DH
You are absolutely right - big FIRM tits - now have you remembered any more of that number?
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DH
You are absolutely right - big FIRM tits - now have you remembered any more of that number?
No but I remember that when you suck on those big FIRM tits those nice BIG nipples get mighty hard. Maybe after a few beers on your expense account I could begin to remember SOME of that number. I think 15 and then either a 4 or maybe a 5.
Oh yeah and no God damn tattoos either.
Right - a few beers for the number. That seems like a good deal to me!
Best wishes, DH, see you soon. (And another photo to remind you what I am missing.)
Celeste seems to be the flavour of the month so here's a few pictures taken in March 2004, some I may of downloaded before, still who care's.
Flexable Horn longing to return to paradise
Flexible horn,
Those are very naughty pictures you took of Celeste and you should be ashamed of yourself, you Limie Bloke, bad boy.
Although its nice to know your keeping up with events in Buenos Aires.
Good to hear from you Mate
Exon
After dinner, went to Deep Blue on Ayacucho for some pool. We weren't really looking for any more pussy but after seeing all those cute amateurs in there, we felt the itch and went to Jaz. Plenty of talent there but my partner wanted morochas and ended up with a rubia and by the time I realized his preference, couldn't rectify the situation. So we left for Ness where the Savage Beast was the only thing worth having and I should have taken here then and there but we went to Catto's and again we ended up with the wrong girls and should have switched but instead went back to Jaz but our targets had left. I then flipped a coin; tails I go back and grab the Beast and heads I grab the last of the whoresome foursome from Florida and Paraguay that I had not yet tried, Romina. Heads it was.
She has been giving me the hard sell for two years. In the cab, no affection = strike one. In the apartment, she says she is not going to take her top off because she is still breast feeding = strike two. No, no kissing because she has an infected molar. Ok, this ain't gonna work. Oh no toro I will chupate muy fuerte. Nah, I don't think so. Why would you do that if you have an infected molar? Well, I will do it with a condom. OK, you are gone and here is 10 pesos for taxi. What do you mean? All the girls use condoms for BJs.
No, they don't. Chau. No hard feelings.
She was the hottest of the foursome but not as hot as Catto Romina and she will wash your balls in the bidet before extracting what letche you may have. Was any price discussed with SW Romina? How did she take the news of her expulsion from paradise?
Actually I think Mélani is the hottest but I know you like 'em thin. Any and all of those girls I give 100 although they might take less. Mélani I offered 80 and she wouldn't take it. Romina was fine with her ejection, just took her 10 peso "cab" money and started walking back downtown. She said "Don't be mad" and I said I wasn't, and I wasn't. She can't help it if she's lactating (she had disclosed that) and she has the right not give a BBBJ. I, on the other hand, have the right not to part with 100 pesos for such limited contact. BTW she had asked for the money up front and I had said no. You can imagine how things would have worked out had I already paid her.
Moral of the story is, [b]never pay up front.[/b]
[QUOTE=Dickhead]After dinner, went to Deep Blue on Ayacucho for some pool. [/QUOTE]
Here's a tip for you cheap bastards out there: Many hotels in Microcentro have a brochure rack with business-card sized brochures available for restaurants, attractions, and stores. One which I retrieved for Deep Blue promised a "free beer" with said coupon. Which coupon was sitting safely on my hotel desk when I walked in the door of Deep Blue for a drink a few nights back.
[QUOTE=Flexible Horn]Celeste seems to be the flavour of the month so here's a few pictures taken in March 2004, some I may of downloaded before, still who care's.
Flexable Horn longing to return to paradise[/QUOTE]
What? No Tottenham Hotspurs jersey? Just some photos of a nude woman. Sheesh!
I hit the ground sort of limping yesterday rather than running, but it all worked out in the end so to speak. My flights sucked! I came from Chicago this time instead of D.C., and the weather was bad, so the flight was a little bumpy. United has started charging $5 for drinks since I was here last (one of the signs of the apocolypse I'm sure). The plane was only half full but it was still cramped in economy, I knew I should have spent the miles for an upgrade. Oh well live and learn (or remain stupid). Anyway, I rented apartment C from BA Rent, which is a little small but nice. I paid for the premium package, so the ride from the airport was paid for in advance, and to my pleasant surprise, Ana Luna was there to pick me up. She is absolutely prettier in person than in her photos. Nice ride, good conversation, but I wish she was on the program. That would have been a nice way to start the trip off. But alas no. At the apartment Rugerro tried to no avail to hook up the wifi, he just arrived to try again. I got a solid hour and a half sleep, then went to dinner with a friend and his novia at a relatively new buffet style restaurant in Puerto Madero called Portenos (can't get my Spanish characters working this morning, if someone can help drop me a PM). Then, it was off to the triangle. I went to Hook first, and talked with a few promising prospects, and then went accross the street to Ness. I ordered a bottle of water, and turned around and voila... Lorena was there. I had a good session with her last year, so one drink and we were off. Lorena is probably the homeliest girl in Ness but she is thin and friendly, and loves to fuck (which she does quite well). We got to the apartment at midnight, and she left a half hour ago. She actually helped pay for the taxi because I was short on change. Money was never mentioned, but I gave her 170p regalito this morning, and sent her on her way.
I'm off to the mansion this afternoon to watch the race and hang with el jefe. More to follow.
EZE :)
Edited In: Oh yeah, forgot to mention that with Lorena there were three shots on goal, including relieving the morning wood, and all the usual positions and activities (we didn't invent anything new for the revised kama sutra, but nice anyway). And, I got a nasty little surprise this morning... one of Exon's period episodes. Oh well, I was done anyway. Total spent: 200p including chica drink, plus 4p for the taxi last night.
Lorena? With all the curly reddish hair? The homeliest girl in Ness? Wow. Or is there another Lorena?
Yep, that is the one. I'm guessing one of the homeliest girls in all of South America, but I like her anyway. It must be the soft natural red hair that gets to me. I suppose it could be her body, but no, probably the hair.
EZE :)
All right, I should have known you were pulling my dick. But don't let her stick her chewing gum on your wall cuz it takes the paint off.
Señor Cabeza,
My walls are ok, but I noticed there is a big chunk out of the bedpost. Also, I seem to have misplaced my left nipple and the tip of my tongue. She is a lot of fun.
For the Forum,
I just returned from the mansion where I spent an excellent afternoon. What a place, those gentlemen are definitely living large, I highly recommend paying a visit while you're in town. Huge high ceilinged rooms throughout, good eats, and good people. Vincente Lopez is a very nice neighborhood with many large houses. A little off the beaten path, but easy enough to get to with the directions Jackson has posted. It was a nice, laid back afternoon, less than a dozen people, and a few cute chicas. Of course the only one I was interested in already had a date, but no importa. Maybe some other time.
Tonight, I'm starting at the triangle again, but targeting new providers. Somehow, I think I might just score.
Later,
EZE