Rosalie the Brazilian who sits by the door is not a good performer. She comes on strong and leaves the room quickly. She won't even stay the hour. To her an hour is one pop and she is out the door. She does have a big chest though.
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Rosalie the Brazilian who sits by the door is not a good performer. She comes on strong and leaves the room quickly. She won't even stay the hour. To her an hour is one pop and she is out the door. She does have a big chest though.
I need to be incognito during my visit. I just walk into this coffee shop and get a coffee and scone and women come up and offer this? What is the trick as I have never tried to do anything like this and you all make it seem like you just go in and have coffee and leave with a hottie. Can it be true?
Peter
[QUOTE=Peter Sideburn]I need to be incognito during my visit. I just walk into this coffee shop and get a coffee and scone and women come up and offer this? What is the trick as I have never tried to do anything like this and you all make it seem like you just go in and have coffee and leave with a hottie. Can it be true?
Peter[/QUOTE]Welcome to the board, Peter.
Yep, it works just that way. Life is good in this city. The caveats are as follows:
1) If you read the previous posts on this particular thread, you'll realize that most of us regulars are not necessarily in love with this place for either quality nor value.
2) I don't know what your Spanish language skills are, but at least some Spanish is helpful here, since, unlike a Privado, where they basically guide you into a room with a sure thing after you make your choice from a line-up and pay, and you really can't screw it up, even without a single word of the language, at the cafe you do have to do your own meet-and-greet, and negotiations. It's unlikely you'll meet an English-speaking chica there.
3) You will be overcharged for that cup of coffee, but this is really just a matter of a few Pesos.
On a more positive note, many regulars, even if they have written tepid reviews, DO use this place. One nice thing is that is is generally hopping on Sundays, when other options in town are quite limited.
AND, for what it's worth, I probably have had my single best BA sex experience with a mousy little red-head I picked up there, in 2008, so it's very much a case of "diamonds in the rough", or perhaps just "YMMV".
Good luck! PM me if you have more questions.
BTG
[QUOTE=Peter Sideburn]I need to be incognito during my visit. I just walk into this coffee shop and get a coffee and scone and women come up and offer this? What is the trick as I have never tried to do anything like this and you all make it seem like you just go in and have coffee and leave with a hottie. Can it be true?
Peter[/QUOTE]If you need to be incognito, then don't try hanging around in Orleans. It is on a very popular corner of town and anyone can see you as they walk past. Then if you do manage to negotiate a satisfactory agreement with one of the chicas (if you don't speak spanish this may not be so straightforward) you then have to walk out of the cafe onto the street with the girl to take a taxi or to walk around the corner to the local transitorio. So many chances to be seen and probably a rather expensive experience as well. Instead much better to go to a privado. Just press the buzzer and in you go. You could be going into that building for many other reasons. For 150 or 200 pesos you can spend a memorable hour with a beautiful girl, even on a Sunday. Forget Orleans and read the board.
Lysander
If you are staying at a hotel close to there you can be incognito. I would go into Orleans and find my chica and give her my room number and hotel. I was staying close at the Hotel Principado which is chica friendly and the girl would arrive at my room. The Principado is one street over and an easy walk. Only one time this did not work when the chica misunderstood me and ran behind me and jumped into the elevator with me. But thats another story.
At Orleans, even though I have usually made up my mind pretty quickly, I like to finish my soda slowly and take in the whole scene. It helps me to relax and I try to pick up some extra phone numbers for those dry periods when no one seems to be around. The girls prefer this method of calling them because once they step inside the Orleans they have to pay the 60-80 pesos fee to use the Orleans as a "resting" place. They will often ask you to pay this for them when they leave. The weekend rate is down to 50 pesos for the use of the Orleans facility for the chicas.
If your spanish is acceptable you can also chat them up and find out if you like the way they talk and if there is any chemistry between you. Sure you are not there for the long haul, but you feel the money is well invested if you enjoy the conversation along with the sex.
Stopped by Orleans before heading over to Gysell's for a look around. Very sad, over the hill and over priced chicas. Had one offer her services for US$300, told her "no just one hour not the entire day". Just could not understand why she was offended. Talk about being a piece of meat on a hook, I was one of only three guys. After a second over priced offer from a buxom blond just laughed told her thank you and went down to Gysell's for a good time.
[QUOTE=Doppelganger]Stopped by Orleans before heading over to Gysell's for a look around. Very sad, over the hill and over priced chicas.[/QUOTE]I agree wirh this report: one girl me asked 700 dollar. Haha I said never in my life. After some minutes she changed her mind: now 300 pesos 1 hr Kenia is her name. Anyone knows her? She is from Rep Dom.
There were 10 girls this afternoon, most from Rep Dom and Paraguay Lilian (35 Par) asked me 400 pesos. Never! 35 years and ugly.
[QUOTE=Sidney]She is a friend of an ex-gfe of mine. Think she has 4 or 5 children. Supposedly, she loves sex and is a ''screamer''[/quote]
Thanks, although: 4 or 5 children? Without any doubt you're right if you know her but she's a body, face etc that she made me think that she's 25 or 26 and it's sure possible that she has several kids but sure we are talking about the same girl?
You're right, and although I know the situation in this cafe very well, this time - after not been there during some months, I was surprised because of these each time more shameless prices in this place: why fuck a girl for 300 pesos or more (plus the costs of a hotel) when I can have another (younger and prettier) for 50 pesos an hour? These girls in Orleans are loosing their sense for the "market" I think.
[QUOTE=Sidney]Dominicans begin having babies as early as age 13![/QUOTE]You're right. And it confirms my opinion about the scene in Orleans. Just had magnificent hours with a stunning girl in a privado for 80 / hr. I had her 3 hours. Still less than asks one of these women "over the top" in this cafe.
[QUOTE=Cadavez]You're right. And it confirms my opinion about the scene in Orleans. Just had magnificent hours with a stunning girl in a privado for 80 / hr. I had her 3 hours. Still less than asks one of these women "over the top" in this cafe.[/QUOTE]So, are you gonna share the names and address with us or are you just here to brag?
Stopped in about 1:00 for lunch.
Had a Coke and a toasted Ham & cheese sandwich $28 peso's, plus tip.
About 15 working girls, none of them "doable", in fact they would have had to pay me.
Horribly disappointing.
Exon
[QUOTE=Exon123]Stopped in about 1:00 for lunch.
Had a Coke and a toasted Ham & cheese sandwich $28 peso's, plus tip.
About 15 working girls, none of them "doable", in fact they would have had to pay me.
Horribly disappointing.
Exon[/QUOTE]I happened to use a public internet today and some girl left her hotmail account open. I decided to be nosy and read an E-mail. Here's a bit of it translated from the Castellano.
[quote]Spent the afternoon working in Cafe Orleans. God, what a bunch of loser gringos! Old guys with beer bellies, mostly. You should have seen this guy eating a ham and cheese sandwich and downing a coke! All I could think was, don't come over and talk to me! Don't even look at me! If he had come over I would have told him 1,000 pesos, non-negotiable.
Well, they're not all that bad. There's this tall skinny guy who comes in, he's to die for![/quote]
Hey Bob,
What a coincidence. I dropped in what must have been a few minutes later and this girl comes up and begs me to take her round the corner. She even paid me $1000!