2004 Reports - Edited

OttoGraham,

I wanted to post that . I feel bad I let that slide. This guy can find fault in anyone or anything it seems. This was someone elses good time. I met Dickhead and wonder where all this hostility comes from. None of it showed up at dinner that night . Can you imagine my surprise when he insisted on having " high tea " at the Alvear Palace on Sunday. He showed up in Top Hat and Tails . Right out of Dumb and Dumber. He was adorable. I wish more of you could have seen him in full regalia.

I was hoping to win the award which I feel I deserve hands down. Just not my year it seems. My special 05 gift to the girls this year: free atm cards with $1500 in each account. Hope to hand out 12 cards by Xmas.

Wish me luck everyone.

Starfe

Regarding Dickhead's chicas:

I know a number of his favoritas, current and ex, and most of them range from attractive to very pretty, even beautiful. As far as sexual performance goes, the three that we have in common
were all good to sensational for me. Of course, your milage and costs may vary. My costs will always be higher than DH's because I am much older, not charming, speak Spanish poorly,
and have a limited will to bargain with a cutie. So be it.

Stormy

Stormy, I wouldn't really care about Dickhead's chicas if he were a regular, friendly poster who gives out information in a helpful way like the 99.9% of fellows posting on this board. However, he's never posted photo number one on this site. He's also quite quick and eager to attack other guys' preferences when they don't match his own.

The attacks on Dickfer and the smart ass claim of waiting to see his girl is just the most recent instance of a long line of his nastiness.

I say, put up or shut up, DH.

Uncle Otto

[quote] From Saint

Just don't think that these businesses are so easy to make money with. You mentioned businesses where you can buy them cheap and make an "automatic" amount per month. Very few businesses here are guaranteed to make money month after month. Doing business here is very difficult and it takes constant massaging and much hard work. Try to partner with a local if you can that knows what he/she is doing or that has good contacts. In the short amount of time I've been here I can see that to be very successful you must get a ton of assistance from locals. The only thing about Argentina that is certain is that nothing is certain. One thing is for sure, it takes a capital investment to survive here unless you have a job/project where you can work here and make money from the USA. Even skilled, highly educated people from the USA can't expect to make money here being an employee.

You MUST start your own business or buy an existing one that is successful. I've met some great guys that want to move here and some have brainstormed some of their ideas but I shot them down pretty quickly. I gave my advice to them as an unpaid consultant and I hope they found it valuable or helpful. A few of them were being unrealistic though. Think logically when you think of a business to do here. One guy I met that was just a real great guy wanted to sell a product here that is imported from the USA. This product is not so cheap in the USA and it would be even more here because of the import taxes. Also, who can afford to pay for an imported product here???? Tourists? Ok. Well, tourists can buy those products in the USA cheaper without the import taxes. There are wealthy people here but that is a small market and most things take volume to make money. I really encourage those that are moving here or want to invest here to really think your game plan through. Do NOT just listen to locals you are asking for opinions that might have a vested interest in you trying to start a business (maybe you'll hire them, maybe they'll get a kickback, etc.???). Good luck to all.
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Guys:

Take these two paragraphs above as Golden Advice. Print them and/or store them in your business plan folder.

Don't spoil the saving of your life without a sound and realistic business plan!

Hope this helps,

Andres

Strange to see all the infighting on the board.

See, as I wait to accumulate vacation time, I look at all these characters, like Saint and Dickhead, as comic book heroes. Now there's too much talk and too little action.

Regarding how much to pay:

I once overpaid a chick in BAs and, here's my tribute to Rodney Dangerfield, I got no respect.

I don't recall seeing any photos from Otto. I don't take photos. They don't interest me. Plus I'd rather spend money on beer and pussy than on cameras and film. I've never owned a camera in my life. However as far as quantity of helpful information posted goes, I'll match my contributions against anyone's except maybe Andrés'.

DickFer said his chica was a 9.5 and I've never seen one in Buenos Aires so I wasn't been sarcastic; I'd been interested in seeing a photo of that level chica.

But back to pussy, I think the prettiest gal in Buenos Aires is waiting tables in La Piola on Libertad. Her name is Sol. I give her a 9.2 out of a theoretically possible 10.

Deversification is a good thing,

I am glad that some of us like to travel in the circles of the Mayflower Madame and 1 us likes to follow in the footsteps of prowling the streets like Jack The Ripper.

Gives the ladies a chance to grade us on style , panache and use of cutlery items.

Starfe

Dickhead wrote:

"But back to pussy, I think the prettiest gal in Buenos Aires is waiting tables in La Piola on Libertad. Her name is Sol. I give her a 9.2 out of a theoretically possible 10."


Hey DH,

I'm just curious if you tried asking her out? If so, how did it go? When I have time I'll swing by there to see what she looks like and possibly try to get her # and ask her out if she isn't married. Inquiring minds want to know......

Hey Dickhead,

I have been a long time reader of your columns and although I do not agree totally with you, I love reading your colums anyways because it just gives another perspective, which I can learn from. In a way, this forum reminds me a bit like a sociology discussion in college, and I loved hearing about everyone's opinions, even the really off-the-wall comments that can sometimes be heard on this forum.

Yes, I probably DID overpay, but I felt that it was the right thing to do at the moment. If I was living here or had like a month to work things out, there is no way that level of payment should be sustained, even by a softie like myself. On the other hand, if I went back to the Sex Prison after having an argument with my chica over 100pesos, THAT would not be acceptable as there is no way 100pesos could justify a sour note in a otherwise surreal experience. Instead, I'd be beating myself over the head for weeks over the fact that my counting "pesos y centavos" resulted in a potentially emotionally damaging situation - over what - 30 bucks? 100 bucks? even 300 bucks? I can make up the difference in a few hours of overtime pay. Would I work a few more hours back at home to not spoil the experience the I had? - heck yeah! Would I continue to overpay if I was lucky enough to live in Buenos Aires? - I think soon enough I'd come in touch with reality.

On the other hand, I do want to go on record and say that Dickhead's comment "But anyway I am sure the baby will be very cute" is a low blow. Enough said.

Saint, I very much appreciated your comments and I know exactly what you're talking about. I was stressed most about how a different amount of money would make the chica feel "can I get away with paying 100p less? - would it make her feel cheap and undermine some level of trust we have developed?" and in the end, I decided too that worrying about it is NOT worth it and just paid what I thought she would be happy with. I suppose I could have just dropped my chica, who I spent wonderful 4 days with almost exclusively (with one visit to Santa Fe 1707 on Day #2/4 for a threesome - I just love double BJs), and could've had one chica after another for 200p each, which could have been a lot of fun too, but I don't think that could have in any way replace the experience I had.

I do love this forum -- and yes, Knuckhead, you are shamelessly late on your reports :)

I haven't asked her out yet. She is awfully young for me to actually go out with. I think she said 23. She has a ring on the left hand and I think that means engaged here and the wedding ring goes on the right hand? Anyway engaged would not stop me although married would. I'm just pre-heating her right now. Go by and check her out. She is very nice as well.

Hey Guys !

I´m finally in BA, and having a great time !

Although this is my 6th time in BA, I had a bad experience at the airport. While passing thru customs, I asked to go to the Immigration office where I was questioned about the validity of my US passport, because there was some seal that was altered when my passport got wet. But the funny thing about this is that the passport got wet (not that bad) 4 years ago, and I´ve never had problems entering/leaving other countries (including Argentina) in the past. This situation took about 2 hours to find out from the embassy. In the end, I have to get a new passport.

After this ordeal, Ana greeted me (sweet, friendly girl) and took me to an apartment I´m renting in Recoleta and it´s a great location.

On Friday I just hung out with my girlfriend (non pro) girl who takes care of me and wants a serious relationship, but also needs help with daily expenses and other stuff ( and I don´t have a problem with that). Also had a wonderful bife de chorizo at Cabana Las Lilas- muy bueno !!

On Saturday, I managed to visit Affaire and say hello to my favorite girls. I picked Mariana, who I see regularly and is a great girl. Since I was taking her out at 2 am I had to pay 3 drinks (90 pesos) and didn´t negotiate with Mariana for her fees (big mistake). Cause I´ve seen her many times and I´ve always paid her 150 pesos for a few hours of hanging out and sex.

Anyway, we went to Amerika (this gay club but also a lot of mix people). For anyone that likes techno or dance, or even 80´s music (there are 2 large dance room and one small one) this a great place to go.. I love this place better than Pacha, which used to be my favorite club. This is a great place to hook up with girls too. (but be very careful a lot of transexuals there)

While dancing, this girl comes over (not a TV) to dance with my date and me, and we started to make out with this girl who was attracted to my girl but didn´t mind making out with me too. :)
Also, it´s easy to stop some of the girls and make out: Just grab them and say she´s hot.. It really works !!

We left at 6 am to go to my apartment cause it was time to fuck my girl.. She was so cool and friendly, although she doesn´t do BBJJ, but she managed to excite me with french kisses and rimming, so after like an hour of fucking, I couldn´t take it anymore and wanted to cum in her mouth, but she didn´t want to so decided to do it over her body.

Anyway, I take out the usual fee I pay her (150 pesos) for a few hours, and to my surprise she says that it´s 250 now. She claims
that I´ve always paid her 250 !

I just told her that she´s crazy.. I gave her 150 for now and lied to her that I´m going to give her the rest next week, before I leave of course. Right now I´m thinking whether to pay her, but then again I don´t know if this will make her so upset and wait for me at the apartment to collect her money.

In the end, I´ll probably pay her the 100 pesos.. Fuck it !


That´s about it..

Well boys, I scored a winner. She goes by the name of "Jarumi" on Platynum.

She´s about 21. I was quoted 80P. I was sorta scared because that seemed way low. When she came to the door I was very pleased. She doesn´t look exactly like the photo, but really cute. A 7.5-8 in my book. We smiled and she jumped right into my arms. Sweet and playful. Nice firm bod. Medium build (for a 20yo).

Oral was covered and about average. Sex was enthusiastic and accommodating. I didn,t inquire about "completa". A total cutie hipster.

If you like the "indio" look, go for her. Tell her the americano from San Francisco thinks she´s grest.

At the end she seemed perfectly ok with the quoted price. The quote was actually from some middle person. But I just gave her an even 100p.

I will likeky see her again before I leave. But unfortunately my "to-do" list is pretty long.

So sad, only 5 days left.

Return To Paradise
Day 3: Who said you can’t have fun on Sundays?

My fellow mongers! About a month ago, when Knuckhead returned from his third trip to the most heavenly town south of the equator, he promised to file his reports within a few days. Although he did initially follow through on his promise by chronicling the events of his first two days, regrettably the mundane chores of life soon took over, leading to a loss of momentum and lack of further reports. Yes, guilty as charged! He too has followed in the path of “Banned from Black”! As the cliché goes, better late than never, and as such here are the events of his third day of his third trip to paradise. Sadly, due to his inexcusable tardiness some links to outside URL's have become invalid by the time you read this.
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A nasty alarm from my mobile phone right at 10:20am started my Sunday. Gradually feeling the cumulative effects of lack of sleep, I stumbled towards the bathroom and began shaving. The 10:30am call from Roxana at mission control came as expected, and the breakfast arrived within a few minutes of that. Being a Sunday, however, I had to drag my sorry ass downstairs to open the locked front door for the breakfast guy. After a quick bite, a shower, and some minor tidying up, I was ready for Maria who arrived promptly at 11am.

She immediately recognized me from out previous meeting 5 months ago in this very same room, and greeted me with a generous DFK. We didn’t waste any time with much chitchat, and got right to “work”. I, Exon 123, as well as many other mongers have written about Maria in the past, and I am happy to report that she is still quite the lovely girl that she was when I last saw her; a pretty, tall, dark-blonde girl featured on Argentina Private who looks much better in person than in her pictures. Above all, Maria is quite passionate, offering an excellent attitude with a very sweet smile on top of her exemplary sexual skills and appetite. Before you knew it, DFK lead to BBBJ to DATY to mish to cowgirl to doggy and finally to an intense pop! We both showered, and I walked next door and woke up Sterling V to show him who Maria was. We then took some pictures with Sterling’s good camera, but alas, she still looks much better in person than in pictures. The price tag: As stated in Argentina Private; AR$150 for the one hour I spent with her plus AR$50 for taxi. The steep taxi fee is due to the fact that she lives way out in the suburbs, and is fully disclosed before making an appointment. Nonetheless, it still raises the total cost of the hour to AR$200. Maria is definitely worth a repeat, and will be a certain “port of call” for me whenever I’m in town.

Sterling V and I then decided to go to San Telmo so that he can visit the flee market after eating lunch at the well reviewed 1800 Parilla. The cab ride took about 20 minutes, and after entering we found the place packed with the local neighborhood people. Not having made a reservation, we stood in line for about 30 minutes, chatting with the very personable clientele also waiting to be seated. We took this long wait and the high patronage of the place to be an indicator of the value offered, and indeed we were not disappointed. We started the meal by two excellent but simple green salads, followed by an order of “Ojo de Bife” (I think this means rib-eye) and a “parilla completa” which we shared. The latter was a succession of different meats, including some sausages, organ meats, and steaks presented one after the other with deliberate pace. Meanwhile we washed all these down with two bottles of wine. First and excellent Malbec followed by and equally awesome cabernet. It truly was a very memorable meal, and before I knew it the time was 3:35pm and I remembered I had to leave for my next appointment at 4pm. I left Sterling V to finish the meal, and left in a Taxi. Later I found that the grand total for the meal was AR$71. Amazing, as such a feast here in sex prison would cost much more than this number, and that would be in DOLLARS as opposed to Pesos!

As the cab was turning the corner into my street in Recoleta, a call from mission control arrived. “Where are you?” said Roxana, at exactly 15 seconds after 4pm. By this time the cab was at my door and I saw this elegantly dressed beauty standing at my door. I kissed her ([url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?s=&postid=192513][red] Irina[/red][/url]), who instantly recognized me from a few months ago, and we walked up together. I really like this girl, and I think Luv Ass can second my enthusiasm for her in more than one way! She is a very small, [b]real[/b] blonde, green-eyed spinner who nearly had killed me about 5 months prior to this. Once in my room, she jumped into my arms and started heavily DFK’ing. After a quick shower, I picked up this little package and gently carried her to the bed. I really enjoy being able to do this with very small girls. BTW, if you read my recent post in reference to the “[url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=290794#post290794][red]mongering spectrum[/red][/url]”, you can understand I would put her toward the “small” extreme. The sex was very passionate, with a nice BBBJ to begin with and lots of DFK and eye contact as the session was progressing. After a good 30 minutes of sex in different positions, I realized that I must have been afflicted with the “curse” as I was nowhere near “cuming” despite an excellent performance on her part and a rock-hard “member” on my part. No way, sir; it was not going to happen. At this very moment my [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=201021#post201021][red]last encounter with her (see 5:59pm)[/red][/url] in this very same bed replayed in my mind. How could this happen to me [b]AGAIN[/b]? To make things more eerie, It also “hit” me that this meeting with [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?s=&postid=192517][red]Irina[/red][/url] was happening just after a visit from [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?s=&postid=295167][red]Maria[/red][/url], [b]exactly[/b] the same sequence as during my last trip. It was as though the three dimensions were frozen and carried over the fourth dimension of time only to hunt this poor Knuckhead. Recalling how much of a “near-miss’ that episode was, I decided on a strategic retreat considering there would be no heroism in coming half-way across the globe just be found dead in the arms of a women with “questionable” moral character, as the man-hater establishment in the Sex prison would characterized her. Mind you, what a way to go, with a smile on my face and a stiff “rod” eternally frozen in time! I will seriously consider such an “exit” in another 40 years or so ;). And BTW, as those MasterCard commercials would say: “Taxi money”, 20 Pesos, one hour with Irina, 150 Pesos, evading death for a second time with a relentless spinner, PRICELESS!"

Having decided to keep on living just a little longer :), I took a shower, cleaned up a little, and got ready to see [url=http://www.areavip.com.ar/chicas/alexa/fotosgal/4.jpg][red]Alexa[/red][/url]! At 7pm on the dot, this wonderful girl walked through my door. Sadly, as expected, the the AreaVIP photos were indeed glamour shots and she looked like [url=http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/attachment.php?s=&postid=275828][red]this[/red][/url] in person. Still, she was quite lovely and more than made up for the anticipated discrepancy by her wonderful attitude. The first thing I had her do was to loose the contacts, as I simply cannot stand [b]fake[/b] green eyes. Looking her in the [real] eye, I immediately connected with her and we locked lips in a very long DFK. Her long hair felt as soft as silk to the touch, quite pleasing, as were just about everything else about her looks and demeanor. I chatted her up a little while caressing her, and realized she was quite an intelligent and articulate girl who relocated from another major Argentinean city when her job as a professional was lost due to economic hard times. We then continued to “connect” more “deeply”, moving on to a skilful BBBJ, followed by prolonged cowgirl and missionary positions where we achieved a “soft” finish as she was caressing me tenderly. The session was one of those that leave one feeling not like “having had sex”, but “having made love”. By this point it was about 9:30 pm. I gave her the agreed upon AR$200 rate for the “hour” :), and the two of us took a shower together.

I casually mentioned to her I wanted to go out to eat, and she asked permission if she could accompany me. We took a nice slow walk to Village Recoleta shopping center and on her suggestion went inside the big Italian restaurant on the ground floor. The mannerism of this girl was simply outstanding. Now, having been burned in his younger years, Knuckhead is way past the stage of spewing his spunk as soon as a trixie shows him a little “love ;)”, but this girl’s contrast to a North American “date” was nevertheless just so refreshing. Simply said, she was entirely focused on me, as opposed to being focused on herself as most Sex Prison girls tend to be. After a nice calzone for me and lasagna for her with a bottle of cabernet shared between the two of us, she began to look even more enticing, and I asked if she wanted to join me for some more fun. With no mention of monetary compensation, she agreed and we left the restaurant. Since we were literally around the corner from the Jackson Hills Palace, where Luv Ass was house sitting at the time, we decided to swing by for a little introduction.

While that was being done, I discretely checked to ensure Luv Ass’s “operations” have not resulted in any red (or worse yet, brown) spots on el jefe’s mattress. He would be pleased to know that his mattress passed my inspection. In a completely selfless gesture, I made sure Luv Ass was dully introduced to Alexa for future interludes (read: sloppy seconds), and we exited the Jackson Hills Palace.

After the slow walk to my apartment (arrived 12:13 am), we got right back to “business” with long, drawn out DFK’s, BBBJ, followed by multiple positions and a nice finish. We talked a little more, and soon repeated the same wonderful cycle once more and just took a nap together after the second shot on the “goal”. At 3:48 am she decided it was finally time to leave, and as she was walking out the door I slipped her another “hour’s” worth of compensation, AR$200, and she acted very appreciative of the little “gift”.

After a quick shower and some reflection on this wonderful interlude, I closed my eyes awaiting the morning of my last day in B.A. Anna the Russian was to ring my door in just a few hours.

In response to 1036, I took out a couple of chicas from Black as good looking as any I've seen anywhere, including, believe it or not, the San Fernando Valley!

The brunette was a magazine model (she showed me the magazine and photos) and next day I was in a cab and I saw her giant picture in an ad on the back of a bus!)

The blonde looked exactly like Anna Kornikova!

Unfortunately my Digicam was stolen from my checked baggage so no pics

I have also had good luck in Madahos, good looks and mucho fun

Butts

Otto (and others),

Seems to me there are a significantly greater number of negative posts TOWARD Dickhead from all you other posters than Dickhead posts towards others. Usually, he is just posting about flaws in the logic some posters use in their comments about pricing, dress, etc.

As for the chicas he chooses, I agree with Stormy that his chicas are excellent in looks and even better in sex. He has recommended a couple to me and they have all been fantastic experiences.

I wish this forum would be less about attacking one another and more about pussy. Everyone has their own preferences-to each his own. Isn't that was this is all about?

Peace everyone!

Stowe

And by the way, I have seen the Sol Dickhead speaks of and she is a beautiful Ukrainian with about the best face I have ever seen and a great body. And unlike incredible American girls, she is very nice and friendly.

However, unlike Dickhead, being married probably would not stop me from fucking a hot girl (as long as sex was her profession and the husband wouldn't be out to kill me) from the clubs, apartments, etc. However, that just means my chica-elimination standards are lower (or my little head more easily overrides my big head).

Peace!

Stowe

Knuckhead,

A Hall-of-Fame post! Lots of juicy details greatly enhanced by price information and actual links to some wonderful pictures of these ladies. While I have enjoyed perusing the littered battlefield of the pricing debate that has been raging on this board for the last few days, it is posts like yours that make this board a truly special place.

Dickfer,

Please don't let some of the harsh responses to your previous posts stop you from posting again. I commend you for your candor, and you have greatly illuminated some of the internal struggles many first-time visitors to Buenos Aires likely deal with. By the way, I'll be a first-time visitor in November, and your posts have given me a better idea of how I should go about addressing these matters.

Saint,

You the man! I have been a long-time admirer of your posts on this and other WSG boards. You seem to be leading a life that the great majority of us dream about. My two biggest thrills in life are world travel and beautiful women (okay, along with good food, good conversation and scuba diving), and you seem to have set the gold standard. I was actually going to PM you, but your recent post has deterred me! Can't say I blame you.

After walking around San Telmo yesterday and seeing a great tango/hip-hop show last night (It was great just to get out and feel normal again after a few days in bed) we stopped by Exedra. It was about 11pm, and pretty scarce, especially since it was Sunday night and right before a holiday too. There was the usual predominance of hags with a semi-gem or two present. Then we hit the triangle and stopped by Hook. This is an old favorite of mine, but it was pretty dead last night when we arrived at about 1230. I ended up taking out a young (they´re all pretty young at Hook) spinner named Nadia. She was slender, petite, very long blondish hair. She wanted 200 pesos but agreed to the 150 that I counter-offered. She also wanted me to buy her 2 champaignes because she said that unless I did she would have to return to the club. Is this true guys?

Once in my hotel room she was initially pretty timid, which made me start dreading that this was going to be a less-than-memorable experience. She came through, though, and while I would not repeat I must say that I had a good time. BBBJ after some coaxing and while not a dead fish she was certainly less than enthusiastic. She stayed for round two and left after about an hour and a half. Total cost, including her drinks, her taxi and her fee: 210 pesos.

Knuckhead

I cry discrimination!! As my first report and first girl I spoke with in BA on Thur at Orleans was your Alex. With my dumbshit friend throwing $ to beggars, I called alex over and she quoted me this ridiculous price or $300us. Naturally I didn{t bite but may call her now and give her the $200ar like you.

Having a great time here at shampoo and paying the $300ar prices just so not to hassle with the girls since i{m only here for a couple more days.

Went to Newport Sun and lots of pros but asking $300ar for poor quality and left after making out with a couple of them but not hot enough for me.

Black was dead with the mostly b grade girls. Going to check out Amerika as per advice of a hot waitress in a restaurant. TV and gays but says lots of hotties.

Rain today and I hear tomorrow.

MRLA,

What is Amerika? Where is it located?

HOW TO GET GFE:

I have a friend (honest, it isn't me I WISH I had thought of this!). He travels and stays for months in various of our favorite places. He is quite handsome and rich, especially by third world standards. He meets girls and tells them he is just looking for a wife and family, someone to take back to the U.S.A., but he wants to make sure they can have kids, because kids are REALLY important to him. He will marry them and take them back to the USA as soon as they get pregnant. They fuck him bare-back night and day. The punchline: He had a vasectomy 10 years ago! My hero!

Knuckhead,

Credit goes to L.A. Larry & Jackson for opening up closed eyes to Buenos Aires.

Starfe

Getting back to pussy, last night a friend of mine and I pulled two chicas out of Catto's. One was a friend of mine and the other was her neighbor from the provincias. It was the neighbor's first week at Catto's and [b]allegedly[/b] her first week hooking. I told my friend I did not want an inexperienced woman but she assured me the gal had plenty of experience in bed. She and I agreed 120 pesos would be good.

Anyway we took them back to his apartment. It was kind of good kissing one while feeling up the other and rubbing the one's tits on the other one's and so forth. He took my friend and I took the newbie. Newbie was no newbie in bed with BBBJ and deep throat and DFK and blah blah blah. But after we were finished and we thought they were finished it turned out they had had a bit of a problem and not too much had happened between them.

Somehow this became my fault and my friend was pissed at me, saying that I had come and her friend had come but now she was horny and high and dry and what was I going to do about that? I said I would be glad to take her back to my place and fuck her but that since my friend had already paid her and since I could not afford to pay two chicas, I would not pay her any more money.

She agreed to this so we went back to my place and first she blew me while I made out with the newbie which was good. Then the newby said she did not want to watch so she went out in the living room while I ate and fucked my friend. However I had told my friend I wanted to blindfold her and tie her up so I started out by fucking her blindfolded. Then I called the newby in and she brought us more beer and then I said I did not want to stop fucking the friend while I tied her up so while I fucked her the newby tied up our friend with my belt and some shirts. Then she watched for a while.

After we were done I wanted to fuck the newby some more but it was 6 AM and they wanted to leave so I gave my friend 15 pesos for taxi and they left. So two girls for 135 plus a bar tab. I thought that was OK and maybe next time I will tie the other one up. I just wish things had gone better for my buddy but you win some and you lose some.

Much thanks for the plug, Starfe. I'm glad that guys enjoy the city so much.

I've been reading this board from afar (Moscow) with the greatest interest.

It seems our haven has developed into a full blown monger resort.

You know what really struck me as pretty interesting is this:

I had a buddy here in Moscow (from the UK) who wanted to know what the hype was all about in BA and the only way I could describe it to him was to use Saint as a prime example.

{Now I should preface this by saying that I have never met Saint, but have only followed his travels on this and another board. }

Here's how I explained it to my curious friend:

Saint has been travelling all over South America and Europe with side trips to Central America, Tijuana, Mexico City and Montreal. In short, this is an experienced guy who has personally experienced various monger scenes all over god's creation.

AND

when it was time for him to settle down in one spot for a spell, he picked Buenos Aires.

Saint could've chose anywhere else. But the kid made an educated decision about what was the best place to be. Everything considered.

The same can be said, of course, for Jackson, who as far as I know has also traveled far and wide--to Thailand and other places.

I also happen to know that Moondog has considered settling in BA as well.

As for me, I've been on "missions" to Colombia, the DR, Thailand, the PI, and most recently all over Europe and Russia.

Buenos Aires is where my heart is. And the idea of ending up there is the thing that sustains me when I'm freezing my ass off in god-awful Moscow.

I arrive there on December 1st. Counting the days!

Cheers--

Can anyone give me some recomendations on the best busty (100 + centimeter D + Cup) chicas in BA?

I am not looking for tits that hit the floor when out of the bra (though not rock hard either), and I am not looking for fat bellies ... :-)

I am a bit out of the norm as I prefer CBJ so dont take points away for that. Body and attitude are most important to me ... not so much whether or not specifics are provided (DATY, CIM, etc).

Any help would be greatly appreciated as I am having trouble sifting through the internet airbrushed photos trying to predict what they REALLY look like.

Surely there is a place in BA that specializes in "my kind of girl".

I'll post some reports when I am done.

Thanks for any help!

Exon Reporting:

DickHead knows how extract value from the Chica's

Exon

LA Larry,

I agree with Starfe. Your initial posts did more to help me decide to visit BA in the first place probably than anyone else's. I did read a number of other posts from various message boards though.

Yes, I have been traveling all over the world and I can honestly say that Buenos Aires is my favorite city in the world. Keep in mind though that unlike many guys moving here, I didn't move here mainly for the pro-scene. Of course it didn't hurt in the decision making process but honestly I really love this city, the people here, and the way of life. The cost of living is not too bad either.

I honestly get more satisfaction with everyday living than the hobby scene. If I wanted to move somewhere just for the sex, I'd move to Rio. I could never live in Rio. If I wanted to live somewhere dirt cheap with some of the hottest girls in the world, I'd move to Colombia. I could never live in Colombia. I'm living my dream of waking up each day here. When you factor in all that the city has to offer, the cultural events, beauty of the city, safety, beautiful girls (non-pro and pro scene), great dining, genuine friendliness of the people here, availability of cheap transportation, and the list goes on and on....BA has everywhere else I have visited beat.

Yes, it definitely helps that there are so many beautiful girls here. I've been keeping busier with more non-pros now. I love doing normal things with my local friends. Last night I went to a friend's birthday party at Asia de Cuba and hung out with a great group of locals. Met tons of beautiful girls and got a few phone numbers. I was especially encouraged when two hotties came over to my table to ask me to dance. Partied until 5 AM there with my friends. (Today was a holiday so I could sleep in).

I also was lucky enough to meet up with these two gentlemen this past week. We also hung out and we went to Madaho and Black the other night. Just real class act guys! The other night in Black, I picked up a girl that I have been talking to since my first trip here. She isn't the hottest girl in the club but is pretty and we always flirt and I finally decided to pull her out. This was my first girl out of maybe 35+ girls I've pulled out of Black that was bad. She wanted $200 US and I got her down to 300 pesos, which is about the lowest you can expect to pay here (maybe 250 pesos if you really connect with a girl). She was semi-GFE but was just a pain in the ass. I'd avoid her at all costs. She is a blonde Portena named Sabrina. Again, the only bad pull out of Black I have ever experienced.

Anyway, LA Larry.... I'll be around in December so if you want to meet up, drop me a line. If not, no biggie. I know you're a private guy. Things business wise are coming along better/quicker than I expected and I plan on living here a long long time if not for the rest of my life.

Saint

Hey Saint--

Great posts.

I'm sure I speak for lots of guys that your inssights are wonderful to read.
Totally agree about your overall comments about the city.

I will email you when I hit town.

Best Regards,

Larry

There is no question, this city has a lot of charm. I couldn't help thinking that both the city and country felt like it should be up there competing with the best in the world. Perhaps it is now in an unusual time, almost surreal, where the city has the look and feel of any of the major cities in the world but it is all at developing country prices. Of course, there was a time when Argentina was one of the wealthiest countries in the world. I too was enamoured with the city and even toyed with the idea of investing in an apartment.

While I thought the girls are attractive, very few were drop dead gorgeous. In the clubs I visited, there were only one or two that were really appealing to me and I did home in on these. I was not impressed by Blacks - in fact the girls looked the same as anywhere else but perhaps dressed up a notch. Rio, however had a higher proportion of stunners and as a mongering destination, it probably has the edge. In fact, it has more than an edge - the Centauras terma on a good day is well stocked with 8s and 9s. Even the recently derided Help disco is littered with many, many attractive garotas. However, the chicas in Buenos Aires are more charming and more likely to provide GFE.

If the operative word of this post is [i]charm[/i], then Buenos Aires has that in spades.

JackDaniels,

You wrote: " there was a time when Argentina was one of the wealthiest countries in the world." That isn't true. Argentina was one of the most EXPENSIVE countries in the world to visit but it was never one of the wealthiest. There is a huge difference. Argentina should have never been living the lie it was for over 10+ years.

I would totally agree with you about your observations of drop dead gorgeous girls. They are lacking now compared to my first trip, IMHO. I'm not complaining though. When newbies PM me and ask if they should go to Rio or BA just based on sex alone I always honestly tell them Rio. I always have had my absolute best sexual GFE experiences in Rio.

I heard Centaurus has gone down hill but on a good day they do have some nice stunners. Barberellas also has some model hot girls and Help Disco mostly has what I consider ugly girls but out of the several hundred there are ALWAYS a dozen stunners or so.

BA is a charming city though as you posted. Good post. Guys are shooting themselves in the foot by not visiting Rio if they are after just sex. JMHO.

Saint

The time that Argentina was one of the wealthiest in the world was at the turn of the century (19th/20th) - I was not referring to the period immediately before the devalaution.

The point I was making is that this period of wealth has imbued the country with a certain sense of grandeur and charm.

Any comments, Andres ?

In the 1920s Argentina had the 7th highest per capita income in the world. That was before Saint was born but Stormy and I were around back then so we know.

Actually, here's my source:

Thomas G. Sanders' "Argentina and the Politics of Economic Distress," UFSI Field Staff Reports, 1988-89, No. 4, Pg. 1

Ok, so back to pussy (again). Can someone please clarify for me the drink policy at the clubs (see my post below). Do you have to buy them a certain number of drinks before you can take them out? Must it be 25 peso champaigne? Does this vary per club? Inquiring minds...

Last night in Catto's one of my friends' chicas was trying to tell him that if he was going to take her out for 2 hours he had to buy her 2 drinks. He asked me if that were true and I said no. She left after 1 drink, no problem. Many many MANY times I have pulled chicas out of both Ness and Catto's after only one drink, including last night, and I am talking about situations where they never went back (as well as ones where they did).

They are a bunch of fucking thieves in Hook so that might be the policy there. It's been so long since I took anyone out of there I can't remember but it is unlikely that I bought them more than one, and certainly not champagne but actually I think all chica drinks are about 25 p in Hook (25 in Ness and 20 in Catto's and 15 in Nuevo Estilo). In Nuevo Estilo I pulled the last chica out without ever buying her a drink at all.

Actually Doc I have posted about chica drinks quite a few times in the past (although I allegedly never post any useful information). Bottom line is they make this shit up as they go along and it is all negotiable like everything else around here.

When in Hook it is advisable to fuck Yesica, who will be more than happy to leave after one drink and more than happy with 125p. Sweet sweet girl and never any problems. No anal or CIM though.

Took a spin through Hook last night. It was a sunday. Not much there. About 12 chicas. Nothing above a 7. I hooked up with this tallish, medium build Paraguyan. Had one drink and we were off.

She was better than I had hoped. She looked better with clothes off. Exceedingly charming. I don't remember her stage name because after two hours (at 150R) she left me with her real name and phone number.

I tried a Platynum gal at noon today. "Bia". Not even close to advertised. Another gal altogether. Not even close in build. Bad teeth, basic enthusiasm, decent sex before a well deserved nap. But she kept asking to stay longer, for more money of course. Asked for a "gift".

All in all I have not been impressed with the quality in ANY respect compared to Brazil.

Tonight I'm headed straight to Madahos. I think the trick is to find a few winners and get numbers. I'm batting 1 for 3 with Platynum.

Regarding Stowe's observation,
"Seems to me there are a significantly greater number of negative posts TOWARD Dickhead from all you other posters than Dickhead posts towards others. Usually, he is just posting about flaws in the logic some posters use in their comments about pricing, dress, etc."

I am inclined to agree, notwithstanding certain anatomical inconsistencies, i.e. one shouldn't expect a dickhead to behave like a pussy...

In support of Dickhead-
I have met him two to three times.
I did not know his web handle at the time.
He was polite and shared his opinion when asked.
I do not understand all the negative BS some people have posted about his concern for value.
He has the right to his opinion and I for one appreciate it since he offers advice on how to get the best value for the peso.
It's guys who say "I get my girls by sticking a hundred dollar bill on my forehead" who hurt everyone else. The girls think we are all dumb Americans. If you are here for only forty eight hours I understand your need for speed. In that case please do the rest of us a favor and go and stay at "Blacks".
Or tell them you are from Canada when you pay them!
(My apologies to anyone of Canadian origin since everyone knows they are not stupid enough to get girls in this manner.)

Clarification to Starfe- It is the guy who pays an average looking woman $300ar, who then gets him off in fifteen minutes, and splits that I am writing about. If you pull a hottie from Blacks for 300ar, that is a good short time rate. $300ar for the other chica is over kill. To answer your preceding post I believe Dickhead does knock down a high rate of girls. If he were a fighter pilot he would be an "ACE". I do not live on a budget either. It does not mean I wipe myself with my money. You find a girl who provides you with good service and your ecstatic and you reward her for this-GOOD FOR YOU! You pay her a huge amount up front for what you hope will be good service GOOD LUCK! If she is a decent girl she will do what she can. The majority of them think you are showing disrespect. They think your are showing them that you are better then they are. They think that you have no idea what a peso is worth! They think you do not have any idea how tough it is to survive. They thumb their noses at guys like this. I did not always believe what I just wrote and did not listen to other mongers from the DR, CR and BA. I finally learned enough Spanish to partially understand the girls and found out the other mongers were right. So please don't believe me! Just pretend to be in their shoes and think that if you found someone who was willing to pay you three times the going gringo rate and how you would view them. You would wait for the next dumb American and pick him like a cherry. That's what I would do and that's what you would do in their shoes! If you want to throw your money around contribute to the WSG charity where you can help some poor kids. That is worthwhile!!! It is also highly appreciated and does a lot of good.

PS: I luv the stuff about the 150 peso girls. I too see the girls from Madahos, Area VIP and the spas. I am not dashingly handsome nor am I fluent in Spanish. I do not denigrate the girls or try to be a cheap ass. From what you say I pay a lot less. Maybe I have a little Dickhead charm and that works to my advantage.

Snowbird and other $150 peso and less hobbyists,

" hurts everyone else ": Yes I am butchering the market. You're giving me way to much credit. Were not talking Vanderbilt #'s here.

I am not interested in searching out $50 pros. $100 dollars sounds like a nice round # that's very comfortable for me. If you care to scour the earth for under $50 dollar specials then by all means run with the wolves. I am just sick and tired of his and other's tirades that some of us overspend. I don't think I have ever commented one way or the other about how much mongers should or should not pay. I could care less.
By the way its only Otto and I complaining and not the whole board. 2 of us, that's it. I think Dickhead will survive this crisis just fine. He seems to be getting laid every 3 minutes. I know of few people in my life that get more pussy as fast as this guy does. He denies himself very little of the good things ( pussy ) in life. In my case I get screwed quarterly right along with my hedge fund statement.
For the record I only see girls from Area-vip, Mahados, Blacks and I go everyday for 2 massages at Colmegna Spa. The odds of me running into $30 mongers is nil.

Starfe



Snowbird , I can count on 1 hand only how many times I spent around $200 u.s. for a girl in Buenos Aires. That's about 6 trips and maybe 120 or so sessions. In my own mind that's showing tremendous self control.
I have given to wsg charity.

Hey Starfe. One of the shitheads here that you spoke of a couple of weeks ago. Listen, 99.99999999999% of the world, including ALL governments live UNDER A BUDGET. Is possibly Leona Helmsly your sister? We little people, like our pussy, and it is guys like you that limit our seed spreading. Show some empathy and come back down to mother earth.

Shit, why could you not have come in and bought an Infinity from me when I was selling cars. I could have overpaid for pussy for quite some time on that sale to you.

Party on Dickhead!

Latina Addict

Bienvinidos to Paradise! Day #1/10

I arrived during Roxanna's absence so I had asked Mayra to book an appointment for me from a list of like 30 internet girls that I've been working on for the last 2 months in the Sex Prison. I wanted to book a threesome for the first experience, and I told Mayra that the maximum I'll pay for a girl would be 200pesos/1.5 hours each chica. Mayra booked Danesa & Chenoa of platynum as they were ranked #1on my threesome list for 200p/each. I just looked at the platynum's website (look at the "Something Different" link at the left hand column): Danesa & Chenoa is no longer on the menu but Beba & Chenoa is referenced to the same phone number.

I arrived at EZE around 9am so the appointment with the chicas was set for 1pm at Marco's GUC apartment. Unfortunately when I showed up at the door at around 10am, the apartment was not ready so I was taken on a nice monger's tour of the city. I was also taken to downtown bank (near Florida Ave) and exchanged most of the cash that I had brought with me -- the exchange rates are slightly better than in Recoleta, but not by much (maybe 0.05 pesos better per dollar: that's 50 more pesos per 1,000 US). When it was apparent that 1pm was unrealistic, I called Mayra and she called the chicas and rearranged the time for 3pm.

We were finished with the tour around 2:30pm, and got into the apartment around 2:45. The chicas showed up 5 minutes after I checked into my apartment - quick! I had to stowe away the wad of pesos I had into the wall safe! I had them wait in the hall abit - I also badly needed to take care of, errr.. ehmm.. a certain bodily function that was about half day overdue. While they waited in the hallway, I quickly got the job done, and not wanting to give the chicas the wrong first impression, I lighted a lighter and burnt up all the toxic gases and the deed became virtually undetectable. My suitcase was hidden behind a curtain in the bedroom.

The girls - they were both brunnettes in their early 20's, probably 23-24. In general similar they appeared fairly similar to the web pictures.

Chenoa had a very cute face (about 8.5) with large round brown eyes and an innocent look but had an average body with brown areola and large nipples (probably had kids) and soft ass. Not fat, but soft. Her skin had some brown discolorations at the small of her back - it was unsightly but not pathologic-appearing. Body=7.

Danessa had a GREAT body (9) with very little fat, long legs, firm c cups and a nice ass. Light pink areola with about 1/4¨tall nipples which are perfect for me. Her face was about 7.5 (would have been 8 but half point deduction for freckles).

I had them wait inside the apartment while I took a shower to get rid of all the grime that I've accumulated during my 15 hour jorney from the US. I had the keys to the safe with me in the bathroom.

When I came out from the shower they were in their loungerie - but they asked for the money up front. I insisted on paying later and even showed them the money - they threatened to leave if not paid first and I threatened to send them away. They then called someone on the phone and finally everything was cool and my first BA experience was now ready for launch - Oh Yeah.

Quickly I was sandwiched between them and the towel around my waist came off and they started going down BB. I did the porn double BJ (one working the twins the other the one-eyed jack and switching the duties back and forth) with them for a while, asking for ¨quisiera a ver los beautiful ojos¨ and getting some eye contact in return. Not quite upto porn standard, but who am I to complain?

Then the raincoat was supplied (I highly recommend Kimono brand - it is the thinnest latex condom on the market and so not only is it more sensitive, but it also transmits heat better so that the pussy feels warmer - 50pack/$25 on the web) and applied. One of them rode me on top while I was kissing the other girl (tongue & all) while I made sure my hands roamed around equally between the two. I then switched to doggy then doggied the other girl for a while.

I am only 33, but of late I have been having difficulty finishing in general (esepcially after a long blowjob) and was getting a bit winded so they switched to covered BJ for about 10-15 minutes. I still couldn´t finish so I took the condom off and had both of them spank the Dickfer Jr. - a double HJ, if you will. I still couldn´t finish so I had them lie on bed side to side with their face at the edge of the bed -- I had my member essentially over their faces and finished the job myself all over their tits - whew! what a relief.