Cocodrillo

>> Of which I do not remember what hour that was.

WT69, I spared the readership of the board the somewhat humorous account of 4 of us stuffed in a taxi and you trying to recall in your drunken stupor the names of clubs you knew about!:)

At my age I am lucky I know where my apartment is, let alone names of clubs. I had the right directions to Salome, even if I could not remember the name.

[QUOTE=Monger514]>> Of which I do not remember what hour that was.

WT69, I spared the readership of the board the somewhat humorous account of 4 of us stuffed in a taxi and you trying to recall in your drunken stupor the names of clubs you knew about!:)[/QUOTE]

Competo completo chica. Great service.

Excellent night but she could not convince me enough to do her again on my subsequent cocodrilo trips.

[QUOTE=Lgover]Competo completo chica. Great service.

Excellent night but she could not convince me enough to do her again on my subsequent cocodrilo trips.[/QUOTE]Congratulations on having a great time. How much did you pay for this one and how long did she stay?

ElNica

Coco is fine. You all need to visit Help in Rio or Lovestory in Sao Paolo.

It is 10 times the size of Coco.

Brasilbundas the best, even with a silly exchange rate.

El Nica,

It was 200 pesos for 1.5 hours. She was OK for anything & not a clock watcher.

She was willing for 400 pesos TLN. But I wanted out and get a good nights rest after the "terminae".

Sometimes it is a happy moment when they leave.

When you pick up chica at Cocos 7 in the morning1

Do not discuss prices at this time, everything works.

Just buy a nice pesent for her the day that follows.

Jeans, shoes.

Take care of the chicas of the Capiital Federal.

[QUOTE=Lgover]El Nica,

It was 200 pesos for 1.5 hours. She was OK for anything & not a clock watcher.

She was willing for 400 pesos TLN. But I wanted out and get a good nights rest after the "terminae".

Sometimes it is a happy moment when they leave.[/QUOTE]Happy Moment? I thought it was Article 1(A) of The Monger Business Plan: "We pay them to leave, not to come."

The place is too big and usually too full for my taste. Usually if I leave with a girl I get the feeling like when leaving an ice cream parlour that I haven't made the best choice! I should have chosen vanilla and not chocolate!:(

But it's a great place to go if you haven't struck lucky all night and you are too wound up to sleep just yet.

I have never been to this place because I like to end my sex at 5 am not start it then! As I have trouble sleeping when it is daylight I, this place doesn't work for me. Sure wish it did.

[QUOTE=Aqualung]The place is too big and usually too full for my taste. Usually if I leave with a girl I get the feeling like when leaving an ice cream parlour that I haven't made the best choice! I should have chosen vanilla and not chocolate!:(

But it's a great place to go if you haven't struck lucky all night and you are too wound up to sleep just yet.[/QUOTE]

Monday 4:30 AM all chicas started to hold out for AR$300. Even Carolina who was no problem with AR$200 twice last week insisted on AR$300 Monday Jan. 28. I was approached by several hombres who wispered "dos cientos why nada mais". I was able to pull a pair of sisters for AR$200 each, maybe quantity discounts apply.

[QUOTE=Hans Kold]Monday 4:30 AM all chicas started to hold out for AR$300. Even Carolina who was no problem with AR$200 twice last week insisted on AR$300 Monday Jan. 28. I was approached by several hombres who wispered "dos cientos why nada mais". I was able to pull a pair of sisters for AR$200 each, maybe quantity discounts apply.[/QUOTE]Well, I went to Cocodrilo the other week, with some qualmes because of this last report and a tight budget, but did not encounter the same problem. Took out a girl that I've had befor for the same 200 as usual. Went back again another night to try a new one and again had no problem. So maybe the attempt to raise prices failed.

I've been to this place 5 times in the past 10 days. 3 of 5 I got in with no commission. Once was early, once was 3am on Saturday morning, one I don't remember. The other 2 times I was charged 50pesos. I don't get the reasoning. I did get a drink voucher when I was a cov.

I took out hot blond Paraguayan Yennifer for $200p after some bargaining. Very good value. I went to nearby hotel. Quoted $50p for room but most rooms were full and paid $65 pesos instead of waiting 25 minutes for a free room. This girl looked better with the lights on. DFK, CBJ, multiple positions. Very affectionate. Also paid $50 peso "copa" fee to house to allow chica to leave. I thought there were no copas but every chica I spoke to quoted me one.

Chica #2, Magale. Cute little dark-skinned brunette. She was friendly but service was lacking. Her body tone was not very good for her reported 21 years of age. She claimed she had a sore throat issue and passed on.

BJ and DFK. She quoted $200p. I said I did not want to pay a $50p copa. She said OK, $150p for me and $50p so copa and we left. Would not repeat, lackluster performance.

Chica #3, currently on my private list. Cute little thing. She is probably 7-8 in most books. I liked her small slender body. She asked for $250p. I asked for 1.5 hours and she said no. At 4am she was the last strong candidate for me so I went with $250. She promised everything but culo / cola. She was true to her word. We started making out in the taxi on the way to my apartment. She really was a great kisser. I had more pleasure in the 15 min taxi ride than I did with 1 hour of chica #2. This girl was super-sensual and I could not get enough. Genuine physical chemistry. She seemed to enjoy it also and stayed 1.5 hours.

One other snag here was that on top of the $50 copa, they asked me to pay a $30 peso house commission since I had no drinks. This was true but I was very surprised they were taking notice of who drank and who didn't.

I like this place because it seems less uptight than other places were girls barely talk to you unless you buy them a $30-$80 peso drink. Downside is club doesn't pick up until 2am and the smoke level sometimes gets very thick.

OK,

Wound out majority of my 30 nites in be. Aires wading through Crocodrillo's dark smokey flat. Experiences include taking home a nice 19 yr old Chilean (Blonde Blue-Eyed) girl that was new to town and ended up crashing with me at my Recolette Apt for four days. Good time.

Last but not least was one of the 9's from Madaho that I met there earlier. She cruised in at 4AM and I ended up taking her home for 300 pesos. Her name was anna, 20 years old and a total knockout. She did the bbbj thang and was as warm and sweet as they get. 2hrs and two loads later I sent her on her way.

Yes: this place is local and can be a bit intimidating. Just hold your ground.

Prices drop by the hour.

Do not come before 5 am.

Then it is the normal tradeoff,.

It follows the Lipper curve on the xy axis.

Inflation vs unemployment.

Demand vs supply.

Was it Lipper on inflation to employment?

At Cocos it is the same.

Supply is 100 percent at 5 am, but prices?

At 7 to 8 am supply is less, but prices a lot lower.

So what do we do?

To be more specific.

At 5 am, Wed to Sat mornings, you have a fantstic supply of chicas and they know their price, for grade 7 to 10, 150 to 300 for rest of night.

At 7 the price drops, and the supply drops.

So, how do we play it

At 5 am I've been a sleep for hours.

Exon

Mongers-

Made the trip in here tonight in search of some decent action with a few buddies of mine. Not too many Argie guys, as it is the end of the month so the chumps do not have any disposable income left to enter with. No cover charge paid as usual, drinks $30 AR. Not one of the best selections I have seen in here, but decent. I negotiated a deal for a buddy of mine and he left with the chica while I stayed for another hour looking for my own pussy to rent for the night.

Around 5:15 I went for a decent looking chica with a good attitude for my standard low ball offer but she was under negotiations with a canadian guy so I let the guy have her. As such, I made a deal with a hot chica calling herself Carolina (real name Alejandra as I found out later) who is from the Boedo neighborhood of Buenos Aires. The deal is for $200 AR and she tells me she has no kids and no boyfriend, which is usually a requirement of mine. Once back at my crib she tells me she really does have a child and has had the same boyfriend for three years, and then she goes on to show me pictures in her cellphone of said boyfriend (strike one) After we get into my bedroom, I notice she turns off the light immediately, which tells me she is not confident in her body and probably has a baby stomach (strike two) Next she informs me that I will have to pay her first, before she takes her clothes off, which I laugh at and tell her I'll pay after as I always do. Nevertheless, she insists I pay her first (strike three) so at this point I realize this chica is going to put up a shit performance so I tell her its pay after or she can leave. She goes on to tell me if I do not pay her she will have me banned from Cocodrilo, which I laugh at and tell her that I have been going to Coco for almost three years and all the bartenders and doormen know me and they know I spend money and tip them, so that would not be the case.

Anyway, the chica left without much commotion, as I was very calm in explaining to her the situation and she remained very calm as well, and left without making any real fuss. I gave her 10 pesos for the taxi and she left, complaining that I wasted her time. Bottom line, avoid this chica mongers, she is a medium height tan skinned, very pretty argentine girl age 26, she will likely give a shitty performance.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

Dirk. Sort of the same thing happened to me when I was there last October. I went there about 4-5 Am, just to experience this place. I entered without a fee (I asked the doorman for a look) I briefly looked around (they were starting some sort of costume show) I saw a big titted brunette which caught my eye, but she was scooped up. As I was leaving, a blonde asked me where I was going. I told her I was leaving. She put a piece of paper in my hand, and told me to call her in an hour. I went outside, said goodbye to the doorman, and walked down the street.

As I was only about 50 yards from the entrance (which I could see the front door) I called her and asked her if she was coming. But now!

I saw her leave in a taxi, and I got one myself. I was staying in Las Canitas. We basically arrived at the same time. I brought her up, and offered her some food and wine.

Then she made the fatal mistake of asking for the money. I asked her "with a place like this apartment, do you actually think that I have no money, or will rip you off? "

She apologized, but it was too late. I told her go get her stuff, I escorted her out, gave her 10 P, and closed the door.

I am actually looking at the piece of paper she slipped me.

It says: Mariska Moretti 011-15-50266364

I am glad I saved my money.

Best Regards.

Smuler

Mongers,

I've been to coco about 4 times over the last 2 weeks. Same as always never paid for the entrance. You can try what Dirk does and just walk by like you own the place. If that doesn't work tell the guy you'll give him a tip when you leave. Slip him 5 or 10 pesos afterwards and your golden. I even had the door guy give me a free beer once.

The place was busy as usual at 4am when I normally go (typically on a Wednesday or Thursday) Pretty good selection of chica's mostly 6-8's with an occasional 9 walking by.

First night - took home a chica that was a dancer nice body 8 but her face was not that great 6. I think her name was yanina. Nice bare back session with CIM 200AR with a bar fine of 50AR. I usually make the chica meet me outside to avoid the bar fine. I guess I had too many quilmes in me that night to remember.

Second night - Showed up a little later then normal, ok a lot later like 6:30. Yanina was working again so I decided to go for a second session. Bad idea as I could tell she was really wasted this time. I Had her meet me outside this time to avoid the bar fine. We get back to my place and get down to business. She starts off with a nice BBBJ and a little playing around and I'm ready to go. She stops me right as I'm about to stick it in her and says do you have a condom? Um? Don't you remember last week? Literally in the middle of me asking her "do you remember last week" she was passed out cold! So I decided to have a little photo session with her:) I must have shot 50 photos of her. I passed out at some point (not sure when) and woke up around 3pm with her still passed out. So I woke her up and tried to get my sex that I missed but she had to go. I gave her 50AR and showed her the door. She didn't seem to mind too much. I didn't show her the pictures though;)

Third and Fourth night - One of the nights there was nothing that peaked my Interest and the other I was catching a cold.

Erkinator

Went to Cocodrilo last night -- Thursday -- after midnite. Lots of girls, only a few above 7. Basically too smoky for me -- the girls and the clubs. One interesting observation: although the girls are there obviously for business, they don't generally come up to the men (as the dancers do in US strip clubs, soliciting a lap dance) In other words, they are all advertising, but few / none are selling. There were 2 I would have done: (1) a cute blonde spinner, short hair, probably real rack, nice smile. She just stood there are no guys talked to her and she didn't approach anyone. (2) Tall, dark haired, with huge fake rack. Really pretty face and smoking body. She sat by herself in a corner and nobody approached. Is this a cultural thing where the women don't approach?

[QUOTE=Todd0766]Went to Cocodrilo last night -- Thursday -- after midnite. Lots of girls, only a few above 7. Basically too smoky for me -- the girls and the clubs. One interesting observation: although the girls are there obviously for business, they don't generally come up to the men (as the dancers do in US strip clubs, soliciting a lap dance) In other words, they are all advertising, but few / none are selling. There were 2 I would have done: (1) a cute blonde spinner, short hair, probably real rack, nice smile. She just stood there are no guys talked to her and she didn't approach anyone. (2) Tall, dark haired, with huge fake rack. Really pretty face and smoking body. She sat by herself in a corner and nobody approached. Is this a cultural thing where the women don't approach?[/QUOTE]Sadly all the clubs are smoky. The smoking control laws only apply to public places, not private clubs.

One of the nice things about most clubs here is that the girls are not very pushy. If you want a girl, you usually have to go up and talk to her or ask her over to sit with you. In a lot of places you could sit there nursing your drink all night and not have a girl approach you. Even in clubs, when girls do come up to you, it is usually not a problem if you don't like them and want to get rid of them. But like everything here, it is hard to generalize. Depends on the club, the girl and the night. You always have to ready for a surprise.

[QUOTE=Todd0766]Went to Cocodrilo last night -- Thursday -- after midnite. Lots of girls, only a few above 7. Basically too smoky for me -- the girls and the clubs. One interesting observation: although the girls are there obviously for business, they don't generally come up to the men (as the dancers do in US strip clubs, soliciting a lap dance) In other words, they are all advertising, but few / none are selling. There were 2 I would have done: (1) a cute blonde spinner, short hair, probably real rack, nice smile. She just stood there are no guys talked to her and she didn't approach anyone. (2) Tall, dark haired, with huge fake rack. Really pretty face and smoking body. She sat by herself in a corner and nobody approached. Is this a cultural thing where the women don't approach?[/QUOTE]The Argentine culture with women is.

Even thou they are whores and sluts and get fucked everyday.

Five to 10 times a day and sometimes gang bang.

They still want men to be gentlemen and approch them like.

With ternderness. I just call them over with my hand.

Mongers-

Stopped in here on a recent Tuesday night to find an above average selection of chicas and a redecoration of the behind-the-bar area. Beer and any other drink still $30 AR as usual, and all the chicas I interrogated were willing to go for $150. There were about 3 or 4 I had my eye on, but I chose Romina, a 23 year old chica from Misiones I had seen in there on several occaisons. I just got the feeling it would be a good (read: bareback) experience and no monetary amount was discussed at any point.

So we get back to my apartment, I bring her to my room and we watch a little TV while I have her give me a massage for about 15 minutes or so. Next we went at it in true GFE fashion, with no condom being asked for by her or used by me, she hops on my cock and starts riding very passionatly. A series of different position followed and the finish occurred with a rare backback cum in pussy, after she confirmed she was taking "anticonceptivos". After a few minutes of TV and another mandated massage, she said she was going to leave and told me it would be $150 AR, which I willingly paid.

I guessed right on this girl in that I knew I would be able to manipulate her into a true bareback GFE because she met all the requirements for easy manipulation.

1. Young and single.

2. No children.

3. Been in the business less than a year.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

For you newbies, Rock Harders is actually Argentine pornstar Hugo Montonero de Caballo. Don't try this at home.

Hugo speaks good English because before he was a porn star he washed dishes in Miami.

[QUOTE=Monger514]For you newbies, Rock Harders is actually Argentine pornstar Hugo Montonero de Caballo. Don't try this at home.

Hugo speaks good English because before he was a porn star he washed dishes in Miami.[/QUOTE]I love the inside jokes, but have no clue how to interpret the prices / experience reported by Rock Harders. If you could qualifiy the joke with an 'I agree 100 percent' or even a 'don't try this if you aren't argentine' that would help ever so slightly.

That said, I plan to check out Cocodrilo in a few hours. Not too far from home.

Sch

Well I'm glad somebody likes my jokes!

I've met RH, and let's just say he probably has better luck than some folks on the board getting pretty girls to do bareback for 150 pesos. He's almost as handsome as me:)

[QUOTE=Monger514]Well I'm glad somebody likes my jokes!

I've met RH, and let's just say he probably has better luck than some folks on the board getting pretty girls to do bareback for 150 pesos. He's almost as handsome as me:)[/QUOTE]Not to turn this into a long thread, but I'm still a little confused. If he were picking up chicks based on his looks, personality, etc. Why is he still paying them.

Of course, there is always the Charlie Sheen factor: 'I don't pay hookers because they come over. I pay hookers because they leave.' If that is the case, then more power to him, you, and me!

It doesn't look like I'll be heading to Cocodrilo tonight. Too drunk afterwork, spent a little time in Hook, and forgot about staying sober and horny for Cocodrilo.

Well, it's getting off-topic, and I don't presume to speak for RH; my point was just YMMV. Since you are so close to Cocodrilo and want to go there, just go, and be sure and let us know what happens.

As you can see, I am new at this. But, I've been in coco and I have to say that I wasnt so pleased, the place is just OK, but what I really didnt like was the atmosphere. They are always treating you diferent because you are not one of them.

Thats why I have to confess my preference to independent chicas, you get a special treatment that like mastercard says "the money can't buy" or not!

In all my time in BA, I have never visited this place before, but after dirks recent postings of wild nights with cheap sluts, I couldn't resist a look-see.

I have to say I was greatly disappointed. The place is technically in Barrio Norte, that isn't any part of Palermo as far as I know (Coronel Diaz is the cut off point between Palermo and Recoleta / Barrio Norte on any city map I have seen)

Anyhow, the place looks like a rat hole. Its a dank cement building with graffiti writing on it that says cocodrillo. Well that was my first bad sign. I find parking a few buildings down and then go inside, some grimey looking old bouncers in crew cuts are at the door and ask me for 50 pesos entrance (I look at them like ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?) This place is a shit hole, who would ever pay 50 pesos to go in there.

Anyhow, I asked to look inside first and then pay if I was satisfied with the selection, they refused at first and then relented. Well I have to say, all the biatches were ugly and sub par and none I saw were worth paying for. I left immediately. I ran over to Madahos quickly, where there is still some fine pussy to be had. I would personally rather pay 400 AR for some pussy worth fucking rather than 200 for something cheap sub par and affordable.

I would never go back to this place, it's just not my scene.

My two cents.

BM.

PS. I went to Madahos, got the finest blond in the whole place, tall long curled blond hair, amazing ass and tits (those frequent Madahos goers know who I am talking about) paid for the hour and she stayed until noon the next day and she only left because I had a meeting and had to take her home.

Amazing sex with an amazingly beautiful young woman. I'll stick with that for now.

We all have very different opinions on Coco.

Live in Brasil but spent Nov.-Dec. In Argentina.

Come to Capital Federal frequently.

Probably 10 times to Coco in Nov.-Dec. And to me this is the.

Best in BA.

First to remember, do not visit before 4am. Best.

5 to 7.

Loads of girls that you find on websites, works in apartments, etc.

Come here when they finish work, very negoitable at this.

Time of the day.

Do not miss Coco if you come to BA, but remember, VERY LATE.

If not dark, you can see the sign of Cocodrilo it's huge and has an image of Maradona. Maradona was, and is, an argentine icon, or even more, a kind of Idol [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Maradona[/url]

Maradona is probably the biggest futbol soccer star from all times in the world. And in early years, Maradona and his Manager Coppola preffered Cocodrilo for hunting girls. Maradona drove a Scania truck (yes) and he had many chics from Cocodrilo and that fact made this little boliche in the middle of nothing became more famous than Black (which looks more clean and classy)

As any other boliche, Cocodrilo has it's ups and downs, but everyone knows about it, from the president to the subte cashier. They also know that many girls from shampoo, black, madaho, they end some days in a party in cocodrilo.

This boliche it's absolutely not designed for the tourism. It's a local place, and to enter you should be more like the argentine macho more than a picky finocchio to enjoy the place.

Girls in there have more fun and they feel more free than in the other boliches since they are not controlled. In fact, some times, if the girl does not like you, she'll reject any offer.

Inside cocodrilo there are different 'codes' to follow.

The place is a dank cement run down building in the middle of nowhere.

The sign is painted on graffiti.

The place is for bottom feeders or those looking for a deal.

Being macho and or picky has nothing to do with it.

Regards,

BM.

Maradona is still more or less a regular

Mongers-

Cocodrilo is a hit-or-miss place for sure, I have been in there some nights when it has a killer selection of the girls from Black and Shampoo and other nights when there are almost no girls. You just cannot compare it to Madahos, its like apples and oranges. On any given night, Madahos will always have several doable chicas, it is very professionally run, and quite sterile. There is just no way you are getting a bareback GFE experience on the first night out with a Madahos chica; and, you will be paying at least $560 Pesos (maybe alot more) all in for the hour with the girl. In Cocodrilo, we are talking about paying less than half the price for the package, for double the time, and a much higher rate of manipulation potential.

That said, do not even bother going to Cocodrilo other than Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday (the best night) Truth be told that Cocodrilo is not ready nor is it longing for tourists, its filled with Argies, many professional athletes, and mafioso types. Coco is the only one of the boliches that I would be afraid to get in a fight at, I'd bet a fair amount of the customers are packing heat and / or knives. It's the real Buenos Aires for the "monger's monger" types that live in Buenos Aires full time.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

I went on Friday 1 am. The place was empty and the selection was weak. The place looks ghetto.

I consider myself a " mongers monger ". But I don't see the point of going to a run down shack if the quality is low and the selection is poor and the place is filled with low life hoods.

I've been there, done that, nothing to romanticize about.

I'll give it another shot on a different day and at a later time, but my first impression was CRAP.

Regards,

BM.

[QUOTE=Rock Harders]Mongers-

Cocodrilo is a hit-or-miss place for sure, I have been in there some nights when it has a killer selection of the girls from Black and Shampoo and other nights when there are almost no girls. You just cannot compare it to Madahos, its like apples and oranges. On any given night, Madahos will always have several doable chicas, it is very professionally run, and quite sterile. There is just no way you are getting a bareback GFE experience on the first night out with a Madahos chica; and, you will be paying at least $560 Pesos (maybe alot more) all in for the hour with the girl. In Cocodrilo, we are talking about paying less than half the price for the package, for double the time, and a much higher rate of manipulation potential.

That said, do not even bother going to Cocodrilo other than Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday (the best night) Truth be told that Cocodrilo is not ready nor is it longing for tourists, its filled with Argies, many professional athletes, and mafioso types. Coco is the only one of the boliches that I would be afraid to get in a fight at, I'd bet a fair amount of the customers are packing heat and / or knives. It's the real Buenos Aires for the "monger's monger" types that live in Buenos Aires full time.

Suerte,

Rock Harders[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BadMan]The place is a dank cement run down building in the middle of nowhere.

The sign is painted on graffiti.[/QUOTE]No, there is no graffiti painted, but you just gave me a great idea.

Thanks!

Spray painted murals directly on cement wall backgrounds = graffiti.

But then again how would you know.

Regards,

BM.

[QUOTE=BadMan]The sign is painted on graffiti.[/QUOTE]The sign it's NOT painted on graffiti. The sign it's made on bronze over wood.