Cafe Orleans

An Argentine friend and I were in Orleans yesterday. 4 small Stellas. 180 pesos. When my friend asked why so much, He was told they have new owners and customers will pay it, so why not charge it. Biggest asses on some ugly mofos I have ever seen in Buenos Aires.

[QUOTE=DblGear;424200]An Argentine friend and I were in Orleans yesterday. 4 small Stellas. 180 pesos. When my friend asked why so much, He was told they have new owners and customers will pay it, so why not charge it. Biggest asses on some ugly mofos I have ever seen in Buenos Aires.[/QUOTE]180? I think I might have to find a new stop. That's 45 a piece. The last time I was there it was about ar25 each and I thought that was high. Especially while you're surrounded by a bunch of ugly Dominicanas. Thanks for the update.

Anyone up for drink-coffee this afternoon?

[QUOTE=SunSeeker;424422]Anyone up for drink-coffee this afternoon?[/QUOTE]I'll take a raincheck for Sept.

Hi, being in town for one week for the job, I would like to start my exploration with a smooth place where I can watch and learn. From your threads, I can see that Orlean Cafe is becoming too greedy and is a rip off? I really like to watch and talk, ending sometimes when love strike with a girl. So any other suggestion? I am near the Train Station retiro.

If anyone wants to join, first beer one me!

Thanks all for your posting, it is so instructive!

[QUOTE=EnviroSex; 425226]Hi, being in town for one week for the job, I would like to start my exploration with a smooth place where I can watch and learn. From your threads, I can see that Orlean Cafe is becoming too greedy and is a rip off? I really like to watch and talk, ending sometimes when love strike with a girl. So any other suggestion? I am near the Train Station retiro.

If anyone wants to join, first beer one me!

Thanks all for your posting, it is so instructive![/QUOTE]During the day there is not much else.

At night there are a few others.

TL

[QUOTE=EnviroSex; 425226]Hi, being in town for one week for the job, I would like to start my exploration with a smooth place where I can watch and learn. From your threads, I can see that Orlean Cafe is becoming too greedy and is a rip off? I really like to watch and talk, ending sometimes when love strike with a girl. So any other suggestion? I am near the Train Station retiro.

If anyone wants to join, first beer one me!

Thanks all for your posting, it is so instructive![/QUOTE]Just start with the privados first. They are safest for newbies before graduating to street walkers!

[QUOTE=EnviroSex; 425226]Hi, being in town for one week for the job, I would like to start my exploration with a smooth place where I can watch and learn. From your threads, I can see that Orlean Cafe is becoming too greedy and is a rip off? I really like to watch and talk, ending sometimes when love strike with a girl. So any other suggestion? I am near the Train Station retiro.

If anyone wants to join, first beer one me!

Thanks all for your posting, it is so instructive![/QUOTE]Just call HelloKitty (Romina) , she lives a few blocks away from you and is not hit and miss like a Privado will be.

She will be gentle with you I'm sure!

Or Mara too.

TL.

I will gladly accept your offer of a beer too!

Girls who hang out in Cafe Orleans are mostly old, obese, ugly with nasty attitudes. I had a hard time finding any girl worth a fuck.

That's a double rip off.

Who the hell would want to hang out at that place? Boycott the stupid place.

[QUOTE=DblGear;424200]An Argentine friend and I were in Orleans yesterday. 4 small Stellas. 180 pesos. When my friend asked why so much, He was told they have new owners and customers will pay it, so why not charge it. Biggest asses on some ugly mofos I have ever seen in Buenos Aires.[/QUOTE]

The place sucks. Overpriced coffee and beer. Nobody eats here. I peeked in the window the other day and just kept on walking. Ugly chicas. Why is this even a thread here? I just fucked a 19 yo with a great attitude that is in a different world from these nasties so why even bother? Are you guys so desperate? But if you need the place enjoy it.

[QUOTE=WhiteCat;426548]The place sucks. Overpriced coffee and beer. Nobody eats here. I peeked in the window the other day and just kept on walking. Ugly chicas. Why is this even a thread here? I just fucked a 19 yo with a great attitude that is in a different world from these nasties so why even bother? Are you guys so desperate? But if you need the place enjoy it.[/QUOTE]I think this place has been heavily promoted by "Stranger" in his recent posts.

I personally abhor this place. Can't even be seen dead at this joint!

[QUOTE=Member #3320; 426549]I think this place has been heavily promoted by "Stranger" in his recent posts.

I personally abhor this place. Can't even be seen dead at this joint![/QUOTE]For those of us that have been coming here for awhile there is a sentimental attachment. Used to be (and I've only been there once in for fucking ever) at times club chicas would work there during the day. I imagine that still happens but probably less than before. I agree though, the last time I was there (about a month ago) it was pretty fucking scary.

Along Ave Florida and adjacent streets, there are plenty of nice, clean, upscale restaurants that serve 3-course steak dinner with a glass of wine for US$500. So rent and wages there are not that expensive.

The Orleans fucker that charges $9 for a coffee to sit around, sniffing the asses of ugly, nasty, smelly old working girls, has got to be a crazy bastard. I heard he also gouges the ugly girls $50 a day to hang around his place. This is so crazy it's ridiculous.

There may be a good opportunity here for business-minded bros. Rent a place nearby, set up a coffee / beer / wine bar, charging more humane prices like $3-5 for coffee and beers. Recruit a bunch of young, pretty girls in sexy, classy clothing. Give them free coffee and breakfast (and/or SEX and LOVE) if you have to, just so they hang around. Charge them a flat pick up fee of $15-20 every time they pick up a dick at your place. Pretty soon all prominent and horny citizens of BsAs would be hanging out in this cafe. .

Maybe you can name this place the "Hard Dick Cafe " or something similar. It may grow into BsAs' more famous institution. Any Harvard Business School professor in this thread, please critique this business plan.

My observations are that small retail businesses in BsAs are very competitive. Witness lots of nice, clean, fairly large restaurants around the Ave Florida tourists area that offer 3-course steak dinner with a glass of wine for US$5.

Excedra was a very nice, airy spot to sit on the sidewalk, gawking girls and people. The coffee and deserts there are priced in line with the market. It's wait staff is also very good. There are quite a few girls sitting around there waiting for johns.

Why is Excedra dead and Orleans going strong even at ridiculous prices? Something is wrong here.

If the ugly girls have to pay US$50 a day to hang out at Orleans then they must be making good money. Otherwise they would be hanging out on the streets.

Going by the quality and prices of the old, ugly, nasty girls in Orleans, I would never go to BsAs to buy sex.

Wonder if the girls hanging out in the streets look and feel any better?

[QUOTE=Sidney;426555]My best explanation is bribes and pay-offs must make it non economic. But their is something strange about the AR mentality. They don't copy successful businesses! (i.e. El Alamo)![/QUOTE]