I've been to Pipper's Pub. Dark, dingy, inexpensive, unattractive chicas (no idea on their cost, I didn't ask!). Some here might like it. I won't be making a second visit.
Uncle Otto
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I've been to Pipper's Pub. Dark, dingy, inexpensive, unattractive chicas (no idea on their cost, I didn't ask!). Some here might like it. I won't be making a second visit.
Uncle Otto
Pipper's Pub:
This may surprise you, but I have checked out Pipper's a couple times and they definitely have "The Nastiest" Hookers in BA drunk or sober. They make Monticello's girls look like 10's. I did have a beer each time (they even tasted funny) and then ..... Ran like hell!
Home and Alive,
The Mouse
I remember reading some reports on Pipper's (or is it Piper's) over a year ago. The impression I got is that it's your basic whiskeria rip-off joint and to be avoided, period.
Of course, it might have changed management since then. If you've been everywhere in BA, 3 or 4 times, it might be a novel experience, or it might be your basic whiskeria rip-off joint.
Guillermo
I went to Pipper's Pub twice last year. I thought it was OK. They treated me nice, drinks seemed cheap. The girls were 1 step down from Catto (OK-maybe 2 steps), but were not aggressive. I took home a chubby girl wearing glasses for 150p or less. Guess I'm not "picky" like Saint and some others. Sometimes the normal looking girls are so happy to be working that you get great treatment and less attitude. Plus I think of my self as a normal kinda guy. Worked for me and she wore her glasses in bed. Hot, hot, hot . . . Different strokes.
Peace, -P
Finally something we ALL can agree on. I only went to Pipper's Pub ONE time a few years ago. I was with my buddy, Kickstand. Honestly, I think it was the only time I've ever been scared in all my trips to Buenos Aires. They had the scariest girls I've ever seen in my life.
I really think most of the girls downtown are not so great but Pipper's Pub made the girls at Hooks and Ness look like Ms. Universe contestants. Be careful out there.
Saint
Laprida 947, tel 4962-0547
This private receives some good marks on several local boards so I decided to give it a shot.
What a deception.
I saw 5 chicas, 5 dogs overweighted.
I paid the 10P presentation fee and got out.
Geezus Dickhead
you sure know how to start a thread.
I got pulled into Pipper's Pub by a poor tout
with promises of pequeño pricing and passionate chicas for pay
as I passed by it on my primero trip out
prior to penetrating Catto's passageway.
I didn't perceive it to be a pleasurable pickup place.
So I took a piss and I left posthaste.
Pentagon. Indeed.
DB
Dodger Bulldog:
Of course you are welcome to use my map. Thanks for referencing it.
Stowe:
I enjoyed your excellent post, and especially liked the advantage/disadvantage format. Unfortunately I nearly missed it due to the posting delay associated with regular membership. Since I suspect at least a number of casual readers may have missed it as well, [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=294239#post294239][red]here’s[/red][/url] the link to it.
Since I have primarily (about 75%) been enjoying internet girls during my trips, I thought I might add these thoughts. So far, I have had about 20 sessions with internet girls. I have had one no-show, and none who insisted on being paid upfront (in contrast to your experience).
I believe part of this good “batting average” is due to pre-screening them by Roxana. I have used Roxana’s services in the past, NOT because I am unable to make my own appointments, rather, I feel that the biggest hassle associated with internet girls is trying to get them on the phone and coordinate the appointment times. Quite often, one does not reach them on the first try. I hate leaving voice mail messages but even if you do so, they may never return your call or call when you are “on the job” with another chica! This may be more of a problem for people like myself who are limited to only 3-4 days in B.A. at a time, and as a result are “forced” ;) to see 3-4 chicas per day. My prime mongering time being so scarce, I simply cannot afford to spend too much time on the logistics of the game and at least for me, Roxana’s main utility has been in this regard.
To complement your post, let me add two other mongering venues that I feel have been under-reviewed and under-rated. One is taking a Privado girl to your apartment or hotel, and the second is the Clarin (or other newspaper) classified section.
Knuckhead
Yes, [b]take out from privados[/b]. Available at a popular privado near you. The only extra cost is taxi fare. This eliminates the "grunge factor." OK well maybe at [b]my[/b] apartment it doesn't. But isn't it nicer to do her in the privacy of your own home?
Now privados are established to allow local residents to fuck women other than their wives in locations other than where they live. I bet these girls love to leave those dingy apartments once in a while and come to a nice hotel to have sex. I have only done this a few times but I plan on doing it more in the future.
I thought there were [b]lots of cute girls in Catto's[/b] tonight. YEMV
Platynum Poll / Decision 2004
It's election time in the states. There's nothing on television except political ads and debates. The only good news is that Dan Rather may finally get his just rewards after distorting the news for forty years. My phone is ringing off the hook with political surveys. I have found peace in the sanctuary of my library. I have lots of time to surf the net, planning my upcoming sojourn to Buenos Aires. I think I'll conduct my own survey.
Near the end of my last visit, I discovered a few of the cafes, clubs, boliches, and apartments mentioned in this Forum. I also visited some not mentioned here which I found through the Clarin. This included a few of the 20 peso bait and switch dives. I have had no experience with the website services. In fact, I found the youth and beauty of these girls to be intimidating. I presumed they were of the calibre and price one would expect to find in the reviews I have read about at Madahos or Black.
When I saw a few of them had internet access, I thought what the heck, let's give it a shot. Perhaps I could line something up in advance. I sent 2 generic inquiries: 1 direct to the girl; and 1 through the agency who didn't have email. To my surprise I received 2 replies within 24 hours. The direct mail girl replied and quoted 70 dolares per hour. The agency sent a form letter reiterating the girls profile and told me to call her direct.
This was such a good return rate I thought I would pursue this further. For one thing, I had made a cardinal error by not detailing my requirements and price. I looked at each of the member recommended sites and found many of the listings to be redundant. I decided to use Platynum because it had the largest field of candidates and was convenient to manuver.
I introduced myself as a retiree on a limited budget. I would be in Buenos Aires for 3 months and would like to have a regular sex session 2 to 3 times per week. This would have to be in YOUR apartment between 10:00 and 18:00 hours. I prefer oral sex to completion, occasional conventional intercourse, nothing kinky, and never anal. These sessions would be less than 1 hour in duration and I would pay 100 ar pesos per visit. If interested, please reply.
My only selection criteria was email access. I never read the profiles. Afterall, this was a blind survey. Of 504 listings, 80 showed email addresses. I culled out 10 of these as duplicates (same girl , multiple ads). I sent 70 letters of which 7 came back as undeliverable. This meant I had successfully fielded 63 inquiries. I allowed 5 days for replies after which I received 18. Here are the results of those 18:
3 replied in spanish that they do not understand english and would I please write to them in spanish. I have yet to try translating. I'll leave that to Roxana.
2 were insulted that I would make such a cheap offer. I immediately appologized explaining I was of limited means, this was my problem and no reflection of the worth of their services. One accepted and one rejected my appology. In fact, she retorted that she was servicing 200 of B/As wealthiest men and had no time to talk to a cheap gringo. I appolgized again and somehow in her busy schedule found time to to send me another hate letter. I'm afraid I'm on her permanent shit list.
3 countered at 200 pesos per session. One was appologetic for her high price saying it was necessary because of her resemblence to an american movie star.
2 countered at 150 pesos per session.
8 eagerly accepted my offer as stated.
I will arrive 2 weeks from today and can't wait to meet each and every one of these lovelies. I'll post the results as appropriate. I wanted to post this in the website section but found that impossible. I hope this may be of assistance to anyone exploring the website services.
Stormin
Knuckhead,
Thanks for the reply and your observations. While the internet thing didn't work for me, obviously it works for others. I am sure if I did enough internet chica appointments, I am sure the majority would be sucessful. But I ask myself why? With all the chica options available it is not difficult to find success and to me the internet chicas have the biggest unknown factor of all the others. It is unknown if their service will be good, no test drive possible like at the clubs. It is unknown if they will look like their photos.
And to your other point, I did not use Roxana, I did it myself with my high school Spanish (a problem I am now rectifying). Perhaps things would have been different, then.
As for doing take-out from a privado, thanks for mentioning it as I did forget to include that option. I did do take-out and was even more happy with the results. And the fact that take-out is the same price (plus 10 pesos for taxi) makes it all the better.
Stowe
To Norman Stormin
You can give me the direction for the 4 top expensive girls answer you? Thanks in advance. I am looking for top class models and most of the time they are expensive but I have to look. I am sure in Ba are a lot of realy nice top girls but is not so easy to found because are on the exclusive market.
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To All WSG mongers,
This is part 2 of my report on Buenos Aires-the first part was a couple days ago.
The Chicas.
In my 11 days there I fucked 13 different chicas and 5 chicas I had more than once.
Ginger–Gemidos (internet) 200 pesos for 1.5 hours (stayed 2 hrs)
Nothing like her pictures, though not unattractive. And yes, since it my first 4 hours in Buenos Aires, I did do her even though she was not up to her pictures nor was her attitude the greatest. The little head rules sometimes.
Very large tits but the nipples were too sensitive to suck or even play with. CBJ which was ok. Fucked her three times in two hours, once in the ass which was pretty good. During sex she consistently resisted my oral and digital attempts to get her to cum, but after fuck number two, I gave her a message and she fell asleep. While she was asleep, I began to play with her pussy and clit. Eventually, this woke her up as she was beginning to cum. Being too late to stop, she had me continue until she came. I was rewarded with my third penetration, this time in the ass. I will get my way! Will not repeat.
Rafalea - Cattos 150 pesos 1.5 hours (stayed for almost 3 hours)
Super nice fake blond about 23 years old. She has nice breast, excellent nipples, shaved pussy and hot ass. She does a great BBBJ (not TC) and has a super personality. She has a great attitude during the session. Her pussy and ass are very clean and sweet. She enjoys sex and is a very active participant and definitely wants to orgasm during the session. Unlike some chicas where it can take an hour to get them to cum, it is not difficult to get her to cum. During our session, we both came twice. Greek is not available but did put my finger in her beautiful ass during doggy. She allows photos. Ended up doing her multiple times. Not a clock watcher. Will definitely repeat.
Rosa Maria - Cattos 160 pesos for 1.5 hours (stayed for 3 hours)
Great blond about 28 years old but looks much younger. Thin build with small breasts but somewhat puffy nipples. She has a beautiful and sweet fully shaved pussy that is delicious. Great BBBJ (can be TC but YMMV-mine was TC). She is the best kisser I have ever had! She has a great smile and a fantastic attitude during sex. Loves to play during sex and is an active participant and wants to orgasm. Is not difficult to make her cum. During our session, she came twice and I fucked her two times. No rush, in fact she prefers to take it slow. Ended up doing her multiple times, no time a TLN where I fucked her four times, once in the shower and CIM in shower. Allows photos. Will definitely repeat.
Nadia – Suipacha 921 apartment. 100 pesos for 1 hour (extra 30 pesos for greek)
Of the 3 chicas available at 1 in the afternoon, two were club quality, the third not doable.
Nadia is 24 and can easily be a club chica, she has a great face and super body. 34C breasts with long nipples, a great ass that required my attention. She was very friendly and communicative and was very fun during sex. No inhibitions, no attitude. Excellent BBBJ. She really gets into the sex, thrusting back in time to my thrusts. She is a bit passive but not overly so and still a chica I repeated with. She loved to sucked my nipples and lick my balls. Greek is available to those of us that are not endowed with a baseball bat for a dick-lucky for my I am not. Before the jokes come, my dick is not a Mini-Me, either:-)
Greek was very good, but she was only comfortable in spoon position. Will come to the hotel for the same price. She was in no hurry and enjoyed conversing.
Cecilia – Guemes 3221 apartment. 100 pesos for 1 hour (includes greek)
Of the 3 chicas available at 1 in the afternoon, two were club quality, the third was doable.
Cecilia is 25. A short brunette with 34C tits a great face, body and especially the ass. She is very friendly, laughs easily and provides a great session with lots of positive personality. She is definitely not passive and even communicates how best to get her off. She like oral on her clit sideways rather than up and down. Her BBBJ is one of the best. She gives great attention to the balls and even does a bit of Beso Negro (also likes it on her). She enjoys inserting her finger in my ass while doing BBBJ. Her pussy is sweet and gets very wet. She also likes to suck my nipples while playing with my balls and dick. She likes the sex more aggressive, placing her hands on my ass and pulling me toward her as I thrust. I had her come to my hotel for another session for the same price. She was in no hurry and enjoyed conversing. Pictures are ok but no face shots.
Aylen – Ness 150 pesos for 1.5 hours (stayed 40 minutes)
Aylen is a spinner, perhaps just under 5 feet tall, long brown hair. Breasts about a 32C, nice face and body. She is more passive than I prefer but she is a nice chica. She has only been there 2 months and I believe she is new at this occupation so she lacks some experience. Given her nice personality, with experience she may get better. Her BBBJ is ok and was not very long but would have done longer if I demanded. The sex was fair but again passive. In doggy, she would not bend completely over for maximum exposure. She is silent during sex. In cowgirl, she moves side-to-side or front-to-back, does not go up and down. Again, I think inexperience. Our session ended in 40 minutes because when I came the first time, I notice blood on the condom. Evidently, it was her time of the month, not an issue for me but evidently an issue for her. She did not want to continue so we agreed I would only pay her 100 pesos. Would I try her again? I think possibly since she is very cute with a nice body and nice personality. I would hope the next time she would have more experience and be less passive.
Analia – Maipu 429 Apartment. 100 pesos for 1 hour
Of the 5 chicas available at 2 in the afternoon, one was club quality, one other was doable.
Analia has long brown hair, very fine and soft. Her face is very cute and her body is excellent. Tits are 34C with big nipples. She is 24 years old. Her BBBJ is excellent, she really enjoys doing it. Likes to lick the balls. Very active during sex, when in cowgirl she works very hard pumping up and down. She likes sex a bit rough and the harder I thrust the more she moans and thrusts back in both doggy and missionary. She was in no hurry and enjoyed conversing. Would repeat.
Jessica – Santa Fe 1707 apartment. 100 pesos for 1 hour (BBBJ extra 20 pesos).
Of the 4 chicas available at 2 in the afternoon, one was club quality, two others were definitely doable.
Jessica is about 5.6 with very long brown hair and 34B tits. She has a very pretty face with a beautiful smile. Her nipples are puffies that are medium long. Her body is outstanding with a super ass. BBBJ (for 20 peso extra) is excellent. She does not use a lot of hand action, mostly her mouth. She is also very active and likes sex a little rough. She enjoyed it when her ass was slapped while doing doggy. Reverse cowgirl was great because of the fantastic view and the fact that she worked at it very well. Greek is available for additional pesos. She was in no hurry and enjoyed conversing. Would repeat without hesitation.
Nazarena – Cattos 150 pesos for 1.5 hours.
Nazarena is 20 years old. A beautiful brunette with long-haired slightly curled. Gorgeous oval-shaped face, beautiful smile, a great body and hot ass with a sexy small crack. She is relatively new at Cattos, about a month so she seems a bit inexperienced but has super potential to be a top chica. She only did CBJ but she did a great job with a bit of deep throat. Her breasts are about a 34C with small nipples. Her pussy has a slight musky scent, not unpleasant at all. It was sweet to taste. Doubt greek is available at least not yet. In sex she is not timid, moaning and talking dirty (which I have found nearly all the chicas do). Very active in all positions, including her on top. She likes to be playful during sex and laughs easily. She was a bit hard to make cum but likes my finger in her pussy while eating her. The sex was so active I had an adrenaline rush and could not sleep for hours afterward. Will definitely repeat in January.
Eva – Madahos 200 pesos for 1.5 hours (but tough negotiations were required).
At 5.2 Eva is short but does not appear so because she wears 5” black boots hidden by her long, very low-cut white linen pants. A matching top cut short to show her very toned stomach finishes the outfit. She has a longer oval face with curled black hair. She is pretty with a super toned body. She speaks pretty good English.
A bit of kissing and fondling in the club, bought her the 50 peso drink, then left. She started out at 300 pesos and refused to go lower than 250. She was the fourth chica I worked on and none would go lower than 250 pesos. After nearly 30 minutes of failed negotiations I said no because I could get chicas at other clubs for less. She said go to the other clubs then. She left and I stayed to watch the Sunday night football and finish my drink. About 10 minutes later she comes back and says how much would the other chicas at the other clubs charge and I told her 150 pesos to which she replied ‘no way’ or something to that effect. She complained a bit and I told her to look around the place. There were more chicas than men and it was a Sunday night which is extremely slow. I told her I didn’t expect to pay her 150 but I wasn’t going to pay her 250. After a few minutes thought she agree.
My opinion is that she never would have lowered her price if it had not been a Sunday night, so I believe that 250 is the lowest most chicas will go most evenings. My opinion.
Eva was a huge disappointment. She seemed great at the club but once in the hotel things seemed to change. Before we even got into the bedroom, she asked for the money (bad omen #1).
We started to kiss and I found that suddenly her open mouth kisses became closed mouth kisses (bad omen #2). Went to suck on her breasts and found a do not trespass sign posted there (bad omen #3). Ok to feel but not to suck (bad omen #4). She did not want fingers in her pussy or oral (bad omen #876??). Her BBBJ lasted about 3 minutes then on went the condom and up she went, fucking me as fast as she could as if she wanted me to come fast. Moved to missionary and I went to insert into her and she pushed my hand away saying I could not touch the condom for some reason I did not get.
All this was within 15 minutes. With this I got off her and told her this was the worst session I had had in Buenos Aires. That I did not like being rushed with a short blow job and fast sex, especially for 250 pesos. I asked her to leave and she questioned why because she wanted me to finish. I told her there was no way I could finish with her and she needed to leave. She was pissed and mumbled that this wasn’t her fault to which I replied that I could not continue with someone who obviously just wanted me to finish as quickly as possible. I am not normally an asshole towards chicas and someone who treats them this way but her attitude the entire time she arrive at the hotel was 100 percent different than in the club and I was horny and frustrated. The worst part is, is that she had the best attitude of the four I approached at Madahos.
Perhaps it was just a case of bad chemistry but the other chicas did not appear to be much different.
Silvia – Ness 150 pesos for 1.5 hours (stayed 2.5 hours) Greek not available at this time.
Silvia may be my favorite of the trip. A hot little chica from Paraguay that is about 5.3 with 34C breasts and nice nipples. The breasts are full but a little flabby, probably from nursing a child. Still they are fun. She has a gorgeous face with a small ass that is super delicious. She has been at Ness for about 4 months.
In the elevator she gets on her knees and has her mouth in my crotch. Right then, I know the session is going to be great. The minute we get in the room, she turns on the sex more and becomes a little nasty. In sex she has a super attitude, playful and very active. Her BBBJ is about the best and she includes her finger in my butt and Beso Negro into the mix at the same time. All the while my fingers are deep in her beautiful ass and she is moaning and getting more wet. She did not want to leave and enjoyed talking and flirting. No pictures allowed unfortunately. I repeated with her on this trip and I will repeat several times in January.
Katerina – Suipacha 921 100 pesos for 1 hour
Again, of the 3 chicas available at 1 in the afternoon, two were club quality, the third not doable.
Katerina is a cute brunette with a pretty face, 34B tits and a great ass. She was extremely active in sex providing a BBBJ, Beso Negro, cowgirl, R-cowgirl, doggy and missionary with great energy and enthusiasm. Sex with her is great. She literally demanded my finger in her ass and not just in there but thrusting deep in there. The deeper it went, the more she moaned. The only time she wanted it removed was in doggy when she wanted me to hold her tight with both hands and pound her very hard. She has a great attitude and wanted to go another round but I was spent and couldn’t deliver. No rush, in fact we talked more than fucked. Will repeat in January and at that time I will want more in her beautiful butt.
Sonja – Maipu 429 100 pesos for 1 hour.
Of the 5 chicas available at 2 in the afternoon, one was club quality, one other was doable. Since I had already done the club quality, I tried Sonja.
She had big tits (34D) that turned out to be fake. I do not like fake tits, preferring small real ones to large fake ones. Her nipples were good size, large enough to gnaw upon with great pleasure. She has a nice face and a great attitude with a very outstanding ass. Sex was good but she moves so much in trying to fuck me back that it interrupted my thrusting. Still, has a good attitude and tries hard. Fucked her twice, the second time BBBJTC and continued to suck me long after I finished. She did get up to spit it out, not an issue for me but she did lose some good protein doing that! Probably will not repeat.
Stowe
Norman,
Great survey! Now, all you have to do is to hold your breath while opening the door, hoping the same girl in the website picture does show up. Keep a 10 Peso bill handy, in case you have to get rid of her real quick.
Bandy
I wonder how many responses Stormin Norman would have gotten if he had written to these chicas in castellano.
Escorts websites in Buenos Aires
When we are on vacation, my wife and I like to meet some escorts.
So, I checked the web when we arrived in BA, november 2003.
It was wonderful: many nice and profesionnal websites available, with hundreds of women.
I would advice escortsbaires, escortsargentina and Platynum.
Many of the girls had a personal mail.
We had meetings with 2 wonderful girls, exotic and sexy :
Bruna: an incredible black girl, 20 y.o., a VERY sexy and animal body made for sex, breasts like 95D; she was very nice to us and we paid her 150$ for these unforgettable moments.
Zelina: wonderful "morocha" which is a mix of indian and latin blood, with clear blue/grey eyes with a dark skin. Superb! 250 pesos.
If you like this kind of "morochas", just go to Salta (north-west argentina).
Frenchycouple
Stormin Norman,
I don't do the internet girls anymore and haven't for some time but as far as scheduling super far in advance or even just in advance can be problematic. First of all, many of the girls don't know what they will be doing tomorrow let alone weeks from now. Good luck trying to get them to remember your email as they get many. Also, that day if they have other guys that will pay them more, your chances of them accepting your lower offer are slim. I'm not saying you can't get good deals. I'm just saying sometimes you have a hard enough time scheduling them once you are here in town let alone weeks in advance. Keep that in mind when your planning your trips to BA everyone.
Internet girls can be wonderful but I've just found that I prefer to meet girls in person first to see what their personality is like, what their smile is like, how their body actually is in person. Nothing beats the clubs and apartments for that. For that reason I haven't done an internet girl in a long long time and probably won't. Good luck.
Day 4: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Marrion
I went to Maipu 429 piso 5 today at around 1:00 p.m. and was not disappointed - as Andres noted, mostly Northern Argentinian and Paraguayan chicas available, and all 6 of them doable. Facilities were quite nice. 70 pesos for the half hour/100 pesos for the hour. I chose Joanna (yes, ANOTHER Joanna...can you believe it?...if there's one at Suipacha, I'll have a hat trick), a 23 year old Argentinian with a full C cup and a very cute face. And I thought the service at 1707 was good: she provided a total girlfriend experience, BBBJ without asking, multiple positions, and CIM finish. Yowza!
Some restaurant items to report: went to El Mirasol Puerto Madero last night, which was alright (very nice ambiance and service, and I got almost a pound and a half of medallón de lomo). It was actually the same price as Cabaña Las Lilas, but I preferred the meat at Las Lilas.
Today I went in search of Chinese in Belgrano and tried to go to Todos Contentos, which seems to be well reviewed everywhere I looked. They were closed, however, so I walked down the street to El Dragón Porteño. Avoid this place if you like good Chinese food - I've had better Chinese in Wisconsin. DP charges $3.50 for a wonton soup and $10.00 for a house special fried rice. I'm still getting used to the pricing here, so it didn't register until I started to think about it while waiting for the food that this was somewhat overpriced. Both items were terrible. I'll have to make it up tonight at Tomo 1 or Le Sud.
GC
Does anyone know if the highly acclaimed Sandy is still working ? She was famous in 2002. The last I heard she was working at Blacks. Has anyone seen her and does she still look great ? I am planning to come by BsAs in a couple of months and would like to hook up with her.
I would like to nominate Stowe for "Buenos Aires Rookie of the Year." I hung with him several nights and this guy did almost everything right, including:
1) tossing out any chicas who did not perform,
2) telling chicas he had already been with that he would not buy them any drinks that night because he wanted "otra chica" that night,
3) walking away from a previously negotiated deal when BBBJ was not on the menu, and
4) going to Don Gal*ndez for lunch.
He will make a fine dickhead one day, as soon as he learns to use the bus system.
Hey Dickhead,
Thanks for the nomination. Can I do an acceptance fuck with a new chica rather than a speech if I win?
As for taking the bus. The next time I won't hesitate except that fucking Guia T book uses such small font I cannot read a fucking thing (bi-focals? What the shit are they? They're for old farts!).
Also, the bus system is more complex than the one-route types found in California and since I don't have a very high IQ, I am studying the Guia T book 4 hours a day to decipher the Buenos Aires bus routing system. I think by January, I should know at least one bus route-perhaps 2?
One thing I will do different in January is not accept so quickly when the chica moves from 200 to 150 pesos in a flash. I am going to try to lower my costs to about 130 pesos per fuck for the club girls. Don't know if that's attainable because I am not a regular but it's something to try for.
Stowe
I will be adding a few viewable pix of a couple of chicas I played with later today.
From a past trip to BA,
Agustina,www.bairesgirls.com.ar $150 Pesos/hr
Pictures better, but close. Very nice natural rack (C/D), with a 7/8 body, nothing wrong with it at all. She generously shared ém (rack) with me.
Girl next door face, lots of DFK, but with a taste of smoking. Very cooperative, active, and playful attitude. Treated her culo as just another orifice for me to fill. Somehow I think it would have taken a couple of hours of DATY to get her off.
Two shots on goal, lots of BBBJTC, but pulled away at completion, default would have been CBJ, but agreed to BBBJ.
I´d might have done her again, except there´s so many other pleasures there were to be found. Stay tuned, maybe I´ll report on a second date.
Uriburu between Alvear and Santa FE.
LAGNAF
Now I lay me down to sleep,
A girl from Catto's at my feet.
If she won't blow me when I wake,
I'll pay her with a bill that's fake!
Cuz trucho comes and trucho goes;
I use it when I blow my nose.
So if you get some counterfeit,
Just use it when you take a shit.
Just want to say that for all those who want to learn about Buenos Aires, the people and the chicas, Dickhead is a great source and a fun guy to hang around. He made a couple of excellent chica recommendations for me.
But he can't hold his liquor one bit:-). What a light weight!
Thanks Dickhead
Stowe
Stowe - nice reports. Didnt you try the Flores clubs?
Hi MagicHat,
Don't know anything about them but probably won't have tried them as was having too much fun at the others. Can you give some info?
Stowe
My sommelier and I had two very nice young prostitutes over for dinner tonight. I made poached salmon and asparagus with bearnaise sauce, and some potatoes I called Hongroise but I just pulled the recipe out of my ass. It was great. My bearnaise sauce is so good you could put it on a piece of drywall and eat it. My sommelier had selected some white and red wines that were probably excellent but WTF do I know about wine? I'm pretty sure they had alcohol in them.
The dinner conversation was very good and we discussed politics, race, traveling, movies, and I forget what else. The women were quite intelligent and savvy.
Then afterwards it was a little weird because I met this gal at the mansion so assumed she was on the program but nothing had been discussed. Sommelier and friend said they were going to hit the sack and so I asked if we should stay there and use the spare room or go to my apartment. She said "como quieras" so I decided we should split since there were a lot of dirty dishes.
In the taxi she was not too affectionate but when we got to my place it was fine. She is a little plump with BIG TITS and damn I needed some big tits. Lots of fun. She had to work in the morning so wanted to leave soon after which was just fine by me. Money still had not been discussed. I gave her 120 and she was happy. I'll fuck her again in a month or so when I need big tits again.
Life is good.
It's now past 5 AM and I'm just getting home from a night out on the town. I hung out with a cool American dude I met a few months ago that lives here. I also went out with these two young Scandanavian girls that I know here in town. I also went out with one of my friends that is a Porteno and he introduced me to his friends. All super cool guys. All from the elite families of Argentina. The ones with summer homes, winter homes, homes in Miami (that type). Cool ass guys.
We went to this new popular club called Jet and I was told it was hip. If you go there, avoid eating there and just go for the club as the food sucks. Perhaps some of the worst sushi I have ever eaten in my life. Thursdays are supposed to be good but it was almost all dudes. A true sausage fest. The ratio was about 7 guys for every girl. They did have some hot girls though. It's a trendy club with mostly 20's-30's crowd. We had a good time laughing and these Portenos really liked hanging out with Americans. It was interesting that one of them kept trying to talk to my buddy Khofoo about the Boston Redsox. They knew the owner of the club so before we left the owner sent over complementary beers and a bottle of champagne. These guys really know how to live it up. I made some new friends tonight. They invited me to go skydiving next weekend with them.
We decided to head to a club and they suggested- Cocodrillos. I haven't been here in about 2 years. The place is truly hit or miss but tonight was really miss. Honestly, I didn't see one girl I would have pulled out. Hell, I wouldn't sleep with any of those girls for free. The place has really gone downhill, IMHO. My friends knew the owner so we had no cover charge but I doubt I'll be back here anytime soon.
I'm damn tired but can't fall asleep now from drinking so many Red Bulls. Oh well. Still a fun night but pound for pound I'd rather spend the money on a hottie from the Recoleta clubs.
Saint
P.S. Some of you have PM'ed me saying you sent me email and I never responded. I respond to almost all my PM's inless they are just comments. I'm having a problem sending emails to AOL so if you emailed my work email, I did send a response but AOL is blocking our emails.
If You Have Erectile Dysfunction or Unreliable Erections.
I subscribe to a newsletter from Consumer Reports named "on health". In the latest issue there is an article titled "Erectile trouble may signal heart disease." The article says that if you have erectile dysfunction or unreliable erections that the cause might be blockages in the arteries of the penis and that such blockages might indicate blockages elsewhere in the body such as the heart. The article also points out (as we have been hearing for a long time but it can't hurt to repeat it ...) that if you are already at risk for a heart attack or stroke that the ED drugs can increase that risk.
The article is not precise about the research it is based on except to say that it was conducted by Italians.
Bob
[blue]Greetings Everyone,
In lieu of having a dinner party at the Mansion this weekend, I and Silvina are hosting a group dinner this Saturday evening at 9:30pm at Cabaña Las Lilas in Puerto Madero.
The Address is:
Cabaña Las Lilas
Avenida Dávila 516
Puerto Madero
Capital Federal
4313-1336
You are welcomed and encouraged to bring a date.
Please RSVP to [email]Jackson@ArgentinaPrivate.com[/email]
When you arrive, the reservation is in the name of "Jackson"
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
Dickhead can't hold his licker? Bummer!
Regarding Cafe Dickhead:
This does not belong in the restaurant section because Cafe Dickhead operates on an irregular basis. The poached salmon and the rest was just excellent, one of the best meals I have had in BA.
Dickhead said:
"Sommelier and friend said they were going to hit the sack and so I asked if we should stay there and use the spare room or go to my apartment. She said "como quieras" so I decided we should split since there were a lot of dirty dishes."
After my delightful little friend and I had finished, she offered to help with the dishes, which was a nice touch, but my cleaning lady, the mighty Maria T. was coming in this morning, and inspired by two Alfajores as a propina, cleaned the whole thing up. An excellent evening.
Stormy
Day 6 - Don't Cry for Me Argentina
Great last night with a couple of snags in the early evening. Went to find Rio Cabaña at around 7 p.m., but it was, unfortunately, closed. I could have sworn I read there was a day shift, but maybe I got there too late to catch it. Okay, on to dinner at Rey Castro before the clubs, I figure. I call to make sure they are serving Cuban food (I went in earlier in the week, and suprisingly, they only serve Cuban food on Friday and Saturday nights! The rest is happy hour crap you could get at your local Chile's). Why do I want Cuban food in Buenos Aires? You can't get it where I live. Yes, yes, the woman assures me on the phone, 1) we have ropa vieja, black beans and rice, the whole nine yards on the menu, and 2) we are currently open for dinner. Of course she neglects to mention that these two facts are mutually exclusive. The Cuban menu doesn't start until 10 p.m. I should have known better.
I caught up with a fellow monger this evening in Recoleta (a real good guy...I'll let him introduce himself at his own discretion) and we headed to Madahos for his first BA club action. We got there really early, but it was good to relax and watch the chicas showing up for work. Much more and better talent than when I was there last Sunday. My compatriot calls over a hot, young thing from Paraguay (pal, I was there for an hour after you left...she was easily still the hottest chica in the club...congrats!) and was soon out the door. I ended up waiting around a while, which was good, because the girl I ended up choosing was just arriving when I saw her - a 22 year old, very pretty blonde (think a buxom version of the girl on Scrubs...same smile and look to her) named Gimena. Her attitude was amazing and she was by far my favorite session of the whole trip. Tonight, Madahos delivered, and I now know I'll be back in Argentina sooner than later.
I'm sitting here waiting for my flight to Bogota with a one day lay-over, and I'll post on the Colombia board what I find. Thank you everyone for the information and recommendations I utilized on this very worthwhile trip to BA.
Regards,
GC
General Custer,
If you don't mind my asking, what were the charges for the Madaho's services? When I was there last, they were pushing for 300 pesos for a short time. When I wasn't interested, the chica left; no negotiation. Is it still like that?
ER
Hi Stowe...here is part of my report from Dec 2003, but it was just a snapshot....Andres is the expert on this area so reading his board will give you all the info you need. On my previous trips I've largely been travelling around the country with just a few days in BA at the end....not nearly enough time to get to know the city and it always felt very pressured, not to mention the fact that after 4-5 days of trying to do touristy things during the day and partying all night I returned home with sleep deprivation and looking badly in need of a holiday instead of just having one! Hope to make another visit in November and have at least 7-10 days in BA this time and plan to explore this area thoroughly so will do so and report back.
all the best Magic Hat.
A NIGHT OUT IN FLORES
From reading Andres posts, I wanted to visit Flores. I was a bit worried that it might be a little dangerous, but it sounded like an interesting area so I decided to make the trip. Its 10-12 pesos one way from Recoleta.
Flores rocked. Not sure what its like normally as I went there during a ‘feriado’ or holiday week end (Saturday night), but instead of being worried about being picked off and mugged because nobody would be about, I was more in danger of being trampled by the number of people on the street. The main area is about 7 blocks along Rivadavia around Rivadavia 7500 and on the Saturday night there must have been at least 2,000 people out partying…that’s no exaggeration as I counted 5 open discotecas so it was probably more. Of course that meant that there were hundreds of cute argentine girls out on the street….this would be a good place I think to meet non-pros, though you’d need to speak Spanish. I tried, with no success sadly. Off the main streets, there were a lot less people so stay on the main streets where the people are….now trouble can happen anywhere and though I didn’t get the feel of this area being that dodgy, don’t take any risks. But overall I’d say it had the vibe of being a good solid working class/lower middle class area, without the elitism maybe of Recoleta or barrio norte, just normal people out for a good time. I thought it was an excellent night out and would definitely return.
I didn’t see any SW.
The mongering clubs are all located 10-15 yards off the main streets, so as to be slightly inconspicuous.
I went to;
Envidia.
Its off the Rivadavia 7500 block…I think the actual street is Arguerich.
5 pesos entry, with 1 drink.
Drinks for the chicas 20 pesos
Rooms on premises….40 for 30 mins, 80 for 1 hour.
You enter and there’s a long bar on the left of a rectangular room. Immediately to your right when you go in is a pool table. You sit at the bar or at tables. At the far end of the room is a stage where sometimes a chica does a striptease. As with all these places, it’s hit and miss. There were 4 chicas I would have done, out of about 25. From time to time a chica will hit on you but they are not pushy. The girl I wanted was with a group of lads so I didn’t try anyone here. The downside of it being a feriado was all too evident later on in the evening as this place filled up with noisy young kids….I think Andres called them pests in a previous post and I know how he felt.
La Fuente
Located in calle La Fuente just off Rivadavia 7300 block.
10 pesos to get in, with 2 drinks.
Drinks for the chicas 15 or 20 pesos, cant remember
There’s an albergue transitorio next door – 40 pesos/30 mins, 80 pesos/1hr
You pay the bouncer and go up some steps, past a couple of open doors and through a 1-way mirror door. Straight in front is a bar, to the left some tables and chairs, to the right a space and then a lounge area. It’s quite small. The girls all wear a schoolgirl uniform which is quite sweet…and they seemed young. Nothing illegal, but definitely late teens/early 20s rather than the early/mid/late 20s that you normally see in the clubs. Maybe the schoolgirl outfits make them look younger. There were approx 10 girls in there, 2-3 I would do. The others were friendly and not hardened. You can buy them a drink and feel them up, all quite fun. They did try one trick I didn’t like. When I spoke to the bouncer….he told me the prices included the room. Upstairs, they tried to charge me an extra 15 pesos. Soon sorted that one out. I went for 30mins, chica was very sweet, a fun experience. Otherwise I liked this place.
Camroon
Avenida Alberdi 2800 block, cross street is Avenida San Pedrito. Avenida Alberdi runs parallel to Rivadavia, 2 blocks to the south.
6 pesos entry with one drink.
Drinks for the chicas – 20 pesos I think
I’m guessing here…think it was 40pesos/30mins, 70 pesos/hr
You pay the bouncer and go in and sit down. The bar is on your right when you go in, to the left is a raised area with tables. Then a chica brings your drink and change and sits down with you and explains the prices. This is where I regret losing my notes. I thought this place had real potential, but I went there early in the evening when it had just opened, and meant to go back but have any more leche after seeing the chica at La Fuente and was drunk and anyway had to get back to Palermo to see John Digweed dj (superb as usual). There were 15 plus girls in there and 5 of them I would do. The one who bought me my drink was a 7, she could have worked in Madahos. In fact I asked her why she wasn’t which she liked. I cant would definitely go back to this place and I wish I had done the girl who bought me my drink…tall, slim, morocha, spinner, nice smile, good attitude. I regret that. If you’re in the area….check it out and let us know what you think.
Liza Café Pool
Avenida Directorio 2800 block, cross street is Avenida San Pedrito. Avenida Directorio is also parallel to Rivadavia, 4 blocks to the south.
It’s confusing because there’s an old, closed version of this across the street, but the new one is on the 2800 block.
I walked into this place without paying, and walked straight out. 10 girls in there, none of which I would do. I got a flyer saying “Arancel $20” whatever that means (Andres?). I wouldn’t say it’s a dump but didn’t see anything worth bothering with either.
Overall I would say that Flores can’t compare overall with the quality of the Recoleta and Microcentro clubs, but a night out there is definitely worthwhile and makes a nice change. The girls seemed a lot friendlier, and it’s cheaper too.
MahicHat
Good review of Flores! You missed the most important boliche, though (Doly's, facing Liza at the 2800s of Directorio Ave)
"Arancel" means "fee". I guess that they mentioned you the lowest price for chica (ar$20 for 15-20 minutes).
Hope this helps,
Andres
While at CAFE ORLEANS and/or EXCEDRA
Having visited Café Orleans and Excedra a few times, I did as recommended by Edonist in the Cafes and Coffeeshops listof the Argentina WSG-Forum: I sat around, sipping coffees and eating chocolated wafers served with them, watching everyone else, soaking in Latin society, and the following description flowed out of my fingers on a paper tissue:
In their early 20s,
They have of youth
The innocence.
In their late 20s,
They have of beauty
The arrogance.
In their 30s,
They have of volupty
The magnificence.
In their 40s,
They have of maturity
The elegance.
In their 50s,
They have of attractivity
A reminiscence.
In their 60s,
They have of festivity
The impatience.
In their dignities,
They have of duty
The silence.
Whatever their age
They have of grace
The permanence.
Make your choice,
They have of diversity
OUR preference.
Thanks Andres. Yes I couldnt work out why I couldnt find Dolys at the time (must be blind). Think they had been redeveloping it but am fairly sure it had re-opened by then. Basically I only I had one evening in Flores and started in that area and then headed for Rivadavia and didnt have time to go back and wander round as I had to get back to Palermo, but next trip I plan on spending some time in Flores.
Apart from Dolys, are there any other bars/clubs/boliches in that area that you would recommend? And are there any other areas like Flores? I'm not much into Madahos/Blacks etc. and have done the microcentro clubs too, but love the more 'off the beaten track' places (have noted the dpto on Av.Corro) and was wondering if there was another area in Capital Federal or just outside with a similar concentration of boliches?
MagicHat:
Unfortunately, BA has only one Flores. However, you still have 2 boliches in JB Justo Ave and Artigas St to visit (Top Secret and New Area), although they are expensive and not necessarily better than most places in Flores.
Outside BA, you have some boliches in San Miguel suburb, but I don't dare to go there (too much risk for too little reward).
Hope this helps,
Andres
Hi MagicHat,
Thanks for the report about Flores. Next time I am there will have to investigate.
Stowe