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Unplanned Return to Paradise
Day two: My old Favorites!
Friends, after some delay Knuckhead decided to continue chronicling the events of the second day of his completely unplanned and unanticipated fourth trip to your land of plenty. It is to be said that that in the meantime he has amassed an inexcusable debt to the forum in terms of reports. He has been to Moscow and back, and yet another time to Buenos Aires. However, the protracted problems with the forum had provided a comfortable and easy excuse not to post. The excuses are no more, and so we continue from [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=344032&postcount=2137][red]where we left off[/red][/url] several weeks ago.
This was a Sunday, and as mentioned repeatedly before, the key to successful mongering on Sundays is previous planning. There were three appointments scheduled for today, and as it turns out, all were repeats for Knuckhead.
You may recall, in a manner quite atypical for this town, Knuckhead had gone to bed with wood a few hours earlier without his customary fourth (!!) session of the day. Not surprisingly, the situation was not different when he woke up to the tune of the alarm from his mobile phone at 10:15 am. He actually made it down in time for the (included) breakfast buffet in the hotel’s restaurant! Back in his room, he showered, shaved, and sat on the bed expecting the tried and true [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11762][red]Maria[/red][/url]. Indeed, given the “express” nature of Knuckhead’s trips, going without a shag in this town for a grand total of 15 hours was both unprecedented and rather embarrassing for him. He felt as though he had violated one of the commandments of mongering: “thou shall not go to bed with wood whilst on leave from Sex Prison”. He started to repent, and decided to confess his sins to Maria. He had no doubt Maria would find a way to “right this wrong”.
Right on time at 11 o’clock, Maria knocked on my door and greeted me with a DFK. I had seen her once during every trip to B.A. except for my very first one, and by now we felt very comfortable with one another. More DFK and a small amount of chitchat followed, but being with her in such a microscopic room, with a raging wood and not having had sex for 15 hours….well, you get the idea. Let’s say that the focus turned to the “problem at hand” and soon, the problem was no more! I have written a lot about sex with her in the past, and this time was no exception: very passionate, lots of DFK, excellent BBBJ with great eye contact, and finish in the cowgirl position. In short order, my mind began to clear, and I started to turn civil again. I asked her to join me for a cup of coffee and a few medialunes at one of the cafés nearby. After that I slipped her the $150AR with a $50AR for the cab (she lives way out there in the suburbs). I put her in a cab and returned to Art Hotel.
I showered, and contacted Dickhead who I had been meaning to meet for a long time. We decided to meet at a local steakhouse, Pipo’s. Given that there was only a short distance between my hotel and the restaurant, I walked and was there on time. Dickhead had arrived earlier and was waiting for me. We had a good steak lunch and discussed many subjects besides mongering. He is intelligent, articulate, well rounded, and a true gentelmonger. The handle “Dickhead” is truly self-deprecating, IMHO. I consider myself fortunate having met him, and I do miss his presence on this board. We said our goodbyes, and I was back on Santa Fe by about 3:30pm. During this short walk, in anticipation of a rigorous schedule for the rest of the day I consumed the remaining half of the Cialis tablet from yesterday (half tablet=10 mg).
Arriving at the hotel I discovered there was a problem. My key was not at the reception, as the room was being cleaned. Under normal circumstances that would not be a problem; however, [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=19012&stc=1][red]Anna the Russian[/red][/url][s] (Area-VIP photo- "Sonia" on that site)[/s] was to arrive in a few minutes, and we couldn’t quite celebrate our re-acquaintance in the lobby! I sat in a chair pondering the possibilities, and after a few minutes I gazed at the reception desk, recognizing her by long blonde hair as she was registering at the desk. I walked up front saying [i]??????[/i] (hello!), calling her by the real name. Rather amazed, she turned around and all of the sudden brightened with a smile. She had no idea who the client was, and seemed to be rather pleased by my choice to repeat.
We sat in the lobby for a good 30 minutes, and made small talk. She speaks English very well, and dresses very conservatively, so there was nothing about us that stood out. Finally the key was brought back and we made a run for my room, being very careful to hide (as best as we could) my Cialis induced “wood”. No more waiting! As soon as we hit the room she went to the bathroom to freshen up and I slipped under the sheets. She came out in a nice lingerie and then the games began. Passionate DFK’s, long, slow kisses along the sides of her body, BBBJ for me, and DATY for her all seemed to be in a continuum and flowed easily from one to the next, and at the end, we were both “happy”! This was my third meeting with Anna, and it brough to light one advantage of doing repeats: if you find a compatible chica (or dyevushka as the case may be), the sex tends to get better after the first few sessions. In fact, it was so much of a “girlfriend experience” that at the end when she dressed and was about to leave, she had to hesitate at the door again. “You forgot something, [b]again[/b]!”, she said. Puzzled, I looked at her for a minute before realizing that after all, she [b]wasn’t[/b] my girlfriend. Indeed, I owed her $150 pesos plus cab fare, and that I had forgotten to give her the money just like I had done my last trip.
After Anna left, I showered and went down to the lobby to check my email. I then briefly left the hotel the get some cash from the corner ATM, bought a few bottles of soft drinks and returned to my room for a small snooze, recharging my batteries for [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5443][red]Irina[/red][/url]. You may recall from my previous trip reports that although I loved being with this chica, both times I had seen her I was unable to “finish” with her. This was bothering my psyche tremendously, and I had come up with multiple theories why this could be. I had even talked myself into believing there is such a thing as the [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=316089&postcount=890 ][red]“curse of the Irina”[/red][/url]. I was determined to finish the job this time.
Right on time at 6:30 pm Irina knocked on my door and entered the room enthusiastically. She was visibly happy to be there, as evidenced by her wide grin and flushing of the skin. We spent about 10 minutes talking about different things, including a mutual friend [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/search.php?do=finduser&userid=30506][red]Luv Ass[/red][/url], to whom I had introduced Irina a few months ago. After a few minutes of this, she planted a very warm DFK on me, and briefly retired to the bathroom. In a few minutes, she reappeared with a very tasty set of underwear, and jumped on me cowgirls style. After a few minutes of DFK and caressing, I reached for the [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=11427][red]Pocket Rocket[/red][/url] and put it to use. I must admit that I am no Dickhead when it comes to the art of mesmerizing chicas with this little wonder, and soon I found the gadget to be more distracting than useful, so I put it aside. She proceeded with some good BBBJ, showing me that she was indeed making progress at this subject matter. I then took a look at her nicely trimmed female anatomy and remembered an old saying: “If it tastes good, eat it”! With that, my friends, in short order she was lifting her hip off the bed in a forceful and sustained orgasm. She wasted no time after her orgasm in mounting me cowgirl style, bringing herself to yet another orgasm in the process. We then rapidly changed between a succession of different positions, before reaffirming my long held view that with spinners of her size the best position is indeed the classic cowgirl. A few minutes more of seeing her little body go up and down on mine while her very tight instrument was hugging mine were enough to induce a volcanic eruption on my part. Home at last! Mission accomplished! The “curse of the Irina” was finally broken! Never mind that it took me three trips to Argentina to achieve this!
We showered, and despite having wood again I decided to leave on a high note. She asked about what I was doing and whether we could go out together for a short while. As I had a previous engagement with Saint, I promised to call her the next day. I kissed her goodbye, and she left shortly thereafter.
I took a cab to one of Saint’s apartment near Junin and Puyeredon, greeted the doorman and went up to his door. It was a very tastefully decorated apartment with a large living room and a good-sized loft, which saint was about to lease to a non-posting monger friend who was present at the scene. In a few minutes, [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/search.php?searchid=343135][red]“HobbyInHouston”[/red][/url] joined us. Together, the four of us took a cab to the well-reviewed 1800 parilla in San Telmo, where a few months earlier “Sterling V” and I had had an outstanding lunch while pondering the philosophy of life and mongering. The discussion this time was more down to earth and practical, but just as interesting and enjoyable. I really like dining in groups of 3 to 6 people, as they seem to be the perfect size for sharing thoughts as well as the food! After a “parillada completa” which no doubt reduced my life expectancy by at least a few months, as well as a few bottles of excellent Malbec which in my wishful thinking should have reversed the above effect (!!), we decided to retire to our quarters sans team mongering. But the night had other plans for Knuckhead…
By this point it was 11:45pm, and “the need” was arising, both figuratively AND literally speaking. I reviewed the options, and in a moment of doubt (for which I have been thankful since) decided to call Bany from the night before. Yes, I forgave her for not showing up earlier this morning, as that was 18 hours and three chicas earlier, virtually an eternity for the trips of such short scale as mine. Besides, the thought of those [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16139][red]soft natural breasts[/red][/url] was driving me crazy. As soon as I called, she screamed and told me she has been trying to extract my number from sister Roxana, who has naturally and thankfully not been giving it out. Once again, fellows, this goes to show the professional manner in which Roxana handles her business. Knowing that my day was filled with “appointments” of all sorts, she did not want this chica to interrupt my mongering schedule. At any rate, Bany was invited to come over and enthusiastically accepted.
I took yet another shower and fell asleep, waking up in about 40 minutes to the knock on my door. Bany entered the room, planted a kiss on my lips, and apologized for not coming this morning, throwing in a lame excuse. What ensued from that point on was an entire night of pure sexual bliss…
Acting as though she had known me all her life, she excused herself to the bathroom and returned with just her panties on, giving me a full view of her wonderful rack. I sat on the bed, put my palm of the hand on her back, gently massaging her. This had a calming effect, and the fast paced scenario of the day before immediately turned into a slow, passionate one. Lots of kisses followed, as did a very slow, deliberate BBBJ. The preservativo went on, and a gentle, slow lovemaking session in the missionary position followed. After about 15 minutes of this and sensing that there is no leche left in Knuckhead, the two melons were called into action Russian style, and the task was easily accomplished. I felt relieved and satisfied. Having had my requisite fourth session of the day, I prepared to go to sleep as she excused herself to the bathroom.
Seconds later, she emerged from the bathroom, not with her street clothes, but nicely changed into lingerie. What is that? I thought we were done?! At this point she announced she is spending the night. I pondered the thought for a few seconds, and fully intending to get a full night of rest did not see any difference one way or the other. Sure, I said, you can stay. I turned down the light, she curled into my arms, and I thought we went to sleep.
I fell into a deep stupor in a matter of minutes. It wasn’t long before in my dream I was getting an outstanding blowjob. Somehow I was mistakenly assuming I was still in Sex Prison, and therefore it could only be a dream, so I tried really hard not to wake up and continue enjoying it!! However, in a sweet state between the pleasant dream and the moment of awakening, I recalled I was no longer in Sex Prison, and the blowjob was feeling amazingly true to life, so I opened my eyes. Indeed it was no dream, rather Bany working quite hard on my instrument. As soon as we locked eyes, a preservativo went on and she hopped on cowgirl style. Before I could gather myself and wake up, I heared a sigh on her part followed by serious contractions; seconds later I too “erupted”, even though in volcanic terms there was no longer any magma left to flow!
Still not having fully digested what had hit me, not even having completely woken up, I limped to the bathroom, cleaned up, and went back to bed. Again, she snuggled into my arms and I thought we fell asleep.
I had lost track of time, but perhaps about an hour later I woke up again and found myself on top of Bany in the missionary position. I panicked for a second as I had absolutely no recollection of how I had gotten myself into this position, let alone having “covered up”. Bany laughed and told me not to worry, as she had already taken care of it. I just realized at this point that things are going very smoothly. In fact, too smoothly! I turned on the light, and… OMG!… OMG! Houston, we have an “Exon”! Repeat, an “Exon”!
Normally, Knuckhead would elaborate a little more on such an incident, but after finishing this post I invite you to read [url= http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=344751&postcount=1][red]here[/red][/url] to see why he didn’t this time. Back to that faithful night, being a trooper Bany had to finish the job. Her Russian assets came in very handy, and after some commotion resulting from the “Exon” situation, she returned her attention to my Junior and made him quite “happy”.
It is hard to say when this “day” ended and the next one started. I know that at this point we slept for about at least two hours, and as such I’ll use this as a natural breaking point to end this post. “Tomorrow!!” had an interesting encounter in store for the two of us.
Knuckhead
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Unexpected Return To Paradise
The Last Day, and a Strange Reacquaintance!
You may recall from [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=344752&postcount=34][red] my earlier post[/red][/url] that after a night of continuous sex interrupted by brief episodes of sleep, Bany and I were now finally getting a few uninterrupted hours of sleep courtesy of the “Exon” situation a few hours earlier. Once more I felt I was being awakened with a set of breasts draped around my junior, who instead of being courteous and thankful returned the favor by thoughtlessly splattering a pearl necklace on them. Good “morning”, or good “noon”, that is! What a way to start my last day!
We showered, and knowing it was my last day, I decided to get one last good steak meal. While we were exiting the hotel I gave Bany $200AR for the night, and she seemed happy. We took a cab to Puerto Madero, and the well-reviewed [url= http://www.laslilas.com/restaurantes/index.php ][red]Cabaña Las Lilas[/red][/url] caught my attention. Once inside this appropriately decorated restaurant, we sat at a nice outdoor table. We ordered an Ensalta mixta, a Medallón de Lomo, and a pasta dish, as well as a nice bottle of Malbec to go with them.
After a full night of sex and not much talking, the talking had to catch up. I explained to her that my trip is coming to a close in a few hours, and that I’m not about to head back to sex prison without another session. Implicit in that was a referral to her “Exon” situation. She had to make a decision! Either leave me, or accompany me to my next adventure! I asked if she has ever been with another girl before, to which she emphatically responded “No”. However, she mentioned there was only one girl she has ever been curious about. She said her name is Salomé, she is tall and has long black hair, and works in a privado…. [b]Wait a minute[/b], I said! Which one? Yes, sure enough she was the same Salomé of Güemes 3221, the same one I had seen on my very first trip and the same one who had shown up as “Camila” a few months later on my second trip without me recognizing her at first. What a small world! This girl, some may recall, was a perennial favorite of our now departed comrade Dickhead, aka “el toro rojo”. She goes by the name of “Salomé” in the privado, by “[url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=19013&stc=1][red]Ailen[/red][/url]” on Platynum [s](Platynum Photo)[/s] and by “Camila” elsewhere. At any rate, Bany was quite surprised that I already “knew”:D this girl. Interestingly, through Salomé Bany had heard about “el toro rojo” too. It turned out that Bany had worked in that privado for a short period of time.
During the time we were discussing our mutual friend, the wait staff brought tons of accompaniments and different breads, and by the time we had finished the main meal there was no longer any room left for desert. The bill came up to about 120 Pesos. I paid and we left at approximately 3pm. Destination: where else but Güemes 3221 2ºA?!
Once more I had arrived there before a telephone call first, but I couldn’t care less. I had Bany talk to the “voice” over the intercom. Again, after what seemed like an eternity the fat Araceli descended the stairs and opened the door for us. For those interested, she is now a fake redhead. She was quite puzzled to see me there with a girl, but eventually let us in. We sat at the living room, and I noticed there has been some remodeling at the apartment. Salomé entered the living room having just stepped out of the shower, and was pleasantly surprised to see the both of us.
We went inside the room, and at this point I committed one of the cardinal mistakes of mongering: not handing the girl the correct change. The price I had gotten at that privado a year earlier was $120AR. I thus handed her two $100AR expecting the change back. The last time I had visited, without any problems $80AR had been returned at the end of the session, so I had no reason to expect otherwise.
After a little chitchat, we started a nice threesome session, with Bany starting a BBBJ and Salomé massaging me. The girls then changed positions, and Salomé stated one of her signature BBBJ’s. It was wonderful being expertly blown as the other girl was massaging my chest and playing with the two soldiers. Minutes later, Salomé took it upon herself to cover me up, and start cowgirl. Those who “know” this girl may recall that she is particularly good at this position too. At least Dickhead used to agree. All the while, Bany was massaging my two soldiers and caressing my back. I had forgotten how sexy Salomé was, and after a change to the missionary position and some hip grinding, I could no longer control myself and finished. We lay in the bed talking for a few minutes, and then I took a shower and dressed up.
And my change? Well, the fat Araceli felt free to keep the change, as there were” two of us”. Technically it was true. I didn’t know whether I was supposed to get a discount as I had brought in my own “help”, or pay double. I didn’t feel like arguing with the fat Araceli after such a nice session, so I let it go. I don’t like her :(, though.
We walked to the Alto Palermo shopping center nearby, and I did some obligatory shopping for the trip home. I also bought her a rather inexpensive gift, which she nonetheless appreciated. By that point it was 6:15 pm and my flight was leaving in about four hours. We decided to go back to my hotel.
Once in the hotel, I took another look at Bany’s wonderful rack. Yes, friends, I couldn’t resist. I simply grabbed the bottle of the KY “warming Jelly” (wonderful stuff, BTW), poured a generous portion on her breasts, and had one more Russian session “for the road”! Once she excused herself to the shower, I began to pack. She returned and started to help me, while I took my last shower. In a matter of minutes the “scene” was cleared of all the evidence. Oh, the debauchery that room had seen in the last three days and two nights!
We kissed passionately, and left for the lobby. The last pleasant surprise was that even though the hotel was supposed to charge me a full day’s rate for staying up to 8pm, they forgot to do this. My total bill was $130U.S. and some change for telephone calls, for my entire stay. The remis was at the door by 8:20 as scheduled, and I kissed Bany goodbye on the street before getting into the car.
The ride to the airport was uneventful. Quite atypical for me, I really didn’t feel like talking, so I closed my eyes and fell asleep. Half an hour and 40 Pesos later, he woke me up standing at the international terminal of Ezeiza. I really liked this ride; for me the ride back to the airport has always been painful, and this time I had simply slept through it.
I checked in, receiving my most favorite seat on the plane and proceeded through customs and immigration. This being a freebie first class award ticket, I was anticipating a good night’s rest on the plane. As always, by this point in the trip I was severely sleep deprived and ready to pass out minutes after putting my head down. This time was no exception. As soon as the boarding started I sat on my seat, and closed my eyes. About an hour later the flight attendant brought me some food, and I slept again skipping the breakfast as well at the end of the flight. Again, just minutes before the touchdown the same flight attendant was shaking me on the shoulder and asking me, I assume for the fourth or fifth time (!!), to straighten my seat as we were going to land in less than a few minutes. Indeed in a mere 2 or three minutes we were back in the Sex Prison :(. All that was left at that point was the sweet memory of this trip and the hope of going back soon.
Sexplorere
BA and Mexico - a comparison
This is a crosspost of a report I postet in the Mexico City section, because it involves a girl coming from there, and general observations comparing both places.
It might remind us of the importance not to spoil prices or behaviour - BA is sort of paradise!
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I was in town (México, D.F.) 2 days, and wanted to spice up my evenings not with chilies but with chicas, and did so by calling some girls from [url]www.divas.com.mx[/url] . I selected them according to looks and their self ? description, which will be quoted to compare advertising and reality. All prices quoted are US-$
Divas appears to be a website with ads of independent escorts, the (cell-) phone no?s are those of the girls themselves.
Day 1:
Guliana. In her ad she describes herself:
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Hola chicos, soy Giuliana y estoy aqui para conocer gente interesante y de alto nivel, soy muy caliente y me gusta mucho el sexo, quiero divertirme mucho contigo y pasarla super bien, me encantan los hombres y puedo ser la chica de tus sueños, quiero que realizemos nuestras fantasias juntos, y cuando estemos en la cama, se nos olvide el mundo allá afuera. El oral es totalmente a tu gusto, y me encantaria que tambien me hicieras el oral a mi, me encantan los besos y las caricias.
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Translated :
Hi, guys, I am Guliana and I am here to meet interesting people of a high level, I am very hot and like sex very much. I want to have a good time with you and treat you very well. I like men, and I want to be the girl of your dreams, I want us to realize our fantasies together, and once we are in bed the outside world shall forget us. Oral is totally to your taste, and I really love if you would do oral to me. I love kisses and tenderness.
End translation.
Reality:
She looks good. Blonde Brazilian. Somewhere she writes that she does not show her face in her ad, but could assure that it was nice ? it is. To the rest of her promises:
No kisses.
CBJ with an industrial strength rubber ? so much about my taste.
DATY ? yes, but as soon as it started to become interesting ? nada más.
1 hour $ 250,-, and unlike the usual Mexican minute that can take anywhere from 3 minutes to half a day, a Mexican chica hour is an hour.
Day 2:
Auri. The ad:
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Hola mi nombre es Auri y me gustaria pasar un momento lindo y caliente con vos, me considero una chica abierta sexualmente tanto como una ninfomana adicta a los hombres lista para satisfacerte a vos como vos queras , manejo un delicioso e inigualable sexo oral en la modalidad que vos desees CON o SIN globito y tambien un sexo anal fabuloso y de primer nivel!!! , conmigo si podras acabar en donde mas te caliente y te guste!!!! asi que no dudes en llamarme y asi te cuento lo delicioso que la pasaras conmigo !
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Translation:
Hi, my name is Auri, and I would like to spend a nice and hot moment with you. I consider myself a sexually open girl, just like a nymphomaniac addicted to men, ready to satisfy you as you like, I do a delicious and uncomparable oral sex the way you like it, WITH or WITHOUT condom, and fabolous first class anal!!!, with me you can come the way you like best and that heats up you most.
End Translation.
Reality:
The pics ar real. Argentinian (was no surprise after reading the ad ? vos ? and crystal clear when she answered the phone).
Kisses ? reluctant, and badly in need of toothpaste and ?brush.
BJ ? covered, despite the ad, and my explicit request of BBBJ.
During our session, her cellphone rang every 5 minutes. Very satisfying.
$ 300,- for an hour. Okay, 65 minutes.
In BA she would never get more than 200 pesos (USD 70,-).
Afterthought ? maybe it?s better the bad breath has been kept away from my dick?..
Conclusion:
I deliberately sampled the high end of the marked, because 2 days are very little time to explore, and last but not least because my main information source, this forum, is close to useless these days because of it?s technical problems. My impression was, what you get is what you see but just not worth the money, and the discrepancy between advertisement and delivery would bring the owner of any other business in most countries directly into jail. I have however to admit, that my expectations were high ? see my post in the Guadalajara section.
Some comments comparing Mexico City and Buenos Aires. Please no flame war of the sort ?If you like it down there so much, why you even bother going to Mexico?, I only compare personal experiences and information found in this board.
I had the impression, that the girls I met in Mexico where very busy. When I called Guliana, around 8:00, she told me that she would not be available until after 10 due to another appointment. And Auri told somebody in my presence (no, not while f**king me), to call her back in half an hour. Seems, they get several clients a day. In Buenos Aires, most chicas are happy to average one pop a day. This observation is further supported by the fact that there seem to be ten times as many internet escort sites in BA than MX, and the MX girls are often found on more than one site (ok, also true in BA). It looks like these girls make a LOT of money in Mexico, 5 to ten times what they could at home. And, as this is a seller?s market, they get away the way they do it.
BA on the other side is a buyer?s market, and that always makes the providers creative to get there share of business, and keeps prices within limit.
Mexico is a beautiful country, and Mexico City is a fascinating place, but I would not consider it a first rate mongering destination. There are much better ones on this planet.
One tiny bit more of info: Generic Vitamin V is not available at the pharamcy chain that sells Mexican made, generic pharmaceuticals at discount prices. When I asked the girl behind the counter for Sildenafil it earned me a broad grin, but she regretted not to be able to help me.
Be safe, and have fun
El Alemán
Exon is on the ground in B.A.
Yes, thats right I just got here.
And the first thing I´d like to report is one of my all time favorites ¨Fabiana¨phone is not ringing, she has it turned off.
This is whorable as Ive been dreaming about Fucking her since I left 3 months ago. More to report latter.
Exon