2004 Reports - Edited

FUTA = finger up the ass. I gotta tell you guys, the ratio in Catto's last night was overwhelmingly high. Plus after the football game was over (we lost), a whole second wave came on. Quality was quite high, too. I think that is the most chicas I have seen in there.

Plus that blond singer was there again. I would give my left nut to fuck her. Also she is a very good singer (as if that matters) and a very sweet person. Did I mention that I want to fuck her real bad? I mean [b]real[/b] bad.

But my fate is now sealed in Catto's. I have shat in my lunch pail and I now must be monogamous. Well, I mean I must be monogamous [b] in there[/b]. Well, really I mean I'd probably better not get [b] caught[/b] pulling anyone else out of there besides my favorita. But as we know, I like to live dangerously.

DH, the only problem with Catto's from my experience is that while the ratios may be good, you can't see your damn hand when you hold it up in front of your face! And there's a reason why the lighting is dim, as it conceals all manner of ugly hos! Which is not to say that there aren't any good looking ones in there, but that finding one can be difficult in the dark.

Any recent changes with the lighting (or lack thereof)?

-Uncle Otto

Here's an idea from one of the Moscow veterans, the esteemed CA Traveler: [b]Use a keychain flashlight![/b]

I mean, when you have to choose your "bride" like [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?s=&postid=222768][red]this[/red][/url], the keychain flashlight comes in very handy....not to mention that it can also help weed out the fake 100 Pesos bills.

[i]Photo credit goes to Ca Traveler[/i]

As usual, we disagree. I think that the lighting in Catto's is better than the lighting in Hook. I mean, in Hook the waiters carry little flashlights to count the money (or MIScount it) and you don't see that in Catto's. But, that could be because I seldom get a table at Catto's and normally do at Hook (since I don't go in there by myself). Last night I sat right by the stage and I could see the chicas pretty well. I sometimes see a 5 or so in Catto's or Hook but I can't recall seeing any truly ugly girls in either place, ever.

Personality is more important to me than looks anyway. However, I now know at least ten chicas in BA that are very nice looking AND have nice personalities so it's really not an issue at this point.

Now Ness, I've seen some real dogs in there. I think that if the stage show is going on in Catto's, it's pretty much WYSIWYG.

I am returning to BA in June 10-15. Any people want to meet up and check out the local inventories, PM me.

Jackson...I owe you a beer so if you are around, let us meet back up.

Cali

DH, I didn't post anything about the lighting at Hook being better than in Catto's. Neither place is particularly appealing to me, though I usually make the rounds of each of them during a trip to town to have a drink and assess the talent.

In my experience the lighting is dim in all the Suipacha clubs, but better in Recoleta.

-Uncle Otto

P.S. Time was not so long ago, DH, when you would never have admitted to spending time in any club, let alone prefer one to another. Your evolution has been a pleasant one for me to watch.

Tonight I went back to Nuevo Estilo and Antonela was not in evidence so I went with the tall blond waitress, known as Rubia but who said her name was De'bora. Undressed she has an even better body than would be assumed in a clothed state. Vital stats are 172 cm; 65 kg which sounds like a lot but she is not at all heavy but rather a strong, well-built woman; and 24 years old. Shaved.

Performance was sub-par, though. Of course I am pretty jaded at this point. CBJ, fairly skilled, but only a few minutes of it. Sort of passive, responsive but not very aggressive. She had a good rythmn going with the blow job, to the music, but during fucking just sort of lay there. Also she is not very tight even though she says she has no kids (and I believe it). Maybe she is just too big of a girl for me.

Would not repeat. I did not negotiate price in advance as she seemed very anxious to go with me and since I haven't had any issues with that lately. She was (or pretended to be) unhappy with what I wanted to give her, which was 125. She said everyone else got 200 for an hour and the dancers got even more. I said well actually I have been fucking here longer than you have been working here and I have fucked several of the dancers and no, they don't get that, at least from me. After some back and forth I gave her 150 and told her I would not go with her again. She lit up a cigarette in the room as soon as we were done and I don't like that. Antonela is a heavy smoker but she NEVER does that.

So then of course as soon as I got back there was Antonela. I suppose I deserve that for my lack of patience.

EDIT: To clarify, I had already paid for the room, 33 pesos. Usually with Antonela or Laura I would give them maybe 160 or 170 pesos and they would pay for the room. I think maybe Antonela works a deal to pay a bit less for the room than 33 pesos based on some money I saw change hands. I think mongers should negotiate a price that includes the room, for this reason, when at NEB.

DH,

Saw your note about Pelvi's. I assume that's the one on Cordoba. Do you know if any of those cute young chicas who parade around in their lingerie are on the program? Or is it strictly beer and pool?

I figure if anyone could persuade them to the dark side, you would be the one to do it.

Guillermo

Pelvi's is not on Co'rdoba. One is one Corrientes near Maipu' (actually right near the corner of Esmeralda) and is a good place to go get your dick hard before going to 429. The other is on Callao near Corrientes. I am referring to the one on Corrientes. There's actually a third one somewhere farther from downtown, maybe in Flores??

My sommelier and I were there again today and we are still pouring the foundation. Roxana and Jackson both say there is no official program but unofficially there is one there (at least) that I think could definitely be had. Today they were giving each other massages. But, the slutty looking one is not really all that great looking so if I do fuck her it will have to be about a 60 peso deal. I'll be going there fairly frequently, I suspect, since the prices are very good, especially during happy hour.

Stay tuned for further information

Yes! Callao and Corrientes, that's the Pelvi's where I used to hang out. One of the chicas there was a real looker. Said she was a native of South Africa. Spoke perfect English. She would have been a real trophy.

I imagine she's moved on by now.

Look forward to your reports.....

Hey guys,
I need some enlightening here.
What is this Pelvi's? What kind of activities take place here?
DWC

I am going back to BA next week. After taking care of family matters, I shall have some time to meet some of you for a tour of the areas. I speak spanish. Also, if you need something from the US, let me know. looking forward to some tryouts.

I am going back to BA next week. After taking care of family matters, I shall have some time to meet some of you for a tour of the areas. (I speak spanish. ) Also, if you need something from the US, let me know. looking forward to some tryouts.

To clarify, I have not been to the one on Callao near Corrientes where they have the erotic shows at 1:30 every morning. I am always hip deep in pussy at 1:30 in the morning. I have only gone to the one ON Corrientes.

DWC, they have a website: pelviscafebar.com.ar. BTW they are marketing franchises.

Tonight I ran across my first mobile hookers. I was at Marcelo T and Esmeralda and I heard the usual "hola mi amor" but it sounded like it was coming from knee level. I thought maybe I would fuck my first dwarf but it turned out to be coming from a parked car. Two gals in a car offering sex. Later I heard this is getting more popular in Buenos Aires: blow jobs in cars for 20 p catering mostly to locals. I may be a Dickhead but I am not getting in any hooker's car.

The rest of the night was so strange and sick and perverted that I cannot discuss it. I did thoroughly enjoy it.

Dickhead,

It seems like you are living your dream. I am very happy for you. And thanks, as usual, for the great reports.