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Chopper, you must have misunderstood them at Catto's. Anyway I just dumped two loads into Rafaela before she headed off there so anyone who kisses her tonight will be gobbling my goober. And no, she did not shower afterwards. 120 pesos. She had offered me a discounted BJ if she could just come by and get her perfume but since she was a scout and coaxed out another load I gave her the same as last time. Oh and actually if you want to kiss her tonight I did not come in her mouth. Really. Suerte.
Chopper,
Do not feel that bad about Whiskeria. If you could only had read
my report on that place; you are not the only one. In fact, I fear
for my life when that monster came to the table and told me I
had to pay, he even wanted to get into my wallet, when I told
him did not have any more pesos, he ordered me to pay in US$
and believe me did not have a choice.
Exon-You reports alone make the WSG a place I wouldn't want to miss. Where else can a woman go from the best lay to the biggest ***** in a mere day? Don't let them tie you down. I think you should hang out with Dickhead more, he'll keep you out of serious trouble.
RE: DFK
Due to bad breath, smoking and possibly multiple loads taken that day, I always insist that they brush or at least use the mouthwash that I bring with me. Most do it with out asking and none have declined my request.
Makes me feel a bit better to DFK a clean and minty mouth!
Yes, very important to always carry breath mints and have toothbrushes available. I go through about 2-3 packs of Tic Tacs per week and buy 4-5 toothbrushes a week. It's also advisable to carry some chocolate at all times to give to those chicas that you want to take out at some future date but not that night, or to those you have taken out before but might not want to take out that particular night. Also carry moist towelettes; try to steal them from hotels and airlines whenever possible. Stuff your pockets with paper towels. Carry an extra comb and have some new ones available in your room. Save hotel size bottles of mouthwash and refill them from a larger bottle, and carry that too. Also put packets of jam and honey in your jacket pockets.
Yum. Monger on.
Dickhead,
Good advised ... BTW, now days they sell small kits containing
all the necessary toiletry for those ocassions as described by
OTH, also Altoids can help a lot.
Chopper:
It would be a great idea to create a section called "Rip-Off places" under the Argentina directory. The first entry would be the wiskerias around Corrientes and Esmeralda (places that I warned not to visit several times before, but that info is hidden beneath hundreds of messages).
An advice: NEVER say "mi español es poco" to a bouncer, because it is an invitation to rip you off. Any person will figure it out after you pronounce a few words, so it's no use to say so.
Hope this helps.
Andres
Andres and Alboroto,
I agree with your suggestion that there should be a section on rip off places. Maybe it can be called the Shame file. I hope Jackson will create such an item to help warn out of towners as the information is otherwise buried under many posts.
Dickhead, I can ensure you that I did not misundertand what was said to me in English at Catto´s. Maybe there is a maverick doorman/barman in the place, but it is a worrying sign. I´m sure they wouldn´t try that sort of behaviour on regular such as yourself.
On a much brighter note
Last night I went to Hook. I arrived just before 10 PM and there was only one girl there at that point. I sat by myself away from the bar and more girls arrived and sat at the bar end. I just sat back and enjoyed my beers and checked out the chicas as I could (not easy from where i was sitting).
Eventually I caught the eye of a petite and young looking 21 y.o. lArgentinean lass, Nadia. By the time I left I had about 5 or 6 cervezas and bought her a couple of glasses of Champagne for which I paid less than 80 pesos. By this time the place was starting to fill up.
I took her for the night for 250 pesos. As soon as we got to the room the french kissing started. She was however was nervous about getting paid so I reassured her by showing her the colour of my money. With this reassurance she relaxed and we went through a vertable packet full of condoms by noon today (Although i can´t say that I came that many times - Cialis tends to do that to you). I was going to leave Argentina today for Uruguay or brazil but have now put those plans back for a day as I will be with Nadia again tonight.
Thanks to Nadia my faith in Argentina as a valued mongering destination has been restored.
Happy mongering
Chopper
Altoids will burn your Jones off. [b]Not[/b] recommended if BBBJ is on the menu.
Chopper,
I had Johanna on my last trip too. She has a great body, and provided damn good service to me also, except she owned up to being 32 to me, my guess is add maybe a couple more. That body has taken her around the world, glad to see she has made a stop in BA.
BTW, I went home last night after another 12hr work day (hate all you lucky bastards in BA right now), flipped on the tube to watch the "Amazing Race", and guess where most of the show took place...right in the heart of Recoletta. Thankfully the BA scenes took place during the day, so no mongers were spotted.
EZE :)
Apartmens in BA and suburbs
I visited the following apartments during this week (no action, though):
1) Sarmiento 1828 1º A
Run-down place (as fas as for decoration). Good attitude from the receptionist, 2 girls available (Lorena, a so-so petite girl, and Cami, a nice but average girl, pointed out as the number 1 girl of the place due to attitude). ar$30 for 30 minutes and ar$40 the hour. May come back to check it out again (best time to go: 1PM to 3 PM)
2) Sitio de Montevideo 1016, Lanus (Southern suburb).
Very discreet and clean place, but girls are not beautiful. 4 were occupied and 3 free, none of them above 5 on my scale. Given that it takes 30-60 minutes to get there by car during the day, it may not be worth to visit the place. ar$30 for 30 minutes and ar$50 the hour.
Both places open 24 hr.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Andres,
My experiences have told me that even if you speak Spanish,
those heavyweight bouncers or ladies, as soon they heard
your accent, they know you are tourist and the ripped starts.
I considered myself a well traveled person, but have fear for
my life as I was at Whiskeria ... Believe me, if this heavyweight
bouncer have told me to give him my wallet, probably would
It was a very scary experience.
I will resume posting about my June visit to Bs. As., after having been interrupted by a two week trip to the great Northwest. Check future reports on the Vancouver, Seattle, and Portland boards if interested.
I definitely should have stayed in Argentina all summer. Fortunately, I did take copious notes to keep my memory fresh.
I want to comment on the best place that I found to buy Viagra in Bs. As. It is the previously mentioned Farmacia Azul at Av. Cordoba 533, just 1/2 block north of the Cafe Orleans.
No prescription necessary, of course, with prompt and friendly service, and all credit cards accepted. The best bargain is the red generic sildenafil, under the name brand "Magnus."
You can buy ten 50 mg pills for AR$48, but it is better to buy the 100 mg size for AR$65. Most of you mongers can cut them in half and get 20 doses that come out to only US $1.10 each, less than 10% of the cost in the states.
The new Levitra and Cialis were not bargained priced (no generics yet, I guess), so I passed on those.
I can attest that the generic Viagra works perfectly fine, no need to pay more for the name brand. The next paragraph is not to boast, but only to give testimony to how effective the assist was from the little pill.
My favorite chica told me my cock was "resistente," which gave me pause because I certainly wasn't resisting her at all. She assured me that it means "virile, hardy, strong." Later I saw that my Spanish/English dictionary agreed, so I felt better. Another chica dubbed me the "Incredible Hulk."
I'm not used to those kind of comments, so either their Argentine manners include inflating a gringo's ego, or this stuff really works. I have no doubt that it is the later.
DB
I decided to do some window shopping, as a new monger friend convinced me to go to Black with him. A banker from Nicaragua, money is no object to him, and he quickly picked out his favorite 21 year old cutie and split.
I was just going to take a walk or two around the place, when I noticed a drop dead gorgeous blonde, a true Marilyn Monroe clone. She was surrounded by four men, so I figured there was no harm in looking. I watched her for a while, becoming more smitten, until I took a moment to visit el bano.
I made a wide arc on my way out the door to head back to my hotel and shot one last look around the place. Behold, there she was sitting all alone at the bar, looking even more fetching than before. Perhaps it was an omen, I convinced myself.
What would it hurt to chat a bit? Really, now?
Plenty, as I would find out.
She turned up the charm and was all over me. Celia, from Brazil, spoke excellent English, which I have read is a bad sign. But she was just so damn perfect looking that I simply buckled at the knees. Damn, am I weak!
She wanted $200 American to come to my room. At least I had the presence of mind to bargain her down to $125, but she also got me to pay for two drinks on top of that. She wrapped a bright red coat around her skimpy black halter dress and we were off.
At the hotel she agreed to pose for the obligatory photo with me. Tuliman, my night doorman, had learned quickly that it was his job to get a clear picture, in-focus and close-up, to earn his two pesos. Celia was still exuberant at this point (my money wasn't in her purse yet), and she grabbed me and tongued me deep for the snapshot. Tuliman snickered, knowingly, perhaps.
Once in the room, money exchanged hands, and I saw the beast within come out. She didn't like my condoms, my lubricant, my bed, or my music. Above all, she clearly didn't like me. She became nasty, barking orders, making rules, I guess she thought I should feel forever fortunate that she would grace my presence for only $125.
After a short, mechancial CBJ, she would only get on top for sex, tired quickly, and insisted on finishing me off with a hand job. "It's just my job," she said, without any sense of pride or work ethic whatsoever.
By then I realized that if I held out for what I had overpaid for, I would end up with nothing at all. I had best accept what a fool I was. As soon as I came I immediately asked her to leave, the only chica who I didn't appreciate enough to walk down to the taxi. "Just get the hell out."
Everyone here was right, and I am stupid. Stay away from Black, as there is so many friendlier woman and much better value for the money everywhere else in Bs. As.
DB
[blue]Hi DB,
You could have also have discovered her true personality and avoided the worthless scene if you have followed this simple rule:
NEVER PAY FIRST
If you had insisted that you were going to pay when the session was finished, she would have turned pissy when she discovered your resolve not to pay in advance, whereupon you could have escorted her back to Black (remember, you are a gentlemen) and had another drink and possibly have left with another chica.
BTW, The reason you would always escort a malcontented chica back to the club is to protect your reputation. If she goes back alone, she'll tell everyone who will listen (managers, other chicas, etc.) that your ripped her off. If you return with her, she can't make that story stick.
BTW #2, I'm not suggesting that paying first will always result in a bad experience, but every bad experience I've ever had ALWAYS included me paying first (see the 1707 Sante Fe section). Personally, I'd rathger lose out a small percentage of otherwise good sessions as a consequence of avoiding the large percentage of inevitable bad sessions.
Just stand your ground. Remember, you're the man.
Jackson[/blue]
Oh Christ. This is ridiculous. 250 is way too much to pay at Hook whether you speak Spanish or Swahili, even it it is toda la semana, and nobody in history has ever paid a 110 cover at Catto's. Or any cover. There is no cover there and never has been. And I am obviously not a native speaker of Spanish and I have not run into any "killer bouncers" and if I do I will give them a "moon gotcha."
Do you guys who know about the board [b]read[/b] the fucking board before you come here??????
Frustrated with these types of mongers :<(
Alboroto:
I agree that people try get advantage from visitors anyway. However, saying upfront (without any previous question) "Yo hablo poco español" or similar is translated as "I have no clue of this place, please tell me what to do or how much to pay". That is, by saying that the bouncer or the lady can take the initiative to set prices.
Andres
Alboroto, that situation in the Whiskeria was simply an inexpensive lesson for you personally and for the rest of us generally. No harm done, and only a few dollars lost. Laugh about it, I say.
-Uncle Otto
What's going on down there?
I think all of Exon's ex-girlfriends have united to put him down because we haven't heard from him lately.
And DH has a TLN Favorita from every club in the triangle and is doing strangers from Catto's! Doesn't sound like Love to me!
I think I might have to make another trip to investigate this matter and make sure everyone is ok.
The first week of august is looking good,
MM
So my post of last night was a bit harsh and I have apologized to Chopper. I did see that he didn't pay the 110 "cover" but I was there that night and it was the same doorman as always so it is strange. Plus I don't think that the doorman there speaks English. Maybe a tout was trying to pull a fast one when the doorman wasn't there.
Anyway I was in a bad mood when I posted it because of the following experience at Nuevo Estilo. I decided to do takeout after being informed by Jackson that it is indeed available despite rumors to the contrary. This "Turqa" or something like that is always hanging around and she has a larger body which I was in the mood for after doing so many skinny favoritas and colegialas. We agreed on "between 100 and 150 depending on the time" and went to my apartment. It was 3:15 when we left and I assumed she wouldn't have to go back. When we got there she called someone, presumably Nuevo Estilo, and gave them the exact address including apartment number. Then she wanted to be paid first but did not put up much of an argument when I refused.
CBJ, sex, more CBJ, more sex. Pretty good. She spent 50 minutes there, but only about half an hour in the cama what with having a beer and washing up before and after. Maybe 35 minutes tops. So I offered 120 and she is saying, no that is half an hour and an hour is 200. Bullshit. We negotiated 100-150 and this is right in the middle (I didn't have another 5 or 10, only hundreds). So she says she thought I meant half an hour. I said, well then why would I have negotiated a price that depended on the time spent? She starts saying that all the other girls get 200 an hour and of course this reminds me of my experience with tall blond waitress De'bora. So I say look I have fucked most of the better gals in there and I've never paid 200 and always 150 and that is for a full hour with no drinks or messing around. Anyway, I gave her 150 after a trip to the ATM and said if we do this again we will specifically negotiate time AND money, but we probably won't do this again. Taxi money requested and refused. Then she called (NEB??) again to say she was leaving so I guess she had to go back even at 4:30 which made no sense to me.
I think I will only go there on Wednesday, early, for free pizza, free admission, and only do Antonela. Blond waitress Agostina kept telling me how much she wanted to go with my tall Australian friend but was insisting on 200. That place is too expensive for pussy. I'll take the bus there, drink early, get horny from the show, and pull pussy from elsewhere. Been disappointed in everyone but Antonela although not terribly so. I admit she is a tough act to follow.
I've had good success in the triangle without negotiating all the details in advance but it isn't working for me at NEB.
PS Mouse no TLN from Hook's. I did invite Sandra to spend the night once back in March, the first time I ever did that, but she said the bed in the Marbella was too small. Also not going to do TLN with the favorita from Catto's any more. She is too hard to sleep with.
Dear fellow mongers familiar with Buenos Aires:
Does anyone know if its possible to get Cialis or Levitra without prescription in drug stores?
If so, what's the price?
Are there generic versions and are they safe?
Thanks
Exon Reporting: Was out with DickHead last night after changing Hotels to hide from Carolina. Yes it was Nuevo Estilo and free pizza night, even Jackson showed up.
Lot of cuite pies in there but I´d been drained twice already, really almost three times. I wouldn´t let the girl finish me off with the hand job durning the Massage earlier in the day. I opted to save the sperm for Feranada´from Cafe Orleans at the Hotel Horazonte.
Then on my way home I run into blond Caroline at Cafe Excerda of all places. (Mouse you know her) Anyway I kept saying no and we ended up at my Hotel for a session anyway. thease girls just will not take no for answer.
Id been doing Maria Paula at the Dazzler and had to move as you might remember because of Carolina, and mentioned it to Maria, not Carolina but I was moving.. I casully told her I might move into the De Las Americs just up the street. Guess what ?, Im eating, no, drinking coffee its 9:30 in the morning and Maria Paula walks into the dinning room looking for me.
Its 8:30 at night and Ive just gotten rid for her. Im all fucked out for the day, for we´ve been fucking all day except for lunch. So now Im headed for Recoleta and dinner.
Exon
BTW blond Carolina is known as the "ball washer" and if you want to see her call Orleans and ask for Carolina #4.
Peter P:
The answer is a resolute Yes. It has been covered many times before. See [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=197501#post197501][red]here[/red][/url], for example. The second pharmacy I mentioned in the post is closer to Recoleta.
Happy mongering.
Peter P.
The pharmacy at the North end of Puerta Madera will take care of you. Packages of 4 is what you are looking for.
Aahh, Carolina #4 the Ball Washer (my nickname I believe) and you're right, she doesn't give up and goes until your batteries run out. She is not a young hard body, but her passion & enthusiasm are exceptional.
Bennie,
You obviously haven't spent time with Antonela (& Pamela).
I think I'm beginning to miss this place,
MM
Absolutely sage advise, Jackson.
You are dead right on, as I learned the hard way. It bears repeating, so I am taking the liberty of quoting you:
"NEVER PAY FIRST"
I definitely agree that it is worth losing out on a few sessions to avoid the big ripoffs. I will follow your advise and hope this inspires other to do so also. Thank you!
DB
Uncle Otto,
You are correct, my life is worth more than US$60.00,
again, even if the bouncer had asked for more $$$,
there is no question in my mind: I would had give it
to him. After left the place walked another block or
two and stop at the bank for more pesos, of course
not for Whiskeria.
Andres,
Wish I could fake my Spanish, however, its my
native language ... but thanks for the suggestion.
Fellow Mongers,
Beware ... MM is cuming in August. therefore,
try to get as much pussy as you can.
Peter P.
Read this report I posted on El Salvador Forum, BTW even
thou I bought two boxes have not try it as yet.
Super D, Lawyer & Cptease,
Read this message from a fellow monger. I am going to Argentina
soon; however, the price its not the one that appears on the
message. PM if you are interested. Presently I do live in
El Salvador. I believe do have the right price, since I bought
some for a fellow monger who live in the US.
Alboroto/Sweet Lou
After getting that squared away it was time to go find some vitamin V or similar. Here is a good find...
533 Cordoba near St Martin is Farmacia Azul del Pacifico.
There I purchased 20 50mg tablets of sildenifil for 56 pesos.
Forget the brand name..its a red and white box. After 2 nights of usage both D Rock and I can attest to its working!
Peter P and Fellow Mongers,
Lets get down to business ...
Here is the complete information of my buying:
Sildenafil Sandoz
50 mg
20 Comprimidos
I bought two boxes for ar$ 180.00, paid with
Credit Card, perhaps thats why paid that much.
Listen to Roxana, guys. She knows of which she speaks.
While taking Roxana's city tour (highly recommended, see my post under Roxana's section), we discussed the internet girl that she had scheduled for me the following night. Roxana said that at US$100, she was much more expensive than most and wondered why I would be willing to pay that much.
I pulled out the photos of Morena from:
http://www.buenosairesmodels.com/morena.html
"If she is really this girl, Roxana, I would pay any price. She's my perfect dream girl. If she is really this girl."
Roxana was a bit stunned, and joked "if she does look like this, I would want to do her myself!"
Roxana assured me that the agency promised that it was definitely the girl in the photos (I had instructed her to ask). However, she thought the girl looked just too perfect and photos too professionally done, and wondered if it could really be true.
The next night I eagerly awaited the call from the hotel desk that announced that "Senorita Morena" had arrived. I hustled downstairs, caught my breath, and tried to look cool and collected. I needed to calm the adrenaline so as to be still my tell-tale heart.
I looked around the lobby for my perfect beauty. Finally, I gave up. I asked the desk clerk where Senorita Morena was.
"Standing right here" he said as he motioned to the girl within two feet of me. I immediately knew that she wasn't the chica in the photo.
Not bad, though. Although the eyebrows were a bit heavy. Then the longer I gazed at her, it struck me that she was certainly attractive. Definitely first class. Yes, she was lovely.
Not a perfect ten face, although maybe a seven, perhaps even an eight.
I was trying to decide how I would tell her that I was going to take a pass.
At that very moment, perhaps sensing my hesitation, she sprung into action. She unbuckled her jacket and leaned against the pillar, showing me an absolutely wonderful pair of tits, and revealing plenty of flesh at the midriff of her tiny, smooth abdomen.
No, it wasn't the perfect ten body I had ordered up, but damn, if it wasn't a nine!
These chicas really know how to fuck with your head, don't they?
The generic viagra was already coursing through my loins and the the sight of those tits caused the hulkster to grow.
My wallet wanted to turn her away, but my manhood wouldn't let me. I am so damn weak that the wallet always seems to be on the losing end of these battles.
Up to my room, and quickly into the session. I learned her real name was Miriam, and she was very pleasant, and very amenable to all of my desires. Energentic DFK, proficient BBJ, followed by intense prolonged sex in several different postions.
Next I had her lay on her side between my knees while I pumped and fucked her perfect tits. Miriam was thoroughly submissive as I came between her soft, full mounds, and even giggled as she wiped the overspray from her cheeks.
When she realized that I had shot most of my wad into her hair, she let out a gasp. But she immediately regained her composure, cleaned herself up, and handled it very professionally. Not another whimper.
We then engaged in conversation for the rest of the hour. She told me that her goal was to get out of the business before this year is up and start her own designer handbag company. (Shades of Monica Lewinsky?)
Miriam was excited that on Sunday she was doing a fashion shoot for a magazine (something Azul, if you locals care to look for it). She needs a little practice though, as she blinked during the first three photos that I shot of her, before I was finally able to snap one with her eyes open.
Overall, I found her personality to be pleasant, charming, and fun. I did like this chica!
My only disappointments were two, but they are BIG ones: 1). She wasn't the girl in the picture, and I hate a bait and switch; and 2). At US$100, she was severly overpriced.
Nonetheless, I had my chance to turn her down. As weak as I am, I did decide to spend the hour with her. I guess that's on me.
Upon retuning to the US, I showed the pictures of each of my partners in Bs. As. to my female buddy here. My friend selected Miriam as the prettiest and sexiest of them all. I don't agree, placing her fourth. However, the point is that Miriam is without question a beautiful, sexy, classy woman.
But she still wasn't the Morena pictured on that website!
DB
Vitamin V:
This last trip, I was walking around Palermo and thought I should get some V and 3 pharmacies would not sell without an Rx, (I think one said just have it faxed here, and one was FarmaCity so I was not too hopefull anyway). About a year ago, I had no problem at a pharmacy near or on Florida, where I asked, and he pointed to placard right on the counter, showing the prices for various mg's and # of tablets.
So, as I do not have the opportunity to go to the centro area for V shopping these days, can anyone give some places in Palermo where an Rx is not required?
Thanks,
MAG
Vitamin V:
There is a pharmacy on the corner of Rodriguez Peña and Vicente Lopez (or Guido) in Recoleta where I bought generic Sildenafil without problems in March this year. Don't remember the exact price, but cheap.
It is nearly across the street from a Norte Supermarket. There also is a FarmaCity in the area, NOT that, this is only good to buy cellphone recharges!
El Alemán
I just went to Farmacia Azul in Co'rdoba 533 and there is good news and bad news. Bad news is the 20 x 50mg sildenafil in the red box is now 60 pesos instead of 56 as reported earlier. The good news is a hefty 15% cash discount brings it down to 51. (edit: expiration date is Nov '05)
That should last me a long time as I only use 25 mg. and even so I rarely use it. I think I've only gone through 5 tabs in 6 weeks. Buying 100 mg tabs might be significantly cheaper for those who use 50 mg. I meant to price those but I forgot. Sorry.
This stuff should probably go in the General section from now on.
Dickhead,
Perhaps if you pay cash, you get the discount.
We should make sure to mentioned to our fellow
mongers, since I paid more with Credit Card. Also,
another tip: Make sure to check the expired date.
Mine are good until May 2005.
Anybody in the US want/need some, PM me
as I am leaving this coming Monday to the US.
Exon Reporting: Ok I got rid of Maria Paula about 8:30 and was in Recoleta for dinner about 9:00. After a couple Beefeaters, a bife de lomo with freedom fries and a dobla Muchins cafe creama for desert. I headed for affair, (the only club in Recoleta with value), the door man knew me so there was free admission.
Saw a nice gal by the name of Sylvia and got to chatting. As I looked over on the next bar stool there sit Lezeta. Now for those of you that don´t remember she is the girl that fiucked up Jacksons bed with the " PERIOD ". Well I was in the process of telling Sylvia the story and Lezeta was sitting there smiling and in walked Jackson. So they finally got to meet.
Anyway, sinced I was all fucked out from doing Maria Paula all day I passed on Sylvia after Jackson left with a little tart, $125 peso´s, and headed for black.
Black was jamed with Chica´s. Theres a Chica in their I really want to do. A come fuck me drop dead gorgeous blond I met on my last trip. I want to do this chick so bad I don´t care what the price is, so Im glad I was all fucked out and could pass on her.
Well my real purpose was to see an old friend, Clauda, whom I´d spent a week with on my first trip to B.A. just after 9-11-01 when a peso was a buck.
"Hola" Exon she says and "buy we a drink". Course and eighty pesco´s latter I have her phone number. I know, I know I spent less money buying DickHead and the Aussie dinner the other night than for Clauda´s drink, but Clauda is especial por mi. I can fuck her for $150 peso´s but not by pulling her out of Black.
Well anyway so much for Black. I got what I wanted, Clauda´s phone number, I was getting a bit tired so it was off to Cafe Excedra for a night cap and a look around.
Excedra was packed, Ive never seen so many chicas in their. There must have been at least fifty girls in there.´Well I sat down at table with two of them and orderd tea for the three of us. Amazing every woman in the place wanted to join us. Probably because I ws an Americano and looked like a pegion and of course I was buying.
Anyway I was offered everything by everybody. The best deal was a dobla for $100 peso´s which I passed on, the girls were particulary ugly and it was home to bed.
Well this morning I awoke with wood. I got to thinking about that Massage parlor hand job that I passed on the "finish" and thought why not. So about the time they were sentencing Martha Stewrt this morning I was shooting my load all over this Massuse as I was fingering fucking her and sucking on her tits. Im such a sicko
Say what you want about hand jobs but I believe in two things. There are two art forms in sex a blow job and a hand job. Thease are both sex acts that require skill too be good at. Anyone girl can fuck simply by spreading her leggs, but a really good blow job or hand job takes real skill.
Exon