Obama's homemade instant job creation program
Michele Obama (la gordita) has just posted her recipe for obese delinquentes. This recipe may also apply to Barack's homemade instant job stimulation program.
Pumped Waffles.
- Prepare instant waffle batter that promises homemade taste (I. E. Instant jobs)
- Pour a small amount of batter onto waffle iron.
- While it's cooking tell yourself how big it's going to be.
- Remove the puny, burnt waffle and swear the next one will be big and fluffy.
- Close waffle iron without pouring any batter.
- Wait two minutes.
- Open waffle iron, act surprised when nothing is there.
- Blame your neighbor I. E. Republicans for ruining your breakfast