2005 Reports

Tonight in an area bounded by Marcelo T de Alvear, San Martín, Carlos Pellegrini, and Córdoba, I counted a [b]record breaking[/b] 26 street walkers. Florida and Paraguay was hugely fertile, with the famous María, sister Andrea, eminently fuckable Melani, Romina, and newbie Ana María in attendance. Furthermore there was a fuckable chica in Bar Castelar, a first. Well, okay, she looked fuckable from ten yards away through a plate glass window but even that was a first. And I was pretty sober. All known areas were fully stocked. Three on the Magic Wall on the first pass and another one the second pass. One on Córdoba between Castelar and Orleans was fresh and shy and cute.

Exedra was jammed to the brim. Catto's had a very wide selection including [b]Exon's Carolina[/b], Romina, Rosa María, both Michaelas, Davey's kick boxer from Uruguay (Lorena?), Ángeles who is really hot, Rafaela, Nicole, Alejandra, Celeste, and some others. I would say that there were more chicas I have fucked all there at one time than I have ever seen (8 that I remember).

Ness was dead and sucked. The Savage Beast was there but was in Hyde mode rather than Jekyll mode. We did not stay. Now what about this Bárbaro on Tres Sargentos? We were quoted 6 pesos a beer and 15 for chicas and we saw one cute one through the window so we went in. There were some fuglies in there and my friend did not want to stay. Me, I think we should have stayed. There was a rock band in there and yeah 2.5 fuglies per do-able chica but I only need one and I bet they would go for <100. I'd confirm the drink prices once inside, though.

Oh yeah and in Pelvi's on Callao GiGi the Cat Woman did a pretty nasty full nude show. Plus the pool table upstairs, while not the best, is better than the tables at Deep Blue.

But I had good cheap sex in the afternoon so I saved my bullets and my pesos for another day. Great weather and a fun night in the streets of Buenos Aires.

I remain, your faithful correspondent, yours truly,

Richard Head, Putañero y Borracho

Question for fans of 1707 Santa Fe: I noticed on some of the posts, people have talked about taking a chica back to your hotel. I've always found hot chicas there, but consider the place a dump. What's the routine for taking a chica out? How do I ask and what do I pay for that "privilege?" Gracias...

After the line-up and your selection tell Silvia that you want to take the girl back to your hotel or apartment. They will either come with you right away or follow you in a separate taxi as there is some delay while they change into street clothes, or they don't want to be too obvious. There has never been an extra charge for take out, except the taxi to and from 1707. They will also want to call back when they get to your place. The term with food in a restaurant is "para llevar"; I'm not sure how polite that that would be in this case, but it works. You can also call and have girls sent over if you know whom to ask for.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]I just got done fucking my Méxican chica, Erika, and it seems that Punter 127 and Manson#?? have been fucking her too. Is nothing sacred any more? BTW that is the fastest a chica has ever gotten to my apartment. From the time I hung up the phone it was 18 minutes. Solo Empanadas can't even beat that.

Can that gal kiss or WHAT?[/QUOTE]

Hey, I found her grazing on the open range, and I couldn’t find a brand on her!!!

All joking aside I did not fuck her, but now that I know she is sacred, I will on my next trip. After all you spanked my “attorney”!!!

The Méjicana is a better fuck than the attorney. I guess I need to spank the Méjicana for a true win-win situation. But the attorney had that big ol' ass ...

I have finally been able to come up with the time to return to Buenos Aires and will be arriving June 10 for about 2 weeks. I have not been during this time of year can anyone let me know if there is any drop off in the quality or quantity of girls at the various establishments. I am a little nervous so any feedback will be greatly appreciated. I typically spend most my time at Madahos, Solid Gold and the dreaded Black. If anyone is planning on being in BA during that time please feel free to PM me if you like good eating, drinking and girls.

[QUOTE=Lego Maniac]I have finally been able to come up with the time to return to Buenos Aires and will be arriving June 10 for about 2 weeks. I have not been during this time of year can anyone let me know if there is any drop off in the quality or quantity of girls at the various establishments. I am a little nervous so any feedback will be greatly appreciated. I typically spend most my time at Madahos, Solid Gold and the dreaded Black. If anyone is planning on being in BA during that time please feel free to PM me if you like good eating, drinking and girls.[/QUOTE]

Selection is better in BsAs' winter than in the summer. So far as chicas are concerned, you're going in high season. Enjoy! :)

I think what Hunt 99 ment to say is theres a highter ratio of Chica's to Mongers in the winter because its the off season for Argentina.

A lot of our European & north American Monger brothers stay home in the summer and are not interested in the cooler Argentine winters to vacation.

IMHO

Exon

[QUOTE=Exon123]I think what Hunt 99 ment to say is theres a highter ratio of Chica's to Mongers in the winter because its the off season for Argentina.

A lot of our European & north American Monger brothers stay home in the summer and are not interested in the cooler Argentine winters to vacation.

IMHO

Exon[/QUOTE]

Agree! Plus, it's been my experience that girls who would otherwise be off in Mar del Plata or in other holiday places will be in BsAs during their wintertime. June-August is prime mongering season in Argentina.

One: I was the companion with Dickhead on the legendary night of 26 street walkers, amazing really. Daddy didn't think there was a thing at Bárbaro on Tres Sargento requiring a return but it is well documented that Brother Dickhead and I have different tastes in chicas so that's mis .02. Exedra had more hookers of all shapes and sizes that night then I have ever seen there before.

Two: Winter time mongering,

Upside: less hombres and the rent still needs to be paid so it's more often that your in a target rich environment with little to no serious compitition.

Downside: less hombres and the rent still needs to be paid so it's more often that your in a target rich environment with little to no serious compitition. They have this wierd latino (gender is correct because it's not just the chicas but kind of universal) economic theory that states when the market declines increase prices to make up for losses from decreased volume. Good deals can be had but it can take effort.

Daddy is good people and makes some good points. However, I feel that in the winter season one must pro-actively search for good deals. Too bad I am too lazy to do that. Fortunately earlier that very same day one of my favoritas called me (only favoritas get my phone number, or those rapidly approaching favorita status, whom I call "probies") and after some small talk, admitted that the weekly rent on the aparthotel had to be paid that very same day. I inquired as to the weekly rent and was told it was 70 pesos (she shares with another gal). I then said that I was "muy cansado" and "descargado" and even "vacio" and did not really have much "leche." She then offered to come over and if she could not extract any "leche" she would accept any monetary contribution I cared to offer, but that if leche was extracted 70 p would be appropriate. This seemed to be a no-lose situation for me and she came right over and was actually able to extract said leche quite rapidly, leading me to give her 80 p; a Toro Rojo t-shirt; and a ham, cheese, and mushroom omelette.

Bueno.

The temporary thrill of making roughly $1000 in a day trade today (my first large trade), has been tempered by the envy I have of Dichheads daily forays into the furtile fields of BsAs! Proving yet again that money aint everything! And no - OTH isnt rich, amazing what one can do with $25K, a margin of 4-1 and a 1% uptick on a S&P 5 star stock! Thank God it didnt go down! No risk, no reward. One down 999,000 to go!

[QUOTE=Dickhead]a Toro Rojo t-shirt[/QUOTE]

Rosa Maria seemed a little bummed she didn't get a Toro Rojo T-shirt when I saw her my last night.

The next time I fuck her I will give her one, although I don't have size extra midget. But today I am going to fuck Cele, formerly of 1707, and she will get a shirt also. I just post that so Stowe can eat his heart out. Plus I know Stormy and Mickey, who gave me about ten extra shirts, are deeply concerned that they go only to qualified recipients. And Cele and Rosie are [b]highly[/b] qualified.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]The next time I fuck her I will give her one, although I don't have size extra midget. [/QUOTE]

Oh, I think she would look good in anything, or nothing. Give her some chunky peanut butter and she'll be your slave for the evening (Plus 135 pesos, of course).