2005 Reports

Sorry, I did not mean to impose. If it is an imposition, no problem.

Thank you anyway.

Well, I guess 140 pesos is enough because Susy fucked me to death again, and when I said "¿vámonos?" she said fine, and when I gave her 140 at the end of the session, although she did count it, there was no complaining, and she gave me her number, and she wants to be fed. I didn't anal her this time but I did come in her mouth, in case that helps. This gal comes really easy which is a definite ego booster. In fact I would say that anyone who can't make her come needs to work on their game.

She admitted to being older than 32 but did not seem eager to discuss this any further. Hell, maybe she is forty. I will say that although the sessions are long, when they are over she books pretty fast. Fine by me.

This time, instead of staying in hotel (which I do normally, since I'm into points and rewards) I stayed in one of my colleague's apartment in Liberador Ave. All of a sudden I came to realize that the puntering scene changes a lot because the lasses assume you are a long time resident and are not going to be a push over.

Just a note to the folks: Even non-pros and part time freelancers become a possibility.

This may or may not surprise anyone, but there are a lot of women in this town who can really suck dick. One such individual is Patricia who works at Nuevo Estilo, which she, like many locals, calls Pampa. Patricia and I have been trying to hook up on Sundays for a while but one thing or another like her boyfriend or her period (doesn't bother me but she gets really bad cramps, she says) kept preventing us. Finally we got together tonight.

She sucked me for quite a while and it was great and then we fucked, and then I fed her a split pea and lentil stew with pork, potatoes, carrots, celery, onion, garlic, and red wine. No tomatoes this time. Also sautéed zapallito with olive oil and herbs. This put her in a reflective mood and she began asking me numerous questions about her performance, specifically if she was a better than average cock sucker.

"Oh yes, baby; you are a great cock sucker." "Am I the best?" Um um um. "Is Luli (Antonella) better?" Um um um "Baby you are in the top 10% of all the cock suckers in Buenos Aires." "So Luli is better?" um um um homina homina homina "Ok, yes but not by very much." "What do I have to do to catch up?" "Vení y te enseño."

We had a lengthy instructional session. She is already at the expert level so it was master's level type stuff. She seemed to absorb all the material quite well, and also she absorbed all the material quite well. No running and spitting from this one. Also she is very orgasmic. Her pussy has no scent whatsoever and is shaved.

She says her boyfriend knows she works (they don't live together). This never ceases to amaze me. I recommend her if you are at NEB; tell her El Toro Rojo sent you. That place is too fucking expensive nowadays, though. I doubt she'll do you for less than 200.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]
We had a lengthy instructional session. She is already at the expert level so it was master's level type stuff. [/QUOTE]
DH,

You are too much. I was ROFL at this. Thanks for the story. :)

Moondog

[QUOTE=Dickhead]We had a lengthy instructional session. She is already at the expert level so it was master's level type stuff.[/QUOTE]
DH,

Have you considered offering this course of instruction to every working girls in BA? Just imagine, for a small fee, they can learn to be a master C**k sucker. Upon satisfactory completion of the course, issue them a wallet size diploma or certificate of completion they can carry in their purses. So they can prove to be a DH certified master C**K Sucker. Then all mongers in BA will be looking for that credential.

Sportsman

[QUOTE=Sportsman]DH,

Just imagine, for a small fee, they can learn to be a master C**k sucker. [/QUOTE]

Hey, DH is going to be out of a job real quick, so let's make it a larger fee. Say 130 pesos *per* lesson. Goes up to 250 per lesson for Doctoral studies.

I'll stand in line to try out the graduates.

The one I had today sucks pretty good too and will even take the goo. Hey, that even rhymes. Jhana (Hannah) who has worked at Catto's, Jaz, Ness, and, as it turns out, for two nights at the notorious Oba Oba which she said was her very first job. Hell of a place to start. Came very close to beating me at pool, too. I gave her 120 pesos and walked her five blocks to the bus stop, where she was touched that I waited with her until the bus came.

Mickey Mouse posted a picture of her snatch one time.

[QUOTE=Jaimito Cartero]Hey, DH is going to be out of a job real quick, so let's make it a larger fee. Say 130 pesos *per* lesson. Goes up to 250 per lesson for Doctoral studies.

I'll stand in line to try out the graduates.[/QUOTE]
DH gets some extra cash and bbbj's, the girls learn a life long useful skill and get more busniess when they proudly show their credential, and us mongers will gurantee to get quality service.

We will implement this certification program as soon as you find me some chicas who are willing to pay me to suck my dick. The ones I know have trouble finding ten pesos to recharge their cell phones, if they haven't pawned them already.

Although, I admit I would give the lessons for free. Occasionally I have jokingly said things like "I made you come three times and I only came once so you owe me 200 pesos" and it hasn't necessarily gone over all that well.

Tonight I made it clear to the chica (Jhana) that since [b]she[/b] called [b]me[/b] and wanted to get together for drinks, that I would pay for the drinks and nothing more. At the time I was thinking I would not want to fuck her due to having been drained of every drop from my body by Patricia the previous day. Then I was thinking we would go out and have a few drinks and see if we wanted to fuck or not.

Of course, when she got there and I got close to her and smelled her and touched her, we ended up in bed within five minutes. Even so, given the way the evening went down I am 95% sure I could have given her nothing and gotten away with it. That is not my style. I did say, "I want to give you a little gift" instead of my usual "Here is something for your purse ("algo para la cartera")." She asked me to change a two peso note into monedas (coins) for the bus, whereas some chicas would ask for cab fare.

Chicas here are pretty cool, I think. I am not rich by any means and I work hard for my money (well, okay, not really) but if a chica is not greedy or demanding or a pain in the ass I can give her 100-150 pesos with a fair amount of pleasure. And, the greedy, demanding, or PITA ones get put on waivers as the Triple A farm team provides a steady stream of talent.

I am in a particularly good mood tonight. However, I do need to do the right thing and cut the last favorita with a measure of class. How do you tell a chica that she is a really nice person and has always treated you right but you know a whole bunch of other chicas who are better in bed? I guess you feed them one last great dinner and tell them some vague lies.

Anybody have any better ideas?

Your the wordsmith, the most read man on this or any other forum yet you can't do this simple thing.

I think St. Charlie said it best, "Your Honor don't pay them for sex, I pay them to leave." If your done be done, tactfully and gracefully for sure but done none the less. It is/was a professional relationship. You and I have spoken of this and I do believe, as you do, it is possible to make a more than clinical connection with the chicas but not one that requires a complicated exit strategy.

Or if all else fails try honesty, it worked to improve the others oral skills. Mi Amor I adore you, I enjoy being with you however you lack in these areas blah blah blah. Personally I think this will get your ass kicked but then again it's not my ass on the line and I could learn from your experiance. I say you should try it. If you avail yourself of the appropriate body armor first.

You could confuse the hell out of her by telling the truth.

You could tell her that you respect her too much to keep fucking her. It would just ruin the image of her in your mind.

If you were leaving town you could always use the, "I"m gay now" or the "The blisters on my penis itch too much to have sex any more".

She has a boyfriend now. I guess I could tell her I don't want to mess things up between her and him, like I give a shit.

I'll miss the topless haircuts, though.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]She has a boyfriend now. I guess I could tell her I don't want to mess things up between her and him, like I give a shit.

I'll miss the topless haircuts, though.[/QUOTE]

If your goal is really to educate the chicas, I would kindly tell her that your other chicas are at the graduate level and you have to conserve your leche for them. Leave the door open for entry into her graduate program if she wants to improve herself.

Guys:

Before this gets totally out of control, may be you should take this discussion under the "Chit Chat" thread. Trip reports, please!

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