Report on Madahos for Newbies
My Report on my visit to Madahos:
REACHING MADAHOS:
Took a taxi from Las Canitas to Recoleta. Total cost Arg 18. The taxi driver was ignorant of location of the club. However, I had already studied & learnt the (Jackson's) Recoleta map by heart and I was able to guide him, though it was my first visit. The cabbie tried to cajole me into going to "Black" but I told him, not to worry about that.& just take me where I needed to go.
Btw, Madahos is about 700 metres (v approx) away from Black.
ARRIVAL MADAHOS:
On arrival at club, even before I entered, the pimps of the club were soliciting me to enter. They even spoke in English, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, in trying ensure I understood them. The poor guys were wasting their time as I was anyway heading there. However, if you are just a"passer-by", no need to get bullied, take your time to take the decision.
I had to pay 70Arg$ to enter. Well, I knew about the prices, thanks to the reports of the senior mongers on this forum.
INSIDE THE MADAHOS:
Well, my first impression. I was disappointed! I was expecting tremendous amount of "eye-candy" specially it being a Friday Night at 1.30 am. However, this is not to say that good looking girls were not there. There were plenty of unattractive girls as well! BTW, the 70Arg$ allows you to avail a free drink such as beer, whiskey, vodka etc. Being a humble drinker, I settled for the local beer. The girl poured it in a whiskey glass for me, which I didn't like, as beer is best when drunk from original bottle OR in a beer mug.
Inside the club was very hot. Those of you wearing very heavy winter clothing, do not despair. They have a system of collecting your woolens or bags. You get a token with a number. You have to return this token to get your stuff back. You can pay 5Arg$ to the girl who is doing this, as token money in return for this important service.
GIRLS:
There seemed to be all kinds of girls from very good looking to average to really ordinary plain Janes. There were girls who looked 18 years old to those who looked 40 years old. The important thing to consider here is that you still have to pay more or less same amount of money to get anyone out irrespective of her age or looks.
Hence, I would advise to go for the ones with most killer looks and best body!
Some of the pretty girls on lower (18~20) age group looked pretty awkward and out of place to me. It seemed to me as if they were ashamed to be there!
Some of the old ones were very irritating. Where ever my line of sight went. I found them. They were trying v hard for business but from my point of view, they didn't deserve the high Madahos rates for sure.
THE CROWD:
Lot of Latinos, tourists, expats were to be seen. All looking very happy to be there. Who would not be, considering the amount of eye candy!
Everyone was behaving themselves. I did not witness any fights, aggressive behavior etc.
DRINKS:
I did not indulge in a 2nd drink as my first beer was making me feel v sleepy. And along with the amount of nicotine floating in the air, the head was quite drugged by itself.
However, its convenient to buy a drink as then you are allowed to take a seat. Otherwise, despite the high numbers of empty seats available, I was bullied into getting up more than once by different bartenders throughout the night.
TALKING TO GIRLS:
I did see many clients talking to girls even without a drink. It sure helps if you speak Spanish. However, most girls will first ask you to order a drink to have a proper chat in a cosy corner in the bar. I personally took a long time to decide whom I wanted to take out. There were six to eight "8" s present. Most of them looked v professional & unfriendly and did not feel like spending my money of them. However, ultimately I did like one very much. She looked v fresh in the scene and also looked friendly but as I was walking towards her, another gentleman took her for a private drink and it ended my desire to take any other girl from Madahos this night.
STRIP TEASE & DANCING GIRLS :
They have been highly talked about by senior mongers and my friends. Well, definitely 2-3 of them were really good lookers with perfect body and pretty pert faces. However, they all looked v professional, with no innocence left after their work experience.
I did not try buying them a drink. I heard from senior mongers that its up to 500 Arg$ just to buy a drink and chat with them.
Will I advise that to a newbie?
Well, the total cost in buying a drink and taking them out would be close to 400~500 Us$. Its a doable price as some of the top looking girls in London or New York or Moscow or Dubai would cost that much anyway. However, being in BA where cheap "pay for play" is available, i think its prudent to use your money wisely, especially if your money is as hard earned as mine.
STRIP TEASE SHOWS :
One of the advantages of buying a 70 Arg$ drink is that you can stay there for 3~4 hours with just one drink and feast your eyes with the strip tease shows of some real lookers. Approximately 1 strip per hour.All girls were going full nude and showing the front but it was too dark to see them well.
DEPARTURE FROM MADAHOS :
It was close to 5.15 am when I left. Only 25% of crowd was left to what it was when I entered at 1.30am. The best chicas were already taken or gone.
The 40 yr olds were still hanging around hoping for the last minute success
OVERVIEW & CONCLUSION :
Its a good place for eye candy. Its a good place for strip tease shows. Its a very safe place.If you like very good looking girls, you will find them there.
Its upto you if its within your budget to take them out or not.
A word of caution. If you do take them, try your best to negotiate the number of hours, if they will do BBBJ or Cola or DFK or not. Many of the good looking ones will not do,if you have been seen in the club for first time. Or they might ask more money for Cola or BBBJ once in the hotel room or your cosy apartment. Its not to say that girls are bad but its just a way to make more money from the new rich clients, visiting for first time.
If you are looking for cheaper options, look up in Private apartments posts, where I & senior mongers have listed about them in detail
WILL I GO THERE AGAIN?
Yes, its a good place for eye candy, strip shows and on the day you have money to splurge, you can get a "8" or maybe a "9" from there. However, having tasted "8"s in the budget privados in BA, I have to really think hard if I want to pay 4 to 5 times the price to take a "8" from here.
ENJOY B.A!!!
18 and Workin' It At Madahos!
Hey Master J, buddy, nice to have you along on Friday night. It was a blast.
Just getting over my hangover from last night and this hits me like an acid flashback.
Yeah, she initially said she was 18 and then quickly said 19. She was blond and slutty hot. Like a highschool cheerleader on a hot night with her panties down to her knees. The kind who has to take the gum out of her mouth before she shoves her tongue down your throat. I resisted her as best I could without being ungentlemanly. She drew closer, I reached for my drink. She thrust her pelvis into mine, I didn't thrust back. She whispered in my ear, I just nodded and glanced around the room. She put her hands around my waist and dryhumped me. I was beginning to lose my cool. I was hoping she wouldn't notice I was getting a hardon. I bailed, said I had to go to the bathroom.
Why fight off a slutty hot cheerleader? You may ask. One, she might have even been younger than 18 and I don't know for certain whether she's jailbait. In Rio, I heard about underage girls and the police running a shakedown on mongers: Underage girl solicits monger to hotel room. After quick service, she declares her real age and demands a huge sum of money or she goes to the police. If monger refuses to pay, she screams her head off and the partner cop, who is conveniently nearby, breaks down the door. Monger pays up. This sticks in my mind because I had a close call in Rio with a Help girl who said she was 19. Our taxi was stopped at a police checkpoint and she had to produce documentation. She turned out to be 18! But 18 is legal in Brazil. BTW, the police in Rio carry submachine guns so this cements the memory in my mind.
Two, I had a hot date with the novia candidate the following night and didn't want to mess up the sheets.
I kind of felt sorry for ms. Hotpants though. She was still there waiting for me after I returned from the bathroom and she put in another 10 to 13 minutes of hard sell. Looking back on it, maybe I should have tipped her for the standing lapdance.