One question Sidney, what was a ruler doing in your pants?
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One question Sidney, what was a ruler doing in your pants?
It is obvious that el syd has quite a bit of creative talent for fiction. I think that his brother mongers should encourage him to stretch his creative legs along with his Johnson.
Only kidding Sid, but the posting is great! It's great to read you post about mongering rather than other subjects. Please do so again soon.
Bob
I like you and will resist the temptation to say anything other that you could write a column for a gentleman's magazine.
I had the beginnings of what is now a flu, maybe I missed your grand seduction while I was occupied with a different type of stimulation.
[QUOTE=Sidney]We get in free. He is very Worldwide experienced (favorite is China) much younger, and the ho's all want him and his money. Ok with me because I don't have to reject them. For 2 hours, we only see 3 very doable chicas--a Peruvian (she wants $500, not pesos! And won't compromise! He laughs and sends her away to find a sucker) A tall, model type from the DR with a ''world class ass''(J and I met her recently) She wants me for 1 hour @ 300 pesos. I want 2 hours, she refuses. The same old Mada-ho's bullshit =get em off fast and get back. No fukin way for me! The 3rd was a charming, happy, tall, English speaking Dominican-- we both liked just being around her. But we were prospecting for daytime activity. Anyway, we let her slip away. The dichotomy--Many are / should be available for 200--300 pesos and apparently, a few locos that want big bucks. Negotiate hard or avoid! Few seem to get work (the happy Dominican easily found work)[/QUOTE]Syd-
That was quite fun, especially calling them at their own game. "Mad-as-hoes" is what you should call it. They are very happy to be w / you until you refuse their 80p girlie drink. Anyway, after we parted ways, I walked through Recoleta, hailed a cab and, low and behold ---- I'm right in front of Exedra. You know I can't resist --- and it's on the way to my hotel too! So, like all the other fools I take a seat at one of the only talbes available at 2AM, --- only to find a table full of 4 or 5 DOMINICANAS! What luck, not not "Lady" or your girl, but still there was at least two lookers in the bunch. Didn't seem to understand her name, but she had long black hair, small tits, but a great ass. Struggling through pleasantries in spanglish, we came to the conclusion that the only $200 I was about to pay was in Pesos - not dollars. Ok, froze our way to the Sheraton but soon warmed up starting in the elevator. Man, this girl loved to ---- well, everything! More and more of it. I tried to get her to leave at about 4, but she wanted to go at it again. I only had 1 condom and thought about turning it inside out! She slept a couple of hours and finally I heard the "ya me voy" signal, that it's time to pay up. She was ok w / the 200p and said she would see me tonight. Like hell, she wore me out! I'm sitting here at 10pm like a dumbass, typing this report. Maybe I'll sample some of those privados that you love so much tomorrow!
Twelve inches? Hmm.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Penis_percentile.jpg[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Penis_frequency.jpg[/url]
[QUOTE=Sidney]She drops to her knees and sees my thick, 12'' tool. She is estatic. Says that she has never seen such a big cock! She says that she has always dreamed of a huge cock like mine.
Tomorrow she wants me to fuck her and her bi-sexual lesbian lover. Of course I agree to her 2 wishes. How could I not? What a beautiful, wonderful sex queen! I offered her 600 pesos for the 4 hours of ecstasy and she refuses any money! She won't even accept taxi money. Again she begs me to fuck her every day. [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Tiny12]Twelve inches? Hmm.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Penis_percentile.jpg[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Penis_frequency.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]There I am, over on the right side of those charts, in fact, off to the right of the chart of itself. Not many fellows can match my huge cock, apparently.:p
[QUOTE=Tiny12]Twelve inches? Hmm.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Penis_percentile.jpg[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Penis_frequency.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]I had no idea I had such a big Dick.
Exon
Great link tiny,
That looks about right, I wonder where they got that picture of me?
Bad
Mongers,
Made a visit to Madahos last night with Erkinator73 in search of some top notch professional poontang around 2am. The price of admission remains $50AR and chica drinks remain at $80AR. The truth is there are lots of hot girls in this place and they are much younger and fresher looking than Newport, for example. I negotiated a $300 AR price for my buddy Erkinator73 for an 18 year old flaquita from the southern suburbs of Buenos Aires. Afterwards, I wandered around and was able to spot a truly beautiful half Brasilian / half Paraguayan whom I recognized from my office. I approached her and let it be known that I was very interested in her services. She then proceeded to ask me if I knew the "tarifa" at Madahos, to which I responsed $300AR, and she informed me that it was actually $450AR. Naturally I told her I would not pay that and she claimed the owner would "killer her" if she took any less. I walked away and about 5 minutes later she comes up to me and says she only asked for the higher number because another girl was listening and she would be happy to take the $300AR. So off we went to Penguin's apartment for some action.
Erkinator73 and I arrive at Penguin's apartment with the two chicas and immediatly open a bottle of Chandon and start caressing, kissing, and generally molesting the chicas. After about 40 minutes of messing around drinking champagne and watching Penguin's 42 inch wall-mounted plasma tv, I take "Yanina" (not real name) to Penguin's bed and get to business. This girl has a truly amazing body with the finest natural breasts I have ever had to pleasure to get my hands on. She also has a very exotic look, as she was born in Belo Horizonte to a Brasilian father and and a Paraguayan mother. Amazing, skin, hair, and body and with several sessions over the 2 hours of actual action she was well worth the $300AR (which is by FAR the most I have ever paid in Argentina) Good bareback bj but unfortunatly she would not let me penetrate bareback, but I had no problem cumming twice nevertheless using the rubber.
My overall impression of Madahos is that it is expensive, yes, however it overall has the highest bar of chica standard of all the boliches of Buenos Aires. If you pull a chica out later in the night (after 2:30) you can avoid all the multiple chica drinks nonsense and you can get the multiple hour session you want for the same univerally acceptable $300AR price. This was the first time I pulled a chica out of Madahos since November 2005 (see report) and I will not pull one out for probably another 2 years, but I concer that I am very satisfied with the experience on this occaison.
Suerte,
Dirk Diggler
I've been window shopping there from time to time Dirk and I must agree with you theres some really beautiful women in their.
Its sorta like anything else in life, You get what you pay for. Theres a girl I've met in their that quoted me $600 peso's and I'm actually thinking about it. Gorgeous MotherFucker and the memory of the experience might be worth $200 bucks.
Exon
Ex! Are you under the influence of some sort of mind bending drug? Has it been far too long since you have dipped your fly-line? Anymore posts like this and I may start to confuse you with BAD! We'll discuss this and other more important issues (ie. 8 wt fully bent) in early November Cocksucker! Happy Mongering. T
Went by Saturday night mostly to sight see as the prices seem a bit high for my taste. The place was full of quality chicas. One told me they had over a hundred girls working that night. Not sure if there were quite that many, but easily 60-80. They all started with $200 US and I couldn't get any below $400 pesos for an hour. After two 50 peso beers this domican chica starts shaking her booty in my face. I've never had a domican, and after Masthopes influence from Cattos I was a little intrigued. She started with $200 US as well, but quickly came down to 300 pesos for and hour and half completo with photos. She is far from the best at Madahos, but price seemed reasonable for this place and she had some great moves. So after a drink for both of us we left for my apartment.
After many drinks that night, I required a lot of work to get the job done, but as I said this chica had the moves. Nice big booty, big natural tits, but a little more of a tummy than I saw in the darkness of the bar. I guess the spandex pants probably concealed some as well. The cola was fairly tight and she seemed to enjoy it. Pics to follow later as my internet connection is too slow tonight to upload. I would not repeat at that price, but it was a fun night. I took her at about 2am and she was going back to the club at 3:30am so I guess you have to go later than that if you want to keep them for the night. She quoted 200 pesos in the day, but suspect she could be talked down to 150. PM me for the digits.
Face shot to follow in the private gallery.
I was asked by a couple of friends to show them around town on Monday night. It was their first trip to BsAs and they wanted a some help with translation and to get the "lay of the land" a little before venturing out on their own. After a great dinner, we started at Jazz club, drank one beer and left as quick as possible. We were the only guys and they only had about 6-7 girls, nothing better than a 5 or 6.
I told them we should go to Madahos and off we went. I experienced the sticker shock of entrance fees (sadly, gone are the days or entering free on Jackson's name) and we found a seat. I will say one thing, the dancers in this place are smoking hot. I don't know what the going rate for a date with one of them would cost in total, but all the ones I saw were 9's. There weren't a lot of girls, being Monday and all, but a few cuties. I told my friends to enjoy their drinks slowly, as replacements are 70p each and if they spotted something they wanted to talk to, let me know. One choose a good looking blonde in a smoking hot dress. She came over and I tried to act as a translator. My buddy was interested, so I told her that he would pay 250p (knowing it was a low ball offer) She acted a little offended and said her minimum was 450p, I asked if that was for all night long or until my friend asked her to leave. She said no, only for 1 1/2 to 2 hours. I told her that he didn't want to buy her only rent for a few hours. This got a smile out of her. I told her that he would pay 300p for the 1 1/2 hour session, but no more. She said that 400 was her lowest. I told her he wouldn't pay that, so she walked off. We talked to a couple more and had one girl offer 350p for short time, but my buddies weren't interested.
We left after paying for the second round and went to La Lopez, no cover charge to enter this time, and there weren't more than 20 girls, a couple I remember from Madahos 2-3 years ago. We sat at the bar and talked to a couple of girls. My buddies bought a couple of girls a drink and I thought that for sure something was brewing. It was now about 4 am and I figured they had some barganing power since we were the only guys in the place. I again offered 250p and was told no that 450 was a min. I told her that he would pay 300p for todo la noche and she said she had to do something with her kids the next day and couldn't stay all night. We were pretty tired and they were frustrated so we started to leave (after paying a 300p bar tab for 5 drinks) on the way out I spoke to a real cute gal that looked pretty young. I had seen her dance a little, but my buddy asked me to see if she would leave with him. He was only interested in a longer time, because it was late and he was tired. She agreed to 300p, but only a 1 1/2 hour visit, because she had to go home with her girlfriend. She said she had only been working for a couple of weeks and I believe it.
We decide to leave without and on the way out saw the first two ladies waiting for a taxi, I asked them if they wanted to reconsider and got a "no gracias".
I am continously surprised by the rate of "tang" inflation. I know it is more expensive these days, but a 100% increase in the last two years or so is incredible. I told my freinds to try the triangle clubs last night or Excedra, but don't have a report as of yet.
I know that quality at a resonable price is available, it just looks like it will take a little more work to uncover it. The joy of the search!
Sky