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TicToc,
great minds thinks alike and quick move on your side. We should try if the bond between these two chicks can also be (like I fantasized) a saliva line linking their mouths and my ....
I invited them to an Italian homemade dinner, they responded they would provide the dessert. I was quick in saying that whipped cream is on mine. Laughts erupted, we'll see.
Take care!
In answer to the question below, a monger I know found a Syrian girl working out of Cutty Sark a year or two ago. She was pretty good looking, I would say an 8, and also spoke decent English. I have no idea if she's still working the place.
Personally I think Cutty Sark is not a very good place anymore (if it ever was in the first place). I shall check it out again on Sunday or more likely Monday and will post a report if I find anything worth mentioning.
-Uncle Otto
"My" Salomé from Guemes 3221, aka Yael on escortsbaires, is of Lebanese (at least partially, and looks it) descent if that helps.
Banned from Blacks – Part Two "THE RETURN" - Mad Max To the Resue!"
Introduction:
My experience about being banned from Blacks on my last trip to Buenos Aires in January 2004.
To sum up Part 1 , I was shown the door at Blacks.
My crime – I engaged in a conversation with a clueless non WSG monger
( a newbie ) in Blacks, opining about the scene in Buenos Aires, really saying nothing more than what you read in this forum.
I suspect afterwards the monger used the knowledge I gave him about the lay of the land to a chica he was trying to lower her price and she informed the management that I was interfering with her business.
I was banned permanently, as any Monger knows Buenos Aires is know for Tango but the most kept secret is that it is the center of memory and mental retention. No one ever forget anything and no one who works at the Boliches ever leaves their job, as jobs are not in plentiful supply in the city.
If you are interested in reading more about all this . I suggest you search the WSF archive - I posted on March 20, 2004 for a far more detailed and I think colorful account.
Anyway, Part 2 – BANNED FROM BLACKS
This is a great story about the mongerhood and in particular an incredible monger, Mad Max., a candidate for the Monger Hall of Fame!
But I’ll get to that later….the story opens the day after my banishment from Blacks
The next day I put in a call to Uncle Otto, poor guy, very depressed. He was leaving for sex prison to serve another one month sentence. The guy is a lifer like all of us but manages to get out each month for a few days.
Otto suggested I hook up with Max Max, who rented El Jefe’s aparment, aka the Playboy Mansion South - World HQ of the WSG….I sent off an email to Sr. Mad Max and he invited me to join him with two other mongers for a steak dinner in Recoleta, followed by the traditional boliche full frontal assault.
At around 9 pm that night, I arrived at HQ, to hook with with Mad Max, one of the sexual centers on the planet. Now this is the same apartment featured in the background of Argentina Privates, world infamous. It is rumored that chicas get wet when they approach within one block from the residence, so intense is the sexual vibe that emanates from it.
Mad Max and the other two mongers greet me and we go off to enjoy a steak dinner, selecting a restaurant for the quality of the waitresses, as much as for the fare. And we weren’t disappointed. Our waitress did a sexy dance for our behalf and wore the traditional attire of the Buenos Aires fox – black shirt cut short at the bellybutton and tight white pants that reveal the outline of the black thong underneath. Yikes. Doesn’t get much better than that.
After we order the meal my fellow mongers discuss where to go first and it looks like I’m in trouble. They all want to go to Blacks., the one place I can’t go.
Embarrassed to admit that I am persona non grata at Blacks, in fact banned for life. I try to steer them to another club with little success, making some futile and sometimes lame arguments: Blacks is passe, old hat, not cool anymore, never was, strictly for tourists, a rip-off place, unattractive dogs.
I’m not having any luck. Zip. All three mongers – Mad Max and the two others– both first timers mongers and likes kids in a candy store - are hell-bent on Blacks and the Blacks experience. The little DH in their pocket is all jazzed up.
Finally I relate my experience of the previous evening, the awful truth – Alas I am banned from Blacks. Mind you getting banned from Blacks of course is not the worst thing in the world – there are plenty of other hunting grounds for a profession monger and senior member of the WSG and AMA like myself – but it can put a monkey wrench into your plans when all the mongers want to go there and you can’t get in.
Anyway all three mongers feel that I have been done an injustice and agree to go en masse to Blacks and leave as a group up they won’t let me stay. Cool, eh, Mongers sticking together, the Monger cartel, we all dream of when we rant about the 300 pesos price at Madahos and this could be a real and yet another great benefit of membership in the WSG.
So off we go to Blacks, the four of us, three happy campers and me.. I expect to be turned away at the door but to my utter surprise they let me in with the three others. I felt like I was walking into a pit of vipers. The situation was intense.
to be continued.......
Just came back to Europe from a meager 3 nights trip to BA, with just too much to do work-wise and so little time for chasing chicas.
As time was indeed an issue and as usual I wasn't really master of my own schedule, I decided to at least not take any chance for my welcome massage on sunday. So I contacted perfect Roxana and booked Ana from Platynum, the russian girl.
She was perfectly on time, dressed like a lady. 2 hours were agreed and she did spend 2 hours. A fantastic massage, great sex, and a smart conversation afterwards. Funny she was sooo relieved that i would speak spanish, as she expected someone speking only english. I greatly recommend this girl. It's the kind of girl I would even date.
On another night (tuesday) I went to Madaho's and I can confirm, 50 pesos for a girl's drink (so far none of them has had the guts to ask for an 80 pesos one while chatting with me) and a request for 100US$ or 300pesos for 2 hours.
There were a couple of chicas I would have loved to chat to and bring home but they were busy with others. I ended up choosing Barbara, blonde, thin, great legs, fantastic ass, 20, from Argentina (at least that's what she told me). We agreed on 250. We got to the hotel and we both found out none of us had condoms. She called a cab and went to buy some and came back to me. That's service. She danced for me (and she is very good at it) and masturbated in front of me to turn me on (by the way, she is totally shaved, which I like a lot). She was sweet and did show "interest" in what she was doing. However, somehow, the whole thing turned out a little too mechanic for my taste and I doubt I will use her services again.
At times I am uncertain as to really what difference 50 pesos make ... 16Euros ... that won't even buy a music CD around here or a soccer game on TV.
Hope to be able to get back to BA soon and maybe get to know some of you.
Interceptor
JB
OK, you are killing even ME with the suspense....
Out with it!!!!
Oh, I almost forgot, you are the movie script writer.
No wonder the suspense...
Mad Max
Intercepter
I'm confused. I checked Platynum at http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/EntretenimientoSpanish.htm and I did not find Ana or Anna.
I did find:
Ana Belen
Ana Laura (great nipples)
Anahi
Analhia (Anal - hia?)
Analia
Anastasia
Do I have the wrong Platynum?
I miss BA!
Max, he posted that same story a couple of months ago. Perhaps we will get the conclusion by Independence Day. ;)
Paroled from Sex Prison tonight, headed down Argentina way for a few days of fun. Going to see if the horrible rumors about trixie price-fixing at Madaho's are true.
Oh...... and I'm also going to eat a two-pound filet mignon for Sunday dinner for the princely sum of 20 pesos. :D :D :D
-Uncle Otto
Otto,
Wish I were there to enjoy the filet with you. I am in prison myself for one more week. Even when I am in BA I am in self imposed shakles (willingly I might add) to the best BA had (note the tense) to offer.
Post often your exploits.
Mad Max
Big Rob`s chica roundup- trip number one.
Just returned from three day trip to Iguazu, arranged by Mayra. Highly recomended, great weather, great scenery. Budget $ 350-$400 US including air, hotel for 3 days.
So now, back to business for my last two days. Here's some recomendations from last week.
Maria (ArgentinePrivate) agree with earlier reports. she is great, much slimmer, sexier than posted pics indicate. Fun, and very pleasant experience all around. A definite must see.
Ana (Platynum) the Russian girl. Its all been said. she`s great. blond, blue eyes, intelligent, punctual, great massage.
Jael (Platynum) small, cute, sweet, dark short hair, young (21) reminds you of that sweet girl from high school. a definite.
Gianna (Area VIP) fantastic body. some of the best natural breasts to be had. auburn, long hair, great eyes. shè was a little aloof or shy, hard to say. other that that, fantastic.
Bianca (Area VIP) compact, sexy, tight, super body, great smile, great fun attitude. fantastic.
Gala (Area VIP) dark hair, green eyes, really personal and sweet. a little quiet but that transalates well into a smoky sensuality. really nice girl.
And a few not so great:
Keyssi (Platnum) listed as "the best blond". ok, well she`s no longer blond. black hair. absolutely fantastic body but she's way certain of it. Likes to do strip tease, which is great, but tries to control events all with as little contact as possible. A little battle of wills. I don`t like that. but what a great body. Hung around for two shots so can`t complain much, just not enough personality. felt like lap dance in USA ( ok, a really good lap dance)
Bharbarella (Platynum) great pics. probably old, she`s seems heavier and older than the pics. still great bod but not quite what was expected. very professional, which can be great, but again felt a bit impersonal. very smart and nice lady, just a little too "pro" for me.
Cecy (Platynum) Roxana made two appts, she missed both, maybe just a bad day but should not go without mention.
All above arranged expertly by Roxana. great service. Can't recomend more strongly. most $150-200 peso.
My taste is for nice girls who happen to be super hot. It`s a business, but there are many nice girls who just need the money and it`s a win win. of course, your experience may differ.
Just my two cents. more updates to come.
PS: Happy to hook up with anyone for some clubs or dinner Sun night or Mon night. local cell = 15-5262-9677
Thanks to all on the board, it`s been a great first trip.
Can't make this week's AMA meeting, but will be there for the next three. Looking forward to getting back to BA. It has been two weeks.
Big Rob,
Thanks for the info.
Moondog
Good info, thanks Big Rob.
EZE :)
Big Rob,
Could you please clarify who exactly "Ana" from Platynum is. When I look at the Platynum site, I see several variants of "Ana" but no "Ana."
Thanks for your help.
DfB
Dick for Brains and Nuevo Espanol, Ana is Anna from Russia. She used to be on Platynum, Escortbaires and Escort-Argentina sites. Infact she was just there until very recently.
I saw her back in late March and if I recall she said she was going to have family visiting in April - May from Russia. I'm presuming she is just on holiday and will be back soon enough.