2005 Reports

Nailed the Shit out of Fabiana this afternoon.

I mean we Fucked like there was no tomorrow.

For you Newbies, Fabiana is the girl that I re-decorated her apartment last time I was down. Bought her everything including light fixtures & plants even new paint on the wall & furnture.

Anyway we went to the Horzonte Hotel right by Orlean's Cafe. I didn't want to go but she said its been remolded and was nice.

OK we got the 50 peso room with the Jacusie (fuck it I can spell it but you know with the big tub) We Fucked in the tub, we fucked on the bed & we Fucked in the Fuck chair, which is quite fun I might add.

Correction.

There are two girls.

One is named Carolina, Thats the one I swear I'll never Fuck again but always do. In my view she's gorgeous, about 5' 10" not fat, not skinny and underneath it all we probably like each other so we always Fuck. We've been doing each other for at least two years.

The other one is Caroline, the blond from Cafe Orleans. Everyone I know has Fucked her at least once. The "Ball Washer" as Mouse has named her. She argueably is in the top five in the world for sucking cock & she likes to Fuck. Matter of fact the last time I was at the Horzonte Hotel, (before today with Fabiana) it was with Caroline she sucked me off, that got me hard again and said "You Must Fuck Me So I can get Off". Nice girl.

So Now you have it.

Carolina & Caroline.

Exon

Well it is everyone in the world minus one because I have not fucked the ball washer. Nor was I able to fuck Pandora this afternoon. So, when I saw an SW in a falda católica in the doorway of a cheap hotel in Lavalle near Suipacha, I offered her 50 pesos. She said I was European and could pay 50 euros and I said you are wrong, twice. For some reason when Argies hear my Spanish they sometimes think I am German. I have no idea why but it happens a lot. So she took the 50 pesos and blew me and then I said I wanted to come all over her pink sweater so I had to give up ten more for dry cleaning. I think that is fair. I didn't bother to fuck her or to get her name but she was pretty cute.

Then I saw my namesake in Exedra so I got her new phone number but probably won't call her until and unless I need to administer another spanking. Then to Pizza Piola where Sol gets better looking all the time, and I ended up giving her one of the jars of peanut butter that Toledo Guy brought me. Good thing Sportsman brought me some more. Anyway I have to go to SP tomorrow so I did 50 mg of Viagra which I have hardly ever done before (50 mg, that is; normally 25 is plenty) and I am probably going to do something fairly extreme tonight. Those caiparinhas at Piola put dangerous thoughts in my head. I have yellow fever really bad right now for one thing.

Well, DH, if it's any consolation, upon your return to SP your malady could be curred for the small :( sum of only 460 "pesos" at your friendly neighborhood AMP. At least there is SOMETHING possible in SP!

And your humble reporter, Member #3313, has been hard at work. It is sad to admit that since his last set of reports, he has been to Buenos Aires and back once more, without any reporting. In the fine tradition of "better late than never", he WILL one day finish his reports, but for now he will simply bring you up to date on the "current events". A detailed report, although possibly wishful thinking, will be submitted some time later in this century.

Member #3313 arrived Saturday morning after a restful night of sleep, where a "problem" in his seat resulted in an almost horizontal recline and his head being in the lap of the (unfortunately fugly female) passenger behind him. He was met at the airport by Ana the remis driver, who much to the dismay of all of you horny mongers and much to the credit of his Excellency Captain Dave, is still not on the program.

Soon after arriving at his usual mongerpad, Marcos apartments in Recoleta, he had the good fortune of making acquaintance with "Sportsman". Through a series of previous emails, Alexia (formerly Bany and definitely not the original mellon-boobed Alexia) had insisted on being Member #3313's first Chica. The problem was, my friends, that in the fine tradition of playing the role of "jealous Latina chica", she had asked exactly the same from Sportsman! Well, to say that she was utterly shocked to see both of us sitting at the same table would be an understatement. And yes, whoever brown-nosing monger wannabe who at any point may read and translate this report to her, may your passport never see the entry stamp of any foreign country, may you have erectile dysfunction to the "n"th-degree not curable with even 80mg of Cialis, may your wife walk in on you as you finally get your hot babysitter into bed, may you pay $300(US, that is) or more at Black for a mediocre 45-minute sessions with only a CBJ, and finally, the [I]pièce de résistance[/I], may that "oh so hot" chick you picked up in Bangkok turn out to be a ladyboy halfway in the middle of the session and [B]demand[/B] a BBBJ [B]from[/B] you. Get it? DON'T READ AND TRANSLATE DETAILS FROM THE FORUM TO THE CHICAS! Back to the situation at hand, this 24 year-old-chica was in quite a predicament! To make a very long story short, Sportsman acted as a complete gentialman delaying his gratification, while that horny Member #3313 bastard deliverd his intercontinentally carried ballistic load with precision.

The next appointment, relayed by mission control commander Roxana, was to be [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=19396][red]Ayi[/red][/url] of Platynum (remeber to pronounce "y" as "zh"). Through a series of unfortunate circumstances most of which were my own damn fault, she arrived almost two hours late. However, I must say that if you like small packages (I do) this chica was completely worth the wait. In a nutshell (pun) this is a small chica with large, soft natural boobs. Her mannerism is just perfect, and Member #3313 had an outstanding GFE session with her, for a stipend of AR$200 plus cab fare.

With Ayi out the door, Member #3313 joined his new found friend Sportsman, and an exquisite dinner in a highly stuffy French restaurant was enjoyed by both for about a third of the price such caliber food would have cost in Sex Prison.

With their stomachs full, their attentions shifted to 5 inches below, and Sportsman retired to his presidential suite to enjoy Bany for TLN. You may ask him how it went tomorrow at the mansion. Member #3313 realized at that point that he was in possession of something of an oddity: a "free" night in B.A. The big head started the thinking process, but unfortunately being within walking distance of the infamous 1707 Santa Fe, the little one soon took over. It turned out for the better, as in less than 20 minutes he was back on Santa Fe with "Paola" in tow. Well, this is not the same small, moracha Paola that myself, Flexible Horn, and countless others had gotten to know. In the "team" that would be Santa Fe, even though the players may be retired their jerseys are not! The new and improved Paola was a much taller girl with ample assets, dark but still blonde hair, and tanned skin. She was quite a delicious package, and just as the old Paola would do, she jumped (this time "down" as opposed to "up") and gave me a kiss on the lips as soon as she entered the room. Houston, we have a winner!

And since there has been some confusion about the "new" pricing scheme on the board, let me assure you that there is none. The price is still solidly 100 Pesos la hora, y nada mas! Well, of course extras still cost the same. Soon we were back at my monger pad, where the candle lit room and the soft "Sting" music had their intended effect on this chica. In a bombshell (pun) this chica is highly recommended. She is an excellent kisser, multi-orgasmic, passionate, highly willing to please, and the only privado chica that Member #3313 kept for a second hour in order to complete a second "round" with.

And as such, Member #3313 is sitting here with his laptop on his lap finishing his report before going to sleep. All in all, 3 chicas and 4 loads: not a bad first night! I hope you enjoyed this synopsis and will excuse the spelling an grammar problems, as I am now just too tired to re-read my own report. And Jackson, may every and any chica you ever meet automatically give you a BBBJ without the mention of a [I]propina[/I] if you just remove this damn spelling script. It "un"capitalized your OWN name, and I had to go back and manually capitalize it again. Good night, and see you at the mansion tomorrow.

Member #3313

[QUOTE=Mickey Mouse]Hey JC: any deals going on?[/QUOTE]Not that I've seen in the last week or so.

[QUOTE=Exon123]The other one is Caroline, the blond from Cafe Orleans. Everyone I know has Fucked her at least once. [/QUOTE]I know you, and I have not fucked her. I did, once, go into Cafe Orleans and look for her, but just *try* asking for another chica in there and everyone says they're Carolina. I didn't know how to say "Ball Washer" in Spanish at the time.

JC,

Vos sos la Carolina que lava huevos, <testiculos or cojones>?

Exon,

I am one the list with J. C. As I too have not engaged in carnal activities with Carolina, lava mi boletas o no.

Oh and J. C. I agree with you and MoonDog about keeping the ***holes out of BsAs, but if seems to me that France is a nice place for them!

I would let anyone fuck Carolina, well maybe Mickey Mouse, but he wouldn't do her again.

Its Caroline that "Most", (now qualified) everyone I know thats Fucked her.

Moving right along I broke all my own rules last night. Fucked a 22 year old after midnight at the Manison.

Moreover its was a TLN which I never do and Ive been washed out all day on account of it.

Exon never Fucks after midnight, I'm a day person, and Exon doesn't fuck young Chica's. Her name is Marisol and she works out of Hook's down in the Triangle, highly recomemded.

Tomorrow my goal is a hand job at 966 Cordoba from Monica.

Exon

She's a young, pretty, sweet, smiling girl at Envidia. She's one of the 2 prettiest girls there and is very popular. In fact, she has guys waiting for her and hardly has a break all night.

The room upstairs is old and filthy. The sheets are probably there for years without any change. The rate for the girls is only 50 pesos for half hour, the room included.

Christina smiled happily the second time I came to see her and insisted that we spend an hour together for the same price. I came twice, took some photos of her. She was very gracious about granting photos while deadly afraid that her identity may be broadcasted. I had to assure her that the photos were para me. She was so cute, nice and sweet.

I had a good time hanging out at this bar. The local guys were buying beers and pouring out the lives. One guy has a very young and pretty girl friend working in the bar. He just shrugs, "In Argentina, everybody has to work."

Of all countries, Argentina and Argentinians gave me the best times. I will be back soon.

[QUOTE=One Wing Low]She's a young, pretty, sweet, smiling girl at Envidia. She's one of the 2 prettiest girls there and is very popular. In fact, she has guys waiting for her and hardly has a break all night.

The room upstairs is old and filthy. The sheets are probably there for years without any change. The rate for the girls is only 50 pesos for half hour, the room included.

Christina smiled happily the second time I came to see her and insisted that we spend an hour together for the same price. I came twice, took some photos of her. She was very gracious about granting photos while deadly afraid that her identity may be broadcasted. I had to assure her that the photos were para me. She was sho nice and sweet.

I had a good time hanging out at this bar. The local guys were buying beers and pouring out the lives. One guy has a very young and pretty girl friend working in the bar. He just shrugs, "In Argentina, everybody has to work."

Of all countries, Argentina and Argentinians gave me the best times. I will be back soon.[/QUOTE]Just the sized tits I like. More pics?

I can't believe I am suddenly a senior member!

I posted under other nicknames and Captain Jackson probably noticed.

I flew into Bs As trying to make the monthly meeting at the mansion, but missed it due to flight delays. Captain Jackson probably has the best life there is to mankind, hanging around banging the beautiful and gentle Argentinian chicas non-stop, doing charity for the poor children, while selflessly providing services to his horney fellow mongers.

I have a lot of photos from all over the world. I just recently figured out how to edit and post them in this forum.

Here's another pic of sweet Christina at Envidia. There is something in the nature of Argentinian chicas that make me feel safe, wanted, loved, relaxed and fun.

Enough said. I am probably singing to the choir.

[QUOTE=Exon123]Her name is Marisol and she works out of Hook's down in the Triangle, highly recomemded.[/QUOTE]I fucked a Marisol in Hook a couple of years ago. I think she works there, but she was 26 at the time. If you look at my April 2003 reports (or thereabout) you'll see some pics of her. I doubt this is the same chica, but she was working there a month and a half ago.

One Wing Low: You say you have figured out how to edit and post photos. Is there a cheat sheet on this you could post?

Thanks, Butts

[blue]Hi MB,

It's easy:

1. Select "Post Reply"
2. Scroll down and select "Manage Attachments"
3. Select "Browse" to select and add the individual photos.
4. Select "Upload" to actually transmit them to the server.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

Hey guys I want some advice, I got time and money on my hands, I want to know is now a good time of year to visit Argentina. I have never been but the girls look very cute.