Hook

[QUOTE=Exon123]Daddy,

You've been Fucking my "Little Marisol" haven't You.

Exon[/QUOTE]I don't think so this one was called Sol.

Was sitting at the apartment playing poker whan I felt this pain in my side. Being the hypocondriac I am at first I suspected cancer, then I realized it was the sore ribs I had from Sol pounding me with her fist as she comes. So I thought, well I missed my birthday in Australia (the day before, time zone thing) so I may as well celebrate it late. Jumped on the 26 bus, walked over to Hook, bought her a beer and brought her back to the apartment. Man that girl can fuck! Now my fucking ribs are really killing me but it's worth it. Thanks Dave for clueing me in to her.

Went out last night with a board member and we ended up at hook.

This Paraguayan spinner named Janina started to look good. So far I have been batting 100% with the Paraguayans, not for long.

We go back to my place have some really good sex. Half way through round 2 she says hurry I have to get back, I look at the clock I have at least 20 more minutes. It was 2 am I guess she wanted to get back and try for another. So I figured if there was another I would wear her out for him. I put every once of energy I had into her doggie for the next 25 minutes and sent her packing.

Super tight body I could hold both her ass cheeks in one hand, but bad attitude. I would not recommend.

Always stop off here after Hook and did so around 4 30. Zero. Probably too late. A bunch of mediocre chunky girls around here. I'm probably hitting em too late as the good ones probably are out but this is beginning to be a boring trip.

[QUOTE=KrazyGlue]Went out last night with a board member and we ended up at hook.

This Paraguayan spinner named Janina started to look good. So far I have been batting 100% with the Paraguayans, not for long.

We go back to my place have some really good sex. Half way through round 2 she says hurry I have to get back, I look at the clock I have at least 20 more minutes. It was 2 am I guess she wanted to get back and try for another. So I figured if there was another I would wear her out for him. I put every once of energy I had into her doggie for the next 25 minutes and sent her packing.

Super tight body I could hold both her ass cheeks in one hand, but bad attitude. I would not recommend.[/QUOTE]Stopped by last night to see if one of my girls was still there. She wasn't.

But Janina was. Class of the field!

She's reserved for a Paraguayan and shy by Hook standards. She's pretty new there and I think the management still have her scared about returning back to the boliche promptly. I persuaded her that I had taken chicas out before and that there was far more flexibility for return time than management had led her to believe. Also since she was beautiful, management would be stupid to let her go over a little extra time away.

I think that possibly KG misinterpreted her fear of being late for a bad attitude. As I said before, she is new and reserved and I can see where this might be misinterpreted. All I can say is that I had a great time with her.

In the club, she is not very demonstrative, especially by Paraguayan standards. I was actually beginning to doubt if she was a Paraguaya!

I asked if she liked kissing, she nods. Well show me. She gave me a peck. I told her it was like a kiss from my sister. She laughs. Is that the best you can do? She kisses me again. Muy buena!

YMMV. I think if you are patient and persuasive you can get a great performance from this girl. But hell she's a woman and as you all know, a woman's state of mind can change quicker than the prices at a Recoleta boliche.

BTW. I don't know if anybody has posted this yet, but the prices are now $20 for client drinks and $35/$45 for chica drinks.

[QUOTE=Gauntlet77]Stopped by last night to see if one of my girls was still there. She wasn't.

But Janina was. Class of the field!

She's reserved for a Paraguayan and shy by Hook standards. She's pretty new there and I think the management still have her scared about returning back to the boliche promptly. I persuaded her that I had taken chicas out before and that there was far more flexibility for return time than management had led her to believe. Also since she was beautiful, management would be stupid to let her go over a little extra time away.

I think that possibly KG misinterpreted her fear of being late for a bad attitude. As I said before, she is new and reserved and I can see where this might be misinterpreted. All I can say is that I had a great time with her.

In the club, she is not very demonstrative, especially by Paraguayan standards. I was actually beginning to doubt if she was a Paraguaya!

I asked if she liked kissing, she nods. Well show me. She gave me a peck. I told her it was like a kiss from my sister. She laughs. Is that the best you can do? She kisses me again. Muy buena!

YMMV. I think if you are patient and persuasive you can get a great performance from this girl. But hell she's a woman and as you all know, a woman's state of mind can change quicker than the prices at a Recoleta boliche.

BTW. I don't know if anybody has posted this yet, but the prices are now $20 for client drinks and $35/$45 for chica drinks.[/QUOTE]I agree with you Gauntlet77. The management has enforced a strict policy that if the girls do not return in 1.5 hours (includes travel time) they will be charged for another drink. This is the reason, I believe, and not the chica.

I confirmed this with Andrea, an argentine girl that has been working there for 3 yrs. She is a great girl, tall, pretty, thin and provided good BBBJ, DFK, etc. She even speaks enough English to get by for any non Spanish speakers.

Luv Ass

Second Stop Hook.

The beer raised 20 pesos; the girls are in a good average. There is a brunette, tiny more than interesting, I do not have any chance at all, as she was occupied. Hook was also empty but at least the level of the girls was better

Yanina, little tiny thing shoulder length black hair pretty. Asked 300 when I stopped laughing I told her 150, she countered with 200 I told her to go talk to the two chabones at the bar maybe they were that dumb but I wasn't. She said ok, when we got to my place she asked me why I paid the other girl 200. As I have NEVER paid a girl from Hook more than 150 I told her it was impossible and asked who was telling such terrible lies about me. She told me and I will address the situation.

Her preformance was terrible, first mechanical Paraguayan I have ever fucked not counting the cum recepticles at the embassy in Vicente Lopez. Would not repeat even if Jackpot paid.

[QUOTE=Daddy Rulz] Would not repeat even if Jackpot paid.[/QUOTE]Fat chance. Jackpot's so tight he squeaks when he walks.

"why I paid the other girl 200" Just goes to show you that the chicas exaggerate about how much they get, not only to us but to their competitors.

Had a great experience at Hook with a voluptuous Uruguayan with massive natural tits. I never DFK the putas but with her it all happened naturally. Most of the girls at hook are these skinny, high school types so she was a welcome change. I paid 60 to the house for the private room and 60 to the girl for a very passionate performance - I am sure the video is on the intranet by now!

No cover, no hassle, yes the drink charges are bullshit but the bar has to make a living too.

I made a rare stop in one of the less expensive centro clubs to look around. I wasn't 100% in the mood tonight and was contemplating taking the night off to rest. I stopped in Hook more out of curiosity to see what was available. If someone tempted me enough to take her home, so be it.

There were about 15 girls and 5 guys here around midnight. A couple dominicanas, a few portenas, and several paraguayas. Spent a fair awhile nursing my drink and briefly chatting with a few chicas. After awhile I spotted some eye candy at the far end of the bar and asked the waiter to send her over. Her name was Jesica I think. About 5'2, slim, petite (a bit) straight light brown hair, attractive face. A young looking 21 year old portena. Really sweet. And tempting. Possibly the best looker there. I bought her a drink, but since I hadn't totally planned on taking someone home tonight, it took me awhile to make up my mind. She was really patient. No hustle but she encouraged me periodically by touching me or holding my hand and looking at me with her beautiful eyes. Struck a deal for 250p for 1.5h and headed out. Paid one chica drink of 35p and my drink was 20p. Much cheaper than Recoleta clubs.

Back in my room it was a very good time. This girl is a real beauty. Beautiful smooth tan skin, full natural be cup, very good looking. Having started out the evening not sure if I needed to fuck, I was surprised at how turned on this girl was making me. I'd give her an 8, with a 0.5 deduction for a medium-size tattoo on the small of her back which I wasn't too crazy about. Without the tattoo she'd have been a definate 8.5 for me. Not quite a real GFE, but she kissed and did BBBJ without asking and was agreeable to all my requests. Only complaint was when she got me close to finish a few times, I pulled back or out and she complained a little like I shouldn't have done that. I wouldn't have lasted 10 minutes with her if I hadn't though. I made it clear to her that was my choice. Finished after an hour or so in missionary. There's a bit of a business element with her. Still, I would see her again in an instant. In some pillow talk after we were done, she said she sees several guys from the US and does quite well financially. I was surprised at how much she told me she made.

I arrived in BA a couple of nights ago, tired after a long flight from Europe. My apartment is on Esmerelda so it was just a short stroll to Hook for a recce about two o'clock. (I have been there a couple of times on previous trips.) There were about half a dozen guys inside being largely ignored by about fifteen girls. I suppose about half of the girls were just about acceptable. I had a beer (20A$) then sat down for a browse, and in the twenty minutes or so afterwards I was approached by maybe three English-speaking girls, including a rather mature big-busted and rather over-dressed woman who I took to be a kind of senior in the place. (Does anybody recognise her? I might have been tempted, but not on my first night.0 None of the girls was particularly pushy and went away when I said "Maybe later."

Eventually at about 2.30 a rather slim dark girl called Anna (though the large tatoo on her shoulderblade says Victoria) came over and introduced herself. She is probably mid-twenties and and spoke very good English, and as she seemed a lot of fun, I didn't send her away when she suggested a (40A$) drink. I asked how much, and after some not too serious bargaining, she settled for 200A$ for two hours, and no further drinks required.

Back in my flat, she was very keen, good-natured and fun, with lots of DFK. She is perhaps just a little skinny for my liking, with a rather small chest, but she made up for that with lots of GFE and no great rush to leave after the first round. Lots of CBJ (I couldn't be bothered arguing) and some nice DATY, and an expert finish with a hand-job (I told you I was jet-lagged)

I suppose she stayed until about five o'clock, and I was perfectly happy with the experience. She declined my offer to take her photograph, and I didn't pursue it.

Will I repeat? Well, I have her cell phone number, so I might give her a call some afternoon, though on the other hand there are lots more available, and I like variety. But, overall, she was a very satisfactory start to this year's trip.

I dropped into Hook about half past two on a Wednesday morning, and it wasn't exactly busy - maybe eight girls and a couple of guys. As usual, there were very few direct approaches from the girls, so that eventually I moved from one of the tables to the bar, largely to get a closer look because the place is very dark. I settled on Suzy, a dark-skinned Dominican with a large chest. She seemed a little older than most of the others there, and was good fun, so I settled for the standard $A200 plus a $A40 drink.

She was indeed good fun and provided a good session. I took her (clothed) photograph, though I'm not going to post it, and I would happily recommend her.

Interestingly, she said that she had been in Hook for a couple of months and I was only her fourth client. Her top price, she said, was an American who gave her US$100. I don't know whether to believe this, because she is certainly not unattractive, but when I gave her the $A200 she seemed genuinely excited at the prospect of going for a clothes shopping expedition the next day. I was back in Hook a few times afterwards, and she did make a fair effort to hook me again, and though I did buy her a chica-drink, I resisted in favour of some of the others. Still, it was a good experience.

Next night I returned to Hook, and again bought a $20 beer and surveyed the half a dozen or so available girls. I noticed that Angie was there - I had her last year (see Report 77 on this thread) and I resisted Suzy's blandishments, but I was looking out for Gisella. I reported on her last year also, but I was a little bit nervous because I had heard that she was annoyed that I had posted her photo on the board, albeit with her face obscured. Apparently somebody had shown her the photos, and despite the complimentary report (check it out - Report 76) she was peeved. It's a long story, but apparently someone else got the blame for the photos.

Anyway she was there, and she approached me, and certainly recognised neither my face nor my name. She is a rather short little thing, wearing the shortest possible mini-skirt over her pretty bottom, and while she speaks practically no English, I was keen tom repeat last year's great experience.

We agreed on $A150 plus a $A40 chica drink, and walked the couple of blocks to my apartment.

She did not disappoint. She really loves sex, and spent as much time looking after her own needs as mine. She does a great BBBJ, and practically demanded DATY. This was a real GFE, and she was in no hurry to leave. In fact she got herself going a second time, with my hand, and did her best to help me too, but I'm getting old!

I totally recommend her. If she had a bigger chest, I'd take her home with me! I did not ask to take her photograph, in case it revived memories for her, and I wanted to keep in her good books for again.

I returned to Hook the next night to look out for Gisella, but when I eventually saw her, it seemed that she was going to be booked by the guy she was with in a dark corner.

I thus decided I would look for someoneone else, and was rather taken by a tall girl with a very slim waist sitting near me. She had on a very skimpy top and jeans, which was unusual, but I caught her eye, and started chatting. I found out that her name is Gabriella and that she speaks no English. I bought her a drink, and started negotiating for a session in my apartment, but here I got a shock. She said, as she sipped my $A40 cola, that it was her period and she was not available. How do you react to that? (I'll write more about Gabriella later.)

Obviously I lost interest, but just then I noticed that Gisella's prospective customer was leaving so I nodded to her, and over she came. It seems that a lot of Argentinian guys just come into places like Hook for a bit of a grope, with no real intention of finishing the job at home.

Anyway, I took Gisella home, and had another great session, though again I have to confess that she got less from me than she might have if I was a bit fitter.

On my last visit to Hook, I hoped to see Angie or Gisella, but neither was there, so I looked around at the eight or ten girls and saw the same Gabriella who had conned me out of a chica drink. She was dancing at the pole, this time in a very short mini-skirt which showed off her almost Brazilian-style backside. She accepted my offer this time, and for £A200, I had a very nice GFE session with a really friendly girl. She is tall and dark-skinned, with unusual pale eyes, and a great attitude. Her pert little boobs are a great little handful as well. I certainly would recommend her.

The next day was her twenty-third birthday, she said, and she was planning a birthday party with a few of her girl-friends.

As per Wally Foot's report about Anna almost a month ago, I was at Hook last night just to hang out with a fellow monger and catch the scene. I was totally NOT into necessarily hooking up with a chica, but Anna spotted me alone (waiting for my friend) and came over and introduced herself. Yes, she knows some English and we talked for a while until I got totally aroused by that really short miniskirt and hot legs. After unexpectedly getting turned on, I agreed to take her back to my apartment in Recoleta for 150 pesos / hr. Plus round-trip cab.

As per Wally's report - below this one - I concur with him about the experience. The average monger would certainly rate her a 7. I would go up to a 7.5 or so based on the great legs (yes, they are very thin, maybe too much so) and looks in the miniskirt that totally captivated me. She was very affectionate in bed with all the acronyms and descriptions by Wally (see below) accurate. I highly recommend her and I have her cell phone number and may see her onSaturday when she is not working there. I am pondering a TLN with her as she is a lot of fun and I was VERY amused by her PSE squealing during the build-ups to climax.

Please keep in mind that this was, in fact, the very first club and an early encounter in my stay in BA so not sure how I will be writing to you all in a couple weeks when I may or may not be a bit more jaded and used to the scene. Again, I am coming from "sex prison" in the States so breaking out was half the excitement. Still, if your spanish is rusty - like mine - she is a must see and a good value at 150.

HobokenCentral.

[QUOTE=Wally Foot]I arrived in BA a couple of nights ago, tired after a long flight from Europe. My apartment is on Esmerelda so it was just a short stroll to Hook for a recce about two o'clock. (I have been there a couple of times on previous trips. There were about half a dozen guys inside being largely ignored by about fifteen s. I suppose about half of the s were just about acceptable. I had a beer (20A$) then sat down for a browse, and in the twenty minutes or so afterwards I was approached by maybe three English-speaking s, including a rather mature big-busted and rather over-dressed woman who I took to be a kind of senior in the place. (Does anybody recognise her? I might have been tempted, but not on my first night.0 None of the s was particularly pushy and went away when I said "Maybe later."

Eventually at about 2.30 a rather slim dark called Anna (though the large tatoo on her shoulderblade says Victoria) came over and introduced herself. She is probably mid-twenties and and spoke very good English, and as she seemed a lot of fun, I didn't send her away when she suggested a (40A$) drink. I asked how much, and after some not too serious bargaining, she settled for 200A$ for two hours, and no further drinks required.

Back in my flat, she was very keen, good-natured and fun, with lots of DFK. She is perhaps just a little skinny for my liking, with a rather small chest, but she made up for that with lots of GFE and no great rush to leave after the first round. Lots of CBJ (I couldn't be bothered arguing) and some nice DATY, and an expert finish with a hand-job (I told you I was jet-lagged)

I suppose she stayed until about five o'clock, and I was perfectly happy with the experience. She declined my offer to take her photograph, and I didn't pursue it.

Will I repeat? Well, I have her cell phone number, so I might give her a call some afternoon, though on the other hand there are lots more available, and I like variety. But, overall, she was a very satisfactory start to this year's trip.[/QUOTE]

I started and ended my night cruise on this place.

Arrived by 11 PM, too early, just a young, seemly fresh girl who looked very attractive. I left the place after 2 mintes, since it was empty.

After my second experience, I was driving home but thought of checking this place just in case. Good choice.

I arrived by 3:15 AM, and saw 15-20 girls and a half dozen customers. Of all these girls, only 3 got my attention (a young spinner with Japanese face, a dark haired Paraguayan-looklike and Rocio, the girl I saw 4 hours before, a 22 why / o Porteña girl)

Rocio is a strange brand there. She doesn't look as a typical chica of a boliche, but more as a next door one. Very thin but curvy, she has a beautiful face and very well formed, round butt. Normal-to-small tits.

She invited me to dance cumbia, and before I realized it all other men copied us, so the boliche became a small dance hall for 15 minutes.

If I had some milk and energy, I would have nailed her. She knew how to move on the dance floor, always a good sign that she may master in bed.

Only drawback: Her insistence on buying her drinks. She accepted my refusals but were coming back again and again.

Then, when talking what to do afterwards, I found out that Hook as a small "private" area on the back, a kind of dark and isolated living room where you can be with your girl and do whatever you want. She wanted ARS 150 plus ARS 50 for using the room. Not too much, but adding additional drinks and such becomes pricey.

I paid ARS 55 for my drink and hers.

Nice girl. Maybe during my next trip.

Hope this helps.

Andres

Paid a visit to Hook last night with a fellow monger and picked out Nadia, a 32yo Paraguaya. I was entranced by her ass as she danced above me. 150p and back to the apartment. Not a complete washout as she gave a decent bbbj, but paint by numbers fucking without much gusto. This in some part explained by her asking just after fucking if I had any cocaine. She then went on a monologue about how she fancies cocaine, "not everyday", whiskey and detailed the various merits of whiskey, vodka, Bailey's ad nauseum. As I learned years ago always avoid a chica who is more in love with drugs and booze than fucking. Of course, if I had had alot of both on hand, maybe I could have hung her from the ceiling for a coupla hours. Also, never trust a chica who does not cotton to a pocket rocket. AND, another interesting part of the conversation-I asked her why she liked Buenos Aires. Her response, with some editing,"nobody here likes to work, and there are alot of ways to make money without working". The upshot of all this-bad work ethic. AVOID.

Met Lucia from Hook a few weeks back, and she had a great body and a cute face, so we proceeded to talk and then get down to business. She mentioned that there is a VIP room there, and I said what the hell, this will fulfill some porn fetish of mine where I've seen girls getting banged in VIP rooms at the club. I guess next on my checklist is #8 threesome with Japanese twins. So she's pretty decent at sex and gets into it, we finish and she lies on top of me until they knock on the door. I get her number and figure I'll call her the next week.

I call her up and meet her at hook, at which time she says we have to wait until 3:45am so that she doesn't have to go back. We go back to my place and we have some jack and coke, and then get down to business. She gave a great BBBJ, which she didn't do before. Of course, as boozed up as I was I couldn't finish, so she gets a little tired and finishes me off with a BBBJ and let's me do CIM. She passes out and we nap, I make her coffee after only sleeping a few hours. She complains that "ni me diste bola", I guess that I didn't pay attention to her after. The problem is that I don't like anyone sleeping in my bed with me, I don't sleep comfortably. One thing I did notice though is that her eyes are yellow, it's kind of cool and freaky looking.

I recommend this chica, and might do her again.

Papi1,

I've been in "Hook" more times than I can could ever possibly count over the many years I've been a Buenos Aires visitor.

No where have I ever seen a VIP room in Hook.

Could you please tell us all just exactly where its located in the building.

Could it possibly be you mixed up Hook with Ness across the street?

Exon

Sure, no problem. As you pass the bar on the way to the restroom, it's the dark colored glass door right past the bar, instead of making a left on the way to the restroom you go straight. Inside is 2 couches on either side, a radio, and a small tv.

[QUOTE=Papi1]Sure, no problem. As you pass the bar on the way to the restroom, it's the dark colored glass door right past the bar, instead of making a left on the way to the restroom you go straight. Inside is 2 couches on either side, a radio, and a small tv.[/QUOTE]I've not had the pleasure of using the "VIP room", but have been quoted different rates-50p and 100p.

Never knew that in all the years, so you can fuck right on sight.

To the best of my knowledge that's the only club of its kind, at least down town.

And I always thought I was an expert at Mongering in the city.

Exon

[QUOTE=Exon123]Papi1,

I've been in "Hook" more times than I can could ever possibly count over the many years I've been a Buenos Aires visitor.

No where have I ever seen a VIP room in Hook.

Could you please tell us all just exactly where its located in the building.

Could it possibly be You mixed up Hook with Ness across the street?

Exon[/QUOTE]The VIP room is a great place to get a hand job before you take a chica out. I can't believe you had never been in there Dad.

PS. How are the changes in the will going?

Visited last night with a porteno.

Hot young Domoncian chicas abound. Found one I was interested in. Quoted 300 peso for tln. Requires also 40 peso chica drink and 25 peso drink for yourself. Uncomfortable due to the'policia that hang out at my hotel.

The back room option includes a couch is as follows, 50 pesos for the house plus 65 pesos for your drink and the chicas. The sex is a negotiated rate between the 2 parties. Tempted, but decided to unload my sperm buildup for a cheapo apartment.

It's my first day, first dinner, and first Thanksgiving in Buenos Aires and I am at the l'alliance flirting with Sahara (the girl seated beside me) and talking with Sidney.

Without having met Sidney, I know that my Buenos Aires trip would not have been this special. He's a guy I can relate to, a fellow frequent DR traveler. Because of this, every question I have about Buenos Aires can be compared and contrasted to something we both know, The Dominican Republic.

After dinner, Jack of Spades (JoS) suggests that we check-out the clubs in the "Triangle" and recommends that we start at "Hook." After leaving the l'alliance, JoS, Sidney, "Guy1", and I leave for the club, stopping briefly at Cafe Excedra.

About a half block away from Hook, Sidney and I (Sidney first) spot a Dominican Shorty and her sister walking down the street (we have similar tastes,) only to duck into the club we were headed towards, Hook.

Once inside Hook, we seat ourselves on the couches on the far side of the club and order our drinks through Juan, a fat obnoxious waiter. After that, I am just chatting with Sidney and JoS about the BA club scene and the hotties in the club. I usually do a lot of in depth research before my trips; however, I never bothered to research the "clubs" (Hook, Black, Madahos...) in Buenos Aires. I am not a "club" guy; I like the beach and I like to go dancing. "Clubs" have never been my thing, so I have lots of questions for the guys.

After 15-20 minutes, I finally see what I want, the Dominican shorty that walked in earlier. She has the body of my ex-girlfriend, but with smaller tits. She's about 4'11", 95lbs, and has a beautiful small tight round ass that just peeks out from beneath her short white skirt. How funny to travel to Buenos Aires only to find a Dominicana. Also, how funny to find out that Sidney had already banged her!

Well, we get Abril over to the couches and I can tell that she still has the "hots" for Sidney. She chats with Sidney, she chats with me, and I am not picking-up any kind vibe between us. After several drinks, I realize that I would be better off not trying to win over this club girl's attention. She's either stuck on Sidney or stuck on herself, so I ask her to leave.

As the night moves on, Sidney excuses himself and heads home and both JoS and Guy1 are drinking and enjoying themselves with their female companions. Perhaps, because it was my first night in town, or because Abril reminded me of my ex-girlfriend, or because of the awful experience I had with the Scorpion's girl in Foz do Iguacu, I find myself thinking way too much and I know that I am no longer having a good time.

While sitting solo, I chat with a couple of other guys who walked in with Jackson; however, my mind is still thinking about Abril's tight round ass. After more time passes, I weigh the best case / worst case scenarios in my head and say "Fuck It." I escort Abril back to the couch, apologize for my indecisiveness, pay her drink, and take her home. I need a Dominican fuck toy tonight and only she will do!

We get back to my apartment and I find out very quickly what position she prefers, doggie. Why, because she wants to get off and doggie is the best position for her to be able to rub her clit while I pound into her. We fuck in multiple positions for forty minutes to an hour. After I cum, we get beneath the sheets and relax briefly; however, it doesn't take too long before she's starts putting on her clothes and making for the exit.

She says she's hungry and I say "toda la noche." She says she will return in the morning and I say "bullshit!" Finally, I decide to call her "bluff." I say, if you're hungry, let's go get a late night snack together. She calls my "bluff" and we head out for a steak, fries, and a bottle of wine at the restaurant across the street from Excedra. We talk, we flirt, she feeds me, she pays the bill (I reimburse her later,) and now I am happy.

We return to the apartment for another fuck then go to sleep. We fuck again early that afternoon, before I politely ask her to leave (I still want to sight-see.) We make plans to go to the Dominican Disco Friday night. Her sister and I head to the Dominican Disco that night and the night after that.

A very enjoyable Buenos Aires vacation.

-Helpmann :)

I could never warm up to this club. Starting from the doorman (Conde - the tall gray haired one) who is a crook to the girl at the bar whose attitude is at the best nasty, the general atmosphere is get in, leave your money and get the hell out!

On Friday I was there and there were some decent looking girls but for the most part they just ignored me, sullenly standing around in groups talking to each other. Maybe my looking too much like a local played against me and the girls were waiting for a ripe, plump Gringo to squeeze the juice out of.:(

The girls were probably the best pick from the triangle but the attitude was the worst.

[QUOTE=Aqualung]I could never warm up to this club. Starting from the doorman (Conde - the tall gray haired one) who is a crook to the girl at the bar whose attitude is at the best nasty, the general atmosphere is get in, leave your money and get the hell out!

On Friday I was there and there were some decent looking girls but for the most part they just ignored me, sullenly standing around in groups talking to each other. Maybe my looking too much like a local played against me and the girls were waiting for a ripe, plump Gringo to squeeze the juice out of.:(

The girls were probably the best pick from the triangle but the attitude was the worst.[/QUOTE]I agree with you about this place and “Conde”, several times I’ve told him to fuck off. He’s not as bad as the guy at Jazz but he’s bad. I always thought the girls acted that way because they didn ’t like gringos. Could it be just because they ’re so young?

I have in the past found a couple of good chicas here, but most of the time the atmosphere is just as you stated.

I fully agree with both Punter and Aqua. I find the chicas are the hottest (and the youngest-good or bad) but their service is the worst of the 3 clubs.

Still, I do visit it and hope to find that one gem-who will become my next ex-esposa.

Suerte.

Stowe

[QUOTE=Punter 127]I agree with you about this place and "Conde", several times I've told him to fuck off. He's not as bad as the guy at Jazz but he's bad. I always thought the girls acted that way because they didn 't like gringos. Could it be just because they 're so young?

I have in the past found a couple of good chicas here, but most of the time the atmosphere is just as you stated.[/QUOTE]His name is "Robert", Roberto and he's a piece of shit and thats when I'm talking nice about him.

Exon

Stopped into Hook this Saturday.

Met Roberto at the door. Had a neutral encounter with him.

12 midnight on Sat and I was the only one in the bar with all the chicas. 2 9s and a splattering of the rest of the spectrum.

I picked out a Brazillian spinner and spent 2 hours at the hotel. Lots of fun and no rushing. Mentioned I knew there was a local rate and made a deal with her to meet me half way from the foreign to Argentinian rate. BBBJ and as much sex as I could handle. I wish I could remember her name. Maybe it is psychological that I block them out. Haha. She did not speak English as many of them have a limited vocabulary. Know your Spanish and work your deal.

The women commented Saturdays are slow. This sounds like a perfect time to visit?

I've been to Hook twice in the last 4 weeks.

1st time had Maria, a Dominican cute little spinner. She asked 300p and then settled for 200p. She game me a very sensuous kiss in the bar and turned out to be a great kisser. I really enjoy DFK and generally stay away from girls who won't DFK unless they are really hot. Maria offered BBBJ and was overall quite good. The 2 down points on her were that her breasts and stomach were a little out of shape. Also, at the end of the hour she tried to say we agreed to 300p. I had to argue with her and she did agree to 200p. I told her she could get 300p but she would not get any future business from me. This left a bad taste in my mouth as all the love and affection was out the window after this move.

2nd time I picked Seveba, another Dominican with more meat on her bones. She had C-D breasts. She asked for 300p and I declined. After no better prospects I offered 300p for 1.5 hours and she accepted. In negotiations, she said she would do DFK, keep her sexy outfit on and black kisses. In reality she backed on out all 3. Also, her definition of 1.5 hours was from the time leaving the club until the time returning, so it was only 1 hour at my place. That logic would make 1 hour price be only 30 minutes of action. I was extremely pissed at her deceit. Avoid. I told her she was only getting 250p be / c of not going the full time. She was ready to fight about it. I gave her the 300p and told her to get the fuck out. I was furious, but at 3:30am in the morning, it is simpler to pay 50 pesos more than to argue with a stubborn Dominican in your place. I learned my lesson in the Dominican Republic.

Otherwise, there was an attractive, long-haired Brazilian girl named Juliana. She told me she was 30, and she looked good for 30. I appreciate her honesty. I would have went with her, but her outfit (jeans and unrevealing blouse) left too unknown that I didn't want to risk being turned off when she got out of the clothes. She also quoted 300p, but may have negotiated.

[QUOTE=Kyle Fox]Also, at the end of the hour she tried to say we agreed to 300p. I had to argue with her and she did agree to 200p. I told her she could get 300p but she would not get any future business from me. This left a bad taste in my mouth as all the love and affection was out the window after this move.[/QUOTE]I'm trying really hard not to have a bad reaction. Really hard.

No wonder the chicas always try and rip us off. Why the motherfucking hell would you pay a chica more than you negotiated for? She tries to rip you off, and you tell her, [B] I'll pay you the rip off price, but I won't use you again![/B]. Sheeeeeit, man, do you have no self respect?

The last line of yours, "love and affection", I won't even comment on, as I think I'd blow a blood vessel.

I took Maria out of Hook some three weeks back. With tips and taxi fare and so on I gave ARG$130. Quite a good fuck. At least she worked on it with enthusiasm!

I know I get good deals from many of the girls but no one should pay more than Arg$ 150/200 for any girl from any of the triangle clubs.

Agree with that from Hooks and Ness.

Maybe a bit of premium for Cattos.

Place was dead as far as patrons. Chicas informed me it picked up at 2am. Not sure if that meant more customers or more chicks or both. Now I usually don't like competition, but its a tiny club, and with only one guy in the bar, the chicks do like a 30-second half-assed dance on stage (no clothes came off, even tops! If there's one thing I can't abide its lazy strippers.

Anyway, 5 girls on tap, a 9, an 8 with a 7 face and 3 fuglies. Sitting there grumpily sucking down my AR30 drink (probably will not return be / c of that) The 8 with the 7 face approached me, and the lighting is REALLY FUCKING DARK but she has a slammin body, maybe better than the 9's, 22 why / o cute rubia from BA.

WRT the AR40 chica drink- is this effectively a barfine, or could I just have whisked her out there without it? I bought her one just to pass the time, wasn't ready to leave yet, but in the future I'd like to avoid.

So the subject of pricing comes up. I'm actually getting to enjoy this part.

When the girl opens with AR300+

The magic words are:

Sé que muchos americanos son estúpidos, pero no soy uno de ellos!

This immediately gets laughs, she's like "me gusta touristas!"

Yeah I bet you do, lol.

Anyway, total damage at my apartment around the corner (Esmerelda- best fucking location EVAR) AR150 + AR30 + AR40 +AR2 + US4 = ~AR230

Why the AR2 + US4? Fucking fat waiter and grey-haired portero at the door extorting tips. I hate the shit, but in my experience its just better to fork over a tiny sum the first time. At clubs in any of the Lat-AM countries I've been, I've yet to be asked twice by the same guy, I think they realize thats pushing it.

Anyone with a mind to go, for chrissakes get the chicks number afterwards so you don't have to come back, those AR30 drinks are a serious buzzkill.