Cafe Orleans

[QUOTE=HappyGoLucky]Orleans can certainly be hit or miss, but I discovered that the selection is often best Mon. through Thurs. between 5 pm and 7 pm when all the local executives get off work and want to get off...[/QUOTE]

Yes, I've found that to be the case too. Interestingly, Orleans dies off later in the evening while Exedra will picks up again.

At about 3:00 p.m., stopped in with a friend for some coffee. In the house: maybe 20 girls, ranging from what I would say is a 4, to about an 8. 8, in this instance, represented a Michelle Gellar ("Buffy the Vampire Slayer") lookalike. Eye action all over the place, of course.

Going out, retrieved Buffy's phone number and told her I'd give her a call later.

Later came, called, summoned her to my hotel and told her to bring a friend along for two hours of fun. Said friend was an attractive brown haired 7.

Had a little triple, rather uninspired, I must say. But it did the job. No bi-action, too bad. :( But nevertheless OK.

If I'm not being too enthusiastic, the reason is that when she was getting ready to leave, Buffy said I had agreed to pay her 50% more than what we had agreed to beforehand. "Yo no soy estupido, amor."

So, paying afterwards didn't really make much positive impact, and left a bit of a bad taste in my mouth (pun entirely coincidental!).

Would I recommend her? No, I don't think so. I think my standards are getting higher over time, and my tolerance for gamesmanship less.

I just got back in early May from at trip. Hit Cafe NO almost everyday with my two experiences amigos. Although we usually start there, we rarely pickup anyone there. The fun is in the flirting, gossiping and scoping out the girls. That said, I had some good experiences this time. One double with two brunettes who were v. good. Usually I have trouble popping, but these two put the hurt on me, and I came right quick. THey put on a show, obviously enjoyed each other, and wanted to go a second round.

The other is a sweet girl that my buddies both recommended. She's a little big, but has a great personality and face. Great in bed, and willin to do anything, including CIM and anal. Gotta love that. She was also fun to hang out with at NO

The crowd there was good most afternoon. Girls vary in age, body type, looks and personality. THe value for money can't be beat, and theres no obligation to partake. All in costs in an espresso or beer.

Ana is a brazilian woman from Sao Paulo. She's cultivated, 35 years old, with great tits and service. Her fare used to be around 150 ARs, but some time passed since last time I visited her. There is a picture here:

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All the best

Cafe Orleans was my favorite place to hang out during the day. The coffee was good in the European style, the pastries and sandwiches were OK, the prices were reasonable, the waiters were helpful with a sense of humor about it all, the chicas were available, and no one except one Columbiana gave a hint of pushiness, and the Columbiana was not too bad. I hate pushy. This was a place where everyone left me alone to read my paper or book if I wanted, and I could stay there as long as I wanted.

It was interesting to see how the local chicos approached the chicas. At first, he Sat next to her and mainly ignored her. No smiles or eye contact, but she seemed on the alert. If the chico bought the chica a drink, I did not notice it. After studiously avoiding the chica for a good chunk of time, all of a sudden there was an exchange of words. Then up they rose to leave, with the chico paying more attention to the waiter that to the chica, or the chico got up alone and left the cafe. I'm not sure, but in some cases I think the chica followed the chico to an arranged location, so they wouldn't be walking on the street together. The message of the chico seemed to be: I can take it or leave it, baby. The style was greatly in contrast to the tourist's talking, joking, and drinking with the chica, as if trying to seduce the chica through wit and charm.

I pulled two ladies out of Cafe Orleans, and there were others there that I would have liked to try. Gloria, who claimed to be a Buenos Aires native and a single mom with no novio, was my first BA chica, contracted with after the 10-hour flight and apartment-finding. As a newcomer, I paid 200 pesos after she asked for 300, but I think I could have negotiated for 150 if I had had more experience. Gloria was simply a great sex partner: flexible, responsive, generous, playful, and easily aroused. I love it when a lady can let go, and Gloria could let go. BBBJ seemed to be assumed, and she seemed to have no interest in leaving until I showered. She is of average height, with a perfect body: natural breasts and a cute little butt. Her face is lovely, with Italian and maybe some German features mixed in with the Spanish. Her hair is a lighter brown. She is authentically affectionate with her little kisses and chatter. When she left on my first day in BA, I was happy as could be that I had chosen to go to Buenos Aires.

Gloria was also the last chica I saw. I called her up and asked for servicios completos. She said no problema and appeared at my apartment door right on time with her pretty butt ready. We actually spent most of the time in the oral and vaginal zones, and the score was Argentina 3 versus Estados Unitos 0 before I knew it. But after some mutual effort, we played in her culo for a delicious and memorable few minutes. She liked it. She was very pretty in the act. Wash-up, and back in the concha. This might be more detail than you guys want, but some ladies like Gloria get very tight and constricted in the concha when the male gets turned on. I've talked with guys who say that they love this phenomenon. But I don't: I like the wide open road. This is something that Gloria and I could work out over time, but the ending on this trip was oral as opposed to my favorite: vaginal. This is just a minor quibble: I'd see her today if she was in Toledo. Gloria does not work every day (certainly not Sat. Sun. Or Mon. But she was there on Tuesday and Friday, to the right as you walk into Cafe Orleans.

The other chica I pulled from Cafe Orleans was Migala. This chica was my least favorite of 11 on this trip. She has a lovely, light-skinned, round face, and she sits to the left of the door next to the window. It seems that she is always there, on weekends and nights as well as during the day. She bosses the waiters around as if they were churls. But she worked so hard at smiling at me every time I was there that I gave her a try. A bad sign was that she wanted to go the love hotel rather than to my apartment: it was part of her rush-to-get-another-sucker strategy. Another bad sign was that she spoke quite understandable English. The love hotel was interesting, but Migala was not really into the sex and wanted things to come to a fast conclusion. Although pretty in the face, she was fleshy (albeit young-fleshy) in the hips. Despite all of this, I have to say that this experience (the worst of 11 in BA) was much better than 5 experiences I had in Costa Rica. Migala somehow thought that she had done a good job by being affectionate at the end and by treating me warmly the next time I saw her at Cafe Orleans. In contrast, in Costa Rica, there were a couple chicas who seemed intent on humiliating me after they got their money (one called me old, another said that I took too much time) So, if Migala is the worst, Buenos Aires is the best.

These are just the comments of a newbie. I just know that I personally felt comfortable at Cafe Orleans, and, when I return, I will wait for the shy ladies with the modest looks that I personally like. And I would do Gloria again and again. The only thing I feel a little afraid about is that Gloria could become a little possessive. We will see, next time.

[QUOTE=ToledoGuy]Despite all of this, I have to say that this experience (the worst of 11 in BA) was much better than 5 experiences I had in Costa Rica. Migala somehow thought that she had done a good job by being affectionate at the end and by treating me warmly the next time I saw her at Cafe Orleans. In contrast, in Costa Rica, there were a couple chicas who seemed intent on humiliating me after they got their money (one called me old, another said that I took too much time) So, if Migala is the worst, Buenos Aires is the best.[/QUOTE]Did you end up paying this one the same 200? I often find that if you paid one a price, all the others will know it the next time you go back and score. Hopefully Dickhead has given you some mongering training so you'll be the master negotiator and not some prick talking about US pricing in comparison to BA.:)

Migala accepted 50 United States dollars. Toward the end of the week I was not willing to go above that with new chicas. The only chica who turned down 50 was a cute Brasileria at New Port. Maybe she had made her daily bread.

I spent 10 days in BA the middle part of June. Pulled two girls out of Cafe Orleans while I was there.

The first was Julietta. Beautiful face, long dark hair, and a nice body. I got her back to the apartment and unwrapped my present and found the body was a little soft for a 22 yo. The session was fairly good. She performed the standard BBBJ and 69 action that I prefer. Banged her in several positions but I think I was a little to agressive for her and she likes it slower. Anyways time well spent and only 150. I think it was the face got me.

The second chica I pulled was Cecelia. Short sholder length red hair. She had a fantastic body and knew exactly how to use it. It was probably from all the personel training she does. Thats what her business card said. She also had a great personality and was full of energy and loved to joke around. The session was great and when I broke out the Hitachi Magic Wand on her, she really went wild. Over all one of the best experiences I had in BA. I would highly recommend her and it only cost me 100 plus taxi.

I also met Migala but the body looked just to soft, she was all business and didn't want to joke around at all. She did have have a pretty smile and she loved to display her ample rack each time I walked in the place. But not really what I was looking for.

Enjoy.

The Alphabet

Several nights back I had a dinner date with the "Ball Washer" to entertain a bunch of airline pilots while eating Comita. Well being the typical Chica they all are she shined us and the 4 of us ate alone.

This was the night if you have been following my posts that I was forced into Hook and ended up with little Marisol.

Anyway I got to thinking about the "Ball Washer" (Caroline) and thought "well why not" and called her up for a date.

First let me qualify how the "Ball Washer" got her name. Several years back I walked into Cafe Orleans and there Sat my beloved "Roberta", (argueably the best Chica Ive ever Fucked in my life) I made a bee line right to her. After greeting her I looked up and there Sat Mickey Mouse & Stormy. "Oh hi guys, Hey Mouse can you make some cambio for me so I can take Roberta out and Fuck her", all I had was dollars.

Well little did I know that Mickey Mouse had all ready made a date with her and was just sitting at the Bar finishing his Beer. Well anyway the whole place cracked up as everyone knew the Mouse & Roberta had an appointment to Fuck Forthwith and I was busting up the deal.

Well the "Mouse" being the gentleman he is made the Cambio and said go a head Exon take my turn with Roberta. In gratitude I bought Mouse's Beer and was given a little change which I placed on Carolines, I. E. The 'Ball Washer table while walking out the door with Roberta.

To make a long story short, The Mouse ended up Fucking Caroline and re-named her the "Ball Washer" as she has a unique way of licking your balls while giving a world class blow job. Henceforth "The Ball Washer", got it?

Ok, we were to meet at El Establo at 4 pm as I was coming in from the Manison. Well of course she was late but we hooked up and headed for the Tello. She first started out giving my big toe a blow job. This Mongers is a very interesting experience, (I know I need Fucking Counciling) but try it you might like it, just like little Marisol, he, he, he.

Anyway, She sucked cock, world class mind you, we fucked and I shot my load. OK, so were cleaning up and I said "you know Caroline, your famious", "why" she said. "well your on the internet", "really", "Why am I Famous", " for sucking cock" I said, "Really am I that good", "Oh yes" I stated, "we have a nick name for you", "What" Caroline asked, "The Ball Washer" I told her and she cracked up laffing.

Exon

You know Exon, Roberta came to my Hotel the next day and spent triple time with me for the original price because she wanted to make it up to me! And WOW, I wish I knew how to make every woman feel that Guilty! One of My most "Memorable BA Experiences" along with my threesome with Antonela and Pamela, an Affaire foursome, a TLN with Cristina, another TLN with "tweety bird", another tln / tld, another tln and of course DH's and My visit to Snob. I even think the Savage Beast might be up there.

Even thought they are not my preference, every once and a while you can find a "Real Gem" at the Cafes. I even lost my virginty at Exedra last fall along DH. He got the better one!

Just keep making the rounds and you shall find all that you seek,

A Jealous Mouse from Sex Prison

Hi Mouse,

I have some Bad news.

Rosalita the Brazilan with the Big Tits & jet black hair that always sits at one of the first two table as you walk in the door at Orleans, (either to the right or left of the door) gave me some bad news.

Jackson and I stopped in there for lunch a couple weeks ago and Rosalita pull me aside and told me that Roberta was in Rio. She had either gotten a divorce or her husband had died I did get all the transulation.

Anyway Roberta was in Rio on a moped motercycle and got into a terrible accident which Fucked her leg big time. She has already had one operation with more to come.

That all the Information I have.

The Ball Washer says Hi & next time your down try getting a blow Job on your Big Toe.

Happy Mongering with your Russan.

Exon

[blue]Hey Exon,

Very interesting, especially considering that Roberta's first husband also died within a year or two after they got married.

You never heard this story? How do you think she came to own a house and a car?

Jackson[/blue]

I spent half an hour today in this coffee shop.

15 girls or so, maybe one really attractive. The others didn't worth the ar$100-150 they would ask. I asked for a small cortado, ar$5.

Being a very small coffee shop and having many more women than men, it becomes uncomfortable to sit there and pretend to ignore them, specially when a dozen or so keep staring at you.

Hope this helps,

Andres

Andres,

I also felt uncomfortable there for the same reasons. The ladies kept staring at me looking for an invitation. Unfortunately, I didn't find any of them attractive so I decided to wait for something better. I read a newspaper to keep my eyes from roaming and to keep from giving an inadvertent eye-contact invitation to sit with me. Well, it didn't work. After about 10 minutes or so, a so-so looking woman pulled up a chair and started a conversation with me. She wanted me to take her out. She wasn't pushy, but I declined. I told her that I was killing time waiting to meet a friend. After about another 5 minutes, I got up and left. She gave me her telephone number. I tossed it as soon as I got outside.

New Orleans isn't my favorite "cafe," but it is an experience that shouldn't be missed.

I frist need this by mistake. But now use it a lot. If you smile and make eye contact. Then go down strair to the bathrooms. You will find you girl outside the door. And she is away some the other girls and this seem to make a big deal when working out a deal with them. It is true the other girls are judging her. I find it pays to pick out a girl you do not want. Ask how much. I am all American speak little spanish they start with 300 ps. What do I have a shrit that says stuid gringo on it, go away. Then have a drink. And the next girl I want is real strats at 150ps and work down from there. It sounds off the deep end but it really works if you are gingo with little spanish.

Stopped by Cafe Orleans on Wednesday with Silvina after picking up a leather coat on Florida and visiting the Galeria Pacifico. Around 8:30pm it wasn't very full in there, maybe 8-10 girls most of whom were decent and a few who were very attractive. Silvina made conversation with 2 girls who were sitting at a table next to us and it turns out that one of them remembered us from the night before at Newport. Sorry I don't remember their names because one of them was a good looking brunette. I finally picked one out and since Silvina was there I asked her to talk to the girl. The girl quoted $300ar for one hour and made the point that she wouldn't stay any longer than one hour. So I said no and we left. It was a nice atmosphere but I think the obvious gringo factor kind of brings the place down. I speak spanish decently but when you are tall, white, and definitely not porteno, well they will expect you to pay more.