New Port

New Port is awesome.

Been having too much fun their lately, I like the drinking for 29 (as I've learned its a cheaper price of admission and no pressure to take a girl home)

So the other night, this crunk hot thing starts flirting with me. We both kinda wasted and she's cute enough (maybe an 8) but has this totally flirtacious attitude and cute face which kills me everytime. Stats. 32A, 5'7, tight bod, 26. Boobs aren't as big as like, but it got me to open the wallet through. 200/ hr. My buddy is taking a night off from the hookering, but her sister (20yo, about 34D, tiny 20yo waist and ass) is chatting him up. He doesn't budge we go to leave and my girl says, well my sister is coming with us.

My girl is totally nuts (and possibly on the nose-candy) grinding me in the cab, grabbing my junk, telling me she wants sexo, a bit over the top, but I'm horny so its good. Get back to my place, the chicks are running around the 10th floor pad (ah que linda and shit) drinking, causing a fucking ruckus.

My girl goes to change / shower, I go to get cash, my buddy and the sis are chilling on fucking facebook or something. I come back go to my room and the crazy ***** is in one of my suits, gives a striptease and than we get to boning. Pretty standard for the most part, multiple positions, but good.

But here is the kicker, we finish and go hand out. The sister is looking at me all crazy, takes off her top and shows her boobs. Then she gets up to go to the bathroom takes my hand to follow. Just about in the bathroom, when my crazy ***** grabs me and says "no puta-hermana, ello es mio!" (I'm like WTF is going on?

Anyhoo, we all exchange emails, but I didn't get the sisters. Sis told my bro that there were on vacation from uraguay for 2wks (their facebooks check out, with status posts and information) I send an email to crazy to go out for drinking, she emails and is calling back, but I really want to fuck the sister.

I feel that I am going to incur chica wrath if this plays out the way I'm hoping it will. Tips?

Find out when the two of them will be back in NP (time, etc) Tell her that you will probably see her there but don't commit to 100% (unless you have to)

Get another monger to lead the way. You stay outside, in front near the tables and watch through the window. Have him chat up your chica and see if he can't separate the two and perhaps get some mojo going with her. You'll find out pretty quickly whether or not she wants your johnny or Johnny-on-the-spot's johnny. You can sms or speak on the cell to communicate. He can say something to the affect of "my friend is planning on meeting me" or whatever.

If she seems good to go, they should dance (as close to the stage as possible) which will hopefully give the opportunity and cover to swoop and and work the sis. If / when they come back to the table, you and your straw man have never met. Act put off that she was trying to hook up with another guy. Give her the notion that he might be her better bet for AR$200 that night.

See how it plays out from there.

I just walked by New Port, and someone handed me a flier. I don't know what "ingredientes" are, but you can get 2 Chopp with said ingredientes for 16p. Licuidos are 16p, and some food options are 26-28p. This is "hasta las 20hs."

I guess I might have another reason to stop by now!

Pardon me, but what the fuck are you saying.

Exon

[QUOTE=Exon123]Pardon me, but what the fuck are you saying.

Exon[/QUOTE]Cochese,

Pardon Exon. He's stuck in Sex Prison and he doesn't know what the fuck [u]he's[/u] saying.

Actually, he's like this all the time, but when he's in BA we get to hear his comments personally, and they don't sound as rude as when they're posted on a forum.

I appreciate your forbearance.

Thanks,

Jackson

Hey Jackson. WTF! Exon is right! What a stupid post by a newbie. Stop abusing my be^ tch. That's my job. I give him a pass on the political thread because when it comes to politics or anything cerebral Exon is a "stupid mother fucker cocksucker!" LOL. Stop kicking the retarded guy as he doesn't get it, most of the time! In this case he is totally right. Stupid post by a newbie! Every now and then a blind hog finds an acorn! LOL.

Happy Mongering All. Toymann

I walked by the club. Someone handed me a flier.

I went by last night, and they said it was age 30+ night (my friend is under 30)

Was this for Newport on the bottom floor or the dance club that enters from the far left and goes up the stairs? Where the bano is.

On some nights there is teenager discoteca up there. Not for adults.

Has anyone run into this Chica at Newport? I picked her up a couple of years ago and the last time is was in BA (last November) she was no where to be found.

Hopefully the attached picture helps

Haven't seen her, but I did bang her. Not too bad. Good bod.

I saw her there some time back, but "saw" was all I did. A little bit of a butter-face, nice looking bod. Has the look of a hardened pro, so I walked passed (multiple times)

I'm staying in Loi Suites Recoleta which is 30 seconds away from Newport and a minute from Hippo! Havent tried any clubs yet and always guys in that street hand small papers and ask you if you wanna go to Hippo!

Anyways, last night just walking back to the hotel from dinner at about 12:30! I passed next to Newport and really slowed down to see whats happening inside, door was open so stood and looked inside and all I saw was chica to males ratio 5-1 or 6-1! Guy at the door talking spanish but ofcourse I had no idea whats he was saying! Was really tempted to go in. I just left back to the hotel.

Does anyone know if that place is still safe, whats the cover charge for self and chica's? Any purticular advise? I'm going to El calatafe today but coming back on 30th or 31st! So might try it if it sounds good!

Thanks guys!

Sure are alot of rubes in town between this guy and Franky Double. RTFF. No cover. Over 30p now for a beer. Those are hookers you saw in there. They don't bite but they do suck.

Sorry for giving Frankie Double and Greatest such shit, but COME ON!

[QUOTE=Greatest]I'm staying in Loi suites recoleta which is 30 seconds away from newport and a minute from Hippo! Havent tried any clubs yet and always guys in that street hand small papers and ask you if you wanna go to Hippo!

Anyways, last night just walking back to the hotel from dinner at about 12:30! I passed next to newport and really slowed down to see whats happening inside, door was open so stood and looked inside and all I saw was chica to males ratio 5-1 or 6-1! Guy at the door talking spanish but ofcorse I had no idea whats he was saying! Was really tempted to go in. I just left back to the hotel.

Does anyone know if that place is still safe, whats the cover charge for self and chica's? Any purticular advise? I'm going to El calatafe today but coming back on 30th or 31st! So might try it if it sounds good!

Thanks guys![/QUOTE]

Newport is safe. Do not worry. For every drink, pay upfront.

No take out fees.

Negotiate money directly with chica.

Expect to pay 250-300 pesos for the chica for a hour of fun unless you have chemistry with chica, chica has no babies waiting at home and she decides to do a "toda la noche".

Most of the chicas there are very experienced and not easy to manage. So some Spanish helps but the chicas will know some English.

Normally chicas meeting you first time will not do BBBj.

Hope you have a good time.