Black

Jesus! Black is cheaper than Madaho and they're packed in there like a herd of gazelles. I may have to take Black off my blacklist.

You have to go to Black with a open mind. Walk in with confidence. Walk in as if you have a million bucks in your pocket. Chances are high that you will meet a woman who will fuck you for 300 pesos.

However, if you walk in like a miser and in awe of the place and with a miserly mentality, chances are high that you will not not get laid that night because the chicas are going to ask you for 300 USD!

Chicas in Black have a amazing sense of filtering out the boys from the men!!

Go alone here, avoid going with a bunch of other mongers. Don't be ashamed that your knowledge of Castellano is still mediocre. Call all the shots, behave in style, behave like a man & not a loser,talk to them like you have the world in your pocket!! Carry a lot of change with you, lot of 10's and 20's Dont get drunk & stupid. Be in control, all the time & you will get amazing results at Black, the hippest whorehouse in Argentina & allegedly among the top 3 in Southern hemisphere.

Yesterday I made it to Black. After a shit taxi ride with an asshole of a tax driver that didn't have change after I gave him Ps 20 for a 12 ps ride.

Went upstairs and saw something that reminded me of Rio de J's HELP, only a lot smaller and a lot more expensive. It was crowded with beautiful girls, all with fake tits and small asses. I myself prefer bigger Brasilian style asses.

The moment I sat down, girls were swarming around me like sharks. They tried to make eye contact, sometimes by standing straight in front of me but I just looked passed them. I saw a very nice girl I was really interested in but then I saw she smoked and I just don't like that. In the end I fell in lust with two of the pall dancers, one of which a dark skinned girl. I asked her rates for going out but she said she doesn't do that. After again trying to ignore ugly girls staring at me, I decided to leave alone. No regrets though. If I want to take home a girl, it should really be a stunner. I'm not desperate enough to accept anything less. Total damage: 20 (taxi) + 70 (entrance) + 140 (2 beers) + 80 (whiskey) + 12 (taxi) = 332. It was a night well spent but to my opinion Black cannot compete in anyway with HELP or Barbarella in Rio, let alone the thermas like 4x4 and centaurus. Rio is by far my favourite city in the world

[QUOTE=Paradiso666]Yesterday I made it to Black. After a shit taxi ride with an asshole of a tax driver that didn't have change after I gave him Ps 20 for a 12 ps ride.

Went upstairs and saw something that reminded me of Rio de J's HELP, only a lot smaller and a lot more expensive. It was crowded with beautiful girls, all with fake tits and small asses. I myself prefer bigger Brasilian style asses.

The moment I sat down, girls were swarming around me like sharks. They tried to make eye contact, sometimes by standing straight in front of me but I just looked passed them. I saw a very nice girl I was really interested in but then I saw she smoked and I just don't like that. In the end I fell in lust with two of the pall dancers, one of which a dark skinned girl. I asked her rates for going out but she said she doesn't do that. After again trying to ignore ugly girls staring at me, I decided to leave alone. No regrets though. If I want to take home a girl, it should really be a stunner. I'm not desperate enough to accept anything less. Total damage: 20 (taxi) + 70 (entrance) + 140 (2 beers) + 80 (whiskey) + 12 (taxi) = 332. It was a night well spent but to my opinion Black cannot compete in anyway with HELP or Barbarella in Rio, let alone the thermas like 4x4 and centaurus. Rio is by far my favourite city in the world[/QUOTE]Paradiso,

You can not compare Thai food to Italian or Argentine food to Indian. Each has its own flavor & taste. Right?

Now you are in Argentina, for few days forget about Rio and stop trying to compare everything with Rio. Just try to enjoy the great things this city of BA has to offer without being pessimistic and grumbling on what it does NOT offer!

For getting the most from "Black" you need to go on Monday evening. Thats the day when there are maximum number of girls and least number of clients. Friday, Sat, Sun are the worst days to visit Black. This is because these are days (cos of business strategies which are a bit complicated to explain you right here), the choice of girls is not right. I recommend going on a Monday for striking good lower priced deals or going on a Wednesday or Thursday to see Black in full swing though you may be paying more on these days.

Finally, remember many of the Black chikas (those who come on weekdays) are very classy, with degrees and loads of sophistication which is definitely not the case with chicas from Help or 4 x 4 (Looks/sexy asses aren't everything in Mongering!)

Trust this little note from me would bring out more respectful posts from you in context of mongering in the great city of buenos aires.

Cheers

P.s : No need to pay taxi driver 20 pesos if the bill is 12 pesos. They always try to portray that they don't have change but you have to at times , be a bit stern with them, so that they know they aren't dealing with a chicken! Once they know that, they usually behave themselves. However, this doesn't mean that you pick up a fight with them either!!

Carry lot of change with you, when you go to "Black" or "Madhos". Lot of 2's, 5's & 10's

Hi Paradiso and Captain,

Are these drink prices for real? Yikes! On a trip to Madaho's, I recall 1 drink included with entry fee, but from Paradiso's post, I take it no such thing occurs at Black. Also, there was a post mentioning free entry passes available at EZE to Black. Does anyone know if that is still available and where they can be picked up? I completely get that going here is not value mongering but every little bit, right gents.

CD

Dear Captain.

I do appreciate the fact that you are trying to motivate me towards a more positive look on BA, really, appreciated. But I don't think there is anything wrong with comparing to be honest. And I have deep respect for their achievements, but I like to fuck a girls ass or pussy, not their titles.

But in between the lines I read a genuine and honest attempt to give BA what it deserves so I will follow up on your advice. Are you going in Monday?

And about the taxi driver, i was pretty stern and the cab driver even got in to BLACK to try to change while leaving his cab running and unattended. However, the cashier of black aslo could not help and after the doorman even checked his own wallet, i was tired of the circus and decided to forget about the 2 eur tip

@Cordoba: yes the entrance fee entitles you to one free drink but after that, drinks are 70 (beer) or more (whiskey, 80)

I was there last night. The talent was an order of magnitude lower than on my last visit two years ago. In fact, I think that some of the girls might very well have spent the two intervening years smoking at the bar, based on their worn and tired appearances.

It made me sad to see Black fallen so low. I had my drink and departed before I succumbed to sentimentality for the old days and took one anyway.

BTW, the girls were more aggressive than the touts outside. Not exactly a turn-on unless it happens to be the exact girl who interests you. Surely management can understand this and has the sense to rein in the house pigs. If I wanted to deal with that, I'd go to the Triangle.

I have rarely if ever been disappointed at Black so I will try on Monday. Wonder if a " Code Red " could be organizer where we short the market collectively. Strength in numbers.

Then I must have seen you breakaway!

I was also there last night to do a check on you guys!

All of you were siting with chicas with drinks & enjoying yourself to glory!

[QUOTE=Paradiso666]then I must have seen you breakaway![/QUOTE]LOL, perhaps. I was the guy paying close attention to my drink and the dancers overhead in a desperate attempt to avoid making irreversible eye contact with one of the 5's in attendance. Oh wait, that describes most of us!:-)

LOL exactly! Too bad the dancer (the dark skinned one) did not want to go the hotel with me, I was totally hypnotized by that ass. At one point, I had a feeling it talked to me and we understood each other. That was the point I dediced to talk the owner of that ass but unfortunately she didnt want to go

[QUOTE=Paradiso666]LOL exactly! Too bad the dancer (the dark skinned one) did not want to go the hotel with me, I was totally hypnotized by that ass. At one point, I had a feeling it talked to me and we understood each other. That was the point I dediced to talk the owner of that ass but unfortunately she didnt want to go[/QUOTE]You should have continued speaking with the ass. Where the ass goes, the pussy follows!

[QUOTE=Master J]I have rarely if ever been disappointed at Black so I will try on Monday. Wonder if a " Code Red " could be organizer where we short the market collectively. Strength in numbers.[/QUOTE]Now, I am not suggesting that the entire traffic of Argentina private should arrive at "Black" on the Monday night. That is a sure recipe for disaster. Monday night's charm lies in few clients and large number of girls. Keep that ratio in check please!;-)

Duly noted. Perhaps the tactic of Troy would be more appropriate. I just thought a rumour of a grand fiesta for the few select would create a flurry of interest. I get a feeling something kooky will be happening.