[QUOTE=Punter127;435418]we'll know the lunatics have taken over the asylum.[/QUOTE]Oh brother that day is was in the rear view a very, very, VERY long time ago. LOL.
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[QUOTE=Punter127;435418]we'll know the lunatics have taken over the asylum.[/QUOTE]Oh brother that day is was in the rear view a very, very, VERY long time ago. LOL.
[B]Does this need more parse? [/B]
[QUOTE=Jackpot;435416]NEW RULES:
Parsers get pistol whipped if over one parse.
Seems you could get your point across clearly with out regurgitating.
The whole pot of drivel again.
Punter 12345 is also on the list.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Punter127;435418]The day they let you start making the rules we'll know the lunatics have taken over the asylum.
Don't start no shit, there won't be no shit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DaddyRulz;435422]Oh brother that day is was in the rear view a very, very, VERY long time ago. LOL.[/QUOTE]True but when a Freddie the Freeloader look-alike lunatic starts making the forum rules it will be proof positive.
BTW when Jack-off gets ready to do that "pistol whipped" thingy, I'm his Huckleberry.
I walked into Exedra last night around 10:30 pm and it was full of old and trashy women. Seriously, not for free, not even if hey paid me would I take any of those women, horrible. What has hapened Buenos Aires? I came to this place 10 years ago, the hottest Uruguayan babe would bang me for like 200 P for many hours (at that time $1 = 3 P, so 200 P = $65 or so). And now they want what, 800 P (= $90 if you get the blue rate or $140 using the official exchange rate) and you have to hustle with them. No way, I have had enough chicas and the greatest memories in this place, not that desperate to get laid unless the girl AND the price are both right!
[QUOTE=FunPete;435429]I walked into Exedra last night around 10:30 pm and it was full of old and trashy women. Seriously, not for free, not even if hey paid me would I take any of those women, horrible. What has hapened Buenos Aires? I came to this place 10 years ago, the hottest Uruguayan babe would bang me for like 200 P for many hours (at that time $1 = 3 P, so 200 P = $65 or so). And now they want what, 800 P (= $90 if you get the blue rate or $140 using the official exchange rate) and you have to hustle with them. No way, I have had enough chicas and the greatest memories in this place, not that desperate to get laid unless the girl AND the price are both right![/QUOTE]Unfortunately things have changed. And not for the better.
I sense a whiff of desperation in the air. Seriously??
Come on, you locals must have rolodexes of chicas you can call up when you need some company.
[QUOTE=Esten;435446]I sense a whiff of desperation in the air. Seriously??
Come on, you locals must have rolodexes of chicas you can call up when you need some company.[/QUOTE]More then a few have moved on to regular work or got married. Others want ridiculous money. There are still a lot out there, but not like before. New ones are harder to find as the govt slowly closes all the boliches.
[QUOTE=Gandolf50;435431]Unfortunately things have changed. And not for the better.[/QUOTE]Saw girls leaving for 400 p out of X last night! With Gringos!
Nothing nice though!
Tl.
OK boys very little posting about cafe E!
Hours?
Rules?
Chicas range of quality and pricing? When are they permitted to work by management?
Are there any unwritten rules for behavior at the Cafe E.I assume table hopping puta table to puta table may not mix well with the "normal" clientel.
I AM IN ba FOR THE Christmas HOLLIDAYS. Abit of late night Cafe E hanging out and window shopping should be on my list.
Bob in miami.
P.S. Linked in one of my favorite so florida milfs us $180 for a very long hour or us $115 for her famour "lipstick massage".
[URL]http://independentgirls.com/indiboard/index.php/topic/354600-mariposa69-truly-unveiled-by-who-else/?hl=hungryboy[/URL]
[QUOTE=MiamiBob;437156]OK boys very little posting about cafe E!
Hours?
Rules?
Chicas range of quality and pricing? When are they permitted to work by management?
Are there any unwritten rules for behavior at the Cafe E.I assume table hopping puta table to puta table may not mix well with the "normal" clientel.
I AM IN ba FOR THE Christmas HOLLIDAYS. Abit of late night Cafe E hanging out and window shopping should be on my list.
Bob in miami.
P.S. Linked in one of my favorite so florida milfs us $180 for a very long hour or us $115 for her famour "lipstick massage".
[URL]http://independentgirls.com/indiboard/index.php/topic/354600-mariposa69-truly-unveiled-by-who-else/?hl=hungryboy[/URL][/QUOTE]I think that some of the girls start around 8 pm and most of them are going to be there by 11:30 on any given day.
I have seen the pricing from as low as 400 p to as high as 1300 p but one girl or various girls have asked for as much as 200 DOLLARS!
2 girls told Tequila Tim and Esten 200 dollars and that was months apart. Crazy!
They do indeed jump from table to table, stand around outside and take as many tables as they want but the management does not like it when they table hop.
Opens till around 2 or 3 on Sunday through Thursday but it's 24 hours on Friday and Saturday.
In my opinion there may only be 4 or 5 attractive girls that work there.
2 fairly often, 2 a lot less and 1 very rarely.
Be glad to meet you there for an Agua con Gas!
It's too hot for Coffee!
Have Fun,
TL.
The normal clients seem to put up with or are unaware with what's going on but at night there are very few normal clients. Occasional Tourist.
Memories. You can't go back in time.
[QUOTE=MiamiBob;437166]Memories. You can't go back in time.[/QUOTE]Kinda pricy (like everything there) but not bad. Not great but certainly acceptable.
Most of the ladies were over 40 year old or had that hardened street pro. Look about them. BUT We spotted two attractives ladies in their 20's that looked attractive and were not dressed like obvious ladies of the evening. Someone else was working them both so we sat and waited. 30 minutes later, they were at our table. They were display models / sales women from direct tv who had a bad months and they needed extra money to pay bills. These two blondes were the only thing I would put by dick into regarding of price or free.
My girl after a nice chat asked for 800 pesos for a long hour or until two cums{TCS. Ellipses}start with bucal con, then bucal only covering head--she work work a sin shaft with tongue real good. I said no thanks and started to get the under the table massage. Maybe? She was very slender and was telling that her pussy was so tight and small, that where I would want to be{TCS. Ellipses}I was thinking maybe as she stroked my inner thight with her nails lightly through my jeans.
My buddy was having problems: he wanted a 24 hour date which was to start at 3 am Dec. 31 and go thru new years eve. She had a child and lived in tigre--very complicated. I was not thrilled about a lady who was describing an od program with the bag only partially covering the head of mr dick that seemed impossible the way she described it. But she was pretty, young well dressed and not a hardened pro{TCS. Ellipses} My buddy's negociations were getting crazy: he wanted to buy and she wanted sell, but had a child and the date covered new years eve--the girl needed to get to tigre for a while in the middle of the night--just too complex doomed to not work.
I got a phone number and a maybe for noon or 1 pm the next day. My wingman got told to fuck off as the entire transaction just got too complex.
These two girls were exactly what I used to find at new port 3 to 4 years ago.
By 2 am, there were three other doable girls there, but as I was getting stroked under the table, I was not going anywhere else. We all went our seperate ways{TCS. Ellipses}.
[QUOTE=MiamiBob;437228]They were display models / sales women from direct tv who had a bad months and they needed extra money to pay bills.[/QUOTE]You still believe in the tooth fairy as well, I assume.
This place had a good number of people. More guys than girls. Plenty of older chicks and probably 29 regular girls and one attractive one.
I stopped at Exedra yesterday maybe a little after 5 pm. Just as I was sitting down (outside) I noticed a girl, by herself, sitting in the corner, away from seeódoba and away from the sidewalk. Not bad looking. I wasn't sure if she was a working girl or not. I had just come from a privado so I was not looking for any action and sat facing the same way she was but near the sidewalk. So I could see her if I turned around a bit in my chair. Behind me and one table away from this girl was a guy in a mostly red tee shirt and longish black hair. Because of the traffic noise I could not effectively eavesdrop (damnit). The girl spoke a bit of English and they struck up a conversation. The guy said where he was from which the girl had a hard time understanding but did eventually. I didn't hear much after that but he moved to her table and a while later they left. They must have walked toward Santa Fe as I did not see them leave.
So, dude in the red shirt, how was she? How much was she? Contact info? Inquiring mongering minds want to know.
Thanks, Bob.
Sabrina (the blonde that does doubles with Maria) just left the house. While she's easily one of the sweetest chicks I've ever spent time with, if you like the BB in BBBJ you need to give her a pass. It never occurred to me to ask her as she had been recommended by TL and it was beyond my ability to imagine he would make that recommendation without mentioning that limit. I'm not blaming him, nor her, I didn't ask, so it's my bad.
Anyway, just wanted to pass this on so nobody else has to find out like I did.
DR.
[QUOTE=DaddyRulz;439971]Sabrina (the blonde that does doubles with Maria) just left the house. While she's easily one of the sweetest chicks I've ever spent time with, if you like the BB in BBBJ you need to give her a pass. It never occurred to me to ask her as she had been recommended by TL and it was beyond my ability to imagine he would make that recommendation without mentioning that limit. I'm not blaming him, nor her, I didn't ask, so it's my bad.
Anyway, just wanted to pass this on so nobody else has to find out like I did.
DR.[/QUOTE]It may have been my fault because the only thing that I care about is an Anal Cowgirl so I never even thought about it.
But you are correct in saying that she is one of the sweetest girls that I can recommend and a Must Do 3-Way with Mia.
Not Maria.
Thanks,
TL
Just different tastes I guess.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;439972]It may have been my fault because the only thing that I care about is an Anal Cowgirl so I never even thought about it.
But you are correct in saying that she is one of the sweetest girls that I can recommend and a Must Do 3-Way with Mia.
Not Maria.
Thanks,
TL
Just different tastes I guess.[/QUOTE]Outside of that one thing, she was very eager to please. Without going into any graphic details, she told me that she actually prefers backdoor action to the front porch swing. When I related some of my recent experiences regarding this activity that have sort of put me off of it, she explained (in fairly graphic detail) her prework cleansing preparations that would avoid a reoccurrence with her.
No hard feelings at all. If CBJ v BBBJ isn't an issue for you I would recommend her.
So I headed over here for a final swing at the bat on Wednesday night. This was my first time in a café hookup place. I must admit the idea is great. Its different.
The place as a legitimate café is ok. I sat down and ordered food and drink and got settled in. A supposedly 31 yr old girl, who resembled the crypt-keeper's granddaughter, saw me and came over. I didn't mind. She was actually more palatable than anything else in there. I didn't know if I wanted anything more from her, but I figured some coffee chat couldn't be so bad. I bought her a coffee.
When I noticed that she was missing some teeth, that's when any hope she had with me went right out the window.
She kept trying to get me to go have sex with her. Ew. The whole time she wouldn't stop touching me. Ew. I told her I was too tired to go do anything afterwards, but she couldn't just leave it at that. Oh no, that's when the begging started. I recognize that she spent some time with me, and I didn't want to make a bad reputation for myself, so I had no problem kicking her a 100 p for the time. But no no, that's when she started angling for 100 USD! Just to shut her up I gave her another 100 p but I diplomatically kept it moving and got out of there. Unbelievable.
I have been to Cafe Excedra a few times, never took a girl out from there. I would start my. Night out around 10:00, eat dinner and see what was available. Food is not bad, and average price. 80 percent of women are 40 and up. Some are good looking older woman if that is your thing. Pay no more than 800 for an hour, if you are good at negotiating, can probably get more time or less pesos. Was told that after midnight some younger, better looking woman show up.
Finally I get to see the new look, they have a web site.
[URL]exedrabar.com.ar[/URL]/.
[QUOTE=Omegaman;440045]I have been to Cafe Excedra a few times, never took a girl out from there. I would start my. Night out around 10:00, eat dinner and see what was available. Food is not bad, and average price. 80 percent of women are 40 and up. Some are good looking older woman if that is your thing. Pay no more than 800 for an hour, if you are good at negotiating, can probably get more time or less pesos. Was told that after midnight some younger, better looking woman show up.[/QUOTE]There are only 3 or 4 attractive or recommendable providers at X.
It is an excellent place to start your tour after dinner.
Maybe kill time at X from about 10 to 1 am and if nothing happens then you can walk over to Hook, Cattos or Ness.
If you don't like the club scene then you can just call one of the satisfiers of BA to meet you at X.
They know the place and they will be more relaxed.
Rather than just calling an unknown, unproven, photoshopped witch from an escort site.
Have Fun without me.
TL.
Ok, so I already know better than to be here at this café. But I went anyway on Saturday night only because it was late night, everything was closed, and I was starving. I knew for sure they would be open.
If you use it as an actual café you won't really go wrong.
I ordered a salad and what they called a pumpkin pie. Both are gigantic. The pie wasn't what we think of as pie. Its just baked pumpkin pulp in a bowl. No crust even. But its healthy, so don't knock it.
I learned a lesson in there though. You have to be aggressive if you want something here. BA is totally a seller's market. Pretty girls can pretty much write their own ticket in life, they don't even have to work.
I actually saw a girl that night at exedra who was pretty! But I even saw lots of men in groups there completely by themselves. I wasn't sure what was going on, so I played it cool, ordered food, and figured I would let them come to me.
Yeah, that never happened. She just got up and went home.
I saw an older guy in there with a stunner. They came in together. They were laughing and having a good time, and they left together too.
In both cases the good looking girls did not approach nor did they have to work. You either went up with your dick out and took a chance or you just went home with your dick in your hand. I had food that night so I didn't care. My only plan was to take my dick and go home. But if I was only more flexible, it might not have been that way.
Or maybe it would have too, who knows. I don't have good luck. Not in Argentina I don't.
[QUOTE=Shawman;440104]I wasn't sure what was going on, so I played it cool, ordered food, and figured I would let them come to me.
Yeah, that never happened. She just got up and went home.
In both cases the good looking girls did not approach nor did they have to work. You either went up with your dick out and took a chance or you just went home with your dick in your hand. I had food that night so I didn't care. My only plan was to take my dick and go home. But if I was only more flexible, it might not have been that way.
Or maybe it would have too, who knows. I don't have good luck. Not in Argentina I don't.[/QUOTE]They can't approach you, it's not permitted. If you're sitting at the table next to you they will say Hello, but they aren't allowed to come over unless you invite them.
[QUOTE=DaddyRulz;440106]They can't approach you, it's not permitted. If you're sitting at the table next to you they will say Hello, but they aren't allowed to come over unless you invite them.[/QUOTE]Hey Daddy Rulz, hope you are doing well. I just returned from week stay in Brussels, where I investigated to red light district and had same fun.
During my last visit to BA in May, I did visit Exedra that one night (I wrote to you that I went to Hook, it was closed then went to Exedra). I figured I have dinner there, scope out the scene and see what happens. I was sitting in the far right side of the restaurant. As I was finishing dinner, this slim young girl walks in and sits down at table more or less right by the entrance. I liked what I saw. Just my type. She did notice that I was looking at her from afar with "interest" - as I finished dinner and planned to walk over to say Hello, all of a sudden she gets up. Walks to my table. And sits across from me. WOW! Excellent move!
To make a long story short we had a wonderful conversation and she ended up in my hotel room until the morning. Fantastic time together all night.
I guess she was not aware of the "rules" of Exedra. LOL.
July I am off to Germany. August two week trip to the Far East. November back to Germany. Looks like November will be the earliest I will be able to return to Sao Paulo and Buenos Aires.
Hope to see you in the "house".
Firebird.
It's probably not a rule, thinking about it I have seen the girls do it. However it's not common. I would imagine if you were paying a fair amount of attention to a girl they might see that as a sign that coming and sitting down would be ok.
[QUOTE=DaddyRulz;440112]It's probably not a rule, thinking about it I have seen the girls do it. However it's not common. I would imagine if you were paying a fair amount of attention to a girl they might see that as a sign that coming and sitting down would be ok.[/QUOTE]The girls there smile at prospective client (s). If a big smile is returned, they take it as an invitation to the table. They understand if your smile means "No thank you. " or "Sit down, and let's talk more details. ".
Their attention to the tables is far better than that of the waiters.
Hello WT69 the Link doesn't work.
[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;440047]Finally I get to see the new look, they have a web site.
[URL]exedrabar.com.ar[/URL]/.[/QUOTE]
I guess they did not pay their dues.
This looks like a new Facebook page.
It mentions that it was automatic generated because of interest.
[URL]https://www.facebook.com/pages/Exedra-Caf%C3%A9/358265880939372[/URL]
This one is better.
[URL]https://es.foursquare.com/v/exedra/50dde854e4b00e6162274a9c[/URL]
[QUOTE=Dominus22;442640]Hello WT69 the Link doesn't work.[/QUOTE]
Went to Excedrta last night and had a bad experience with a.
Big titted chick in all black with big exposed tits. A natural attraction.
She was sitting with a some what unattractive friend.
She invited me to sit.
She wanted 500 p for her and 500 for her friend.
Tookk her only and walked to my apt. There we fucked around.
And she insisted on drinking orange juice. I took a sip and noticed 2 small pills.
At the bottom off the glass. She insisted I continue drinking until I got angry.
And pushed her into the bed. She reluctantly sucked cock and let me play with her big tits.
And, again wanted to drink the orange juice.
Then I got pissed, and told her to get out Told her she was a thief and that she put pills in my drink.
She got dressed and I let her out the front door and said I would WARN the guys at Excedra.
That she was a thief.
She is tall, very white, large framed, pretty face, pitch black hair and wears black everything exposing her big tits out of her top.
She is very out going and will attract your attention and beckon you to sit down. Quite aggressive.
Wears her long black hair without pins, etc. This night she wore White high heel shoes.
She goes by the name "Mellissa". Her friend wore a muted green top and didn't speak except to signify her willingness.
To go as a pair. Hair was a dirty brown, decent but not outstanding body.
Her girlfriend is ugly and they work as a pair, cheap. This temps you to take both which is a fatal.
Error. As a team, they will drug you and rob you double time.
They sat at the Cordoba end of Excedra, on the outside corner, and drank beer.
So look twice and if big tits appear with the previous description, (ALL BLACK) BEWARE, or be drugged.
500 pesos was a cheap lesson. Although I live next to a police station, I passed on taking her there.
And swearing a complaint ("denuncia ") More problem than worth.
Jackpot.
Thanks for the report Jackpot. Have you ever seen this chica before? If you see her again I would tell Tito or one of the Exedra management staff about her. They may not do a thing, or then again they might. At any rate, it would be good info to pass along. Even telling some of the other chicas would be a plus.
I just watched two idiots, (drunk Americans) make a deal with two marginal at best chicks at Exedra for 200 dollars a piece while behind us two pretty hot chicks made the same deal with locals for 1200 pesos.
Fucking idiots.
[QUOTE=DaddyRulz;444146]I just watched two idiots, (drunk Americans) make a deal with two marginal at best chicks at Exedra for 200 dollars a piece while behind us two pretty hot chicks made the same deal with locals for 1200 pesos.
Fucking idiots.[/QUOTE]As others have pointed out, this happens everywhere. But it is really annoying to us here as the Argie mentality is just a little more warped then in other countries. If that happened say in Mexico. The girl would tell her friends and they would oh and ah and say what good luck you had! Here in Argentina you just have just started a new wave of inflation. The girl who got the $200 then brags to her friends. Her friends are thinking, wow if that ugly cow can get $200 , then I should be able to get $400!! And on and on and on. The inflation never ends until Cristina includes the girls pricing under the rules of "precios cuidados". Then Kicillof will step in and then things will get worse with strikes and walk outs.
Hi gents,
Do you know any hotel nearby this restaurant agreeing couples for couple of hours ?
Or, how do you say in spanish "do you know any cheap hotel" ? :).
Thx, Vince.
[URL]http://www.alberguestransitorios.com/[/URL]
[QUOTE=VinceBx;444291]Hi gents,
Do you know any hotel nearby this restaurant agreeing couples for couple of hours ?
Or, how do you say in spanish "do you know any cheap hotel" ? :).
Thx, Vince.[/QUOTE]
All good trips are preempted by some homework to maximise efficiencies once in situ... Hence the odd question or two on the cafe scene. Previous visits have noted that Exedra was a late evening venue whilst Orleans delivered through the day. Is this still the case? And what time does it kick-off at Exedra?
So looking forward to BA even if it is reduced in splendour!
Max.
Ran into two hotties at the X Sunday night who claimed to be refugees from Black. Me and my compadre couldn't resist, and imagine our surprise when one of the Chica's drove us to our hotel in HER CAR !!
Damn near brand new with GPS NAV....
...should have taken that as a warning flag as both gals (one named Carolina...at least she was that night) were too hot to give nothing more than mediocre performances. So if you run into a hot Chica who has a car (with a "Cousin" equally as hot) , beware!! The best ride of the night will be in the car!!!
[QUOTE=Namoi;444744]Ran into two hotties at the X Sunday night who claimed to be refugees from Black. Me and my compadre couldn't resist, and imagine our surprise when one of the Chica's drove us to our hotel in HER CAR !!
Damn near brand new with GPS NAV....
...should have taken that as a warning flag as both gals (one named Carolina...at least she was that night) were too hot to give nothing more than mediocre performances. So if you run into a hot Chica who has a car (with a "Cousin" equally as hot) , beware!! The best ride of the night will be in the car!!![/QUOTE]1st. Words out of her mouth was that she use to work at Black !
Bad News !
I explained to her that she was NOW working at a coffee shop !
As they walked past our table I asked them to sit down and they said they wanted to get something to eat .
I told them that the food is terrible and asked them if they would rather Eat or make Money .
They sat down immediately .
Hot Girl .
Killer ASS !
Looks Colombian.
Have Fun !
Better Luck next time !
TL.
Quoted $200.00 DOLLARS or $2000.00 Pesos !
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;444746]
Quoted $200.00 DOLLARS or $2000.00 Pesos ![/QUOTE]Well at least 2000 Pesos is not $300. You are paying 1200 Pesos plus drinks plus taxi at Hook. That's close to 2000 pesos. Maybe 2000 pesos is the new midnight to 3:00 AM market price. Don't shoot me I am just observing. I am in Bangkok right now and it is cheaper but I have been here a week and I am bored with it. The Thai girls work hard but the Latina is a more interesting woman. If my brother did not live here I would be long gone. Plus it is 103 degrees in the shade.
I had two different chicks that I have fucked in the past come up to me and ask me if we could leave because nobody else was talking to them. Both in the 1000-1500 range. I told them both the same thing, I fucked the sisters again today, hour and a half of killer fucking sex, 600 a piece.
I saw the chick being talked about, the little princess in the tight skirt. Just fucking laugh in their faces when they say 2000 pesos. At that number you're just going to get really shitty service, brother Dickhead and I have been saying this for years (and with the exception of 4 or 5 guys, between the two of us I would say we have nailed as many chicks as any 50 guys on this forum) generally speaking there is an inverse relationship between price and service. Chicks that are asking 2,000+ pesos think their pussy is worth that and that you should feel lucky just to fuck them, they won't be working for you. They are trying to leave you feeling as if you have been ripped off.
I had one of them over to dinner with some other friends this week and she strait up told me that she could give a shit less what kind of service she gave, that she will take the 200 dollars and be gone in 10 minutes if she thinks she can get away with it. She very proudly sat across the dinner table from me and characterized herself as an estufada (kind of a cross between a thief and a con man) seriously, she came right out and said it to my face.
You guys need to get back to the basics, no more than 1,000 even if you have to say no to 20 different chicks, no paying up front, fucking tell them you won't, because if they require it, that's because it is their intent to provide you with the absolute minimum of service and know there is no way you would pay them the 200 bucks after the 20 mins of shitty sex they are planning on giving you. They go where you want them to go, you don't go where they want you to go.
I don't know why I waste my time, none of you guys listen. Sorry BBM, you're completely out of touch, 2000 pesos is not even close to semi reasonable. You're my buddy and I know why you say that, but you're seriously out of touch with the realities of life here and what 2,000 pesos is worth. That's 1/5 of the average monthly salary for one hours work and please for the love of god stop with the 100 dollars has always been the cost of pussy stuff, I used to fuck so many really hot chicks out of both exedra and hook for 50 bucks that I've lost count. Translating that to dollars in the US means you should be paying hookers nearly 1000 bucks an hour. So please, please stop saying it's a reasonable price because it's not.
I'm sorry about the rant because I've long since given up on the night time girls, there simply is no value left there. I guess I should just shut up about it but it drives me crazy to keep reading that these kind of prices are in anyway reasonable.