Cafe Orleans

Have you been using my Lists and Maps?

And reading about the best places to go?

[QUOTE=Shawman;440117]Oh well, I am too sore to work out, so I guess I will head to orleans probably right after the game.

I might as well get my ass kicked here as well, and make a hat trick out of it. What the f do I have to lose?

You know, it amazes me. I come to this city in fairly good shape, in a fairly good mood, fairly well groomed, with plenty of time to be something more than just here today and gone tomorrow, and with plenty in pocket to make the most of the time.

I also come to the city being able to work from home on my own schedule as I please with no deadlines or anything. You would think that would count for something. But not in this town, no sir. All BA can muster up is 3 lousy 1 hour sessions in privado across 3 weeks. Metaphorically speaking it's a gnat's fart.

Oh well, on the bright side of things 1) at least this isn't LA, 2) this is a GREAT place to buy shoes! 3) most of my party budget is still in my pocket 4) I have been able to eat out and have fantastic food at least once every day since I was here. 5) I am getting great workouts in and I and am now down to 160!

Wish me luck, and I will post a report when I do.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;440118]Have you been using my Lists and Maps?

And reading about the best places to go?[/QUOTE]This forum has been my only resource since I got here. I have been using it exclusively. It is the only way I even know how to go about this stuff in this country. You can tell by my posts from the first day I got here. And you can see just how active I have been. Of the other Argentina forums on the web, this is the only one left that has any recent activity whatsoever.

Anywhoo, I just got back from Orleans. I think things are definitely smoother as long as it is not too close to sundown. And things are definitely more palatable before kirchner's kidz wake up, and get out and about, to cause grief.

Nothing to write home about because all I got out of orleans, was the lunch special. And after being here for 3 weeks, I am fairly certain that is the only thing this town actually has to offer. This is critical advice to anyone who is thinking about travelling to BA. But to be fair, it will be a good lunch.

So I get there and walk in. There are girls there, and much to my surprise, 2 of them strike my fancy. I go ahead and get assertive. I go over and sit at the table next to each of them, I engage them with a smile, and I sit down to order food and coffee. They know what's up. One of them was clearly waiting for someone because she was on her cell phone and her head was constantly darting around. The second one was not engaging me, so I engaged her. I turned on the ole charm, eventually had her laughing, and warm to me. I think she was tired or just not on the clock. I was there a while, I gave her every opportunity to escalate, and made it abundantly clear that I am out for a good time, I am down for anything, and have no schedule to keep.

But all to no avail. Like I said, I am fairly certain that it wasn't anything personal. In whatever way, and for whatever reason, she was simply not on the clock. As it was about 5 pm, I grabbed a cab out of there, rather than chance being stuck on that side of town at sunset, or worse yet, after kirchner's kidz crawled up from out of the sewer, to start their good day.

[QUOTE=Shawman;440123]This forum has been my only resource since I got here. I have been using it exclusively. It is the only way I even know how to go about this stuff in this country. You can tell by my posts from the first day I got here. And you can see just how active I have been. Of the other Argentina forums on the web, this is the only one left that has any recent activity whatsoever.

Anywhoo, I just got back from Orleans. I think things are definitely smoother as long as it is not too close to sundown. And things are definitely more palatable before kirchner's kidz wake up, and get out and about, to cause grief.

Nothing to write home about because all I got out of orleans, was the lunch special. And after being here for 3 weeks, I am fairly certain that is the only thing this town actually has to offer. This is critical advice to anyone who is thinking about travelling to BA. But to be fair, it will be a good lunch.

So I get there and walk in. There are girls there, and much to my surprise, 2 of them strike my fancy. I go ahead and get assertive. I go over and sit at the table next to each of them, I engage them with a smile, and I sit down to order food and coffee. They know what's up. One of them was clearly waiting for someone because she was on her cell phone and her head was constantly darting around. The second one was not engaging me, so I engaged her. I turned on the ole charm, eventually had her laughing, and warm to me. I think she was tired or just not on the clock. I was there a while, I gave her every opportunity to escalate, and made it abundantly clear that I am out for a good time, I am down for anything, and have no schedule to keep.

But all to no avail. Like I said, I am fairly certain that it wasn't anything personal. In whatever way, and for whatever reason, she was simply not on the clock. As it was about 5 pm, I grabbed a cab out of there, rather than chance being stuck on that side of town at sunset, or worse yet, after kirchner's kidz crawled up from out of the sewer, to start their good day.[/QUOTE]The old town is just not the same anymore. Best to go to Columbia or Costa Rica.

Have been here for a week with SO and finally had some time to myself to hook up. Met Jenifer from Giselle's list the other night and she was a nice time. HOWEVER, I am just not a fan of this town for mongering. Maybe I am spoiled because my last two international trips have been to Berlin and Kiev. In Ukraine you see a 7 or 8 every couple steps walking on Krestchatik. Here there are just not many attractive women. Maybe you see a 7 out of about 40 young women who cross your path on the street. Of all my travels I have probably not seen so many unattractive females. I did meet some locals and go to Bizarren Musik Parti last Saturday ([URL]https://www.facebook.com/bizarren[/URL]). I would recommend this party to anyone that is looking for freebies and has any game There were thousands of females there every shape and form and it seemed like one of the biggest meat markets I have seen in awhile. If you like dancing and partying this is a good option. I wonder why all the hot females I have seen are at this party. They have it about twice a month. I got very sick with flu on my trip to BA. That halted my mongering activities. I think I will just save the $700 I had saved for ladies and use that for a trip next month to Koln for the FKKs. Not only is it a real task to meet the ladies here, but it does not seem to pay off like other top mongering destinations I have been to. When I am paying good money I want to be able to have 8's and 9's not have to settle for 6's and 7's. Sorry for the rant but BA is not what I expected I thought there were beautiful women everywhere here.

[QUOTE=Shawman;440123]This forum has been my only resource since I got here. I have been using it exclusively. It is the only way I even know how to go about this stuff in this country. You can tell by my posts from the first day I got here. And you can see just how active I have been. Of the other Argentina forums on the web, this is the only one left that has any recent activity whatsoever.

Anywhoo, I just got back from Orleans. I think things are definitely smoother as long as it is not too close to sundown. And things are definitely more palatable before kirchner's kidz wake up, and get out and about, to cause grief.

Nothing to write home about because all I got out of orleans, was the lunch special. And after being here for 3 weeks, I am fairly certain that is the only thing this town actually has to offer. This is critical advice to anyone who is thinking about travelling to BA. But to be fair, it will be a good lunch.

So I get there and walk in. There are girls there, and much to my surprise, 2 of them strike my fancy. I go ahead and get assertive. I go over and sit at the table next to each of them, I engage them with a smile, and I sit down to order food and coffee. They know what's up. One of them was clearly waiting for someone because she was on her cell phone and her head was constantly darting around. The second one was not engaging me, so I engaged her. I turned on the ole charm, eventually had her laughing, and warm to me. I think she was tired or just not on the clock. I was there a while, I gave her every opportunity to escalate, and made it abundantly clear that I am out for a good time, I am down for anything, and have no schedule to keep.

But all to no avail. Like I said, I am fairly certain that it wasn't anything personal. In whatever way, and for whatever reason, she was simply not on the clock. As it was about 5 pm, I grabbed a cab out of there, rather than chance being stuck on that side of town at sunset, or worse yet, after kirchner's kidz crawled up from out of the sewer, to start their good day.[/QUOTE]There is nothing wrong with downtown BA, the Micro Centro. Day or night as long as you know where you are and where to go you will be just fine.

Especially the places that all of us go to, Hook, Cattos and Ness. Perfectly safe! Don't act like a tourist and pay a street urchin a bribe out of fear. Don't feed the animals!

Excedera is absolutely safe.

Orleans is full of ugly old Pros and a Cocasional sperm bank.

I can assure you that San Telmo is a lot more dangerous than Micro Centro!

Especially after sundown!

If you use unknown escorts or Privados then you pay your money and you take your chances.

There is a wealth of info on this site that if people will spend the necessary time that it takes to ensure that they will have a great time then it will happen.

Use recommended Chicas.

Go to recommended bars.

Avoid the Chicas and bars that are on the No Fuck List.

Use your resources that are on this list!

Pm one of us that lives here.

BA is or can be very nice.

The Street Urchins are everywhere in the world.

You could have had a Dell Dude!

TL.

Send me a PM if you would like a few contacts with a money back guarantee.

Can anyone comment on the action at Cafe Orleans on a Sunday afternoon. ?

Or suggest a private apartment that is open on Sundays.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=MikeT;441400]Can anyone comment on the action at Cafe Orleans on a Sunday afternoon. ?

Or suggest a private apartment that is open on Sundays.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Sundays can be tough, try Esmeralda 847, piso 12 H, at Paraguay (Brisa Masajes). At the buzzer say "chicas" and head in to the elevator at the back. If you want more than massage and happy ending, I think FS is common here, but to be sure let the lady in charge know you want "servicio conventional" (AKA FS) and request a VIP room.

[QUOTE=MikeT;441400]Can anyone comment on the action at Cafe Orleans on a Sunday afternoon. ?

Or suggest a private apartment that is open on Sundays.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I was there 2days before. There was two Girls. One leave with a guy there another Girl came to me and she will have 2400 peso, I say i give You 600 Peso. Seh say: no that imposible. So I go without a Girl.

[QUOTE=Dominus22;442727]I was there 2days before. There was two Girls. One leave with a guy there another Girl came to me and she will have 2400 peso, I say i give You 600 Peso. Seh say: no that imposible. So I go without a Girl.[/QUOTE]Sunday evening certainly isn't the best time for mongering in BA, but anyway 2400 pesos is a ridiculous amount to pay to any girl at Orleans. I don't think that those chicas would come down to 600, but for the same 600 pesos you can find hundreds of much better performing hookers within 10 minutes walk from that cafe, provided that it's a weekday afternoon.

For me, Orleans is a place just to have beer and watch people come and go. Not a pick up point. Enjoy BA.

Went in to Orleans today about 14:30 to have a drink and see what was going on this afternoon. Very slim pickings, even the Dominican gang was missing. A few familiar faces. One old chica who has been there for years has lost some weight and does not look as bad as before came over and chatted me up. Told her she looked better which she takes as an invitation to make an offer. This tired old hag who has seen me taking an occasional girl out of there for years did not eve blink when she said $300 dollars!

Thought you guys would get a laugh out of that.

Where do they come up with this sh*t. Only in Argentina.

[QUOTE=Doppelganger;443705]Went in to Orleans today about 14:30 to have a drink and see what was going on this afternoon. Very slim pickings, even the Dominican gang was missing. A few familiar faces. One old chica who has been there for years has lost some weight and does not look as bad as before came over and chatted me up. Told her she looked better which she takes as an invitation to make an offer. This tired old hag who has seen me taking an occasional girl out of there for years did not eve blink when she said $300 dollars!

Thought you guys would get a laugh out of that.

Where do they come up with this sh*t. Only in Argentina.[/QUOTE]Sorry DG, but they have this type of "shit" everywhere in the world.

[QUOTE=Doppelganger;443705]Went in to Orleans today about 14:30 to have a drink and see what was going on this afternoon. Very slim pickings, even the Dominican gang was missing. A few familiar faces. One old chica who has been there for years has lost some weight and does not look as bad as before came over and chatted me up. Told her she looked better which she takes as an invitation to make an offer. This tired old hag who has seen me taking an occasional girl out of there for years did not eve blink when she said $300 dollars!

Thought you guys would get a laugh out of that.

Where do they come up with this sh*t. Only in Argentina.[/QUOTE]I am sure many of you have had a favorite moment at Cafe Orleans. Even in its heyday, I never did pick up from them too many times. Did drop by often, but just to have coffee and window shopping. Usually, I had some massage lady do an outcall at my hotel around 10/11 am after breakfast. That way, I had my fun and could rest for the night classes.

Cafe Orleans, around 2007/2008 when the $ was at 300 pesos. Was there in the early afternoon as usual. Noticed a young fresh blonde among the stingrays & octopuses, dressed in a simple plaid top & jeans. Not a stunner, but why not. Walked over, smiled and sat down. A questioning look from me, and she took out a piece of paper and wrote 150 pesos. Off we went to Las Canitas in a taxi, an afternoon of enthusiastic gymnastics. Told me she was an student in some design school. I felt I had won the lottery.

Did not see her in subsequent visits there.

[QUOTE=RevBS;443708]Cafe Orleans, around 2007/2008 when the $ was at 300 pesos. Was there in the early afternoon as usual. Noticed a young fresh blonde among the stingrays & octopuses, dressed in a simple plaid top & jeans. Not a stunner, but why not. Walked over, smiled and sat down. A questioning look from me, and she took out a piece of paper and wrote 150 pesos. Off we went to Las Canitas in a taxi, an afternoon of enthusiastic gymnastics. Told me she was an student in some design school. I felt I had won the lottery.

Did not see her in subsequent visits there.[/QUOTE]Most good experiencies I have had there are similar to the one you describe, the one off chica who is there for a few weeks, makes a buck and leaves. Those are usually fresh, not saddled with all the quricks of the trade and just trying to have a good time while they make a good income.

[QUOTE==]So last time I was there I stopped by NO just to say high to the waiter I have gotten to know. I have never met anyone there for takeout. Anyway, a super cute girl in tight jeans comes in and sits down. I am thinking luck may have changed and had nothing to do for a couple hours. So I walk over and in my horrible Spanish start asking what her details are at which time she tells me in perfect English that she doesn't speak Spanish and is lost. Could I help her back to her hotel....of course all the other ladies were pissed and telling the waiter she shouldn't be there. Too funny that the only girl I ever wanted to leave with was a tourist!

Have a great weekend,
[/QUOTE]Now that's Funny !

Not as funny as the guy that stopped me on C. Pellegrini around 6pm as I was leaving "X" with one of the Boys .

This Guy says ":

"Hi there!".

I would like to introduce you to these 2 girls that would like to hang-out with you guys . "De Onda!" Means for free , to be cool , et cetera .

And I said :

"Man , that's My job Dude !".

I've got 50 girls that I work with that are also "tour" guides !

The last thing I need is another woman / Chica !

He was floored !

That's the last thing he EVER expected to hear from to Foreign looking , Hawaiian Shirt wearing dudes that just left "X.".

Funny !

TL.

It is an report and hidden camera from Orleans this morning on the TV canal A24.

Would not go there today..

Maybe this place will be closed down now too?

Stranger.