2004 Reports - Edited

Smooth Talker,

Both of those apartments are in a nice part of Recoleta. The first one is closer to the cemetary. It's not a noisy area. Especially at night. Besides the really busy streets or streets near major bus routes, I don't find Recoleta noisy...especially at night. Just my opinion but 4 weeks is a long time to stay. I think it's worth the extra money for a nicer apartment if it's a lot nicer. Really I don't put too much emphasis into 24 hour security in Recoleta. Your chances of something happening to you in Recoleta are slim. It's a really safe area.

The key things of an apartment I'd be concerned with are (in no particular order).

-Does it have a comfortable bed
- Quality apartment
- Does it have comfortable and nice furniture
- Is it clean and in a good location
- Does it have some kind of lock box or safe
- Then I'd look at what I consider luxury items like high speed internet access, pool, gym, etc.

A couple guys on the board have apartments that they sublet. Jackson has a nice pad and so does Marcos. I have a travel agency so if something falls through PM me and I can help you find a nice place too.

Taxi's are so cheap you won't have a difficult time getting anywhere. If you look at a metro map you'll see that the Metro doesn't run in Recoleta anyway. Those two apartments you are talking about are only like 4 blocks from eachother anyway. Good luck.

Saint

I don't know if this should be considered a personal best or a personal worst, but I went 5 days, 6 hours and 17 minutes (approximately :)) without mongering. I've been sick with a nasty head cold and I just don't feel like giving it to anyone else. Of course, if these working girls would refrain from working when [b]they [/b]were sick I probably wouldn't have it in the first place. Not mongering saves an amazing amount of money but is rather boring, I must say.

I was going to go a full week, but I ran into my gata salvaje in Ness and she said she would not get my cold since she was with me last Monday and didn't get it. I already had an appointment with her for this Monday and I said, "look we should wait because I am tired and sick and a little bit drunk."

She kept saying oh uh huh uh huh and stroking my dick and finally after about two minutes I said, "Vamonos." Boy, I like fucking her. I think the best thing is that every blow job is different. Also she is not one of these gals who makes you go wash your dick just because it's been in her pussy. I'd just like to fuck her one time when I wasn't tired or sick or drunk or spent, or some combination thereof. I really don't think I am giving her my best effort and she is giving me hers so I need to get my shit together.

Also she is one of those gals who looks better naked than with her clothes on. Very nicely proportioned. Yum.

Smooth Talker,

Always be sure you ask follow up questions. I rented an apartment in Recoleta about a year ago and asked if there was a safe box. Yes, of course, came the reply. When I arrived, I found a real nice safe box, trouble was it was not attached to anything, rendering the box USELESS!

I had to hide $$$, passport, etc all over the apt.

On my way back through BA I thought an apartment visit would be opportune since there was only a few hours to spare between Aeroparque Airport and EZE.

Went to Suipacha 921 6C phone 4312-5659. Had a two girl session with Denis and Cielo. 150 pesos for the two of them with two shots on goal.

Overall nice experience, DATY, Covered BJ, Covered FS, and lots of kisses. Needed more water after the first shot on goal.

Cielo was great with photos so I took several.

Cielo.

http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=2078

Denis,

Oops.

Denis,

http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=2497

Dickhead,

I have the same complaint. I left B.A. with a nasty cold that has left me flat on by back for near 2 weeks and I am still no where near 100%. Be thankful you're illness passed in 6 days. For me it was like the perfect storm ( a nasty cold with a 10 hour flight ). Age is really settling in on me.

Starfe

Well, yeah, but it ain't passed. Still pretty sick. I mean I feel OK and have no fever or anything but the shit is in my ear and my lungs and my sinuses so bad my eyes are crusted over when I wake up.

But as another monger who is living here pointed out, there is a whole new set of germs down here to get used to and build up immunity to. Actually I have been here for 8 weeks and been pretty sick a good 3 of them. So I guess they have some good strong germs here in Argentina. Makes sense: wine is strong, food is strong, political sentiment is strong, etc.; why not strong germs as well?

BTW gentlemen, my gata salvaje says that one should exercise extreme caution in [b]Cocodrillo's[/b] because drug raids are frequent (and justified; she says coke is rampant there) and the youths may try to "flake" you with some drugs or a knife as the cops are showing up. She says they do sweeps with dogs and that unlike some places the cops don't tip off the owners in advance. She says the dogs can hear the knives drop to the floor so the chicos would rather stuff it in [b]your[/b] pocket. Don't know how much credence to give this but she has been around the block a few times.

Dickhead,

No question we got the same bug. I have the same symptons as you. Ears and lungs packed with crap. I thought I was going crazy. You just have to wait it out. The DR put me on steroids for a week to help dry it out. Never thought a mongering trip could take so much out of me.

Better days ahead for the both of us.


Starfe

Got nasty cold/flu from beautiful brunnette from playwomen in Recolleta last year. This is downside of GFE/kissing.

Took me a week to get over it in the States. Knocked me flat on my back.

Don't know what you can do to avoid it. Always more susceptible to colds when travelling in new lands.

Worst part was she told me after we got done. I am sick with bad cold. You have it now. Thanks a lot baby !!!!

Man, CB, that is cold. I have never hit a woman but there is always a first time. There is NO rightness to that, at all. Doing shit like that is bad enough, but admitting it? Right to your face? [b]Ice[/b] cold.

While I will not change my behavior (Irish), I think I will try to wash my hands more often, gargle regularly especially after DFK and DATY, and maybe get a flu shot next winter.

What amazes me is I always give full disclosure to these girls whenever I am sick, and they [b]never[/b] seem to care and go with me anyway. I tell them, "no quiero contagiarte," and they say "no importa" or "no vas a contagiarme." Well, the gata salvaje was coughing pretty good by the time she left this afternoon. What can I say? Forewarned is forearmed.

Starfe was pretty sick. I had lunch with him yesterday and I can't believe after 2 weeks he's still sick. Luckily I didn't catch anything while I was there a few weeks ago because LOTS of girls were coughing or had irritated throats. My business partner had a bad cold as well as a few other people.

I hate when the girls don't tell you when they have a sore throat or a cold. I had a sore throat after I got back from Cuba that lasted several weeks. I couldn't shake it. The best thing to do if you notice a girl coughing or sniffling in a club is to just pass on her. I know...I know..easier said then done.....

Damn we are weak.

Hopefully you fellas feel better soon.

Hate to scare any newbies, but the same thing happened to me last July and August. Caught a cold the second day in and it seriously slowed my first two weeks in BA. And that was the first time I had a cold in 10+ years. I get the flu vaccine every year and have a pretty strong immune system. But their winter season seems to be rough on the locals there. Many of the people had some symtoms and I don't doubt that it is a different strain of virus than is common in the US. Luckily I had 5 weeks total in town to recuperate. But if you go during the BA winter, this is one of the hazards you need to beware of.

Cocodrilo

I also heard that drugs flow all around the place since a long time ago, and was asked to exercise caution.

Hope this helps,

Andres

Ok Knuckhead,

While we are talking about records. I had a personal record a while back (1 year ago) of 9 chicas in 72 hours.

Last November I went all out and accomplished 15! Yes 15!

This included two 3 ways, 2 all nighters, which included the dreaded Paula from Exedra, and the rest apartment girls. Total spent was 190 US! (Oh yea, bought room service for the c--- Paula for an additional 20 bucks) Yep, and I have personal friends and workmates to corrarborate the numbers and story. As a matter of fact, one compadre took one of the duplas for 60 pesos/hr in his room. Sloppy seconds. Haha. Bitches liked to killed him!

Not a word of english spoken, just the way I like it. Three 50 mg generic Viagra, nibbled on a little at a time was necissary since I slept only maybe, 12 hours the whole time. (I hate to waste time sleeping when there is work to do) And no, I have never done drugs (except for the blue pill), my high on life kept me very motivated. That and tight, hard assed latina pussy.

Remember, in the words of the immortal Chuck Yeager: "If what you say is true, it's not bragging"

I invite any monger in September sometime when I can get back to Baires, to acompany me in a possible record breaking attempt. As long of course as I get the first choice of pussy at each apartment. I don't mind being a dickhead.

Rock on, and lets revolt against our sex prison guards and set many latina pussy records in all forms. And NO FAT Chicks!

Latina Addict

Damn guys, I caught a bad cold the last 2 days I was there too. I still have it and I've been back in the States a week. There definately is some bad cold/flu viruses going around Buenos Aires this winter. Of course DFK 7 or 8 girls in 10 days didnt help matters I'm sure. My doctor has me on some antibiotics, I thought at first it might be strep throat I was so uncomfortable. Looks like its just a bad cold virus though.

Thanks for the informantion Saint. I'll keep your services in mind.

Smooth Talker

Exon Reporting: You can get sick by riding on those airplanes. When you have nearly 300 people all breathing the same air for 9 hours or so someones going to get sick.

Also strange lands have strange bug's and Argentina is no exception. But the real truth of the matter is that pussy is very hard to turn down and some of those Chica's are carriers.

Exon returned to sex prison friday and is sick with a mild cold or flu. So you sick guy's are not alone.

Exon

I was sick with flu like symtpoms for 2 1/2 weeks when I returned home from my last five day trip in June, but I'm sure the fact that I was burning the candle at both ends and playing too hard had nothing to do with it.
I'll see what happens after this one,
MM

It has been a while since I posted, but I wanted to add a few items. I ws able to attend the party at the Mansion a couple of weeks ago and I will tell you that it is quite a place. The rest of the furnishings were scheduled to arrive a couple of days later in the week. It was apparent that spending a few days with the chica(s) of ones choice with the run of the house will be quite an experience!
Also I got to meet a couple of ladies from the Argentianaprivate site and well...as expected they were spectacular. Exxon has already regaled us with his expolits with one of the ladies.
I can say that I expect the pool table to be the beginning and end of quite a number of "games"!

I am coming down for a few weeks to attend Spanish classes and found a wonderful source of help from a someone I hadn't considered before. If you haven't availed yourself of Mayra's services I highly recommed that you do so and not just for travel needs. I needed a cell phone for my stay, I called her late on Thursday and when I arrived in my hotel on Saturday morning the gentleman was there to deliver it in ten minutes, at a favorable rate, I might add.
She also found me what I believe to be a good language school, and was able to obtain a good progam for me at a very reasonsable price. I have used her to get airline tickets for me and when I had a problem , she handled refund without a hitch. I guess I didn't think to ask her about anything but hotels and airline tickets. I would highly recommend that if you have any needs in BsAS (other than chicas) she might be a good source to try first, she knows a lot about the city and how to obtain just about anything you may need. You can contact her at mayrabrill@argentina.com or her phone is 155307-3300 or from the U.S. 011-54-911-5307-3300.
I hope that this immersion training works out well, but we will see!

P.S. Hey Exxon just to let you know the air in the aircraft is completely exchanged an average of about 6 times a minute. I would make a wager that has less airborne biological material than the air in any of our houses or work places. The reason that people feel bad after a long flight and are somewhat more susceptable to colds is the lack of mositure in the air. The mucous membranes dry out and are not able to do their jobs as well. It is very important to stay hydrated and also try using a saline nasal spray for long flights to keep your membranes moist. (no pun intended).
You needn't thank me I do this as a public service.....lol

Ciao!
Sky

Last night I dreamt about this ex-neighbor who used to blow me all the time when my GF wasn't looking so I woke up needing a BJ real bad. I wanted a known and skilled practitioner so I selected Salome from Guemes 3221. Now last time it was all CBJ but this time it was deep throat BBJ as usual. Maybe she had a sore in her mouth last time or something. No CIM (not sure if I ever have with her or not) but after she finally put the rubber on she sucked me quite dry. So dry in fact that I could not get it up again to fuck her, despite her best efforts. A very fine BJ indeed and quite convenient by bus.

I think that will get me through until the weekend and then I will nail my gata salvage some more. I think it is about time to tie her up and spank her. Maybe blindfolded. I've pretty much been keeping my mongering within budget lately and my drinking too. Of course that will all go out the window next week when the Mouse shows up.

Where Have All The Chicas Gone?

Has the female population of your nightly haunt thinned out? Are you getting the answering machine instead of the girl?
Are the internet girls "de vacaciones"

Maybe they are at La Rural. Yes! La rural is Argentina's great argibusiness show. The place is crawling with promotoras AKA booth bunnies in English. Many of these girls are on the program and are taking two weeks off to work a regular job, to keep up appearances. Faking a Texas drawl might be a handy way to convince them that you are a cattle baron looking to expand your herd.

Bad puns aside, for a mere 9 pesos you can spend an afternoon looking into the soul of Argentina. If you get lucky you can spend the night looking into the eyes of one of those trixies.

Cheers,

Aragorn

I put this in one of the topic specific sections, but there's either no response or nobody visiting it. So, I'll ask the question here where I know there's action. The question is:

"I have been trying to purchase Cialas or Viagra on-line, and have run into a) a snag, and b) a little uncertainty. One time my card rejected the company's submission for payment (because it was coming from Mexico?), another time the company rejected me because it said I wasn't filling in all of the blanks. The uncertainty is about my confidence that I am giving my credit card information to a legitimate company. Anybody have some experience out there with a particular path for procurement. I'm going to Buenos Aires in a week.
thanks, for the help
ER
ps I've seen some information in the Argentina section about the possibility of purchasing pills in Puerto Madero, but I was going to keep this in reserve."

I'll be leaving the US on the 5th of august for BA. Please, I could use a little help with this one.

I am really pissed. I was counting the hours till I arrive in Paradise. I am all pumped up, go to the Kennedy Airport, stand in line for exactly 67 min and then was politely told that tonight's flight has been cancelled due to mechanical problem. The aircraft is still at BA. 12 hours of less mongering!! Could you believe this!!Already called the afternoon appointment to cancel. And my regular for TLN is also upset. She was supposed to meet me early evening for dinner and TLN. A very inauspicious begining!! Hope rest of the trip goes smoothly.

Bandy

El Ricardo,

Looks like your CC company was too aggresive in its antifraud measures by rejecting your Mexico purchase. With one week before travel there isn't enough time for a successful online purchase. The only alternative would be to get a sample from your DOC before leaving.

El Ricardo:

Don't sweat this one too much. The path of "least resistance" is to just show up in BA and go to one of the already reviewed pharmacies, and the problem will be solved in less than 10 minutes. Really, it isn't a big deal ;). Once you are there, buy enough for the next two, three, or fifteen trips so you don't have to worry about it anymore.

Knuckhead

Suipacha 921 report: With yegua Katarina unavailable, I decided to pass on the quite worthy Priscila and try uncharted small fake blond Tamara. She is nice. She does not have the body of the other two but provided excellent service. DFK yes, BBBJ no except for some preliminary shaft work. After round one I was not all that impressed and was thinking about leaving but then she began some very gentle ball and shaft work which roused me from my torpor and led to a vigorous covered BJ followed by some amusing but ultimately unproductive further fucking. I think the service in this apartment is consistently very good and now I must begin work on the day shift. Oh and there was another new talent named Jackie but I was unimpressed and the mileage seemed high.

Proceeded to Ness where I flirted with the favorita’s sister and obtained a future appointment with the gata salvaje. Then off to Catto’s where, under the watchful eye of the favorita’s roommate, I probed the tonsils and bosoms of Rafaela, Susana, and Rosa Maria before leaving empty handed. Note that the Mouse has fucked all three of those whereas I am still lacking Susana for my collection.

Exon Reporting: Note to DickHead, Im giving a two thumb's up for Susana in Catto's. You should try her.

I had a very pleasant experience with her about a year ago. She's very attractive and pleasing as I recall. Speak's fairly good English and nice real tits. If memory serves me correctly it was a very good BBBJ with excellent covered full service including DFK.

All of the above was furnished for $150 peso's for an hour an a half. However there is a whiff of inflation in Buenos Aires, so she may be quoting $200 peso's. But with your knowledge of Spanish I believe the deed can be accomplished for $125 peso's, Especially if the deal is made after 3:00 am.

I would have done her again myself except for the fact that I was trying to keep my distance from Carolina whom as you know has been working at Catto's. So I spent very little time in there.

Check with the Mouse on this matter.

Exon

Ah Susie,

She was fun, but she won't talk to me now because I was suppose to call her upon my arrival for an afternoon delight a couple trips ago, but instead I called someone else. Then I brought home a couple others from Catto's instead of her. These girls get mad/jealous so easy.

How about a glimpse:

I wonder if it is the same Susana as I have never heard a word of English out of her mouth but then again no one has heard a word of English out of my mouth in that place either. Long straight very dark black hair but very light skin, not too tall, big butt, really not all that much tits but of course the usual Argentinean fake push up padded bar hides that [b]until[/b] she whips them out at the table. 23 years old.

That picture Mouse posted is definitely not the Susana I was nibbling on last night. BTW my favorita from Catto's is so jealous right now she could spit glass but she knows it's ridiculous since she is a prostitute so she doesn't say anything but just seethes. I am sure she already has a full report on last night. I am going to play the favorita and the gata salvaje off against each other, winner take all. Should come to a head next week.

DH,
I'll point her out saturday night! Along with the other topics we'll be covering. BTW DH, I will be throwing gasoline on your competition/fire!
A Salivating Mouse

But you fucked this other Susana too. I remember even if you don't.

Hi,

Does anybody know of any Asian chicas in BA? Has anyone tried Yael on Platynum, the Arabian/Turkish chicka?

Heading down for my 4th trip next month and looking for some different world flavors. Would appreciate any info.

Luv Ass

There is a tall Asian or half Asian chick working in Ness now. Salome from Guemes 3221 is of Turkish descent or maybe Lebanese and there is a Turkish descent girl in Nuevo Estilo too. Salome/Ailen is very good. I fucked her on Monday. I think she is probably only half Turkish though. She is very pretty in my opinion and can really suck cock.

Hope that helps.

DH,

Yes, I fucked Susie, Susana, Rosie, Carolina, Rafaela, Ramona, Natalia, Cleopatra and about 30 others out of Catto's. I can't be expected to remember them all, can I?

There also use to be a part asian looking girl at Catto's I did a couple times. I forgot her name, but I do remember she was a Great 2 hrs, but a lousy TLN because she didn't like sex in the morning after waking up. At least with me.

HHMMM, an asian at Ness? I'm all over that!

The Mouse is ready to Rock

Caution Luv Ass, Yael in Platynum is not the same bird that DH and I have enjoyed in Guemes. Read some reports I made a few months ago for the straight line.

Exon Reporting: DickHead, even without seeing her face thats the same Susana Im speaking of the "Mouse" posted.

Excellent, try her and I believe with all your charm you can do the deed for about $125 peso's if you catch her in Catto's after 3:00 am. I'd have to pay at least $150 because Ive already established that price with her and I don't speak Spanish.

Exon

So many Susanas, so little semen.

PM me if you want my personal experience with the Yael I saw from Escorts-Argentina.com and Platynum.

PM me if you have questions about Salome of Guemes.