Cocodrillo

Apparently one of the female Gran Hermano contestants that was recently voted out, Nadia, is working at this place. She has 2 kids and looks quite hot. Rumor has it that Diego Maradona visits this club and that he had a brief affair with her.

[QUOTE=Marco Porteño]Apparently one of the female Gran Hermano contestants that was recently voted out, Nadia, is working at this place. She has 2 kids and looks quite hot. Rumor has it that Diego Maradona visits this club and that he had a brief affair with her.[/QUOTE]Once fat, once skinny always with a huge crowd. Can you imagine what would be in the press in the EEUU if say Jordan was partying in a club like that.

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz] Can you imagine what would be in the press in the EEUU if say Jordan was partying in a club like that.[/QUOTE]You mean to say he doesn't? What planet have you been living on, amigo?

Don't really know what Jordon does, I was just thinking after seeing Diego (he and I are good friends) there, that in the States somebody would have called the news and there would have been a live broadcast. Here it was just "mida alla Maradonna." I seem to recall something about Jordan screwing around but nothing about him in a hooker bar. I will admit the last time I checked the news from the States though was before you sat for the bar.

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]Don't really know what Jordon does, I was just thinking after seeing Diego (he and I are good friends) there, that in the States somebody would have called the news and there would have been a live broadcast. Here it was just "mida alla Maradonna." I seem to recall something about Jordan screwing around but nothing about him in a hooker bar. I will admit the last time I checked the news from the States though was before you sat for the bar.[/QUOTE]There would be a much better chance of running into Mikey at the Alamo poker hootenanny. He is a noted gambling fanatic. He might screw up "the curve" though.

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]Don't really know what Jordon does, I was just thinking after seeing Diego (he and I are good friends) there, that in the States somebody would have called the news and there would have been a live broadcast. Here it was just "mida alla Maradonna." I seem to recall something about Jordan screwing around but nothing about him in a hooker bar. I will admit the last time I checked the news from the States though was before you sat for the bar.[/QUOTE]I've sat at many a bar, Daddy. I've even been thrown out of a few. NBA players are very regular attendees at "Gentlemen's Clubs," I have seen several of them from the Nuggets with my own eyes at a place in Detroit. I was there strictly for sociological purposes, you understand.

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]Once fat, once skinny always with a huge crowd. Can you imagine what would be in the press in the EEUU if say Jordan was partying in a club like that.[/QUOTE]This 'Jordan' guy is he some American sportsman?

Not to be rude or anything guys but how soon we forget, this stuff happens on a regular basis, and every now and then it DOES appear on the news, but who cares really, as long as it's consensual you won't hear too much about it because, sports stars are SUPPOSED to bang as many women as they can.

[url]http://archives.cnn.com/2001/LAW/05/13/gold.club.trial/index.html[/url]

Here are just a few quotes:

" Prosecutors are expected to argue that Gold Club managers fleeced credit card users, bribed police and paid strippers to have sex with high-profile athletes to boost the club's reputation as a celebrity night spot.

The indictment accuses Kaplan of prostitution, credit card fraud, obstruction of justice, extortion, money laundering, bribing police and paying protection money to the New York-based Gambino organized crime family, headed by convicted mobsters John Gotti and his son.

On the witness list are several star athletes who are expected to testify they had sex with Gold Club strippers. CNN has learned these will include NBA stars Patrick Ewing, Dikembe Mutombo, former basketball player Dennis Rodman, and football stars Terrell Davis and Jamal Anderson. "

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[url]http://archives.cnn.com/2001/LAW/08/02/gold.club/index.html[/url]

Quotes:

"Kaplan, 42, pleaded guilty to participating in activities involving a pattern of racketeering, failure to report a felony he had observed -- prostitution -- and credit card fraud.

Basketball star Patrick Ewing and Atlanta Braves player Andruw Jones both testified about having sex with Gold Club dancers who were paid for their services -- Ewing on the club premises and Jones at a nearby hotel. Jones said Kaplan was present when he had intercourse with two women. "

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When I first came to Buenos Aires I lost my BA virginity at this place. The girl that I was with had been with Maradonna. She was really beautiful at the club but then when we got to the transitorio it seemed as if in a matter of minutes she was able to somehow peel of any vestiges of what had attracted me to her in the first place at the club. I expected to go in the bathroom and find a full body costume of the girl that I had been talking to in the club laying on the floor at my ankles. Her tits and her hair disapeared and were replaced by a beer gut and a c-section scar which was about 2 miles wide and protruding away from her body by about a foot. She showed me some pics of the two of them together on her cell phone. She was really proud of the fact that she had milked that celebrity cock. I hoped that she gave him better service than she did me. She was nice but she couldn't blow and the whole experience was just average. I wonder if it is the same girl. If not, now we know that he probably goes there pretty often.

I remember that about the titty bars and those guys and do understand that a lot of titty bars are thinly disguised cathouses. My point was that Cocodrillo disguises nothing, He's a huge star, and in the States the news would be waiting for him when He came out.

My whole point is I like how much more accepting they are here. It wasn't an attempt to find fault with Argentina, nor Argentinians. My dislike for the false morality in the EEUU is obvious by my choice to live here.

My only response to Sports Stars and the pussy available to them is envy.

Went to Cocodrillo last week and really liked the place. Unlike many other clubs this one actually looked more like a disco, almost like a micro "Help" for those familiar with the infamous Copacabana discotheque.

Cover charge was ARS 40 or 50 including 1 drink and on the way the taxi driver mentioned this was the best club in BA, Maradonna etc. Anyway I liked the place though I found it expensive, further drinks are the same price as the entrance fee.

There were about 25 girls, half of them quite beautiful, the majority blonde and several catering to a group of young guys drinking bottles of champagne. I stood at the bar and was first approached by an ugly creature who offered me a "full body tongue bath" if I went with her. I passed nevertheless, not drunk enough for that. Then a better looking, though not great, Paraguayan engaged a conversation, started rubbing and soon enough I was ready to go with her. I asked for her price and she said ARS 600! I laughed and said thanks but no thanks, shocked at how high she started. We quickly came down to ARS 300, which was still too much but she said she would stay the night. Once outside the club she wanted to go to the transitorio, which kind of figured as far as TLN. I knew then I should have dropped her right after she said $600 but I did not want to go back inside + it was getting late, 5AM or so and most of the cute girls had left.

Classic tourist trap, done in 45 minutes, nothing fancy, CBJ and then she tried getting a tip and money for the taxi on top of her 300. I kicked her out of my room. Not a good experience.

[QUOTE=Mahal]Went to Cocodrillo last week and really liked the place. Unlike many other clubs this one actually looked more like a disco, almost like a micro "Help" for those familiar with the infamous Copacabana discotheque.

Cover charge was ARS 40 or 50 including 1 drink and on the way the taxi driver mentioned this was the best club in BA, Maradonna etc. Anyway I liked the place though I found it expensive, further drinks are the same price as the entrance fee.

There were about 25 girls, half of them quite beautiful, the majority blonde and several catering to a group of young guys drinking bottles of champagne. I stood at the bar and was first approached by an ugly creature who offered me a "full body tongue bath" if I went with her. I passed nevertheless, not drunk enough for that. Then a better looking, though not great, Paraguayan engaged a conversation, started rubbing and soon enough I was ready to go with her. I asked for her price and she said ARS 600! I laughed and said thanks but no thanks, shocked at how high she started. We quickly came down to ARS 300, which was still too much but she said she would stay the night. Once outside the club she wanted to go to the transitorio, which kind of figured as far as TLN. I knew then I should have dropped her right after she said $600 but I did not want to go back inside + it was getting late, 5AM or so and most of the cute girls had left.

Classic tourist trap, done in 45 minutes, nothing fancy, CBJ and then she tried getting a tip and money for the taxi on top of her 300. I kicked her out of my room. Not a good experience.[/QUOTE]I think this is the 3rd time I have posted this, ITS 30 PESOS ENTRY INCLUDING 1 DRINK.

The stocky fat guy will if he has not seen you before try to charge you 40 pesos, so the answer is to give him 30 pesos in change.

Subsequent drinks are 30 PESOS and all chica drinks are 50 PESOS.

I have taken 6 chicas from here and every time payed them 150 pesos, they stayed for a minium 90 minutes and the longest was 10 hours.

FH

Mongers,

I have been to this club no less than 50 times and I have never paid the guy at the door to get in. You just need to walk past the guy like you know what you are doing and he will say nothing. Prices for drinks depend on what is being ordered; a bottle of water is $20 AR, a beer or mixed drink $30 AR. Chica drinks are $40 AR, and are absolutely not mandatory to get a chica to leave with you, as this place is filled with random girls that come to work after striking out at other boliches / coffeeshops and there is no control over the girls. Never ever pay more than $150 AR in here, at an absolute maximum, try $120-$130 first. This is NOT a tourist place at all, 99% of the clients are locals, and the prevailing prices exhibit this. Also the best nights in here are Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday- after 4am- Friday and Saturday are generally hit or miss in here, sometimes its awesome, sometimes awful.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Dirk Diggler and Flexible Horn, thank you for your comments. I will be more dilligent in reading the forum before going in the future. Actually from the prices you mention, it sounds like Cocodrillos should be one of the better deals in BA as far as clubs go, that is if you find the right chica.

So we walked in at just past 3AM and there are probably 80 guys and 10 girls. What the Fuck! None of the girls were pretty either. We were there for about 30 minutes and saw some more girls walk in but nothing too exciting. What a waste of a fucking night? I have been here many times before but never seen it this bad. I think they had some kind of a bachelor party and thus, too many guys in there.

[QUOTE=SexMachine]So we walked in at just past 3AM and there are probably 80 guys and 10 girls. What the Fuck! None of the girls were pretty either. We were there for about 30 minutes and saw some more girls walk in but nothing too exciting. What a waste of a fucking night? I have been here many times before but never seen it this bad. I think they had some kind of a bachelor party and thus, too many guys in there.[/QUOTE]Cocos doesn't even really start until 4am or later.

Mongers-

Made a stop in here this past Saturday night at around 4:30 am in search of a specific chica that I felt like banging. A quick chat with the doorguy revealed that as usual on weekends there were not many chicas but I went in anyway hoping my chica would be there. There were only about 10 chicas in attendance and alot of guys, so I figured I'd hang out for half an hour and see if Lorena appeared. Low and behold, she walked in after about 10 minutes and I quickly told her that it was time to head to my apartment. As usual, paid the $120 AR price and got a little over two hours of service, which included all the usual BBBJ, various sexual positions, and a nice half hour firm massage. This chica has some serious power in those hands and strong shoulders, if I ever knocked her up our kid would be an olympian.

As usual, a good value performance from a very familiar chica (about 10 times over a year and a half) but the scene at Cocodrilo was sad. This place is reasonably dependable Tuesday-Thursday, but other days are just hit or miss.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Are they closed on Sundays? They never used to be. Went there last night, place was dark. Bummer!

Fifth Night Club Cocodrillo.

Cover 40 pesos is very expensive for which it offers normally. But yesterday there were some pretty girls. It was full of girls, some very interesting. Just to enter I found a girl who.

Worked in Affaire, Cattos, Exedra and now is in Cocodrillo: Sabrina, fake blond, she has a very good service, complete. Very complete. So after inviting a glass to her (40 pesos) we went to the department.

Looks like they are closed on Monday also. Went there yesterday, it was dark.

[QUOTE=Kdog923]Are they closed on Sundays? They never used to be. Went there last night, place was dark. Bummer![/QUOTE]

No Cocodrillo was open yesterday, but they closed early.

Regards

Hey guys,

I just arrived in BA last night with a few mates, and got RAPED in Corodilo's last night!

First of all, they charged us 50pesos to get in each, and then we bought a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black, which was not too bad.

The kicker came when we ordered 2 1ltr bottles of coke and one small can of quilmes. The total came to $100USD!

Ridicolous!

The girls were ok in there, $150pesos did the trick.

Any places you recommend tonight?

Cheers,

AkaPartyman

[QUOTE=AKAPartyMan]Hey guys,

I just arrived in BA last night with a few mates, and got RAPED in Corodilo's last night!

First of all, they charged us 50pesos to get in each, and then we bought a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black, which was not too bad.

The kicker came when we ordered 2 1ltr bottles of coke and one small can of quilmes. The total came to $100USD!

Ridicolous!

The girls were ok in there, $150pesos did the trick.

Any places you recommend tonight?

Cheers,

AkaPartyman[/QUOTE]If you are a gringo and do not speak a word of SPANISH, you will continue to get RAPED. It is just the argentine way, they are dishonest people, and that is why the wheels are falling off thier economy.

Having said that, question all charges, and negoiate everything. Believe me when I tell you, there is a price for the Gringo and a price for their countryman. You can have a great time just remember, most Argentine are dishonest, but to be able to fuck a 20 yr old model for 50 us, is what it is all about.

Good luck fellow dog

I went last Saturday night and buffaloed my way past the 40 peso entrance fee by saying I never paid before (got that tip from this thread)

Had a good time but was too tired to pull anyone by 3 am because it was my first day and I was trying to pull chicas all day for 150 p to no avail based on what I read on this board.

Went in Wednesday night, confronted by some different fucker who wanted 50 p. I paid it but it includes a drink.

Haven't paid entry fee since, guy likes me now.

Drinks are 30 p; for gringo guys? I don't know.

But, I go in and sit next to some guy who ends up pouring me champagne all night and offering me pizza later in the night.

Had a great time.

Pulled some chick for 200 p who wanted money up front at my hotel so I kicked her out.

Pulled a hottie named natalia Thursday night.

She wanted money up front but someone on the board told me that that they're not necessarily trying to rip you off, but many guys fuck them and don't pay, so I argued with her for a while and assured her I would pay.

Ended up having a lot of fun with her.

Short, dark hair; knockout body, sweet pussy, 22, great fucking.

I was worried about the time because I thought ¨un ahora¨ meant 1 hour, not 1 session, she told me to relax.

Would repeat.

Friday and Saturday night were quiet there though I hung out and had a beer, didn't pull anyone though I enjoy the club.

I have the girls coming up to me regularly wanting me to buy them a drink but I brush them off after I cop a few feels.

I bought a drink for the 2 I pulled. 50 p for chica drinks. The one I kicked out sucked it down.

Natalia drank her's slowly and we danced some cumbia in between.

[QUOTE=Geo Eye]If you are a gringo and do not speak a word of SPANISH, you will continue to get RAPED. It is just the argentine way, they are dishonest people, and that is why the wheels are falling off thier economy.

Good luck fellow dog[/QUOTE]LOL are you serious.

[QUOTE=Jack 24]went last Saturday night and buffaloed my way past the 40 peso entrance fee by saying I never paid before (got that tip from this thread)[/QUOTE]Its 30 pesos. If people start paying 40 or 50 it will soon be the price for all of us so lets try to remember the big fat guy is trying to make his money up by overcharging gringos on the door.

Once more for the hard of hearing its 30 PESOS!

Ok, it seems you guys are doing something wrong.

If you take a cab, and you tell the driver "We're going to Cocodrilo", then you get out of the taxi, you'll see the driver stills there since Cocodrilo pays them a fee for each client they forward to Cocodrilo, then the administration does not pay the commission from their pockets, they will pay the commission from YOUR pocket. You pay your own commission and that's why you get charged upfront. Some drivers (I guess only a few) don't know about this, but if you take a cab from a close distance of course they are used to get paid since cab drivers often work mostly in the areas they know more. No matter if you are gringo, argentine, or whatever, if you get there from a taxi, they must charge admission, and part of your money goes directly to the cab driver. So get there walking and avoid this.

Very True in regards to arriving by taxi. Even if your a Gringo the "big guy" at the door wants the max price. My spanish is pretty good and he held tight on 50 pesos. Came back a week later walking and he still wanted 50 pesos! During our debate he let two local guys in for free. I walked. Even though I like the club it will not get my patronage for a while! I went back to NewPorts and picked up a chick for 200 pesos for the night, had to dance in my hotel room instead!

That doorman is fuckin' asshole. He did that to me twice in the last trip. I tried to talk to the manager and complained but to no avail. Why am I not surprised?

SM

I walked past the doorman and you shouldnt pay anything. If you do then it should be 30 pesos including a bar drink.

Afterwards 30 pesos for a beer at the bar. Thats gringo and portenos price.

50 peso drink price to take girl out. ALL girls pay that if they work part or full-time there. A few girls are "Independent" and so you don't have to pay that.

Then pay 100-150 pesos for services. Never pay more than 150pesos unless you want some kind of TLN experience or want to.

Just walking past a doorman is a pretty ballsy move, Youv'e got to have a lot of local knowledge or you better outweight the guy a few pounds. Though being in good shape I prefer not to take a chance for a piece of pie, particularly in some other country. I'll stick with going elsewhere unless I've got someone like Jackson with me!

Mongers-

Made a stop in here last night around 3am with a friend after a nearly two month hiatus. I was expecting the place to be slow at this time, but I was very wrong, as it was hopping and there were lots of talented chicas available. As always, I walked right up to the front door and walked in without any interference from the doorman of any kind. You just have to walk in like you know what you are doing, and the guy won't say a thing. Thursday nights have traditionally been great in this place, and last night was no exception; a very fun atmosphere filled with dancing chicas ready to fuck you for bargain prices. One of the dancers (who was not available for takeout after I had a brief conversation with her) was so fine that it almost hurt looking at her, a true 9.5.

Anyway, now is when the story gets good; around 6am, my friend and I decided to hit the road, so we went upstairs to get out coats from the guardarropas. There had been a girl hitting on me the entire night that was maybe a 6-7, and I told my friend I was going to make her a lowball $50 AR offer on the way out. Low and behold, she took the offer after a little convincing, really the only reason I did it was because she told me her large breasts were engorged in milk as she had a baby 5 months ago. So off we go, a $50 AR deal out of Coco and some milky tits to go with it.

The first thing I realize in the cab is that this girl is completely piss drunk, and when we exit the cab near my apartment to buy some water, she is having trouble walking a straight path. We get back to my apartment and things improve a bit after she drank a large bottle of water. I immediately have her get naked, and she reveals a body that obviously needs some gym work, but not too bad; pre baby, you can tell she had a very nice figure. So after some foreplay that included a healthy dose of milk guzzling and she sucking me off until I came in her mouth, the main event begins. I really liked having her ride me while I had her lactating tit in my mouth. After only about 15 minutes I had enough, came and told her to get the fuck out of my apartment.

Unfortunately, she decided she was too drunk to leave at this time, and offered to have me pay her nothing if I let her sleep for a few hours. Then she started telling me about her kid, apparently one of her clients from Black knocked her up and she never saw the guy again. At this point I feel bad for this girl, so I let her stay for a few hours, and because I am such a swell guy I forced her to take the $50 AR for services rendered. Also, I even wore a rubber for the sex because I felt such pity that a client she obviously barebacked with knocked her up and hit the road.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler.

I'll never go back to Crocodilo again. The bastard insisted on cinquenta to get in. I offered treinta. He told me to pasa.

I used to enjoy this place. I guess other guys have messed it up by being willing to pay much more than the locals pay. I resent paying taxi fare to and fro, just to be told to pasa.

Bullshit. And goodbye, Christina, sweet princess locked in the 50 cinquenta castle.

Guys, you should face facts and stop recommending this place. Maybe a few of you can get in for a decent price, but so what?

I think that "pasa" means pass. Or come on in.

[QUOTE=David_33]I think that "pasa" means pass. Or come on in.[/QUOTE]You're right, it means come in!

Pulled a Paraguaya Monday night. 150 Pesos. Stayed until noon. Great perfomer. She offered everything without even asking. Was very enthusiastic in bed.

I love Cocodrilo.

SM

Don't pay the club exit drink for 50 pesos. Just ask the girl to meet you outside in the corner and save 50 pesos. It has worked for me both times. Nobody is monitoring the girls there.

About the entrance fee. The doorman is an asshole. I had a tough time with him last time but now, he recognized me and didn't ask for the entrance.

I got here last night with my buddy and two other mongers at about 4:00am and found out about the 50 peso entrance fee. The other two went in, hopefully they will post about their experiences here. I was pretty disgusted by this fee, and my buddy and I left.

We got in the same taxi we came in, as as we were driving away, the driver asked if our companions went in, and we said yes. (How it is he didn't see this for himself, I don't know). So he circled the block and pulled back up in front of the club, then asked us if it was ok to go get his commission, and we said yes. Of course, his time is much more valuable than ours, you know. After five minutes (a long time to sit in a taxi waiting to go home at four in the morning) we started to feel like idiots and got out of his cab and into another one.

Called it a night after that.

Yes we went in. It is the first and Last time I will ever pay 50p for the entrance fee. I do know if it was for two drinks, but I only had one and left. I believe my buddy stayed and took a chica home.The place was too crowded for me. Too many guys and not enough chicas.

I went to the El Alamo which was packed at that hour. Of which I do not remember what hour that was.


[QUOTE=Monger514]I got here last night with my buddy and two other mongers at about 4:00am and found out about the 50 peso entrance fee. The other two went in, hopefully they will post about their experiences here. I was pretty disgusted by this fee, and my buddy and I left.

We got in the same taxi we came in, as as we were driving away, the driver asked if our companions went in, and we said yes. (How it is he didn't see this for himself, I don't know) So he circled the block and pulled back up in front of the club, then asked us if it was ok to go get his commission, and we said yes. Of course, his time is much more valuable than ours, you know. After five minutes (a long time to sit in a taxi waiting to go home at four in the morning) we started to feel like idiots and got out of his cab and into another one.

Called it a night after that.[/QUOTE]