New Port

Went to Newport last Saturday/Sunday night after a very long gap. It was simply horrible. Full of women (50~ 65 year) olds. Had the misfortune to have sex with few of them few years ago, when I was a newbie in BA. Most of the women were still there. Hardly saw any new faces except for the girls from Dominican Rep. Absolutely nothing exiting. The women as usual desperate trying to make eye contact. And if by mistake and misfortune, I talked to them, they quoted very high prices and no BBBJ.

Saw about 15 women and 45 clients at 0300 on Sunday morning. Most of the clients, first time in BA, looked so eager and happy to meet these 60 year olds..

It was all, so distressing that I left my "expensive" (32 pesos) beer half way in the bar after a few sips.

Go there only if you are really desperate and too horny to control yourself! Sic!

I doubt I will ever go back there again.

The place sucks.

I wandered into Newport last night with a serious case of jet lag because I came from the west coast. Due to the varied posts in this thread I thought I'd just have a quick drink, look around, and get some sleep. The music wasn't bad and the vibe was pleasant so I stayed for two drinks and let the ladies chat me up. There was a real assortment of ages and types, and a fairly equal number of men and women. That doesn't stop the ladies from making rounds and getting to know the clients, and there were a few really attractive gals in the mix. Drinks were $35 pesos, and the ladies were quoting $500 and up, though the Argentines and those fluent in Spanish can probably do better. I have not been in BsAs for a couple of years, but I'd say Newport hasn't changed much except for prices. Cheers gents.

Sorry White Cat. You must of been there tooooo early or maybe a Sunday Night.

Last Night Stranger and I got there about 12:30. There must must been 20 chicas and three guys.

There was a choice for everyone's taste.

We had two 24 years hanging on us most of the night.

The band starts around 2am.

The two 24 year old chicas came back to J's mansion (party pad) with us.

Not with me, but with Stranger.

I got a number from Laura, a chica from Cordoba. She was a little relaxed and not jumping up and down as much as the other two.

All though I did like one of the 24 year olds ass all over my lap and hands,

But, as I said before I don't pay big bucks for pussy. 500p no way.

And of course I had a BBBJ, HJ earlier and too much to drink.

Big shout out to Stranger and his Bombay Tonic.

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69; 417008]Sorry White Cat. You must of been there tooooo early or maybe a Sunday Night.

Last Night Stranger and I got there about 12:30. There must must been 20 chicas and three guys.

There was a choice for everyone's taste.

We had two 24 years hanging on us most of the night.

The band starts around 2am.

The two 24 year old chicas came back to J's mansion (party pad) with us.

Not with me, but with Stranger.

I got a number from Laura, a chica from Cordoba. She was a little relaxed and not jumping up and down as much as the other two.

All though I did like one of the 24 year olds ass all over my lap and hands,

But, as I said before I don't pay big bucks for pussy. 500p no way.

And of course I had a BBBJ, HJ earlier and too much to drink. [/QUOTE]

After a amazing lay with a goddess form Madahos I went to my favourite water hole, NP.

I arrived at 02:30 witch is normally a bit late for NP, in my experience some of the hottest girls are taken by then, if the monger knows the score.

I had a few drinks, music was good and talked to a few of the girls, one witch actually is stalking me, seriously, but that is another story!

Quite late a girl I had in a threesome before came in, very tall, beautiful face, decent body and solid performer, she is not often at NP, but I seen her at Croco.

I had a very good threesome with her before and now she was with a GF I have not seen before. She was cute and quite young, but no stunner.

I got them over to me, bought them lots of drinks. Getting girl drunk before a threesome is normally my modus operandi, they are more dirty then.

Got them back to the house and run into TL and Worldtravel69 in the kitchen.

Continued the party in my flat and it was one amazing night.

The young one was not that kinky and she would not go down on her GF and so on but it was good fun. They left at 08, the one I knew from before wanted to sleep over, as did I, but GF wanted to go home to mummy.

Gave them 400 pesos each, got their telephone number and might get the tall one over tonight.

One last night in BA and my big problem is that I cannot decide witch girl I will fuck. This town rocks!

Hadn't been there for awhile so after a great dinner I stopped and had 2. $35AR beers and tried to cut a deal with a very cute girl who said she used to work at Blacks. Tall, slim, really nice. Student, cosmology, Brazilian, blah, blah. Nah. Not for $600. 00AR. After what I had the day before I passed. Place used to be good. I got a kick out of one girl who I have seen over the years who is still there. She looks deformed with her ass sticking out kinda like a Joseph Merrick profile with botox lips. Morena. Stomach always showing. Walks like Yosemite Sam. None the less had a good time. Met a fellow monger and shared some good stories.

[QUOTE=WhiteCat;417607]Hadn't been there for awhile so after a great dinner I stopped and had 2. $35AR beers and tried to cut a deal with a very cute girl who said she used to work at Blacks. Tall, slim, really nice. Student, cosmology, [/quote]That is incredible. You found the only chica in Bs As that is committed to the study of the universe in its totality as it is now (or at least as it can be observed now) , and by extension, humanity's place in it.

I prefer chicas a little less well endowed in the cerebral arts and into stuff like cosmetology (LOL-busting balls)

[quote=]Brazilian, blah, blah. Nah. Not for $600. 00AR. After what I had the day before I passed. Place used to be good. I got a kick out of one girl who I have seen over the years who is still there. She looks deformed with her ass sticking out kinda like a Joseph Merrick profile with botox lips. Morena. Stomach always showing. Walks like Yosemite Sam. [/QUOTE]Bleach blonde? I think I know the chica of whom you speak.

[QUOTE=Stranger; 417067]After a amazing lay with a goddess form Madahos I went to my favourite water hole, NP.

I arrived at 02:30 witch is normally a bit late for NP, in my experience some of the hottest girls are taken by then, if the monger knows the score.

I had a few drinks, music was good and talked to a few of the girls, one witch actually is stalking me, seriously, but that is another story!

Quite late a girl I had in a threesome before came in, very tall, beautiful face, decent body and solid performer, she is not often at NP, but I seen her at Croco.

I had a very good threesome with her before and now she was with a GF I have not seen before. She was cute and quite young, but no stunner.

I got them over to me, bought them lots of drinks. Getting girl drunk before a threesome is normally my modus operandi, they are more dirty then.

Got them back to the house and run into TL and Worldtravel69 in the kitchen.

Continued the party in my flat and it was one amazing night.

The young one was not that kinky and she would not go down on her GF and so on but it was good fun. They left at 08, the one I knew from before wanted to sleep over, as did I, but GF wanted to go home to mummy.

Gave them 400 pesos each, got their telephone number and might get the tall one over tonight.

One last night in BA and my big problem is that I cannot decide witch girl I will fuck. This town rocks! [/QUOTE]Any of these chicas have names? Distinguishing characteristics? Six toes?

[QUOTE=Stranger;417067]Got them back to the house and run into TL and Worldtravel69 in the kitchen.[/QUOTE]The chica from NP that I brought back to the house was duly impressed. Eric, Jax and a couple of the other guys had been there earlier watching a game. I thought about nailing her on the couch in front of the big screen but I thought better of it (interpret as she wanted to do it in camera). However, she was eternally grateful for the Coke (soda pop).

[QUOTE=Wild Walleye;417615]The chica from NP that I brought back to the house was duly impressed. Eric, Jax and a couple of the other guys had been there earlier watching a game. I thought about nailing her on the couch in front of the big screen but I thought better of it (interpret as she wanted to do it in camera). However, she was eternally grateful for the Coke (soda pop).[/QUOTE]WW, what exactly were the last 3 posts supposed to contribute? I haven't been here long, but it seems you have nothing better to do than clog up every thread with your useless comments. Especially that last one! To the casual observer, you appear to be either an egomaniac, a shit-stirrer or just plain fucking insane. But I just cannot see, aside from amusing yourself, what these posts have anythinng to do with the actual topic, other than to mess iwith the very people who are out in the city and actually posting about chicas.

And what's your obsession with TL? It's like you're stalking him or something. Really, it's kind of creepy the way you follow him around. I think you need another hobby, or you need to return to BsAs, stat.

[QUOTE=Chezz;417622]WW, what exactly were the last 3 posts supposed to contribute?[/quote]I don't think you'd understand.

[quote=]I haven't been here long,[/quote]Your join date is 5+ years ago. Thanks for the 17 invaluable contributions to the forum, it's like having your own guide to Bs As with you around. Perhaps it's a secondary nom de plum.

[quote=]but it seems you have nothing better to do than clog up every thread with your useless comments. Especially that last one! To the casual observer, you appear to be either an egomaniac, a shit-stirrer or just plain fucking insane.[/quote]Guilty as charged. Casual observers usually like me, at first. It is once people get to know me that they find me hard to be around.

[quote=]But I just cannot see, aside from amusing yourself, what these posts have anythinng to do with the actual topic, other than to mess iwith the very people who are out in the city and actually posting about chicas.[/quote]Clearly, you are referring to people other than yourself when discussing 'actually posting about chicas. ' Given your vast experience on the board and general lack of awareness, I am not surprised to hear that you are confused. A condition in which, I suspect, you find yourself often.

Of course, I am messing with people. With the exception of you and Esten, it is usually in good humor.

While Whitecat and I haven't met up in person, he and I have crossed 'chica paths' in the past and both have posted frequently on NP. I appreciate Whitecat's posts and we both have found some gems in NP, which, if you read the thread has a reputation for running hot and cold (some will say always cold). In the first part of the post, I was busting Whitecat's balls about 'cosmology' where I suspect that he meant cosmetology. If in fact she is actually studying cosmology, Whitecat found a needle in a haystack the size of Aconcagua. I went so far as to state that I was busting balls just to make sure Whitecat didn't take it the wrong way. In the latter part of the post, I was trying to refresh my memory as to which troll (Morena) he was referring.

My response to Stranger was again in good humor and intended to draw more information from him regarding said chicas for my notes, to be used upon my return to NP. It's called research. After I return to NP and have an experience to report, I will post it, unlike you.

My third post was not aimed at a newbie like you, it was intended to humor a few of my AP friends, who know exactly that of which I speak. It was a tangent to Stranger's mention of his lodging and the fine company that often enjoys basking in the glow of Jax's giant f-ing tv. It seems that Stranger and I have both brought chicas from NP back to that specific location. It was intended to make them laugh and cringe, at the same time.

[quote=]And what's your obsession with TL? It's like you're stalking him or something. Really, it's kind of creepy the way you follow him around.[/quote]You have discovered my man-crush on TL! Please don't tell him, it would be awkward.

While I have met many AP'ers in Bs As, I have yet to meet the legendary TL. That however has not prevented us from exchanging various bits of information and good tidings. I have every intention of getting together with TL upon my return, that is if he isn't wierded out by my man-crush.

[quote=]I think you need another hobby,[/quote]I like this one, thanks.

[quote=]or you need to return to BsAs, stat.[/QUOTE]Now there is something we can agree upon.

[QUOTE=Wild Walleye; 417623]I don't think you'd understand.

Your join date is 5+ years ago. Thanks for the 17 invaluable contributions to the forum, it's like having your own guide to Bs As with you around. Perhaps it's a secondary nom de plum.

Guilty as charged. Casual observers usually like me, at first. It is once people get to know me that they find me hard to be around.

Clearly, you are referring to people other than yourself when discussing 'actually posting about chicas. ' Given your vast experience on the board and general lack of awareness, I am not surprised to hear that you are confused. A condition in which, I suspect, you find yourself often.

Of course, I am messing with people. With the exception of you and Esten, it is usually in good humor.

While Whitecat and I haven't met up in person, he and I have crossed 'chica paths' in the past and both have posted frequently on NP. I appreciate Whitecat's posts and we both have found some gems in NP, which, if you read the thread has a reputation for running hot and cold (some will say always cold). In the first part of the post, I was busting Whitecat's balls about 'cosmology' where I suspect that he meant cosmetology. If in fact she is actually studying cosmology, Whitecat found a needle in a haystack the size of Aconcagua. I went so far as to state that I was busting balls just to make sure Whitecat didn't take it the wrong way. In the latter part of the post, I was trying to refresh my memory as to which troll (Morena) he was referring.

My response to Stranger was again in good humor and intended to draw more information from him regarding said chicas for my notes, to be used upon my return to NP. It's called research. After I return to NP and have an experience to report, I will post it, unlike you.

My third post was not aimed at a newbie like you, it was intended to humor a few of my AP friends, who know exactly that of which I speak. It was a tangent to Stranger's mention of his lodging and the fine company that often enjoys basking in the glow of Jax's giant f-ing tv. It seems that Stranger and I have both brought chicas from NP back to that specific location. It was intended to make them laugh and cringe, at the same time.

You have discovered my man-crush on TL! Please don't tell him, it would be awkward.

While I have met many AP'ers in Bs As, I have yet to meet the legendary TL. That however has not prevented us from exchanging various bits of information and good tidings. I have every intention of getting together with TL upon my return, that is if he isn't wierded out by my man-crush.

I like this one, thanks.

Now there is something we can agree upon. [/QUOTE]Yeah, I don't contribute much as try to limit my posts to when I actually have something useful to contribute. And since many of my trips are short, non-mongering trips, I find it doesn't make much sense to post. But I think of my posts, about half are reviews of some sort, and I hope they're useful.

I do know of the "house with the big screen". In fact, I was the first "tennant" to stay there and was there for the party last week. I met Jackson in '03 and am friends with many of the old timers on this board. In fact, it's quite possible that we've met on one occasion or another. That said, you really don't know fuck-all about me or my "general awareness" of the board. And keep up with your ever-so-helpful posts. I had to go back about 120 or so before I saw something related to mongering.

[QUOTE=Chezz;417625]Yeah, I don't contribute much as try to limit my posts to when I actually have something useful to contribute.[/quote]Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[quote=]I do know of the "house with the big screen". In fact, I was the first "tennant" to stay there and was there for the party last week.[/quote]Knowing that, I would have thought you would have understood the reference thus making your first retort unnecessary.

[quote=]I met Jackson in '03 and am friends with many of the old timers on this board. In fact, it's quite possible that we've met on one occasion or another.[/quote]I doubt it, you'd remember me.

[quote=]That said, you really don't know fuck-all about me or my "general awareness" of the board.[/quote]I never claimed to know anything about you. My observations were merely based upon what I read. You declared that you are new here when if fact you've been around these parts for a long time. Further, you either didn't get or chose not to get obvious references - posted in jest - to places and individuals with which you are intimately familiar. What would you call it, disinformation?

[quote=]And keep up with your ever-so-helpful posts. I had to go back about 120 or so before I saw something related to mongering.[/QUOTE]Actually, it's 16 (including this one) when I gave zdonkey a brief primer of the types of chicas and their respective types of establishments as well as the advice to stick to well-reviewed chicas for the most consistent results.

You clearly don't get the general, humorous tenor intended in my posts, much of which is self-deprecating.

WW,

You certainly do! How about poetry. Or perhaps literature. I find your posts quite interesting, to say the least. You have a flair for the written word, and the vocabulary to back it up. While I may not understand some of the humor (being of a nature born of past, private experiences with others) , I get the gist / drift of what you imply.

By the way, in the interest of novice buffons like myself, this other hobby needs to be a supplement and not a replacement for your current one.

You detailed posts / lists and observations are priceless. Might one suggest a paperback, or atleast a PDF. A compendium, to be updated annually, would combine both your talents, and who knows, bring in a few bucks too!

Best,

Ken