2004 Reports - Edited

Please gang DO NOT compare me to Nibu. I try to come out of the basura once in a while HA HA.

For those who don't know a 'chupa' is a BJ.

I'll continue to keep up the hunt for 'bargains' out there in the wilds of BA. Take care -- bayboy

Take you camera sometime. I'd like to see what a 10 peso girl looks like. :)

First timer does the traditional tour:

During the week I was in Buenos Aires I was taking huge hits in the stock market. The value of my portfolio had gone down enough to cover my vacations for the year and half of next's years. I did the only sane thing a man can do. I decided to go to the most expensive place that I knew - Black.

I like Black. I was only there for a half hour or so but I think it is nice pond to fish in if you do not mind spending some money.

One thing is that the girls do not approach you until you invite them over. If you invite them over then they expect you to buy them a drink in fairly short order. I met Paula and she told me that she would not discuss price until I bought her a drink. It was the practice at this club. I imagine you can work around this rule but I was interested in the this lady Paula.

Paula is a brunette, very petite with a very large natural breasts. Her only flaw is crooked teeth but I have that one too. She speaks very good English. She says she has been studying since February. The girl has some ambition. Maybe a Jennifer Love Hewitt type look. Not as beautiful as Jennifer but definitely pretty.

She asked for $200 US out the gate and I laughed. We finally settled on $350 AR.

Actually her petiteness proved to be a problem as I was a little big for her. Some girls have said to me that I am a little thicker than normal. These are girls that have seen a few. Believe what you want to believe. I did not spend much time screwing because she was not comfortable. She did give head and was the only one in Argentina that allowed CIM. Even the the BJ was difficult because because I felt a lot of teeth.

What was classic about the time I had with her is that she brought back many of my own foibles. I typically fall for petite women and yet I an just not the type that these women go for. Petite women as a rule are very neat and precise. I am more a person that lives in chaos. Never the twain shall meet. In fact she gave me the classic line that I have heard maybe five or six times in my life. "I am just a girl." The ones that use this line are the ones that are burning with passion and about to burst out to become supernovas. The first time I heard it was from the first person from my university ever to be accepted to Harvard Medical school. I still think about her sometimes.

It reminds me of the Seinfield where George feels his line "It's not you, it's me" is co-opted by his girlfriend.

Paula riffled through my things. She saw all the phone numbers I had collected during the week. She commented that I had already seen a girl named Paula that week. She gave me the "I am just a girl" and left without leaving a phone number.

So it just goes to prove that you can go to Buenos Aires and monger but you cannot hide. You cannot really escape who you are.

I will go to Black again.

A couple of years back I got a decent low dollar Chulpa at a bordello. I think it was 12 pesos, maybe 15. I forget now. No special bargaining it was fixed price. You're not getting a TLN, more like a Amsterdam window experience. Search the archives for my post. One of the poster's lead me on to it. As for the girl. She could have easily worked at Madaho's. I kept thinking why is she working here? It's all about volume. A lot of the Madaho's girls don't get choosen all night. This girl was constantly working. I had to wait for her. After me, she was in the "lobby" for about 5 seconds before she was heading back with another client.

I just got back from Buenos Aires and stayed in an apartment in Las Canitas/Palermo. Great place but could not fine much mongering. Does anyone know how I should go about finding private apartments or clubs/strip clubs where mongering is available. Any suggestions would be much appreciated. I am going back down in November and want to be prepared.

Luv Ass:

You lucky dog :)! Still having fun....
You should thank [b]Flexible Horn[/b] for leading you to Sol. I met him at Roxana's Birthday party in March and he spoke very highly of Sol's "screaming" virtues; that is why I introduced you to her in Hook.

JustGotBack:

In regards to AR$10-15 BJ's, you mentioned:[quote]It's all about volume.[/quote]
I agree wholeheartedly! For example, In April I reported a nice FS experience in Mexico, DF, which in general is an overrated and expensive place for P4P. However, I was able to get very good service for a fixed price of 250 Mexican Pesos (that was about $22US then).They achieved this only by doing many customer during the day. A less extreme example of this is the FKK model, where the girls have the potential of doing more than 10 quick sessions a day.

Sometimes the extra experience becomes an asset for the girl, in that she becomes an expert in how to connect with and please men. Sadly, however, too often the high volume experience causes emotional burn-out, and the girl simply becomes disconnected with her clients.

MRLA:

I'm envious :)!

Hi All,

Making my first trip to Buenos Aires next Wednesday (only 7 more days! Anyone going to be there between 9/9-9/19? If so, let's get together for some drinks, etc.

Stowe

Guys,

Did you already look at this new morocha Clarisa on Platynum and EscortsBaires? She sure looks very hot!

The legality of prostitution in Argentina.

I would like to know more about what is illegal and what is legal.
Can anyone provide me with info?

A taxidriver in Baires told me that prostitution were legal, but others say it's not and that girls that are "independent" often have to pay to someone.

How can this go on then with several 100 of ads in Clarin and the many clubs? Is the Argentine police corrupt? Or is it maybe just hard to prove that the ongoing activities is prostitution -from an authority and legal perspective?

In an documentary about "saunas" in London, the journalist came to the conclusion that saunas obviously where illegal, but since "half of the members of the parliament visit them there will be no action against them". Maybe it's the same in Argentina.

Hurricane Charley ran right through me. Now Hurricane Frances is aimed up my ass.

I think the monger gods have spoken and ordered me to evacuate. I picked up a ticket today to fly into Bs. As. tomorrow.


Is Jackson having any meetings or dinners between now and Sep. 12? I would love to meet up and monger with the guys who are in town, as I already feel like I know many of you from these boards.

Please PM me if you are interested in getting together for a night out!

DB

Dodger Bulldog, does your emergency evacuation MongerKit® contain a Pocket Rocket in good working order? If so, just make sure you don't pull THAT out instead of the flash light if the lights go out ;).

Is it my imagination or are the chicas photos shown here more on the mature side ?

Is Jackson up in Florida?
Who is gonna run the board if he gets blown away???

Oh relax, Chuponalgas. He is totally used to getting [b]blown[/b] on a daily basis :).

I am back from Germany so last night we started at Rio Cabaña. Place was totally dead, beer was awful, and I remain unimpressed. Then we went to Exedra. Peruvian Araceli was there and happy to see me but her friend's teeth were repulsive so I made an appointment for today with her and we went to Catto's. I left with Susana but I did not let her pull any of her bareback stunts this time so it was rather boring and I was jet lagged as hell. Anyway it is good to be back.

Welcome Home DickHead

Sterling,

Sorry. I didn't see your post from a few days ago. It was fun seeing you again. Funny the places we met up.... Rio, Tijuana and Buenos Aires. Ha, ha.

Yeah, I was surprised about the locals not freaking out with their Olympic wins but I think they are so used to losing in the Olympics they don't get too excited. Anyway, I was mystified.

Glad you had a good time. I look forward on having you as a neighbor in the near future. Take care amigo.

P.S. Dickhead..welcome home. Funny but this girl from Rio Cabana that always calls me called me today and told me that some dude I know was there last night. Then I told her I don't think so. First I thought it was you after reading your post. Anyway, then she said the American with glasses that lives in a castillo(castle) in Vicente Lopez. Ha, ha. I guess Captain Dave was with you?

No, El Capitán was not with me in Rio Cabaña last night, which was his birthday so if he WAS there maybe later I hope he had fun. Now my companion at the time did point out a gal to me and said she was your girl there. I would have done her in your honor but she was just arriving, I think, and took of course an inordinately long time in the bathroom. By then we were bored and left.

Honestly I would personally rate Rio Cabaña as the most boring place I have been in Buenos Aires and among the top ten most boring places in the entire world. But as we know YMMV and also timing is everything in BA and I am not noted for mine. Also in my report from yesterday I forgot we also went to Salomé for a while and there are some girls that turn me on but they are just that: [b]girls[/b]. While I am sure all are of legal age the majority of the women there are just too young for me. However I will say I like the place overall.

Rio Cabaña is NOT the place to go to mingle, have a beer, excitement. It's a place to go to just pick up and go for the cheap prices. Actually I don't have any "girls" in town. Ha, ha. It's just a few that I met are always calling and wanting to hook up so who am I to say no?? Actually a few of the girls at Rio Cabaña told me they prefer Asian guys. That's why several times if you go in there there are groups of Asian guys in there. I was wondering the reason. The place it seems has been around for years. I know another girl that used to work there many years ago. She works at Madaho's now and tells me the reason she worked there for many years is because she didn't want to leave with Americans before. I'm not sure why.

Anyway, that's probably why sometimes the girls may seem like they are bored. The girls there don't have to leave with a client if they don't want to. In fact, when I was in there with Andres, the girl I ended up leaving with, left a dude she was sitting with. Be careful though as more than one girl has told me some of the dudes that go in there are with the Asian mafia.

You learn something new everyday.

P.S. Dickhead, funny what you said about the number of young girls at Salome. I was there a few weeks ago with my buddy, Sandman, and most of the girls were older. I guess it's hit or miss.

Welcome Home DH,

We were only a few hundred miles apart last weekend, but I was having so much fun I couldn't break away. What, No mongering for me in Germany? I am sorry, I had to go straight ... and I loved it!

You know, I just might commit and "Quit" mongering forever for this one!

However, I need one more trip to BA this year to get my Platinum standing on AA so being the sacrificial lamb that I am .....

Please take care of my "friends" for me until I make my return because I can hear them clamoring,
MM

Hi all.
I have been mongering in the Philippines but thought I might try BA. How important is it to be able to speak Spanish? I speak none.

J Boy,


Slap a $100 bill ( for some a $20 bill ) on you’re forehead and they will think of you as the second coming! Money talks in this town. I speak NO Spanish and I manage to get whatever I could possible want with my dollars. You might start by learning to say " cien dólares " over and over again. Try to get the Spanish accent down as you say it. I would think its the same in the Philippines ( been there a few times) . How many gringos speak that language? Zero to none ?????
That might sound crude but how many mongers who travel the Orient speak Thai or Chinese and manage to get around with little or no problems? The same goes for Buenos Aires. As a matter of fact, a total idiot can have the time of his life down there without opening up his mouth and just pointing. I speak from experience.

Starfe

Anybody who pays cien dólares in Buenos Aires leaves a lot to be desired.

J Boy,

I'd highly recommend you contact Roxana on your first foray into Beautiful Buenos Aires. This is from the Links section:

Guides and Translators

Your Personal Assistant in Argentina:
Roxana is a life long BA resident who speaks excellent English. She provides translation services for visiting Americans, including making appointments on your behalf with chicas.
Here's her contact information:

Roxana's Contact Info:
Email: [email]roxanainba@gmail.com[/email]
Cell Phone: 15-5103-3905

If you need someone to call a chica and make an appointment for you, I encourage you to contact Roxana. She has a great system for making your appointments: $10.00 USD for each appointment, regardless of the number of calls it may take back and forth, to be paid the next time you see her. All you have to do is give her a call with the chica's name and phone number and she'll take it from there.

In addition, Roxana is a beautiful lady, a good person, and fabulous company. -Hap

This is for guys currently in BA.

The last 07-23-04 @ 04:02 I posted the picture of a
non-pro who I talked into going to my hotel.

I know now she had become a nice semi-pro.

If any of you want to call her let me know (pm)

You can ask her to come to your place with the
condition that if she is not of your liking, she's out. When I
saw her she was very hot and GFE. Don't go over 130 pesos,
to keep her feet on the ground. She should stay with you for
2 hours plus

Why do I do this? Write a juicy report, please.

DWC

Peruana Araceli gets the "hat trick" award for making me come three times last night, and I do mean [b]making[/b] me. IIRC she is the first Buenos Aires chica to do that without a night's sleep in between. She got me three times on her last visit too but the 3rd time was in the morning so did not qualify under normal hat trick rules.

120 / 3 = 40 pesos a fuck which compares favorably with most departmentos and plus I only promise her 100. She has to work for anything above that. She is a very good kisser but does not allow CIM. She did request to be ass fucked last night. Request denied.

But stay the hell away from her because half of my friends are banging her already.

Dickhead, thanks for the info. It is all a haze for me now, but I think they charged me AR$25 for the salida chica drink at Cattos. I didn't pull from Ness or Hook, but your info about the rip-off at Hook was in my mind when we visited. We made a point of holding the change money to the light, a point that was certainly not lost on them.

So, it appears that I was overcharged AR$5 for the chica salida at Cattos. It won't happen again. I'll just have to return and right this wrong :).

Visited the Quadrangle. Started out in XXXX and moved over to Cattos. A couple of ladies approached and I finally settled on Roccio. 24, Petite, with large chest, one child. She insisted Americans always pay $100 US Dollars. I countered with “I am not an American”. She countered with “you sure dress like one”. Eventually, we settled on $50 USD. The session was not bad, but not spectacular either. My encounters were starting to run together and Roccio did nothing to set herself apart. Her boobs were big and fun to play with.

Decided to try Bernardita who can be seen at this link. Called her cell 155-154-9342.

http: //www. gemidos. com. ar/index2. htm

She is in Barrio Norte and clearly a bait and switch. Compare the photos and see for your self. The apartment Bernadita is on M. T. de Alvear. Upon entering the apartment it was obvious something fishy was going on. For starters is was dark. I mean dark like it was night and I was in a cave. This is at 15: 30. She was slender. Asked for AR$100 pesos, I countered with AR$50. Eventually, agreed on 80 with pictures. CBJ (my request), DATY (NO WAY), Multiple positions and I checked the rubber several times. This chick has had more pricks in her than a porcupine has on it. Chalk this one up to experience.

Well, I am an American and I look like one and I dress like one. [b]Never[/b] have I been asked for $100 US in Catto's. In fact, the only place I have ever been quoted such a silly price was one time in Periplo (by an older chica I would not have fucked for 50 pesos). Note, of course, that I don't go to Black or Madaho's. And if I am going to pay 150 pesos in Catto's she is going to get at least two squirts (or die trying) and stay at least two hours. I do give 150 to a few proven performers there but I make sure they earn it. And I never pay 150 the first time I go with them, only 120 or 130. That way when they finally work their way up to 150 they have a sense of accomplishment.

$50 US is of course almost the same as 150 pesos right now but I still think it's better to avoid mentioning US dollars at all, ever, in Buenos Aires. Also I think any of those gals sitting on their asses all day in Exedra or Orleans will take 100 pesos [b]or less[/b] although I have little interest in trying to personally prove that assertion.

Dickhead,

You are 1 busy fellow. Alley catting can be a dangerous hobby sometimes. You post like a guy that lives on the edge. You might want to look both ways and not just at you're wallet.

We live in uncertain times and you seem so certain.

Starfe

I am sure the information I post is correct as of the time the event in question occurred. That is all I am sure of. YMMV as always.

On another subject, I just got about my 1000th PM saying something like "aren't you lucky to be retired and be able to blah blah blah ..." [b]I am not retired! [/b]I am working full-time down here.

Hi dear Fellows,

Well, I do not know about you, but from Europe and for me the "Forum Search" function, although now better than on the previous days, does not work properly as yet.

For instance, even when I input "platynum" under "Argentina forum", I get no response at all?

Hence my question to you Fellow Mongers:

Would the ones with relevant experience be so kind and tell me, or perhaps PM me, about Maria Cristina who advertises on both Platynum.com and escorts-argentina.com (member recommended website)?

She does not mention any telephone number. Only an email address on yahoo: mariacristhina@yahoo.com.ar

On Platynum, seek" M. Cristina", and you will land at her webpage.

On the forum search, i tried the various spellings, Christina, with and without "h", either after the "c" or after the "t", and no response. But my memory says that somewhere in the many pages of the Argentina Buenos Aires forum, there are at least a couple of related reports.

Hence again my question: any experience with her apparently delightful culture and curves?

With many anticipated thanks and happy mongering,

Butter Fly

Sexplorer- The first time I came to BA, Roxanna was giving me the tour, and as we were walking near the cemetary I had a guy come up and give the whole AIDS spiel. I think it's pretty standard, and they'll try to get money out of you anywhere. I believe they choose that area since foreigners with money seem to congregate there.

Hi All,

On my way tomorrow (arrive Thursday 8am). Hope to meet all of you who are there now. I know MRLA is there and we plan to get together. Anyone else wanting to get together can either post here and I will follow up.

Stowe

I'd like to ask a small favor. Tell me, I once enjoyed visiting Buenos Aires in October, but what's the overall best time of year to visit? In terms of weather and events?

Also, from a monger's perspective, what's the best side trip to take besides Iguazu Falls?

Any insight you could provide would be much appreciated.

I was in BA recently and saw five girls via appointments set by Roxana. All five were terrific and are highly recommended. Libia, Irina, and Anna the Russian are all in their early 20's while Daniela and Patricia are in their early 30's. Libia can be seen on argentinaprivate.com, Irina in her own section on wsgforum, Anna on Platynum, Daniela in a picture I'll post in the next few days, and Patricia in argentinaprivate.com. All are smart, pretty, and enthusiastic. The only problem I had was too many girls and not enough time. BTW, all the girls are much better looking than in the pictures I've seen.

Libia, Anna, and Daniella speak excellent English while Irina and Patricia get along OK. My Spanish is pretty bad but communcation was never a problem.

Performance and price details are very much a YMMV thing so there's not much point in discussing them here. If you have a specific question, please send me a PM.

I visited the Mansion for Capt Dave's birthday party and have to say that the man knows how to put on a party. Lots of pretty girls and good food in a great house.

Mayra made all my hotel and airport transportation arrangements along with a rented cell phone and an excellent Spanish teacher. She and Roxana are the two brightest gems in the jewel that's Buenos Aires. I even let Mayra put me up in a Howard Johnson's. It turned out to be a nice hotel at a good price. The only real drawbacks are that it's on the Florida Street mall so you have to walk a hundred feet or so to get a cab and that Centro isn't the friendliest feeling place late at night compared to Recoleta. It is within a few blocks of The Triangle", Orleans, and Excedra though. I spent that last couple of nights at the Pestana (HJ was full) which was only about 5 blocks away from the HoJo. Overall I like the Pestana more as the hotel, rooms, location, and breakfast are all better. But of course, all those things come with a significantly higher price tag. I'd stay at either one again without a second thought.

Easy Go

I haven't been able to figure out how to search through the formum archives yet so maybe someone can help me with a couple of questions.

1 - I see I can search for posts by specific authors, but not by keyword, at least as far as I can tell. Is that right or am I mistaken?

2 - I am heading to Mexico soon, and was thinking of calling up one of the internet girls who is visiting from Argentina. Can anyone tell me about a girl called Abigail, apparently also formerly known as Brenda, or Mikaela?

She can be found here http://www.platynum.com.mx/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Abigail/Abigail1.htm
and also here http://www.escortsbaires.com.ar/EscortsArgentina/Girl20/Girl20.htm

If no one can recall, no problema, perhaps I will be able to report back to you all about a hot travelling Argentine babe!!

I have posted this in the Mexico section as well, just to cover all my bases.

________________________
DH wrote:

I think any of those gals sitting on their asses all day in Exedra or Orleans will take 100 pesos or less
________________________

I can verifiy what DH says here. I do have experience in both places and 100 pesos is my norm. Have taken chicas for as little as 80 pesos and as much as 120 but 100 is certainly the average.

BTW - with a little luck OTH may on the way very soon!

Easy Go
ABout how much did Roxana's girls charge? Short time or all night? This sounds like a plan!

Having some free time on my hands, and some airline miles to burn, I decided to come halfway around the world to Buenos Aires. I arrived on Tuesday and settled in to my short term apartment, a decent studio in Recoleta. I knew it was close to the action (right by the cemetery), but didn´t know I was literally a stone´s throw from Madaho´s. If I were to spit from my window, it would land on Solid Gold.

Knew I wouldn´t be able to sleep well without some relief, so made a stop at 1965 Corrientes. It turns out that you know ring the bell for apartment 13A, not 13B. The doorman saw me buzzing without success, and clued me in.

Only two girls available. The previously-reviewed blonde paraguaya, Lorena, and a brunette named Cynthia. I chose Lorena because she looked good and had positive reviews. She was very enthusiastic in an energizer bunny way. DFK from the start, and then quickly on to the main course. She was too enthusiastic, in fact, and only seemed to have one speed and one goal -- to get me off as soon as possible. I thought it was a scam to get out of the hour quickly, but I was wrong. Once I finished after some nice bbbj and fs, we cleaned up quickly, and then she moved right in to round two. She worked hard with a bbbj to try to revive me, but I wasn´t taking enhancers and needed more time to recharge. She even started snaking a finger into my backdoor while doing the bbbj. Strange, this time it was the guy who wanted to cuddle for a while. She didn´t seem to get into it when I played with her, and seemed focused on my little johnny all the time.

Finally, she started to rub so hard and so fast that I was afraid I´d go wounded in action after my very first day. Due to jet lag, the half a bottle of wine at lunch, and the lack of ambience, I knew I wasn´t going to finish twice that roughly, so I called it a day. I´d give Lorena a 10 for work ethic and goal orientation, but might not repeat.

Total damage was 50 pesos for the hour, 10 tip for Lorena. The private suites now cost an additional 20 pesos. The room I had lacked a private bath, so had to run out buck nekkid into the hallway to wash up.