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A few of us will be at X around 11pm sitting outside if anybody wants to join us .
I'm usually the "quite" type hiding in the background !
From there to Eternity !
Well , at least a look at Hook !
Feel Free To Join Us !
Someday I shall be Crucified , Sainted and Knighted. Knighted first would be better.
And shall die for your sins !
Until Then !
Come on Down !
TL.
Tejano,
I tried to send you a PM about my first trip to BA next week. I was hoping to see if you could help me with my social schedule. Unfortunately your mailbox is full.
[QUOTE=Cintixman;445149]Tejano,
I tried to send you a PM about my first trip to BA next week. I was hoping to see if you could help me with my social schedule. Unfortunately your mailbox is full.[/QUOTE]You can imagine that my in-box fills up quite quickly !
Sorry about that !
Welcome to BA and Thank You for your interest.
Please feel free to send me as many PMs as you feel are necessary to be able to answer all of your questions.
Thanks Again ,
TL.
+54 911 156 116 4254 ( what'sapp ).
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;445153]You can imagine that my in-box fills up quite quickly !
Sorry about that !
Welcome to BA and Thank You for your interest.
Please feel free to send me as many PMs as you feel are necessary to be able to answer all of your questions.
Thanks Again ,
TL.
+54 911 156 116 4254 ( what'sapp ).[/QUOTE]Thanks for opening up some space so that I could send you a PM.
I am fascinated by the concept of the touring service you offer both for selfish personal reasons and in terms of the idea of an adult oriented guided tour service. From my perspective it makes perfect sense to enlist the assistance of someone who is something of an insider. I would much rather pay a bit more to hire a local expert so that I can dramatically improve my chances of having a good time. I am a wayward tourist who doesn't speak Spanish, a prime target for being taken advantage of. This way anyone would be accountable to you (or one of the other people on the forum who assist visitors). In a funny way your service reminds me of the old "Good House Keeping" seal companies would put on their products here in the States.
I have read a few posts complaining about having to pay a premium to enlist the aide of a tour guide. I think it's great. It gives me an opportunity to see a side of Buenos Aires I would be reluctant to see on my own.
Fear not Boys.
Argentina and especially BA are still a massive den of iniquity and one zealot can not abolish the oldest profession in history.
Not enough money to bribe the Pope.
In due time some things will return to almost normal but EZ Lays are abundant , starving and eager to please.
Shit , they are all dressed up and no one to blow !
My phones keep ringing off the walls with Chicas wondering were to work ,what's open and do I know anybody that needs a tour guide.
The product is here and available, some on sale and the hard heads are sticking to their guns.
I have spoken to Jesy Fucks and she seems quite nice, she sent me a batch of hot pix. You boys might start trying to be a little nicer to the new females . It's free to ask her to send you some of her more revealing shots. English is excellent barring an occasional grammar slip.
But English is fucking hard to learn. Perfectly.
There are enough girls on this site to keep you boys warm. No Doubt. You sexy MF.
I do not know her in the Biblical way but once she takes a bite out of the big cookie then she will get it in every available orifice .
An orifice party.
She is just one of many, plus I'm bored as shit and all work and no play makes TL a very bad boy.
So you boys that want to see something besides the ceiling fan in your room contact me and we can see this lovely city during the day , grab a nooner and then at night maybe you can strike a few items off your bucket list.
I hate to toot my own horn , I'd never do that ; but I much prefer getting a "Deluxe Rusty Trombone" after lunch for $800 pesos .
2 girls for 400p each. Toyota .
Oh what a feeling!
So No , you don't pay more when you use a professional ,super connected , bi-lingual guide , you save time money and maybe the loss of blood.
Joking.
We can also do one of my "Buenos Aires through the Back Door" tours. The lower end Dominican and Paraguayan bars.
And worse!
BA is not DEAD.
Have Fun and remember I'm always happy to show the Boys around town.
TL.
I think that I have found The Holy Grail of Pussy in BA.
Maybe?
A 29 year old girl that has never hooked but needs to and is really thinking about it.
So what's the big deal about fucking a 29 year old girl on her first pay for play occasion?
She is not a virgin like the one that I auctioned off before.
Hope not.
She is a unicorn here in BA.
She is a J.A.P.
No, not a Jewish American Princess .
A JAPANESE Argentine Princess!
Lovely , those eyes , the skin , with TITS too !
I know that it's probably every women's fantasy (except my Saintly Mother's) but she is thinking about just doing it one time to pay off a few things.
SURE!
It's an ez job.
You can pick your clients.
You can quit when you want.
That's what I thought when I had certain jobs in the past.
Bullshit and cows do too.
So here is my dilemma:
On my right shoulder sits a little red devil and on my left shoulder sits his evil twin brother. Zero moral compass.
Wonder what happened to the white angel? I swear that at I time in my life I had a conscience ; must have been a passing faze.
So I know that for the 10 years that I have been an honest and extremely reliable friend , member , confidant ,professional wingman and Adult Tour Guide I have never seen a Japanese hooker.
Yes, there is a hideous old semi Jap-Hag at X cocassionally but that does not count.
This girl is lovely ! Will use the cash to raise her resto-bar.Buy resto , kitchen equip.
I will give her 50k in Gold if she will allow me to be a silent partner and PR Front man.
Which reminds me Chezz, I am very interested in your 3-door exhibition fridge.
That's it Boys .
I have an old friend that I would really like for him to talk her OUT of this idea.
You know who you are.
Please!
If I save just 1 more soul then Maybe I can get a 4th class ticket to Heaven.
Sincerely,
TL.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;445582]I think that I have found The Holy Grail of Pussy
A JAPANESE Argentine Princess[/QUOTE]OK. You nailed it, sealed it. I need to run back there, know you and this unicorn. :D.
Thanks for showing us parrilla pena , great steaks, etc,fair price, great food all around. Also my wingman hit it off good with the"beast".
Call TL guys for a tour or some great chica recommendations,see you on the way back.
Hi TL,
I am trying to get in touch with you on what's app with the number you gave on thread but no luck. I live in USA and travelling to BA for 3 weeks for work and hoping to take your help to see around....
Best,
Snaco.
[QUOTE=Snaco04;445634]Hi TL,
I am trying to get in touch with you on what's app with the number you gave on thread but no luck. I live in USA and travelling to BA for 3 weeks for work and hoping to take your help to see around....
Best,
Snaco.[/QUOTE]The whatsapp should be working . ( +5491161164254 ).
I'd be more than happy to show you around .
Where are you coming from ?
Please try the PM system .
Thank You ,
TL.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;445647]The whatsapp should be working . ( +5491161164254 ).
I'd be more than happy to show you around .
Where are you coming from ?
Please try the PM system .
Thank You ,
TL.[/QUOTE]Hi TL.
Add me 116-404-0896.
Love.
Gy.
......Than seeing Carolina.....
Thanks T.L. For setting me up with Carolina...sweet, 23 y/o, big breasted blonde, fair skin with a ferocious appetite in the horizontal position!!! And to top it off, she speaks perfect English. Definitely NOT a "clock watcher".
Gracias Amigo !!
[QUOTE=Namoi;445731]......Than seeing Carolina.....
Thanks T.L. For setting me up with Carolina...sweet, 23 y/o, big breasted blonde, fair skin with a ferocious appetite in the horizontal position!!! And to top it off, she speaks perfect English. Definitely NOT a "clock watcher".
Gracias Amigo !![/QUOTE]Looks like she may make her dancing debut very soon !
Nice and shy .
But when the music starts and the applause begin you never know what might just happen !
Cumming Soon to a special place near you !
TL.
TL-.
Thanks again for all your help when I was in BA. Carolina was a wonderful time. Easy going, articulate, intelligent, and fun.
Thanks also for your advice on BA in general as well. Really appreciate everything!
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;445795]Looks like she may make her dancing debut very soon !
Nice and shy .
But when the music starts and the applause begin you never know what might just happen !
Cumming Soon to a special place near you !
TL.[/QUOTE]Like many Argentinian stars like Messi, Mascherano etc., she will be going to Europe (Spain in particular) this October where the monetary rewards for her talents are mucho mejor.
Although she has been highly and justifiably praised on this website, I don't think anyone has yet mentioned her incredible massage skills. If you like a good hard massage from a babe who delivers, do yourself a favor and call this girl before her book is full.