2005 Reports

Anyone read that Viagra and Cialis can cause blindness?

I always knew that masturbating might, and now Viagra?!

What's this world cumming to??

[url]http://edition.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/conditions/05/27/viagra.blindness.ap/[/url]

[QUOTE=HappyGoLucky]Anyone read that Viagra and Cialis can cause blindness?

I always knew that masturbating might, and now Viagra?!

What's this world cumming to??

[url]http://edition.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/conditions/05/27/viagra.blindness.ap/[/url][/QUOTE]

I hear that if you masturbate AND use viagra, the blindness is permanent, plus you get hair on the palm of your hand which will always stand on end.

I'll just do it until I'm near sighted then.

My exploits from last night are not really worth reporting, so naturally that is exactly what I'm going to do. My wifi still isn't working, but the cable connection is good, so I'm happy with it. I came home from the mansion, grabbed a beer, and played some online poker. I won enough in 20 minutes to pay for my next two nights out, so again... I was happy. After, I stretched out on my 4ft long couch and got 2 much needed hours of sleep. After waking, I left around 1am for the triangle, not really expecting much, and not much is what I found. However the clubs were open, and the beer was cold. After bouncing between Hook and Cattoos a few times, I took home a closing time 6, average girl for no pre-determined price, had average sex for an average amount of time, and gave her an average peck on the cheek this morning as she left around 9:30. She did get two pops out of me, so she did her job well enough. I pressed 150p into her hand this morning and she accepted so it must have been enough. All in all forgettable, except the closing time 6 turned into a morning light 4, but she was very sweet, and beat the hell out of masturbating. Hell, I'm nearsighted already.

More to follow,

EZE :)

From today´s (30-May-05) Clarin, the current monthly salaries (in Pesos) in Argentina are:

24% Under $500
30% $501 to $800
20% $801 to $1,200
15% $1,201 to $2,000
11% over $2,000

If you have a monthly income over $1,200 = US$ 400 (approx) then you earn more than 85% of Argentines (registered Argentines that is; the unregistered majority surely make a lot less). Keep that in mind when haggling over prices with chicas! (and restaurants, taxis, hotels, apartments...)

I met with Dickhead and El Ricardo (who I had met previously at one of the Thanksgiving dinners) last night for dinner at Jose Luis on Quintana. Good people, and a nice seafood restaurant. We opted for the grilled special which is advertised to feed two people, but fed all three of us with food left over. I will defer to Dickhead for an expert opinion. After dinner we decided to head to NEB. The lesbian show is still a treat no matter how many times I see it, and the tall brunette dancer is one of the best I've seen. We discussed the increase in prices and the change in hotels, and all of us decided to look elsewhere. There were a few very pretty girls, but the place is just not the good deal it used to be.

So, we headed to Jaz where señor Head received a VIP welcome. Lots of doable girls and a nice little club. I was targeting a very tall brunette who was dancing nearby, when I was accosted by Andrea, a 26 year old cutie who was super affectionate in the club and moved quite well on the dance floor. Lots of kissing and rubbing made up my mind. Me being a tourist, she quoted 200p and I just shook my head so she quickly dropped to 150 and I said vamonos. No cover, drinks 12p?, chica drink 30p. Back at my place, I really didn't think she would get me off after popping 6 times in 2 days with little sleep, but what a little trooper she was. BBBJ, then covered, then she rode me cowgirl, hard, for a good hour and milked that leche right out of me. I need to bring one of these chicas back to the states with me, because I'm sure I lost at least 5 lbs in that hour. She only hung around for 15 minutes or so after, so it felt like a quickie, but after two TLN's in a row, I was ready to sleep alone. I gave her 10p extra for the 5p taxi to the club.

In all a good night, and it was great to finally meet one of the best posters on the forum. And, at dinner we discovered that El Ricardo is staying in the apartment next to mine. It's nice to know if one of my chicas gets a little too loud my neighbor will understand.

All for now,

EZE :)

"No cover, drinks 12p?"

15, unfortunately.

You will learn in time that proper Sperm Management is the only way to go.

Exon

Maybe, but I think I went to the Mickey Mouse school of mongering in which when you have limited time, you do as many and as often as possible. Somebody recently told me that cumming is overated, it just means that the sex is finished. I love banging etc. these girls, and I intend to make the most of the 6 days I have left. If it kills me, I die with a smile :)

EZE

I agree with EZE. When I am there, I do 2 chicas a day and try to cum three times with each. I say try because I often only ignite twice.

But as a girlfriend once said to me when I kept trying to fuck when the leche was gone 'You may not have stayed long, but at least you got in the front (or back) door'.

Since I don't live there, I need to fuck as many as possible regardless if the sperm is cooperating or not.

Suerte,
Stowe

Now that Seismo is back in the US, I can laugh at him, like he did to me when I was back in sex prision.

I'd like to give a big thanks to him for his reports, in particular the apartment ones. It's always nice to have some different input, and he seemed to go off the beaten track a bit, which works for me. :)

My afternoon appointment with Jhana resulted in a no-show which amazed me about 2%. I thought I would go into Exon mode and manage my semen for Cele tomorrow (today) but was coaxed against my better judgement (of which little remains after over a year here) into foraying out into the savory streets of Buenos Aires.

Armed with two commemorative Toro Rojo t-shirts, I began at Catto's. On my way over there I saw Exon's German sweetheart from Exedra, engaged in counseling some younger (like 50 or so) street walkers. Tons of chicas there but very few familiar ones. Pancho is running them off in droves. Quantity > quality. After a lull, Rosie appeared and got her t-shirt. I bought her a drink and was treated to her latest story of how her doctor told her to quit drinking (note to self: avoid doctors) due to some stomach problems (she sure doesn't seem to have stomach problems when eating at my place). Said it had been 13 days and that she further had not smoked in that time and hoped to quit for good. I told her if she could quit smoking I would see her a lot more regularly, another Dickhead incentive plan. Prior to leaving I gave another Toro t-shirt to Alejandra, who was also in my bed with Rosie on my birthday. This led to a smolder in Rosie's eyes entirely consistent with her Germanic heritage.

My wing man arrived and ran a gauntlet of fuglies until we left for Jaz, passing the famous María en route, who appeared to be on a mission of some kind, rapidly heading west on Paraguay, alone. Upon reaching Reconquista I saw and exchanged traditional Argentinean kisses with Fabián who was recently fired from Catto's. In Jaz we had a lot fewer women than on the previous visit. There was the ubiquitous Formosa pile, the relentless Lourdes, the preternaturally jealous Daniela, and the good natured Méxican favorita whom I had thoroughly debauched the previous evening.

Wing man was immediately approached by his conquest of the previous evening, who took some time and maintenance to be disengaged. Lugubriously, he said, "See, that's what I try to avoid, going to the same place two nights in a row and running into the chica I pulled the night before." "Really?" I replied. "I love doing that, pulling another chica out right under their nose, and showing them where they stand." I had the perfect opportunity to do that since both of my last two pulls were there, one right next to me and steaming so hard that fumes were pouring out of her ears.

At this point a big titted morocha arrived. "¿De donde sos?" she inquired. "De acá," I replied. She expressed some doubt about that and we established that she was from Santiago de Chile and had only been here a month, making me undoubtedly the more Porteño of the two. Unsolicited kissing then took place. She had a nice smile and was a good kisser and had big tits. I thought I would buy her a drink and do some further exploration, and possibly fuck her if the price was right and the tits were real.

Careful investigation and verbal inquiry both confirmed the veracity of the tits, while the ass was firm and yielded only slightly to the touch. Kissing progressed nicely, although not to the tonsil scouring standards of the Méxicana of the previous evening. I whispered an initial offer of 125, she made a reasonable counter of 130 to save face, and we exited into a misty Buenos Aires evening.

Very affectionate in the cab. Upon arriving and unwrapping the package I discovered a slight belly, some leg stubble, and really nice juicy melons. Plus the pussy had all its hair, not even shaved at the top, which to me is nice. Don't fuck with mother nature. After a long make out session, she suggested putting on a condom and fucking. I, being the gentleman that I am, in turn suggested that she suck my cock, which she did with alacrity and without a condom. This led to a situation where I licked her clitoris, labia, and fourchette until she had one strong orgasm. That led to her wrapping her thighs around my neck in an aggressive choke hold and wringing out another one. I have been having neck problems lately and was barely able to endure this.

Eventually we proceeded to intercourse with a condom and here is where the unfortunate issue arose: VLP or Very Loose Pussy. It was enjoyable having my tongue down her throat and her tits in my hand but it just was not going to lead to anything. This being the sort of thing you don't want to mention, after an appropriate interval I withdrew, removed the condom, lubricated the area between her tits, and jizzed all over her neck and chin. Bueno.

She then slept until 7 AM, very cuddly, lots of contact, light snoring. I rate this one a 6 in looks, a perfect 10 in attitude, and an 8 in performance. WIR? No, because the pussy is just too loose. That shows you how shallow I am. A really, really great gal though. I guess I would see her again if I were ever backed up enough to come in her mouth.

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]Now that Seismo is back in the US, I can laugh at him, like he did to me when I was back in sex prision.

I'd like to give a big thanks to him for his reports, in particular the apartment ones. It's always nice to have some different input, and he seemed to go off the beaten track a bit, which works for me. :)[/QUOTE]

Jaimito, unless I'm mistaken he's not back in the States, at least not permanently. He lives large in Lima, doesn't he? As I recall he has helped many a visiting monger in Peru with good G-2.

After watching my compadre ride off into the sunset with his latest filly in tow, I thought to myself "Mav, get back in there!!! Engage!!!". Because there is a tall blonde in there with a seriously pretty face that needs my help I'm sure. But I glanced accross the street and saw the familiar Cutty Sark sign beckoning to me, so off I went. Julio was firmly entrenched at his assigned post behind the bar, so all was as it should be. He greeted me like a long lost brother, this guy knows his business. I sat down and had a drink, and he and I discussed the state of Argentina in general and lots of other stuff. He has taken to wearing glasses full time since last I saw him, and he now speaks much more English than when we first met. While talking, I fended off a stream of pretty horrid looking women. There was one very cute young morocha, but she was occupied with a local when I came in, and still was when I left. I think I prefer this place the way it used to be, when they were open for the business crowd in the afternoon, and the chicas would not approach unless you beckoned for them. Then, if you didn't see anything you liked, you could enjoy a good whiskey from their more than adequate selection in peace. The final straw for me was when Carolina, pretty face but painfully thin, clung to me giving me her story of needing to pay her rent in the morning or she and her 4 (countem) sons would be out in the street. I feel sorry for her if it's true, but there are a million stories like hers in the river city, and I would not be her savior. So I disengaged once again, said goodbye to Julio, and decided to call it a night.

Back in my apartment at around 3am, I still had the urge for some company, so I perused my list of internet chicas and found one, Jordana of 906090 Modelos, that advertised as working the overnight shift. I placed the call, and she was delivered to my door within a half hour. Very pretty girl, friendly, tight little body and absolutely no titties whatsoever. She has very good oral skills, and fucks pretty well, but the oral was covered and there was no way I could complete (probably due to the extra strong drink like a tripple that Julio prepared for me). Still, it was a treat to watch that pretty little mouth working very hard to please me for an hour.

The price was steep, 200p per hora, no propina, and 10p for taxi. She works out of an apartment in Belgrano, but she claims that none of the girls will do oral sin presertivo, so I won't visit. The address is: Amenabar y Olagabal 2313, piso 1, apt 2, Phone: 4706-3504. Attached are a couple photos I got from the website.

EZE :)

[QUOTE=Hunt99]Jaimito, unless I'm mistaken he's not back in the States, at least not permanently. He lives large in Lima, doesn't he? As I recall he has helped many a visiting monger in Peru with good G-2.[/QUOTE]

Nope, Hunt99. You're confusing people.