2005 Reports

Sunday is always bad in BsAs, but I never experienced such a shortage of chicas here before. Earlier I contacted Dickhead, but he is recovering from his trip and wanted to rest. Wise man! I should have done that too.

I was flying solo tonight. It was a cold night, I stopped in Excedra for a cup of coffee around 12:30 AM. I don't want to comment about the crew in Excedra. Let's say, I liked the coffee better.

I walked to Cattos. First shock. Only 4 chicas. Next Hook.7 chicas. When I approched Ness, the doorman Anival asked me not to bother. Only 2 chicas. I started enquiring about my chica there. Found out she is pregnant. Again! Anival informed me that Jaz has about 16 chicas tonight. Sunday followed by a holiday tomorrow (dia del San Martin) made all the chicas disappeared.

Anival left his station at Ness and walked with me to Jaz. I didn't expect much and I was not disappointed. A collection of very ordinary chicas. There were few hits from couple of girls and I rebuffed. Fifteen minutes later a new chica walked in. She got my attention. She is Ana from south of Brazil. 20 yr. Old, fantastic figure. Made a deal with her for two hours. But my instinct told me that there is a problem. These days I rarely asked for all the conditions up-front. But, tonight, I wanted to confirm everything explicitely. I asked for BBBJ. She reluctantly agreed. Then I asked about payment later. She wanted before. My instinct was right. I just saved myself from a very expensive 10 min hand job. Said goodbye to her. Now I am faced with a dreadful prospect of going dry for 48 hours in BsAs or masturbation. Confronted with this kind of life threatening situation, at this point, everyone at this joint, started looking like ¨Cleopetra¨. I took the one I liked better than the rest. She is Andrea from Mendoza. I came to my apartment at Recoleta around 2 AM. Details is under Jaz thread.

I put Andrea in a taxi around 4 AM and walked to Newport for a beer. Only few girls around and may be couple of guys. I was surprised to see one very beautiful chica sitting across the bar, at this hour. I motioned her to come over. With every approaching step, she was growing older. Damn, I need glasses! But she is still very beautiful, albeit little older. I addressed her ¨boa noite¨ and she was surprised to learn that I detected she is a brazilera. She had a classic Brazilian look, blond. I just came from Brazil and it was a no brainer. She is 32 (an honest chica!). She has two kids and working here for 4 months. I asked where did she work before. She said that she was married. We both agreed that marriage indeed is a lot of work! I offered her to come with me for TLN. She could stay only for two hours. I told her that I just had sex and can not have a session with her now. I bought her a cup of coffee. While she was with me, a young guy asked her out. She held my arm tight and tried to get away from him. Apparently, she went out with him the night before and must have had some bad experience. She left with a girlfriend and I stayed for another 10 min to finish my beer. When I came out, I saw she is still talking to her friend. She looked much better under outside light. May be I should have taken her. Anyway, I am glad that, somehow I was able to salvage a pathetic night earlier.

Bandy

I didn't really end up resting because Erika, my Méxicana, called and wanted to know if the ATM was open so I negotiated a bargain price of 100 pesos and fucked her for a couple of hours. The hooker I took on vacation said Erika got fired from Jaz for stealing a digital camera and I forget what else (a ring, I think it was??) from some client. I asked her about that when we were done and she, of course, said it was the other chica who did it and that she left first and then the guy fell asleep and "the paraguaya" robbed the guy. Whatever.

After 10 days with the same woman, very nice and all that but not much of a chest, I gotta have big tits. Erika's tits are above average in size but not that spectacular overall. So today I tried for Pandora (no answer at the apartment, finally answered cell at 6 PM but asleep), Susy (at her sister's for the holiday and not available until tomorrow, but anxious for more free food), Cristina (also tied up due to holiday; told her I would have to think about her and jack off), and Cele who has finally returned from Spain (never could connect with her). Finally I contacted Romina from Catto's whose tits are above average in absolute terms but even more so in proportion to her height (which is virtually non-existent). She should be here soon. If for some reason she does not show I will have to go to Paraguay and Florida in search of Andrea.

Wish me luck.

Last night, around midnight, my friend and I stopped at Excedra. It was full of women. I had no interest in any one of them. I met a guy there, who I knew from my last trip. Three of us sharing a table and sipping our coffee, when Carolina walked in. Blonde, tall and not so skinny. She still looked beautiful to me. I did this girl last year, twice, and she remembered every detail. She wanted to come with me, instead, I made an appointment with her for tomorrow afternoon.

Three of us went to Cattos and it took me less than 3 min to spot a gem. She is Angeles, a true beauty in every sense. I did not waste any time. I took her for a TLN around 1:30 AM. Excellent experience. Details under Cattos. Took her to breakfast around 11:30 AM and she just left. Already made another appointment for Wednesday. Definitely a keeper for this trip. Finally, things are turning for better.

Bandy

I fucked Ángeles "before and after": right before her boob job and right after. I think she went a little bit overboard.

As I've posted before 95% of the girls in Excedra are just simply not doable.

But its that 5%, one girl in twenty is the reason I love the place.

There's some real "Keepers" in their You just have to wait them out. The'll show up it just takes time. And in the mean time your paying realistic prices while you hang around.

The afternoon shift is much better for talent.

Exon

While I have only been to Exedra on three occasions, I too was unimpressed with the talent. I have inquired of a few others, but got no affirmative response. So, let me ask does anyone here know of an Exedra or Orleans type Cafe in any of the surrounding barrios? I am amazed at the number of girls familiar with Exedra and Orleans, and assume there must be similar places in barrios like; Flores, Cabalito or Linears. Just looking for some alternatives.

[QUOTE=Dickhead]I fucked Ángeles "before and after": right before her boob job and right after. I think she went a little bit overboard.[/QUOTE]Is there anybody in Cattos that you did not fuck? By the way, she is now saying that she will re-do the implant. She must be making good money. First one cost 7000 Peso (according to her).

Bandy.

PS. You might want to start a subsection of exclusive "before and after" club and shoot for your next 100 in that category.

I thought she told me a much lower price for the implants, like 2500. Anyway, it seemed like a nice boob job although I don't like fakies. Don't know why she would want them re-done. When I did her "before," she said she was just going to get them put back to where they were before she nursed her kid, and I advised her not to go overboard. Then, when I did her "after," I told her I thought she had gone overboard and she said, "Well, it was the same price no matter how big so I couldn't resist." Later, she told me she had lost a lot of the sensitivity in her nipples. I think she is a very nice gal.

Your idea is a good one as far as it goes, but I have only fucked one gal in my life who admitted to fake tits, and that was Ángeles. Pandora continues to deny hers are fake and I continue not to believe her.

However, I just fucked Susy from Ness and [b]those[/b] are a nice big soft natural set of tits. Yum.

This is Tuesday afternoon and Carolina from Excedra is supposed to come to my apartment at 5 PM. Around 5:30, she called and said that she was running late and will be at my place around 7 PM. I am sure she was trying to squeeze one more business during that time period. I told her not to bother.

Around 7 PM, I became very horny, and walked over to 1707 Santa Fe. 11 chicas were available and at the end of the line-up, Paola showed up. She recognised me immediately, flashed her signature wicked smile and gave me a deep kiss. I told her that I have done her many times and tonight I will take somebody else. I picked Alejendra ( 28 yrs. old, no children) and brought her over to the apt. After an hour of intense sex, I said good-bye to her. Her sexual skill is awesome, especially BBBJ. However, I felt she was kind of overwhelmed with the apt and initially behaved as a fish out of water. She may be an ideal candidate to do on site.

This was my friend's last night in BsAs and earlier, I promised him to show few boliches he had never been before. Another current monger, who also never been to these places also joined me at my apt. Around midnight, 3 of us started for Flores. Our first stop was Dollys. The place felt absolutely dead without any energy. There were about 20 girls and most of them looked very ordinary. I enquired about the room situation and I was told that better rooms with bathroom inside are now available in a nearby apt-hotel. 70 Peso half hour and 120 Peso one hour. Had I liked somebody, I would have taken up the offer. Rooms are my biggest problem in these kind of places.

Our next stop was Envidia. This place was simply hopping to-night with many doable girls. The chica quality was head and shoulders above Dollys. I immediately took fancy with one and I motioned her over. She is Gabriella, 23 yr old and a fresh recruit in Envidia. She is working for last 20 days. I had a disaster bathroom experience here last year and I was afraid to go through that again. However, my little head took over and I asked her what can she do to make my experience less traumatic. She took me by the hand and collected some fresh sheets and we were on our way upstaires. I told her that I would never set foot in that bathroom and asked her to get me few of those handkerchief size towels. I planned to go totally dry. Meanwhile, she changed all the sheets and we were going at it pretty soon. She offered BBBJ, I gladly declined. Her body was great and service was awesome. Moreover, she had a very jovial personality which I liked the most. About 30 min later, we came down to the main boliche. Meanwhile, both of my friends also participated and were very happy with the experience. If this place can ever offer better rooms with bathroom, I would camp outside of this joint. You simply can not beat this price and quality (current price 50 Peso for half an hour)

It is 2 AM by now and our last stop of the night is Salome. From current reports by Andres and others, I knew that quality in this place has gone down. However, since both of my friends never visited this boliche before and I was also curious to find out about one of my past favoritas, we elected to visit this place. I met Lily, the bartender, who remembered me. I enqiured about Sol and, expectedly, found out that she does not work here anymore. I am sure it has something to do with her baby. We took a cursory look and as reported, chica qulality was something to be desired. All of us took our drinks (10 Peso for soft drinks, chica drink 20 Peso) and went downstairs. It had a lot of energy and I immediately spotted a very pretty and cute young girl. I finally motioned her over and asked her age. She is Laura from Quilmes and, 20 year old. To me she looked much younger and after repeated asking she was ready to show the document. However, she was so pretty that I didn't want to let this opportunity go by. I struck a deal for 150 Peso (definite price increase compared to last year) for one hour at my place. I always knew time was not an issue. Everybody stays much longer. However, exit drink prices pissed me off. I at least asked three girls and finally I asked Lily----they all confirmed that it is 2 drinks (40 Peso) to take the girl out, even at 3 AM. I didn't want to lose the chica. So finally, we were all on our way to Recoleta.

I would have really regretted the decision had I opted to fight the exit drink price and declined the offer. This girl was simply a booming flower bud. When she disrobed, I was totally speechless. She was full of energy and a total doll. She also caught me totally off-guard with her very romantic love making technic with a man much older than her. If you are following my Sao Paulo report then you know that I had taken out a 20 yr. Old model quality girl from Cafe Photo, who ended up being a 10 yr. Old in a 20 yr. Old body when it came down to the main event. Laura, on the other hand, was way mature for her age and she behaved like a women and a true lover. This was my third encounter of the night and it took me more than 40 minutes to finish. She took all in strides and was continuously attentive to my welfare. She provided all the services (never asked for cola) including BBBJ. I was satisfied beyond expectation. 2 hours have already passed. I took her down and put her in a taxi, little after 5 AM. I would be really embarrased to be seen with her in public. Otherwise, I would have sure kept her for the rest of my time here. I have lots of pictures of her to keep her alive in my memory. What a finish of a great night of mongering! Somehow, Salome always came through for me!

Bandy

I've done this little spinner before but one of my friends who knows her a bit better suggested I get her drunk on gin to enhance the experience. So, I fed her two gin and tonics at Catto's and then two more huge ones in Shamrock, and took her home about 5 AM.

Well, buddy, I may have miscalculated, given that she weighs about 90 pounds, and she promptly passed out in my bed. That was problematic because I was too horny to sleep. Finally at noon she woke up and I gave her a thorough tongue lashing and then doggied her home. When she found out it was 1 PM she freaked out and left in a hurry without her underpants, which I finally found in the bathroom behind the radiator. They were crispy critters.

I've been giving her 130 pesos but this time I gave her 140 and she still asked for ten more for the taxi. No. She has a very nice body and is pretty funny, too. I think this is the fourth or fifth time I've done her.

Ooooh I just got a call from the fabulous and highly affordable Cele / Celeste / Bahia, formerly of 1707 and more recently of Madaho's, whose real name is something else. Recently returned from Spain and anxious to discuss the experience. We'll certainly do that if and when I manage to remove my dick from her mouth. Tomorrow should be excellent. Now I must sleep. She is one of the very, very best. Capitú will have to wait.

Today is Wednesday (Aug. 17) and tonight I have an exclusive date with Angeles (from Cattos). In the afternoon, I said goodbye to my friend who just left for the states. We mongered together in Sao Paulo and BsAs, and his departure made me feel little sad.

Anyway, Angeles was supposed to come at 7 PM and I was praying that she does not show up. See, in our previous encounter, she liked the apt very much and already told me that on Wednesday she will cook a dinner for me here and then will go out for the show. I was terrified. I don't cook myself, on top of that not in somebody else's apartment. I have a tremendous phobia of gas leak and this sudden development made me very uncomfortable. I was sure that the apartment will be on fire. Even if I survive this, the worst nightmare will be eating her cooking. I am not adventurous about eating and to refuse a latina her hard labored cooking will be inviting suicide.

Normally, these girls are notorious in showing up on time. Oh, not my girls! Exactly at 6:45, I received a call from her that she will be in my apt in 15 minutes. The doorbell rang, I opened the door and she stormed in declaring that she can not cook tonight. She is very tired. She just went to see the latest Tom Cruise movie in the afternoon. It was a piece of shit and now she has a headache. So cooking is out. I was trying to hold back my delight in this sudden favorable development and trying to console her. "You should have asked me about this movie honey! I could have told you it is no good. You could have saved some dough and headache. I was so looking forward to your cooking." "Ok, ok, now get dressed and we will go out to eat!" " absolutely honey, no problem". I got dressed, looked in the mirror and I was pleased with my appearance. Estoy listo, vamos! She was sitting by the bedside and looking at me with a keen eye. I can tell you I definitely did not like that look. I was sure something was cooking inside that brain. "Your hair is too long, you need a trim", she declared."What, now, what are you saying----I promise I will get it done first thing in the morning when I land in New York"--I try to counter. Oh no, latina with a determined mind. It has to happen now. You see, before she started in Cattos, she was a professional hairstylist, with all the diplomas and whole nine yards. She still cuts hair of all the family members. For them every head presents some instant appeal. The girl is with a mission. She searched the whole apt for scissors. None found. I thought, I avoided the catastrophe. Not so soon amigo! She went into her purse, and came out with a micro-scissor. The hands are not more than half an centimeter. Before, I could protest, she put me in a chair in the bathroom, wrapped a towel around me and went with her business. If one thing I learned is that you don't argue with a latina with a scissor in her hand. There are other body parts that could be lost in an instant.

30 minutes later, I looked like a dog just caught in a rainstorm. She is looking at me and beaming with her creation. "Que lindo" has been repeated in every second. I honestly think that she had an ulterior motive of removing me from the chica circulation for the rest of time here. I could not believe that I went with this charade just to make her happy. Only good thing is that I may have saved 40 USD for my next two haircuts.

With all these time consuming affair, we had only less than 40 min for dinner. We had a quick bite at the Montana Ranch in Recoleta and were on our way to Carlos Gardel show. We got a very nice booth and the show started on time at 10 PM. She was very cozy during the entire time, putting her head on my shoulder, kissing me when the light was down and generally every minute admiring my hair. I let her have some professional picture taken with one of the cast members. She showed some intellectual side of her. Singing away with every song with the cast. She knew every word by heart. She insisted that "soy una artista -y- tengo que saber todos". I was pleasantly impressed knowing that the evening is not a total loss. She has a reasonable brain on her shoulder. She really is trying to break out in the TV business.

Around midnight, we came back to Recoleta. She never been to Madahos and wanted to see it. 60 Peso poorer, we were in Madahos, sipping our respective drinks. Wall to wall people, both chicas and johns. I almost could not breath and was gasping for air. Whenever, I am with a girl in tow, I see other beautiful women that I want to fuck. Tonight also was no exception. I respectfully declined many offers and whispered in their ears that I will come back tomorrow. Angeles met some amigas from Cattos and was chatting away. She told me that many girls, recently moved from Cattos to here. Anyway, about an hour later she wanted to leave and we came back to the apartment.

We both were very tired and wanted to finish our customary sex. We both took shower and hit the bed. This girl is very beautiful and our chemistry works well together. She already expressed that she really enjoys to make love to me. She went in a cowgirl position, achieved her climax in 10 minutes and rolled over and exclaimed "now you!". I looked at that perfect ass and could not hold up. In one thrust, I am fully in her ass. She got startled and jumped up and threw me out of the bed. "How can you have no respect for me. I never do cola. I am giving you deep discount and you expect my cola! On top of that you never even asked me". I was really caught off guard and trying to come up with some instant excuses. "Honey, I am really sorry. I really need glasses. I was aiming for the right hole, it was a simple case of mistaken identity. I told you so many times to put on more lights. Doctors also recently told me that I am having some brain afflictions and I am loosing sense of direction. I promise you I will take care off all these when I reach New York, first thing in the morning. You took care of the hair cut, I don't suppose you can fix all these problems now here". By this time she is fully dressed and ready to leave. Try calming down a latina in Spanish. I promised myself to take another Spanish course when I get back. Anyway, it took all my romantic power to calm her down and took her to the bed. She is still fully dressed and went under the cover. "No sex for you tonight. And don't try to masturbate on me", she screamed and turned over. I was evaluating the situation for 20 min and then went in the bathroom to pee. Nothing was coming out. I looked down and the condom is still on my penis reminding me of my misadventure. I went back to bed and trying to coax her. "Honey, it is not good for your circulation. You have to sleep in a loose clothing. I promise you that I won't touch you. And masturbation is sure out of the question". She was gradually calming down and finally took off everything, put on one my t-shirts, she was using earlier and went to sleep. I turned over and felt she put her arms around me.

See, I could have done lot of things, including throwing her out without any money. But tonight, I was playing boyfriend / husband. And what all boyfriends / husbands are doing through eternity, is compromise. That's how you keep a relationship going. I am sure glad that I played along! In the morning she proclaimed that she does not want to talk about last night. She hold me tight and kissed me deeply. Boy! This girl is beautiful. I already made a date with her for my last night in Buneous Aires.

Bandy

[QUOTE=Bandy] But tonight, I was playing boyfriend / husband. And what all boyfriends / husbands are doing through eternity, is compromise. [/QUOTE]Yeah, just leave her with a fat credit card before you leave and it will be 100% like being married. Oh yeah, infrequent uninspired sex too.