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Bandy,
A cook, hair stylist, artist, TV star, and hooker, this girl has a lot of aspirations. Sorry about your unfortunate night, but thank you for sharing your funny story. I was laughing out loud when I read ""No sex for you tonight. And don't try to masturbate on me"
Sportsman
Bandy,
The difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is usually around six weeks!
When is the best time to visit BA? And what are the chances of a decent-good looking guy in his 20s being able to pick up women on a two-wk vacation?
I would use pros as a last resort. I'm hoping to get to know the non-pros.
My spanish is limited to high school spanish, but I am a fast learner.
It happens, I've never had a woman turn down an invitation for dinner etc. However hookups are kind of rare I think if you don't live there. Try Kilkennys.
[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz]It happens, I've never had a woman turn down an invitation for dinner etc. However hookups are kind of rare I think if you don't live there. Try Kilkennys[/QUOTE]Why would hookups be rare if I don't live there? What is Kilkennys?
Hook ups would be rare if you are a troglodyte like Daddy Rulz. I fucked the very first civilian I ever met here (a lawyer) and on the first date. I was just gonna kiss her good night and she dragged me into her room and raped me. I've done four or five amateurs here but I won't put any effort into it.
Kilkenny's is an "Irish" pub at I think Marcelo T and Reconquista, or very close to there. Loud, crowded, smoky, full of gringos but lots of Argentinos too. Sometimes there are hookers in there. Sometimes they have live music after midnight. It has a nice private bar that is some kind of bottle club where you have to join, or know someone, or blow someone. A very popular place.
I just had a great hour and a half with Cele / Celeste, who just got back from Spain on Saturday. What a great chica. Great body, great attitude, doesn't smoke, great head, very orgasmic, not squeamish about body fluids, screams and moans and gets gushing wet, puts your hand where she wants it, no rush, just awesome. Try her Asian cowgirl or her rapid fire combination mouth and hand action. Oh yeah; pricing fully in line with Dickheaded standards, too, and no whining for tips or cab fare or anything else.
However, she will be returning to Spain on or about 5 September so you must act fast. Anyone who wants her number can PM me. By this I mean you can certainly PM me; chance of me actually giving you her actual phone number is non-existent but I'll give you a phony one if it will make you feel better.
[QUOTE=Tyhigs]Why would hookups be rare if I don't live there? What is kilkennys?[/QUOTE]Richard T explained Kilkenny. I think hookups would be rare if your on vacation. If you live there your social calander could be very full. Portenas are very sexually liberated as a whole and younger girls really enjoy the company of somewhat older men. I think one night stands are rare for visitors. It happens and has happened to me, but it's not the norm. My opinion only no facts to back it up. Just what I gleen from conversations with non-pros.
What is the job situation for chefs, mechanics, plumbers, electricians, etc? How hard is it to get a work visa and an extended stay visa?
Chefs, mechanics, etc. make about $300 US per month. Competition for [b]all[/b] jobs is extremely intense and most openings are filled by friends and family, family of friends, friends of family, etc. An abundance of information on visas can be found in the Living in Argentina section.
Today is Thursday (August, 18) and this is the only day I had slated for Internet chicas. I planned to see only two chicas this trip. I was interested in a Russian chic called Brigitte (advertised in 906090 modelos.com.ar and may be in Platynum) and Lali from Area Vip.
When I called Brigitte's number, I realized it is a brothel. 120 Peso on site and 150 Peso plus taxi at my apt. They said I have to pay up front and I decided to visit the brothel in centro.
It is at Florida 939, Piso 3, Apt. E Phone: 4312-3474
I reached on time at 2 PM, took a look at the room and the bathroom and I told the madam that I can not do anything here. Room is essentially a closet. Then I took a look at Brigitte. I thanked my foresight to come here. Otherwise, I had to turn her back from the apt. She was Brigitte alright, albeit 20 pounds heavier and overall looked like a very overworked older woman. I told the madam that I am no longer interested in Brigitte. She understood and asked me whether I could wait for 15 minutes. She will call up some lovely girls and if I like somebody then I could take her home. 20 minutes later, Noelia, showed up. Did not look bad, moreover I liked her personality. I saw another tall, morena, but I decided to take Noelia. She appears as Abryl in Platynum. Average to good session. I will review her under Platynum.
My second appointment was at 7 PM with Lali in one of the apartments in centro, not too far from the apartment above. A mind blowing, spine chilling encounter. Probably the best overall Internet experience in my life. I will review her under Area-Vip section.
Today is Thursday, and every trip I pay a visit to Black on a Thursday. Today was no exception. Around midnight I reached Black with another American who never visited Black. I told him the trick of nursing one drink, which comes with the admission of 30 P, for 4 hours. Never offer anything to anybody, just watch the show.
I saw many regulars there, one of them was Rosa, who pouted when she saw me. "Mi amor, no salimos todavia". I just told her that she is not the problem, the problem is the currency. She is still mixing up pesos with dollars. Gave her a hug and moved on. I was surprised to see how many dogs were working there now. Some of them does not even qualify to work in Newport. Anyway, there definitely were few model types and I was following their actions. Two specific chicas (one was Paola) were definitely the meal ticket for Black. They were cunning the clients to buy drinks after drinks. When they went out, they came back within 40 min. I was really enjoying the show. They are beautiful, but I have no interest with this kind of girls. Moreover, they must be asking 300 Dollars per hour. I got to talk with many girls, only one of them told me that I have to buy her a copa before we could discuss price.
By now, two hours had passed. My American friend now has a headache and wants to go home. I said goodnight to him and wanted to stay at Black for the rest of the night. One very pretty girl came to me. She could easily be a Vogue cover girl, but looked too young. I asked she looked like 19 to me. She said 20. We talked a little bit and then she offered 200 Dollars. I laughed and told her that I never pay this kind of money and she should look for other guys. I don't know what came over her, she asked my number and said that she will call me in the afternoon. I gave the number and told her that she can come but I will only give her 200 P. (She may or may not had called. At 5:30 PM next day, I did receive a call. But I was sleeping and by the time I picked up the phone it was disconnected).
By now, I have zeroed in only one girl, who looked heavenly in my eyes. A real beauty, girl next door type. I got to talking to her. She is Veronica, from Mar del Plata and just started in the business for last 4 months. She told me that the minimum any Black girl (except the dogs probably) will accept is 300 P for an hour. I said that the hour does not work for me. I pushed for TLN. She declined. But I felt we established some chemistry. I was extremely tired from the encounters with two Internet girls before and was feeling very sleepy. It will be a total waste of money at this stage, if I take her. I told her that and said I may come back for her tomorrow. I left at 4 AM. Total layout for the night at Black was 30 Peso.
During those four hours, almost no one went out with customers. Girls there are really hurting for money (Veronica later acknowledged that to me). Stupid 200 dollars an hour asking price!
Bandy
Friday (Aug. 19) my friend and I first stopped at Rio Cabaņa around 11:00 PM. The place looked terrible. Very dark and only 7 or 8 very average chica and no client. We did not waste any time and came back to Excedra for a cup of coffee, a big mistake. Carolina saw me, apologised for the earlier failure to keep the appointment and wanted to have a session. I did not have any girl so far today and Carolina started to look inviting. She still looks very beautiful and I am beginning to be sucked in. I told my friend that my sixth sense is telling me that probably I am making a mistake, but I am taking Carolina now to my apt.
We left for Recoleta and midway thru the ride Carolina asked for a threesome. I somehow reluctantly agreed. We came to the apt and she called one of her friends, Paola, a dominicana, who also happens to work in Excedra. I was having fun with Carolina when Paola came. She is thin, has a reasonably good body and not so bad looking. All three of us joined the party and things started going for the worst. They are most interested into each other than me. And I started hating the entire thing. Carlolina already a big girl and I realized she had put on some extra weight which I did not like. I realized that I was not mentally ready for the threesome and I got very angry with myself for letting me get conned by Carolina. I had many wonderful threesomes in my life and this definitely the worst I ever had. I hated every minute of the encounter. Less than a hour later, I finished and I immediately told both of them to leave. 150 P each. I didn't regret spending the money, rather, it is the time, which could have been utilized for a better experience, is now totally lost.
I was totally upset and I did not want the night to end in a sour note. It is around 1 AM now and I just walked over to Black to get Veronica whom I met the night before. I saw Veronica was talking to her friends. She looked at me and smiled. I just walked over to her, pulled her by her hand and asked her to leave with me. I had to buy a drink (75 Peso) and we retired in a cozy corner for half an hour. No money or time was dicussed. Around 2 AM, we both left for the apartment.
For the next three hours, I had one of the best experiences of my life. She provided real GFE. "Piel como miel" correctly describes her skin. She is not an extrovert but responds actively with erotic stimulation. She provided me with the exact experience that I craved for. She let me take lots of pictures including some nudes. She was ready to spend the night but her cousine fucked up everything. Her cousine called to say that they have to leave for Mar del Plata in the morning. Veronica said that if she does not go with her cousine, her parents will suspect something. I was quite content at this point, gave her 300 Peso and said goodbye. A Black (the club) girl finally rescued me from having the worst night in BsAs this trip.
Bandy
I am entering the penultimate night of my trip and only one thing was left undone in the agenda. A trip to the Larrea 1072. So Saturday night (Aug. 20) around 7 PM, I arrived at that place. I had a session with a very special girl, Julieta, the best they could offer at the moment. If packaged properly, she is definitely a model material. I will review her under the Larrea 1072 thread.
Earlier in the evening, I got a call from one of my regulars in BsAs. She was spending the evening with a friend in Centro celebrating her friend's birthday. I told her to stay with the friend until at least 4 AM. I may see her tonight. This was my fallback option, if I don't get anybody from the other clubs.
Around 1 AM, my friend and I first stopped at Salome. I was interested only in Laura. She never showed up. The quality in Salome is really terrible I had ever seen in two years. We left that joint around 1:30 AM.
There were several quick stops made at Jaz, Hook and Ness and of course, I could not find anybody with whom I may be remotely interested. Finally, I borrowed the cell phone from Anival (door keeper at Ness) made a quick call to my girl at Centro and told her to join me at my Recoleta apt in 15 minutes. No surprises, no shocks. She knows exactly how to please me. It was great to finish the night with a "sure thing".
Bandy
Sunday afternoon was scheduled for Mansion BBQ party. Predictably, Julieta never called and I felt relieved. I had no energy left to fuck this beauty at 11 AM in the morning. I barely got up around 1 PM.
By 2 PM, my friend and I reached the Mansion. Jackson greeted us and informed that we were the first to arrive. Very soon, Dickhead, Papa Benito, Thomaso, Mo and others joined in. We were all chatting away and I realized DH was conspicuously absent along with Maya.
About an hour later DH is energized (???) and started taking orders for the steaks that he is going to make for each one of us. Meanwhile Jackson announced that Maya is available for massage service onsite, if anyone is interested.
It took me 30 sec to sign up for the service and Maya and I retired upstaires. I treaded water very carefully making sure that I don't come in contact with DH's leftover glob. Maya performed well and it was the right warm up round prior to a nice BBQ.
When we came down, everybody already finished their food. We two stood out like sore thumbs and our non-resident cook enquired with a smirk on his face about how did he taste.
Most of the guests left by 6 PM. Only four of us, DH, my friend, Mo (with an adventure of his own in between) and I stayed with Jackson for an hour longer. I had an appointment with Angeles around 8:30 and we all said goodbye to Jackson around 7:30 and came back to town.
Around 8:30 Angeles called and said that she is having problem with babysitter and will be quite late in coming to my place. I can not stand when somebody don't keep the appointment within a reasonable time. I immediately got upset and told Angeles not to bother anymore to come to my apt tonight. She was quite startled with this sudden turn of events. She started pleading, but I already made up my mind and said her goodbye.
I called my friend up and he wanted to go to Black. We went to Black little after midnight. 50-60 chicas and 7 men. This chicas have no business! As expected, I did not see Veronica. I had no interest with anybody. My friend liked a particular girl and I asked him to close the deal.
After half an hour of talking, he came back to me and told me that this girl, Mikhyla, asked 300 dollars an hour. I got really pissed. I told my friend to stay put. I walked over to Mikhyla and started scolding her. I told her that this is a rainy Sunday with 7 men in the club. How can she expect such an unreasonable deal. I told her that my friend will give 300 Peso and he expects a great service in return. Mikhyla changed her tune immediately and said that she has to go right now. It is about 1 AM and I was sure she was looking for round tripping. So I asked that my friend will pay at the end. She will not agree. At this point I asked my friend about his preference. I cautioned him that this girl can leave in 10 min once paid up front. My friend wanted to take the chance and I cautioned Mikhyla that if she treated him badly I will talk to Danny. They both left and soon after I also left Black. (Note: Mikhyla stayed for 2 hours and provided good service)
I walked over to Newport around 2 AM. I never paid any attention to the band there before but surely it was a great band tonight. I saw many young couples in their 20's were in the club tonight. Anyway, I saw Elizabeth, the brazilian chic from the other night and some other new faces. One of them is Barbara, 33 yrs old hairstylist from Curitiba, Brazil. She is passing through Buenos Aires for one week and making some money on the side. Good fig, great conversation, reasonably educated and I thought this will be my final nightly target of BsAs of this trip. She asked for a cup of coffee (5 Peso) Then the world collapsed. I offered 150 Peso and she asked 100 dollar. I asked whether she knows that it is Newport , not Black. She won't budge. I laughed and said goodnight. She had the courage to give her number and asked me to call her in the afternoon.
By now I was in a need of a warm body to finish my stay in BsAs. I walked over to Madahos around 3 AM. Believe it or not, I came across a lot of doable girls on a Sunday late night than I saw in a prime time few nights ago. There were virtually no man. Lots of girls showed interest. I picked the one with most energy and was most interested in me. She was Belen, 26 yr old and a mother of a 2 yr. Old child. 60 Peso exit drink. I made a deal for 200 Peso for 4 hours (upto 7 AM)
She was great in bed. We finished around 5:30 in the morning. I was quite sleepy. She said she can not sleep so early and started reading a magazine. How can I tell her that I have to check out of this apt in less than 6 hours. I needed to sleep at least for few hours. I told her to go home. She was surprised and willing to keep her end of the deal of until 7 AM. Finally she asked whether I was angry with her. I reassured her that I am really sleepy and her presence is not helping me. She got dressed and was ready to leave and then the unthinkable happened. She came near to me and opened her big bag and asked me to check it out. It is like end of the day security search in offices when you leave from work. She said that there are many girls steal from clients and they collectively get blamed for that. So I should check her bag before she leaves. It never happened to me before and I was totally at a loss for words. Finally I came up with my usual humor. I told her that I already knew that she had stolen something from me. She was shocked and asked what did she steal. I pointed at my chest and told her that she had stolen my heart. However, she can keep it and in return I just want a sweet kiss. She broke out in laugh, kissed me all over and said goodnight. Lovely end of my last night in BsAs!
Bandy
[QUOTE=Bandy]She got dressed and was ready to leave and then the unthinkable happened. She came near to me and opened her big bag and asked me to check it out. It is like end of the day security checking in offices when you leave from work. She said that there are many girls steal from clients and they collectively get blamed for that. So I should check her bag before she leaves. It never happened to me before and I was totally at a loss for words. Finally I came up with my usual humor. I told her that I already knew that she had stolen something from me. She was shocked and asked what did she steal. I pointed at my chest and told her that she had stolen my heart. However, she can keep it and in return I just want a sweet kiss. She broke out in laugh, kissed me all over and said goodnight. Lovely end of my last night in BsAs!
Bandy[/QUOTE]I think it was a Madaho (man do I want to paint over the second a in their sign so it reads Mad Ho) girl. Just as I was getting set to walk her out she showed me her purse. Told me roughly the same thing. Probably not a bad idea even though I keep shit locked up. My guess is that if some drunk guy complains the next day they will be in the clear because the idiot left his camera sitting at the restaurant and didn't have it stolen by the chica.
About 2 years ago, while in Madahos, I ran into a chica I knew from the year before. After I asked her how she was doing she started crying, etc. Telling me she was in trouble because some client had told Madahos management that she had stolen his multi-thousand dollar watch while she visited him at his hotel. Then last year (or so) I was in there and heard similiar bitching about clients later claiming the girls of ripping them off while at their hotel / apartment.
I do not know the truth of it either way, and I have never personally had such an issue, but I would not be surprised that they now tell the chicas to "show their innocence" before they leave the client - to avoid the post visit tirades from those who might otherwise claim to have been robbed.
Zappaman