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The Eagle Scout
[QUOTE=Doppelganger;436294]Black Shirt you should have been in the Boy Scouts!
Use the tried and true drug free method:
Take two tongue depressor or popsicle sticks depending on size and roll for electrician's tape.
Place one tongue depressor / popsicle stick on each side of the member and wrap with the electrician's tape from stem to stern.
You can now be a HERO ALL NIGHT and be protected as well!
Practice safe sex. Never go wading without your galoshes!
Monger on Dude.[/QUOTE]I am ahead of you. Where I am, bamboo groves aplenty, plenty of widths to choose from. Just chop a 8 in shaft, thin the outside membrane, soften the sharpen edges, soak it in coconut oil. Slide your dick in, and Rambo you go.
Should I register a patent for it? I am not much of an entrepreneur.
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Too Late
[QUOTE=BlackShirt;436321]I am ahead of you. Where I am, bamboo groves aplenty, plenty of widths to choose from. Just chop a 8 in shaft, thin the outside membrane, soften the sharpen edges, soak it in coconut oil. Slide your dick in, and Rambo you go.
Should I register a patent for it? I am not much of an entrepreneur.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the information, my patent application went out FedEx this morning. Of course I'll split the profits with my amigo.
I like the Asian slant and it should appeal to the safe the earth and all natural folks. I like the oil. Keeps smooth!
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A new cartoon
For those who like cartoons as opposed to philosophical debate.
[URL]http://1.usa.gov/acamess[/URL]
Don B
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Greetings everyone,
Rather than chastize Don B for violating forum rules by posting a link without some description as to what the link is to, I thought I'd provide a description here for your advanced consideration, as follows:
[B]This link will open a pdf file depicting the organizational chart for ObamaCare[/B]
Thanks,
Jax[/blue]
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[B]On the wine again WT?[/B]
[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;436320]Women's right to Vote.
Jackson wants many words, but I am not a man of many words, but I do know right from wrong.
What is your opinion on this matter.
[URL]http://hinterlandgazette.com/2013/10/new-texas-voter-identification-laws-suppress-womens-votes.html[/URL]
If a women gets married and uses her new name, Texas wants a birth certificate with the same name? How do you do that? She has to prove something that Republicans will not except.
So She Can Not Vote!
WTF?
Come On Where Are The Real Old Republicans, the Ones that care about all of Us? They would Not Go For This New Law.
How Do Feel?[/QUOTE]To begin with the article is a misleading bunch of crap that was written for simpletons! And it does not say anything about needing a birth certificate with the same name, it says [I]"a person's identification must match the current name."[/I].
Anyone who legally changes their name has to get a new ID and to do that you must show proof of the name change. You have to do the same thing to change the name on your bank accounts and on your Social Security card. The link below explains the requirements for Social Security name change, do you think Social Security is trying keep them from getting benefits?
When you change your name on your drivers license / state ID in Texas you can also register to vote under the new name. It's so simple even a democrat can figure it out, although it will take them longer than normal folks.
[URL]http://ssa-custhelp.ssa.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/315/in[/URL]
I almost forgot about how to "Change Your Name in Your U.S. Passport"
[url]http://travel.state.gov/passport/correcting/ChangeName/ChangeName_851.html[/url]
So WTF is the big deal WT?
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You Connot Cure Stupid
[QUOTE=Punter127;436328][B]On the wine again WT?[/B]
[/QUOTE]Everyone needs to put WT on ignore. It will do a lot for the blood pressure. At first I just thought WT was out to piss people off, and doing a good job of it, but now I am convinced that he is just stupid. You cannot cure stupid, so why try?
Tres3.
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Christ WT
Christ WT where do you dig up this BS. I live in Texas and all you have to do is show them a certified copy of the MARRIAGE LICENSE and a government issued ID to change the name on the driver's license and since the "Motor Voter" BS the Democrats pushed through years ago anyone with a pulse can fill out a voter's registration card. Ask all the illegals how easy it is, they do it all the time.
Well I take the part back about having a pulse since Democrats have been voting from the grave for years.
Recent case in West Texas, woman went to the registrars office to complain since she had learned her older sister had voted in the last three election 2008, 2010, and 2012 according the voting records at her precinct. The reason she was complaining was her older sister died in January of 2008!
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If you haven't seen the CBS 60 Minutes report on Benghazi it's worth watching.
[URL]http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50157981n[/URL]
Why Mr. President?
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New Texas Voting Laws
Here is something about the new Laws against women.
[URL]http://www.policymic.com/articles/67635/texas-new-voter-id-laws-may-roll-back-women-s-voting-rights[/URL]
[QUOTE=Punter127;436328][B]On the wine again WT?[/B]
To begin with the article is a misleading bunch of crap that was written for simpletons! And it does not say anything about needing a birth certificate with the same name, it says [I]"a person's identification must match the current name."[/I].
Anyone who legally changes their name has to get a new ID and to do that you must show proof of the name change. You have to do the same thing to change the name on your bank accounts and on your Social Security card. The link below explains the requirements for Social Security name change, do you think Social Security is trying keep them from getting benefits?
When you change your name on your drivers license / state ID in Texas you can also register to vote under the new name. It's so simple even a democrat can figure it out, although it will take them longer than normal folks.
[URL]http://ssa-custhelp.ssa.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/315/in[/URL]
I almost forgot about how to "Change Your Name in Your U.S. Passport"
[url]http://travel.state.gov/passport/correcting/ChangeName/ChangeName_851.html[/url]
So WTF is the big deal WT?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;436334]Laws against women[/QUOTE]Laws against women?
ROTFLMAO!
WT, where do you get this drivel?
Thanks,
Jax.
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Internet
Isn't it great what you can find on the WEB.
But, some of it is like the misinformation the Republicans put out.
I'm not saying that this is.
[QUOTE=Jackson;436335]Laws against women?
ROTFLMAO!
WT, where do you get this drivel?
Thanks,
Jax.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;436336]Isn't it great what you can find on the WEB.
But, some of it is like the misinformation the Republicans put out.
I'm not saying that this is.[/QUOTE]The part about having to go to the state capital to get a copy of your birth certificate is misinformation, completely wrong. A person who was born in the state can walk into any county courthouse and get a replacement on the spot in maybe 10 minutes, unless the line is long. I've done it. That's not to say a recently-married woman would even need a copy of her birth certificate, based on Doppelganger's post below.
From what I've read, when there are reasonable discrepancies in the name based on the voter's ID card and what's on the roll of registered voters, election officials are allowing people to sign an affidavit on the spot and vote, and that's the end of it. If there's any kind of a larger issue where the affidavit can't be used, the voter places a provisional ballot and follows up later with documentation for the name change. That's rare though, I read that it only occurred once in a recent election in Dallas County. Also, when a person goes into vote whose name has changed and who brings documentation for the change, the election officials are correcting their databases on the spot -- you don't need to make a special trip beforehand in order to vote.
I am very skeptical that 34% of women wouldn't have identification showing their true names.
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[b]WT your link is just another example of the crap the left is peddling to simpletons these days.[/b]
[quote]Though the law requires that names on both the identification card and the voter registration card be “substantially similar,” if a person’s name doesn’t match exactly they will still have an opportunity to vote. In that case, voters are required to sign an affidavit affirming they are who they claim, which is then noted in the poll book.[snip]
There are seven acceptable forms of identification accepted in Texas, including a state-issued driver’s license, handgun license or identification card, military ID cards, citizenship cards, passports, and the Texas Election Identification Certificate, a free ID card distributed by the Department of Public Safety that can be used to vote.[snip]
The state has implemented extended hours and deployed mobile units to make getting election ID easier. Yet, as of last week, just 41 people across the state had been issued with the cards, the Dallas Morning News reports.[snip][/quote]I don't see why this is a problem all they have to do is show their handgun license...lol
Why aren’t you complaining about SS, Passport, and bank requirements for proof of name change? And Why are you singling out Texas?
I've lived in two other states before Texas became my official residence and they all required an ID to vote. Judging from what I went through to become a Texas resident obtaining an ID in Texas is a pretty painless process and unlike my experiences in the north the people are very helpful and friendly. Believe it or not the only thing I've found that's more difficult in Texas is getting a gun permit, Texas is the most stringent of the three states.
A name change is a choice not a requirement and like all choices in life it has consequences, and the responsibility of obtaining a new ID is one of those consequences.
The voter ID law applies equally to everyone who has a name change regardless of sex.
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[QUOTE=Punter127;436333]If you haven't seen the CBS 60 Minutes report on Benghazi it's worth watching.
[URL]http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=50157981n[/URL]
Why Mr. President?[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, there isn't anything new in the 60 Minutes piece.
On November 14, 2012 Obama announced that "[I]We need to get to the bottom of Benghazi[/I]" and to "[I]cooperate in any way that Congress wants[/I]", and yet to date not a single person has lost their job or been held accountable in the slightest way, and...
- We still don't know why advance warnings about a 9/11 attack in Benghazi were ignored.
- We still don't know what was discussed in the National Security briefing on Libya that Obama attended the day before the attack.
- We still don't know where and what Obama was doing during the 9 hour attack, except that for part of the time he was on a flight to a fund raiser in LA.
- We still don't know who ordered the US Military to stand down and not even attempt a rescue.
- We still don't know who ordered Susan Rice to go on national television two days later and repeatedly assert that the entire attack was a "[I]spontaneous reaction to an anti-Islam video and not a premeditated assault.[/I]"
And all this obfuscation from what Obama himself claims is "the most transparent administration in history".
Thanks,
Jax
PS: Of course, I'm sure that WT can find a link to an internet page that explains everything.
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Home on the range
O give me a home where the buffalo roam.
Where the deer and antelope play.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word.
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Then the Tea Party show up, and all hell broke loose.
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[B]Piers Morgan: Democrats' Excuses 'Get Ever More Ludicrous'[/B]
[QUOTE]Comedian and liberal political commentator Bill Maher says President Barack Obama should have been upfront that people would lose the health insurance they like under the Affordable Care Act.
But Maher believes that if he had, Obamacare likely would never have passed.
"I don't think Obama should have lied to people," Maher said Tuesday on CNN's Piers Morgan Live. Host Morgan, a supporter of Obamacare and native of Great Britain where healthcare is provided by the government, agreed with Maher that Obama's repeated promise was [highlight][b]"a barefaced lie."[/b][/highlight]
Republican politicians and conservative pundits alike said Obama wasn't being honest when he said that his signature healthcare plan would allow anyone who liked his or her insurance policy to keep it. Rules written after the bill passed made virtually all the "grandfathered" policies illegal.
[highlight]"The thing passed by this much," Maher said holding his thumb and forefinger inches apart. Had Obama told people that many of them would lose the insurance they like it wouldn't have had a chance, he admitted.[/highlight]
Maher also doubts Obama is being truthful when he says he was unaware the United States was spying on the leaders of allied countries, including German Chancellor Angela Merkel.
The White House's insistence that Obama was out of the loop is [highlight][b]"not credible and not excusable,"[/b][/highlight] Maher said. "I thought he was the detail guy."[/QUOTE]Even WT 69's old buddy Bill Maher admitts Obama is a liar. Looks like Dr. Benjamin Carson is right about Obama.
[quote]"Obamacare is really the worst thing that has happened to this nation since slavery'.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVvz7o6CDls[/URL] [/quote]