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Night Three
It is about 5:00 am local time while I write this, and I just kissed this evening’s novia goodbye at the elevator. When I started out this evening, I didn’t leave the hotel until midnight. The young guy at the front desk called for a taxi, and while I was waiting, I told him I understood the hotel policy about only one guest at a time, but that I wanted to invite a pair of identical twins to my room. He said there was no way I could do that, and suggested I have one up to the room then the other. No thanks, I’ll get a short stay hotel. I’m not giving up on bribery yet though, tomorrow I’m going to try the manager. My driver arrived, and I showed him the address and name of Hook, and he asked me if I knew that it is a chica bar. I explained that of course I knew, that is the reason for going there. I told him how much I love the portenas, and he suggested a bar in the neighborhood of the Etoile, maybe 4 blocks away, and drove me there so I would know where it is, then he took me to Hook. The name of the club he showed me is Puerto Columbo. I have never heard of it, but I will investigate tomorrow night. I did ask if it was mostly for locals, and he said it isn’t, but that the girls there are much prettier than at Hook or Ness. We’ll see tomorrow. One unique thing about Puerto Columbo is they don’t have a doorman, they have a doorwoman. If she is any indication of the talent inside, I’m looking forward to going there. After a flyby of his club, he dropped me off at Hook. I did not realize before tonight, how close Hook, Catoo, and Ness are to each other. I hit all three places, starting with Hook. Oh, the taxi fare was a grand total of about $1 US, I gave him 5 pesos and he was happy. At each club, I explained to the doorman that it was my first time at the club, and each guy explained the drink prices etc. At Hook, my first (and only) drink was on the house, but I tipped the waiter dos pesos anyway upon leaving. One aggressive girl sat at my table uninvited, but I wasn’t interested. Hook was too dark for my taste, not enough light to see what you’re paying for. There were about 15 girls and a handful of customers, several of the girls were very pretty, and one girl that I wanted, but she was already sitting with someone, so I drank my coke and headed next door to Catoo’s. I did not see Katrina or Silvia, and Ezy, if you’re reading this, and you can contact your favorita, I would still like to meet Silvia, Katrina, or Marcella. It would be great if UWphoto had their numbers, but if not, no problema. There are plenty of other even more beautiful women to choose from.
Catoo’s was packed. All the girls I saw looked good, but I couldn’t even get a chair, and the ratio of girls to customers was not good. I left without even buying a drink. Across the street I went to Ness, where the drink price was exorbitant. I saw two girls I liked, both tall with great legs and faces, one long haired blonde, and one brunette, but again my timing was off and they were already taken, so after scanning the talent for 20 minutes or so, I headed out and got a taxi to Shampoo. I’m very impressed with the place. Three different dancers were performing on one main stage, and two small ones. The décor is excellent, better than Black imho. Again, the first girl who approached me, I wasn’t even close to interested in. I did see several stunners, but all were taken. One blonde in a business suit looked like a supermodel or movie star. Damn, I wish I’d left the hotel earlier, another lesson learned, get out to the clubs around 11:00 when the action is just starting. There were maybe 50 girls in the place, and about half of them were more than acceptable, but the only girl I approached turned out to be a waitress. I felt like such a dumbass when I got her attention and noticed the club’s logo on her blouse. I knew before she even said it that she is Only a waitress. Adios Shampoo. I went to Black. There was lots of primo talent, and I chose Loana, beautiful face, hardbody, 5’ tall, with black hair to the middle of her back. She was definitely not the most beautiful face in the crowd, but the bar was very crowded, and I couldn’t make my way any closer to the stage than the end of the bar. Loana was extremely affectionate and bubbly in the bar, and I was looking forward to the session at my hotel. The little cutie spoke not one word of English, but we communicated very well. She avoided the question of compensation several times, and I will admit that I agreed to way too much, but I really wanted her. She finally asked for 600 pesos! I held my hand to her forehead and asked jokingly if she had a fever, or had perhaps been drinking too much, to which she laughed at length, constantly massaging my leg and kissing my neck. This would never happen in nightclubs in Detroit. I finally gave in for 400 pesos, I know it is way too much, but understand, this girl really had my motor running, and it was fast approaching 2:00 am, and in the back of my mind was my noon appointment with the goddess Venus.
The hotel is close to Black, but like Saint, I don’t walk anywhere unless I absolutely have to, so I tipped the doorman 10 pesos, and he flagged a taxi. In Black, the price for the girl’s drinks was 80 pesos, and no exit fee. Honestly, I prefer the good internet girls for the money. Back at the hotel, Loana was as good as advertised. Man what a little package! She is 24 years old, a great little hard body, with very perky little breasts, and middle of the back length black hair. She had the tightest little box and great muscle control down south. She made me feel like I was huge, and believe me I’m just average, but there was no round two because she cried no mas! Details; lots of dfk, daty (she was very appreciative), cbj, and many, many, positions, she definitely liked it from behind while lying on our sides. She was very concerned when she finished twice before me, but I explained that con condom is dificil, so she stripped off the raincoat, and rubbed the essentials against me to completion without penetration.
Loana: 24 years old, long dark hair, very petite
Face: 8, and I definitely saw a handful of 9’s in the bar
Body: 9, perfect little package, exactly what I like.
Attitude: 7, I am taking points off because she would not allow a photo even fully clothed from behind, and was not willing to go to round two.
Skills: 7, the cbj was decent, but I prefer bbbj, the rest was definitely very good.
GFE: 7, very friendly, but a little on the professional side
Overall experience: Based on my sessions so far, she was in the top five, but definitely not the best, and way too expensive.
Photos: I pleaded to no avail
I’m exhausted, but there will be plenty of time to sleep on my return to the office, lol.
Ciao,
EZE J
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eze...Silvia is at Ness rather than Hook. Valerie is at Hook. Not that it matters. Either will take care of you! Or if they are not available you seem to be doing splendidly on your own....!!!
You are wheting my appetite for BA!
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EZE_amante
>Thanks for all of the positive feedback, it’s a tough job, but I’m thankful I’m >one of the guys who gets to do it.
Tough it is but you're doing a great job. I'm glad you're doing in and not me:-) but I'll have my chance next month, for an entire month. Stay tuned.
Keep up the great journal. You're absolutely the bomb!
Bond, James Bond 69
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Hi Saint,
I have been checking some escorts website but I can't find Marisol, the chica you posted a picture of back in September and which you mentioned in one your posts at the end of that month.
I'll be in BA later on this year and she looks really nice (I love breasts too !)
Thanks y disfruta todo !
Marco
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EZE_Amante,
Thanks for your in depth reports. Sorry EZY and I will miss you ans we both will arrive in town on Monday.
Thanks for the info on the new club. I will have to check it out when there.
Moondog
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Arrive yesterday afternoon from Santiago with three hours sleep and hangover, after one of the best chica sessions in my life (see Santiago forum for details).
One of my purposes on this trip is to extend some of the knowledge provided by those who´ve gone before. Read on...
There´s been mention of the "Belgrano penthouse" in the past. The only details were that, "My remis driver, Oscar Carrizo, took me there." First stop, I called Oscar´s cell phone at 15-4960-3770 before I left Santiago. Oscar met me at the airport with a sign bearing my name (Oldguy?) and drove me to my hotel (Sheraton Libertador, 5 stars, city center--hey, what are expense accounts for?). On the way in I told Oscar that a friend had told me about the penthouse, and I´d like to go there. Oscar asked me about my likes in women, and said he had just the thing, so we set up an appointment for the next day (today).
Oscars a real Argentine. As we´re pulling out of the airport, you go through a toll booth. In this case, the operator as a 30 something, fairly attractive women. As he hands her the payment, Oscar chimes, "Every day I see you, you´re more beautiful." I think Oscars planning on skipping tolls in the future. For those wishing to hire Oscar, his rates are pretty attractive:
Airport to downtown: 15 $US
Downtown to airport: 12 $US
Driving around Bs As: 12 PESOS per hour (how does he eat?)
Driving outside of BA: 80 centavos/km + 10 pesos per hour waiting time
Oscar drives a clean, comfortable three-year old Peugeut 505
Oscar´s only problem, for some, is that he speaks no English. I asked him what he does with non-speakers, and he said he calls his son, who speaks English, on the cell phone, puts his customer on the phone, and then the son talks to Oscar. A bit circuitous, but I don´t know what your chances of finding an English-speaking driver is, anyway. I tipped Oscar a couple of bucks at the hotel, and he seemed satisfied.
Feeling like shit when I get to the hotel, I hoped an afternoon in the Colmegna (Sarmiento 839, in the city center) might help. They often run unadvertized specials--ask at the desk before you pay. They were running a special--1/2 hour massage and pedicure (I know, I know, I´d never do it in the States) for 59 pesos! Christ, that´s about 17 bucks! However, I then found out something new: there are two types of massages at the Colmegna--the one most guys have reported on in the past (cute chica, fairly light massage, scrotum tickle, and offer of a hand job) and then there was the massage that I had unknowly signed up for. As the old head towel guy said, "Oh, you´re getting a real massage." I was sent to a booth on the third floor (not the second floor where the chica jobs take place) not quite sure what was following. I was given the little white short and led to a cubicle, and told to lie down. Three minutes later, a 40 something female fireplug of a woman came in and proceeded to pound me to a pulp. I DID forget about the hangover and, strangly, an hour later I was feeling pretty good (after sauna, roman bath, swim, and shower).
I went back to my hotel in the center area, and scored five vitamin V´s. As you can guess from my handle, I´m in the prime, not beginning of life. First shots never a sweat, I wanted to see if the V would help with second or third rounds. I´d just a soon not have to wait for 30 minutes (just wait, it´ll happen to you, too.) Turns out, there´s an Argentine generic for 5 pesos a pill. It´s called Bifort 50, and consists of 50 mg of sildenafil. Maybe someone can tell me if that´s the same as Viagra. Anyway, it´s a hell of lot cheaper than the real stuff.
First test of Argentina Vit V: Called Romina of Platynum. Her picture looked good to my tastes, and the "servicio completo" also has a nice resonance. Well, I got the old switcheroo, which wasn´t immediately apparent. A small, stacked blond with an incredibly angelic face showed up at my door. She didn´t quite look like Romina, but, from first impressions, she looked better! (How often does that happen?). Anyway, I served some champagne and we chatted for a while before getting down to business. She admitted she wasn´t Romina, that Romina had quite her stable three or four days after her pictures were taken and posted. There ain´t no Romina still in the business. Her name was Kiara (not the Kihara on the net.) When her close came off, she wasn´t quite as stunning. She was a little chunky, but mostly she had incredibly short arms and legs--it just kind of screwed up her looks. She had the face of model, good large soft brests, and the body of a munchkin. Anyway, I won´t waste any more of your time. She was a lackluster performer and I did 90% of the work. Not that I mind the work, but I always considered it more of a team job. Outcome on Argentine viagra--no decision; did not seek second round.
Question for brothers in the hobby: are their any public Internet sites in Bs As that provide some privacy? I don´t really feel like looking at the Platynum site with granny on one side and a 14 year old on my other side. If I had the access, I could tell you if Kiara is on the Internet. Her picture could be spectacular, and you could be in for a disappointment.
Second test of Argentine Viagra: Today, Oscar shows up to take me to the Belgrano penthouse. Oscar and I pretty much hit it off on day one, so he tells me has struck a deal. I´m going to see a girl that normally charges 70 US$ per hour, but he´s arranged for 100 pesos an hour. Not bad, that´s got us to the same price as the place on French, but it´ll all depend on the product.
Patricia is about 5' 1" or so, bleached hair, very fair skin, pretty face (7) and very nice bod (8), with natural, 36C brests. She´s quite nice, and we talk for awhile, before we start out with a massage, cbj, and fs. Regrettably, it was about a 6 act. She´s not particularly hardened or anything, I think she just wanted to do the deed and get on with the day. Again, with the timer running, I wasn´t interested in giving a second round try. There´s always the next day.
One strange thing about the encounter. Oscar not only took me to the building, he came up in the elevator and waited in the living room while Patricia and I went upstairs and banged away. The ride from Belgrano to where I had lunch was kind of strange, I mean, what do you say to your driver, "she´s got a great bod but wasn´t sufficiently enthusiastic."? Oscar did ask me if I liked pool. When I said, "Not really," he asked if I wanted to go to a bar with pool tables and lots of great chicas. Sounds like a boliche to me, so, what the heck, I´m going on a double-date with Oscar tomorrow night. I get the back seat.
We, things have to improve, or I´m going back to Santiago. I´m going to give Sandy of Platynum and Saint´s experience (I believe) a call for a visit before I do the town with Oscar tomorrow.
Outcome on Argentine Viagra: still no decison, more to follow....
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by oldguy
[i]Arrive yesterday afternoon from Santiago with three hours sleep and hangover, after one of the best chica sessions in my life (see Santiago forum for details).
Old Guy. A hilarious post. You are definitely one of a kind and an entertaining writer. I really am jazzed up about this forum and counting the days until I arrive in Argentinna on Nov. 12th at Etoile.
This forum brings out the best of the mongers and why not? Buenos Aires is an incredible city, currency in an economic crisis (somewhat like my dear home New York, New York after 9/11 but for dramatically different reasons). BA attracts the top line of hobbyist.
Post away. I love it. These posts are in some ways like drinking a great wine or reading an engaging novel in progress.
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Old Guy,
Nice post. Sandy is #9 on [url]www.escorts-argentina.com.[/url]
Also, Romina has a blue * on her description. That means that the photos are false. The girl that is in the pictures, is she the one that came to your door?
Moondog
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Moondog,
I didn´t see the gd blue star. Shame on me. However, as it says in my post, Rumina, or whatever her name was, quite the bizness shortly after her picture was posted. Damn, she LOOKED hot. Maybe she burned out at an early age.
JamesBond,
Thanks for the cudos. I just don´t want to be the first poorf**k in history to write, "Damn, I´m going back to Chile for some good sex." More of my misadventures will follow...
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Marcoxxx,
Marisol has no pictures on the net. She isn't an internet escort. She is a boliche "club" girl. I had her phone number at one time but I'm not sure if I still have it. She works at Playwoman. I had a great session with her.
Way to go Oldguy! Glad everyone is having fun down there. I'm glad people are hitting some of the spots I mentioned earlier this year like Colmegna. That place is an institution that goes way back (place is 107 years old). Has been passed down from family member to family member. You'll love Sandy. She is so sweet and a great girl.
Moondog is 100% right. Stay CLEAR of the girls with the blue * on Platynum. 100% fake. Also, if a girl shows up that isn't the EXACT same girl that is on the website...don't hesitate to send her away. I know sometimes we get all hot and bothered and horny but odds are...20 minutes later you can have someone that you really want. Don't settle. There are few things in life worse than a bait and switch.
I leave for Mexico City in the morning. Wish me luck!
Saint
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Oldguy,
When I was in BA in August I went into Cutty Sark one night and talked with a beatiful girl from Chile. At first I thought she was from Argentina because she looked very European (probably of German ancestry) but then she told me she was from Chile. She was hands downs the best looking girl in Cutty that night.
I asked her how many more girls looked like her in Chile (Santiago) and she said a lot. She said the club she worked at there (can't remember the name) had a lot of attractive girls from all over South America there.
I also talked to a good looking girl in Playwoman who also said she has worked in Chile before. I'll be watching for your future reports about Chile and thanks for your excellant reports.
Toosh
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old guy....yes, there are internet spots with privacy. I use a place on Puyredden (not sure of spelling)...between Pena and Melo. Private booths allow you to surf fearlessly....but, since you are downtown and not in Recoleta it is a bit out of your way.....
ezy
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Oh yeah...on impulse I'm headed back to BA...tomorrow!! Any mongers in town? Spent some time in early Oct with uwphoto and others. It'd be great to connect with some other guys and hang out. RSVP at sf(underline)******@yahoo.com
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Ooops. Forgot about the "forbidden words" filter when typing my email address. It is sf(underline)h - o - m - b - r - e at yahoo (minus the dashes and spaces of course)
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ezy,
Thanks for the hint. I make it to Recoleta every couple of days, and what the heck, it´s a US$1 cab fare!
Third test of Argentine vitamine V: After walking around Florida and the center area in the morning, called reliable Meriam at 2254 French. She told me to come on in, there were three girls working: Celeste, who I played with in August, as well as Samantha and ????, neither of whom I have met. When I arrived, it was nice. Whether she was blowing smoke up my ass or not, Meriam told me how nice it was to have me back, yadayadayah. I was led into the little antiroom, and the three chicas came in, one at a time. ???? was first (I´ll try to get the name later). 5'8", big black hair, good solid Italian woman of about 25 or so. Nail a keel to her, and she´d be a battleship. I´m 6'2", 185. If I were a couple of inches taller and 215, I might have been able to win a battle with her. Or, maybe if I were just 10 years younger. I value my life, so passed on to number two, my friend Celeste from the past.
Celeste makes me weak in the knees--5'2" or so, she's about 22, but has the body of a 16 year old. Small, up-pointing breasts, thin waist, and legs longer than any 5'2" person should be able to have. Unfortunately, my August experience was so-so (CBJ, eyes downcast most of the time, little display of emotion). However, her greeting was better than anything I experience in August--big smile, warm cheek-kiss, and words about how wonderful it was to see me back. Arrrrgh! Maybe she just needed to get to know me the first time; maybe, maybe I should dive in again. Then, Samantha walked in: 5'8", rail thin, light brown hair, intense eyes. She´s not stunning, but she moved wonderfully and looked me straight in the eyes from her own deep brown pools. Samantha, I´m yours! We went to the room in the back on the right with the jacuzi (it´s the only one I´ve been in; what are the others like?)
Anyway, we chat for awhile as I always like to do. I learn that she´s has ballet experience, and is studying to direct operas. Hey, it is Argentina! While some might not prefer her body, it´s perfect to me: long, sleek, slim but muscular, with small pointed breasts that defy gravity. When we get down to action, we start with a little mutual body-kissing, which quickly leads to a BBBJ and a major face-sit. How do you say 69 in Spanish? I suppose it could just be "sesenta y nueve," but each language has it´s own special words for magical activities. Anyway, she hops up on top and we go at it pretty well for 10 or 15 minutes. I´m impressed with her strength--she´s got half her weight on her arms for the whole time while were working away. After a while, I suggest we roll over, where I´m afraid the little guy quickly lost control and had his say. Then, I notice something interesting: I may have blown my wad, but I´m not really deflating! Samantha knows I'm gone, but apparently she's not ready to stop. So, we keep going at it for another 5 mintes, 'til she lets loose. So, all I can say is, YES! YES, my compadres! Vitamin V does, indeed work!
It´s amazing. We finish up, Samantha cleans us up, and we continue to talk and play huggy/kissy bear for 5 or 10 minutes. In fact, the woman is really into kissy: body, ears, face, tounge; you name it, she wants to kiss it and keep doing so. Meanwhile, I'm stunned--not only did I never really go down, but I'm back up and ready for action. New condum, and were off again, this time finishing up with a standing doggie (tried kneeling on the bed, got a thigh cramp, and almost knocked her off the bed--not one of my finer moments.)
Given that tomorrow is Sunday, a pretty dead time, I consider asking Samantha for lunch and a romp at my hotel. NAAAH! There´s always the Orleans (two blocks from my hotel) and, if all else fails, the Internet girls.
Tonight I´ve got my double date with Oscar, so I´m going to go back for a siesta to get ready for that one. It has the potential for disaster, but, what the heck, I´ve already been lucky today. Twice!
¡Hasta mañana, caballeros!
