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RE: Beso Negro
( Jackson, what's happenning with you? Founder of this site is ashamed to explain "Beso Negro"!)
Ok Member #1164, this is the act where the girl kisses your A-hole with passion. In fact, some of them may try to feel your prostate with their tongue. "Rimming" is another word that is also commonly used to explain this act.
(Now, don't ask me what A-hole is.)
Bandy
Exon Reporting: OPEN LETTER TO DICKHEAD. DickHead since you are the WSG Forum's resident in house economist I would appreciate your comments on the exchange rate of the peso. Ive been watching our dollar float higher against the peso, its now $2.95, what does this mean ? Is this Argentine inflation takeing its toll against their currency ? Is the price of pussy going to rise with the dollar. Are the Mongers on the board going to get even better deals in Buenos Aires. Are our trips to B A going to cost less money ? Are us Mongers going to get " More Bang For The Buck ". Your comments Please. Truly Yours Exon
Re: foreign exchange. Please read my postings in the ¨general info¨section. Inflation does cause a currency to devalue, as does a trade deficit or any other deficit in the balance of payments. However, there are two sides (minimum) to the story. Is the peso weakening against the dollar or is the dollar strengthening against the peso? The more Kirchner jawbones the IMF that domestic priorities are more important than repaying sovereign debt, the more the peso will weaken. But, at the same time, the more the US balance of payment deficit widens due to military spending and the shift from a manufacturing to a service economy, the more the dollar will weaken.
So, all else held equal, Argentinean women should be held, equally.
I will be there pasada mañana and will do some additional research on this and other pressing questions. I am in Santiago, Chile, at the moment. BTW, on www.oanda.com I just saw a sell rate of 3.0030 pesos per dollar, the first time I have seen the exchange rate break 3 to 1 in quite some time.
Sedulously, I remain your loyal and faithfull servant,
Richard Head, Esq.
Thank You for your comments DickHead and the economic lesson too the board. Im sure usefull monetary information for all Mongers heading to Argentina, both newbies and us vet's. Santiago Chile you say. That means your close to home and your getting laid and Im not. Sex prison is pure hell, but hope to see you in July with uncle Otto, The Mouse and others ------ Exon
I agree with and bow to The Dickhead’s economic explanation.
I would add in reply to Exon123’s question: “Are our trips to B A going to cost less money ? Yes they are. No matter where you travel from, the cost of airfare is rising.
From Europe, I’ve been planning a number of trips for July and December and have been told by my agent to expect (at the very least) an all round 2% rise in ticket cost for this half year alone. This is due to the rising cost of oil right now and the projected fuel costs to airlines this year.
Impact of wars on mongering travel: bad news all round…
Regards,
Havanaman
Preamble to my trip to BA-
I arrived in BA with only three things on my mind. Like the matra of real estate, all I could think of was women, women, women. My horrible goal was to cut a swath through the landscape over the next fourteen days and conquer them one and two at a time. To enjoy the uniqueness of giving them all their individual and multiple orgasms. (Well maybe my money will do that.) I planned my assault and sent my list to Roxana (Excel Spreadsheet). Three a day, with time for forays in the afternoon and night time assaults. I am sure when Roxana saw my list she thought "Who does this guy think he is! He will be wimpering like a baby after day one! Crying out 'No mas no mas!'" I figured with mental toughness and Cialis fortitude I could rampage through my list making me a legend in my own mind. A big thanks to all those who have posted before for their advice and to Jackson for those bits of gold he has thrown me.
Arrived in the morning after an all night flight from the east coast. Damm its hard to sleep in those planes. Arrived at my apartment and checked in. No problem. Great looking place in Recoleta from Argerntina By T. Cell phone rental delivery was botched. I failed to remind them I was coming. Even though I had confirmed via e-mail of my arrival, time and location and had received confirmation they lost my request. It was made way back in early April. Guys remember to send them a reminder confirming e-mail a couple of days beore you arrive. This is important because without the phone I could not call a cell phone from my apartment. It made things a little more difficult to accomplish. I went to the Locturio near my apartment and called them. They told me they would call me back and let me know what was happening in fifteen minutes. Three and a half hours latter I received a phone call they would be there in twenty minutes. Nice guy showed up and delivered the phone and explained the rates and the functions.
The fun begins-
The fanstasy:
My first appointment arranged by Queen Roxana was Maria from Argentina Private. Many reports have as of late praised her. I had always been attracted to her pictures. She has that wild look. One that says "I will blow your mind!" and laugh out loud as I drive you over the edge. I thank the recent posts noting her demeanor, skills and talents. I was concerned about seeing her till this point because when I searched the archives the only Maria I could find was Dick Heads Maria and not the Argentine Private Maria. Then again I thought wait "She has Jackson's approval! What am I worried about! Of course she is fabulous!"
The reality:
The reality is that she is wonderful. She took it in stride that I had a raging hard when she came through the door. Or as Mae West said "Is that a gun in your pants or are you just glad to see me?" She is much better looking in person than her pictures. However, I felt that she overacted to much. I think I am good but I do not think I am that good. Then again she is not an American women so maybe she was only acting a little? All in all a sweet girl. However, somewhere in the middle she told me that there might be a slight odor because she was at the end of her period. When we were done and I looked down and felt like another poster. (Was it Saint?) All I could see was blood on the sheet, I ripped this off the bed and saw blood on the mattress cover. Oh my God! I ripped this off. It was on the mattress!!!! Oh crap. "Ring ring- "Jacskon, where can I buy a mattress?" She looks down and runs downstairs like a jack rabbit. What the heck is happening!! Just as quickly she runs back up stairs with a sponge and some dish detergent. She quickly begins to clean it up. The difference between guys and women. Something is dirty. The guy says "I can buy a new one." The girl says "I can clean it up." See she said it looks fine. If you turn sideways and squint at it there does not appear to have been a blood bath here. Actually when it dried, the mattress looked fine. I will purchase a new mattress pad. This was much harder because it was white. Note to self. Purchase a rubber sheet to put down. Last note-Roxana-the girls should mention this small fact before they go to see someone. I mean I am in the middle of this when she tells me. I mean, she could tell me she was cursed and was going to turn into a mountain goat in ten seconds and I still would not have stopped! Baaaah Baaaah Baaaah!
Fantasy:
My second appointment (7PM), day 1, with Patiricia from Arg Private. Her selection was affirmed by Roxana when I told her of my basic requirements. "They must still be warm!" Seriously, she was given a thumbs up by Roxanna and the picture of her bum in the air filled me with nothing but lustful thoughts. Me pile driving her into the bed and wrapping my mouth around those wonderful breasts, moving lower to those fabulous hips and the pleasures that lay in between.
Reality:
Patricia arrives in the pouring rain. She is wet and cold. What a bastard I am for making this child come out on a day like this! She has a great command of the english language for basic conversation. She was sweet and definite must see! Although when I found out it take her two hours to reach me from her home I would not see her again unless I had her spend the night. Felt like a bastard for having her come so far just to see me.
Fantasy:
My third appointment (10 PM), day 1, Irina from Arg Private. She is a new arrival to Jackson's site. Little did she know what I in mind for her. She appears to be small in frame and therefore a perfect canidate for the swing I brought. I was in a serious car accident five years ago and suffered injury to my lower back. When I was with my girlfriend it would spasm during moments of passison and I would cry out "Argh!! Ah !!! Ohh!!!!!!" My girlfriend thought I was having multiple orgasms but in fact it was my back erupting in agony that left me paralized face down in the bed, drooling. All of this was resolved when I purchased the swing. If you have never used one before consider purchasing one. Any women that has been in it has told her friends about it and they all want to try it. I know this sound unbelievable but the girls were not Americans. The clarifies it!
Reality:
She was my third visitor of the day after arriving in the AM from an all night flight. Could I do it one more time? She arrived at the door and was cute as a button. Small but everything in proportion. Perfect in every way. Her breasts perfectly round a clit that swelled to a nice hard button with proper attention. Her oral skills were the best so far able to take me deeply. She provided this without complaint and without a rush to move to the next stage. Also, upon penetration she was able to take me to the hilt where others feared to tread she was able to make it disappear with great and frequent rapidity. She was on top with her feet on the mattress pile driving me into her ever so tight pussy. She was the most wonderful meeting of the day. Perhaps tomorrow the swing.
Day 2
First appointment (Noon)
"D" who was recommended to me by Jackson arrived in a timely manner. She is very beautiful to the point that I felt embarassed looking at her nicely proportioned breasts. We talked about politics (in english) and discussed the ins and outs of Argentina. She was very American in her views and I thought probably not to popular amongst the Argentinians if she expresses them. We talked so long that she probably thought she was in the wrong place. She quickly took me in hand and discovered that I was still a monger at heart. If you want to meet her you will need to talk to Jackson. She was a GFE and I wished I could of kept her. Hey not everything is about sex and I would be happy just talking to her. She found the rope for the swing and asked me "What is this?" I was to embarassed to say feeling she might of thought me a deviant. She said "Is it for tieing women up?" I replied "Not exactly."
The rest of the day was spent exploring Recoleta on foot. Locating and exchange on Quintana that offered a nice rate of 2.91.
Unfortunately the meeting for Tuesday's AMA meeting has been cancelled. If any of you want to get together PM me with your cell numbers. I do not know if because it is a holiday that the meeting was cancelled. I will miss getting together.
I told Roxana today perhaps that I had bitten off more than I could chew. Three a day was probably to many to continue. I guess also meeting these women you kind of fall in love a little bit. To tiring to do three times a day. Or maybe I will get my second wind! It will be quite on Tuesday since most of the girls are taking the day off. Roxanna commented that sometimes our eyes get a little to big when we make our plans in the states and then after a couple of girls we calm down a little. Sitting here now I am thinking I could of have done at least another two! I think I will go to dinner and then to Madahos.
It is great to be in BA!
Ah, how could anyone forget Exon and his fear of periods!
Weeping all the way to the airport, this week I returned to sex prison USA after 10 wonderful days in BA. This was my first trip. I’ve mongered in Russia, Cuba, Colombia and Costa Rica, but I am now sold on BA. The information below is intended for newbies, which others with more experience can perhaps comment on in more detail.
I made the May 18 AMA meeting, and the night before, thanks to Moondog’s dinner invitation, went to the restaurant Radizio in La Costañera, where I met up with a lot of other BA mongers and their chicas: Captain Dave, Andres, Stormy, Prazer (I think), and the legend himself, Jackson. Adriana and Ricardo from Platynum were also there. Some of us later went to Madaho’s, and from there I went to Cutty Sark with Ricardo (although I soon returned to Madaho’s, where Moondog was still drinking).
I want to thank Moondog for sharing his knowledge, and of course Jackson and Capt Dave for making my experience in BA a great one (that was a wonderful “initiation” barbecue (what an atmosphere!) the night before my departure). As I mentioned, I think we will know each other for a long time, for I have seen the Promised Land and I won’t be forgetting it anytime soon. I am now completely focused on getting back to BA. For those of you who haven’t met Jackson or the Captain yet, do so – your life will be incomplete otherwise.
Tips and suggestions:
1. If you have not already arranged one, before leaving, arrange an apartment though Mayra (I highly suggest the Recoleta area for your first time). I spoke to her on the phone, and she is very pleasant to work with. Also have her get you a cell phone, which can be delivered right after your arrival. A phone will normally be in the apartment, but there will not be enough credit to allow you to call cell phones (a necessity). For 10 days I paid about 130 pesos. You’ll spend more than that on your first chica. Have Mayra email you the number in advance and put it on the “visiting card” you make up on your computer: include your address in BA and numbers, and hand these out to any prospects. Mayra can also arrange a pick-up at the airport for 30 pesos.
2. Chicas: Read previous reports and look at the sites, and come up with the days and a short list of chicas. Then contact Roxana ($10 an appointment). Set up appointments for the afternoons and leave your nights open. Like Mayra, Roxana is extremely pleasant and well organized. The chicas will normally want/receive 100 to 150 pesos for an hour, but will generally stay longer. You generally need to include at least 10 pesos cab fare. Roxana will set you up with the chica of your choice for a lower price than you can get it. I have nothing but praise for her services. Note: All of the girls were older than they appeared in their pictures, although I did not try argentina-escorts, where according to Moondog, the girls on the site are just what you get. Here are two options from other sites:
Silvina from Platynum was great and was interested in pleasing. Small chested but a slim, wonderfully curved body and provided BBBJ. Highly Recommended.
Gala from sensualesbaires had a wonderful figure, perhaps not as absolutely perfect as her picture (check it out!), but very close (her breasts got smaller after having a child she said). Highly recommended.
3. Bring a very small bilingual dictionary and carry it around with you if you are still learning the language. Buy a guide book with maps. My salvation was Moondog’s extensive report on another site, which included details and maps that I printed out and brought with me.
4. Go to a Tuesday night AMA meeting, and meet those who can help you with info to make your stay a great one. Strike up a conversation with fellow mongers at the bar.
5. Whenever you pay for something, use larger bills first. Save the smaller ones for taxis (everywhere and inexpensive), tips and drinks (they disappear quickly).
6. For you first night go to Affaire for some drinks (3 for 25 or 30 pesos), walk next door to Closer (probably not worth staying, although you never know), and between 12:00 and 3:00 a.m. go to Madaho’s (5 minutes a way). I prefer Madaho’s to Blacks (more expensive and same quality to my eye). (Recall the problems some have had with Blacks. Also keep in mind Jackson’s negative encounter at Sante Fe 1707 and take the ban seriously if you want to stay in the jefe’s good graces).
Other notes:
I quickly moved from internet girls to those I met at other locales: I was a regular in Affaier, although mostly 7s and 8s are to be found there. Attitude makes up for a lot, however, and I had a fun time with Victoria and Mia on two different nights. The latter has a very sexy way of moving her hips as she watches herself dance in the mirror. Both are young, 21 or 22. Both wanted 150 pesos, plus a drink.
I checked out Café Orleans and Exedra more than once (about a 5 or 10 minute taxi ride from Recoleta). One night I was in Exedra with Capt Dave and hooked up with a thin, blonde, 20 year old chica (her name escapes me). She was very nice in the café, but her performance was lackluster. Her eyes often glided over to the television and MTV. 150 pesos. Exedra is hit and miss. On some nights there were a lot of older chicas who looked pretty rough. Other times there were a few real lookers. The clubs of Piper, Ness, Cattos and Hooks are nearby. There is no cover, but drinks will cost you. Some offer shows. Often there will be new arrivals, younger girls mixed in with the older pros. From 100-150 pesos, although they often start by quoting 200 pesos.
Madaho’s is my favorite of the clubs I visited. They charge 25 pesos and the first drink is free. There is a small young brunette named Lila that was great back at the apartment. Amber, a larger, dyed-blond Uruguayan was also wonderful in bed. Don’t be put off if the girls seem to ignore you – they are waiting for you to speak to them, and then they will open up. Be selective before striking up a conversation, however, for you may waste time and money trying to get away from a chica you don’t find as appealing as you first thought. The policy is that a chica must be invited for one drink before she can leave with you. I saw many 7s and 8s, some 9s there, and yes, even one10 (otherwise occupied, unfortunately), on the various nights I was there. Weekends aren’t as good, M-F are better. I’ve read on the board that the quality has gone down (Peter P) at the clubs but I’m not in a position to judge. All I can say is that many girls are not pulled out after many hours of talking and hanging out, so negotiate. It seemed at Madaho’s the going rate was 200 to 250 pesos for 1 to 1.5 hours (same call as Don Busch).
Blacks, promotes itself as more upscale, but I did not find the girls any better. The bartenders are less personable, and there is little breathing space. Thursdays are reportedly the best night, but I wasn’t there that night.
Solid Gold. I took out a pleasant 22 year old, but did not like the place much. The girls are just OK, and the furniture arrangement stinks – many of the girls just lounge around on the sofas off to the side.
Shampoo – 30 pesos entrada. I met Prazer (?) as I walked in on a Sunday night. There were a couple of lookers there, but it was a bad night (once again, the weekend). We left to go to the disco Hacia de Cuba, but it was closed (I did not make it to the discos, but people I talked to spoke of this one and of Mint – more informed BA regulars can suggest other discos and also brothels).
In all of these clubs, talk to the guys at the bar – they will be useful resources about discos, clubs, etc, in BA and in other parts of the world.
The next time I am in BA it will go for much longer, I will do a Spanish course at the University of BA, take dance lessons, put up signs to teach English, and otherwise find every possible way to get integrated and meet people/chicas. And of course this will include keeping Jackson and Capt Dave on the speed dial of my cell.
One quick story:
I had an incredible encounter with an absolutely crazy taxi driver. I was on my way to Radizio to meet and have dinner with the gang. The driver took off like lightning, almost hit a few people, was weaving in and out of traffic, giving people the bright lights, etc. - it was just too much. I told him to slow down and he said something in Spanish that I didn't catch but I know it was something snide. I think he had been drinking, based on his demeanor. I’ve been in cabs all over the world and I know dangerous (and drunk) when I see it.
When we stopped at a red light near the Carrefour department store on the way to La Costañera, I decided my life wasn't worth the ride I was taking with this nut, so I pulled out 5 pesos, said “esta bien” and opened the door. He must have thought I was going to stiff him, and turned around to grab me, saw the 5 peso bill, and went for it instead. All of this was done in a very aggressive fashion.
I am slow to anger, but when I got out, I slammed the door and walked to the sidewalk. Apparently taxi drivers hate this (they say “it hurts the door”). He then pointed at me and yelled something, and opened his door to come after me. Well, just then the light changed, and a taxi that had some real momentum hit his door and literally took it off its hinges! It was like an explosion, the sort of thing you see only in a film. The door was attached only by the hinge on the top, and what’s more, it wrapped itself around the car so quickly that it hit the windshield and smashed it on the driver’s side. The car was pushed forward into the center lane and cars began to stop. When I saw the driver was shaken but OK (all limbs intact), I did a run-walk to the Carrefour nearby. I waited about 10 minutes and hailed another taxi, being sure to say I was going to a disco next door in case the word was out that some American “trouble-maker” was going to Radizio. I was afraid he would show up at the restaurant but he didn't (I had given him the address). I was still really wound up about the experience when I first sat down, but I had some muscle with me that Monday night, and some fat after all that great steak, salmon and thyroid glands (not bad, Andres - thanks for the suggestion).
The adventure continues.
Exon Reporting: So Snowbird you caught Maria in one of her off days and had a bleeder. Or as DickHead would say, "I'll wade threw the red river, but I won't drink from it". To bad as Maria is top noch and I hate to see her reputation soiled here on the board. But the truth where ever it might take us is still the truth. In my case of destroying Jacksons mattress, "work beach", I was not so lucky. The spot if you want to call it that, was a circle three feet across, impossiable to clean. But $400 dollars latter Jackson and I are still friends. Thease Mongering accidents can and will happen to anyone. Just Monger enough and your going to see red. We should all be on the look out, but how can you tell? ----- Exon
Snowbird -
I couldn't find a picture of Irina on Jackson's site. How can I take a look at her?
DfB
DFB
If you go to Argentina main page TABLE OF CONTENTS, scroll down and you will find CHICA GALLERY IRINA, Jackson has downloaded 11 pictures of IRINA.
FH
Oh....The wonderful semi-"virginal" [b][url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?s=&postid=192513][red]Irina[/red][/url][/b]! I almost forgot that this chica nearly KILLED me in late March. She just about made me think I was her first referral from Argentina Private, but alas...the jefe himself shook me back to reality. At any rate, I had nearly as much fun writing about her [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=201021#post201021] [red]here[/red][/url] as I did meeing with her.
Whatever the case may be, if you like small real blondes, do NOT miss out, fellow mongers!
I neglected to mention in my recent report that I went on an excursion to the countryside with el jefe and a group of others to deliver ovens to several comedores. We spent the day unpacking, constructing, and installing these ovens, to the great delight of the poor souls running these places.
I learned that these kitchens receive little or no help from the government, and that they play an important role in feeding the children who come there (the schools do not provide lunch).
I encourage everyone to send money to Jackson's charity effort - even small amounts go a long way (easy to do with PayPal).
Smitty
I thoroughly enjoyed my first night back in BA. Anyone in the vicinity, PM me if you are up for fun and games. I plan to be here for a good long while.
Smitty,
It was good to meet you, and glad to have been able to help.
Enjoy the life,
Moondog