American Politics during the Obama Presidency

[QUOTE=WorldTravel69;438136]Where did you dream that up?

Nobody is trying to take any ones gun away, except the criminals and nut jobs.

The only reason anyone would need a multi-magazine gun is if they need to shoot all those beer cans in their back yard.[/QUOTE]So I met a nice Kid on the beach in Texas and he showed me his M-16 and I asked him what he shot with it.

He said "Cans!

Cans?

Yes, Puerto Ricans, Mexicans, Africans, all sorts of "Cans!

He must have been joking !

Property of the US Airforce written all over that smoking hot M16 !

Reminds me of the clerk at the Porn store that sold hand grenades and Laws Rockets!

TL.

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Nobody is trying to take any ones gun away.[snip][/QUOTE]

I think it's also safe to assume that you still believe in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny as well.


[b]'Mr. and Mrs. America, Turn Them All In' [/b] [i]Dianne Feinstein[/i]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffI-tWh37UY[/url]

Or use them, turn them in.

My Brother didn't use his. But he had it in his hand when two 13 year old kids knocked on his door.

So, the next day or so, when my brother was not home, the kids broke into his house and stole it.

So, you see if you don't use it get rid of it, or at least don't leave it laying around.

[QUOTE=Punter127;438142]I think it's also safe to assume that you still believe in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny as well.


[b]'Mr. and Mrs. America, Turn Them All In' [/b] [i]Dianne Feinstein[/i]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffI-tWh37UY[/url][/QUOTE]

Wow, Tejano has got quite a skill in nailing down issues and opening them up.

Good job buddy!

Carry on...

Jackpot.

[QUOTE=Jackpot;438144]Wow, Tejano has got quite a skill in nailing down issues and opening them up.

Good job buddy!

Carry on...

Jackpot.[/QUOTE]Thanks JP!

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Take Care,

TL.

TL didn't write that crap, the conspicuous absence of dozens of exclamation marks was a dead giveaway! It's internet spam.

It is however masterfully written, probably by someone with a deep understanding of psychological programming and manipulation. It is full of falsehoods, superficial comparisons, and narrow, isolated anecdotes that are far from representative. For example the last one, nobody's Constitutional right to defend themselves is being stripped. That is false. But that's what works with many Conservatives. Bonding with their anti-government potshots. LOL! Here's a good question. Why do you think there is so much of this misleading stuff on the right, but not on the left?

Nobody said the right wing wasn't endlessly entertaining. Got to love how Mitch McConnell's Kentucky Tea Party challenger immediately started attacking him, after Ted Cruz forced him to make a responsible vote to avoid government default. And Sarah Palin is suggesting Christie is lying about Bridgegate. 2014 is shaping up to be the year of right wing cannabalism, plenty of entertainment ahead.

[QUOTE=TejanoLibre;438128]If you can get arrested...but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally * you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. (Tiny's note: What other country in the world would award people who enter illegally with citizenship?)

If you MUST show your identification...but not to vote for who runs the government * you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more * you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If the government's plan for getting people back to work is to provide incentives for not working, by granting 99 weeks of unemployment checks, without any requirement to prove that gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldn't be found * you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage * you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

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[QUOTE=Esten;438159]TL didn't write that crap, the conspicuous absence of dozens of exclamation marks was a dead giveaway! It's internet spam. It is however masterfully written, probably by someone with a deep understanding of psychological programming and manipulation. It is full of falsehoods, superficial comparisons, and narrow, isolated anecdotes that are far from representative. [/QUOTE]Yes, this is indeed crap, that makes absolutely no sense. It exists for the sole purpose of giving one of the major political parties a leg up in elections. The Democrats who came up with this are not, however, idiots. In fact, like Nestor Kirchner and Hugo Chavez, they are political geniuses, and these are some of the ways they buy votes and stay in power.

[QUOTE=Tiny12;438160]Yes, this is indeed crap, that makes absolutely no sense. It exists for the sole purpose of giving one of the major political parties a leg up in elections. The Democrats who came up with this are not, however, idiots. In fact, like Nestor Kirchner and Hugo Chavez, they are political geniuses, and these are some of the ways they buy votes and stay in power.[/QUOTE]Of course I did NOT write that Boys!

I would not waste my time on Political B. S unless it was humorous and in my Parties favor.

If you are going to quote me then please show the entire quote so none of the humor is lost in translation.

Thanks,

TL.

Best quote of the Day:

"she drinks whiskey, and she swears, and she is a republican, which makes her a low, foul creature.".

From "Stagecoach" Mary Fields

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Fields[/URL]

Absolutely worth reading!

She could run for President

Darrel Issa's is locked on the IRS, how long ago was that?

His record:

[URL]http://whohijackedourcountry.blogspot.com/2012/06/darrell-issas-long-criminal-record.html[/URL]

And Obama Care for All. The Republicans want you to not have inexpensive Health Care.

What Greedy Bastards. They and their Insurance Companies just you want to pay more for YOUR Health Care.

[QUOTE=Tiny12;438160]The Democrats who came up with this are not, however, idiots. In fact, like Nestor Kirchner and Hugo Chavez, they are political geniuses, and these are some of the ways they buy votes and stay in power.[/QUOTE]Brilliant, absolutely brilliant Tiny. My hat off to you. You figured it out. Democrats have been spamming the internet with anti-government writings that are so absurd, they are sure to make anti-government folks (AKA Republicans) look bad. In turn this alienates voters from Republicans and helps Obama stay in power.

But it's even deeper than this. I know I can trust you guys to keep this here on AP, amongst us mongers.

In fact the entire Tea Party movement is an Obama strategy to maintain power. He figured the best way to sink his opponents was to damage their credibility and promote internal division. To achieve both objectives, he formed a secret group to infiltrate the right wing, from the grass roots level all the way up to the top. Big names like Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, some of them might be Obama plants. Of course there are many real Tea Party members and sympathizers, but they've been pulled along and encouraged by Obama's plants and stealth propaganda. In the meantime, the twin goals of voter alienation and internal division are coming to fruition. Tiny is right, Obama is a genius.

The next time you are with a group of fellow conservatives, you might want to look at the guy next to you and ask yourself, is this guy real or an Obama plant ? I'm just saying.

Esten and T.L., You're both smart, so I assume you're being facetious. But just in case, I intended to say that the following don't make common sense. Shrewd politicians on the left made these proposals or policies because they thought they would get them votes, and don't much care if they're idiotic or bad for the country:

1. Give citizenship to people who entered and remain in the United States illegally.

2. Allow people to vote without identification.

3. Spend more government money (years after the end of the recession but before the 2012 and 2014 elections) because that will reduce federal debt later on.

4. Grant long term unemployment benefits to people without making them diligently look for work and accept available jobs.

5. Make banks or government knock off mortgage debt in excess of the value of a house.

T.L., I enjoyed your post and realize it was meant to be humorous. Politicians from both political parties support a couple of the idiocies, like military aid for Egypt. And, as Esten and WT69 point out, some items in the list, including a couple paraphrased above, haven't become law. Yet.

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And Obama Care for All. The Republicans want you to not have inexpensive Health Care.

What Greedy Bastards. They and their Insurance Companies just you want to pay more for YOUR Health Care.[/QUOTE]Ha! Obamacare was a huge giveaway to the insurance companies. Look at the share price of Aetna, up 130%. Insurance companies will have more business and less competition. Health care costs will continue to go up. Obamacare fixed nothing.

Now that the Tea Party has more power in the Republican Party, the Greedy Rent Seeking Bastards are working your side of the aisle instead.

[QUOTE=Esten;438181]Brilliant, absolutely brilliant Tiny. My hat off to you. You figured it out. Democrats have been spamming the internet with anti-government writings that are so absurd, they are sure to make anti-government folks (AKA Republicans) look bad. In turn this alienates voters from Republicans and helps Obama stay in power.

But it's even deeper than this. I know I can trust you guys to keep this here on AP, amongst us mongers.

In fact the entire Tea Party movement is an Obama strategy to maintain power. He figured the best way to sink his opponents was to damage their credibility and promote internal division. To achieve both objectives, he formed a secret group to infiltrate the right wing, from the grass roots level all the way up to the top. Big names like Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, some of them might be Obama plants. Of course there are many real Tea Party members and sympathizers, but they've been pulled along and encouraged by Obama's plants and stealth propaganda. In the meantime, the twin goals of voter alienation and internal division are coming to fruition. Tiny is right, Obama is a genius.

The next time you are with a group of fellow conservatives, you might want to look at the guy next to you and ask yourself, is this guy real or an Obama plant ? I'm just saying.[/QUOTE]I think that Esten wants to be reincarnated as a satirist.

Tres3.

[QUOTE=Esten;438181]Brilliant, absolutely brilliant Tiny. My hat off to you. You figured it out. Democrats have been spamming the internet with anti-government writings that are so absurd, they are sure to make anti-government folks (AKA Republicans) look bad. In turn this alienates voters from Republicans and helps Obama stay in power.

But it's even deeper than this. I know I can trust you guys to keep this here on AP, amongst us mongers.

In fact the entire Tea Party movement is an Obama strategy to maintain power. He figured the best way to sink his opponents was to damage their credibility and promote internal division. To achieve both objectives, he formed a secret group to infiltrate the right wing, from the grass roots level all the way up to the top. Big names like Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, some of them might be Obama plants. Of course there are many real Tea Party members and sympathizers, but they've been pulled along and encouraged by Obama's plants and stealth propaganda. In the meantime, the twin goals of voter alienation and internal division are coming to fruition. Tiny is right, Obama is a genius.

The next time you are with a group of fellow conservatives, you might want to look at the guy next to you and ask yourself, is this guy real or an Obama plant ? I'm just saying.[/QUOTE]Wow, John Le Carre stuff, and I am part of it.

[QUOTE=Tres3;438192]I think that Esten wants to be reincarnated as a satirist.

Tres3.[/QUOTE]Satire or changing the subject are your only options if you're trying to defend some of these positions.