2005 Reports

I was going to stay home tonight but some asshole on the floor below me locked two yapping dogs in his or her apartment and left. They have now been barking for fifteen hours straight (seriously). Tomorrow I will buy rat poison to place on the salami slices that will slide conveniently under the door, but in the meantime I had to leave.

Went to Temple Bar and had two Guinness. Many nice looking women there, more so than usual. About 10:15 a party of 100 (no shit) began to arrive so out of there. I wanted to go to Jaz and had hoped to chill at Temple far longer but headed to Exedra to kill time, which is all that place is good for in my opinion. You want to talk about a dog pound. Jesus. Most of the women there looked like they'd been dumped out of a vacuum cleaner bag. I especially liked the Dominican in the dirty, torn jogging suit. Not. Nursed a coffee and headed to Jaz around 11:30. Wanted Eugenia, Sabrina, or Daniela in that approximate order.

Only Sabrina was there and was occupied. Was accosted by a black chick with a huge gut who turned out to be Brazilian and not Dominican as I assumed / suspected but fortunately just then Sabrina's suitor bailed out so I extricated myself from Beer Belly, bought Sabrina a drink, and we bailed.

I remember the first time I did Sabrina, in tandem with Rosa María, I thought she had decent sized tits but it turned out to be all foam. I also remember she sucked like a champ. Neither of those things has changed. Her tits are pretty nice, though, if small. I got her off a couple of times and then she asked me if I wanted to come in her mouth and I said yes, but that I seldom was able to do that. She said I just needed to relax and concentrate. Those seem contradictory to me. But she kept stopping and telling me how much she wanted it, and then looking me right in the eye while bobbing her fake blond head, so finally I grabbed her hair and while her head was bobbin' she kept on gobblin'. Bueno.

Then she said she would like some more cock and I told her she should have said so before I came in her mouth because I didn't know how much more I had to offer her. She said we should just get under the covers and snuggle for a while, then. I put another CD in and we made out and messed around and she started getting kind of violent. I thought I was with the Savage Beast for a minute there. Anyway she got what she wanted although I don't think she came again.

A very good session and I got her number for afternoon fun. She claims she is moving into town soon and will be quitting the boliche within a month to open up a tintoreria and lavanderia in Caballito with a cousin. Yeah, right. Like BA needs more of those. Like you can make good money at 4 pesos a load (I know of one in Caballito that is 3.50, actually, or was last time I was down there) I was going to give her 140 pesos since she stayed two hours and got two loads, but then I stepped on her gum that she threw on the floor so I gave her 130 instead. Fair is fair. Put her in a cab then had a Jameson's at Shamrock. Shamrock has raised its happy hour prices from 4 to 5 but Jameson's is still 7 and the bartenders still have no clue what a shot glass is so that worked out OK.

Guys:

I have some small clues that may be useful for detecting fake photos of Internet ladies.

1) Many pictures are taken in kitchens. Look at the stove. Is it an electric one? So it's fake, since in Argentina people use gas for cooking.

2) Some other pictures are taken in several apartment settings. Look at electric wall outlets. Are they the American-type, the ones you find at home? So it's fake, since wall outlets in Argentina have 2 layouts different of that of the US.

3) Look at the lightning / shading. Does the picture look professional, suitable for Playboy magazine, with a well-balanced play of shadows and shines? So the picture is likely to be fake, specially when the background is very well arranged and matches the girl's apparel (that is, a backgrond made just for that picture set and that could cost a lot of money, more than what a chica can pay)

"say cheese."

Andres

I forgot to mention in my recent travel report that a girl I pulled out of Ness one night (an argentina named Luna) had mentioned wanting to go to a swinger's club with me. Unfortunately, though very intrigued, I never had a chance to go before leaving the country.

Any of you out there tried one of these places out? I am not much of an exhibitionist, but at the very least it would make a great story!

Found it necessary to fuck the Savage Beast for the first time in eight or nine months and so now I am all beat up and bit up and bent out of shape. She has made the migration from Ness to Jaz and has dyed or undyed her hair much closer to brown but still has the same nice ass, small perky tits, and can-do attitude. I asked her why she shaves her pussy and she said, "Because I want to," which encapsulates her overall attitude quite nicely. I think being married to her would be hell and I shudder to think what she was like to have as a teen age daughter.

Had a very poor session with Eugenia from Jaz. Did her once from Catto's and it was pretty good and she looked nice so I thought I'd give her a spin. Started giving orders and rushing me and not being GFE at all. Finally said, look it''s been an hour and I have to go be with my sick mother so you need to come. It had been 25 minutes. Gave her 100 pesos and threw her out. Didn't even wait for the cab and told her I would never see her again.

Stupid fucking c un t.

Ummm while you were with the Beast, did you happen to see my left nipple in her purse, or perhaps made into an earring? The wounds have almost healed from my last marathon with her.

EZE:)

I can't really see anything because my upper lip is so swollen and black and blue that it is blocking my eyeballs.

Buenas noticias!

The Argentine courts yesterday (as reported in the BsAs Herald) said that as long as it is not forced, prostitution is not illegal and is just a business transaction between two people. I really love this place!

So,

Last night I have dinner after looking at Diego's new apartment with Capt Dave, Diego & Headgames it was Tucson restraunte and quite good.

Dave was headed for New Port to meet a friend and I of course was headed to the Triangle & Hook for guess what? Yea Little Marisol. Fuck You guys its not illeagal to fuck little 22 year olds but it does give me a moral hangover.

Just before we left the Manison the phone rings its "Carolina" the tramp from Catto's I can't seam to get rid of. "Oh mi Amor" she say's "why have I not seen or heard from You'. Cause you a fucking Republican Tramp Golddigger I'm thinking but answer with " You Trabaho at Catto's es Noche" tonight. She answers with "will you come in and take me out Por favor", "Posible", please she say's "Posible" I answer just to get off the phone.

So Headgames & I drop Capt Dave of in Recoleta and head for Hooks in the Triangle.

I walk in and there as many Chica's in there as Ive ever seen. I look & look & look and no Marisol. Finely someone comes up to me and says "No Marisol tonight she's home sick. FUCK I'm thing all the way down here and no Marisol.

OK, I duck into Catto's and the very first girl I see is Carolina. Oh Fuck, ok why not, at least she'll drive and I won't have to buy cab fare home. So I take Carolina back to the Manison Fuck her for an hour and can't even "Finish". Fucking Carolina has become a lot like Wacking Off at home in Sex Prison. OK heres your peso's Caroling and walk her to the door. "I'm sorry I can't stay longer Exon but you only bought me one drink and I have to get back to Catto's because of it". "Had you bought me two drinks I could have stayed all night". I'm thinking "Carolina I bought you one drink for a reason" I want you to leave after I'm done with you. But of course I don't tell her that.

Anyway so its the next day, today and I'm horny as hell for Little Marisol missing her last night because she's sick. OK, Capt. Dave you speak spanish so heres the number call her and get her over here right away Ive got "Wood" big time.

Dave get's her on the phone, lots of talk, talk back and forth in Spanish which I don't understand a word of. He puts me on the phone so Marisol can hear my voice and add creditability to the phone call and the phone go's back to Dave. OK bye, Marisol and hangs up. I'm thinking very good I'm going to be fucked by little Marisol in an hour. WRONG.

Dave looks at me and say's she can't come over she's on her Period. Mother Fucker I'm thinking, PERIODS Again.

So at the mommet I'm waithing for Giselle the House Massuse to come over and give me a hand job.

Exon

[QUOTE=Exon123]So,

Last night I have dinner after looking at Diego's new apartment with Capt Dave, Diego & Headgames it was Tucson restraunte and quite good.

Dave was headed for New Port to meet a friend and I of course was headed to the Triangle & Hook for guess what? Yea Little Marisol. Fuck You guys its not illeagal to fuck little 22 year olds but it does give me a moral hangover.

Just before we left the Manison the phone rings its "Carolina" the tramp from Catto's I can't seam to get rid of. "Oh mi Amor" she say's "why have I not seen or heard from You'. Cause you a fucking Republican Tramp Golddigger I'm thinking but answer with " You Trabaho at Catto's es Noche" tonight. She answers with "will you come in and take me out Por favor", "Posible", please she say's "Posible" I answer just to get off the phone.

So Headgames & I drop Capt Dave of in Recoleta and head for Hooks in the Triangle.

I walk in and there as many Chica's in there as Ive ever seen. I look & look & look and no Marisol. Finely someone comes up to me and says "No Marisol tonight she's home sick. FUCK I'm thing all the way down here and no Marisol.

OK, I duck into Catto's and the very first girl I see is Carolina. Oh Fuck, ok why not, at least she'll drive and I won't have to buy cab fare home. So I take Carolina back to the Manison Fuck her for an hour and can't even "Finish". Fucking Carolina has become a lot like Wacking Off at home in Sex Prison. OK heres your peso's Caroling and walk her to the door. "I'm sorry I can't stay longer Exon but you only bought me one drink and I have to get back to Catto's because of it". "Had you bought me two drinks I could have stayed all night". I'm thinking "Carolina I bought you one drink for a reason" I want you to leave after I'm done with you. But of course I don't tell her that.

Anyway so its the next day, today and I'm horny as hell for Little Marisol missing her last night because she's sick. OK, Capt. Dave you speak spanish so heres the number call her and get her over here right away Ive got "Wood" big time.

Dave get's her on the phone, lots of talk, talk back and forth in Spanish which I don't understand a word of. He puts me on the phone so Marisol can hear my voice and add creditability to the phone call and the phone go's back to Dave. OK bye, Marisol and hangs up. I'm thinking very good I'm going to be fucked by little Marisol in an hour. WRONG.

Dave looks at me and say's she can't come over she's on her Period. Mother Fucker I'm thinking, PERIODS Again.

So at the mommet I'm waithing for Giselle the House Massuse to come over and give me a hand job.

Exon[/QUOTE]Hi Exon!

I was wondering how long you are gonna be in Bs As. I would really like to meet you! For your info I will be staying at the Mansion with Capt Dave (arriving next week) so perhaps we could meet to grab a beer. What do you say?

Take care,

Fellow dog

Ok Guys,

Planning my next trip and want to pick up some cd's for the ladies to listen to while I fuck them. However, I do not know what the local chicas like.

Can anyone give me some ideas for romantic cd's I can pick up?

Any help is appreciated.

Suerte,

Stowe

Suggest Diego Torres. As far as American music goes, my chicas really like mournful female singers such as Margo Timmons (Cowboy Junkies) and Natalie Merchant (10,000 Maniacs and solo releases) The late Luther Vandross has worked well, as have Robert Cray and Chris Isaak. They also seem fond of overt lesbians Melissa Etheridge and Indigo Girls.

Softer music is better for eating pussy whereas for vaginal intercourse you want something with a stronger beat and more bass. For anal sex you are on your own but don't do it with Eugenia from Jaz cuz she squeals like a pig.

Carolina is due at the Manison at 8:00.

Then its Dinner with DickHead sometime later.

Yes I'm going to fuck Carolina again once more. Reason I'm to lazy to go out and fined something decent to fuck.

We discovered theres take out close by the Manison. By take out what I mean to say is theres an apartment with 6 girls just blocks from the Manison that operate's 24/7 as the girls live in and you can take out or order in. That means they made out call and you do in call or you can do out call and they'll do in call, get it. ----- $70 peso's.

But The Good News is little Marisol will be off her period tomorrow. And I'll be saving up a big load for her, She's due at the Manison at 5:00pm.

Exon

[QUOTE=Exon123]I walk in and there as many Chica's in there as Ive ever seen. I look & look & look and no Marisol. Finely someone comes up to me and says "No Marisol tonight she's home sick. [/QUOTE]Exon, that was me that told you that.

[QUOTE=HeadGames]Exon, that was me that told you that.[/QUOTE]Just to Clarify Exon.

When you said "The Manison" you really meant "The Mansion" (owned by Capt Dave) I keep getting confused.

Regards

[blue]Hi JrCastro,

Just to be clear, The Mansion is "owned" jointly by both Capt Dave and myself.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]