Cafe Orleans

That girl has been posted about some time back as a chica to definitely avoid!

19 y.o. (said so right in her passport which I made her show me - call me suspicious) Brunette, shoulder length hair, caucasian, speaks "Hello my name is Alisa" kind of English. Smokin' bod, pretty face, I would estimate 34-22-34, ass so tight you can bounce a quarter off of it. She said she's in town for a short while to make some money to take back home.

After 90 minutes I sent her back to the cafe with a load of my spooge in her ass (in my rubber, actually ;)) and 150 pesos in her wallet. CIM, swallow for the second pop. (She made me take a shower between sessions, lol)

Normally I don't have a thing for young chicas, but I was pleased to make an exception today.:)

Went here one afternoon for a cold one with my buddy in early April. He was complaining that it was very hard to even be in these places, (more so the clubs at night) when so much was available but he couldn't chat them up with his limited spanish. He enjoys some conversation firsts as I ussually do. So I was about to ask the gal sitting behind us if anyone here spoke english. When I turned, she started speaking english, and had heard some of our conversation. She had learned mostly from TV she said. Nice enough gal whom we invited to sit with us until we left. It was an enjoyable nice hour of fun talk. Her name is Carolina and lives nearby if I remember right. Just the way she talked, I bet she would be a lot of fun. Faky blonde hair, teeth a little crooked. The cell phone games in there a blast once you get an explanation of some of the things going on. Is she one that one of the posters, (Exon? Or someone used to talk about a lot?

MAG

At last report there were [b]eight[/b] Carolinas in Orleans. Exon and the late great Mickey Mouse used to post about "Carolina the Ball Washer," aka Carolina #4. I met her several times but never had the pleasure. Had a bit of a nose candy problem IIRC. I don't think it is the same gal because I don't recall the BW being able to speak much English.

Indeed,

MiddleAgeGuy has described the "Ball Washer" aka Carolina perfectly.

Just about every hardcore Monger I know has Fucked Her. I'm a little surprised that DickHead's missed the opportuinty.

Years back, one afternoon I wandered into Cafe Orleans and their sat my all time favorite Roberta. Not even noticeing anyone else in the room I quickly and commenced to make a deal with her. She seemed a little stand offish and I looked up and there sat Stormy & Micky Mouse.

Seems she already had a deal to go with the "Mouse" and was waiting for him to finish his beer sitting at the Bar.

Realizing that I'd just stolen "Mouse's" date I went over and paid for his beer and put the change on Carolina's table and left with Roberta. Well nature took its course and "Mouse" took her.

Carolina, arguably gives the best Blow Job in the world. She gives extra special attention to licking your balls. "The Mouse" was so impressed with her services he nicked named her the "Ball Washer" and the name has stuck ever since.

Another story about her, was one afternoon I'd just checked out of that "flea Bag" Howard Johnson's hotel over on Florida street. I needed to kill a little time before leaving for the airport so into Orleans I went and there was the "Ball Washer". Being short of Peso's I explained to the Ball Washer that I had just enough to pay for the room around the corrner at the Horizonte Hotel but not enough for her. But, I explained, If she would give me credit for a "Quickie" I'd pay her double next time I was in town.

Well she said "NO" which pissed me off since we'd been "Fuck Buddy's" for several years. OK, so its about a month or so latter and into Cafe Orleans I walk and there she sits. I walk over and pull out $300 peso's and said to her "See this was yours, but you wouldn't Fuck me so I'm keeping it". Our relationship has never been the same. "Hell Has No Furry Like A Women's Scorn".

Anyway, If your into really, really good blow jobs Carolina's your girl. You'll find her at Cafe Orleans durning the late afternoons and depending on her cash flow she'll pull a shift or two at New Port at night.

Exon

In the afternoon, I normally take my coffee break here. I love to see the goings at this cafe. All the chicas know me and I know them all. I chat with them and enjoy an hour of afternoon delight. They know, I will never take them. So they stopped bothering me long time ago.

Now, today while I was sipping my coffee, here comes a real spinner. I never saw her before. She walked in and I did not waste any time. She is Samantha from Venezuela. In Orleans for a month, only available in the weekend. She is a computer engineering student at the Univ. Of BsAs. She arrived in BsAs a year ago.

She is 1.6 M tall, morena with gorgous eyes. A real spinner's body. We were at a impass with the price. She never goes less than 200 P and I never pay more than 150 P to a Cafe girl. Finally she budged, with some vague promise of propina from my side.

In the taxi I asked her real age. She initially told me she was 21. I looked at her eyes and told her that she is either 18 or 19. Finally, she told the truth. She is 19 and will turn 20 on Dec.

She may not be for all of you, because she is very health conscious. Does not smoke and has no tatoo. No BBBJ or DATY. She will lick the shaft and the balls. That`s about it. These are alright with me. Shower is a must for me and she immediately agreed. Rest of the time is history. She was a tigress in the bed. Very orgasmic and rides like a 2 yr. Old filly. One hour appointment already reached 2 and a half hour. She loves to pose for the camera. I took many of her pictures and promised to send her those via e-mail when I reach New York. All in all, a great find on a Sunday afternoon. Highly recommended.

Bandy

OK, so here's the question everybody wants to ask: Are you going to post these photos for us all to enjoy?

Have you come across Brazilian Carolina. She's usually there sitting at a table during lunch and afternoons. Long dark hair, coffee complexion, great tits and in bed shags for Brasil.

[QUOTE=Amantelondres]OK, so here's the question everybody wants to ask: Are you going to post these photos for us all to enjoy?

Have you come across Brazilian Carolina. She's usually there sitting at a table during lunch and afternoons. Long dark hair, coffee complexion, great tits and in bed shags for Brasil.[/QUOTE]I stopped posting photos long time ago. Lots of guys are showing this forum to the chicas (for the life of me, I don't know why) and it creates huge problems. Its a shame, this trip I had a great collection from Brazil and Argentina.

I don't know all the chicas by name. However, I think, I saw the chica you described.

Bandy

Just to say something, I've been to Orleans and it's an easy going place, but the girls on a Friday evening were 5 to 6 to be generous. Any of you guys can provide info about the best time to hunt at Orleans?

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Madaho]Just to say something, I've been to Orleans and it's an easy going place, but the girls on a Friday evening were 5 to 6 to be generous. Any of you guys can provide info about the best time to hunt at Orleans?

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]That's generally the quality here. Occasional 7's, rare 8 (I think Anna, the Russian escort, started here). So don't expect too much regarding quality. But that should not deter you from having fun either. Look for chicas with great attitude. If you are strictly going for the look, go to high end boliches.

I found Thursday afternoon is the best time to visit here.

Bandy

Between 1 and 5 Mon through Friday. Usually lots of girls.

[QUOTE=Bandy]That's generally the quality here. Occasional 7's, rare 8 (I think Anna, the Russian escort, started here) So don't expect too much regarding quality. But that should not deter you from having fun either. Look for chicas with great attitude. If you are strictly going for the look, go to high end boliches.

I found Thursday afternoon is the best time to visit here.

Bandy[/QUOTE]I endorse that comment.

I visited the place on Thursday 05/11 3 PM and found 15 or so girls, but none of them was a real beauty. Just average looking girls, somewhat "produced" with makeup and mildly suggestive attires.

Drunk my coffee (ARS 3?) and left the place.

Andres

At noon May 29th I was literally packing my stuff when I had the urge to take one last chica. I ventured to Orleans, some place I never had any luck finding something reasonable. I had just finished my lunch, when this little chica (5'1") walks in. She was a morocha with a beautiful smile (great jugs and ass) so we negotiate back and forth (200p for 1 1/2 hours) plus tip and taxi. So back at the apt I talk her into some photos but no face. Then after getting her to relaxed I asked her about completo and she says no way, she reserves that for the novio. As we do our thing I ask again about the backdoor, and she says no again. Well after about 30 mins of fucking and lots of positions later she is getting to wonder if I will ever cum. So then she asks if I do some backdoor will I cum faster and I say of course. Okay she gives in and I pummel her back alley a bit to both our surprise she likes it and tells me to fuck her hard as I want, so of course being the gentleman that I am I ablige. Oh yeah her name was Gabriela.

EG.

Some photos, but no face, sorry!

BTW I finished packing my stuff after she left so I could catch my flight later that night, talk about a last minute deposit!

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Cafe Orleans during the day can be really interesting. Try from 1:30 on. I like this daytime option better than the apartments. It's all about the hunt. You've got to watch them awhile to figure out which one is a closet nose picker. If they squirm in their seats they are usually either horny or got some wierd stuff going on downstairs. (probably the later)

The good ones, and yes there are a few, like to go to a local transitorio especially if they don't know your hotel or you are in a private apartment.

The transitorio isn't a bad place $45 pesos. Try to talk the chica into splitting the cost or better yet reducing her price the $45 pesos for your inconvenience.

Haven't had a bad experience yet.

It's been a few months since my last visit. Past times were slow, so I was surprised today when there was nary a seat to be had at a table. I settled in at the bar. About a 50/50 ratio with a few (2,3) quite young things by their lonesomes. The usual come-hither stares from some of the regulars. Management isn't shy about pricing with a cortado at 5+pesos. Didn't see anything packing a knockout punch although at least a half dozen were doable. Left solo.

Hound

I too was quite surprised at the increased cost of a coffee but when I questioned the barman he said that the price goes up after 4 pm.

[QUOTE=Amantelondres]I too was quite surprised at the increased cost of a coffee. [/QUOTE]I did a thunder run through the cafes today -- Exedra, Castelar, Orleans -- just to get a sense of them. The full report will appear in due time. What shocked the shit out of me was 6 pesos for a cafe con leche in Orleans. Sheesh. And this was [i]not[/i] after 4:00 pm. It was at about 3:15.

Interested to read your survey. My 4 pesos was for a small black cafecito. My mistake was I ordered it and drank it before 4 pm and paid after 4 pm. Wasn't too pleased being a regular customer.

In my visit to BA, Cafe Orleans is an excellent spot to conduct 'interviews'. I prefer it to any of the other set-ups - but each has their own taste.

Did anyone ever encounter Marina (may or may not be fictitious name) She frequents Cafe Orleans, has blonde hair, pretty blue eyes and packs one smokin' hot package?

Due to moderate intoxication. I will say I had a nice stroll (first time) to Orleans today and was rather taken back.

I suppose I expected something like Del Rey, or Grace Hotel Coffee shop, (for the garishness) something screaming 'pussy for sale within'. It's not like that at all, I fumbled through the door into a weird mix of linolium and wood, smoke hanging in the air, middle aged waiters with thick bodies or thick glasses.

I got some average champagne (40 peso for 1/2) and sat down in the corner. The gals were just on a different level to the girls I normally seek out in Philippines or Cambodia. No 18yo honeys here - instead I found myself getting turned on to the 'screw your best friends mum' fantasy.

These girls (4pm - Thursday) had huge chests, but their faces didn't quite engender as much lust. Some awfuly strange looking sandwiches were placed in front of me and I kept to my drink, finished and (sigh) left.

I have more hopes for Excedra (or whatever the name of the night-time coffee shop is)

I'm also going to hit some of the upscale go-gos just to see the playboy-bunnies everyone is chatting about. Surely Orleans is not the place for them.

;)

Weird place. (but cool)

Yeah, well if you have higher hopes for Exedra than for Orleans, I wish you best of luck. And I don't know what a go-go is but I'm pretty sure you won't find any of those here either.

Bienvenidos a Buenos Aires. YMMV daily at Cafe Orleans. The ala carte menu changes often.

Go-go, you know DH, like Nancy Sinatra with white boots dancing in cages at least 15 feet above the floor. Actually this has arrived in Buenos Aires, no white boots but Madahos competing with Hippopotamus has go-go dancers way up near the ceiling.

Sorry - wrong continent for that usage. In asia anything with a girl, pole, flashing lights, and beer I refer to as an a-go-go.

However I did pass through the triangle last night and the above criteria were met, so I'll probably just keep refering to 'those a-go-go in the triangle'. Lol

Oh well if that is the case then Nuevo Estilo has the go-go from the get go. Magi from the DR can really work the pole, as can the famous but elusive Greta. PS I was in Orleans today around 3 PM and the quantity of ugly women was just astounding.

I took a stroll thru Cafe Orleans with El Grandote one day and Punter127 another day. We found the chicas to be greatly improved from previous trips. The price is generally higher than we normally like to pay, but with the downturn at some of the other local cafe's and bar's, this may be our next fishing hole! The chicas range IMHO 6s, 7s and so. This is much higher than I have found this past week around most of the triangle at night or the other local spots. Now we will work on getting the prices where we can agree on.

Coach

I just completed a very nice session with Susy from Cafe Orleans this afternoon at my apartment. I had met her on some of my past trips. My wingman had enjoyed a session with her about a year ago. At that time I was spending my Cafe Orleans time with a beautiful blonde Colombian chica. Susy has most of the things I ALWAYS look for in my chicas. Very nice and large breasts (altho these are enhanced) a beautiful smile and pleasant personality! I will post photos in the private photo gallery so every one can be their own judge. Just PM for more info.

Coach

Got to Cafe Orleans about 4:30 and spent till 6:30 there checking out the action. Okay I was really waiting for these two bozos to leave and free up the one chica I was interested in. After 2 hours of waiting I gave up and left. About 22 chicas there and while at first I thought they were one notch above the Excedra chicas in appearance I think it was just how they were dressed. On close examination there were only at the most 3 in the place that were doable and only one that was worth chasing. The chicas are quite friendly and forward, more so than Excedra. They would stop by my table and ask if I wanted them to sit with me or if I wanted company. One enterprising chica wrote a note and got the waiter to give it to me with her number and a small written suggestion of what she could do.

Walked by Excedra at 4:30 and 7:00 and pretty quiet both times at this time of day.

Here are some photos of Susy. I have recieved many PMs about photos of her. I have posted even more photos in the Private Gallery. Enjoy!

Coach

Nice place, staff was friendly and at about 4PM there where about half a dozen girls. All of which where nice. If only I had been in the mood for anything but a couple of drinks.

I felt that speaking Spanish in this place did make a difference though, it made the waiters more attentive and the girls less interested (I think!

Jsplash

I poked my head in this place at 1pm today.

I wish I hadn't.

The selection today would want to make you guys spend time with Roseanne or Rosie O'Donnell.

Brrrrrrr.

Stopped by today about 1230pm as this place is right next to my hotel. Saw one definite possibility I would've liked to take back for a nooner, but I've got plans to take Roxana's tour here in the next few minutes. As for the rest, they were probably between 4's and 6's from my opinion.

As for a newbie going in here, felt like surfer with a bloody stump heading out to the shark pond. Quite a different feeling from the states indeed.

I dropped in with my buddy about 4:30 today. There were about 20 girls, typical of the quality I think you will see here normally (I would say 4-6 on the scale, but I know some guys would bump that up a point or two)

There was one tall, slim girl with long dark hair that I liked, though I wasn't too sure how big her boobs were, she was wearing a tank top, they seemed like a be-cup but I wasn't sure, and I'm becoming a stickler for nothing less that a full B-cup now. But she was definitely prettier than everyone else, more like an 8 or 8.5, let's say. Almost out of place, really.

[Jackson, the script changed "B-cup" to "be-cup". That ain't right!]

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[QUOTE=Coach 245]Here are some photos of Susy. I have recieved many PMs about photos of her. I have posted even more photos in the Private Gallery. Enjoy!

Coach[/QUOTE]I think her name in Leandra

Picked up a girl at Cafe Orleans today. At 5:00PM I counted 18 girls (vs 3 at Excedra) some of which looked like 7-8, many were way below that. This one was an 8 imho. Nice personality, brought her back to my hotel (another option is the transitorio in the back street) and she did a sexy strip tease after undressing me. However the turn off was a) she did not take a shower be) she had some kind of smell that suggested poor hygiene and c) asked for P100 more for anal, OK I should have asked before if the service was completo, by the time we got to that discussion I was no longer in a position to negotiate. She said she works there every day, 21 year old, brown hair, she is from BA, I did not take a picture but she did look sexy.

My limited experience with Cafe Orleans is the girls I got were definite pros who seem to go through a lot of customers, possibly more so than the ones in the clubs? I don't know if there are non-pros or how you can tell which ones they are. Because of the "cafe" configuration, which girls you can easily see and talk to are the ones seating nearby and in front, granted the place is not big but it is not so easy to hop from table to table.

By the way I was surprised to see there were 6 or 8 girls at Excedra at 5:00AM this morning!

After taking a break from all the privados I have visited, decided to check this place out which is located to famous mall something like Gallerias or something - a walking distance to Cordoba and San Martin.

It was a good opportunity to stray away from travel buddies since they wanted to do their own site seeing during that afternoon and I agreed to meet them up later that evening.

So what a horny guy like me to do during afternoon - yep following everyone's advice here is to scout all the cafe's.

As a newbie entering the cafe, and trying to understand the system around. I sat down in the corner, and guy came around to ask for the order. I asked for a coffee which is expensive btw in buenos Aires standards!

I havent even scouted yet, and I'm still learning the cafe and getting comfy with the environment. I noticed 2 women across from me chatting obviously waiting to be approached. One girl sitting behind me smoking, and some "clients" on the other side to my left striking a deal - interesting indeed.

Sipping the coffee, and trying to avoid eye contact with the ladies until I'm sure that I have my target already. Didnt quite like the selection there, and I was a little bit disappointed but it was fun hanging out there 'learning the system" - a guy came around if I want another coffee, and told him that I've had enough and he later follow up with a comment if I like chicas here but told him not really.

I guess I was picky at that point, and decided to leave the place. The set up is kinda interesting and private, the curtains drape around the window so no outsiders could peer through and which is opposite to cafe excedra.

But I decided to leave there after half an hour, and took a taxi to hit.

Cafe Excedra (see report)

Hunter: coffee and all drink prices at Orleans increase in the afternoon when the gilrs start coming in for business (possibly as early as 1 pm I can't remember - the waiters will tell you what the exact time is) Normal price for coffee is probably 4-5 pesos but when you are there for entertainment the price is much higher. Same with Excedra, different prices structure for night time crowd and chicas hunters.

I recommend the hot chocolate in Orleans. It s like a chocolate in a french cafe in Paris, a chocolate cream dilluted in milk. If feels like a chocolate soup and can be eaten with a spoon, which leaves you all the time to observe the girls while looking busy. You even get cookies (well the first time I got some the second time I didnt, so I guess it depends on the tip the waiter is expecting) and a glass of water, so when you are done with your slow choc degustation, you can go on with water tasting =)

The price is 8 pesos, almost half the price of a beer, and it s much more enjoyable, even by day.

I also watched the mongers in there, and it s amazing how they look unconfortable. Guys, this is a leisure activity, where is the "cool" attitude?

I pretended to be interested in one, that looked like a drug addict...100 dollars, the official rate, and no bargaining allowed (i wouldnt have gone with her, even if she paid me that price). The good thing about giving them a 100 pesos quote (loud) is that they can all hear it (they keep spying one another, too much free time) and then you can directly watch them in the eyes, they wont bother you, you arent a potential pray any more. It gives you much more freedom to observe and relax.

Amazing how things change. I used to come here everyday and be able to see at least 3 or 4 decent looking women but the last 3 days, downright pathetic. I'm hoping the next few days are better as I have nothing to do in the daytime and don't want to waste my sperm on private apts during the daytime for only 1 hour. Have to use sperm management. Before I could come in here and talk with most of the girls and kill time for a cost of nearly nothing but now there are maybe one or two that are worth bothering with. Sign of the times I guess. Nothing stays the same.

Ok I did my daily stop off to check out the action and it has picked up. There are about 3 doable chicas there but my sperm management prevents me from trying the wares out.

One curly haired short petite but the biggest round ass is the best one in there and I'm going to have to try that once before I leave. Anyone got the heads up on her.

You can pm if you want as I'm trying to be helpful to the other guys but no one seems to return the favor.

Ok guys give me a little info in return since I try toi help you guys out with info. I was sitting in Orleans the last few days and seen the best looking young chick and her name is Samantha from Peru with curly reddish hair and the best bubble butt around 5 tall 100 lbs.

Spoke today for the first time but has no personality other than lets go have sex. I just want to hate fuck it to see the naked butt but would be nice if there is some pluses along with it.

She quoted me 200 peso