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FUCK ME, was my thoughts after only 4 hours in BA. I a newbie in BA, but have rode the babes of around the world. Staying only 4 days in BA for business, I had a very tight scedule, as I had a long list of places and babes to doo. Thanks to this excellent forum, I felt very well prepare, and was NOT to do any newbie mistakes.
But back to FUCK ME. Arrived at Etoile from 4 days in Montevideo (se post under Uruguay) at 8pm. As it was to early to hit the clubs, I decided to hit straight for New Orleans. There where only around 10 girls, and I noticed one of them right away. A black haired Brasillian girl with amazing nice boobs (pushed up obviosly). Sitting right inside the door. I moved over to her table, and I let her know, that if she was interested in a nice dinner and wine in Recoleta, and afterwards hit my hotel, she could join me. We agreed on 250 pesos, and she assured me that we had all the time in the world.
I needed a shower, before diner, we hit my hotel. No kissing,a small alarm was ringing. She askes for the money, second alarm ringing. (after reading this forum that NEVER pay up front). We discuss, and I since I am planing to do one girl now, and the one from the clubs later, It is now so late, I wont be able to get another. So I give her the money, and off for a nice dinner.
We had a lot of fun, made jokes with the waiter that we where on a honeymoon etc. etc. Approx. 2 hours later as we had finished our wine, she told me that time was UP!!! If she should go to the hotel, 150 pesos EXTRA.... FUCKING *****!
I went "you are joking", we agreed on my hotel after, and she said "you not talk me about hotel, now is late, bla. bla. I got really pissed and told her to scram. Maybe beeing a little tought with her, but I was really pissed, also because I had paid up front, FUCK ME. She the suggested to go with me for 30 minutes for free, but the chemistry was gone, so I just told her butt off.
I saw the same chick just inside the doors of Orleans on Sunday also, Avoid her!
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Well done, Jonas.
After I got rid of the ***** from New Orleans I hit Affaire (saturday night). There where around 10-12 chicks, and only 2 that meet my demands.
I liked the place for a newbie, the girls approach you, but if you say no, the leave again. I chatted with the 2 interesting, for about one hour, and had alot of fun. They asked for drinks, I said no, but they still stayed talking, and we had fun.
I went to Madaho, wanted to make my right pick this time. There where 25 chicks, and same number of hombres. I talked to a few, but had my mind of one of the Affaire girls.
Back to Affaire, and made a deal with Lorena, middle long black hair, nice boobs, a round middel size ash (the round type). 200 pesos for the rest of the night, the time was around 4 am. Paid 30 pesos (bar fine) for a drink to Lorena, and off we went.
DFK, and petting on the couch. FUCK she askes for the money. After what happened earlier this night (see previous post). I said no way, and if she did not like it she could just go. She smiled at gave me the deapest longest kiss, that went right in my pants. No way I was going to loose my second girl, so I payed (sorry guys, but I really needed to get laid). I will spare you the detalis, but it was a GREAT NIGHT, GFE experience. She left around 9 pm. So she stayed good 4 houres. 2 pops, CBJ, did not ask for BBBJ.
Lorena from Affaire is highly reccomendable. (I did a repeater, yes I know most of you pro-mongers don't like us to do so, but In my next report you will se why)
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Return to Eden (Argentina) – Wednesday
The Select ExecutiveCommittee of the High Exalted Hibernia AMA meet over Argentina meat at a fantastic restaurant in Puerto Madero last night. Well, four old mongers got together and I have no idea if any of us are Irish. The food was great and the wine lasted well into the pouring rain storm. The decision was made and we dashed for two cabs to Neuvo Estillo (Spell??). The cab I was in was a joke. The driver had converted two coke bottles into glasses. As we putt-putted down the avenue even wheel chairs were passing us. We finally arrrive fifteen minutes after the other two had gotten there.
The places is pure Argentine. We were the only gringos in the place. A few more men than women populated the establishment. A couple of beers, a great lesbian floor show and we were off to Recoleta. After a great deal of discussion we settled on Newport. The place was packed. Wall to wall bodies. Women, men, women, mercy it was like I had died and gone to heaven. One monger grabbed a lass and was in deep negotiation. I spotted a couple of cute blondes walking out the door and made a beeline to intercept. Some quick sign language and it was off to the cab for the six block ride to the apartment.
The cab gods were against me. The cab driver must have been on low grade drugs or high grade dog food. He was lost as a goose. The meter was at six pesos when we changed to a cab behind the lost soul. I gave him two pesos and surely got a Spanish cursing. The new driver was at the door to the apartment building in less than three minutes, and even parked on the correct side of the street. With the rain still pouring down that was important. He did get a nice tip.
Alas, the young lady did not look nearly as nice in bright lights. There will not be an encore.
Life is good.
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I have been to Buenos Aires 3 times now, my last visit was for 5 weeks of pleasure and relaxation which unfortunately ended on April 9th. Big hi to MickeyMouse and Exon 123 who I met in Cattos and then went on to Monte Carlo with (British guy, 36, tall dark and handsome (yeah right...) remember?
Anyway, obviously I pumped myself sensless during all this time in BA, but right now will just share one experience with you. On my last night (Thursday night before Easter), got to the clubs on Suipacha a bit late on, ie 1 Am, but they were pretty dead.
Then took back a chick from Monte Carlo to my place (where I had previously had 2 good experiences) very gorgeous but a bit reserved / wierd. Anyway, she annoyed me by the time I got to my place, complaing about her life / work everything in the taxi, so I offered her 50 pesos to leave without doing anything, the chemistry was all wrong, and so she just left, she didn't want any cash, strange.... Anyway, as it was my last night in BA it was not ending there, so I went back to an appartment where I earlier visited a very tall, tasty brunette who gave excellent head.
However on this night there was a blonde there appartently, who I did not know, got there at 3 am. Anyway I did not fancy the blonde at all, but the girl doing the reception / coming down in lift etc was very gorgeous, asked her if she was working, answer was no, but on the way back down in the elevator I offered her 50 peso just to feel her tits, she said OK, so we went back up. Anyway, ended up getting a lot more than that !!!! A fantastic tit fuck and came on her jugs. And it was a really nice experience to finish on as she was not even a professional. Young, about 21, morena, huge natural tits, wow, what can I say, girlfriend material. I have been e-mailing her regularly since. So I guess the moral of the story is it pays to ask, and persevere!
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Guys: Does anyone have reports on Barbarella on the Platynum site? I have seen her under several names and she looks hot, but don't know if someone can recommend or not. Pls advise.
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Nuevo Estilo,
It seems there has been some confusion on prices so please let me clarify. As quoted to me last night (Wed): 120p for 30 min & 150p for 1 hr which included the hotel room. Even though Laura was not there, I had set up a session for Stormy with Antonela, but she decided on a 30 min quickie with a young stud beforehand which soured Stormy on the idea. The dancers were there along with a couple cuties, but we decided to head out since it was late and it was monsoon season outside.
Ness,
Once again, had a bevy of beauties and 250p for an 8hr TLN that was 2nd to none. This place has surprised me the last couple times I visited.
Orleans,
My God, I found a 10 there today and it's been busy every time we've visited. No negotiations on this one: 200p for 2 hrs and I'm still tingling from my around the world journey. Orleans seems to be the "Daytime Place" at the moment.
Pricing,
The going rates for me (always 2 hrs or more) seem to be 150 - 200p, with the top rate of 250p paid for 8 hrs. I've only kicked out 1 so far when I realized the front desk clerk was a friend of hers and she decided to change her mind on some of the services we had discussed.
All in all - I Love BA!
Exon, I'm working on it!
MM
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MM,
What is the thin blonde girl's name, is that Antonella? She is kind of tall, pretty thin, looks about 19 or 20 and very pretty. I think she claims to be a law student. I watched her leave with 4 guys in the space of 2 and a half hours. Jose said she was a dancer, but I've never seen her in the show.
Just curious.
EZE
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We (we, like, some friends) where debating if the so much dreamed semi-pro OR casual-besos-for-pesos really exists. Me and another one said NO way. OK, BUT today story by a friend of mine: it exists. Picked one at Orleans, 27 plumpy blonde, can fuck. Great pre-tango relaxation (my friend was told by his tango teacher he was too stiff). Sweet, 3rd year law school, yeah right (that's cynical me).
SO question to reader: it exist or not?
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I LOVE BA!
After a slow morning (Sunday the 19th.) with no appointments, I was desperate to find a girl. Time was passing by. I tried some of the apartments mentioned on this forum. But they are all closed on Sundays - maybe this information could be posted on the "list of apartments”?
I tried to call a few girls from the internet, and found an apartment, which was open.
I went there, and I was put in a sad room, where the only furniture was the bed. Both the room and the bed looked quite dirty. I had my second thoughts, and had decided to leave. Then suddenly a beauty walks into the room and presented herself as Loraine - wow, dirty bed or not, maybe I should stay. The price was 80 pesos for 1 hour. (A little expensive for this place I thought, but the girl was nice.)
I should NOT have stayed. The sex was totally mechanical. No kissing, CBJ (did not ask for BBBJ). She just wanted to finish off as quick possible. I did not even wanted to stay for the massage. After I got off, I again realized what a place I was in. So I would recommend you all to avoid this address:
AV Corrientes 967 6 floor apt. 25.
(Later on my trip I went to Av Santa Fe 1707, and realized that the first place not only was a dump, but a REAL DUMP - Do not Go there!
After a big steak and some wine, I went to New Port. They had karaoke evening. A lot of potential girls there. I talked to a few, and suddenly felt attracted to a porn-star look-alike. Blonde, 170 cm, humongous tits, and a real sluttish look. (sometimes I can't help my self.) Camilla was her name. I let her know that I had a turn on for a real horny girl. And she was ready to play along. 150 pesos / 1 hour. What an experience. She was (more likely acted) so horny; I have never seen anything like it. She was on top of me (cowgirl). Pulling her nibbles, screaming, riding like it was the last thing in world. I am sorry, but suddenly it was to funny, and I could not stop laughing. to see this hysterical girl on top of me. was just too funny. She laughed too, and we finished off in a more normal way. She left around 2 am.
I was not really sleepy though, so off I went to Affaire. Not much was going on though, but my GFE experience from the day before, was very happy to see me (or my pesos). She wanted to leave with me right away, but little Jonas wasn’t really ready yet. so I told her no thanks. I had the looks for another girl, with the smallest ass I have seen for a long time. She was there all the 3 nights I was in Affaire. White slim fit pants that had a really low waist. Blonde hair to the shoulders, small breasts. Damn, Another guy just walked in, and took her right away.
I told Lorena (my GFE experience from the day before), that if she was interested, she could come to my room after closing. I do not know what time she arrived, but we had a great session. She did not ask for the money, (like she did the day before). Suddenly she gave me a BBBJ with out me asking… We had another great GFE experience. Definitely a repeater on my next visit to BA. On her way out around 9 am, I gave her 200 pesos. She never asked for money that day.
I love BA
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Antonela Soledad (one "l" and not 2 which would turn it into a "y" sound in most places but in BA would turn it into a "zh" sound) is neither tall nor thin, and is more like 27. She is about 5'3" I would say and is built like a brick shithouse. That is not to say that she is overweight in any way, nor to say that she has big tits. She works out a lot (even though she smokes) and is firm and muscular. Oh god just writing this is giving me a woody. Tall blond may be her play pal Pamela.
29 more days on this fucking island.
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EZE,
Dickhead knows of what he speaks since he has mapped every sq. mm of that "Brick Shit House". Ms Soledad is also the "Busiest" lady in there, and for good reason from what I hear. Now Pamela, hhmmmm? Their 2-girl is also very good, ask Exon.
MM
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Note that Soledad is Antonela's middle name and not her surname or "apellido." Also I would like to point out that Antonela and play pal Pamela are available for tag team take out, as a monger whose handle I cannot remember at the moment [edit: Hysteromania] ably demonstrated for me one memorable evening. He did say, however, that whereas Antonela likes to kiss (assuming she [b]likes[/b] you), Pamela does not so that might be something to factor in. They are not actually lesbians, at least Antonela is not, and the show is in fact faked although expertly so.
Yeah, on my last visit Antonela was in such great demand that I was unable to fuck her and had to console myself with Laura la Porrista (cheerleader), who is a very nice gal but not in Antonela's league either physically or experience-wise. I did do my best to train the rookie but it is certainly the deepest regret of my last visit that I couldn't hook up with Antonela. However, next month I plan to rectify that, repeatedly, over and over again, continually, and on numerous occasions. And when MM says I have mapped every square millimeter of her, it does mean [b]every[/b] sqare millimeter, even where the sun don't shine. I plead insanity; I'm crazy about that shit.
Viva la Republica!
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Anyone got any plans for a "meeting" to offset the lack of the "Official AMA Meeting" for this Tuesday night.
As "El Jefe" is suffering in "sex prison" I think a few of us like minded gentlemen (and I use that term loosely) should make the effort to uphold the Tueday night tradition out of reverance and respect.
Well it sounded good and noble.
But the end result is for all mongers available in BA on Tuesday to get together and terrorize the town. (or Monday, Wednesday, Thursday.....)
Any ideas?
TicToc
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Coupe 66 writes:
"asked her if she was working, answer was no, but on the way back down in the elevator I offered her 50 peso just to feel her tits, she said OK,"
Now [b]this[/b] guy has Dickhead potential!
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Re: Dickhead potential
That will be the day when DH will offer 50 for a feel. What would DH offer? I have a side bet with the Mouse.
Stormy