Cafe Orleans

S: 300p for three hours is a great deal.

Nice report, thanks

I have not been in BA for a couple of years and have an afternoon to kill next week. Can anybody on the ground give me some current info on Cafe Orleans? Is it still the number one afternoon action venue? What kind of pricing can I expect?

Thanks for the info!

Veterano

Only thing that's changed its the price, personally I love the place.

Exon

[QUOTE=Seberus]Arrived in BA this morning and by 1 PM I could wait no longer. Passed by the Cafe Orleans.

Surprised to find young ladies waiting outside. Don't quite get it.[/QUOTE]OK, at first I thought you menat 1 AM, and I was going to say they aren't ladies! If they're standing outside in the day it's for a cigarette break.

I've been staying across the street for the past couple of months so I have become a regular. Here's a quick Orleans summary for the questions I see on the thread.

Morning action? There's usually a couple of girls in there as early as 10 AM.

There is more or less two shifts. Around 4pm -6pm some girls leave, some girls arrive. The place is open until after midnight.

You can get them for 250 an hour. 300 for 3, that's a good deal.

Since I live across the street I don't need to go to the Horizontal on Tres Sargentos, but the last time I was in there they had raised the prices. I think you are going to pay north of 60 pesos for a room.

What else? The majority of the girls are big, there's only a few spinners. Why that is, I have no idea. If you're in the mood for big tits, Orleans is the place.

They're also a little older, which isn't necessarily a drawback. A little north of 30, I'd say, with thinning blonde hair and a boob job is the Brazilian (light skinned) Lilliana: an RB reccommendation!

Suerte

Orleans, atsmosphere in early afternoon in April may 2009

Stumbled in here after walking around Florida avenue. I ate lunch at the diner across the street which was not bad, then strolled over and had a few beers. This must be a retirement home for washed up girls. Most of them were in there early 30s, overweight, or some had lets just say "issues". There were several american guys in there paying 200 bucks to these girls and paying their tab in dollars. I drank my beer, helped them negotiate a deal (250 for 1.5 hours) and they bought me another beer in appreciation. I won't be back.

[QUOTE=WestFLA]Stumbled in here after walking around Florida avenue. I ate lunch at the diner across the street which was not bad, then strolled over and had a few beers. This must be a retirement home for washed up girls. Most of them were in there early 30s, overweight, or some had lets just say "issues". There were several american guys in there paying 200 bucks to these girls and paying their tab in dollars. I drank my beer, helped them negotiate a deal (250 for 1.5 hours) and they bought me another beer in appreciation. I won't be back.[/QUOTE]That's funny WestFla!

I usually end up translating for guys when I stop by Orleans.

Every once in a while you can meet a sexy, cool chica in there, but like you say, mostly overpriced and washed up.

Take care amigo. Btw, my new home is SP Brasil with frequent visits to Colombia:)

[QUOTE=Ricker]That's funny WestFla!

I usually end up translating for guys when I stop by Orleans.

Every once in a while you can meet a sexy, cool chica in there, but like you say, mostly overpriced and washed up.

Take care amigo. Btw, my new home is SP Brasil with frequent visits to Colombia:)[/QUOTE]Thats awesome Ricker. I was just in CTG and Lima. It seems we havent crossed paths in several years, but I am sure we will soon.

[QUOTE=WestFLA]Stumbled in here after walking around Florida avenue. I ate lunch at the diner across the street which was not bad, then strolled over and had a few beers. This must be a retirement home for washed up girls. Most of them were in there early 30s, overweight, or some had lets just say "issues". There were several american guys in there paying 200 bucks to these girls and paying their tab in dollars. I drank my beer, helped them negotiate a deal (250 for 1.5 hours) and they bought me another beer in appreciation. I won't be back.[/QUOTE]Well. My friends Bulldog and Yoosin and I used to go there in the afternoon around 2 or 3. I agree that the atmosphere is not the best. BUT. It depends on the day and the time. If you chose to go late, like around 5 or 6. Well they are all ready to do other venues. But if you go earlier it is the best place to find cheap chicas for an afternoon delight. I was there translating myself for my foreing friends but I never heard anybody complaining. Like I said. It is not Madahos, but I found very interesting girls there for around 200 or 250 pesos, for more than just one hour. Bulldog introduce me to that place and he also love it. I will be ther in Octuber, and trust me I will be there shopping. Peace!

The best thing about this place is the home made potato chips. Never found much in there for my liking but definetly worth a stop.

Daniela is a little brown chica from Misiones but I remember her sweetness.

Someone can help me?

I walked by here for my first time last night. I saw some cafe with what appeared to be hookers in it. Winds up it was orleans. I peaked my head in for a second but quickly left.

I would say the girls look like a step up (but not much) from the low end privado girls. I certainly wouldn't pay $80 to $100 for any of them'plus coffee etc. The only attraction would be the variety in ethnicity. I saw a dominican a colombian etc. But why eat cerviche in buenos aires. Get it?

IMHO you are better off going to a higher end privado then buying yourself dinner afterwards.

I go there every time I'm in Bs As. Pull a girl about half the time. The best part is just starting the run for the night there. Girls are usually friendly, and will sit and chat. Lack of Spanish is not a problem, as long as you can get out the basic phrases (which is all I can do. Had a couple of firsts out of here a few years ago: a 3-some and my first anal. Good time.

[QUOTE=Sidney]We arrived at 1130pm. A full house! Two hot Dominicans and 3 hot blancos included. Also the ball washer and 15 more chicas. We didn't talk prices. But, the Cafe continues to increase their outrageous prices! For example a small chopp was 20 pesos![/QUOTE]They hit you with a night surcharge for the beers. I don't remember when it kicks in.