her's but don't give out your's. That way she can't call you. We Mongers must remember thease girls do this for a living. So if she thinks she's got something going with you, your going to hear from her. Also this is a very lonely occupation for thease girls and women being women will always want to bond with a man.
The above works in apartments. If the Monger is in a Hotel well of course the rules are different. She has your Hotel name and room number and course your name because you've given it to her, Well don't. At this point you must change rooms or even Hotels to get rid the of the woman.
Mongering tips from Exon
OK Kids, Here's the last 24hrs:
It was 5pm on monday and another favorita came over for a 3 hr visit. After giving me a rash of sh*t for not calling her so she could meet me at the airport, we got down to business and she did all she could to remind me why she is "My #1 Favorita, Amogovia (whatever)". I love it when they get (or pretend to) jealous. If I didn't know any better, I would marry this girl!
Then it was time Meet DH for dinner and then lay waste to the city for my final night, at least that is what I thought before being completely drained earlier. My last meal was a return to Estilo Campo then off to Nuevo Estilo for some entertainment.
This night we arrived at NE at a more reasonable hour (11:20) when the girls were in abundance and no men were yet to be found. We order a couple beers, get a table and then DH is off to chat with Antonela & Pamela. I figure he's lining up his nightly entertainment when all of a sudden Pamela comes over to visit, then Antonela, then another blonde and then another. OK, What gives? I'm not sure what they were all saying, but suddenly I felt that "Twinge" of lust.
To my surprise, I invite Antonela and Pamela next door for a threesome and guess what, they agree. What, am I nuts? Who do I think I am? Off to next door we go and the door isn't even fully closed behind us when Pamela starts in with her kisses, fondling etc. Wow! Before I know it, Antonela is naked and takes over with her tongue down my throat and starts working her seductive ways, then during that Pamela sticks her head between us and starts in with a BJ. Somehow I'm standing there naked, I've got Antonela going high, Pamela going low, then before I know it, Pamela is on all fours on the bed and I'm doing her from behind while Antonela is still .... I think you all get the picture. This went on for an hour without stop. I tasted both, fucked both, was blown by both and .. and ...and!
I've had threesomes and I've had foursomes (3/1), but never anything like this. I don't know what DH said or did, but this was nuts. Their CBJ's were better than 90% of the BBBJ's I have ever had and their muscle control when I was fucking them, Yowser! I didn't even know I had a condom on till after I first did Pamela. When I went low on one of them, the other went high and when I went high, they went low. And when the bell rang after my hour and all was said and done, they both helped me & my wobbly knees back to NE and kissed me goodnight. I think they have done this before!
It's 1am and there is still 16 hrs left until I leave, next.
Stay tuned for more,
A Gloating Mouse
Antonela, Pamela, Agostina (short blond waitress), and Dèborah ("Rubia," tall blond waitress) did all of this to the Mouse solely out of love and respect for me. Or maybe some money changed hands. I forget. Next time I go to NEB I am going to bang Agostina. I told her I was a defrocked priest and she said she moonlights as a nun.
BTW I did not give Crazy Paula my phone number. She rang the doorbell.