2004 Reports - Edited

OK, the counts at 3 and having been pinned for an hour by the "World's No 1 Tag Team", it was time to get my senses about me, have a quiet beer and think about limping home. Off to the triangle we go in search of something special for my partner. A beer at Catto's, then Hook and bingo for DH in his quest; yes, pussy does take precedent over logic in case you didn't know.

During this venture I run into an old friend (hook) who I haven't seen in my last two trips who is so happy to see me that she begins to give me her "puppy dog eyes" (hint) and seductive self in hopes of securing me for the night. I'm sorry, No Way, I'm done, but I love you anyway. DH heads home with his find and I return to Catto's to chat with some friends and enjoy the Brahma they just got in for us. You know it can be a lot of fun when you can just sit, talk and enjoy their company when the pressure of sex is off.

Now it's getting to 3am and I'm getting drunk and that "Twinge" is starting again. What? You've got to be kidding! So I go back to Hook to find my friend and she is on her way out. Sorry she says, I can't tonight, but I will call you in the am. So why am I insulted? Must be that ego thing.

Not being one to take no for an answer, I return to Catto's to snare a local who's company I had been previously enjoying. A couple more and off we go to my hotel for the night. I know I must be running on fumes, but who cares. Another Jackpot TLN who's oral massage was a first and a blessing since it's probably the only way I was getting off. Another round in the morning before she left and it was time for a quick lunch with DH before packing.

OK, the count is at 4, lunch is great and there is 3 hrs left till taxi time. Guess what? I get that "Loving Twinge" again. What is wrong with me? This not right! At my request, DH calls Puppy Dog Eyes and tells her I'd like her meet me at 2:30. A knock at 2:25 and off we go again: We're here, we're there, we're doing this, we're doing that and I'm beginning to understand what it means by not being able to finish. She won't have that! Knowing that time is running out, she positions us both for the ultimate finish, and what a finish it was. Thankyou Yessica, I guess that's what happens when someone knows you well. Now I know why I love this place!

The count's at 5, the Mouse is done and I have a grin that still hasn't gone away. Thankyou Cialus, definitely the best 24 hrs of my life. I guess we get lucky sometimes.

I lost my Virginity at Nuevo Estillo (couldn't think of a better way) and lost my virginty with a bus ride (DH even paid the 80 centavos). DH may be a Dickhead, but not a Cheap F*ck and definitely a great cook (according to Yessica & Stormy).

Thankyou BA for another momentus adventure and memories that will last forever. You can rest now because the Mouse is gone for at least .... a month maybe.

What are you going to do when I spend next winter (ours) there?

MM

Esmeralda 847 12th Floor Apt H (4314-0749)

The madam "Amanda" buzzed me in and we chatted about the services (she does not speak English). I was given my choice of 5 chicas. 50 per half hour, 100 per hour. I opted for 2 chicas (half hour -80 pesos total). I truly only wanted a massage but "extras" were offered - 30 pesos for BJ and 50 for FS. I declined. I chose Celeste and Gilda - both from Paraguay (both pictures can be found on the link below).

The massage was great. The chicas were very attentive and the atmosphere was superb (massage table, candles and soft music). For a bit of an escape I recommend this place.

Website - www.brisamasaje.com.ar

Stay Safe,

The Pirate

Hi All,

Have been a member for about 10 months but mostly just reading and learning about BsAs from all of your experiences.

I plan to be making my first trip to BsAs 9/27 for about 8 nights and am wondering if there are any mongerers that will be there during that time. I cannot wait to make this trip! Been dreaming about it for almost a year and plan to make it a yearly event at a minimum.

Interested in hooking up with some of you while I am there. Also, for those in BsAs, if you need anything from the states that is lacking in Argentina, I am willing to bring it for you. Just let me know.

After I do a search for specific topics in this forum, will probably have some questions to ask of you.

Stowe

With apologies for being on this occasion an asker rather than an informer:

I am thinking of branching out from my Lisbon-London routine and doing some mongering in Bs As, a city I lived in for three years in the 80s. I was married in those days, but no such fetters will hold me if I can get among the Porteñas this September.

Two questions:

1. Can anyone tell me where to find Spanish-language web forums where the local men discuss pay-for-play chicas? Not that the information here isn't brilliantly abundant, but it would also be interesting to have a local view.

2. Jackson's website and parties "for American men in Argentina" - are they also open to those who hail from George W Bush's island colony just off the NW coast of Europe? I am fairly civilised and speak fluent Spanish and decent Portuguese.

Thank you in advance to anyone who may find time to reply, and if any Bs As mongers ever come to Lisbon, I am at their service,

Mur

[blue]Damn, I guess I'm going to spend the rest of my life apologizing for a mis-statement.

Here it is again:

I apologize.

I made a mistake.

I did not mean to suggest that the Mansion was exclusively for Americans.

I did not mean to suggest that citizens from other countries were not welcome.

I only meant to convey that there were several aspects of the Mansion's operation (airport pickup by an English speaking driver, a secure controlled environment, translation services, pre-approved chicas working for previously agreed compensation rates, preplanned city excoursions, etc.) that were specifically intended to assist first-time visitors who may have little or no experience in traveling to foreign countries and/or engaging in the sport of commercial sex.

Please forgive me!

Jackson[/blue]

"Now I lay me down to sleep,
Some unknown hooker at my feet.
But if I should die before I wake,
There ain't much here for her to take."

Henry Wadsworth Dongfellow

Dickhead

You have the soles of a poet.

Ferolga

As a first time poster, I'll do the customary, nay obligatory, thanking of the longtime contributors who have provided so much information. I'm thinking here of Dickhead, Exon, Saint, Mr Mouse, and the many, many others in this and the other boards. The greatest appreciation of all goes of course to Jackson for hosting the whole thing.

Now to my first, tiny contribution: Assuming Dickhead wasn't joking when he wrote:

"I declined and finished doggy style which the Brazilian at Maipú referred to as 'cuatro'; never heard that before."

This was a lesson I learned on my first trip to Bs As. I had learned in Mexico to say "como el perrito" or "en estilo de perrito" when I wanted my favorite position. I was almost laughed off the bed by the first Argentine lady I mentioned it to.

Andres may know better, but I think "cuatro" is short for "el cuatro" or "las cuatro patas", which is basically "on all fours", and I've found it universally understood in the southern cone.

Incidentally, conversations like this are great icebreakers with non-pros. You set up a sort of conspiritorial attitude and put her in the right frame of mind when you tell her that you didn't learn this stuff in class and you don't feel right discussing it with your business associates, etc.

Come to think of it, this post might have been better put in the Spanish phrases section. Oh well, maybe this can be my obligatory newbie first-post mistake.

Has anyone heard of or visited Club Blue? I was taken there last year by a cab driver and, while I normally don't accept the recommendations of the taxistas, this was a new place for me, so I went there.

I was the only customer in the place on a Sunday night. There were about six chicas, who got up to dance when I entered. I ended up taking two of them to the "hotel" next door for $ar400. They tried to charge another 60 pesos for the room, but I had just enough to get back to the hotel, so they forgave the room fee.

Anyway, one chica had a 9+ body, 6 face, but the other had a gorgeous face -- together they were a 10 -- and the action was great.

However, I still don't know where it is and I've never seen it mentioned on this board.

Recap of BA

Well, I left the fine city near the end of June and not much more to really report on. I had talked to DH a few times but we never did manage to meet up, except that I realized later one Friday night it was the back of his head I saw as his face was snuggled into some chicas neck at Cattos at the bar. (Hook was absolutely dead that night, I could not believe it.) I did take out a tall Portena of Russian/German heritage that night named Barbrah. She was not spectacular or that beautiful, but following the old adage that if they are all over you at the club, why not? She did the right moves in the bed. (For you other guys who were w/ DH that night, I had the table at the far front corner of the dance floor; not a bad spot for sight and smell dance shows.)

Now here is something of a disadvantage to being in an apartment that I discovered this time. I was staying with another guy in a 2 bedroom in Palermo. One AreaVip gal would not come over because she felt it would be too dangerous until she met you first. So I went to her place, nice pad, nice gal, but too expensive for me for a repeat. She did say she would go to my apartment next time. Her place is only a 20 minute walk from where I was. Then, I talked 1 gal from Madaho, (who was a little reluctant, wanted a telo), and the one from Cattos, to come to the apartment, w/ taxi return money. Keep in mind I was also with my buddy who did not make selections those nights. Well, the look on both their faces when they entered the apartment could only be described as part fear, part apprehension and part 'do I carry on or not'. (Maybe it was the ulgy bright paint on the walls!) This, even though it was previously explained that there were 2 bedrooms, don't worry, before they came. Obviously some of these gals have heard or been in dangerous apartment situations in the past.

As I said previously, Nuevo Estilo is a great place to go. I am not one to enjoy the short timers ussually, (I need a looong runway), but for a little variety, no hassle/low cost atmosphere with a truly fine line up, it is a great. Antonella was too busy the times I went, once DH had described to me who she was. A great looking bubbly, tall, pony-tailed dark haired girl was busy with some guy the moment she came in. I did try one other, and the tall and short blondes, (one being Deborah) may have to be on the menu next time.

Other then that, did 3 all night dancings and a few dinners with a favorita. I caught one of their tricks to being up so late; they mix many of their drinks, and drink straight, these cans of 'speed' which probably has the kick of 6 coffees per can. DH, we will get together next time.
MAG

After Friday's excesses I did not monger until Tuesday. After much debate over who should get the next load, I called the gal whom I don't remember taking home the previous weekend. She is now my "gata salvaje." And, I found out I did NOT take her out of Catto's but rather Ness. No wonder the favorita never found out. Anyway, she is the first gal I have taken out of Ness and I must say I'm quite satisfied. Two shots, three hours, no discussion of money, 130 pesos and a merienda at Madeleine's. She did not even look at the money.

Then the favorita came over after work. She told me she was ovulating and therefore horny. Bueno. Of course, first I had to feed her. She tried American style ham and scrambled eggs a few weeks back and now begs for them constantly. Fine, that is one of the easier tricks in my repertoire. Sex was good but then she thrashed around in the bed all night. I have been teasing her and telling her she is a "gusanito" or little worm but it is really kind of annoying. She finally woke up at 2:30 PM and rushed off without giving me any more sex. That's the second time in a row so I told her if she was going to spend the night she had to give me sex in the morning or I would not give her 150 pesos any more but rather 100. She just shrugged. She is very nice but can easily be replaced.

Last night mongering Argentinean style with Andres, Jackson, Pirate, and B. We drove out to the suburb of Ramos Mejia but the upscale place Andres wanted to visit was closed. So we went to the downscale alternative, Balabac. 10 peso entry includes one drink. Jackson was dumbfounded when his one drink consisted of a murky brownish liquid alleged to be Coke while the rest of us got large 60 cl beers. Quilmes, though. I hate that stuff. Girls were largely ugly with a few doable ones, but quite pushy. We left after one drink to go to Dolys.

Again 10 peso admission includes one drink, and again those drinking beer got a 600 cl Quilmes. This place does bachelor send off similar to NEB so we were first treated to the sight of some Argentinean guy's uncircumcised dick. Bueno. I have been to this place once before and I kind of like it. Subsequent beers are 7 pesos which is quite reasonable for 60 cl of absolute swill. The girls are not pushy and many are quite doable. So doable, in fact, that members of the party began evaporating. 50 pesos the half hour includes the room, or 60 if you want a room with a Jacuzzi. I was in semen saving mode, a la Exon, so did not partake. But I certainly will return here and partake at some unknown future date.

Then to Salome which was packed and loud and rocking and rather fun IMO but the gal I was looking for wasn't there. Some very cute blonds could easily have been done but I was telling them I was married and just there to translate. Beers here were 10 pesos and they charge you that to sit at a table even if you don't have a drink. I think that is okay because there is no cover. They are just normal sized glasses of beer, though. Nobody had the desire to do anybody, although many there were quite nice. Home to bed around 4:15. A good time was had by all. Thanks, Andres, for the ride and guide.

Murilloa,

The best spanish language site I have found is www.bairesgirls.com.ar. Click on FORO and find discussions of places ans chicas. I read thru a lot of the site in preparation for my current trip. Many of these guys seem very budget minded. Many are married and want a place in a different neighborhood from where they live, preferably without a doorman.

Today I tried a place that had been recommended:

Sarmiento 1828 apt 1A (near Corrientes y Callao)
4372-0738

$40 pesos per hour!

I sampled PATRICIA and it was the best 40 pesos I spent so far.
They charge 2 pesos for condoms so bring your own.

Good job Seismo. I have been meaning to get to that place. But tonight I wanted to avoid mongering but wanted something sexual so I went to the "other" Pelvi's on Callao. It is very different from the one on Corrientes. Much bigger, and more and better looking chicas. I think 4 pesos for a draft Brahma is reasonable and why not have it served by a half naked chica?

So I had 2 beers and then the problem occurred. One of the chicas looked EXACTLY like my yegua Katarina from Suipacha 921. The more I looked at her the more I was convinced it was indeed she. So finally I went up to her and asked her if she was from Santiago Del Estero. She said "yes, but how do you know? " I said, "I think we know each other." She said she did not remember. I asked her if her name was Katarina, and she said, "No, Karina." I asked her if she worked in an apartment in Suipacha and she said "NOOO" and I apologized and skulked off. But I still thought I was right and she was jerking my chain.

I got the idea to call the madam at 921 and ask her if Katarina was available, figuring that this would provide additional evidence one way or another. She said "Si mi amor" so then I figured I was wrong. The chica in Pelvi's had a distinctive tattoo on her bicep that I did not remember from 921 but I often don't notice such irrelevant details. So I left Pelvi's and was going to go home but decided I had to know for sure and so went to 921.

No, Katarina does not have that tattoo on her bicep. Yes, she has a tattoo elsewhere. No, the madam will not fuck me but I told her I would wait for her and she told me she would let me know ("te aviso"). I think she likes that I am trying, though. Yes, Katarina is an awesome fuck. The Pelvi's chica could be her sister. She said it could be a cousin because her uncle fucked around a lot. Now that was funny. When she was showing me out, I told her she needed to convince madam Carolina to join us one time. Of course I knew Carolina was within ear shot so that made it better. I WILL have that chick or at least feel her up or grab her ass. Probably one of the latter.

So then to Ness for a beer and it was pretty busy but mostly fuglies so then to the shoe store to find Andrea for CIM but only to string her along for future reference. She was there with the less than stellar Karen and a I believe Mariana or Marina who is a shark to be avoided. On my way back to civilization there were two doable girls walking together who did not look like SWs but returned my gaze and so were and we chatted and they work in Excedra. Another Mariana I think and Rosa something. The latter is very doable.

Of course then Catto's and the favorita is not there so I enjoyed some BRAHMA and felt up Brazilera Rafaela for quite a while before she finally requested a drink. I debated the wisdom of this but she suggested getting a table and said just buying her one drink would be OK for getting a table in a remote location. I explained to her that I had just come from a privado and had no leche for her and she was OK with that. So then at the table she is
letting me see and feel more. The Mouse fucked her and even though he thought she was someone else at the time I guess that is an endorsement of sorts. So I told her if she could make my dick get hard and stay hard for a while she maybe had a chance.

She was whispering a lot of dirty shit in my ear but kept slipping back into Portuguese which I do not understand. Eventually I figured I could buy us another round for 30 or try to get her out for 100. I said OK you are good to go but what about money? Should we discuss it or should I just give what is fair? She said to go with the latter so off we go. She stayed about 2.5 hours, until 6, and took 125 without even looking at it (although the 100 was on the outside). Good sex, not great, good BBJ, very soft and does an excellent job of covering the teeth. Moans and fakes some during sex. Will take CIM which is a major plus but I could not due to prior drainage. A little too short for some things. She did come with her finger and some help on my part, while I was inside her which is nice.

But recommended. Not a shark, seems trustworthy, intelligent, did not see evidence of smoking. Sort of pro in that she has worked in Spain and did not really get into DFK. Quite a bit of kissing but no deep stuff.

Another fun night in BA.

Hi, Gentlemen:

Thanks to Jackson the First, we are going to take the advantage of the Saturday's night BBQ at THE MANSION, to celebrate with everybody; Mayra's Birthday.

So, if you haven't booked yet your presence at this great event, do it now!!!! :)

THE MANSION is a great place; fabulous, it's worth to be there between fellows and of course; between some beautiful girls that we've already invited!!!!

So, I'll meet you there to have a great party alltogether!!!! :)

Kisses, Roxana.

Exon Reporting: Exon is happy to report he´s safely on the ground in B.A. After being picked by Ana, Capt. Dave´s new Remis driver, whom I highly recomend, it was off to the hotel. Haveing made a pre-arrainged date threw Roxana, Fabiana showed up promply at 12:00. It was a complete fuck fest that lasted 5 hours.

Fabiana and I have been fucking together for over a year now and I must say we´re getting quite good at it as a couple. Practice makes perfect.

After I finish this post I´ll call Miriam. Im planning a nooner with her also, then its off to Jackson´s party and my first look at the Mansion.

More to report later. Exon

This morning, I called TALCAHUANO 308 and spoke to the madam. She assured me that there were 4 beautiful women available. I asked if there were any gorditas. NO! was the emphatic response. I got there within 10 minutes and rang the buzzer.

The place reeked of incence, which was being used to cover up some other repulsive odors. I almost cut and run right then , but decided to take a look anyway.

The madame engaged me in pleasant conversation and then tried to get me to pay $ 40 pesos for the hour before viewing any of the girls. This is a dead giveaway that something is very wrong on Calle Talcahuanco!

I refused , of course. The outcome , as you have probably already guessed , was that one overweight girl was available.

STAY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE and if you must go look to see for yourself DO NOT PAY IN ADVANCE!

Exon Reporting: A vrey nice session was completed with Miriam. And now its time for my nap. --- Exon

Last night fucked some tall blond Argentinean from Catto's whose name I don't remember but who had a tasty pussy. No BBBJ, not even momentarily, and she says that she never does that and will not. So I would not repeat. A nice gal, though. I asked her if she wanted to discuss money before we left or if I should just give her what I thought was fair. She said the latter but when I gave her 115 she was disappointed and said her salida was 150. Well, I gave you the opportunity to tell me that in the club and this is all I have on me (true). Oh, OK. But this may help to establish a threshold and I will give at least 120 from now on.

Today I felt perverted and sick so I went to Laprida 947 and fucked Paula with all the school girl outfit still on. Laprida is probably a good place to go once. The girls aren't that hot but the school girl outfits make up for that to a certain extent. BBBJ but no CIM. DFK. No desire to D at that particular Y. 80 la hora and 100 for you fudge packers. They have specials there. One was one gal for half an hour and then another for half an hour for 80. You don't see that every day. A beer is included but it is the dreaded Quilmes. I choked it down anyway. Madam is nice and inquired if the service was satisfactory, which it certainly was. Large room with a good bed.

The neighborhood is not too good.

Seismo:

Thank you for taking the trouble to recommend me bairesgirls.com.ar, exactly what I was looking for. Especially useful was the little button above each girl's photoset, entitled 'opiniones de mi': delightful to read colloquial Argentine Spanish sex talk, although not all today's slang is intelligible to one who has not been to Bs As for ten years - what is OGT for example?

And what the fuck is going on when Argentina loses to Mexico on the football field?

The men on bairesgirls speak very frankly about their evaluations of each 'mina', and the accounts of action with such as Valentina, Federica and Judith just make it all the more frustrating that I haven't yet got a firm date for my trip South.

It's clear that if you speak Spanish you can access a scene even more varied, and somewhat less expensive, than the delights catalogued by the excellent gentlemen on this excellent board.

Thanks for your time again,

Mur

Murilloa,

Yes, the slang is difficult to understand. I sent the moderator of the board an email just the other day, requesting a page for translation of slang for us foreigners,but have not yet heard back.

OGT= anal
O is for ojo, I cant remember GT at this time.
It is almost as dumb as saying Chocolate Starfish!

Murilloa:

OGT means "ojete" (butts or assh*le, depending on the context).
Hope this helps,

Andres

Exon Reporting: After my nap yesterday,(three hours) I attended the dinner party at Jackson's new Mansion in Vencente Lopez. Quite an impressive place.

All in all there were about 17 people their. Roxana, Mayra & Ana the new remis driver were in attendence. Every thing was good except the beef de lomo which was tuff. Several other lady were i

Have to go Maira Paula just showed up --- Exon

[blue]Actually, we didn't have any bife de lomo, which was the result of a mis-communication between myself and the BBQ man. What he bought was the standard Argentine BBQ meats, including the cuts with the bones and the cross cut ribs, which are cheaper, but which are indeed too tough for my tastes.

Rest assured, next week we will be dining only on the best cuts of Filet Minion (bife de lomo), sirloin (bife de chorizo) and rib eye steaks (bife de ojos).

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Exon Reporting, again : As I was saying before Maria Paula showed up, ( Im writing this from the loby of the Dazzler Hotel and she spoted me, & first things first of course, she drained me) the bife de lomo was tough. But everythingh else was excelent no mater what Jackson posted below, LOL.

Its was a late birthday for Mayra so we had ice cream and cake for dessert. But my main dessert was Maria pictured on Argentina Private, also Libia from the site was also their. She is much more stunning in person than on the site. Andres was kind enough to drop the two of off at my hotel, ( Maria & me), about 1:00 am and she left at 3:00. Im such a Monger and I slept until 11:00.

Im currently waiting for DickHead as I have promised to buy him dinner but Im a little worried. DickHead doesn't go first class and the very best is none to good for Exon.

I have two goals for the evening, well three. One to have a good dinner. Then to catch Carolina cheating on me at Catto's, he,he,he, the little capitalist tramp. Then to cruise New Port, as Sunday's are normally good their.

But much will be dictated by DickHead for your never to old to learn. DickHead being the world class Monger that he is, and its good to hang with the pro's

More to report latter. Hope I can squeeze Fabiana in tomorrow before my TLN with Maria Paula

Exon

Exon Reporting: Dinner With DickHead, A wonderful experience. Shortly after I posted last night DickHead arrived and I informed him I had no peso's. Not to worry he said and took me to the ATM machine just around the block.

"Why not the Casa De Cambio", I said, "You'll get fucked for the 3% exchange he answered" We get to the ATM and DickHead say's "how much do you want", " $300 peso's I answer", "NO" he reply's "get $290 that way you'll have small change". Im telling you the man is a genious.

My next worry as I posted was of course the quality of our pending dinner. "I like to go first class" I said to DickHead, "well your going second class tonight" he responded. "Mind you your
buying but I'll take full responciabilty".

We get in a cab and end up in some little hole in the wall restaruant in Recoleta a couple blocks from Jackson's called "El Yugo" on Aycucho 1629.

Since were both out Mongering we didn't want big dinners. We each ordered the half order of the Bife De Lomo, Papaps, a bottle of wine, DickHead did not recomend the salida, dessert and two each after dinner drinks of Port Wine.

It was Fucking Kick Ass Excellent and all for $50 peso's. I shall return it was that good. DickHead thought the wine was a little price'y at $28 peso's a bottle, but other than that the meal was exceptable for him. I loved it.

Next on to Slamone, too early, nothing going on. Then back to New Port. The Three day 9th of July weekend was fucking us up, a few scraps but nothing doable. But we did manage to pick up another Monger and it was off to the golden Triangle. I was going to catch Carolina in the act of cheating on me.

First stop Catto's. I was very carefull entering as I wanted to spot her first and maintain the element of supprise. But alas she was not their, another three day weekend I suppose. Some very,very nice Chica's in their though. A couple of them I would have done except for the fact that Maria Paula had completely drained me a few hours earlier and I want to build up my sperm count for either Fabiana or Fernanda, (i haven't made up my mind), this afternoon. Keeping in mind I have a TLN with Maria Paula to night.

Then across the street to Ness. Course that was the end of DickHead as his Amor was in their and off they went. I suppose to Fuck the rest of the night. He mentioned something like $125 peso's.

Well I walked up to Cafe Excerda on my way home. There was one almost doable but I passed saving her for another night.

My point in all this is if you mongers ever get the chance to Monger with DickHead don't miss it. He's a world class Monger that knows real value and how to use the system.

In closeing, I'll state I bought most of the drinks, dinner and the Taxi's rides on DickHeads behalf. And in counting my money apon returning to the Dazzler I had spent $136 peso's out of the $290 I got from the ATM machine. Thats about $44 US dollars, what a value.

I'll Monger with DickHead anytime

Exon

Given the ample contributions Dickhead has made to this board for finding good value, I'd propose the creation of the "Dickhead Award in Value Mongering".

To be nominated for this award, the experience should be recommended by a fellow monger and represent an outstanding value, or the biggest "Bang" for your buck (pun).

One such experience, IMHO, was the threesome option at Suipacha 921 6C. In March, you could have two girls for 40 minutes for a grand total of 100 Pesos. Is the option still available?

Well, they charged me 100 each for an hour for the two I fucked last week but I thought it was still good value. But now I am pissed and will use this info as additional leverage to at least cop a feel from madam Carolina. "Porque no me ofrece's el mismo precio que le ofrecio' a mi companero, mi bombo'n?"

Did you do that during the day? That might explain it. BTW threesomes for 80 the half hour at Laprida 947 but quality of pussy not as high as in Suipacha IMO.

BTW the 24 hour internet cafe on Callao south of Santa Fe has $0.75 access por la hora on Sunday mornings from 6 to 9. A Dickhead type of value. Also Norte had 15% off on all beer on Saturday so I bought as much as I could carry for 1.29 a quart. Sadly, Disco has raised the price of Brahma from 1.55 to 1.59. Sob.

What? Is it even possible? Dickhead, you mean to tell me that I got a better deal than you did? If I were you, I would absolutely DEMAND a free session from the madamme at Suipacha 921. I do agree, she is very cute, and riding in the small elevator with her was a good appetizer for me.

I went there with el Flaco on a Friday night at the end of March at about 1:30 am. The deal was: 100 Pesos for 40 minutes for two girls. I hope it still exists.

Knuckhead

Are you the one who paid her to feel her tits in the elevator?

Dickhead: Feeling the tits of the Suipacha madamme? Sadly, it wasn't me, but I do remember someone did that and ended up getting more than he bargained for. Whoever did that, please come forward and claim your 60 seconds of fame!

Exon 123: I have nothing but envy, hearing that you are banging the now famous Maria left and right. Please leave a little bit for the rest of us too :)! On a similar note, is it safe to assume that the infamous Carolina is now fair game? Gosh...how am I going to last for the next 38 days?

Knuckhead

And I met another monger who got the same "special" just tonight so now I am twice as pissed. He fucked my yegua Katarina and new talent Camila so I will now have to grudge fuck Camila very hard up against the wall in the room with the mirrors.

Exon Reporting: Well last night was FUCKED. I passed on Fernanda in the afternoon saving sperm for my TLN with Maria Paula whom was supposed to show up at 9:00.

She was late, I called and she was with someone, I figured another John so I was pissed. First I cruised Cafe Orleans in desparation, nothing.

Anyway I ended up eating dinner alone at the restruant at Paragauy and San Martian. Then off to the Golden Triangle, arriving about 10:30 or so and into Catto's. I was pissed.

Guess what, their sits DickHead the best thing thats happend to me all day. It wasn't long before guess who walks by, yes thats right ¨Carolina¨. OH Ëxon mi Amor¨anyway I decided to Fuck her, a mistake just to save time. DickHead called it a gruge fuck, whatever. But I make her promise to be out of the room in an hour. Yea Right.

Anyway all this love bull shit, so froth and so on. Hey remember that joke about the guy losing his watch in a pussy, go's in after it, meets another guy in their and says ¨Wait till I find my car keys and we'll drive out¨. Well that was Carolina last night. Yea you get off but your not satisfied, anyway I had to throw her out because she didn't want to leave. And now Im going to have to change hotels.

Anyway, I woke up this morning and was just about to Wack Off but thought No this is Buenos Aires you don't have to Wack Off. So I thought I'll go to breakfast and just as I was leaving the room and the phone rings.

Its the desk clerk and Maria Paula's down stairs and wants to come up its 8:30 in the morning. Well the only thing good I can say, well two things good. Was one I'd throw'n Carolina out the night before. And Two I didn't Wack Off earlier as I had wanted too.

Anyway you can't make up a story like that, but its true. Maria Paula haspromised to Fuck the rest of the day

Exon

Jackson/Bennie: I get DFK from maybe 80% of the gals I go with and if I don't I don't go with them again. And yes, I realize they have had a lot of dicks in their mouths, and I don't care. I've had a lot of pussies in mine.

OK, night before last I grabbed my gata salvaje out of Ness. It is kind of nice to have someone in each of the clubs that you know you can grab right away so as to avoid buying a lot of drinks. I was telling her about my new rule: if you spend the night you HAVE to fuck me in the morning. She thought that was a very good rule and so she fucked me twice and then again when we woke up. Then she hurried off.

I went with a fellow monger to a tango show at Teatro Colon. It was standing room only and I am too short to see over a crowd, plus it was very hot and we were up in the top level. Also it was music only and no dancing. So we stayed maybe half an hour and left. Heck, it was only 2 pesos. The building is very interesting. Then dinner at the reliable Don Gali'ndez, then Orleans. This was by far the best selection of women I've ever seen in their, many cuties and no real ugly ones. That's a first. Then we went in Cutty Sark but drinks there are WAY too expensive for dickheads so we left. Peeked in some other forgetable club on Reconquista, left immediately. Checked the shoe store but it was only 9:15 and no dick suckers in sight.

At that point we considered Ness for a beer, but first I had to send in my sidekick as an advance scout to see if my gata salvaje was in there. She was, so I'd have to buy her a drink most likely, inflating the cost structure. So we went to The Temple and killed time with 2 for 1 Isenbeck's at 9 pesos a pair. It still seemed early for Catto's but my sidekick had developed a Dominicana fetish and they have a few so we went in about 10:30 and there were PLENTY of girls. Many good lookers, too. I slipped 20 to my date from a few nights ago and apologized for only giving her 115. I still don't know her name but she is very good looking. Rafaela was there and still wants her perfume back.

I drank til I was out of money and did some translating for a pissed off Exon. His girl says she will not go with anyone else now that he is in BA so I think I will call her up and fuck her. MY sidekick found his Dominican, Exon left with his GF, and then my favorita showed up. Note to Stormy: she was wearing her plaid Catholic school girl skirt. Anyway she had already arranged to come over after work so I didn't waste money buying her drinks. She doesn't drink much anyway. She came over at 3:30 and we messed around some but then she had to leave because her dog was having its puppies. So I didn't give her any money.

Oh well, off to the gym.

Hi all,

I´m in Buenos Aires for my third time and have to say that I have some unpleasant occurences to report from this visit.

I arrived on Sunday but will fast forward to last night (Monday night)

Last night I found myself at a loose end, it being to early to give Catto´s and the golden triangle a go (more on that later). I therfore wandered the streets to see what else I could find.

I was wandering along Avienda Corrientes and passed a Whiskeria with a petitie chica at the entrance. I decided to go back and explore (a big mistake).

There was a handful of guys at the bar and a stage but no dancers performing.

I found myself taken to a obscure section of the room where 2 chicas including the girl at the entrance joined me. The girl reminded me of a Russian girl I had been fond of back in my own country (however this girl spoke Spanish and English without a hint of a Russian accent).

I was conjoled into buying drinks at 30 pesos a pop with the promise of sex with both girls after I had bought each girl 2 drinks. All this was overseen by a large and potentially menacing ´waiter´. By the time they had finished these low grade bitches had extorted some 300 pesos from me.

I was then led by another girl out of the bar along the street and into a seedy apartment building on Esmeralda, where I was literary dumped in an ´apartment´ with a madam and two ugly hookers (none of whom spoke any English) . I was immediately ushered into a room where one of them indicated that she would give me a bj but that I would have to pay 2 pesos for protection (condom). I gave her one of mine but indicated that I would settle for a massage instead. After 5 minutes a knock on the door indicated that time was up. I refused to pay any further money and another girl appeared who seemed to be offering herself for 5 pesos. I just got the heck out of there.

This whole operation stank and reminded me of a time in London that I had the good sense to walk out before agreeing to any drinks. On that occassion I later read about tourists getting assaulted by the giant Swedish bouncers (probably the same ones who had menaced me).

When I had been in Buenos Aires last year I had been to Hook and had obtained a girl who gave me a great time. I note Jackson's comments on French kisssing but I have found that most South American girls are only too keen to kiss me (even in public).

I have however recently read some disparing comments on Hook and positive comments on Catto´s. After my Whiskeria experience I needed a positive experience and went to Catto's.

I walked in and the doorman greeted me with something complex in Spanish. I replied with the habitual "mi espaniol es poco".

I was then told that I would have to pay 110 pesos to enter for which I would get 1 drink and could take any girl for sex without any further charge from the house.

I walked out in disgust. This was not the sort of thing I had expected from the reports I have read. I did not have time to check out the chicas so can´t even comment on the quality etc. I did not feel like going next door to Hook or across the road to Ness, and so instead jumped into a cab and went to New Port in Recolletta.

I had been in Newport for about an hour the previous night when there was no action ( a karaoke night was occuring). Also on that night I had noticed some probable fellow mongers, but had not spoken to any of them. This night however there were a couple of probable ´ladys´.

As the night went on more girls came in and I started talking to a couple of them.

I was really keen on a blond with a great slim body (importantly no plastic parts, which so many of the other girls seemed to have acquired). This girl was there when I arrived but was not sure if she spoke any English. I eventually started talking to her in a mixture of English and broken Spanish, and discovered that her name was Joanna (spelling may be incorrect) and that she was 27 old and from Sao Paulo.

I wanted Joanna to come back to my hotel for the night, but she was initially talking $400 U.S. per hour. I countered with 300 pesos for the night. We could not agree but she came back to my hotel in Suipacha. We eventually agreed on 300 pesos for two comings that I would pay after (she was angling for payment before).

I took a couple of photos (which I never publish on the internet), and we then got down to business. She initially seemed to be rushing things a bit but steadied down with some french kissing which was something we had not done in public at New Port. The sex was pretty good with a fine coming but seemed to be still a bit quick.

After I come it always takes a while for my dick to wake up ready for a second comming. Joanna did try to coax it with some bbbj but to no avail(if she had given it another 15 minutes I´m sure it would have fired up). I made mutterings about how I should have used viagra and we talked of possibly doing it all night on viagra tomorrow (I´m sure this was just talk on her part however, as I don´t know what she thought she would charge me).

As Johanna had made an honest attempt to awaken my sleeping Moby, I decided to pay her the 300 pesos we had finally settled on for two commings.


I now rewind to Sunday night where after visiting the karaoke in New Port I wandered around to New Shampoo.

I had been to New Shampoo last year and on that occasion I had taken a voluptious Brazilian vixen, by the name of Karolina, back to my hotel.

I arrived at New Shampoo around midnight (I think) and spotted Karolina but did not go to speak to her. There were a few girls of reasonable looks around the bar (no 9 or 10´s however). A very hot looking girl (great figure)came up and we were french kissing soon after. The girl was Magnolia from Puerto Rico. I soon was calling her Magnolia Thunderpussy however! It cost about 120 pesos to pay the bar bill and get her out, but I took her to my hotel. I took some photo´s clothed and video unclothed of her, but the question of money as always seems to be a bargaining problem.

Despite Magnolia looking absolutely stunning dressed I have to sadly report that her torso (particularly her tits) are a mess resulting from what appears to be a botched boob job and tatoos. Her nipples are non existent (maybe bitten off!). A pity because she is otherwise a splendid looking lass.

I had a great doggy style fuck and then tiedness caught up (I had not slept for nearly 44 hours after leaving the Galapogas Islands. I gave her 200 pesos which she initially begrudgingly accepted, and was keen for me to meet her again at Shampoo the next night. But I did not go, and the rest is now history.

I have one more night in Buenos Aires before I go to Uraguay before a quick dash to Brazil. I will most likely return for the night of the 23 July, so if there is any AMA action organised for that night please PM me.

Chopper

Exon Reporting: Again : Well Maria Paula lied to me too. Seams her sister was in a wreck a few months back and the doctor was the other man last night.

She shows up at my hotel after dropping off her sister for a check up. Got nothing to do so why not stop by and Fuck Exon for a couple of bucks while waiting for the sister. One thing, she did a much better job than Carolina.

Anyway Exon is now staying at an undisclosed location. Yes a new hotel that Carolina knows nothing of so when she call's I won't be their. Exon doesn't want to be responciable for her quiting working while he's in town.

Exon