2005 Reports

JRC,

You have to appreciate the man and understand his writings. Exon has his own way of communicating. I Miss the ......

Please Fuck all my Amogovias, if you can figure out who they are.

A Soon to be Retiring Mouse

I surely appreciate the man Mickey!

In fact I wish I could meet him personally during my next trip to Bs As. It is just that as a newbie I'm not used to some of the words usually found on this forum.

Take care.

Latino Stuff:

I have to agree with DH, the chicas love Diego Torres. His "Live MTV Unplugged" cd is a chica favorite, and an all around great listen. A couple of others. Gian Marco "A Tiempo" is excellent though half the songs will put you to sleep (great for airplane trips! Carlos Vives "Rock De Mi Pueblo" is pretty good. Juanes "Un Dia Normal" is a great album but more rock than suave. Carlos Ponce is a no talent hack, but the chicas like him cuz he either is or was a soap opera hunk (latino version of Rick Springfield. Finally, Christian Castro is another little prick popular with the chicas, but haven't heard any of his stuff. His videos seem to always be on LMTV with plenty of close up shots of him crooning into the camera.

American Stuff:

Lifehouse and Goo Goo Dolls seem to be crowd favorites with the chicas I've met. Though I didn't have any of this guys music on my previous trips, I would have to think, Johnny Lang, would be a big hit with the chicas. "Wander This World" is a very cool and soulful album. Hard to believe this dude is only 22? years old!

Your Monger Music Critic,

Judd

[QUOTE=Mickey Mouse]A Soon to be Retiring Mouse[/QUOTE]Can we place wagers on this?

Or is it Buenos Aires?

Hello dudes,

I usually post my reports as soon as the chica is out the door, but this has been a strange week and I am really wasted (and this has to do with my experiences this week) so here follows the summary of my four nights:

Remember that "weird facts you don't know" mail?

[QUOTE]A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes (in my next life, I want to be a pig.)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quantity.)[/QUOTE]I've felt like a Lion all week. Too tired to even enjoy my o's that much during the last two meetings. But I managed to meet some great girls anyway!

My week started badly though. Add that to my general physical and mental state and I thought I was in for a very bad week.

On Monday night I had scheduled Fanny through Silvina.

[url]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2241[/url]

It seems Silvina had not met the girl yet and so when Fanny arrived I was surprised to find that she was not the same girl from Silvina's link. This Fanny was chubby and not anywhere near as pretty as the girl in the pics.

I had been with worse so I didn't think about making her leave. She did have a great attitude and was GFE, complete service, but there was no nice body as advertised.

I wrote to Silvina and she explained to me that she had gone to Fanny's apartment to collect her commission and was surprised too to see that the girl was not the one portrayed. She apologized and told me that she would pull the ad post.

I don't blame Silvina since I have had a good experience with her services in the past and because I usually stress in my mails to her and Roxana that the girl must absolutely and unequivocally be the girl from the pics, but I didn't do that this time and I take it as an unavoidable fact of our hobby that sometimes this happens. You can always send the girl away if you want.

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On Tuesday I scheduled my ATF from Bs. As.

[url]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=346144&postcount=277[/url]
[url]http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Narae/Narae1.htm[/url]

She had some kind of problem and arrived 1 hour late. I had begun thinking that my luck was deteriorating further and that she wouldn't show up at all.

Narae is such an angel, thank god. We had a wonderful time. And I am not talking about play only. She is a sweet little woman. Highly recommended for guys looking for something more filling than sex only.

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For the last two nights I asked Roxana to schedule someone for me. I slipped here too since I always stress my price range to her but I didn't do that this time and I ended paying more than my usual limit. I do think these two girls deserved it though. They are probably the only 2 girls that have ALWAYS been on my list of requests to Roxana on my various visits to Bs. As., but had never been able to meet.

This week I met them both! Roxana, as always, provided a flawless service. When she left me a voice mail saying who they were, I thought my luck was finally changing.

First up was Abigail.

[url]http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entretenimiento/Escorts/Abigail/Abigail1.htm[/url]
[url]http://www.escortsbaires.com.ar/EscortsArgentina/Girl20/Girl20.htm[/url]

She has a very easygoing attitude, fun to be with, a beautiful smile and a naughty sideways look that makes you want to kiss her all over!

She is a bit heavyset but not chubby nor plump. Her enhanced body is just perfect. Full GFE by the way. P$300 for 1.5 hrs.

You have to be careful with the shouting though. I feared I was going to be kicked from the hotel! It was nothing too loud or faked, but it was 2am!

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Today I was pleasantly surprised when I opened the door and saw Libia. A tall, slim, long-legged goddess.

[url]http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1956[/url]

She blew me away from the start. We actually spent the first hour just talking about everything! The sex part was above average only, mostly because I was wasted and also because, as Roxana states, she is not fully GFE (though there were some kisses) YMMV as they say. I got no DATY and only a CBJ, but it was like doing it with a brunette Barbie with brains and that was inspiration enough! Her small feet, long legs & neck, small cute breasts, beautiful face. I wish she were here still!

P$300 (Taxi included) for 1.5 hrs.

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I would definitely like to see these girls again (except for Fanny that is) and you wouldn't go wrong by taking them out to dinner or anywhere else since they are so much fun and interesting.

Anyway, I think I have bored you enough with all these words.

Have fun!

B.

I did the fine brown Prisila from Suipacha 921 last night and it was total GFE with DFK and BBJ which she never did for me before. I got an hour and 20 minutes before the dreaded knock at which time she was sucking me hard in hopes for a round two. Note that the madam Carolina has put on weight and is looking rough. 100 pesos and a beer was included. Prisila is a 7 who would be an 8.5 with a bit of dental work.

I enjoyed that so much I went to Jaz and grabbed Marisa, sister of my very first favorita, Agostina a / k / a "Tita," whose name is really Stella. Sister Marisa has a much better body but is really putting on the pounds fast. 22 going on 40. Kind of sad. Marisa has a wet, hairy pussy which is good as far as I am concerned. I fucked her one other time and it felt weird because she looked so much like Tita in the face and I had done Tita 30 or 40 times. This time it was weird because Marisa was so much like Tita in bed. I guess the apple does not fall too far from the tree. Eventually I busted a nut and it felt great and it cost 130 pesos plus a 30 peso drink for her (Fernet and she shared)

Exon, you were not in Catto's like you said you would be, and you should have taken me up on my offer of Prisila, and I strongly suspect you went to Hook and received further counselling from your young Paraguaya. Mouse, Sheyla was in Ness and I had yellow fever real bad and would have fucked her but she was occupied with some dandruff ridden dirt bag. Right now I am thinking about fucking her in the ass again. I don't like fucking women in the ass. However I make exceptions from time to time and tomorrow I will make crab mornay for Susy and if I can't come in her mouth I will try for her ass. Of the few girls in BA I have fucked in the ass I have never come in one so maybe that would be a good thing to do.

It is good to know that You, Exon and the rest are Fucking most of my women. Give them a thrust or mouthload from Me.

JRC: Exon has his own vocabulary.

A Jealous Mouse

Day 1.

Arrived mid day, checked in, showered and thought a tour of 921 6C was in order.

Only one lady, but Carolina was not to be discounted. Agreed to an hour for 100P, completo, and a good time was had. First shot on goal started with DATY, 69 and multiple positions. Second shot on goal started with CBJ, reverse cowgirl, doggie, back door doggie, and reverse cowgirl backdoor to completion. She was sweet, accommodating and really liked playing the violin while the backdoor was in use. Recommend and would repeat. Photos in photo gallery.

Later that night I met a client and with had dinner and ended up at Black. Was not impressed. Too expensive, too much attitude from the staff given the quality of the ladies. This place must exist on naïve tourists and the wealthy. Don't get me wrong, there were a few beautiful ladies but there many ladies that were average by any standard.

Day 2.

Business meetings all day. Listened to the "Picketeros" on 9 de Julio during a meeting at DHL and about went crazy. Too much noise, congestion, and BS for no reason.

After dinner, a tour of Ness was needed. Sat and had a beer while several ladies approached. Being alone is interesting since I was essentially the hunted. Eventually, made eye contact with Julieta. Bottle blonde, 24 and friendly. Paid for the mandatory drink, 30P and agreed to 150P for two shots on goal in 1.5 hours. She wanted 200P, but I held out and we went to my hotel. The folks at the Grand Dora Hotel on Maipu did not ask Julieta to register or anything. We just walked in.

Session was nice. BBBJ, DATY, 69, Multiple positions for first shot. Second shot on goal started with a HJ, doggie, mish, and back to doggie for the finale. The second shot took a while and Julieta seemed to enjoy the duration of loving. She gave me her digits and asked if I was interested in a three some with her and her sister. Recommend and would repeat. Photos in photo gallery.

Day 3-8.

I went North. See Tucuman thread.

Day 9.

Returned to BA. Wanted to check out the new departamento (Templo) recommended on this website by Roxanne, but it was raining and I could not get a taxi very fast. So, walked the two blocks to 921 6C Maipu. Three ladies on hand. Camilla looked like she would be fun. Same arrangement as before. 100P Completo and same MO for both shots on goal. While talking between shots, I realized that we had been together last year in September. Camilla is 27, tall, slender and very accommodating if you go slow. She is listed as Cielo on Gemidos. Recommend and would repeat. Photos in photo gallery.

Day 10 Friday Night.

It rained all day. After dinner my buddy and I head over to Cutty Stark about 9 PM. Not very many ladies, but we manage to find a couple of new friends after awhile. Julieta, again a bottle blonde, slim, and curvy with a beautiful smile seemed to want get to know me in the karnal sense. 150P for two shots on goal and an hour and a half. BBBJ, DATY, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl to completion. Chit chat followed by round two. Mish, and doggie for a long time. At 40, and after about a 6 pack of Johnny Walker Black the second round takes a while. Julieta was very nice, smiled, and real sweet. Recommend and would repeat. Photos in photo gallery.

Shower, change and head off to meet Wally Foot at 2300 Hours at Cattos. Dress in an Orange Margaritaville t shirt as agreed to with Wally so he knows who to look for. Have a beer and chill. Again, I am the hunted. Eventually (Midnight) decide that Wally is a no show head next door to Hook. Turns out Wally is having some fun with a lady that was running late. Have a beer, chill, take in the sights. There are a couple of nice young blondes at the bar. Debate with my conscience about my strength. Decide to go to Excedera.

Excedera is much larger than Café Orleans and better lit. Nothing strikes my fancy so I decide to grab some grub. The pollo milanesa is quite tasty. Decide that if Julieta and her sister are at Ness that it is party time. Well, my luck has run out. No Julieta or lady who is obviously her sister so I decide to call it a night.

Day 11

Play tourist and fly home.

That's a really nice report. Great details, pricing, locations, etc. I'm heading off the Photo forums to check those out too!

Rue Kraft. I enjoyed your post!

Thanks!

I was not happy with my crab mornay but Susy liked it and that is more important. The crab was too bland and the roux wasn't quite right. But the blow job was good. This gal comes really easily.

Hey RK,

Great report and pictures. This is what we should all do to help one another out. This helps all of us with our pre-vacation research and I, for one, appreciate it.

Keep it up!

Suerte,

Stowe

Looking at the people who are currently on line, most of them have not posted shit or contributed a god damn mother fucking thing to the forum so they are a bunch of coat tailers and energy thieves. I have no idea what is up with that. Pussy, [b]pussy[/b], [b][i]pussy[/b][/i] so let's see some fresh people posting. I'm sure everyone is sick of reading about the same dickheads.

Anyway I fucked a chica from a privado in Vicente López last night. Capn Dave did the resarch and I thank him for that. [b]Value equals quality divided by price[/b]. Quality below average, price was good, ergo value uncertain. Perhaps I have become spoiled by my favoritas.

We ordered two chicas and were told they would be there in ten minutes, which we obviously did not believe since no Latina chica can even get out the door wiithin ten minutes (unless forcibly ejected). Maybe 20 minutes later the madam calls back and jacks the price up by ten pesos. We were not pleased with this development but as it turns out we didn't pay the extra ten anyhow.

My chica, Sol, was not that good looking; maybe a five. She is from Asunción, which was not surprising. She [b]was[/b] young, like 20 or 21, but not so young that I felt the need to card her. No kissing ("we don't do that") not skilled, just lay there and took it. No BJ either although not specifically requested. Seemed nervous and giggled a lot. A nice gal, though. I would not repeat. 60 pesos. Can I do better for 60 pesos? Generally, no. Would she loosen up if I repeated? Maybe. Who knows?

I deem Suipacha 921 for 100 to be a better ratio of quality to price; also 1270 Marcelo T is better for 100 than this gal for 60 although I'd choose 921 over 1270. But as Thomaso says, "everyone is different." If you don't care whether the chica is getting off or not, maybe this deal is okay. Note that it is 50 if you go to the apartment, which I have not checked out.

I think everyone owes you a high 5 for some great posting.

High 5 fella.

Starfe

What is everyone doing to celebrate this very important holiday today? Yesterday was fun. First we went to Pelvi's, where we saw two excellent shows and received many kisses. There was a new blond there with nice titties. Then we went to Bar-Bar-O and had a beer. Too early for chicas there but the beers are reasonable, much more so than at Exedra or Orleans. We couldn't get into Deep Blue because of a private party, so we went to The Temple instead and got a bite to eat. Then we went to Exedra where we saw a few known mongers who were wanting to head to Dolys. That didn't really excite me, and then I saw my latest ex-favorita.

This surprised me because just two days earlier she told me she was working in Clark because Exedra was too exposed and she might be seen by her novio or one of his friends. Hello? Then don't sit right by the window. Anyway she quit Salomé because she says no one comes in there now that they have jacked the prices up, and the owner is making unreasonable demands like dressing in evening gowns and business suits, which they don't have and can't afford. I decided if she asked me to pay for the coke (Coca Cola, not nose candy) she had already gotten before she joined us, I would not fuck her, but if she didn't, I would. She didn't so I did.

If you want a chica to perform better in bed, just ignore her for a month or so like I did with this one. I think she missed me. Well, I think she missed the steady cash inflow. Either way, she was motivated. We left Exedra at midnight and I had made arrangements to meet my friend back at Jaz at 2 AM since he said he probably wouldn't want to stay at Doly's too long. I told the ex-fav, who had predictably fallen sound asleep, that she was welcome to sleep while I was gone, subject to fucking me again when I got back. I figured this would protect me from the blandishments of the crew at Jaz and add no marginal cost to pussy.

In Jaz, it was really busy. The relentless Lourdes, the tall and haughty Carolina, the currently shit-listed Eugenia, the sweet and easy-going Sabrina, and the preternaturally jealous Daniela were all there, along with a really hammered Peruvian and some whorish looking chica with a furry push up bra. Some other unknowns as well. No annoying Dominicanas and no pile of Formoseñas. I told the encroaching Daniela that I had house guests and had to get up early and could not take her home, but could buy her a drink and play some tonsil hockey. Did all of that, chatted with some other gringos I know, and left around 3:30. It was very warm last night so I walked home.

Woke up the ex-fav, fucked her again, she passed out again, I got some work done, and then got some fairly lackluster head before she had to leave. She was disappointed at not getting breakfast but her visit was unexpected and I had nothing in the fridge. I placated her with some gifts of hand cream from Delta Airlines and the cute little amenities bag it came in, gave her 100 pesos plus 10 for the "cab" (she will take the bus) and got some shut eye.