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[QUOTE=Bandy]Guys:
Before this gets totally out of control, may be you should take this discussion under the "Chit Chat" thread. Trip reports, please!
Bandy[/QUOTE]
If how to train chicas isn't under a trip report, then I must be going off the deep end. It's a wild trip. She's likely to come after him and cut something off. :)
How can u spot an Argentine undercover policeman? He has a t-shirt with the title line on the back. Today was a day of a protest at El Congresso where im staying. I took some pictures of the protestors and this man approaches me and in a manner of authority asks me what im doing (he got my attention by calling me "boy" in spanish even though im older then he). I told him i was on vacation. He asks where im from, i told him the US. He asks for ID, I show him my drivers license. He looks at it and motions at me with my head to beat it out of there, so i did.
I then walked to Bar Iberia for a "desayuno americano" scrambled eggs, bacon and cafe con leche. It was delicious. Went to the cyber to check my email and to chronicle my own personal defilement on this board and when i walked out of the cyber i realized i didnt have my camera on me. I went back to the cyber booth, it wasnt there! i ran back to Bar Ibiria and asked the nice waiter who tended to me if he found a camera, he said no. i ran back to the cyber and i was bee-lining for the booth where i had been sitting, the lady who assigns machines calls to me. She asked me if i lost something, i said yes. she asks what, i said a camera in a blue carrying case. and then she hands me my camera which, used, is worth at least 500US.
Happy ending! I love happy endings. Im very impressed with that gesture of someone turning it in and them giving it back to me. 2 points of contact where it could have been lost forever, and so, when my trip is over and i post my pics that countless men will beat-off too, you can thank the good karma of the Argentine people.
[QUOTE=Lunico]Happy ending! I love happy endings. Im very impressed with that gesture of someone turning it in and them giving it back to me. 2 points of contact where it could have been lost forever, and so, when my trip is over and i post my pics that countless men will beat-off too, you can thank the good karma of the Argentine people.[/QUOTE]
I left my camera in a small restaurant last year, and just as I was about to get into a taxi out front, the waiter came out and gave it to me. This was in a definite non tourist area, and I had eaten a 10 or 12 peso meal. Very friendly, and great when things like that happen.
I dropped five centavos on the sidewalk and I can't find it. Bandy Bandy Bandy guys are posting irrelevant bullshit again. Please make them stop.
DH u love my posts. admit it.
...in Buenos Aires.
Some folks are doing it "prepotente" and with good, dick-headed words, phrases and invented great stories.
The rest will just remember one of the best, safest and sexiest cities of this funny blue planet.
I admit I invented the story about losing the five centavos. Anyone who knows me knows I would still be out there looking for it. Speaking of inventing things, on 31 May you said you had been living here for two years and then suddenly on 5 June it was three years.
Of course only one of your 19 posts even talks about pussy at all but all it says it that you know of some good places but don't want to post them. So, I cordially invite you to kiss my ass.
[QUOTE=Dickhead] So, I cordially invite you to kiss my ass.[/QUOTE]
I thought you were only giving Chica lessons. Beso negro lessons for guys now. These graduates, I will *NOT* be giving pesos to.
I FOUND 5 centavos on the last day of my trip, and I brought it back to the states with me. I would possibly consider returning it for a Teaching Assistant job, and a cheap place to stay.
EZE :)
...I'll never compete with your eloquent, elegant elaboratet style...nor the quantitiy of postings, get a life...
btw. living and beeing resident are two things
Dissing our beloved Dickhead here and Andres on the Visa board. Not that either one of them needs my help but this guy is an asshole. On top of that his posts have nothing to do with Pussy.
I loved the camera story, I left a $2.99 camera at a cyber one time and that motherfucker was gone before I even paid my 50 centavos. I love the Argentine people but like anywhere a lot of people will for sure steal anything not nailed down. Christ the fences even have their own little section in Once.
The camera story happened to me in once! i reckon its one extreme from the other! 2 days ago some person in the building im renting in didnt wanna give me access to the door, even though i had a key. Old man blocked the door and said he didnt know me. I had to yell at him in a nice way to get out of my way cause i was standing in the rain with my clean laundry. Theres some of everything in this world. i choose to remember the good.
One of the more prominent posters on this board related to me the legend that the discoteque Asia de Cuba in Puerto Madero is awash with horny, hot women who might be available either [i]gratis[/i] or as a semi-pro. I never got a chance to follow up on his tip on my last trip. Does anybody else have any personal experience or hearsay stories to relate?
Today I did not go to San Martín 793 and did not fuck the luscious Pandora-Demy whose real name is something else. She doesn't suck dick very well for as long as you want, does not kiss, and does not have huge sensitive tits that she loves to have you suck on.
After I finished not having sex with her, I didn't pay her 120 pesos, and then she didn't tell me that she was leaving next week to not go work in another apartment which isn't right off of Nuevo de Julio. After I don't call her next week, I won't get the exact address, which I won't post for the benefit of any other posters who are not assholes and might not be interested in any information I don't have.
[b]EDIT: Pandora's new location posted in the San Martín 793 thread as well as in a new thread for her new location.[/b]
Later, I did not buy more Sildenafil at Farmacia Azul which isn't very close to Café Orleans, and I did not notice that the price had gone up slightly to 50 pesos even for 10 x 50mg. However, this Sandoz brand that I did not buy has a score down the middle so is worth a few pesos more, at least to me.
[QUOTE=Hunt99]One of the more prominent posters on this board related to me the legend that the discoteque Asia de Cuba in Puerto Madero is awash with horny, hot women who might be available either [I]gratis[/i] or as a semi-pro. I never got a chance to follow up on his tip on my last trip. Does anybody else have any personal experience or hearsay stories to relate?[/QUOTE]I do not know about horny or semi-pros, but every time I have been there with a group of people, there is a large number of single, beautiful women. Check it out and report back.
Moondog