2005 Reports

Very nice Mouse,

Her ass reminds me of Roberta's from Cafe Orleans

By the way did you guys happen to run into Carolina at DickHeads birthday at Catto's and or is she still working their.

Happy Birthday DickHead

EXon

[QUOTE=Exon123]By the way did you guys happen to run into Carolina at DickHeads birthday at Catto's and or is she still working their.[/QUOTE]

I ran into ¨A¨Carolina, but not the ballwasher.

I thought you had given up on her?

Exon, Carolina from Catto's was not at the bash, but was working last night and I gave her a "Big" Hello from you Exon. She told me she was going to quit working in a month or two. Yeah, Right! BTW, she tried, but I said No.

I saw Carolina, the Ball Washer, at Orleans this afternoon and she was looking ok. I think she may have given up the "Junk" because she was looking much better than the last time. I also gave her a kiss and hello from all.

OTH, I can't get anything by you. I Lost my "Chilean" virginity with that woman who has to be one of the most incredible sex machines with the greatest attitudes in BA. She wouldn't let me sleep and she didn't leave until well after 9.

Time for another Mouse Adventure

FYI: For those of you who knew Guiliermo, the door man at Affaire, he died from a heart attack while at the casino a couple months ago.

OTH, I can't get anything by you. I Lost my "Chilean" virginity with that woman who has to be one of the most incredible sex machines with the greatest attitudes in BA. She wouldn't let me sleep and she didn't leave until well after 9.
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Mouse,

Dickhead gave her a great recommendation while we were in Cattos one night last November. Boy was he ever right!!! She is my first and only Chilean to date. What a bod! And really enjoys her work!

A few days later, I had a 3 way with her and Susana (I believe no longer at Cattos) that still brings a smile to my face. I saw her again in April a few weeks ago. She is awsome and so much fun to be with! Loves to joke and laugh!

Yes Jimito I have sorta given up on Carolina but frankly its so bad here in sex prison she crossed my mind hearing about all you guy's at Catto's. She's really not a bad person but about a loyal as a cockroch.

As for Caroline the "Ball Washer" she can easly be found at Cafe Orleans starting about 4:00 pm in the afternoons. Hang around and if you don't see her check out New Port about midnight. She moonlights their sometimes if things arn't going well down town.

Caroline is good value for between $150 to $200 pesos.

All though she's mad at me right now. Couple trips ago I ran into her at Orleans just before I was flying home. I was short on peso's and tried to make a deal for a freebe at the Horzontie Hotel as I had room money only.

I promissed her I'd pay her double on my next trip down to B.A. if she'd go along with the deal as we were good fuck buddies. He answer was a flat "NO", some friend.

Well anyway I run into her again my last trip down in March. I sit down and remind her of the deal I had proposed the last time I saw her. She had remembered it very well and was very pissed off. She knew I was good for the $300 pesos and I would have paid her right then and there right on the spot. She was Pissed.

It all worked out alright as I was bumped off the plane that night, went back to the City and fucked Carolina after visiting the ATM against The Mouse & DickHeads better judgement.

Exon

I always try to see at least one spanish language film while I´m here. I saw the above titled movie, but don´t think I´d recommend it for anyone who isn´t into art house films and such. It´s about the Argentinian space force blowing up the moon, or trying to anyway. It´s set in the future, and certainly on the ¨funky¨side.

I went to an early (4pm) showing, and the only other guy in there left about 2/3rds of the way through.

They do have a cute spaceman out front doing a promo for it.

Hello everyone,

I have been lurking on the board for a while now and hope to be taking a trip to BsAs in the near future. I have some questions. 1. Is clothing inexpensive in BsAs? Could you give examples of how much say dress shirts or sport coats cost. 2. What is the general dress attire in the different clubs and is it different for clubs in recoletta compared with flores? How about dress at restaurants. 3. How do you suggest I bring money while on vacation? I don't have an atm card of any type and I can't take money from my credit card from an atm. I was thinking I take about U$S600-700 in travelers cheques and about U$S to cash right away when I get into the country. I will then use my Credit Card at every opportunity I can. At what places can I cash travelers cheques and are the exchange rates fair?

Thank you for the information in advance and I hope to meet some of you down there.

Awfman

David 33 and I had arranged to taxi-pool to the Sunday mixer at the Mansion on Sunday. We head out, and get there in good time. I can *almost* get there without the map now.

We get there, and Jackson greets us and shows us around a bit. Silvina and Maria Nieve (Twin number 1) are there as well. It´s always relaxing talking to the other guys when in BA.

Silvina is a great hostess and super friendly. This was the first time I had met her, and I was very impressed. Warm empanadas, drinks and snacks were passed around for all.

I´m not sure who came next. Hunt99 and Seismo were there when we got there or pretty soon after. Capt Dave is off in Paraguay, I think.

Twin number 1, Maria Nieve was there, and she was very tempting to me. I was told that one twin had implants and was shaved, and the other didn´t and wasn´t. I was told (not mentioning any names, cough) that I had the all natural one at first, and then later told that I had the unnatural one after I had ravaged her. It´s not a critical thing, but I like small to medium in the breast department. Implants *usally* mean big, so I usually don´t go there.

I decided to take Nieve upstairs while she was still ¨fresh¨. I´ll report on that in another post.

When I came down it was raining, and most of the guys were in the back. Dickhead had arrived and was being the BBQ Chef. He braved the rain, and did a great job on the beef and sausages.

We all sat down in the dining room and had a nice dinner with the steaks, potato salad, bread, sausages (small and large) and drinks gracefully served by Silvina.

Dickhead recalled a sweet adventure to the Amazon with a girl whom he would NOT fuck, and a number of other interesting, and even possibly, true stories.

After dinner, we had a nice cake, I think that Seismo brought. We had long discussions on the social security system, and other ex-pat like things. Silvina and Maria number 1 went upstairs to do a photo shoot. She´s going to be added to Silvina´s recommended girls, so they needed get some good shots for the website.

When they came down, they were looking at the other girls pictures on the Argentinaprivate site, and laughing like teenagers. Get two girls together, looking at pictures of other naked girls, and it´s always fun.

I also asked Maria Nieve if her breasts were real again. She stated emphatically that they were. Being the brash dolt that I am, I asked her to prove it. She pops her babies out, and it examine them carefully. As in the room, they looked real to me. Large, but nice. I did the squeeze test, top to bottom, side to side, etc. I´m not expert in the least, but I think they´re real.

Maria heads off, and a minute later the buzzer rings again, and it´s another taxi. David 33, Seismo and myself share a taxi, and go back to Jackson´s Recoleta pad. I´ll let one of those guys report on the nights meanderings if they wish.

Jackson and Silvina were great hosts, and the company, food and everything was great. If you get a chance to go to BA and they´re having a Mansion party, check it out.

I just got done fucking my Méxican chica, Erika, and it seems that Punter 127 and Manson#?? have been fucking her too. Is nothing sacred any more? BTW that is the fastest a chica has ever gotten to my apartment. From the time I hung up the phone it was 18 minutes. Solo Empanadas can't even beat that.

Can that gal kiss or WHAT?

I´m going to go check out 2 or 3 places in Flores tomorrow night. I figure Doly´s and another 1 or 2 places. Meet in FRONT of Jackson´s apartment (But don´t ring the bell, since I don´t know if David the current occupant is going or not.) at 11pm. I´ll hang around for a bit, but not sure for how long. Please call or PM me if you´re interested, so I can figure out if we need multiple cabs or not.

I´d figure we´ll be gone 2-3 hours. Hopefully my cell phone is working now. The number is 15-5958-7233. I turn it off when I occupied or asleep.

(Flores is out in the burbs a bit. Low cost Boliches, but lots of girls to choose from.)

For those who don´t know where Jackson´s apartment is, it´s across from the McDonalds at the Village Recoleta Mall.

I have been in BA for a month now, and have just discovered section 59 of Clarin newspaper.

it's freakin' fantastic! lots of girls in the 25-50 peso range. That's about 9-17 US dollars.

it's true many of them are of poor to marginal quality, but there are some diamonds in the rough, particulary the ones in Belgrano and Palermo.

it's amazing that the girls at Black, while really hot, could ask for US$200 when a monger could just go through the classifieds and find one for less than US$20.

Let me qualify my post by saying that I prefer the cute girl-next-door type, and not the fake-tit-ball-busting kind found at Black's.

of course, you will need to speak some spanish to navigate the classifieds. but it is well worth it.

yos

Yossarian, which women specifically did you try? Which ones were good and which ones were bad? Details please.

BTW sometimes apartment girls also advertise in Clarin and you can use this info to try to get the Clarin price at the apartment, avoiding the risk of having additional chicas running through your place. I did this with some success in 2003 but it is somewhat time consuming to match up the phone numbers.

I'll in BA May 26-31 staying at the mansion. If anyone wants to meet up, so be it.

I have to ask again,

Pardon my ingnorance, but where is she at now?

Well, I´m off to the airport tonight, and thought I´d mention a few things before I leave.

I got a number of PM´s from newbies here, almost all with 0 posts. I know that with the changeover from WSG, that some may not had a chance to post here yet. However, the only way to make this board work is for ALL of you to post.

Even if it´s a average chica that someone has posted on before, give us some details. Did you find a great restaurant? Post about it. You don´t have to tell us how long your toe nail clippings are (that´s my job), but give something back to Argentina Private.

Make a Best Chica/Worst Chica list. Post some pictures too, if you can.

I remember when I first met Mickey Mouse a couple of years ago. He was a wealth of knowledge, had been almost everywhere, but didn´t really post! Now he does, and everyone gains from it.

Now on to one of my favorite subjects, food.

Best Empanadas: Probably Rodizio has the best, but most probably won´t go there. Next best is a tie between La Americana and La Continental.

Pizza Bum´s are okay. Puerto Montt´s are pretty mediocre, Ugi´s are cheap. Did I mention they´re cheap? You get what you pay for there.

Best cheap steak: Grant´s buffet. I really thought the quality here was good. 11 pesos for lunch, and the parrilla was really good for this price.

Best Steak, 14 pesos or more. El Yugi´s 14 peso Bife de Chorizo is just marvelous. It´s enough to make you go catatonic if you eat it all. A huge sucker, not real tender, but great flavor. I enjoyed it more than the 29 peso Lomo I had at El Establo the day before.

Buffet: Well if you´re going to spend lots of money, Rodizio is nice for an all around meal. I liked their ¨come around the table¨ type meat service, but some don´t. Quality of meat was good, but not excellent. For value, I´d pick Grant´s. 11 pesos for lunch M-F, but you must buy a drink or pay a 1 peso surcharge. Comer by Affaire is okay, but they´re the same price as Grant´s once they add on their 1 peso ¨servicio de mesa¨. You have to buy a drink there too. Comer´s Parrilla is really weak.

Okay, now to my other favorite subject: chicas.

Best boliche: Catto´s. Nice selection of chicas, lower drink prices and such. One doorman is a bit of a prick (Asked for a tip, and then almost threw the 1 peso back at me), and one of the meseros seemed pretty pissy my last time in there as well.

Best Privado: Maipu. For 50 pesos, you get a good quality chica, both gave nice BBBJ´s with no mention of tip, didn´t ask for a tip whatsoever. Delivery for the same price, with slightly inflated taxi fare. Thanks for the heads up on this one, Seismo.

The tour of Flores was interesting as well. While I didn´t pull any, there were some that looked decent. However, with the 50 peso per hour departamento on Maipu, it is a bit hard to justify 100 or 120 peso per hour at Envidia or Doly´s.

I´ll post my best Chica when I get back to the US. I´ve got to go find my last victim right now.