Went past Excedra this morning and a door was open. Looked like some work being done inside. So maybe one day, soon, they will open again.
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Went past Excedra this morning and a door was open. Looked like some work being done inside. So maybe one day, soon, they will open again.
[QUOTE=LukeSkywalker; 426554]Along Ave Florida and adjacent streets, there are plenty of nice, clean, upscale restaurants that serve 3-course steak dinner with a glass of wine for US$500. So rent and wages there are not that expensive.
The Orleans fucker that charges $9 for a coffee to sit around, sniffing the asses of ugly, nasty, smelly old working girls, has got to be a crazy bastard. I heard he also gouges the ugly girls $50 a day to hang around his place. This is so crazy it's ridiculous.
There may be a good opportunity here for business-minded bros. Rent a place nearby, set up a coffee / beer / wine bar, charging more humane prices like $3-5 for coffee and beers. Recruit a bunch of young, pretty girls in sexy, classy clothing. Give them free coffee and breakfast (and / or SEX and LOVE) if you have to, just so they hang around. Charge them a flat pick up fee of $15-20 every time they pick up a dick at your place. Pretty soon all prominent and horny citizens of BsAs would be hanging out in this cafe. .
Maybe you can name this place the "Hard Dick Cafe " or something similar. It may grow into BsAs' more famous institution. Any Harvard Business School professor in this thread, please critique this business plan.[/QUOTE]My rent jumped from 2300. 00 pesos to 14, 000. 00 pesos and my place was 5 blocks from Orleans and half a block from Excedra on the same sidewalk. Cordoba and Pelegrini.
My light bill went from 200p to 3000p per month due to over usage.
Wages and taxes are out of control.
Payoffs to the city inspectors, health inspectors and undercover police officers are huge.
One night I was in the middle of 2 tables at my place with the minister of labor on one side and 3 city inspectors on the other side.
Labor wanted 8k pesos and the inspectors wanted 6k pesos.
The undercover cocksuckers would park accross the street 4 nights a week and wait for my girls to show up before they would waltz in and demand money.
After all this horse shit you have the employees that ONLY want to sue you, nothing else!
They will and they will win.
Orleans does not make their money selling you a shitty coffee or beer, they make it by charging the girls 200p each per day.
Plus the owner has 2 or 3 Hooker bars downtown too and he is a partner in 4 more.
TL
What kind of business you run that you have to pay off that much for the crooked government employees?
I sincerely hope the rest of the legitimate businesses don't have to put up to this bullshit.
If Argentina is this corrupt, then she is sitting on a big powder keg, likely blow her ass split apart.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 426584]My rent jumped from 2300. 00 pesos to 14, 000. 00 pesos and my place was 5 blocks from Orleans and half a block from Excedra on the same sidewalk. Cordoba and Pelegrini.
My light bill went from 200p to 3000p per month due to over usage.
Labor wanted 8k pesos and the inspectors wanted 6k pesos.
The undercover cocksuckers would park accross the street 4 nights a week and wait for my girls to show up before they would waltz in and demand money. TL[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LukeSkywalker; 426591]What kind of business you run that you have to pay off that much for the crooked government employees?
I sincerely hope the rest of the legitimate businesses don't have to put up to this bullshit.
If Argentina is this corrupt, then she is sitting on a big powder keg, likely blow her ass split apart.[/QUOTE]It was a legitimate Resto-Bar open for lunch and dinner.
The Boys from this site corrupted me and forced me to have girls there at night so they could have dinner with them and then fuck them upstairs in the dinning room or just take them home.
Best Lomo in town for the money and you could fuck the doorgirl!
Told the police that it was just a coincidence that all of my girlfriends were hookers and that I was not going to pay a bribe since I did not get a cut.
They shut me down at least 4 times.
Finally gave up.
It was called L'alliance and there is a huge thread on this site under that title but the thread is closed.
You are still welcome to read through it though.
TL
Hey! Don't look back. Think of the possibilities in a few months time when this country finally devalues!
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 426596]It was a legitimate Resto-Bar open for lunch and dinner.
The Boys from this site corrupted me and forced me to have girls there at night so they could have dinner with them and then fuck them upstairs in the dinning room or just take them home.
Best Lomo in town for the money and you could fuck the doorgirl!
Told the police that it was just a coincidence that all of my girlfriends were hookers and that I was not going to pay a bribe since I did not get a cut.
They shut me down at least 4 times.
Finally gave up.
It was called L'alliance and there is a huge thread on this site under that title but the thread is closed.
You are still welcome to read through it though.
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[QUOTE=Morgando69;426601]Hey! Don't look back. Think of the possibilities in a few months time when this country finally devalues![/QUOTE]Unfortunately you will still have to deal with the corruption that will eventually ruin your business,
I literally would not run a business in Argentina if you gave it to me for free.
I read the thread about L'Alliance. It's a good, juicy story about hard work and struggles among the working men and women.
That's a very interesting concepts of good food, good wines, good companies of the bros, and good sex, all in the same premises. Would have loved to partake when I was in BsAs.
I don't know the laws and practices re prostitution and pimping in Argentina, but there are a lot of bars obviously provide conduits for prostitutes to sell sex, like Orleans, Madaho, Black etc. But I heard that even the venerable and high-class Madaho was shut down by LE this week. So looks like anti-prostitution laws are now seriously enforced.
The areas around Cordoba, 9 Julio, Corriente are convenient, but may be too busy and too public, such that the corrupt leeches would quickly find out and squeeze everyone to pay off for their good times. I wonder if it can still be done at a more discreet, private place.
I feel for your hardships. Would definitely partake in your tours when I am in BS As again. Buen Suerte!
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 426596]It was a legitimate Resto-Bar open for lunch and dinner.
The Boys from this site corrupted me and forced me to have girls there at night so they could have dinner with them and then fuck them upstairs in the dinning room or just take them home.
Best Lomo in town for the money and you could fuck the doorgirl!
Told the police that it was just a coincidence that all of my girlfriends were hookers and that I was not going to pay a bribe since I did not get a cut.
They shut me down at least 4 times.
Finally gave up.
It was called L'alliance and there is a huge thread on this site under that title but the thread is closed.
You are still welcome to read through it though.
TL[/QUOTE]
Went by Orleans for a quick drink about 18:00. There was not a house pig but the house of pigs, good God what happened to this place? In June you could usually find one or two doable chicas here, but holy shit Batman it was wall to wall pigs. Even one of the sisters was there and she has plumped up pretty good. Most of the women there appeared to have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Not a good start to my stay
[QUOTE=Doppelganger;427539]Went by Orleans for a quick drink about 18:00. There was not a house pig but the house of pigs, good God what happened to this place? In June you could usually find one or two doable chicas here, but holy shit Batman it was wall to wall pigs. Even one of the sisters was there and she has plumped up pretty good. Most of the women there appeared to have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Not a good start to my stay[/QUOTE]What! No Christina look-alikes?
Hehehe. House of ugly pigs and expensive coffees. .
I don't know how the old, ugly hookers manage to sell their ugly and smelly bodies and nasty personalities. .
[QUOTE=Doppelganger;427539]Went by Orleans for a quick drink about 18:00. There was not a house pig but the house of pigs, good God what happened to this place? In June you could usually find one or two doable chicas here, but holy shit Batman it was wall to wall pigs. Even one of the sisters was there and she has plumped up pretty good. Most of the women there appeared to have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Not a good start to my stay[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LukeSkywalker; 427543]Hehehe. House of ugly pigs and expensive coffees. .
I don't know how the old, ugly hookers manage to sell their ugly and smelly bodies and nasty personalities. .[/QUOTE]I posted this before....... "The place sucks. Overpriced coffee and beer. Nobody eats here. I peeked in the window the other day and just kept on walking. Ugly chicas. Why is this even a thread here? I just fucked a 19 yo with a great attitude that is in a different world from these nasties so why even bother? Are you guys so desperate? But if you need the place enjoy it."
I think BA's market is way overpriced with low quality supply.
Perhaps mongers may do better in other locations?
[QUOTE=WhiteCat;427592]I posted this before. "The place sucks. Overpriced coffee and beer. Nobody eats here. I peeked in the window the other day and just kept on walking. Ugly chicas. Why is this even a thread here? I just fucked a 19 yo with a great attitude that is in a different world from these nasties so why even bother? Are you guys so desperate? But if you need the place enjoy it."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LukeSkywalker; 427619]I think BA's market is way overpriced with low quality supply.
Perhaps mongers may do better in other locations?[/QUOTE]I agree 100%. There are much better places to monger that are much cheaper. Not to mention the extra time and expense just to get here from just about anywhere else in the world. There are great deals here if you live here and speak at least some spanish. Or if you have contacts or if you use this forum, it helps alot. But for the week or two a year monger it is a lot more difficult. The current goverment doesn't help things much either.
[QUOTE=LukeSkywalker; 427619]I think BA's market is way overpriced with low quality supply.
Perhaps mongers may do better in other locations?[/QUOTE]Only if paying "stupid gringo" prices. I moved here from Rio in June because the p4p is less expensive here in BA. Many chicas available in the 300-400 peso range. Even for someone like me who mangles the spanish language LOL.